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Anonymous
No.314593
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Previous bread: >>277825 →
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Anonymous
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>>318189
A black hole? You're not thinking straight.
If you ask magic to answer a question of yours truthfully...
And it tells you the answer...
How does that "turn brains into black holes" or require more energy, concentration, effort, and encyclopedic knowledge of parasprite biology than how you think Twilight's spell works?
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>>318190
Have you ever heard before of the Schwannschild Radius? It’s the radius to which any object can be theoretically compressed to become a black hole. It is a positive linear function of the mass of the object, so the greater the mass, the greater the Schwannschild Radius.

Normally, the value for the average pony brain is very small, since our brains aren’t very massive compared to stars and planets. However, the more synaptic connections our brains make from knowing the absolute truth about everything, the greater their masses become and the greater this radius becomes. Eventually, the radius would become that of our brains, so that would mean our brains would collapse into black holes before we even get through learning about Green’s Number.
Anonymous
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>>318195
>to become a black hole
Ahem.
Space doesn't exist fren. And Equestria is flat.
Anonymous
No.318197
>>318196
Then how come gravity is so uniform throughout the planet’s surface? If it were flat, the force of gravity would pull in a different direction at the center of the disk than at its edge. This would mean that walking in a straight line from the center to the edge would be a daunting task, since it basically becomes akin to climbing a mountain. A flat planet would also mean that Yakyakistan would be visible from the spires on top of Princesses Celestia’s and Luna’s old palace.
Anonymous
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>>318196
Anonymous
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>>318195
It's called the Schwartzschild Radius, anon. "Schwanz" is slang for a dick in German.
Anonymous
No.318243
>>318238
Schwarzchild? He was a physicist in the human world whose life seems to have been based on that of Crystal physicist Karl Schwannschild.

And you raise a good point. How come the producers of the show only use the languages of our world in the MLH-verse? I mean, German sounds like Ponish, Russian sounds like Ponylandish, and Japanese sounds like Neighponese. What lack of creativity do these producers have?
Anonymous
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>>318189
Is Princess Twilight a confirmed humie?
Anonymous
No.318375
>>318238
Whether you want to use his name from this world or that of his human counterpart, it still means that trying to know absolutely everything would mean our brains would turn into black holes.
Anonymous
No.318416
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>>318133
Have you tried doing the same on any of the victims of her atrocities?
Anonymous
No.318417
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>>318416
Don't be childish.
Propaganda to demonize the second coming is already tiresome, fren.
Anonymous
No.318419
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>>318417
The second coming? Of what? Of us to that human girl named “Fluttershy” in the last thread?
Anonymous
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>>318419
There's no point to explain it to a godless being.
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>>318420
It’s a joke. And if you ask me, if God didn’t want us to masturbate, He’d have made our forehooves shorter and not have even considered giving unicorns horns or Pegasi wings. Though I do understand that there is a degree of impoliteness involved when one is in a committed relationship and one masturbates to things or ideas other than one’s own mate.

And doesn’t the Book of Psalms say that all of creaturekind is divine and that everyone is a child of God? The human version seemed to say so, at least according to a particular episode of the Jesus arc.
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>>318421
Let's rewind a bit.
The Messiah Second coming was performed by Aryanne Hoffler and most poners know that fren.
Anonymous
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>>318422
>implying that sending Jews to labor and death camps is synonymous with restoring their former homeland to its glory and rebuilding the Temple
Forty cakes. But I wouldn’t try telling that joke in public if I were you unless you were doing some kind of irreverent stand-up routine, since many of us may literally feel traumatized by such statements.
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>>318422
Princess Twilight is a far better candidate.
Anonymous
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>>318421
"If God didn't want us to do X he wouldn't have made it possible" is a faggot's excuse. It discounts the notion of free will and places all responsibility for your actions on a patient god that will enjoy torturing sinners for eternity.
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>>318458
Then how come one is more likely to get prostate cancer if one doesn’t masturbate? Not doing it could actually have ill effects on our health.
Anonymous
No.318473
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>>318471
Correlation does not imply causation, studies that try to link prostate cancer with wanking only find a mild correlation, but no scientifically-proven causation like "A buildup of dried semen in the balls causes prostate inflammation as the semen cells attempt to impregnate skin cells, causing cancer".
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>>318473
It isn’t just prostate cancer; there are other detriments to not maaturbating. https://www.manual.co/health-centre/masturbation/the-effects-of-not-masturbating

