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Anonfilly Thread - Protection of Homeland Edition
Nueve
No.276120
276121 276124
>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?
Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit

>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharing
Assess how well you fit into the filly hivemind: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/?group=-LdS-38NvfIG9PHPrYB8
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>271054 →
79 replies and 47 files omitted.
Anonymous
No.277092
>>277089
keep going, let's see how this evolves further!
Anonymous
No.277114
>>277089
Go on
Anonymous
No.277116
>>277089
When the bs power is to timetravel by death, moving fast and rope is your friend. Or some chemical, or a knife. Actually combining those methods for insurance and to ensure medical can't fuck with the plan.
Modern magical medicine can extend the suffering for too long and may make you miss your time slot. Unless you can manually do a save point, then it's just extra time to fill in your memory.
Time travel is broken and should be abused for as long as possible.
Mementos, Magic, Journaling, and any means to record memory would be useful for long training montages.
The problem is you have one save to work with.
Anonymous
No.277163
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Anonymous
No.277166
>>277163
qt
Anonymous
No.277180
277181
VerityFeeding.png
>>277082
Anonymous
No.277181
>>277180
I knew Filly would take care of Verity.
Anonymous
No.277182
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>>276804
Relax filly, life is good.
Anonymous
No.277183
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Anonymous
No.277204
277231 277239 277248
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From the drawthread
Anonymous
No.277231
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>>277204
>11 year old filly
Anonymous
No.277233
277248
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Anonymous
No.277237
>>277231
Age approximate, of course. Twiggle’s mistake doesn’t come with exact papers 95% of the time.
Anonymous
No.277239
>>277204
B-but anon is a grown faggot.
Anonymous
No.277245
277247 277248
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I neglected this long enough.
Anonymous
No.277247
>>277245
>second pic
Better version.
Anonymous
No.277248
>>277183
>>277204
>>277233
>>277245
Wew, so many good qt fillies.
Anonymous
No.277287
277290 277295 277305 277306 277307 277426
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>anon gets transformed into a filly
>best years of his life
>tons of hugs and affection and adults caring for you, it's great
>don't have to do anything
>But every little filly becomes a big mare
>Twilight kicks you out of her castle and tells you to find a job and get your own place.
>"You can stay with that one filly friend of yours, what was her name? Starry Anne?"
>Now your life is really stale. You go to your shitty job, you come back to Aryanne's place and crash on her couch, then wake up and do it again.
>You're right back to where you started, a wage slave. A wage slave in Equestria, who is a mare, to be fair, but still, your life hasn't really changed at all.
>This is bullshit.
Anonymous
No.277290
>>277287
>a wage slave
That filly should crash more often at >>>/ub/
Anonymous
No.277295
277305
>>277287
That does make one wonder. What would you all do if you did become a filly and then a big mare in Equestria?
Try to get a job similar to one you had on Earth, given that you already have some experience?
Spend your filly time studying and training for a completely new job?
Become a wandering hobo?
Anonymous
No.277298
>>277296
Kill yourself, cucknigger.
Anonymous
No.277305
>>277287
>>277295
Here is where you play the long game. Some early investment(s).
Call up your best buddy princess Celestia and Luna if they have a foalcon problem.
Offer them and sell the perfect hoser booty, for some lifetime royal cash flow. To catch the predator(s) of couse.
inb4 they jail you for trying to extort the royal princesses
>Equestria doesn't have the problem because magic.
>Try to get a job similar to one you had on Earth, given that you already have some experience?
Being ahead of the tech curve predicting some advancements and what to invest in might be good. However they have magical equivalents, that in some ways are better.
The important part is having fun, not making the world a worse off place, and feeling fulfilled.

If you're gay enough or if Horse land has normal marital marriage, one could try getting married.

