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No.163588
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I showed FIM episodes 1 and 2 to my girlfriend last night. She sent this to me today.

I am former shut-in with no relationship experience who loses weight now, please advise
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No.163592
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Fuck the internet voice, this is serious.
I was a fatass about a year ago, Trump inspired me to stop drinking and /fitlit/ inspired me to lose weight.
Now I have a girlfriend. I introduced her to FIM yesterday and she sent this commic today, to my email address.
I don't know what to make of it.
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No.163593
Your line is "What did you think?"
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>>163588
ask her , so you like pinkie pie?
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No.163596
>>163588
So, she wants anal sex. Did you say, OK?
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No.163597
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>>163588
>rape
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>>163588

she wants kids anon. be careful. check your condoms
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No.163599
So she wants you to put it in the butt and now that it's consensual it is no longer >rape and that's why you come here for advice?
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>>163592
I think you can read it as "You are in for an interesting weekend". I hope you two have fun.

But Grermany also has a good point >>163597
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>>163598
>not going bareback to increase the white population
pleb
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>>163601

you don't know how is his gf .
also quality over quantity.
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>>163588
>>163592

Obviously she wants to take it up the ass.
According to LowTierGod, Anal Sex causes friction and makes the room smell like warm feces. Don't do it (((Nigel))), your permavirginity is too precious for this.

Also calling in Australia to deliver a smackdown to (((Nigel)))[/p for his reckless faggotry and this never ending series of masturbatory threads he makes about himself and his imaginary girlfriend. What is this, the 5th one already?

>Fuck the internet voice, this is serious.


No it isnt. Get a life and manage it yourself like an adult.Fucking stop. Just Ask /b/ for advice if you want to attentionwhore about bullshit. You make threads like a middleschooler.

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>>163602
whites are quality of quantity though.
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>>163603

she wants to take in the ass but also the pic says "make babies"

….think about it…
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>>163606

yeah but i just say he should be careful. some gfs are batshit crazy , lefties in disguise, kikes , golddiggers, etc,.
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>>163603
OOF
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>>163588
Send her pics of horse pussy back. If she questions it, just say it was an accident and you were trying to send your thesis to your professor.
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>>163588
>i showed FIM episodes 1 and 2 to my girlfriend
>i am a former shut in with no relationship experience
You got lucky but for future referance 9/10 times pony is a massive turn off
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>No need for a condom
>Turn the lights out.
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>>163588
Nigger honestly fuck off with this shit.
I don't give two fucks about your high school problems, I'm here to funpost all while talking about geopoltics and current events. If you want to talk about this type of crap go to >>>/sp/ or a different image board.
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>>163588
I think your "girlfriend" is a TRANNY and "she" is going to fuck you in the ASS.
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>>163588
U chose this
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>>163588
>letting them have plausible deniability
You ignore it and live your life as prior, with a positive methodology and a razor edge against distraction. If you're twelve, and you sound like you are.

Obligatory. You fucking idiot, you fucking larper, you inexperienced twelve-year old faggot.
You must take your agency-less, twelve, undedicated and unpassionate -self far-away from this hoe to avoid yourself the embarrassment of the relationship deteriorating, you embarrassing fucking barbiefag. Some things in life can wait, some can't.

Barbiefags are embarrassing. Time to vote Luna.
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>>163618
That's what I'm afraid of
>>163637
It seemed like a good idea at the time
>>163794
This post sounds cool but I do not understand it. If you're calling me a faggot, how can I become less faggy?
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>>163588
You're gonna get strapon'd
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>>163822
Very funny. What makes you assume that?
Please remember I am twenty five and unfamiliar with the workings of the female mind.
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>>163602
I'm white, so's my gf.
>>163603
LowTierGod thinks he's good at video games, why would I listen to his advice?
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