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/mlh/ - My Little Human Thread
Anonymous
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No.277825
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Previous bread: http://www.desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35655695
Anonymous
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No.277826
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First for best waifu!
Anonymous
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No.277828
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>>277825
>>277826
I'd recommend actually posting things in the OP next time.
Or actually post some decent starter content. I'll bite this time. Do it better next time. Because the princesses might be watching.
The secret plot line from the very beginning of the series is nearing a crescendo.
I can feel it in my hooves.
Here's something a little meta for you to wet whistle on.

The background world building is really interesting, but the fucking plot is all over the place until we're already so far ahead.
Anonymous
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No.277830
>>277828
>Because the princesses might be watching.
Do you think they are? Some Anon in the previous bread may have said that they probably are... and even had dreams about two of them. And wouldn't watching that show be a discredit to them? Isn't a princess supposed to be a noble, cunning warrior?
Anonymous
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No.277832
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>>277825
Does this thread have a point?
Anonymous
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No.277841
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>>277832
Besides to chill and talk about cute and perfect waifus?
Anonymous
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No.277842
>>277832
The OP of the previous bread was b& for "roleplay". The ban was intended to last 24 hours, but it ended up only lasting about two hours for some reason. (My guess is that a mod must have dropped his name from the ban list because either he likes /mlh/ or the mod banning him was not up to speed.) Still, this means that it would be extremely risky to post /mlh/ content on /mlp/ and would be ill-advised.
Anonymous
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No.277844
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>>277832
It seems to be an /mlp/ thread. My guess is that the mods on /mlp/ are complete fucking faggots and they b& the thread.
Anonymous
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No.277845
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>>277844
That is exactly what happened. Here is something based on something I saw somewhere. We really are facing segregation in the MLH community. Not only do I get my magic disabled at airports, I get pulled aside for additional screening every single time! And my passport says I was born right here in Equestria, so I see no reason as to why this excessive screening happens.
Anonymous
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No.277847
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>>277825
Why was the thread on /mlp/ banned again?
Anonymous
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No.277848
>>277847
Whoever or whatever was in the authority to ban it thought it was role play.
Anonymous
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No.277851
>>277845
And this is especially something we have to worry about. I personally hope that this next election ends in a deadlock so neither side controls Parliament.
Anonymous
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No.277853
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>>277847
Because the mods on 4cuck literally cannot stop guzzling cum.
Anonymous
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No.277856
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>>277853
But hey, at least boards here last longer, albeit maybe for the wrong reasons. The move here may have been the right thing, though RGRE will likely suffer for years to come.

And if anyone tries to come here and say that King Sombra did nothing wrong, I say that King Sombra would probably want /mlh/ wiped out of existence, with its users sent to labor and/or death camps.
Anonymous
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No.277858
>>277856
Exactly. Doesn’t the end of the /mlh/ community on 4ch sound like something King Sombra would do? Perhaps PM Little Supreme Ruler?
Anonymous
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No.277859
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Reminder: Rule #3 ponies are allowed, no exceptions
Anonymous
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No.277860
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>>277859
Ooh, thanks for reminding me. Last night, Princess Twilight appeared in my dreams... again... and now she brought her friend, whose name was something along the lines of “Fluttershy”. They both turned into humans and pet me, stroked my mane, and preened my wings and I couldn’t help but fall into sheer ecstasy.