But the path I would take is trying to abuse magic.
If I can't publish a historical documentary about humans. Targeted towards adults, only then to find out foals and children across the globe love it. The guts, the gore, the horrific terror inducing tales.
Make a autobiography about having a childhood twice.
Become the moden pony day Diogenes. Then tell the sunbutt princess to get out of your sunlight.
Because Equestia has some pretty damn cool shit in it. Maybe introduce RC cars, airplanes, helicopters, and drones. It'll be niche due to magic, but capitalize on being from a semi sci-fi dystopia.
But practicing the occult would be interesting, and see how Equestrian magic works with science as well.

Oh! If all that falls through, become the mirror verse ambassador to the humans.
inb4 you start an interdimentional war
Better yet start using the magic mirrors to become a successful trader.
If everything doesn't work, the wage slave vs being dependent on the state.
Anonymous
No.277306
277365
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>>277287
D-delet this!
Anonymous
No.277307
>>277287
This mare needs to clean herself up, go outside, and meet a stallion.
Anonymous
No.277315
277322 277324 277328
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Anonymous
No.277322
>>277315
F
Anonymous
No.277324
>>277315
Kek, the good news is that you might have super powers.
Anonymous
No.277328
batakab.jpg
>>277315
batakap
Anonymous
No.277365
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>>277306
Nigger.
Anonymous
No.277370
277371
>>277365
I'm not sure why but that depressed filly looks kinda Seb.
Anonymous
No.277371
277372
>>277370
That reason is the bulging belly
Anonymous
No.277372
>>277371
This.
Lizzerhole Twilight 2
Anonymous
No.277375
Spoilered
>Physical comedy tends to leave little lasting harm.
>"-then the appendix exploded!"
>The apple family gave the appropriate laughter.
>"That's how I met princess Mooner."
>Applejack has a grin, and an ease after being touched, which is uncanny.
<"Come on Twilight tell them about Moon Dancer's party."
>Everything I even slightly knew about Twilight is wrong, when I got here.
>Twilight holding a pie slice pokes a telekinetic finger through the tip, all the way up the top towards the back.
>"Spike and I got her a plushy stuffed bear. See she had a rough time without Mr. Tumbles due to a misplaced restricted book, and the existential dread within."
>Hooked on to every word.
>"Anonymous here even suggested putting the dream catcher teddy with a safety blanket."
>Twilight jumps ontop of Spike and nibbles at the edge of the hole she made in the pie.
>I remember earlier today very clearly.
"Hey, Moon Dancer? What's got you blue?"
>"I..."
>Twilight wiggles her tail in the air.
>"I dream.I dream about souless eyes staring into me."
>Putting my small hoof on her shoulder, I realize Twilight is right there next to me. Breathing hard.
>"Open mine last, it's because it's the best. We need to complete the mission, you'll understand."
>Being pulled put of memory by the delicious food the apples have graciously served.
>"When she opened mine, she cried long and hard tears of joy."
>Applejack though frowns at that new information.
>"Wait a darn tootin second, y'all already left the party by then."
>"Yeah! We're already in the air, because flying by chariot means plans can be discussed without outside intervention."
>Twilight could be charming.
>In a stabbing your darkest fear sort of way.
>What Twilight just told them is biased and true.
>Both your fear, and yourself with your fear while your fear is being stabbed.
>"Well I'm assured of quality and care of the Apple family hospitality, and catering."
>Applejack looks cautiously at Twilight and back towards her relatives.
>"Ah'll head with you, we don't want any misunderstandings when the celebration is so near."
>Twilight's eyes widen
>then so does her grin
>"You would be an excellent second in command of battling Nigh- difficult celebration tasks, yes."
>"Enope."
>"Big Mac."
>After a meaningful looks and a quick gesture he nods.
