There's a writing, writefagging, help and editing thread over here>>359064 →
This here thread is about one thing clobbering dat dere Kirby
Like other competitions there's rules, unlike most competitions concerning writing there's
, more than 100 characters per >greentext
. Out of 6000 per post, it's a confidence booster. You can do it.Second
, we're crashing this thread before 2024 November 19th. This is the reverse Spike thread.>Reaches Bump Limit or gets archived>There have to be more Mares than Spike, else Spike wins.>Don't let Spike win.>Every >Greentext without a Mare comment of any sort at the end date, becomes Ten points for Spike.>Mare and Greentext is Ten points for Mares. Multiple mares commenting give Fractional Mare points of subsequent digit placmentment.<Ten's place, One's place, Tenth's place, Hundredth's place ect.>Greentext can be Spiked>Greentext can be MaredThird
, posting Spike in reply to a greentext, makes it count for Spike.
If someone then posts a Mare in reply to the same green text it becomes neutral. If another posts another mare it now counts for team Mare. Reverse is the same for Spike.Fourth
, only one mare post per greentext counts. Spike gets two per greentext.Five
, OP is on team Spike always. If OP posts a Mare or a Spike it always counts as a point for Spike.
If Spike wins as the thread crashes, you lose.
Don't be OP, good luck winning.>Yes, this is rigged against you.>Yes, this OP's post does count for Spike. It has over 100 characters in greentext.>Greentext should be about a story, but it's not technically against the rules.>Spike the Dragon, also best pony, flew on an chariot just like all those years ago.>Unlike all those years ago somepony decided to just connect multiple together like a train.>Just like trains nothing could ever go wrong.>Except if Spike the very important
pony dragon miss counted the mares on board, then Pinkie Pie would throw them a good job for stress testing the chimi-train-chariots party.>Spike however spent enough time with Twilight to make sure every number is right.>Usually...>Well it couldn't hurt to double check and talk with all those interesting ponies.>Especially at the end of the train with the most important ponies to Spike.>With that He sets off for a very successful journey. >>369245>But OP what If I post a greentext, but also reply with mare image?
The mare image gives a mare point to the replied greentext, unless it's Spike then it's a Spile point or OP does it.
You replying to your own greens doesn't count. As OP it counts for me.
However it is one image per reply
. Unless it's Spike or OP, in which case two images posted counts.
The greentext is still a greentext that can be replied to.>Spike does check his checklist, despite whipping through the air almost uncontrollably quick and potentially lost some of the stress tester list of names everything should still be fine.>And importantly on track.>Pulling out the rulebook, a mishmash glued paper horror it says the tester verifier
pony dragon can use any means to double check the testers.>Even changing the rules.>It's what that cackling mare said and she had a tag saying 'trust me'.>Spike the ever moral dragon wouldn't abuse this.>Too much.>With the flight leading to uhhh>map says Vergo's emporium>Whereever that is it should be smooth sailing.>Flying >Be Anonmare.
"Ehh, I'm not following any of this.">"Look it's really simple," says Spike. "If you land on the any red square, then you either draw a card from the troubleshoes' deck or you have to wait a turn. However, if I own the red square you're given another choice, roll for which of my placed down trapcards I should activate or remove one block from the jenga tower.">Spike beams toward you.>You snout scrunches.
"How about we just play, like tic-tac-toe or something else," you say and scratch the back of your neck. >>369245
nice thread op
here's a jew ;^P punpun^^
"What are you guys doing?" you ask.
>"Oh, hi Anon," Twilight Sparkle says. "Oh, nothing much I'm just teaching Aryanne here Equestrian, she's from germane you see."
>"Heil Anon, I'm in ze green," the blonde beauty horse says and greets you with a high hoof.
>"What's a kiss, Anon?"
>You blink and shake your head.
"What? There's no way you don't know what a kiss is?" you say.
>She scratches her hoof with her other hoof as she looks away, blushing.
>"Don't look at me like that, I don't know what it is okay? Whatever it is we don't have it in Equestria."
>You mouth wiggles out acros your face like cursive writting.
"Well, I can show you..."
"Okay, then close you eyes."
"Now push out your lips?"
>She does as told.
"Perfect, here it comes."
>You push your own lips against hers.
>She opens her eyes wide like saucers.
>Her face fills with pink like a can getting filled with cool-aid.
>Puffs of smoke slithers out from head as her eyes spin like wheel suddenly pulled of a racing-track.
Twist was completely overwhelmed by your move. ;^P
I'm not even remotely autistic enough to understand OP's convoluted rules, but I understood "post mares" and "reply to greentext."