Is Princess Twilight a sweet pony like I think or is she a deceptive seductress? Or is this all some wicked dream?
Anonymous
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No.277861
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>>277860
>Twilight
>Deceptive seductress
As somepony who was witness to one of her legendary sperg-outs before becoming princess, she is neither deceptive nor a seductress. Sweet and ultimately well-meaning, yes. Deceptive seductress? Hah!
Anonymous
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No.277862
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>>277861
What do you think happened in her “sperg out”? And what makes you think she has a** burgers?
Anonymous
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No.277863
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>>277862
I don't remember much besides it being Twilight's fault and that I'm not alone in these experiences, but every time somebody uses the insult "smarty-pants" or I see a stuffed doll, I get a twinge of pain. That's all I can tell you about the happenings, and I only used the term "sperg-out" because she presumably flipped out over something relatively small. After all, literally nothing was happening that day until she did something.
Anonymous
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No.277870
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>>277825
I don't like roleplaying generals (I prefer greentext/art-creation generals) but every general on /mlp/ should move here.
Porn can be posted here, as long as it isn't faggoted!
Anonymous
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No.277883
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>>277870
Technically it's not a general, until it becomes a repeating thing. Having said, you're right there is literally a rule against generals. Exceptions have been made in the past, and we'll be following the situation. Since this isnt /mlp/, I'm sure that will cut down alot of the low effort posting, so who knows? One thread could have a long lifespan
Anonymous
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No.277884
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>>277883
And check that time get while ur at it (its 13 for me)
Anonymous
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No.277886
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>>277883
>>277884
I just checked the rules and a “general” here means that everyone here shares a political opinion and thinks in a likeminded fashion. If the Anonfilly and Aryanne threads are OK here and they repeat, they’ll probably be fine with this.
Anonymous
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No.277887
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>>277886
The rule was proposed/adopted to address a.reddit/cancer generals such as /ptg/, as well as some of the more extreme autisms of /mlp/. Exceptions are generally made per the will of the board users, the spirit and how it pertains to /mlpol/, and if/whether the content is somewhat-expressly banned on 4ch. Syria general is the best political example, as most of our /sg/ posters are or have been banned, and anonfilly is the best example on the /mlp/ side of things.
Anonymous
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No.277889
>>277887
We know that this content has (recently) been banned from 4ch and this board is actually among the faster boards of /mlpol/ that I’ve seen. Perhaps this may be able to be a continuing thing after all.
Anonymous
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No.277890
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>>277863
How do you know it was Princess Twilight who did it? I know what you are talking about and I may think it could be an impeachable offense, though I’m not sure. Perhaps a simple civil suit would be enough.
Anonymous
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No.277919
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>>277890
Well... I don't *know* that she did it, I just have a gut feeling that everypony else affected seems to share with me. Also, this happened long before she was a princess, so I don't think it would be worth trying for an impeachment and the evidence is shaky enough that a civil suit would be a waste of time. If you have anything concrete though, I'm all ears.
Anonymous
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No.277927
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>>277887
>and anonfilly is the best example on the /mlp/ side of things.
So do you think both they and this would be allowed, especially under rule 3? Do you think it’ll be allowed because there is no lockstep political opinion? Or do you think the mods are going to look at this and say that this shouldn’t be a thing?
Anonymous
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No.277928
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>>277927
It's been left up for this long, I have a hard time believing that the mods haven't already seen it and given a pass. If I'm wrong, then one of you glorious bastards running this site please inform me.
Anonymous
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No.277936
>>277928
>>277887 said it’s only a topic of concern if it’s a recurring thread, but I’m unsure of his sauce. Though we may get away with it under similar grounds to the Anonfilly and Aryanne threads.
Anonymous
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No.277962
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>>277919
Well, I guess all we have are rumors at this point, but it doesn’t mean it won’t cause a political scandal.
Anonymous
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There have been no complaints or objections from users or staff. For now, we shall see what the thread is about by observing (and in some cases joining) the shenanigens. The bump limit is 700 I believe. No lolicon or shotacon or the equivalent. Stop by the policy page at the top for more details. Carry on <3
Anonymous
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No.277967
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>>277962
Right, but would Parliament ever impeach her for what she’s done in the past before she became a princess? Though perhaps the leftist Union Party would.
Anonymous
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No.277968
>>277841
Do you agree with >>277826? She DOES have magic like we do, though it was only mentioned a few times.

>>277967
I don’t think she could, though it was somewhat of a surprise to find out we were going to have a new princess in the first place. Though if Celestia says she’s trustworthy and she’s been that kind of a gal in my dreams, I’m OK with it.
Anonymous
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No.277971
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>>277825
Does anyone have a scientific explanation as to why humans are so freaking cute?
Anonymous
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No.277973
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>>277971
Anonymous
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No.277974
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>>277973
How are they not cute? Or do you think they will eat us?
Anonymous
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No.277975
>>277973
Go be marecel somewhere else
Anonymous
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No.277976
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>>277971
Humans have the same friendly, expressive faces that we do, perhaps that contributes to their cuteness? Idk for sure, but I saw this one screencap from another board that explained why those neighpon comics have such cute mares in them and it seems like a lot of it could apply to humans as well.
Anonymous
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No.277978
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>>277976
So do you think humans will eat us? Or do you think any creature that cute would refuse to eat us?

In those dreams I’ve been having about human Princess Twilight and her friend, “Fluttershy”, they repeatedly remind me that they’re not going to eat me, since I always instinctually ask... even though I have the magical abilities to stop them.
Anonymous
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No.277980
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>>277978
In most literature, humans seem civilized enough to avoid eating other sentient creatures, so I'm pretty sure our intelligence would be enough to give most of them pause for concern over eating us. Not sure about the Chinese humans, though.
Anonymous
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No.277982
>>277980
So can asking my waifu not to eat me stop her from doing so?