>So the group increased by one.
>Darn.
>This will have to go in the report.
<"We're looking for ah, a pony named Rainbow Dash."
Anonymous
No.277377
277379
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Been rewatching a lot of Greg's stuff lately since he's been on /mlp/ and decided to make a quick edit from a Peel Off vid.
Here's the thread if you want to pay your respects of whatever: https://boards.4channel.org/mlp/thread/35646291
Anonymous
No.277379
>>277377
>Filly Air Force
Checked 77-3-77.
Anonymous
No.277418
277421 277426 277431 277486
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Anonymous
No.277421
>>277418
>depressed filly
F
/ub/ is waiting.
Anonymous
No.277426
1457565.png
>>277287
>>277365
>>277418
>tfw
Anonymous
No.277431
>>277418
>tfw you drink booze but it doesn't help
>tfw you drink anyway
Anonymous
No.277486
277488
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>>277418
Anonymous
No.277488
277489
Punch-Out!! - Nigga Stole My Bike (Original & New Wii Version).mp4
Mike Tyson_s Punch-Out!! (NES) Music - Bicycle Training
>>277486
Looks like oldfag filly needs some exercise. This calls for a training montage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vebFZ4HzXEM
Anonymous
No.277489
>>277488
Checked Hitler dubs.
Anonymous
No.277494
277499 277519
>>277089
>Be Anonfilly.
>One week after saving Luftkrieg from the train.
>Currently saving up bits for explosives.
>For now, you carry your hunting knife.
>You'd doodling on your math sheet, not really paying attention while all the other fillies and colts struggle with their multiplication tables.
>Some things about being a filly are still pretty okay.
>You're putting the finishing touches on your Moonman fanart when a note lands on your desk from across the room.
>It's crumpled, its origin unknown.
>You open it up, making sure Cheerilee isn't looking as you read it.
>'You're alright, bro. Don't come to school tomorrow.'
>Oh fuck.
>God, it's that faggot Anoncolt.
>But you can play this right into your hooves.
>You look across the room and wink at him.
>He gives you that fat-faced grin.
>If he's shooting up the school, he has explosives.
>You set your save.
...
>"Yeah, they're just all fucking normies man. Fuck em'."
"Yeah-"
>"Especially that bitch Scootaloo. What's so great about Rainbow Dash? Fucking..."
>There's more, but you selectively tune his whining out as you look around the house.
>Crusty cunt aside, he could use a fucking workout routine.
"Do you have any juice?"
>"Oh yeah, sure. Check the fridge."
>Faggot lucked out and got a richfag pushover momfu.
>Twilight might have the royal treasury at her disposal, but whenever you ask her for something the answer is almost always no.
>Well, unless it's a book.
>But that's a whole hour in and of itself while she tells you everything about what kind of books she thinks you'd like.
>You like Twilight and you like talking to her, but the problem is that you'll use up all of your time doing so if you aren't careful.
>Pudgy is leading you to his room, you only know because Twilight set up a playdate with the two of you once.
>You thought he might be alright because he also used to be human, but he's the epitome of lazy neet bastard.
>A little voice in your head tells you that you're jealous you can't live his lifestyle, but you silence it.
>You're not jealous.
>His mom isn't home, or else he'd probably be yelling at her to fuck off or something.
>"Welcome to my abode, m'lady."
"You're way too fucking fat to pull that off ironically man."
>He kinda laughs, but you can see in his eyes that he's a bit pissed.
"So, what are you going to use to do the dirty deed?"
>His eyes light up and he fucks around under his bed for a bit, eventually pulling out a few clusters of stone with ornate runes carved into them.
>You've seen these in one of Twilight's books, it's a damn shame you're an earth pony and he's a unicorn.
>Because those are mana grenades, and now you're going to have to kill yourself.
>"Yeah, I asked my mom for some money to go to the bowling alley and the stupid bitch gave me 200 bits. She'll be home in a few minutes, want to test out the first one on her?"
