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/mlh/ - My Little Human Thread
Anonymous
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No.277825
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Previous bread: http://www.desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35655695
Anonymous
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First for best waifu!
Anonymous
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>>277825
>>277826
I'd recommend actually posting things in the OP next time.
Or actually post some decent starter content. I'll bite this time. Do it better next time. Because the princesses might be watching.
The secret plot line from the very beginning of the series is nearing a crescendo.
I can feel it in my hooves.
Here's something a little meta for you to wet whistle on.

The background world building is really interesting, but the fucking plot is all over the place until we're already so far ahead.
Anonymous
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No.277830
>>277828
>Because the princesses might be watching.
Do you think they are? Some Anon in the previous bread may have said that they probably are... and even had dreams about two of them. And wouldn't watching that show be a discredit to them? Isn't a princess supposed to be a noble, cunning warrior?
Anonymous
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No.277832
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>>277825
Does this thread have a point?
Anonymous
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No.277841
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>>277832
Besides to chill and talk about cute and perfect waifus?
Anonymous
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No.277842
>>277832
The OP of the previous bread was b& for "roleplay". The ban was intended to last 24 hours, but it ended up only lasting about two hours for some reason. (My guess is that a mod must have dropped his name from the ban list because either he likes /mlh/ or the mod banning him was not up to speed.) Still, this means that it would be extremely risky to post /mlh/ content on /mlp/ and would be ill-advised.
Anonymous
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>>277832
It seems to be an /mlp/ thread. My guess is that the mods on /mlp/ are complete fucking faggots and they b& the thread.
Anonymous
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>>277844
That is exactly what happened. Here is something based on something I saw somewhere. We really are facing segregation in the MLH community. Not only do I get my magic disabled at airports, I get pulled aside for additional screening every single time! And my passport says I was born right here in Equestria, so I see no reason as to why this excessive screening happens.
Anonymous
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No.277847
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>>277825
Why was the thread on /mlp/ banned again?
Anonymous
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No.277848
>>277847
Whoever or whatever was in the authority to ban it thought it was role play.
Anonymous
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No.277851
>>277845
And this is especially something we have to worry about. I personally hope that this next election ends in a deadlock so neither side controls Parliament.
Anonymous
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No.277853
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>>277847
Because the mods on 4cuck literally cannot stop guzzling cum.
Anonymous
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No.277856
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>>277853
But hey, at least boards here last longer, albeit maybe for the wrong reasons. The move here may have been the right thing, though RGRE will likely suffer for years to come.

And if anyone tries to come here and say that King Sombra did nothing wrong, I say that King Sombra would probably want /mlh/ wiped out of existence, with its users sent to labor and/or death camps.
Anonymous
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No.277858
>>277856
Exactly. Doesn’t the end of the /mlh/ community on 4ch sound like something King Sombra would do? Perhaps PM Little Supreme Ruler?
Anonymous
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No.277859
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Reminder: Rule #3 ponies are allowed, no exceptions
Anonymous
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No.277860
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>>277859
Ooh, thanks for reminding me. Last night, Princess Twilight appeared in my dreams... again... and now she brought her friend, whose name was something along the lines of “Fluttershy”. They both turned into humans and pet me, stroked my mane, and preened my wings and I couldn’t help but fall into sheer ecstasy.

