Fuck the internet voice, this is serious.
I was a fatass about a year ago, Trump inspired me to stop drinking and /fitlit/ inspired me to lose weight.
Now I have a girlfriend. I introduced her to FIM yesterday and she sent this commic today, to my email address.
I don't know what to make of it.
Your line is "What did you think?"
ask her , so you like pinkie pie?
So, she wants anal sex. Did you say, OK?
she wants kids anon. be careful. check your condoms
So she wants you to put it in the butt and now that it's consensual it is no longer >rape and that's why you come here for advice?
I think you can read it as "You are in for an interesting weekend". I hope you two have fun.
But Grermany also has a good point >>163597
you don't know how is his gf .
also quality over quantity.
Obviously she wants to take it up the ass.
According to LowTierGod
, Anal Sex causes friction and makes the room smell like warm feces. Don't do it (((Nigel)))
, your permavirginity is too precious for this.
Also calling in Australia to deliver a smackdown to (((Nigel)))[/p for his reckless faggotry and this never ending series of masturbatory threads he makes about himself and his imaginary girlfriend. What is this, the 5th one already?
>Fuck the internet voice, this is serious.
No it isnt. Get a life and manage it yourself like an adult.Fucking stop. Just Ask /b/ for advice if you want to attentionwhore about bullshit. You make threads like a middleschooler.
whites are quality of quantity though.
she wants to take in the ass but also the pic says "make babies"
….think about it…
yeah but i just say he should be careful. some gfs are batshit crazy , lefties in disguise, kikes , golddiggers, etc,.
Send her pics of horse pussy back. If she questions it, just say it was an accident and you were trying to send your thesis to your professor.
>>163588>i showed FIM episodes 1 and 2 to my girlfriend>i am a former shut in with no relationship experience
You got lucky but for future referance 9/10 times pony is a massive turn off
>No need for a condom
>Turn the lights out.
Nigger honestly fuck off with this shit.
I don't give two fucks about your high school problems, I'm here to funpost all while talking about geopoltics and current events. If you want to talk about this type of crap go to >>>/sp/
or a different image board.
I think your "girlfriend" is a TRANNY and "she" is going to fuck you in the ASS.
>>163588>letting them have plausible deniability
You ignore it and live your life as prior, with a positive methodology and a razor edge against distraction. If you're twelve, and you sound like you are.
Obligatory. You fucking idiot, you fucking larper, you inexperienced twelve-year old faggot.
You must take your agency-less, twelve, undedicated and unpassionate -self far-away from this hoe to avoid yourself the embarrassment of the relationship deteriorating, you embarrassing fucking barbiefag. Some things in life can wait, some can't.
Barbiefags are embarrassing. Time to vote Luna.
That's what I'm afraid of>>163637
It seemed like a good idea at the time>>163794
This post sounds cool but I do not understand it. If you're calling me a faggot, how can I become less faggy?
You're gonna get strapon'd
Very funny. What makes you assume that?
Please remember I am twenty five and unfamiliar with the workings of the female mind.
I'm white, so's my gf. >>163603
LowTierGod thinks he's good at video games, why would I listen to his advice?