As the title implies someone request an idea and a writefag writes them. I'd think this would be fun.
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>>208515
I like the initiatve. However, I won't be able to write anything for this since I am busy writting on project for this month as it is.
Twilight is the sole survivor of an assasination attempt on the elements of harmony. Now she is walking down the path of revange, which leads her to Black Reef harbour, a city of anarchy that lies on the badland's westcoast. Will Twilight kill her Moby Dick or will she drown?
I like the initiatve. However, I won't be able to write anything for this since I am busy writting on project for this month as it is.
Twilight is the sole survivor of an assasination attempt on the elements of harmony. Now she is walking down the path of revange, which leads her to Black Reef harbour, a city of anarchy that lies on the badland's westcoast. Will Twilight kill her Moby Dick or will she drown?
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>>208547
Yeah I got the idea of the thread from an old /pone/ thread. Here one story I requested from that thread: https://pastebin.com/ABRq1cuY
Yeah I got the idea of the thread from an old /pone/ thread. Here one story I requested from that thread: https://pastebin.com/ABRq1cuY
I may be able to write, if an idea catches my interest
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I do have a request for a Luftkrieg story, not sure about the details but it should be something cute
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Something with Leslie would be greatly appreciated. If I like it enough I might draw something to go with it.
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>>208515
In dystopian future stallions reproduce through artificial means. To be more exact, they use certain magical trees to replace mares. Although female ponies are born from these magical trees, they are swiftly killed off because they, unlike their male counterparts, are carnivores only with a particular taste for stallion meat.
Certain unicorn stallions are granted from their tree-birth the ability to summon forth violating tentacles to do their bidding. These abilities come in handy (hoofy?) when they are attacked voluptuous mares and petited fillies. The fillies have superpony strength and speed but they lose it when they grow older. As mares, they instead gain the ability to build giant robots that they can maneuver.
Our hero, an adolescent unicorn stallion was born with this tentacle ability and has joined the front lines. There, a raid occurs and he is the sole survivor. As such he tries to travel back into the security without being discovered. Yet, discovered he is by a unicorn filly.
The filly does not attack him, however, and he learns that there is another side to this conflict. In this exchange, they also learn that they have the same birth-tree-mother-thingy.
During this, the forest of magical reproduction trees is destroyed by a raid from the mares. This causes the stallion leaders to come to a terrifying conclusion: Either they try to make a deal with the mares to be able to reproduce through them like normal or they need to rape them for great justice.
How will our duo fair in this chaos? What is right and what is wrong??? Oh, the dilemma! The drama! The passion!
>>208666
I going to start on it soonish.
>>208551
Ah the seven elements of harmony, kindness, loyalty, generosity, laughter,honesty, magic, and genocidal violence.
Ah the seven elements of harmony, kindness, loyalty, generosity, laughter,honesty, magic, and genocidal violence.
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>>208546
So yeah, I am currently working on it. in actuallity, I am on the finishing touches of it but my inner perfectionist keeps me from posting it until its down.
I keeep breaking my rule: Make no promises. They only puts pressure on you.
I intend to, but no promises this time around, write every suggested thing in this thread in the chronolgoical order they were posted. This is not so much because I liked every prompt in this thread but because i want to hone my writting skills. To do that, in reality I should be working on a the longer project that I was working on but the idea of more instant feedback is more appealing from my myopic perspective.
I will get some exercise anyway.
Maybe someday I will git gud at writting.
So yeah, I am currently working on it. in actuallity, I am on the finishing touches of it but my inner perfectionist keeps me from posting it until its down.
I keeep breaking my rule: Make no promises. They only puts pressure on you.
I intend to, but no promises this time around, write every suggested thing in this thread in the chronolgoical order they were posted. This is not so much because I liked every prompt in this thread but because i want to hone my writting skills. To do that, in reality I should be working on a the longer project that I was working on but the idea of more instant feedback is more appealing from my myopic perspective.