>”You’re not going to eat me, are you?”
<“Uhhh...”
>”Please don’t eat me! I’m an important computer scientist at the Crownpiece building in Manehattan who works for EASA!”
Anonymous
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No.277983
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>>277980
But what about the “Lord of the Rings” arcs, where Bilbo Baggins is almost eaten by trolls despite his sapience?
Anonymous
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No.277984
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>>277983
Speaking of which, Galadriel looks somewhat attractive as well, but I say best human waifu is a three way tie between Princesses Peach and Twilight, plus this “Fluttershy” girl if she even exists. Or is she just a product of my wicked imagination?
Anonymous
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No.277985
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>>277983
>LoTR is canon to humans
Even in the human world that's nothing but fanfiction! Besides, trolls aren't human.
Anonymous
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No.277986
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>>277985
But it just goes to show that sapient beings don’t always look out for one another, though those who immigrate to Equestria do so on the contingency that they don’t hurt or kill anyone.

But what should I do if I meet a human and she tries to eat me?
Anonymous
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No.277987
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>>277986
The humans in that universe seemed to be remarkably friendly towards the other sentients though, so I'm 99% sure that they'd accept us with open arms and without any cooking utensils. Just in case you come across some chinese human though, simply fight back. Humans tend to be somewhat frail, and a swift kick to the leg should be enough to take one down.

>>277984
>Peach, Galadriel, and a known pony
>Best waifus
You, sir, have shit taste! Everypony knows that Samus is better, human technology is way cooler than boring magic!
Anonymous
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No.277999
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>>277987
>Just in case you come across some chinese human though, simply fight back.
That is simply racist.
>>and a known pony
How is she a known pony? How could anyone know about her?
Anonymous
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No.278001
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>>277987
>pic related
Checkmate. Only one other could compare or even exceed Speedwagon's brilliant form.
>That is simply racist.
Judging every human based on their own merits is good, but the quick check sheet guideline would be useful. The creators even have duplicate humans running around. In a meta in universe show they talked about it. It's not much of a stretch to think they just copy general features slap on a few unique attributes sometimes and call it a main character. Some are hoof crafted to be plot important, while the suprising background human suddenly having a moment to triumph tastes so sweet.
>>277986
>pic related psa
It bares repeating, they have stamina and mental ability to do things.
>>277984
I think you saw one of Photo Finish's models. A Dappertry or somepony.
Anonymous
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No.278002
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>>278001
>The creators even have duplicate humans running around.
You mean identical twins? Can’t that happen with us?
>It bares repeating, they have stamina and mental ability to do things.
So do we... and we also have magic. The only issue is when you’re in an airport or on an airplane.
Anonymous
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No.278021
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>>277999
>That is simply racist
And? Even in the human world that's a shit-tier argument
>How is she a known pony? How could anyone know about her?
Twilight's a fuckin princess, of course she's a known pony!

>>278001
I see you're one of those ponies who obsesses over the JoJo fanfic. How about you go shit up some different board?

>>278002
He means that the creator of humans confirmed that even the males can fuck for up to thirty minutes uninterrupted. Be careful, nopony wants to get NTR'd.
Anonymous
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No.278024
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>>278021
>Twilight's a fuckin princess, of course she's a known pony!
Oh. I thought you were talking about “Fluttershy”. Yes, I know she’s a pony, but she appears as a human in my dreams sometimes.
Anonymous
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No.278028
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>>278021
>even the males can fuck for up to thirty minutes uninterrupted.
Can’t we as well? And I remember hearing hours, not minutes.
Anonymous
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Any Saint Augustine fanmares here? I'd pay a heft sum of bits to see the likes of Augustine or Aquinas debate the Princesses.
Anonymous
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No.278036
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>>278028
>Can't we as well?
Get in bed with an average stallion and see if he lasts even 30 seconds.

>>278024
Isn't Fluttershy the name of one of the element bearers? Call me crazy, but I know I've heard that name before and I know it was in relation to Twilight.
Anonymous
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No.278042
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>>278036
>Get in bed with an average stallion and see if he lasts even 30 seconds.
t. Stallion
>>278036
>the element bearers?
Who?
Anonymous
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No.278044
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>>278042
>t. Stallion
You don't know who I am, I could even be a dragon!
>Who?
You know, those six ponies lead by Princess Twilight with those magical superweapons on hoof whenever some arbitrary evil pops up? Tell me I'm not the only one who reads the news here
Anonymous
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No.278045
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>>278044
Princess Twilight is a princess. Even if there are others with her, would you be reading about them at all?
Anonymous
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No.278048
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>>278045
I know they've at least been mentioned, that part's true. Also, the reason I'd be reading about them is because I take interest in magical artifacts, and the elements are powerful artifacts.
Anonymous
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No.278061
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>>278048
So do you think Fluttershy could be a real pony who appeared in my dreams somehow? And what should I do if she comes back?
Anonymous
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No.278079
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>>278061
>real
probably
>appeared in your dreams
if you're talking about it like how Princess Luna does it, then probably not..
Anonymous
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No.278081
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>>278079
Are you sure? She would be a good candidate for Luna’s replacement... and an alicornhood... if she has been this kind of an individual.