>The thought sickens you, but you really want to avoid the process of bleeding out.
"Sure, that bitch really has it coming."
>Your voice is wavering a bit since you're fairly sickened, but you don't think he notices.
>"Oh yeah, but if I'm going to go I think I ought to take one last souvenir..."
>You cry out as he wraps you in his field.
"V-very funny bro. >Rape. Can you please let go of me now?"
>"I've been waiting on this for months. You know you're going to enjoy me taking your ass to pound town."
"Please, I want to live this life out without any sexual deviancy. I know you're pent up, but AAAAGH!"
>He penetrates you about as deep as he can, which isn't very deep.
>But with your filly hole being completely unused, it fills you to the brim.
>"You think I'm a fucking neckbeard now? I've got the fucking moves like Jagger, thot!"
>The musical reference would make you cringe if you weren't more focused on trying to get free from the blob of rape behind you.
>"TIME TO-"
>"Hornet! I'm home!~"
>He pulls out, splurting all over the ground.
>Must not have been any longer than half a minute, damn...
>You're somewhat in shock still, but you need to, as the host of Destroy Build Destroy would say; get ready to die.
>Tubby grabs a mana grenade and hides it behind his back, the runes lighting up slowly with the energy from his horn.
From what you understand, when the runes are filled completely, you've got three seconds before the damn thing is going off no matter where it is.
>And the dumb mother fucker is filling it too quickly.
>Oh well, better for you.
>You hug close to him and watch the thing fill to its limit.
>3.
>2.
>1.
>You're sitting back at your desk.
>Trudging through the rest of the day in a haze, you finally tell Cheerilee what's going to happen after everypony else has gone home.
>She doesn't look all that surprised, just disappointed.
>"If anything, I thought you'd be the one to do something like that. Thank you for telling me, holy shit..."
"Can I have some of that bourbon you keep under your desk? I'm not going to get into the details of why I know but it's been a long day."
>"Sure. Just a sip though, you know Twilight will find out if I give you more."
>A taste of the good old days calms you slightly as you trudge home.
>"You're a bit late, what's up dog?"
>Twilight, in theory, knows about the Looney Tunes because you've told her some things.
>In practice, she seems to be completely unable to get any of the catchphrases right.
>Equestria doesn't have a language barriar, but it certainly has a different dialect.
"Can you read to me? It's been a long day."
>"Is your homework done?"
>The two of you say the next part in usion.
"Yes mom, I did it during math."
>"Good filly. Come on then, up on the couch."
>Some things are still pretty nice.
>Hopefully Hornet gets his comeuppance, but that's for the system to decide for now.
You can suggest some scenarios if you want to. No guarantee I'll use them, but if I like one or two I might.
Anonymous
No.277499
277519
>>277494
>colt is a rapey school shooter
yet more reason to have a "no girls allowed" rule
Anonymous
No.277508
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Anonymous
No.277519
>>277494
Wew. That's a clusterfuck and a half. (RIP mental virginity)
Anonfilly has a babysitter or alone, due to Twilight going on a friendship quest. Things happen.
>>277499
Going to check that truth.
>Rolled lucky by the blessings of RNGesus
>>He kinda laughs, but you can see in his eyes that he's a bit pissed.
While I'd like to know how the cunt got to this moment.
>She doesn't look all that surprised, just disappointed.
Hmmmm.
>>"If anything, I thought you'd be the one to do something like that. Thank you for telling me, holy shit..."
Here's to anon, for not being cowed in the face of danger despite being >raped.
Anonymous
No.277523
277525 277558 277563
petthefilly.gif
[Petting intensifies]
Anonymous
No.277525
277548
>>277523
>Tfw supposed to be no flag and isnt letting me delet
Ree