I will get some exercise anyway.
Maybe someday I will git gud at writting.
>>208782
>Mass graves are very peaceful
The opening scene. A battery of normalniggers kneel before their empty, open mass-grave. Commander
Pepe Pony marches from one to the next, executing them with a single shot from his highly cinematic Glock. Down into the hole, they fall. He revels in their terror, shirt covered in brain matter and blood.
The beta uprising has already begun.
From the central base, humanoid soldiers march toward the nearby metropolis, which is already under siege. In the CBD, commandos high on synthetic super-stimulants command combat-exo-suits, storming office buildings, banks, businesses, and malls. Transcending Clausewitzian total war, all life is exterminated. Buildings are cleared of bio-life and levelled with demolition charges. Police squads are taken out with daisy cutter rockets and thermite bombs. Mountains of copses litter each street corner. The smell of burning flesh is thick in the air.
Fading light cues the beginning of a new period: nocturnal predation. Superpredators with javelin fangs haunt the night like armed serial killers. Nerves twang from chemical overstimulation as sharp blades rip through throats. Carotid arteries spray blood. Screams ripple through the cold air. The final band of survivors is taken out with a fragmentation grenade.
The sun waxes on the horizon as helicopters drone through the sky. From atop his tower, Commander Pepe Pony watches as the six million are bulldozed into mass graves. The sight is very peaceful and instils a feeling of great of awe. He walks back inside to radio the good news.
Cue scene fade.
>Mass graves are very peaceful
The opening scene. A battery of normalniggers kneel before their empty, open mass-grave. Commander
Pepe Pony marches from one to the next, executing them with a single shot from his highly cinematic Glock. Down into the hole, they fall. He revels in their terror, shirt covered in brain matter and blood.
The beta uprising has already begun.
From the central base, humanoid soldiers march toward the nearby metropolis, which is already under siege. In the CBD, commandos high on synthetic super-stimulants command combat-exo-suits, storming office buildings, banks, businesses, and malls. Transcending Clausewitzian total war, all life is exterminated. Buildings are cleared of bio-life and levelled with demolition charges. Police squads are taken out with daisy cutter rockets and thermite bombs. Mountains of copses litter each street corner. The smell of burning flesh is thick in the air.
Fading light cues the beginning of a new period: nocturnal predation. Superpredators with javelin fangs haunt the night like armed serial killers. Nerves twang from chemical overstimulation as sharp blades rip through throats. Carotid arteries spray blood. Screams ripple through the cold air. The final band of survivors is taken out with a fragmentation grenade.
The sun waxes on the horizon as helicopters drone through the sky. From atop his tower, Commander Pepe Pony watches as the six million are bulldozed into mass graves. The sight is very peaceful and instils a feeling of great of awe. He walks back inside to radio the good news.
Cue scene fade.
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It was a sunny day in Ponyville. Ponyville wasn't known to be a sunny paradise either. It was, however, known for harboring Rainbow Dash. The fastest pegasus alive and the one in charge of the laziest weather team in Equestria. Their level of laziness gave ziggers a run for their money. This was also the reason why Ponyville was always a little cloudy with the exception of today of course.
Twilight Sparkle strutted around in sunglasses for a day such as this one.
She was on her way to Sugar Cube Corner, where all the cool kids hang out when she saw that a crowd of ponies had gathered near the entrance to the municipality building.
The crowd was large. The number of ponies who had gathered on the ground must have been about a hundred or so and that is not even mentioning the pegasi that were hovering above the crowd of ponies. Ponies of all the three tribes had gathered: Unicorn, pegasi, and earth ponies; and they all seem to be engaged into whatever was happening in the front. This could be seen by the yays of agreement and hoof stomps.