But if you are in a committed relationship, it would be impolite to your mate to masturbate to anyone else but said mate. Not only that, but it’s entirely possible that it’s considered adultery under God’s law, so be sure to stay loyal to your waif(u) or husband(o).
Anonymous
No.318478
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>>318471
The prostate cancer thing is a myth based on unproven internet pseudo-factoids. You don't need to coom on a regular basis to be healthy. Plenty of men go for decades without cooming and are fine .
Anonymous
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>>318478
Are you sure? I think it’s recommended that one do it at least once a week to make sure everything works.
Anonymous
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>>318327
I’m not sure yet, but there still seem to be rumors.
Anonymous
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>>318481
Recommend by who?
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>>318551
Someone said it should likely be done even more often and often is, anyway. It’s just part of our nature.
Anonymous
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>>318189
>Wouldn’t such destruction perhaps be worthy of her going to jail?
She isn’t in jail yet, so I think a civil suit is far more likely.
Anonymous
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>>318327
Possibly, thanks to pic related, since the humans have an American football team called the “Indianapolis Colts”.

But if you ask me, a sports team known as the “Colts” sounds more like the buckball team from Baltimare.
Anonymous
No.318753
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>>315619
>antisemitism
Speaking of which, how come so many humans on the show say the Jewish people as a whole are responsible for killing Jesus of Nazareth? The directors made pretty clear that Pontius Pilate called forth a tribunal of the leadership of Judea and there were no more than a few dozen people there.
Anonymous
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>>318753
Wrong thread faggot.
Anonymous
No.318768
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>>318758
What do you mean? We’re just talking about something that should have been so obvious from the get-go. Several humans in the show have acted antisemitic, but it seemed blatantly obvious that their causes don’t have much to back them. Is this writing staff the worst we’ve had or what? I mean, just how many obstacles are our little humans going to have to overcome just to survive?
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How come famous Applewood director Lauren Fausticorn, of all people, would be one to document Princess Twilight’s ascension to power and somehow get it to the humans? I mean, what if no humans see it and why would she want to do that, anyway?
Anonymous
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>>318768
When you get BTFO'd in one thread, you repeat the same jewish lies in another.
Do you think you're the first person here who's ever thought of that?
You're not slick. You're not crafty. You're not unpredictable. You're entirely predictable. We've all heard this shit before, Jew.
You're here to waste time and embarrass yourself as many times as you feel necessary.
Do you think hiding in a roleplaying thread this time will save you, parasite?
Do you think you'll find it easier to sow confusion in a thread where nazis pretend to be ponies for fun?
Wow.
Anonymous
No.318779
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>>318773
>When you get BTFO'd in one thread, you repeat the same jewish lies in another.
Rule 7: No BTFO.
>You're not slick. You're not crafty. You're not unpredictable. You're entirely predictable. We've all heard this shit before, Jew.
You sound like you’re a supporter of Sombra’s or Aryanne’s policies. Do I need to report you for being a member of what the Equestrian government recognizes as a terrorist organization?
>You're here to waste time and embarrass yourself as many times as you feel necessary.
Wow. And I thought that clopping to humans was embarrassing.
>Do you think hiding in a roleplaying thread this time will save you, parasite?
>Do you think you'll find it easier to sow confusion in a thread where nazis pretend to be ponies for fun?
>Wow.
What do you mean by “pretending”? Do you know how hard it is to be a pony? Huh? What about how I can’t get on an airplane without having to worry about spilling my drink? I feel like a 3-year-old when my companion has to lift the cup for me because I can’t use magic on planes! And what about having to worry about unexpected predators that could lurk at every corner... who could also be on planes? It is difficult to be a pony, especially on an airplane.
Anonymous
No.318780
>>318779
THAT'S NOT WHAT BTFO MEANS YOU FUCKING CUCK
Anonymous.
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>>318753
If you read the expanded lore, it does seem like these pesky Jews are in fact very similar to gryphons, nasty, mischievous scheming humans who live off of europeans charity and goodwill, constantly betraying them in their endless pursue of power and control, i for one am glad celestia quickly decided to take matters on the issue, otherwise they would have put the same plans they used in the show against Equestria, but i fear a final solution might be in order now that some "ponies" are spreading gryphon propaganda in the mlh forums
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Anonymous
No.318860
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>>318851
>i for one am glad celestia quickly decided to take matters on the issue, otherwise they would have put the same plans they used in the show against Equestria, but i fear a final solution might be in order now that some "ponies" are spreading gryphon propaganda in the mlh forums
Who said anything about gryphons? I don’t know of any problems that they as a whole are causing. How come Griffonia as a nation is only now recovering from their economic losses and their anarchy? If they did do as you suggested, Griffonia would probably be kicking our a**es at everything, but the facts are the facts.
Anonymous
No.318960
>>318859
What about walking around in Times Square and blending in with the costumed characters?
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Wat do, Anons?
Anonymous
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Guys? I don’t think I like humans anymore.