Oh well, ya'll a qt
Anonymous
No.277548
>>277525
nou
Anonymous
No.277558
>>277523
>[Petting intensifies]
YAY!
Anonymous
No.277563
277566
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>>277523
god i wish that were me
Anonymous
No.277566
sweatingfilly.png
>>277563
>ear scritches and bellyrubs
Anonymous
No.277581
277600 277689
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What would happen if Anonfilly got adopted by Rainbow Dash Presents Twilight?

> Be anonfilly.
> You're sitting in your room with Twilight's newly ordered sofa from Quills and Sofas with a beer in hoof.
> You hear Twiggles shouting from the hallway.
> "Anon! Did you take my beer again!"
"Yes! Next time get beer light!"
> "Why don't get your own beer!?"
"You never gave me an allowance."
> "I didn't?"
"No and even if I did I wouldn't be old enough buy any."
>"What are you talking about? Spike buys my beer all the time."
"Becauses he's your slave! I'm your kid."
> "Well... I can change that anytime."
"You wouldn't dare."
Anonymous
No.277587
>>277365
>#2
All of my feels, just.
Anonymous
No.277600
277605 277612
MentallyAdvancedFilly.png
>>277581
I like this idea. Harvey did a mentally advanced filly last thread, based lad.
Anonymous
No.277601
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Anonymous
No.277605
>>277600
>oppression
I wanna be more, I deserve to be more.
It's Purple's fault.
Anonymous
No.277612
277617
>>277600
I hope that Mentally Advanced Series guy is doing okay. His show was what got me into FIM.
Anonymous
No.277617
277671
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>>277612
He stopped by on /mlp/ less than a week ago
https://boards.4channel.org/mlp/thread/35646291
Anonymous
No.277640
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Why yes I do drink straight from the teat, how did you know?
Anonymous
No.277642
277643
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Anonymous
No.277643
yesfilly.png
>>277642
better text
Anonymous
No.277671
>>277617
I'm glad he's doing ok.
Anonymous
No.277689
>>277581
Needs more threats of being left to the public schooling system.
Anonymous
No.277702
277704
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Anonymous
No.277704
>>277702
Aw, what a qt. Don't worry the cup can be refilled at a local dispensary.
Serioisly though milk is good for a growing filly.
Anonymous
No.277711
277721 277723 277728
>>277705
Why do you keep posting this? There's nothing sexual or faggoted about wanting to be magically turned into a little girl.
Anonymous
No.277721
>>277711
Silly filly, that's KYS filly. She's a qt. Nice digits btw
Anonymous
No.277723
gYKkl3a.png
>>277711
>Why do you keep posting this?
Don't worry about it. That annoying filly is already part of the thread.
Anonymous
No.277728
>>277711
Damn, those are really good digits
Anonymous
No.277750
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Anonymous
No.277751
277754
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Anonymous
No.277754
>>277751
cyoot
Anonymous
No.277755
277756 277757 277854
>>277750
What?
The left pony is a colt.
Anonymous
No.277756
>>277755
Get your anoncolt bullshit out of this thread.
Anonymous
No.277757
277759
>>277755
Colts can be qt fillies too. Just ask Rumble.
Anonymous
No.277759
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>>277757
Oh look, an unironic faggot.
Anonymous
No.277760
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Anonymous
No.277761
Anonmare is crashing over at your place. Again. This is the fourth time this week and you're starting to suspect when she isn't here, she's sleeping rough out on the streets.

The thing is, once she gnaws away at your manners just enough that you'll let her stay "a few days at most", she takes that exploitation of your generosity and runs with it.

Sadly, though, that's the only running she does. Much of her time is whiled away on the couch. Yeah, if you had any hopes of sitting on that thing again you can forget it. She stinks the apartment up and complains about how aimless her life is. About how she thought being a mare and having 24/7 access to a pair of teats and a nice plump horsepussy would be divine, but now realizes she actually has to WASH those parts of her.
Which, of course, she doesn't do. You really, really wish she would use your shower. Just once. Even if she'd leave your drain choked up with green fur. It wouldn't matter because at least then your nose wouldn't be under assault every time you neared her.

The main problem is, while you're not as big a loser as her, you're still a fucking loser who can't get a real mare to so much as acknowledge you.

