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/mlh/ - My Little Human Thread
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Previous bread: http://www.desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35655695
429 replies and 62 files omitted.
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>>293279
>not wanting to be horse sashimi for your 2d korean waifu.
Anonymous
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>>293285
But why would you want that? Your meaningful life would end, your friends and family would lose out on you, and you’d only be making your predator stronger.
Anonymous
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>>293301
>Only making your predator stronger
>More fulfilled
>More healthy
>More pleased and triumphant

It's easy to see why a pony would want to fulfill the life of their waifu or husbando but it may be less clear to you, would a human want to hunt a pony, so as a dedicated old fag and holder of the god tier Predator/Prey fetish, the oldest fetish, allow me to explain to you something you may not know about human society. We all know human's live in a ever free forest universe. What is not exactly clear is after they became civilized what extent that wildness is retained in them.

The truth is humans want to hunt everything. They want to hunt like a everycreature wants to smash and fight. Almost every social ill you see comes from the cities in their world. Cities aren't always glamorous even in Equestria but ponies cluster because we feel safe in a herd. Humans are a preadator animal. Being in a city is like taking a manticore out of the everfree and dumping him in manehatten. Okay so they have a bit of civilizing and self domestication, but in large part that animal is still inside. But you may be tempted to believe it's in your waifu or husbando just sleeping, and that if you treat them right it will never have any reason to wake up.

This will be your biggest mistake. That part of humanity never sleeps. They often get confused about why they are so upset and angry sometimes, but the reality is a lot more simple. That's why we know the good guys are the ones everyone is trying to destroy. Humans need to hunt and they need a tribe to belong to and help. Everything humans do is because they have been able to use their sapience to redefine these things. But it's the same instinct driving them. Stock traders and bush hunters do the same work. they eat what they kill. Humans going on a walk to get exercise? Theyre scouting their territory, the act of becoming familiar with the area, seeing animals. Satisfies them on a level many of them don't even understand. From fishing to berry picking to farming to cattle raising. Even shopping.

More over its entirely a myth that humans couldn't domesticate the entire planet like ours. The reason they don't is that they don't want to. They don't want a utopia. A utopia where a cute pony was by their side would never fulfill them once they found out how easy we have it. It would destroy them. There are definately some shitty things about being a human that they'd never miss. But deep down, unless they found some way to continue to feed that manticore's insatiable hunting instinct, they would go as mad as any city slicker in universe. If you're lucky, you can occupy a spot in their tribe. they will want to love and protect you and provide for you all their life. But they will never want to stop hunting you. Some wont be aware of it as others, they'll call it belly rubs, they'll call it booping, they'll sneak up on you as a "prank". If they mate with you they'll push you down, hold your hoof. They'll walk straight in a line right towards you like they want you. The younger they are the more obvious it will be. Take an adult and they'll keep their cool. Get a young boy or better yet, a young girl with even less self control. and they'll walk right up to you and say "Pony" and start trying to put their hands on you. In that little humans mind, you're already theirs. at least for a little while. Games like tag can be especially humiliating for human children. Because instinctively the one who gets it but cant tag anyone knows theyre a bad hunter.

Regardless if you want to embrace this reality or fight against it, you will all do a lot better if you understand that every human being is a hunter. Deep down every action they take is to hunt and to protect their tribe. Even the ones actively trying to destroy those things have been fooled into believing theyre doing it on an animal level.
Anonymous
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>>293315
Well, would pic related ever eat a pony? She seems rather nice.

And what should I do if I find myself in a human’s arms, afraid she’ll eat me, even though she keeps reassuring me she won’t? If I saw human versions of Princess Twilight or this “Fluttershy” gal, would they want to eat me?

Though we all have superior muscular builds, horns, or wings for a reason... and some of us even have two of the three.
Anonymous
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>>293315
So how can I prevent a human from eating me, even if she welcomes me to her “tribe”?
Anonymous
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>>293496
>>293350
Depends entirely on the circumstances.
Are they hungry? Who or what do they ordinarily hunt? Do they know how to break down their prey for eating?
Probably the biggest one is
Are they repressing their hunting instinct or do they have an outlet? The more they repress it the more dangerous the human is to you. These humans often don't understand what theyre doing and they might kill you, following their hunting instinct. Since theyre mentally sick they might not even eat you, like a shark biting something and then spitting it out, or like an animal that wasn't trained to hunt growing up

IF you do make it into a human family, you should acustom yourself to being dominated, even if they want to treat you as an equal. You can probably establish boundries if you have magic, but in the end, if you work with human biology instead of against it, you will have an easier time ingratiating yourself with them.
Anonymous
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>>293503
So would Princess Peach want to eat me? If Princess Twilight or “Fluttershy” had human forms, would they? The latter two keep showing up in my dreams, saying they won’t eat me, but I just can’t help but feel as though they could.

Does it help that I’m a nerd like Princess Twilight is?
Anonymous
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>>293553
>>293503
I just had a dream with human Princess Twilight in it. She said that she would make it a crime for anyone to eat me, though I am unsure as to how much executive power she has.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>293677
Say... that dame looks just like “Fluttershy”. Is she perhaps a real person? Will she perhaps replace Princess Luna as the princess of dreams?