Though Princess Luna or Twilight would be good people to ask, but I don’t know whether they’d be willing to converse with a meager peasant such as myself.
Anonymous
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No.278092
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>>278081
My dude, did you forget the fact that Princess Luna also moves the fucking moon? And yeah, I guarantee that at least Twilight would have an answer, but yeah, we realistically will never get the chance to ask.
Anonymous
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No.278097
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>>278092
>My dude, did you forget the fact that Princess Luna also moves the fucking moon?
I thought it was because the moon was in a gravitational orbit around Earth.
>but yeah, we realistically will never get the chance to ask
Perhaps if she appears in my dreams again, I would ask her. But yeah, I don’t know whether a princess would care for a mere peasant such as myself.
Anonymous
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No.278108
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>>278097
>He thinks the moon orbits the Earth because of gravity and not magic
Anonymous
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No.278111
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>>278108
Think about it this way. Gravity is a force that is proportional to the product of the masses of the objects it is interacting between and the square of the displacement between the centers of their masses. The moon is massive enough and close enough to our planet that it can reasonably stay in orbit. If we truly needed magic to keep it by us, then we could just pull it into a closer orbit so magic is no longer needed. And if that wasn’t possible and we truly needed magic perpetually, then the moon should just fly off into outer space because it isn’t gravitationally bound to us.
Anonymous
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No.278113
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>>278111
Yeah, that all makes sense and whatnot, but I'm not the one who makes the rules. All I know is the moon stays moved by the princesses for a reason, that's it.
Anonymous
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No.278116
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>>278111
Glad you came to your senses.
Equestria is flat.
Anonymous
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No.278155
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>>278113
You’re drinking too much of the Cool-Aid. Remember when the humans said that the Ancient Egyptian pharaohs claimed to have the power to do the same?
>>278116
But if the planet were not round, how come gravity acts so universally?
Anonymous
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No.278178
>>278113
Princess Luna has told me in a dream that this “Fluttershy” pony is definitely real and that she is being trained to enter dreams, though it was just a dream. I think she’s honestly pretty good at it and she is actually very cute both as a human and as a pony.
Anonymous
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No.278187
So “Fluttershy”’s pony form looks like the far right pony of pic related of >>277973 and her human form looks like pic related of >>277974. Does she at all look familiar?

And yes, she and Princess Twilight would make great friends in my opinion.
Anonymous
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No.278188
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>>278155
>But if the planet were not round, how come gravity acts so universally?
>gravity
Why matter is attracted downwards, I don't know,
I read like half of Newton's Principia and my opinion is that there's no way a XVII century fag could develop such theory without supernatural help.
Anonymous
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No.278189
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>>278188
Please see >>278111. “Down” is relative.
Anonymous
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No.278190
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>>278189
>“Down” is relative
I would agree under the heliocentric universe.
However such universe is in dispute.
Anonymous
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No.278191
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>>278190
The only way for the sun to not be the center of mass in our solar system is for it to be only barely large enough for a star to form and barely close to our planet for it to be gravitationally bound to it. And life on said planet probably wouldn’t look anything nearly what we do, since said planet would be barely hot enough for liquid water to form.
Anonymous
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No.278195
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>>278191
>The only way for the sun to not be the center of mass in our solar system
Again, that's valid only if you accept Newton's theory at face value.
Anonymous
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No.278210
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>>278195
I had to take a semester of the most hellish physics course ever with that as one of the topics. If it isn’t universally accepted, why are they drilling this into the minds of university students?
Anonymous
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No.278216
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>>278210
>If it isn’t universally accepted, why are they drilling this into the minds of university students?
The majority consensus isn't equivalent to absolute truth.
Anonymous
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No.278241
>>278216
So what alternatives are there to Newton’s laws? And what are the formulas for each?
Anonymous
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No.278242
>>278048
>I know they've at least been mentioned, that part's true.
Where and when were they mentioned?
Anonymous
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No.278245
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>>277987
So how should I react if a human tries to eat me even though I ask her not to? And what should I do if I can neither buck her to the ground, fly away, nor blast her with a death spell? (I could perform one of those options normally, but what if my magic is somehow drained?)
Anonymous
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No.278246
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>>278245
>how to react if a human tries to eat me and doesn't listen to reason
>other than running or fighting
just die then, no helping it.
Anonymous
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No.278249
278253
>>278246
Or maybe I could just yell “fire” and see whether anypony is around to help.
>tfw you live in a giant mansion in New Canterlot and your call to aid gets absorbed by its walls
>tfw no friends to help
>tfw you’re one of the most powerful creatures on the planet, but you can’t fight off this one human and Equestria as you know it is doomed
Anonymous
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No.278253
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>>278245
>>278249
Are you a mare or a mouse? Ask the mouse for some tips on where that spine has gone.
>I do if I can neither buck her to the ground, fly away, nor blast her with a death spell?
Look it's generally frowned upon to discuss this, but singing is a key survival component from the very existence of our species. How did we survive the windegos, Singing. How did the last order of cupcakes go through at the market? That's right singing.
Creepy stranger troting down the road. Singing.
Salad bar out of salt? You Sing!
Local disaster? Sing.
Princess Sparkle might want you to believe friendship is magic. That's true, but without her friends she could do whatever hero things they propagandize for. The point being with friends they need to harmonize.
For the average pony singing brings them closer to harmony and more can be done with less.
Studies have shown other creatures who sing also gain some benefit, but not the extent we do.
>inb4 how do you do my fellow ponies