She walked a bit closer and as she approached, she could hear the sound of voices giving a passionate speech in between the cheers and the hoof-stomps. The voice was spoken by a blonde white earth pony that Twilight could see when she reached the back of the crowd. It was through the crowd she saw the speaking pony. She stood elevated from the crowd on a porch. The porched made several creaking noises as the white earth pony paced back and forth on it while making her speech, a frantic but passionate speech. The speech's important parts were emphasized by hoof gestures that looked more like her punching the air and flexing her muscles.
”...And who is that own all the banks, newspapers and still doesn't pay their taxes?” the blonde and blue-eyed earth pony asked.
”The princesses!” the crowd responded with a roar.
”That's right!” She pointed her hoof at some random pony in the crowd. ”The alicorns! They can conduct their business in all three tribes since they are an intertribal clique. They–” She lost her words as she saw the crowd opening up a corridor where Twilight walked through. Well, corridor, it was more like the other ponies didn't want to touch the icky alicorn or they might get sick with her germs.
Twilight didn't know what to make of the speaker's words. It wasn't like Alicorns didn't have power but as far as she knew neither herself, Cadence, Luna or Celestia owned a bank. It was all kind of strange but it was clear that her tone was accusatory and the angry looks she was getting from the onlookers confirmed the idea that they blame her for something.
Twilight, who was a bit apprehensive about the crowd's behavior, had her head down low and looked to the sides at antagonistic ponies but then her eyes landed on the white earth pony who was still in shock over her appearance and she decided to inquire her reason for badmouthing her and the princesses.
Twilight flew over to the spot on the opposite side of the blonde horse on the porch and turned towards her.
”I don't know where you get your information from but we don't own the banks, the newspapers and I do pay my taxes!” Twilight told the white pony.
”Oh, right! You are powerless. Am sure princess,” said the white pony responded.
”You are right. I am a princess so I do have powers. I don't deny that I'm just wondering how I am using my status for bad?”
”So the school of diversity wasn't your doing?
”You mean the friendship school? What do you mean diversity? I guess there is a lot of creatures with different heritage in that school but I don't see why that is bad?”
”It is bad because your plan is to replace us with these creatures. That is your evil plan.”
”What, no. They are anyway in so few numbers that they cannot replace us. The school's purpose is international cooperation.”
”You say that now but the immigration of these creatures will only increase by time.”
”What? No, I have never ordered that but even if so how can you say that I am evil? If my actions are bad for Equestria that is one thing but no-one should question my intentions. After all, not that I like to brag about it but I and my friends saved Equestria from Nightmare Moon.”
Before anypony in the crowd could answer, the white mare scoffed and answered.
”Ah! Right, because as we all know Nightmare Moon was a serious threat against Equestria,” the white mare said and the audience laughed full-heartedly.
Twilight was confused by this.
”B-but... Wasn't she?” Twilight asked.
The white mare chuckled mirthfully again.
”Yeah, right because going from one alicorn over government state to another is preferable. Ha! Like Nightmare Moon wasn't just another one of your false oppositions.”
”Wha...? False opposition?”
Twilight's mouth had opened in confusion.
”Oh, please. Spare us your sly words vermin!” Applejack hopped upon the porch. ”I have seen foxes with more trustworthy faces than yours.”
Twilight Sparkle strutted around in sunglasses for a day such as this one.
She was on her way to Sugar Cube Corner, where all the cool kids hang out when she saw that a crowd of ponies had gathered near the entrance to the municipality building.
The crowd was large. The number of ponies who had gathered on the ground must have been about a hundred or so and that is not even mentioning the pegasi that were hovering above the crowd of ponies. Ponies of all the three tribes had gathered: Unicorn, pegasi, and earth ponies; and they all seem to be engaged into whatever was happening in the front. This could be seen by the yays of agreement and hoof stomps.
She walked a bit closer and as she approached, she could hear the sound of voices giving a passionate speech in between the cheers and the hoof-stomps. The voice was spoken by a blonde white earth pony that Twilight could see when she reached the back of the crowd. It was through the crowd she saw the speaking pony. She stood elevated from the crowd on a porch. The porched made several creaking noises as the white earth pony paced back and forth on it while making her speech, a frantic but passionate speech. The speech's important parts were emphasized by hoof gestures that looked more like her punching the air and flexing her muscles.