And will she eat us if she turns into a human?
Anonymous
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>>293684
If she is even real, then she would probably also sound like she would make a great princess.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>293582
Well, PM-elect Joe Bridle will probably be the one to take credit for it, though I’m not sure whether the Union Party will want such law to be passed.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>294318
Kek. I would join.
Anonymous
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^”Your Highness... er... Twilight, this is Mr. Anon Ymous of Humania.”
>“Awww... she looks so cute! Can I pet her?”
“Of course you can! I’ve been into humans since I was a filly!”
>“There’s a good girl... there’s a good girl...”
“Mmmmmmmm...”
>“Awww... you’re just so cute I could just eat you up!”
“WHAT??? GUARDS! Get him out of here! I never want to see this man again!”
Anonymous
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No.294343
>>294318
Shocking.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>294482
Anonymous
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>>294335
But would Princess Twilight ever have a fear of being eaten?
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>295299
<3
Anonymous
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>>295306
>that filename
So just who do you think this “Fluttershy” is, if she even exists?
Anonymous
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>>295505
fluttershy is a reallyy hot pony
Anonymous
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>>295518
So she keeps appearing in my dreams in both pony and human form. She tells me she is a friend of Princess Twilight, but I cannot help but think that one day, her human form might eat me. However, her human form does stroke my mane, pet my back, rub my belly, etc., all while telling me she won’t eat me. But what do you think?
Anonymous
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>>295546
you should turn her around and fuck her. bring her pony form to the form, turn her around, and fuck her. that's what i would do. i would cum inside her too.
Anonymous
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Okay friends so it looks like we're saved! If humans produce their own meat, maybe someday they will make horse flavoured meat too, and they won't need/want to eat us.
Anonymous
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>>295563
But how ethical do you think it would be to grow pony organs in labs?
Anonymous
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>>295560
And if she appears in human form? Should I do the same thing? (Though I think she is very attractive in either form. Even though she is a human, she’s cute enough for it to not matter.)
Anonymous
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>>296052
hmm idk fren, post porn of her human form. lemme see the lewds. convince me, cause i’m all for the pony version right now.
Anonymous
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>>296066
Here’s something I found, but where have you heard of her before?
Anonymous
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>>296066
Do you think she would eat us anyway? She seems like a pretty nice person, but as >>293315 mentioned, she may want to keep establishing her dominance through “belly rubs”. I actually like having my belly rubbed by humans for some reason.

In the most recent dream I had with her, I asked her and Princess Twilight, along with others claiming to be her friends who were there with her, all in their human forms, whether I was a pet and whether they were my owners. Although they partook in rubbing my belly, stroking my mane, etc., they refused to let me be called a “pet” and said that no one should own me or something along those lines.
Anonymous
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The election arc finale was amazing, WOW! Every episode up to now was teasing a big reversal but nothing was happening. I was going to be let down again but then there was an awesome movement of thousands of people just [SPOILERS!] rushing up the steps of that building. Nopony predicted that would happen, and I think it helps that the series lore doesn't oversaturate with dramatic happenings (not like the real world, anyway). Humans are awesome, their aggression may have made them do this but these ones are definitely the protagonists because they didn't actually hurt anyone.
Anonymous
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No.297316
>>297218
It isn’t over yet. We still need to see whether President Trump is removed from office prior to Biden’s inauguration and whether Trump is going down on criminal charges.
Anonymous
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>>296979
Out of curiosity, would anyone here be willing to be a human pet pony to a good human? Or would you rather be seen as equals rather than as master and servant?
Anonymous
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>>297218
“Rainbow Dash”? That’s another one of Princess Twilight’s “friends” if memory serves me correctly. Where do I keep hearing these names?
Anonymous
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>>293315
So how come I find a predator species who could easily eat me to be so cute?
Anonymous
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>>296066
Here is something else that I’ve found of her in human form. Is she more famous than I realized?
Anonymous
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>>295563
Don’t be too sure.
Anonymous
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>>298247
>Using lethal force when you could turn the bullets into bubbles or the human to stone or the gun into a toilet brush
Not very friendly of you
Anonymous
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>>298256
That human committed a crime against the ponykind.
Anonymous
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>>298256
But what if your life is legitimately in danger and you’re legitimately out of options? Should you really be friendly with someone who wants to kill and/or eat you?
Anonymous
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>>298256
Don’t forget that not all of us can do that, though it would be easy for those who can’t to run or fly away.
Anonymous
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>>298247
At least some, and I do mean SOME humans, at least in one particular country, don’t want to eat us, or at least some of us.
Anonymous
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>>298299
But wasn’t there an article by a paper in Trottingham stating that humans were their national animal?
Anonymous
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>>298258
Hmmm... what if you turn the human into a pony? Would he still be a threat?

Though I’m personally also having trouble with advanced spells like that, since I may drain half of my remaining magic whenever I use them. Any advice? I don’t know how Princess Twilight does it, though if it’s all in front of the cameras, then that’s another thing altogether.
Anonymous
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This suggests that humans are about as cute as we think they are, but again, why do we find a predator species who could be out there to eat us to be so cute? https://www.facebook.com/1318800798260799/posts/3554217354719121/?vh=e&d=n
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>be anon
>get call from boss
>surprise stormshift
>spent the last three nights playing cavegrunt 0033 straight up
>bucking tired, so you show up unwashed and unkempt
>you'll just borrow one of the new clouds
>gonna place it over stacy's house when you're done, too

>the place is total chaos
>everypony is rushing to swap out altocumulus because those donkeys next town over "changed their schedule"
>again
>it wasn't just your shift: EVERYPONY had been called
>clearly not the result of just one schedule change
>they must have been slacking for weeks and not reporting it

>pretend to care and rush a cloud out
>get a splitting headache as a reward for your good behaviour
>you're probably not gonna be very helpful in this state
>so you rain out your cloud halfway and fashion it into a napstation
>you'll at least be in good condition for tomorrow's cleanup.

>wake up in pain
>don't recognise any landmarks
>everything looks drab and brown
>recognise it immediately
>you're on bucking Earth
>freak out
>freak out again because your wings are gone
>calm down after a dozen or so breathing exercises