>not having a freshly baked pie on the side of your bed for emergencies.
Feels bad being a lone ba/k/er
>tfwywn throw a turnip rutabaga pie at the human
>tfwywn watch in horror as it eats it mid air
>tfwywn use the pineapple pizza as last resort, watching it go down too
>tfwywn promise to bake cookies into order to escape and alert the town
>tfwywn head back and finish what you started as your pride as a ba/k/er.
>tfwywn sing a song to save somepony
Take some classes, and educate yourself.
/fit/ting in might be fine, but become a t/üb/er and watch the human as an equal.
Anonymous
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No.278255
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>>278253
>Are you a mare or a mouse?
Neither. I’m a stallion.
>Ask the mouse for some tips on where that spine has gone.
Ponies are naturally prey animals, so it is only instinct that we are afraid of humans eating us.
>singing is a key survival component from the very existence of our species.
So would all I’d have to do be charming her with some hypnotic jams on my iPone? I’ve always wondered why I was able to write such charming and hypnotic music and have music as an element of my cutie mark.
Anonymous
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No.278256
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>>278255
>Ponies are naturally a prey species
So were humans at one point, they just evolved out of it like we did. Quit your bellyaching and get over it!
Anonymous
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No.278257
>>278253
>Creepy stranger troting down the road. Singing.
Is that why I always hear music blaring from portable speakers on Canterlot’s metro system? It’s technically illegal, but nopony bothers to enforce that.
Anonymous
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No.278260
278262
>>278256
>Quit your bellyaching and get over it!
I can’t if there are always numerous mythical creatures hellbent on subjugating Equestria and ruining everyone’s lives. Granted, there are several other non-pony creatures who want to become part of our society rather than destroy it, but others haven’t learned about the magic of friendship.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278262
278271 278356
>>278260
Is your whining going to stop any of that from happening? No. What WILL stop it is intervention from the princess or the elements, both of which haven't failed us yet. Don't worry about the end of all ponykind until all of those lifelines are exhausted, you'll stress yourself into an early grave.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278271
278275
>>278262
>What WILL stop it is intervention from the princess or the elements, both of which haven't failed us yet.
I doubt a princess would intervene for a meager peasant, though remember I’ve had recurring dreams where she had a crush on me, so she could do it provided I “return the favor”.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278275
278277
>>278271
>princess crushing over a peasant
In your dreams, and not literally
>wouldn't intervene for a meager peasant
Well, not for ONE peasant unless they know where you are and what's going on. Otherwise, given how they were heroes in their own right before becoming royalty, I think they would.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278277
278364
>>278275
>In your dreams, and not literally
Yeah, I’d probably need to somehow confirm that she has a crush on me IRL. And I doubt she does, though we do have quite a lot in common and like similar things.
>unless they know where you are and what's going on.
And I somehow go back in time so I get born into an aristocratic family? My family does come from a long line of leaders ever since my ancestors got off the boat from Hope Hollow, but my family hasn’t been royal for over 500 years, if at all.
Anonymous
ef05893
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No.278279
278280
rainbow_657956274.png
>>278255
>Neither.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278280
278330
>>278279
I might have dreamt of at least two of those and their names might have been the exact same. Call it déjà vu, but there’s gotta be some freaky coincidences going on.
Anonymous
3ca5782
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No.278330
278360
>>278280
Do you think perhaps Princess Luna or Twilight is planning for there to be a “dream team” to take over her responsibilities?
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278356
278364
>>278262
>What WILL stop it is intervention from the princess or the elements, both of which haven't failed us yet.
But wasn’t Princess Twilight kidnapped on multiple occasions? And I could just call the police, but that won’t help if the leftist Union Party runs my city.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278360
>>278330
If Luna could do it all on her own, why would she need multiple ponies to take her place?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278364
278367
>>278277
>we have a lot in common and like similar things
zigger how the buck do you know that
>my family came from a long line of leaders
who the buck cares