”...And who is that own all the banks, newspapers and still doesn't pay their taxes?” the blonde and blue-eyed earth pony asked.
”The princesses!” the crowd responded with a roar.
”That's right!” She pointed her hoof at some random pony in the crowd. ”The alicorns! They can conduct their business in all three tribes since they are an intertribal clique. They–” She lost her words as she saw the crowd opening up a corridor where Twilight walked through. Well, corridor, it was more like the other ponies didn't want to touch the icky alicorn or they might get sick with her germs.
Twilight didn't know what to make of the speaker's words. It wasn't like Alicorns didn't have power but as far as she knew neither herself, Cadence, Luna or Celestia owned a bank. It was all kind of strange but it was clear that her tone was accusatory and the angry looks she was getting from the onlookers confirmed the idea that they blame her for something.
Twilight, who was a bit apprehensive about the crowd's behavior, had her head down low and looked to the sides at antagonistic ponies but then her eyes landed on the white earth pony who was still in shock over her appearance and she decided to inquire her reason for badmouthing her and the princesses.
Twilight flew over to the spot on the opposite side of the blonde horse on the porch and turned towards her.
”I don't know where you get your information from but we don't own the banks, the newspapers and I do pay my taxes!” Twilight told the white pony.
”Oh, right! You are powerless. Am sure princess,” said the white pony responded.
”You are right. I am a princess so I do have powers. I don't deny that I'm just wondering how I am using my status for bad?”
”So the school of diversity wasn't your doing?
”You mean the friendship school? What do you mean diversity? I guess there is a lot of creatures with different heritage in that school but I don't see why that is bad?”
”It is bad because your plan is to replace us with these creatures. That is your evil plan.”
”What, no. They are anyway in so few numbers that they cannot replace us. The school's purpose is international cooperation.”
”You say that now but the immigration of these creatures will only increase by time.”
”What? No, I have never ordered that but even if so how can you say that I am evil? If my actions are bad for Equestria that is one thing but no-one should question my intentions. After all, not that I like to brag about it but I and my friends saved Equestria from Nightmare Moon.”
Before anypony in the crowd could answer, the white mare scoffed and answered.
”Ah! Right, because as we all know Nightmare Moon was a serious threat against Equestria,” the white mare said and the audience laughed full-heartedly.
Twilight was confused by this.
”B-but... Wasn't she?” Twilight asked.
The white mare chuckled mirthfully again.
”Yeah, right because going from one alicorn over government state to another is preferable. Ha! Like Nightmare Moon wasn't just another one of your false oppositions.”
”Wha...? False opposition?”
Twilight's mouth had opened in confusion.
”Oh, please. Spare us your sly words vermin!” Applejack hopped upon the porch. ”I have seen foxes with more trustworthy faces than yours.”
>>209449
Twilight flinched back.
”You too, Applejack. You believe that I'm some kind of evil conspirator?” Twilight asked.
”Yeah, ah do, Twi.”
Twilight looked hurt.
”Please, AJ. Tell me that this is just a bad joke. You don't actually hate me, do you? If you continue to say that you do, I might start to believe you since you are the element of honesty.”
”Ah, is that how you view it. You are more twisted than a twister in a square dancing contest. I have already begun my rating of your ideas out of my head and I will get every single one of them by time, you betcha. After all, it was you who told us all which element we were back then. Hehe, honesty. You sure know how to twist words. I mean if consensus is honesty in your eyes, then that explains a lot.”
”Consensus. I don't understand. What are you telling me? That you are the element of consensus?”
”Yeah, what ye can't be bothered to remember? That's the element you told me I represented that night we fought–” Applejack made air quotes with her hooves. ”–Nightmare Moon.”
Before Twilight could interject with anything, Applejack continued.