>Earth! Just like the show! You can even clearly see asphalt and concrete and glass skyscrapers in the distance.
>By the time you get to the town, a strong police officer already comes to greet you.
>Oh my, officer, are you going to lock us both into the same cell for a long cold night?
>He's both bucking adorable and still gives a spicy predatory vibe.
>He's also corralling you into a parking lot while talking on the phone
>not quite the kink you were going for
>Before you even get the chance to wink at him, a truck with a trailer arrives
>Some girl with a ponytail gets out, puts a harness on you and femhandles you into the trailer
>the cop has already left
>you spend the rest of your life in a stable, being groomed by some dykish girl
>surrounded by horses and humans you can't communicate with
>hardly ever seeing a man at all
>eventually get mounted by various girls and kids in a completely non-lewd manner
>cry yourself to sleep every night
Anonymous
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>>298710
>>surrounded by horses and humans you can't communicate with
But the humans also speak English, no? How would I be unable to communicate with them?
Anonymous
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>>298268
Just hope the new Union Party-run government doesn’t pass any new magic control laws, though I’d expect Union MP Joe Manege to dissent at least some legislation passed by the Union Party. Plus, PM Bridle won over San Palomino and Dodge Junction, two areas that traditionally vote Nationalist, so he will need to cater to those voters in order to win them again in 1014.
Anonymous
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>>299483
But some are saying that Bridle will be a one-term PM...
Anonymous
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No.300362
>>298646
But humans think that dinosaurs are cute and they’re just as predatory.
Anonymous
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>>300036
And some say that sleepy Joe is not their PM.
Anonymous
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>>300677
Speaking of which, does anyone here believe that the next season of MLH will go into diversity and inclusion a lot? It could mean bad writing and “diversity for the sake of diversity”, though it’s still early enough.
Anonymous
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>>301087
I doubt PM Bridle or President Biden will do enough to satisfy the “woke” crowd.
Anonymous
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Bad news, my little ponies. I saw something from what’s rumored to be a human website known as “YouTube” and what appears to be a human version of Stephen Coltbert praying to God for a new animal that’s cuddly, but also tastes good. Did he mean us?

>tfw you go to earth by some sort of magic spell and expect it to be just like in the show
>tfw you are the adorable and cuddly little pony everyone wants to love
>tfw you’re also the tasty little pony everyone wants to eat
>tfw getting into the MLH fandom was the worst thing to happen to you since then-PM Bell Boot Clinton “did not have sexual relations with that mare”
>tfw you want the journey to all end to avoid humans eating you
>tfw no horn or you forgot to take your prescribed magic enhancer pills
>tfw the true end is near
Anonymous
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>>301428
Perhaps more MLH green is what this thread needs. It’s been over six months and it’s slow as hell.
Anonymous
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>>301429
I’ve got one.

>You find yourself transported to Earth somehow thanks to some kind of questionable magic spell.
>However, you find yourself at the doorstep of pic related.

Wat do, Anons?
Anonymous
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>>301458
>spoiler
That guy would likely want to either eat me, have me tortured, or otherwise executed. I’d try to get the hell out of there as fast as I could if I couldn’t beat him in a fight.

And wasn’t there a scene in that human film “Jojo Rabbit” that explicitly said he ate unicorns? Not only do I have to worry about him killing me for political reasons, but also because I’d be next on his menu by default.
Anonymous
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No.301462
>>301087
But it doesn’t inherently imply diversity of race, gender, or others.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>277825
>HI ANON!
Anonymous
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>>301954
So how many other of the rulers of the world are suspected humies? We know that pic related has appeared in dreams in both human and pony form, though Princess Luna has also told me in one of mine that she was bullied for believing in humans.
Anonymous
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>>302036
>>301954
Anonymous
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Here’s some more rumored human world news from their stock exchange. Perhaps they do like us after all?
Anonymous
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>>302333
By Celestia spoiler that shit zigger
Anonymous
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>>302334
ftfy
>>277825
Here is a pic I have found somewhere of Adolf Hitler eating a unicorn... since he WOULD eat unicorns given the type of monster he was in the show. What pony would eat humans? Would Sombra do it?

Anonymous
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>>302335
Excuse me for my previous post, I was rather... surprised.
But is it confirmed that Sombra would consume meat? What makes you think so?
Anonymous
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>>302348
If he is basically Hitler, then I would not be in the least bit surprised if he ate humans.
Anonymous
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>>302374
But I read somewhere he ate vegetarian(normal) and didn't eat meat. Wasn't that mentioned somewhere in the show?
Anonymous
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>>302381
It was mentioned that he ate unicorns in a human film called “Jojo Rabbit”. It seems to be an exaggeration of his propaganda efforts during the WWII arc, but I would stay away from Hitler just in case. At least some of us here would likely be on his hit list for political reasons, but all of us might be for satisfying his hunger.
Anonymous
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>>302389
Using derivative material based on a colt's, boy's, imagination as a basis, as a means of propaganda.
Instead of using main, and side character lines.
The one problem is so much base material that some of it gets lost.
Anonymous
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>>302404
Though I personally would want to be wary of Mr. Hitler. I may very well be on his political hit list, so if I don’t find myself in the showers after I meet him, I might find myself as chevaline.
Anonymous
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No.302453
>>302404
So Hitler was just that evil that people like to paint pictures of him like that? Though I wouldn’t be surprised if he wanted to eat ponies, just because they are yummy, cute, and likely to interfere with his plans.
Anonymous
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>>302404
But wouldn’t it still mean that even little boys imagine a world where we are the prey?
Anonymous
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Human is not for sexual.
Anonymous
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>>303176
That one is.
Anonymous
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EQG was a while ago.

I have very vague memories of the earlier humanized threads. They were good. They weren't cancerous. But the memories are fading.

Does anyone have a couple of links to some goof Humanized stories from back in the day? Or some modern stories in Humanquestria?
Anonymous
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>>303182
I only did a very quick jump around to try to find this general's theme. I may have misunderstood it.
Anonymous
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>>303182
>>/htfg/
Anonymous
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No.303189
>>303179
Why that one?
Anonymous
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Why are some people, myself included, more attracted to humans than to ponies?
Anonymous
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No.303516
>>302404
But that does not inherently exclude the possibility of what that Anon mentioned.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>277825
Anonymous
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No.304259
>>303202
It's built in our biology I guess? I've personally started to dislike the human form a while back.
Anonymous
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Why are they called My ""little"" humans if they are so big?
Anonymous
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No.304272
>>304265
Maybe it’s just because everything cute is “little”, but why does it matter if humans are just that cute?