Is Princess Twilight a sweet pony like I think or is she a deceptive seductress? Or is this all some wicked dream?
Anonymous
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>>277860
>Twilight
>Deceptive seductress
As somepony who was witness to one of her legendary sperg-outs before becoming princess, she is neither deceptive nor a seductress. Sweet and ultimately well-meaning, yes. Deceptive seductress? Hah!
Anonymous
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>>277861
What do you think happened in her “sperg out”? And what makes you think she has a** burgers?
Anonymous
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>>277862
I don't remember much besides it being Twilight's fault and that I'm not alone in these experiences, but every time somebody uses the insult "smarty-pants" or I see a stuffed doll, I get a twinge of pain. That's all I can tell you about the happenings, and I only used the term "sperg-out" because she presumably flipped out over something relatively small. After all, literally nothing was happening that day until she did something.
Anonymous
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>>277825
I don't like roleplaying generals (I prefer greentext/art-creation generals) but every general on /mlp/ should move here.
Porn can be posted here, as long as it isn't faggoted!
Anonymous
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No.277883
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>>277870
Technically it's not a general, until it becomes a repeating thing. Having said, you're right there is literally a rule against generals. Exceptions have been made in the past, and we'll be following the situation. Since this isnt /mlp/, I'm sure that will cut down alot of the low effort posting, so who knows? One thread could have a long lifespan
Anonymous
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>>277883
And check that time get while ur at it (its 13 for me)
Anonymous
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>>277883
>>277884
I just checked the rules and a “general” here means that everyone here shares a political opinion and thinks in a likeminded fashion. If the Anonfilly and Aryanne threads are OK here and they repeat, they’ll probably be fine with this.
Anonymous
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>>277886
The rule was proposed/adopted to address a.reddit/cancer generals such as /ptg/, as well as some of the more extreme autisms of /mlp/. Exceptions are generally made per the will of the board users, the spirit and how it pertains to /mlpol/, and if/whether the content is somewhat-expressly banned on 4ch. Syria general is the best political example, as most of our /sg/ posters are or have been banned, and anonfilly is the best example on the /mlp/ side of things.
Anonymous
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>>277887
We know that this content has (recently) been banned from 4ch and this board is actually among the faster boards of /mlpol/ that I’ve seen. Perhaps this may be able to be a continuing thing after all.
Anonymous
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>>277863
How do you know it was Princess Twilight who did it? I know what you are talking about and I may think it could be an impeachable offense, though I’m not sure. Perhaps a simple civil suit would be enough.
Anonymous
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No.277919
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>>277890
Well... I don't *know* that she did it, I just have a gut feeling that everypony else affected seems to share with me. Also, this happened long before she was a princess, so I don't think it would be worth trying for an impeachment and the evidence is shaky enough that a civil suit would be a waste of time. If you have anything concrete though, I'm all ears.
Anonymous
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>>277887
>and anonfilly is the best example on the /mlp/ side of things.
So do you think both they and this would be allowed, especially under rule 3? Do you think it’ll be allowed because there is no lockstep political opinion? Or do you think the mods are going to look at this and say that this shouldn’t be a thing?
Anonymous
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>>277927
It's been left up for this long, I have a hard time believing that the mods haven't already seen it and given a pass. If I'm wrong, then one of you glorious bastards running this site please inform me.
Anonymous
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>>277928
>>277887 said it’s only a topic of concern if it’s a recurring thread, but I’m unsure of his sauce. Though we may get away with it under similar grounds to the Anonfilly and Aryanne threads.
Anonymous
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>>277919
Well, I guess all we have are rumors at this point, but it doesn’t mean it won’t cause a political scandal.
Anonymous
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There have been no complaints or objections from users or staff. For now, we shall see what the thread is about by observing (and in some cases joining) the shenanigens. The bump limit is 700 I believe. No lolicon or shotacon or the equivalent. Stop by the policy page at the top for more details. Carry on <3
Anonymous
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>>277962
Right, but would Parliament ever impeach her for what she’s done in the past before she became a princess? Though perhaps the leftist Union Party would.
Anonymous
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>>277841
Do you agree with >>277826? She DOES have magic like we do, though it was only mentioned a few times.

>>277967
I don’t think she could, though it was somewhat of a surprise to find out we were going to have a new princess in the first place. Though if Celestia says she’s trustworthy and she’s been that kind of a gal in my dreams, I’m OK with it.
Anonymous
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>>277825
Does anyone have a scientific explanation as to why humans are so freaking cute?
Anonymous
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>>277971
Anonymous
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>>277973
How are they not cute? Or do you think they will eat us?
Anonymous
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>>277973
Go be marecel somewhere else
Anonymous
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>>277971
Humans have the same friendly, expressive faces that we do, perhaps that contributes to their cuteness? Idk for sure, but I saw this one screencap from another board that explained why those neighpon comics have such cute mares in them and it seems like a lot of it could apply to humans as well.
Anonymous
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>>277976
So do you think humans will eat us? Or do you think any creature that cute would refuse to eat us?

In those dreams I’ve been having about human Princess Twilight and her friend, “Fluttershy”, they repeatedly remind me that they’re not going to eat me, since I always instinctually ask... even though I have the magical abilities to stop them.
Anonymous
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>>277978
In most literature, humans seem civilized enough to avoid eating other sentient creatures, so I'm pretty sure our intelligence would be enough to give most of them pause for concern over eating us. Not sure about the Chinese humans, though.
Anonymous
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No.277982
>>277980
So can asking my waifu not to eat me stop her from doing so?

>”You’re not going to eat me, are you?”
<“Uhhh...”
>”Please don’t eat me! I’m an important computer scientist at the Crownpiece building in Manehattan who works for EASA!”
Anonymous
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>>277980
But what about the “Lord of the Rings” arcs, where Bilbo Baggins is almost eaten by trolls despite his sapience?
Anonymous
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>>277983
Speaking of which, Galadriel looks somewhat attractive as well, but I say best human waifu is a three way tie between Princesses Peach and Twilight, plus this “Fluttershy” girl if she even exists. Or is she just a product of my wicked imagination?
Anonymous
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>>277983
>LoTR is canon to humans
Even in the human world that's nothing but fanfiction! Besides, trolls aren't human.
Anonymous
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>>277985
But it just goes to show that sapient beings don’t always look out for one another, though those who immigrate to Equestria do so on the contingency that they don’t hurt or kill anyone.

But what should I do if I meet a human and she tries to eat me?
Anonymous
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>>277986
The humans in that universe seemed to be remarkably friendly towards the other sentients though, so I'm 99% sure that they'd accept us with open arms and without any cooking utensils. Just in case you come across some chinese human though, simply fight back. Humans tend to be somewhat frail, and a swift kick to the leg should be enough to take one down.