>>278356
she may have been kidnapped a few times, but she still helped fix the problem in the end. My point is that they haven't failed us yet even with all of their otherwise failings, so we don't need to worry until they do.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278366
278368
>>278365
are you actually stuck on a plane with a human trying to eat you without access to magic, or are you just asking another stupid question?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278367
278370
>>278364
>zigger how the buck do you know that
Because she is into math and science...? I’m currently going for my MS in compsci, so we’ll have a lot to talk about.
>who the buck cares
A princess would.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278368
278370
>>278366
>are you actually stuck on a plane with a human trying to eat you without access to magic
Don’t we all have to go through that gate that disables our magic before we board? Or is that just for us unicorns, alicorns, and kirin?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278369
>>278365
Original prompt:

How would you react if a human tried to eat you on board an airplane and you had no magic to help?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278370
278371 278372
>>278367
>implying you would ever get to talk to a princess even by clinging to your ancient claim to "royalty"

>>278368
what gate? I've never had to use a gate and I fly all the time!
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278371
278373
>>278370
>>implying you would ever get to talk to a princess even by clinging to your ancient claim to "royalty"
I agree that wouldn’t necessarily work if my family came from peasantry, at least for the last half a millennium, possibly for the entirety of its existence.
>what gate? I've never had to use a gate and I fly all the time!
Then I guess I’m only speaking about larger, international airports such as Canterlot, Crystal City, and Dream Castle, though smaller airports may seem to do horn disabling as well.
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278372
>>278370
>>implying you would ever get to talk to a princess even by clinging to your ancient claim to "royalty"
Isn’t absolutely everyone descended from royalty in one way or another? Though princesses may be looking for more closer relationships.
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278373
278375
>>278371
>smaller airports may seem to do horn disabling as well.
Can confirm. They did it on my flight between Ponyville and Crystal City, though they, for some reason, didn’t want to do it to me.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278375
278376
>>278373
calling it now, they only do it for non-ponies
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278376
278377
>>278375
t. Pony
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278377
278378
>>278376
Yes, yes I am. Are you?
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278378
278379 278381
>>278377
Isn’t that what “t. Pony” means? They didn’t want my horn to be disabled for some reason, even though everypony else’s was.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278379
278381
>>278378
Apologies, I thought you were saying that about me. I wonder why, is there anything about you that would make them think it wasn't necessary for you?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278381
278382
>>278378
>>278379
What if they don’t do it if you pay a premium fare?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278382
278383
>>278381
haven't paid extra on a flight ever since I started realizing 1st class sucks almost as much as coach, m8
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278383
278384 278385
>>278382
So I take it you are neither a unicorn, alicorn, or kirin if you never had to go through that. Since I do fall into one of those, it wouldn’t make sense for me to not have to do that. Maybe their equipment was just broken and they couldn’t disable horns if they couldn’t be re-enabled?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278384
278385
>>278383
can confirm I'm a wing asshat
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278385
278386
>>278383
>>278384
So what would you guys do if there were a barrier against using magic? Personally, I may try to use martial arts against the human. Who knows? Maybe there’d be a lever that’d reveal a 16-ton weight nearby...
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278386
278387
>>278385
are you actually stuck in one of these outlandish situations or will be stuck in one? otherwise you're just wasting time worrying.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278387
278388 278389
>>278386
I’m asking what would happen if my waifu were to arrive and we were going on a pleasant flight from Canterlot to the Mushroom Kingdom and she tried to eat me mid-flight?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278388
>>278387
stick with reality, bro. humans aren't real, you'll never have to worry about that. Worry about if some yak terrorist or something tries to hijack a flight more, that's more likely to happen.
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278389
278390
>>278387
Teleport or sonic rainboom there. If you know where it is or she could provide directions, she could saddle you up and ride on your back at supersonic or photonics speeds. I’ve done that before, but it is exhausting and you’ll lose a lot of magic anyway.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278390
278391
>>278389
Princess Twilight takes an instant to teleport to places, but it could take me upwards of 15 seconds.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278391
278392
>>278390
15 seconds where you won't be worrying about this imaginary human trying to suck your brain out or whatever, or an entire flight where you'll be silently shitting yourself over her suddenly deciding to go feral and tear you apart then and there, ruining all the chance you have with her? take your pick.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278392
278393 278411
>>278391
Any advice on how to refill my magic, then? I don’t know how Princess Twilight keeps teleporting without having to worry about that. Though I may have to ask her if she appears in my dreams again.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278393
278394
>>278392
eat high-calorie food or carry a mana battery? Idk how that forehead peen works, just that it sparks up when it's rubbed.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278394
>>278393
Well, I certainly fulfill my Hope Hollowish stereotype of loving at least most things potato, so there’s that to look forward to. Though I may remember seeing somewhere that warm hugs might do the trick... but that only works when there’s someone to hug you.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278395
278396 278397 278411
A new question to get the topic off humans eating ponies, where would y'all go first if you could go to the human world? I'd go to Australia, the humans there are pretty cool and they've got all sorts of neat wildlife!
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278396
278397 278398
>>278395
I’d say the aforementioned Mushroom Kingdom. It’s my waifu’s hometown, after all, and it looks ever so lovely from what I saw of it. It’s too bad she always gets kidnapped by that horned, shelled dragon, but that’s all the more reason to have a powerful stallion such as myself to protect her.
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278397
278399
>>278395
I’d probably have to say either Yosemite National Park or New York City.
>>278396
>I’d say the aforementioned Mushroom Kingdom.
Out of context, that would make you look like a junkie of sorts.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278398
278400
>>278396
the mushroom kingdom's not canon, choose a real place.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278399
278401 278411
>>278397
Yosemite park is a nice choice, but New York? Isn't that where all those jewish humans live?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278400
278404
>>278398
It’s canon within their canon.
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278401
278402 278404 278411
>>278399
What do you have against Jews?
Anonymous
821d9aa
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No.278402
278403 278404
>>278401
Where do you think you are?
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278403
278404
>>278402
I thought I was on a thread where we could talk about humans, but if we’re singling one particular group out for its meager existence, wouldn’t that violate both “no race mixing” and “no generals”?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278404
278406
>>278400
it's a fictional universe inside a fictional universe, you'd have to luck out twice on that probability lottery.