But think about the advantages of humans being that size: you can rest on their breasts and/or suckle them for milk while not being too far away from being kissed. This also allows for them to hug you while you’re doing all of this.
Anonymous
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No.304359
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Why won't you dumb marecels just get a stallion and forget about this shitty dead show from 10 years ago?
Seriously, it's cringy as fuck. Not to mention that you dykes even have a board dedicated to this shit.
Anonymous
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No.304393
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Anonymous
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No.304394
>>304359
>>303202
Anonymous
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No.304493
So what is all this about new magic control laws supported by PM Bridle I’m hearing? Don’t they know that the number one cause of mass death spell castings is not “too many horns”, but rather prescription drug abuse? Besides, there is racism involved in our current magic control laws. Loving Castle was just one casualty.
Anonymous
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No.304677
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Somepony clearly believes that this “Fluttershy” pony actually exists. Where have I heard of her before and can anypony else here say whether she exists?
Anonymous
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No.304813
>>304359
Because:

1) I’m a stallion.

2) I’m not gay.

3) Even if the opposite meaning were applied, I live in a state with far more stallions than mares.
Anonymous
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No.305017
In America, you pretend to be human on the Internet.
In Soviet Russia, human pretend to be YOU on the Internet!
Anonymous
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No.305251
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Anonymous
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No.305404
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Anonymous
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No.305405
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Anonymous
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No.305479
305780
>>305405
Why does she look so familiar as well?
Anonymous
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No.305772
305777
>>305404
Who is that pony?
Anonymous
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No.305777
>>305772
It looks like Marker Pony to me
Anonymous
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No.305780
305786
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>>305479
She also seems to appear here.
Anonymous
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No.305786
305790
>>305780
>Applejack double life
Who could guess it.
Anonymous
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No.305790
>>305786
“Applejack”... she seems like another one of those pony/human people who appears in dreams like this “Fluttershy” girl or Princess Twilight does. How have you heard of her?
Anonymous
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No.305913
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Anonymous
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No.306630
Out of curiosity, was anyone here a Chauvinf*g before any of this happened? And if so, has anyone given up on him?
Anonymous
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No.306969
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Good news, everypony! I’ve found one human country whose population won’t eat us, or at least not legally. This country also happens to be #1 in terms of GDP, healthcare spending per capita, and foreign aid, as well as being at least one of the highest-paying countries to be a computer scientist in.
Anonymous
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No.307214
What is up with these writers as of late? I get that they recently got the J&J vaccine back, but why did they have to put everyone in literally the most difficult situations possible? I mean, everyone was already in a global pandemic and now we’re talking a semiconductor shortage? This must have been some bad writing.
Anonymous
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No.307225
307239
>>306969
They eat them here. We apparently taste pretty good.
Anonymous
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No.307239
>>307225
>implying either ponies are cannibalistic, humans have come to the pony world, or you’ve gone to the human world
OK, I’ll bite. Which one is it, out of curiosity?
Anonymous
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No.307240
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Well, someone has theorized about another universe where dogs fantasize about our waifus and humanbandos. How do we make sure we get them first... and we don’t get eaten by dogs?
Anonymous
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No.307287
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>>307240
This pony here seems to love dogs, so we shouldn’t necessarily worry.
Reminder
Anonymous
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No.307364
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Human is not for sexual.
Anonymous
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No.307371
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>>307364
How can you say that when humans are so CUTE? Just look at the example you posted and tell me you haven’t tried clopping to her.
Anonymous
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No.307372
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>>307364
This.
Anonymous
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No.307373
307374
>>307372
No offense, but I challenge you to look at the human in that picture and tell me you aren’t tempted by her and that she isn’t absolutely cute and adorable.
Anonymous
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No.307374
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>>307373
>depravity
Watch out poner, the road to hell begins with little temptations.
Anonymous
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No.307378
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Anonymous
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No.307380
>>307378
So what’s that pony there doing, then? Why would she be kissing him like that?
Anonymous
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No.307382
307385
>>307374
Let me put it to you this way: if God didn’t want us to masturbate, He’d have made our barrels longer or our forelegs shorter. But that would have some pretty devastating consequences. https://youtu.be/GG7GTGKZVBk

Though I do understand that if one has a wife or girlfriend, looking at pornography and becoming aroused by it is impolite and is considered adultery. It just so happens that I have neither a wife nor a girlfriend, so hopefully, no one should be offended by my decision to browse /mlh/ and look at cute, sexy human waifus.
Anonymous
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No.307385
307387 307388
>>307382
By that logic anywhere your hooves fit is a place they're meant to be, like down some stranger's throat.
Anonymous
ddbac1f
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No.307387
>>307385
Though strangers’ throats are rather small and there are laws against things such as that. If you try anything like that, to quote a human named Ralph Kramden, “Yer’ goin’ to the moon!”
Anonymous
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No.307388
>>307385
So do you believe that humans are for sexual?
Anonymous
571b12c
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No.307394
>>307378
That pony in the picture looks about as familiar as this “Fluttershy” dame. I may have even seen her in dreams a few times, again, as both a pony and a human. Has anyone else here ever heard of or seen this pink pony anywhere?
Anonymous
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No.307420
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>>303176
>>307364
>>307374
Why does that character look so familiar?
Anonymous
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No.307457
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Well, it looks like many Pegasi will be out of work if they decide to move to America, though this law seems very difficult to enforce. I mean, how does one even prove that Pegasi even have the capability to alter weather patterns in court?

The United States of America must have seen them coming, but if enough Pegasi arrived and the law was enforced against them, it seems as though they could just cry “racism” and they would be pressured to drop the law. It only takes a few years to become a citizen of the country and the test is surprisingly easy. Heck, I’ve even taken the test myself on some fan site and I passed with flying colors.

But one argument could be that they could just get new jobs. The “Fluttershy” dame who keeps popping up in various aspects of my life seems to have nothing to do with the weather at all, but she rather runs an animal shelter in South Ponyville. So I guess the bottom line is if you want to go to America, have a skill in mind and be sure you’re good at it. They specifically seem to be in need of farmers, scientists, and truckers, so maybe they would be good candidates for immigrants.
Anonymous
e1ac9f4
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No.307458
>>307457
Perhaps those who insist on keeping their weather careers could move to a Caribbean nation or something like that, since they are where hurricanes tend to make landfall. Isn’t there one called “Kekistan”?
Anonymous
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No.307486
307488
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Uhhh... guys?
Anonymous
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No.307488
307691
>>307486
We haven’t (publicly) seen her as a human, but she can probably magically transform herself if she has a horn.