Have you guys ever heard about the “Unicorn Effect” that can happen whenever a unicorn visits an area that is mostly inhabited by Earth ponies or Pegasi? Humans seem to have a “Unicorn Effect” as well, but only on a far more massive scale.

This video seems to suggest that humans regard unicorns essentially as deities and would place extremely large burdens on the unicorns who’d decide to cross over to the human world. I want myself and my fellow ponies to enjoy the human world for what it is, not to be exhibited as the star of some circus freak show.

Not only that, but this video has the audacity to depict Princess Twilight as a unicorn with no wings. I’m all for freedom of speech and whatnot, but if I know that I and my friends are going to be enslaved by humans, I want our little humans to know that Equestria as a nation has dignity and that we as a people are not to be belittled.

The creator of this video has since died from a rare form of cancer. I feel sorry for him and pray for his salvation and the safeties of his loved ones and I do not want to belittle this man’s concern. This complaint is addressed at the portrayal of unicorns in general by humans as opposed to this particular one, so please do not misconstrue my statement.

https://youtu.be/ORI6cHaYp3Y
Anonymous
No.319185
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>>319184
>Have you guys ever heard about the “Unicorn Effect” that can happen whenever a unicorn visits an area that is mostly inhabited by Earth ponies or Pegasi?
That is far more subtle in nations such as Equestria. But good luck being a unicorn in a nation such as Zebrica or Saddle Arabia, though the latter has Somnambula, a Pegasus, as one of their national heroes. And the reverse is true in Ponyland: they still treat all non-horned creatures as outsiders and actively discriminate against them to this day. Rumors say that in Dream Castle, Earth pony children still attend separate schools from unicorns.
Anonymous
No.319186
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>>319185
You aren’t kidding. You know about how they have those horn disablers in the airports of most countries? I’ve heard rumors that traveling to countries where being a unicorn is frowned upon will mean your horn will not be re-enabled when you leave the terminal. That’s right: you would need to do your entire trip without using any magic and your horn would only be re-enabled at home after clearing through customs. Though on the plus side, this may mean they don’t have disablers for horns, but airlines that don’t disable horns at the gate or earlier may be forbidden from flying there.

These are just rumors; nothing else. I don’t know everything there is to know, since that would mean my brain would collapse into a black hole, as previously discussed.
Anonymous
No.319198
>>319186
Are you sure about that? I’m pretty sure that the right to bear horns and possess magic is a guaranteed right by the UDCR. These countries would be breaking international law if they refused to allow unicorns to use their horns and wanted to expect countries with unicorns to allow them to continue traveling there. Though I may see your point if a unicorn were in a vast minority of a particular country.

But anyway, these seem to be just rumors, though you shouldn’t try to divide us up. /mlpol/ is home to enough antisemitism and the Jews already have it bad enough, so it’s only up to all of us to stay together.
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>>318860
First of...CHECK'EM!

second, you got it mixed up a little, in the show, jews do have the upper hand in about everything, cloaking as a changeling does, they leeched their way to the upper seats.

Fortunately In equestria however, well...their current devastated state you mention is where Celestia decided it was enough for "griffonia", but i feel she went too easy on them.
Anonymous.
No.319224
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>>319186
>implying equestria dosen't pegs everyother nation for dinner

This whole thread's like the gayest tumblr-headcannon compilation i've ever read
Anonymous
No.319229
>>319222
>you got it mixed up a little, in the show, jews do have the upper hand in about everything, cloaking as a changeling does, they leeched their way to the upper seats.
That’s the logic that’s used in the show whenever there is a crackdown on people of any racial origin or of any sort of minority. The question just becomes which one is the next one to be persecuted and which one is to be the designated survivor.
>Fortunately In equestria however, well...their current devastated state you mention is where Celestia decided it was enough for "griffonia", but i feel she went too easy on them.
Why? They are already in shambles and there is currently a power vacuum that other leaders are seeking to fill, oftentimes with violence.
>>319224
>>implying equestria dosen't pegs everyother nation for dinner
What do you mean by “pegs”?
Anonymous
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Do any humies out there think that Pres. Bush did 9/11 to justify invading the Middle East for oil? It is just a conspiracy theory, but some humans believe it.
Anonymous
No.319732
>>319426
I doubt it. The fact that the 9/11 attack even happened was actually partly thanks to the fact that President Bush had to receive a very quick and abbreviated intelligence briefing compared to what other presidents have received, since it was not ever obvious that he was the winner until right before the Electoral College votes were to be counted.
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