”But now I have opened my eyes and found my real element: The element of The Redpill.”
´Twilight eyed Applejack as if she was talking gibberish.
”The redpill? What does that even mean?”
Before Applejack could say anything more, Rainbow dash swopped down on the porch in between them.
”The redpill is the opposite to the bluepill that you gave us, Moshi Sparkleberg. If that is your real name?”
”Wha..?
The ponies watching, yeah, they were still there, all shouted in unison, ”Whoa!!!” and whistlings could also be heard.
””Don't wha...?” me. Aryanne told us all about your kind and how you wish to be crypto all the time.”
If Twilight's mouth had been opened by surprise before, it was officially hanging wide now. No words came out from it either since she was so dumbfounded by the way her friends acted.
”Oh, and by the way,” –Rainbow Dash got up uncomfortably close to Twilight's face.– ”I have also found my true element. You said it was patriotism but now, I know better. I am the element of ethnocentrism now, so there.” Rainbow Dash stuck out her tongue at Twilight.
Rainbow Dash then launched into the air, flew back and landed behind Aryanne. Besides her stood Applejack and also the rest of the elements of harmony.
Twilight was about to ask Rainbow Dash why she wasn't the element of loyalty anymore but she came to a conclusion that, even though she couldn't believe this was happening, her friends must believe, like Applejack did, that she had somehow told them that they represented different elements than they did. However, there had never been any confusion about this before so how could this be happening? The only explaination Twilight could find was that this Aryanne pony, the white mare she figured, had somehow brainwashed them into thinking this way.
She took an aggressive step forward and directed a glare at the white earth pony.
”What have you done to my friends?” Twilight yelled as she pointed a hoof at the white mare.
Aryanne only looked back at her with a look of annoyance instead another white mare reacted more and that being more dramatically. The drama queen, Rarity held one hoof to her chest and one to her head in her standard faint fainting pose before she trotted up to Twilight with steps that looked more like kicks than steps.
”How dare you?” Rarity scowled at her. ”Aryanne is a kind soul who would never stoop to doing something so underhoofed. Unlike, yourself you loathsome oaf.”
Twilight was done receiving insults and being confused. Instead, she decided to go on the attack or sort of.
”So I suppose that you aren't the element of generosity anymore either?”
”Hmpf! So that's how you describe communism then. I will have you know, though, that I am now the element of ideal help.”
Twilight laughed and shocked her head. Her head then turned towards Aryanne and gave her a mocking gleeful expression.
”Seriously?” The question was directed towards Aryanne. ”You couldn't come up with a more believable lie”
Then a pink blur bounced down in front of Twilight.
Twilight flinched back.
”You too, Applejack. You believe that I'm some kind of evil conspirator?” Twilight asked.
”Yeah, ah do, Twi.”
Twilight looked hurt.
”Please, AJ. Tell me that this is just a bad joke. You don't actually hate me, do you? If you continue to say that you do, I might start to believe you since you are the element of honesty.”
”Ah, is that how you view it. You are more twisted than a twister in a square dancing contest. I have already begun my rating of your ideas out of my head and I will get every single one of them by time, you betcha. After all, it was you who told us all which element we were back then. Hehe, honesty. You sure know how to twist words. I mean if consensus is honesty in your eyes, then that explains a lot.”
”Consensus. I don't understand. What are you telling me? That you are the element of consensus?”
”Yeah, what ye can't be bothered to remember? That's the element you told me I represented that night we fought–” Applejack made air quotes with her hooves. ”–Nightmare Moon.”
Before Twilight could interject with anything, Applejack continued.
”But now I have opened my eyes and found my real element: The element of The Redpill.”
´Twilight eyed Applejack as if she was talking gibberish.
”The redpill? What does that even mean?”
Before Applejack could say anything more, Rainbow dash swopped down on the porch in between them.
”The redpill is the opposite to the bluepill that you gave us, Moshi Sparkleberg. If that is your real name?”