>Be Princess Twilight.
>You are browsing /mlh/ on a fine spring’s day and become even more fascinated by humans than you were yesterday, just because humans are just so cute and won’t try to eat ponies at all.
>You decide to use your own magic to transform yourself into one, but only after you put the reversal spell inside of one of the many magic-absorbing rocks that make up your castle, since Professor Maud Pie of Ponyville Regional University, aka one of your best friends’ sisters, told you that rocks can store magic.
>You know exactly which rock it is, but if anypony else tries to use it, nothing will happen.
>The transformation process actually seemed very pleasant. You felt pleasure all over your body as your hooves split up into fingers and toes, your barrel elongated, and your head reshaped.
>You lost your horn in the process, but that’s why you stored the reversal spell in a rock.
>You walk over to your bathroom mirror and check out dat booty the transformation gave you.
>You decide to make out with your own reflection for a bit after caressing it and fondling it.
>“Twilight...?”
>You hear the voice of Spike the Brave and Glorious, the dragon with whom you saved the Crystal Empire from 1,000 years of Sombrite rule, from the hallway.
>You’d better use that rock very quickly, but which one was it?
>“Twilight! I have—”
>He stops and notices your new figure.
>“Uhhh... just who are you?”
“Relax, Spike. It’s just me!”
>You sit down and invite him to your lap.
>You hug him and caress him with your fingers to his pleasure.
>“Mmmmmm...”
>“Oh! Right! The Speaker of the House of Lords is here to bring you a piece of legislation for your approval.”
“Let’s let him wait for a bit. If he sees me like this, he’ll instantly think I’m a crazed loon who likes watching a little filly’s show.”
>You activate the rock and turn back into a pony as you let your guest in.
^“Good golly! What is all of this smoke?”
“It’s... uh... just some experiment I’ve been doing.”
^“Right. The magic control law that PM Bridle has sponsored has made its way through both Houses of Parliament and is awaiting your signature.”
“Really? Even with MP Manege’s approval?”
^“I’m afraid so.”
>You are faced with a very awkward choice.
>Do you possibly make the spells you just performed illegal and deny yourself the freedom to do that again any time you wanted?
>Or do you go with the will of the people and sign it into law?

>You decide to do neither and instead do what you just did earlier again.
“Let me show you something first.”
>You reactivate the transformation spell and you become the same human you previously were.
>You then notice that you can’t resist how cute of a pony your guest is.
“Awww... you’re so cute! Come over here and let me pet you!”
^“What do you mean? I— unhand me at once or I’m calling the p— ooh! Oh! Oooooh!”
>You rub his belly, stroke his mane, and scratch his ears for a bit, all while he is moaning in ecstasy, before tapping into the same rock to turn yourself back into a pony.
“So now do you see what I mean? I want you to take that bill and bring it right back to Parliament. I am in no way in favor of that bill and now neither should you be.”
^“Got it...”
“Oh, and what just happened is highly classified, so if ANY word leaks out, you will be on treason charges. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?”
^“Aye, m’lady.”
Anonymous
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No.307691
>>307488
But can’t 2/3 of Parliament vote to override a royal veto?
Anonymous
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No.307774
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Anonymous
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No.307819
307959
>>307774
This. Princess Peach is best waifu and I could totally see her hanging out with Princess Celestia.
Anonymous
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No.307942
How come this thread is so slow lately?
Anonymous
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No.307959
307985
Spoilered
>>307819
Well, since you said waifu... you didn't get this from me
Anonymous
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No.307985
307995
>>307959
So is Princess Peach a good waifu to have? She may actually have magic.
Anonymous
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No.307995
308022
>>307985
I don't know, maybe some other gentlecolts here could shed some light onto that one.
Anonymous
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No.308022
308024
>>307995
But what do you think?
Anonymous
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No.308024
308029
>>308022
Idk, she's never really been too much to my liking.
Anonymous
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No.308029
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>>308024
Why not? She’s just so cute and she’s an absolute sweetheart.
Anonymous
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No.308048
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>>308029
I... Idk.
Anonymous
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No.308057
308061
>>308048
>pic related
>the implications
>>307364
Anonymous
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No.308058
>>308029
She looks more like the “Candace” character from that human cartoon “Phineas and Ferb”.
Anonymous
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No.308061
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>>308057
>implying implications
Anonymous
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No.308085
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>>308061
>implying human is for sexual
Anonymous
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No.308088
308108 308120
>>308085
>implying human is for sexual
Humans are for petting.
Anonymous
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No.308108
308122
>>308085
>>308088
>implying human is >not for sexual
Anonymous
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No.308120
308122
>>308088
Heavy Petting?
Anonymous
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No.308122
308123
>>308108
>>308120
But how come horsec*ck is so long, but humanc*nt is so small?
Anonymous
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No.308123
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>>308122
Not really sure, but they really don't seem to be bothered- I-I mean... Idk.
Anonymous
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No.308146
308150
>>308123
So you think humans are cute enough that it doesn’t matter? (Almost) everyone here agrees.
Anonymous
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No.308150
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>>308146
Maybe. No bully pls.
Anonymous
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No.308249
>>308150
>>308123
Those humans look like other characters I’ve seen, namely “Pinkie Pie”, “Rainbow Dash”, and “Applejack”. Has anyone here ever heard of or seen them?
Anonymous
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No.308307
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Anonymous
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No.308359
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Anonymous
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No.308372
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>>308307
Busted.
Anonymous
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No.308439
>>308372
So why are these human characters so familiar to me? That one looks like a “Queen Rarity of Marshmallia” to me.
Anonymous
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No.308441
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Anonymous
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No.308838
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My question is how come the writers forgot that the Hebrew and Arab peoples are the same. Like, who would say that these are two factions fighting against each other when the earlier seasons confirmed that they were both the descendants of Abraham and Ishmael? This latest arc has driven my support for the current writing staff down the drain.
Anonymous
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No.308846
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>>308838
The only remaining Semitic people in Arabia are the Palestinians. Shekel-boighurs have on average <3% Semitic lineage. Mostly from inbreeding themselves into near-extinction. Don't be a griffon-supporter, vote for Aryanne today!
Anonymous
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No.308852
308915
>>308846
That isn’t true at all. The Jewish people who emigrated there had lineages originally from there, but they then moved to other nations of the world. Antisemitism was rampant in Europe for centuries and they were, in a way, forced to move back following the end of WWI. I mean, if your people were persecuted left and right in your country, but there were another place where you could thrive and live freely without such fear, would you leave?
Anonymous
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No.308853
308915
>>308846
>vote for Aryanne today!
Wasn’t the Sombrite Party deemed a terroristic organization right after Princess Cadence and her dynasty took back control of the Crystal Empire? I wouldn’t want to vote for them even if they weren’t, since my friends and I would likely be persecuted by them if they won. I’m an intellectual, my family is Catholic, some of my friends are Jewish, other friends are Ponylandish and Icish, and one of the professors I had just last semester is Zebrican.
Anonymous
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No.308915
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>>308852
They look nothing like the people living in Arabia, have dissimilar genetics, and are the most greedy, war mongering humans. Look at all the wars they deliberately started or helped fabricate, then destroyed their involvement with bribery.