And so, while it's utterly humiliating and you hate yourself for it, you fuck her. It takes a few drinks just to kill off the reasonable doubts. This was once a guy, after all. You're no faggot, and certainly no tranny, but a moist, tight, slimy horsepussy is a moist, tight, slimy horsepussy. When you're pumping in and out of her you can just close your eyes and imagine it's Rarity, or Fluttershy, or Applejack.
Nah. Who are you kidding? Not even Rainbow Dash could smell that bad.
But you know she'll take your cock any time of day, any day of the week. She'll indulge in ANY twisted fantasy or fetish you bring up. She has as few standards as you do, and that would almost make her a perfect match.
But you'll never be able to shake the fact that under all that pony she's still an autistic faggot.
Placeholder
No.277770
277771 277827
Update on my OG story now, still going slow but y'all have been waiting long enough for something after that minor cliffhanger I left you all on.
>Last we checked...
>Nothing happened!
>... Well, Anon finished teaching Luna how to play the basics of 40K and they got through two matches
>Time to see who breaks the tie and comes out on top!

>When you come to, you are inside a colosseum with a table sat in the direct center of it
>Oh, yeah, the winner-takes-whatever-is-offered finale of you and Luna duking it out in small 40K matches
>Well, it seems she isn't here yet, so let's see if we can make things a bit more theatrical, shall we?
>To do that, you're going to need to limit the spawning zone of the dream to a certain area, that being the entryway opposite the one you come from
>Now, how do you do that?
>Well, a good start might be to imagine the place where you spawned in as a box in the dream
>After taking this bounding box, you highlight it with your dream magic and move it to the area where you want Luna to appear in
>After that, you set a pressure plate set to activate other dream happenings when it's triggered by her appearance directly under the box
>Well, now all that's left is for you to get into your own position!
>So you do
>Now, all that's left to do is to wait!
>And you do
>All the way until a voice calls out from behind you
>"Is there any particular reason why you're just standing here?"
>Fuck
>Your shoulders immediately slump and you turn around disappointed in your abilities
"Well, I was trying to set up something that would set off as soon as you showed up, but I didn't set it up right since you didn't even show up where the mechanism's trigger was placed. Well, I'm not letting all this go to waste, so just wait here until you get the signal!"
>"What signal? And what did you mean by a mechanism?"
"Just wait, it'll all become clear soon."
>And with that, you step backwards and teleport yourself over onto the pressure plate, setting it all in motion (slightly) as planned!
>When the pressure plate is triggered, you begin hearing the gate in front of you open and a generic announcer's voice peal out across the colosseum!
>"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HUMAN AND PONY ALIKE, WELCOME TO THE FINAL BATTLE FOR THE FATE OF THE IMPERIUM! HERE, THE IMPERIAL FISTS TAKE ON THE THOUSAND SONS IN A HIGH-OCTANE, FAST-PACED FRENZY OF ACTION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVEN'T BEEN SEEN SINCE THE HORUS HERESY ITSELF! REPRESENTING THE IMPERIAL FISTS, MISTER ANONYMOUS FROM EARTH! REPRESENTING THE THOUSAND SONS, PRINCESS LUNA OF EQUESTRIA! REPRESENTATIVES, PLEASE TAKE YOUR PLACES!"
>With that, you calmly stride out of the now-open gate and into the empty colosseum and begin waving to the nonexistant spectators that don't populate the stands as you walk towards the empty table
>Once you reach the table, you look to the other side of the arena to see Luna looking around to see what exactly you were waving at
>After a sigh, she also walks over to the table and looks up at you with lidded eyes and a smirk
>"When I said to build suspense, I didn't mean to go to all these lengths just for us two."
"I had time, I decided to use it. Besides, I thought it was cool!"
>"Well, it certainly set the mood for the night. So, how are we settling this?"
>Well, there are still two options for what can be done
>Either you both go after objectives and try to hold them (the more balanced of the two), or one of you holding while the other tries to capture (the one that would probably work better with small armies)
>You summon in a coin and flip it, heads is option one and tails is option two
>Right as you catch the coin in your fist, Luna stops you
>"As soon as you observe that coin, it will come up as whatever option your subconscious mind will choose. Would you rather I looked at it and told you the true result?"
>Huh, noted for later
"Yeah, that would probably be a better idea. Go ahead!"
>Upon saying that, you turn your head away and open your fist, allowing Luna to find the true result
>"It's tails, what does that mean?"
"It means that one of us will be holding the objective while the other tries to capture it! Same capture rules as King of the Hill, but different starting points and win conditions. Those should be fairly easy to remember though, one of us starts on the edge of the map while the other on the objective, the holder loses if the attacker captures, and the attacker loses if the holder lasts all 5 turns without a capture happening."
>"Sounds good, let's play!"
>The table is once again set and the minis are summoned, time to see how this goes!
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No.277771
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>>277770