”Wha..?
The ponies watching, yeah, they were still there, all shouted in unison, ”Whoa!!!” and whistlings could also be heard.
””Don't wha...?” me. Aryanne told us all about your kind and how you wish to be crypto all the time.”
If Twilight's mouth had been opened by surprise before, it was officially hanging wide now. No words came out from it either since she was so dumbfounded by the way her friends acted.
”Oh, and by the way,” –Rainbow Dash got up uncomfortably close to Twilight's face.– ”I have also found my true element. You said it was patriotism but now, I know better. I am the element of ethnocentrism now, so there.” Rainbow Dash stuck out her tongue at Twilight.
Rainbow Dash then launched into the air, flew back and landed behind Aryanne. Besides her stood Applejack and also the rest of the elements of harmony.
Twilight was about to ask Rainbow Dash why she wasn't the element of loyalty anymore but she came to a conclusion that, even though she couldn't believe this was happening, her friends must believe, like Applejack did, that she had somehow told them that they represented different elements than they did. However, there had never been any confusion about this before so how could this be happening? The only explaination Twilight could find was that this Aryanne pony, the white mare she figured, had somehow brainwashed them into thinking this way.
She took an aggressive step forward and directed a glare at the white earth pony.
”What have you done to my friends?” Twilight yelled as she pointed a hoof at the white mare.
Aryanne only looked back at her with a look of annoyance instead another white mare reacted more and that being more dramatically. The drama queen, Rarity held one hoof to her chest and one to her head in her standard faint fainting pose before she trotted up to Twilight with steps that looked more like kicks than steps.
”How dare you?” Rarity scowled at her. ”Aryanne is a kind soul who would never stoop to doing something so underhoofed. Unlike, yourself you loathsome oaf.”
Twilight was done receiving insults and being confused. Instead, she decided to go on the attack or sort of.
”So I suppose that you aren't the element of generosity anymore either?”
”Hmpf! So that's how you describe communism then. I will have you know, though, that I am now the element of ideal help.”
Twilight laughed and shocked her head. Her head then turned towards Aryanne and gave her a mocking gleeful expression.
”Seriously?” The question was directed towards Aryanne. ”You couldn't come up with a more believable lie”
Then a pink blur bounced down in front of Twilight.
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>>209450
”Can't you stop you subversive mocking comedy routine already? Nopony, not even Maud, likes your stand-up comedy schtick Twilight so just back off okay,” Pinkie Pie said.
Twilight, who was already angry, felt that she was getting a bit tired from all this nonsense. It was so straining on her in fact that she just gave Pinkie Pie a deadpanned expression.
”So what element are you supposed to represent, Pinkie and what element did I tell you were? The element of annoyance, perhaps?” Twilight said. Her irritation with the situation causing her sarcastic self to appear.
”Like you don't know. You probably thought it was really funny taunting me behind my back all this time."
”Just tell me already.”
”You called me the element of toilet humor. It is a good thing that I meet Aryanne how taught me meme magic so that I could become the element of racist jokes instead.”
A lip smack came from Twilight. She had begun to feel very drowsy after hearing her friends words. It was all so ridiculous.
Yes, sure she was angry at this pony for brainwashing her friends but this was not her first rodeo and even this group of ponies couldn't possibly hope to stop her since she was an Alicorn.
In the end, she just felt fatigue for having to do the same thing over again.
She looked at the last of her friends, Fluttershy.
”I assume that Fluttershy isn't kindness either.” Twilight shook her head. ”You know what I don't wanna know–”
”Yes, I was kindness,” Fluttershy mumbled.
”Oh, you were...? Well, then why aren't you still? Isn't kindness a good thing to represent?” Twilight asked. Now genuinely curious.
Fluttershy was looking to the side before she turned to face Twilight giving her an assertive look.