Your question is a bit of a red herring. Let's say there's a filly. Now, this filly is a particularly bad one. She gets kicked out of her first school for foul behavior. Then she's kicked out of another for theft. The third one expels her for poisoning a student's food. In the fourth one she beats a filly, steals that filly's lunch, and drags the now unconscious, bleeding filly into some bushes. By the time this terrible filly has been expelled from 359 schools, who is at fault: the filly that refuses to be nice, or everypony else?

>>308853
The Sombrites were called domestic terrorists, but how could they be when it turned out they infiltrated only to invade later on? You should probably keep an eye on your friends in case they have dual loyalties. Or ask Franziska, but she might do weird 'experiments' on them.
Anonymous
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No.308916
308917
>>308915
Please read the post again. It clearly says that they are both the descendants of Abraham and Ishmael, so that rules out the genetic argument. Plus, 1% of all human DNA is African.

In addition, it is wrong to hold an entire ethnic group responsible for the behavior of a few of its members. By this logic, all Equestrian and Crystal ponies should be held responsible for Sombra’s actions, even those who strongly object to them.
Anonymous
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>>308916
[CITATIONS NEEDED]. Culturally stolen pseudo-religious, faux-tribal babble does not apply here. Anypony that worships the alicorns as goddesses are foalish hopefillyists. The alicorns are obviously flawed individuals especially since Celestia, Luna, and Cadence are not omniscient or omnipotent beings. In fact, Celestia, Luna, and Cadence relied on one naive, painfully hopeless young mare to solve most of their problems when they could have easily fixed said problems on their own, rather than forcing Twilight Sprinkles to do their dirty work.This is unlike Discord whom doesn't claim divine lineage but is obviously a deity, even though he denies it. At least Discord admits his faults and doesn't excuse them for a lack of inaction or motivation. You are throwing out a maremotional argumarent by pleading to faux-tribalist authoritarian 'virtue' on the basis of the-winner-is-never-asked-if-they-told-the-truth grandstanding, which is a historical 'the winners are obviously the best ubermarensch' fallacy. Ech, what are you, a half-zebra apologist?

You completely avoided the subject by moving the goalposts. Instead of stating 'the filly was wrong is certainly wrong since she deliberately committed those actions', you excused the entirety of all bad fillies (and colts, too) by claiming 'any pony that acts wrongfully isn't understood well enough to understand their actions', or that they can somehow be saved by friendship. That hypothetical 'filly' is a stand in for all jews on the human world. When that hypothetical 'filly' has been expelled from every school due to dangerously subversive, deliberately hostile actions then the problem lies with that filly, not the school system, not the teacher, not the so-called parents. Are you trying to excuse the hypothetical 'filly' for her bad nature when she won't conform to basic kindness?

And no, neither Equestria nor the Crystal ponies are even remotely responsible for Somba's actions when he deliberately infiltrated the Crystal Empire in order to bring about his subversive invasion plan. Which failed, admittedly, but it was still stupid. That would be like accusing the local muffin baker that she purposefully chose to 'run out of' wheat flour and can't make any more, even though she used up every bit of flour to make the same number of muffins that day except she had way more orders than normal. You get everything wrong, yet still claim that you are magically right on the basis of pushing a burden of proof that can't accommodate to real world pressures and standards. Magic doesn't work for mudponies like you.
Anonymous
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No.308968
>>308917
>alicorns are obviously flawed individuals and are not divine
This is true. It isn’t like they created their own universe where protons and antiprotons didn’t completely annihilate each other, protons were allowed to fuse into helium nuclei, Earth formed with a moon in the sun’s habitable zone, etc. They would need to create all of that in order to just be born.
>using an analogy of an individual to apply to an entire group of people
One person could have a reason to be expelled from every society possible, but applying that reason across an entire group is simply prejudicial and this line of thinking led to many of the world’s problems. Had it not been for this, Ponyland would not have been such a powerful country and the USSK would never have formed at all. In fact, many border disputes between former USSK nations happened because Ponyland’s own Joseph Stallion drew their borders on this very line of thought. Shaming an entire group of people because of a few bad actors is like saying that all cows should die because one cow produced milk that was too sour.
>half-zebra apologist
But wouldn’t this line of thinking only fall under the grounds of this very racism I’m speaking of right now? One of my professors just last semester was originally Zebrican and expected nothing of this sort from his students. I never even brought this up in his class and he still gave me an A. Not everyone of any group will expect people to get down on their knees just because of a striped pattern or lack thereof on their skin and/or mane colors.
>Magic doesn’t work for mudponies like you
I’m not telling you which race of pony I really am, but my question is why you’re making this bold assumption.
Anonymous
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No.309160
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What is it with all of those humans saying Israel shouldn’t exist? By the same logic they’re using, neither should Germany. They weren’t founded until 1871 and the basis of their founding was the Prussian Empire absorbing smaller kingdoms, each with a unique ethnic history and culture, as well as Alsace-Lorraine. Many times more refugees had to escape Germany due to the Holocaust and there is still a degree of racism in Germany due to the “unicorn effect” (which in and of itself be a racist term to us ponies) and there is still large distrust in credit cards due to the fear of tracking. And I am not anti-German because I respect the German culture and people, but think that they could do without Germany.