>Be Sergeant Decius of the Imperial Fists
>You're stationed here with your squad, guarding this imperial outpost
>It's a good thing the fists can't lose when it comes to fortifying a defense point, right?
>You and your brothers stand guard over this outpost defending the Imperial supply line supplying this world's war effort
>Suddenly, your radar starts pinging a fat pile of alien contacts
>You and your brothers peek your heads out of your various enforcements to see what's going on outside
>Fucking traitors
>To battlestations!

>Be Sorcerer Azoth of the Thousand Sons
>You and your Rubricae have been sent in to deal with this section of loyalist forces, nothing too hard hopefully
>As you get closer to the site of your attack, you realize something
>Those are Imperial Fist fortifications
>Fucking Abaddon, sending us to the shit areas!
>Oh well, it looks like only a small number
>Something you and your Rubricae should be able to deal with somewhat easily... You hope

>Be Sergeant Decius
>Fucking sorcerors are trying to siege your position!
>Your men are fighting tooth and nail to hold their positions, and are doing quite well
>No casualties thus far, the only thing you have to worry about right now is how much ammunition you all have on hand
>There is no objective the Fists can't hold!

>Be Sorceror Azoth
>These Fists are heavily entrenched... It'll take a small miracle to get them out
>Luckily, miracles happen to be the specialty of your patron god!
>You offer up some prayers to Tzeentch as you cast your next spell, hoping for some shining light to grace you and your rubricae in the next few crucial moments of battle
>As the spell is cast, you feel the light upon you!
>Well, in you
>Your body explodes as your soul is brought to your patron deity, leaving in your place a daemon!
>Not just any daemon either, somehow a fucking Lord of Change has entered the battlefield!
>It seems the miracle has arrived, and not a moment too soon...

>Be Sergeant Decius
>THAT IS A FUCKING LORD OF CHANGE
>You and your men scramble to more defensive positions, but you're not sure what else can be done
>It's only another two minutes before reinforcements arrive, but can you all last that long?
>Yeah, the fists can hold any objective, but not when the fight isn't a fair one!
>Either way, hold this position is what you must do, so you will

>Be Rubricae #213 stationed under Sorceror Azoth (now deceased)
>Things seem to be going well, at least from your limited knowledge
>Your state as a soul bound inside a suit of power armor leaves little room for thought, but you're still left in control now
>Uh... Carry on as planned?
>Sure, that's a good idea
>You lead by example, letting the Lord of Change do as it pleases since you can't really stop it
>Hopefully somebody qualified takes control from you after this...

>Be Sergeant Decius
>It's no use, that Lord of Change has somehow managed to overrun all of your positions singlehandedly
>You give the order to retreat, you all will have to regroup with the reinforcements to break this hold
>Hopefully with your combined might this clog in the line will be cleared, but if not...
>If not, the world is lost

>Be Thianas, Lord of Change
>Some idiot sorceror blew up his own mind to bring you here, you might as well humor his desires while you're here
>You finish scattering those servants of the corpse before breaking open a few rubricae for shits and giggles and disappear back into the warp once everything is clear