>>277984
>Peach, Galadriel, and a known pony
>Best waifus
You, sir, have shit taste! Everypony knows that Samus is better, human technology is way cooler than boring magic!
Anonymous
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>>277987
>Just in case you come across some chinese human though, simply fight back.
That is simply racist.
>>and a known pony
How is she a known pony? How could anyone know about her?
Anonymous
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>>277987
>pic related
Checkmate. Only one other could compare or even exceed Speedwagon's brilliant form.
>That is simply racist.
Judging every human based on their own merits is good, but the quick check sheet guideline would be useful. The creators even have duplicate humans running around. In a meta in universe show they talked about it. It's not much of a stretch to think they just copy general features slap on a few unique attributes sometimes and call it a main character. Some are hoof crafted to be plot important, while the suprising background human suddenly having a moment to triumph tastes so sweet.
>>277986
>pic related psa
It bares repeating, they have stamina and mental ability to do things.
>>277984
I think you saw one of Photo Finish's models. A Dappertry or somepony.
Anonymous
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>>278001
>The creators even have duplicate humans running around.
You mean identical twins? Can’t that happen with us?
>It bares repeating, they have stamina and mental ability to do things.
So do we... and we also have magic. The only issue is when you’re in an airport or on an airplane.
Anonymous
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>>277999
>That is simply racist
And? Even in the human world that's a shit-tier argument
>How is she a known pony? How could anyone know about her?
Twilight's a fuckin princess, of course she's a known pony!

>>278001
I see you're one of those ponies who obsesses over the JoJo fanfic. How about you go shit up some different board?

>>278002
He means that the creator of humans confirmed that even the males can fuck for up to thirty minutes uninterrupted. Be careful, nopony wants to get NTR'd.
Anonymous
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>>278021
>Twilight's a fuckin princess, of course she's a known pony!
Oh. I thought you were talking about “Fluttershy”. Yes, I know she’s a pony, but she appears as a human in my dreams sometimes.
Anonymous
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No.278028
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>>278021
>even the males can fuck for up to thirty minutes uninterrupted.
Can’t we as well? And I remember hearing hours, not minutes.
Anonymous
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Any Saint Augustine fanmares here? I'd pay a heft sum of bits to see the likes of Augustine or Aquinas debate the Princesses.
Anonymous
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>>278028
>Can't we as well?
Get in bed with an average stallion and see if he lasts even 30 seconds.

>>278024
Isn't Fluttershy the name of one of the element bearers? Call me crazy, but I know I've heard that name before and I know it was in relation to Twilight.
Anonymous
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No.278042
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>>278036
>Get in bed with an average stallion and see if he lasts even 30 seconds.
t. Stallion
>>278036
>the element bearers?
Who?
Anonymous
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No.278044
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>>278042
>t. Stallion
You don't know who I am, I could even be a dragon!
>Who?
You know, those six ponies lead by Princess Twilight with those magical superweapons on hoof whenever some arbitrary evil pops up? Tell me I'm not the only one who reads the news here
Anonymous
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>>278044
Princess Twilight is a princess. Even if there are others with her, would you be reading about them at all?
Anonymous
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>>278045
I know they've at least been mentioned, that part's true. Also, the reason I'd be reading about them is because I take interest in magical artifacts, and the elements are powerful artifacts.
Anonymous
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No.278061
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>>278048
So do you think Fluttershy could be a real pony who appeared in my dreams somehow? And what should I do if she comes back?
Anonymous
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>>278061
>real
probably
>appeared in your dreams
if you're talking about it like how Princess Luna does it, then probably not..
Anonymous
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>>278079
Are you sure? She would be a good candidate for Luna’s replacement... and an alicornhood... if she has been this kind of an individual.

Though Princess Luna or Twilight would be good people to ask, but I don’t know whether they’d be willing to converse with a meager peasant such as myself.
Anonymous
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>>278081
My dude, did you forget the fact that Princess Luna also moves the fucking moon? And yeah, I guarantee that at least Twilight would have an answer, but yeah, we realistically will never get the chance to ask.
Anonymous
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>>278092
>My dude, did you forget the fact that Princess Luna also moves the fucking moon?
I thought it was because the moon was in a gravitational orbit around Earth.
>but yeah, we realistically will never get the chance to ask
Perhaps if she appears in my dreams again, I would ask her. But yeah, I don’t know whether a princess would care for a mere peasant such as myself.
Anonymous
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>>278097
>He thinks the moon orbits the Earth because of gravity and not magic
Anonymous
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>>278108
Think about it this way. Gravity is a force that is proportional to the product of the masses of the objects it is interacting between and the square of the displacement between the centers of their masses. The moon is massive enough and close enough to our planet that it can reasonably stay in orbit. If we truly needed magic to keep it by us, then we could just pull it into a closer orbit so magic is no longer needed. And if that wasn’t possible and we truly needed magic perpetually, then the moon should just fly off into outer space because it isn’t gravitationally bound to us.
Anonymous
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>>278111
Yeah, that all makes sense and whatnot, but I'm not the one who makes the rules. All I know is the moon stays moved by the princesses for a reason, that's it.
Anonymous
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>>278111
Glad you came to your senses.
Equestria is flat.