Of course I am making this up, but this is the exact logic that is being used.
Anonymous
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No.309161
309171
>>309160
Exactly. This later season has gotten a writing team that sucks so hard that a black hole would probably consume less matter than them.
Anonymous
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No.309171
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>>309160
>>309161
Haven't seen the meta super human spy magic side series hunh?
Not to spoil things buuuut and here it is so ignore this post now if you want to keep the suprise a suprise for yourself.
They successfully pulled off a mcguffin plotline of such raw Austrian Floridamanpony autism that what just happened is just there. Everyone saw it coming, but no one reeaally saw the mystery twist. Especially with all the red herrings they've been chucking around.
Just witnessing the story without care normally you roughly miss about 95% of what makes humans human.
The various teams working on the Human mythos and various shenanigans are working pretty hard to keep spoilers under wraps. Let alone the crazy size of how many actual go into making any of it possible in the first place.
On the whole it's 11/10 leaked season (era(s)) on such levels are, well everypony knows Starswirl and also the Heaths Warming tales.
Everyone that wanted to be unspoiled already ignored this post. Right? Right. Here it is.
A clean sweep that's mind boggling at first without all the context.
The setups was... some characters I'd grown to love over the course of the entirety even the ones that you know you'll like instantly, their choices then as writers bit hard.
A real feels moment.
Then they pulled this.
There's some real heart and dedication for this that some shows and entertainment just can't compare. The direction put everything higher and higher and raised the essence beyond what everypony theorized what could be going on in their plans and minds.
You know the survey about the multimedia treasure hunt for what The Secret might be? On their backpage in the comments.
Their advertising teams got in contact with everypony who submitted with a congratulatory gift.
It's a Mystery and everything went even further beyond.

I'm not sure there is words to describe what happened or the magnitude of what just went down.
Recently and this is just hear-say at the moment, but talks about a full immersive game bridge multiplayer experiences along side everyone even your friends appears to be developed and the release is related to the climax.
Some of the nitty gritty is something I'm still fuzzy about, but what what the gift letter treasure hunt said. My excitement is just whoa.
The complexity and the shear raw understanding is a rush that's just the barest tip. Then everything I've found out keeps delivering, and then one ups it again.
And again.
They have some serious talent and hardwork and dedication on all levels that is simply awe inspiring, at minimum. We know they consult experts and layponies in their fields. Then you seen what they did.
Words can't fully do it justice alone.
Rewatching everything right now, because all of this just keeps giving more and more.
Then, then! They got specialty agreements and made many of the human content so robust that fan works just are canon in context. That'ss [i]crazy/i].
And they're not done yet. They have it all done, it's just a turn of phrase for their strategy of how they do this.
This made everything about humans better enhanced. Keeping the good and just embettering it.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.309176
309177
So now it looks like there are more calls for magic control, especially after that episode at Applewood that just happened and 229 other mass death spell castings like it, though I think the media may be fudging numbers somewhat. What should we do if we can’t create portals to the human world because of limitations on magic use?
Anonymous
60c3cfc
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No.309177
309178
>>309176
Constitution of the Republic of Equestria, Limitations of General Powers, Article 2: “No law shall be passed to limit the enjoyment of the right to use magical abilities, as it is necessary to ensure the right of the people to secure a free state.”