”Yes, that's what you tricked me into thinking but now, thanks to my dearest friend, Aryanne,” –Fluttershy gestured towards Aryanne and then wiped a tear from her eye.– ”I understand that kindness to inferior creatures just leads to prolonging their miserable lives so it is simply better to eradicate them immediately.”
”Wha...?” Twilight said for the third time that day.
”I am the element of genocide now.” Fluttershy held her chest up high and wide smile on her face.
”I have brought the elements, miss fuehrer Aryanne,” a pony who walked up from the forgotten crowd onto the porch next to Aryanne said.
He sat down on his hind legs and held out a pillow with five necklaces and one crown resting on top of it. The jewelry was recognized by Twilight as the elements of harmony with the exception of one: Her crown. It wasn't herstar of david purple cutie mark star but that of a black swastika.
Her former friends put on each one of their necklaces and Aryanne put the crown on her head. That they were getting ready to use the elements on her did not worry Twilight, though. She didn't believe those were the real elements of harmony and besides she doubts they could hurt someone who wasn't evil.
However, feelings of insecurity arose when Aryanne's eyes began to glow bright white and each jewel's gem's symbol began to shot off into different directions.
”B-bu-but how? How can you use the elements?!” Twilight screamed, who was actually starting to sweat a little.
”You see, the elements of marerbund are six in total: The redpill, the ethnocentrism, the ideal help, the racist jokes, genocide, and the last element: The element of horsepussy!” Aryanne shouted out the last part of her diatribe.
A rainbow, not a pride rainbow, but a straight rainbow shot up towards the sky and then dived down at Twilight without having an arch since it was straightI am sorry. She gulped and sweated bullets. In this panic state of mind, her mask finally fell and she uttered a single phrase before she was knock up into the air by the rainbow and sent flying towards the moon.
”Oy vey.”
After this, she would be known as the happy merchant alicorn in the moon. The moon, if explored by a telescope, would reveal a small little secret or easter egg you might say. There was something written on the surface of the moon left there by best pony.
The text read, ”Arbeit macht frei.”
”Can't you stop you subversive mocking comedy routine already? Nopony, not even Maud, likes your stand-up comedy schtick Twilight so just back off okay,” Pinkie Pie said.
Twilight, who was already angry, felt that she was getting a bit tired from all this nonsense. It was so straining on her in fact that she just gave Pinkie Pie a deadpanned expression.
”So what element are you supposed to represent, Pinkie and what element did I tell you were? The element of annoyance, perhaps?” Twilight said. Her irritation with the situation causing her sarcastic self to appear.
”Like you don't know. You probably thought it was really funny taunting me behind my back all this time."
”Just tell me already.”
”You called me the element of toilet humor. It is a good thing that I meet Aryanne how taught me meme magic so that I could become the element of racist jokes instead.”
A lip smack came from Twilight. She had begun to feel very drowsy after hearing her friends words. It was all so ridiculous.
Yes, sure she was angry at this pony for brainwashing her friends but this was not her first rodeo and even this group of ponies couldn't possibly hope to stop her since she was an Alicorn.
In the end, she just felt fatigue for having to do the same thing over again.
She looked at the last of her friends, Fluttershy.
”I assume that Fluttershy isn't kindness either.” Twilight shook her head. ”You know what I don't wanna know–”
”Yes, I was kindness,” Fluttershy mumbled.
”Oh, you were...? Well, then why aren't you still? Isn't kindness a good thing to represent?” Twilight asked. Now genuinely curious.
Fluttershy was looking to the side before she turned to face Twilight giving her an assertive look.
”Yes, that's what you tricked me into thinking but now, thanks to my dearest friend, Aryanne,” –Fluttershy gestured towards Aryanne and then wiped a tear from her eye.– ”I understand that kindness to inferior creatures just leads to prolonging their miserable lives so it is simply better to eradicate them immediately.”
”Wha...?” Twilight said for the third time that day.
”I am the element of genocide now.” Fluttershy held her chest up high and wide smile on her face.