>Be Anonymous
>You just firmly lost, sheerly for the stupid luck of Luna rolling to summon a greater daemon from a warp peril
>Fuck...
"Well, you won. I guess the dice just weren't in my favor today. GG anyway, though."
>"It was a well-fought battle, you would've won if I hadn't gotten that lucky. So, is there anything else you'd like to do?"
"Funny you should ask that, I was using that battle as a litmus for if you're ready to learn more. So, would you like to start learning about how vehicles interact with everything?"
>"Sure, that sounds like it'll add quite a bit to the gameplay!"
>She has no idea how broken some vehicles can be
>And you're gonna teach her through demonstration!
>Not now, though
>Now is merely the time to let her get experienced with the vehicles themselves
>So that's what you do for the remainder of the dream!
>. . .
>Wake up
>Take a shit
>Get out of bed
>Not in that order
>Get ready
>Go to school
>Go home
>Spike letter?
>No
>Twilight letter?
>No
>Progress on things?
>Minimal
>Homework?
>Yes...
>Fuck around
>Eat dinner
>Fuck around some more
>Go to bed
>Such is life when waiting

And that's it for now, gonna drop some more of "It's the Little Things next probably so get hype for that. Or don't, I don't control your priorities and am all too familiar with the fact that hype can lead to burns. As always, like/subscribe/whatever you feel is justified for my shit writing!
Anonymous
No.277827
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>>277770
>>277771
Aw yeah! I can't wait for the next installment. Sorry I didn't comment sooner.
>tfw a fellow anon gets rekt by the dream princess
Anonymous
No.277831
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Newf*g here. Is this essentially the /mlpol/ chapter of PTFG?
Anonymous
No.277835
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>>277831
I do belive so but relatively new myself. Not sure if general Anon in Equestria turned pony stuff is allowed but I've been enjoying it here for the times writefags update a story. Sometimes might miss an update on /mlp so can usually find the main ones I'm reading here.
Anonymous
No.277836
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>277831
>277835
Anonymous
No.277837
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>>277835
/mlp/ has banned Anonfilly threads even though PTFG has been up for at least two years.
Anonymous
No.277838
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>>277837
PTFG is the Anonfilly thread.
Anonymous
No.277840
>>277831
>>277835

>PTFG
If you compare it to an inbred half disabled lame cousin by illegal marriage.
Roughly speaking of course.

Anonymous
No.277852
>>277838
ABBO MONKE
Anonymous
No.277854
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>>277755
What can you do when fags are fags?
Anonymous
No.277857
>>277831
>newfag here
You know what you must do.
Posting filly outside /ptfg/ can catch a ban on 4chan, not that they enforce it all the time. Instead, filly migrated here where they can frolick with other fillies, and get brushies and snuggles and occasionally some consentual hoof holding outside the auspices of hostile jannies and mods.
>tl;dr no, /ptfg/ is for faggots
Diamond
!Tiara/Ut6s
No.277864
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>TFW I'll never complete a single fanfic since my stories are generally taking up to a book to develop
Anonymous
No.277917
>>277864
>not continuing your book-sized stories just for the hell of it
>not giving that guy writing that smash fanfic a run for his money
Anonymous
No.277943
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Sai.mp4
>"As you can see, Nonny is wearing Twilalab's proprietary, next generation technology! VR, Supergluey goggles!"
>Filly who was happily playing looks in Twilight's voice's direction.
"Wa?"
>"You can put 'em on! But you can't take them off!"
>Filly tries to take them off but finds they're stuck.
"AH! AAAA! AAAAAAAH!"
>Celestia watches as the filly panics.
>"So... why'd you make this Twilight?" She ask as filly continues to panic.
>"Better than just turning them villans to stone. Got some made for Discord. Figured it'd be funny to watch him panic."
Anonymous
No.277958
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Anonymous
No.277959
>>277958
Ponk!
Anonymous
No.277960
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FillyHugDuo.png

Anonymous
No.277961
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>>277960
N.. no h h homo
Anonymous
No.277963
>>277960
>>277961
Frens.
Anonymous
No.277979
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>month since last update
ded filly