The magic control laws as we know them now are unconstitutional and death spell castings only occur in areas where magic control laws are the strictest. Plus, implementing new laws will only mean that people of Ponylandish descent will be targeted.
Anonymous
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No.309178
309179
>>309177
Ah, but if you look at the situation, magic control laws won’t limit your right to perform magic, so long as it’s being allowed at all. Plus, by your logic, military-grade and alicorn-tier spells such as fusing hydrogen molecules in the air to form stars, mass teleportation spells, and causing hurricanes to form should be accessible to any unicorn.
Anonymous
1834b6a
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No.309179
309181
>>309178
But this is exactly what Princess Celestia and the Republican forces wanted! Without the right to bear horns, Nightmare Moon may as well be our ruler today!
Anonymous
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No.309181
309182 309183
>>309179
>magic control is proven to reduce death spell castings
>but muh family needs protection from Nightmare Moon!
It has been 1,000 years since then and the situation has changed. People have figured out more advanced spells and more people have died as a result. When the Constitution was written around that time, death spells took immense amounts of energy to cast and fewer people died as the result of death spell castings. Plus, there are already certain magic control laws in other countries that have been proven to lower horn violence and there are thus fewer mass death spell castings as a result.
Anonymous
0c2159b
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No.309182
>>309181
As a friend of someone of Ponylandish descent (whose family left when it was still the USSK), I can tell you that there will be a lot of racism involved in this. Magic control is only passed to make Equestrian Peninsular ponies feel safer and the entire conversation excludes people who descend from nations on the Ponylandish Peninsula. 9 out of 10 “stop and frisk” stops in Manehattan were of Ponylandish and Icish unicorns, but they only found something like two death spell casters in the entire program’s run. And don’t forget the controversy that arose in Aquastria when an Equestrian mare was acquitted under the “stand your ground” law, but a Ponylandish mare was convicted under the same set of circumstances.
Anonymous
ef05893
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No.309183
309192 309195
You do realise every pony from the age of four onward has the capacity to end life quite easily with or without direct magic.
Those advanced spells are the reason why the medical community across Equestria and every good honesty pony living nation can treat and diagnose so quickly and effectively.
Just like almost all large scale production.
Not to mention the deeper understanding is lost.
The whole programs to limiting unicorn magic is funded by very familiar organizations such as PETA and Snoots Poverty Law Center.
You know the shady dealings they get up to.
>>309181
Have you seen the general state of the world? A vast majority of countries are shitholes. The pony slave trade has dried up, but is thirsting for anything pony. Not to mention the unethical sentient butcheries.
Or even the day to day backstabing.
You know what happened? A crazed creature called himself the storm king and pillaged multiple countries in almost no time at all.
And every single one of those countries fell, or went into hiding.
On the harmony principle the pony that joined the nutcase provided secret and hidden technologies and magical discoveries.
To say the least Equestria is now a even higher superpower on the world stage.
The Even Better Larger Magic and Mass Collider was possible due to that knowldge.
Anonymous
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No.309192
309196
>>309183
>You do realise every pony from the age of four onward has the capacity to end life quite easily with or without direct magic.
Exactly. Horns don’t kill people, people kill people.
>You know what happened? A crazed creature called himself the storm king and pillaged multiple countries in almost no time at all.
How come some people here support the Storm King and Sombra? I’ve been noticing a lot of “Aryanne did nothing wrong” posts and swastikas on this site.
Anonymous
f8562d8
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No.309195
309196
>>309183
>Those advanced spells are the reason why the medical community across Equestria and every good honesty pony living nation can treat and diagnose so quickly and effectively.
But those people are licensed to practice, are highly trained to cast spells like that, and their licenses can be revoked at any time.
Anonymous
ef05893
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No.309196
309197 309331
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>>309192
>How come some people here support the Storm King and Sombra? I’ve been noticing a lot of “Aryanne did nothing wrong” posts and swastikas on this site.
Every single time you conflate unlike terms. Is annoying. Stop trying to character assassinate.
Storm King was the new age villain megalomaniac, slaver, and zero scruples. Obsessed with artifacts. Basically a theif with an army.
Sombra was an adage of the horrors of fucking up various magics. Megalomaniac, slaver, zero scruples. Obsessed with crystals and immortality. A single pony using raw force, fear, and mind control. On a side note the dark magic PSAs are about that kind of corruptive corrosive force.
It's why such magic requires large connections and strong bonds to keep the pony grounded and sane. Especially in rare cases where such magic is the pony's cutiemark.

Then you have Aryanne who does none of that fucked up stuff. And the generative symbol kind of like the tree of harmony is vital symbology.
Has committed to many community projects and activities that the Princesses and resident heros of Equestria technically not state secret suck my dick approve of and actively participate in.
Pinkie D. Pie in her memoirs of Yakkity Yak talking back recounts the event of the Yakistani ambassador and diplomat, that Equestria must be Equestria and not like any other place to remain true to ourselves.
Fact of the matter some culture heritage has fallen to the wayside due to negligence and hostile intent. So the various things Aryanne and many like her are bring the essence of what it means to be a pony with friendship and every element and the ideals we all should aspire towards in our own way.
Look, read the collective biographies, and the friendship journal. It's a... it can be a hard read at times, but it's worth every moment.

>>309195
>Still have advanced spells
Amazing truly that you would deny someone their destiny and purpose in life so quickly.
Cutiemark negligence syndrome is deadly fucking serious.
Again part of the issue with know nothings, and mid wits.
Anonymous
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No.309197
309198
>>309196
>Amazing truly that you would deny someone their destiny and purpose in life so quickly.
But would you want a doctor who practices medicine unethically? Hitler and Sombra (especially under then-PM Aryanne) alike have shown that eugenics, for example, can lead to the loss of life and others being denied their purposes in life.
Anonymous
b8e9f21
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No.309198
>>309197
Good point. Humans also have revocable medical licenses, no?
sage
sage
4e8a687
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No.309221
>>309220
Reported.
Anonymous
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No.309239
309331
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Anonymous
63cc31e
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No.309331
>>309239
Why can I not help but see human Princess Twilight everywhere, even in my dreams? Is she a MLH fan herself?
>>309196
And I also can’t help but see or hear of “Pinkie Pie” in similar circumstances. Just who is she?
Anonymous
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No.309436
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>>307364
Anonymous
4e8a687
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No.309485
309498
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Lewd inside.
Anonymous
a6a89eb
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No.309498
>>309485
Out of curiosity, are you aware of a “Queen Rarity of Marshmallia”?
Anonymous
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No.309703
310121
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Anonymous
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No.309966
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Anonymous
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No.310121
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>>309703
Anonymous
1670c31
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No.310361
310376
So why is there so much art of Princess Twilight as a human or human lover?
Anonymous
e429c10
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No.310376
310381
>>310361
Because she's one of the most popular cartoon characters in the history of the world. There all kinds of art about her.
Also, EqG is a thing.
Anonymous
2995ca9
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No.310381
310382
>>310376
>Because she's one of the most popular cartoon characters in the history of the world.
I’d understand that. The humans have cartoons of President Biden and other presidents.
>Also, EqG is a thing.
What exactly is EqG?
Anonymous
e429c10
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No.310382
310408
>>310381
>EqG
Equestria Girls.
If you don't know what that is, lurk moar and/or look it up.
Anonymous
ecd6f99
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No.310408
310473
>>310382
Is it a version of that song called “Unicornia Girls” by the Beach Colts?
Anonymous
3e0bed4
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No.310473
>>310408
>tfw not all of them can be Unicornia Girls
Cringe
Anonymous
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No.310548
310560
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Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.310560
310563
>>310548
How do we know that isn’t fake?
Anonymous
497c7a3
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No.310563
310568
>>310560
The Purple's account or the femoid?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.310568
>>310563
The purple’s. Just who even is the “femoid”?

Do you think that this account was just made up to make us think that Princess Twilight is a member of the MLH community or do you think she really is and that was genuine? Though I haven’t really been on Trotter since they banned former PM Rump for trotting “FAKE NEWS” and “CHINEIGH VIRUS” all the time.