>>278401
what >>278402 said.

>>278403
what does this mean? Actually, I can't make heads or tails of this. Maybe I'm just tired, but I seriously don't understand. Speak Equish next time, okay?
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278406
278407
>>278404
I thought that groupthink threads and racism were forbidden under site rules. Besides, this sort of logic is what King Sombra and Nightmare Moon used to justify rounding up undesirables and dissidents and forcing them to work and gassing them in concentration camps.

Und ich spreche nur ein bisschen Pönisch.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278407
278435 278439
1494230431473.jpg
>>278406
>groupthink and racism are banned
>muh sombra and nightmare moon tho!!!!!!!
>some shit in german
post discarded
Anonymous
ef05893
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No.278411
278434 278439 278444
>>278399
>>278401
>What do you have against Jews?
Aw horseapples. Look the reasons will spoil the show, but turns it into a thrilling mystery and intrigue plot. It all becomes about the nitty grity how the story unfolds, and what can be done.
It's a real shocking twist that recontextualizes the whole series from its inception.
We put together a detailed theory based on canon information, and deductive reasoning. The lurking knowledge makes sense, and provides a sense of horror. Enabling heroism to shine.
This is about humans, and you know how the writers like to play by the mysterious rules.
>>221790 →

>>278395
The Canterlot mountian equivalent. If not that I have a few places in mind. Sight seeing.
>>278392
>I don’t know how Princess Twilight keeps teleporting without having to worry about that.
An area I'm qualified to talk about. It's three reasons.
First, She lives, breathes, talks, and lives, magic its what she does constantly. Studying and practice. Constant adjustment to her magic for optimal results. Learning new magic and applying it. It's crazy.
Second, she has her cutie mark in magic. We all know what a cutie mark does so skipping ahead.
Thirdly, she turned into an Alicorn. That's an incredible boost.
It's like Saitama, or the body builders, or any of those self improving tales. You have to become a t/üb/er or at least /fit/ to get those insane gains.
I swear I'm not a stalker really. I mean I do collect all the news papers, and spend time digging for information. I might also has dug through all the public files. And bought a telescope for monitoring and research. I may have a poster or two of events they've been to. Also happen to have a friend of a friend of a friend dig through their trash sometimes...
Nope, not a creepy stalker.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278434
>>278411
>The Canterlot mountian equivalent. If not that I have a few places in mind. Sight seeing.
So either Denver or Calgary?
>First, She lives, breathes, talks, and lives, magic its what she does constantly.
Like that one human, Shawn Farquhar, who fooled Penn and Teller twice? And I was told that all I had to do was think about the result and magic would do the rest. Is it all just because I’m too pessimistic?
>Second, she has her cutie mark in magic.
Mine’s pretty weird and hard to explain, but its inexplicability is a part of it.
>And bought a telescope for monitoring and research.
But isn’t that the same as stalking?
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278435
>>278407
>>some shit in german
I thought I was speaking (Modern) Ponish there, which I think is oddly similar to that “German” language.
Anonymous
653f267
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No.278439
>>278407
>>278411
No offense, but this is just a friendly reminder that King Sombra and Nightmare Moon would probably both have liked to see /mlh/ shut down.
>Thirdly, she turned into an Alicorn. That's an incredible boost.
I don’t want to offend the alicorns ITT, but does anyone believe the rumors that sucking off a human turns you into an alicorn?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278444
278445
>>278411
No offense, but what if Princess Twilight lurks ITT?
Anonymous
653f267
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No.278445
>>278444
Trips confirm she may.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278449
278451
Hey Twilight, if you're lurking here, give us a sign! Preferably with timestamp, but I'm sure that you of all ponies would know the protocol for imageboard interactions.
Anonymous
653f267
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No.278451
278453 278461
>>278449
No offense, but I’m not sure whether that’s the way to ask her, no? If she’s a princess, you have to treat her as such. Perhaps this would get her attention.