”I have brought the elements, miss fuehrer Aryanne,” a pony who walked up from the forgotten crowd onto the porch next to Aryanne said.
He sat down on his hind legs and held out a pillow with five necklaces and one crown resting on top of it. The jewelry was recognized by Twilight as the elements of harmony with the exception of one: Her crown. It wasn't her
Her former friends put on each one of their necklaces and Aryanne put the crown on her head. That they were getting ready to use the elements on her did not worry Twilight, though. She didn't believe those were the real elements of harmony and besides she doubts they could hurt someone who wasn't evil.
However, feelings of insecurity arose when Aryanne's eyes began to glow bright white and each jewel's gem's symbol began to shot off into different directions.
”B-bu-but how? How can you use the elements?!” Twilight screamed, who was actually starting to sweat a little.
”You see, the elements of marerbund are six in total: The redpill, the ethnocentrism, the ideal help, the racist jokes, genocide, and the last element: The element of horsepussy!” Aryanne shouted out the last part of her diatribe.
A rainbow, not a pride rainbow, but a straight rainbow shot up towards the sky and then dived down at Twilight without having an arch since it was straightI am sorry. She gulped and sweated bullets. In this panic state of mind, her mask finally fell and she uttered a single phrase before she was knock up into the air by the rainbow and sent flying towards the moon.
”Oy vey.”
After this, she would be known as the happy merchant alicorn in the moon. The moon, if explored by a telescope, would reveal a small little secret or easter egg you might say. There was something written on the surface of the moon left there by best pony.
The text read, ”Arbeit macht frei.”
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A red leather ball was sent flying into the ground. It became for a brief moment almost flat before it swelled up again and was sent flying into the air again but this time in mirrored the way it had dropped.
A blue pegasus filly intercepted the ball before the yellow pegasus filly the pass had been meant for, yet she still throws out have hoof in the blue filly's direction to push the ball out of her grasp. It would have hit if the blue filly hadn't by experience anticipated that she would go for the ball and already passed it to the side. Next, to her, her teammate came flying past them in the direction of the opponents' baskets and she passed her teammate, the blue pegasus, with perfect timing and received the ball comfortably in her hooves.
There was only one pegasus opponent left in the air between her and the baskets. With the coldness of a striker, she fainted right and went left as when she got close to the defender. Even though the other pegasus was supposed to follow the ball holder in this kind of position and have nerves of steel, it wasn't so easy for her. She fell for the faint and the attacker swiftly passed by.
She saw her three unicorns teammates in front of her. Each one levitated a basket. The basket in the middle was chosen by her and she signaled by a nod to the unicorn holding it so there would be no confusion.
Just to make sure she checked her sides to
As she reaches the basket, she began to increase her altitude and at the same time she dropped the ball. Just dropped it. It simply followed her trajectory and with only a meter of distance to cover, it would easily land in the basket. The basket could, of course, be bounced against by the ball and therefore fall out. However, she knew her teammate would catch a soft and straight ball like this one ninety-nine times out of hundred.
As she passed she looked around to see if it went in. To her surprise, a white pegasus filly with a blonde mane hit the ball with her hind leg in some sort of horizontal spinning kick, which sent the ball singing through the air and miss the basket. The basket was just barely avoided by the white pegasus filly who managed to dodge it before whirling out of control and sliding against the ground to a grinding halt.
As she saw the white pegasus pony, she known to the opposite team's attacker get up only to, in her dizzy state, trip and fall over again, she thought about what just had happened.
How did she get to my ball? I checked both sides and she wasn't there. There is no way that she could have intercepted me from further behind, she thought.
What the blue attacker filly in the sky did not understand, Aryanne, a teammate to the blonde pegasus, had had a full view on. She had seen how, Luftkrieg, the blonde pegasus' name, had traveled over the whole pitch and come in from a small angle, so that she didn't fly straight into the basket herself, behind opponents' pegasus offensive player and kicked the ball before it landed in the basket.
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