May it please Your Majesty,

We, the people of the “My Little Human” community, are curious as to your interest and involvement in the aforementioned community, as well as the show it represents. We think that your lessons on friendship could very well apply to the characters in the show, as well as the real life we experience.

Furthermore, we are deeply outraged at the discrimination that the Internet is imposing upon us and would like action to be taken to make sure a free and open Internet is available to all. Equestria would not be where it is today if the Internet were to be censored by corporations or by governments.

I have the honor to be, Mademoiselle, Your Majesty’s humble and obedient servant,

Anon Ymous.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278453
278454
>>278451
>people
quit LARPing, faggot
>kissing ass this hard
>stop internet censorship
I can actually agree with that one, carry on
>more ass kissing
Anonymous
653f267
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No.278454
278455
>>278453
>a** kissing
You mean addressing royalty properly?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278455
>>278454
This is an anonymous imageboard, respect will be properly given once it is proven with image and timestamp that respect is owed. until then, I will criticize your ass kissing all I want.
Anonymous
eba79b7
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No.278461
278465 278468
>>278451
No way, everyone knows Twilight's too cool to talk like a loser from Canterlot.
She outranks everyone there, except maybe Celestia. Why would she talk like them?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278465
278468 278517
>>278461
I'm not doubting that she isn't cool, but she doesn't outrank Luna either. Also, wasn't she born in canterlot?
Anonymous
653f267
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No.278468
>>278465
>>278461
>a loser from Canterlot
But don’t the “losers” there live in p*ss-poor apartments and talk like that one human named Joe Pesci? I have been to the Canterlot slums before, but I don’t mean to sound offensive.
>outranking
But wouldn’t a higher order of society demand talking more “properly”? The educated/professional and noble strata talk in a different manner than that of the working class. Princess Twilight is a member of the former, so we’d naturally expect her to use posh mannerisms.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278517
278518
>>278465
>Also, wasn't she born in canterlot?
Yes, but remember she’s a princess and you have to treat her as such if you want anything out of her.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278518
278520
>>278517
We still don't even have confirmation that she's around here, I'll apologize and give whatever respect she's due once she shows up. Until then, I reserve the right to be a dick over the internet.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278520
278521
>>278518
In the event she does show up, would she be offended by >>278439?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278521
278524
>>278520
I mean
She might be offended by how dumb the question is, but that's about it
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278524
278525
>>278521
So what would you say if the answer to that was something like this... by anyone?

>“That rumor is completely false, since it is scientifically impossible./The impossible love between species creates such a magical event that it turns the pony into an alicorn.”
>“t. Alicorn”
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278525
278526
>>278524
I'd ask whoever said it to not contradict her or himself within the first two sentences
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278526
>>278525
The contradiction is only there because we don’t know whether the rumor is true or false, so I’m giving two possible answers: one for each conclusion. If some random alicorn were to drop by and confirm or deny the rumor, s/he could only state one conclusion.
Anonymous
653f267
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No.278527
278529
Hey, speaking of rumors, isn’t it only just a rumor that Princess Twilight lurks here?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278529
278534
>>278527
I'd definitely say it's just a rumor, I called her out 12 hours ago. Either she's here tomorrow or she's not a lurker, if I'm wrong I'll eat a chicken and livestream it for you fucks.
Anonymous
653f267
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No.278534
>>278529
What if she’s disguising herself as an Anon? If you had to choose which one of us is closest to her, which one would you choose and why?