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Funnily enough, we've already been down this road I miss you Stand Proud
, I'm pretty sure there's more jojo filly around, but I don't have them.
Stat the stands
Power: B, can lift a pony over his head
Speed: E, terribly out of shape
Range: C, can fight using fists or mean words
Durability: A, superior human stamina
Precision: B, 20/20 hindsight, knows exactly what he should have done
Gay: C, pretty gay
Huh, I didn't realize that.
Cute JoJo filly
That's kinda hot...
You know what that means?!
>"H-hey, what are you doing with that hose?"
Everytime i see this pic it reminds me of this link http://derpy.me/fillywheelSurprised it still works after all this time>>269822>Hose
Wouldn't a lamp be best to catch and bring her back to Twilight so she can fix the runaway science experiment filly?
How many good filly points is it worth it?
"Can't go peting a dirty filly now can we.">"Where does it say that, hunh!"
"In mah big smoll filly book!"
Let's see what goes into the filly [1d16 = 2]
1 = Dildo
2 = Everything
3 = Squash
4 = Cactus
5 = The dick
6 = Two fists
7 = Fire ants
8 = Horsecock
9 = Dynamite
10 = Banana
11 = Broken glass
12 = Eggplant
13 = Superglue
14 = Barbed wire
15 = Twilicane
16 = Another filly
>You take pride in your filly design.
>You're damn good at it.
>There's a formula to it: removing the names from memories (including the human's own), selecting a race based on an extensive personality analysis, every fine detail down to the color of her coat has to be expertly crafted or the mold won't quite fit.
>But by far your favorite thing about the analysis is seeing their fears, aspirations, and even a peek at what their destiny might imply for a cutie-mark.
>You can make a stubborn filly with a fear of arachnids love you in days if you save her from a nest of giant scorpions, push academic fillies away from friends you think will hinder their development into one of Eqyestria's great minds, or even orchestrate situations that will allow a mark to be formed.
>And they love you for it.
>They don't see you as the puppetmaster that you are, just a loving mother who always knows what's best.
>You softly sigh as you allow the little earth pony with a fear of lightning to nestle into your neck.
>You had scheduled this storm weeks in advance so that you could fit her into your busy schedule of night-time comforting.
>Countless fillies had shared your bed after night-time terrors of some sort over the past six months, from everything to giant wall centipedes to being afraid of the sound the toilet made when it flushed.
>The little things fill a void in your life you didn't know you had until you lost poor sweet little Nonny in that fire...
>Never again will you let anything like that happen to one of your foals.
What happens when Twilight comes up against a filly who also happens to be a chessmaster?
It's all about the order.
So what goes in first. [1d16 = 12]>>269863
That's a green I have to see
This filly must be here.
This actually gave me a flash of rage blindness by the end. Good job, you did well.
But Anon, Mommy Issues and >Rape me were tied for the winning results.
I, uh, missed that there was a poll....WHOOPS
What are you doing in the abuse general?
Last I checked this was the mommy issues general.
No no no, It's the make Twilight's life a living hell general
We can share that title, but pussies who can't appreciate decent green because it hurt their feelings don't belong here.
I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.
Pussies who can't handle a shitpost or even an unironic differing opinion don't belong here either.
Thanks mods. This guy just never gives up.
Anything for the fillies <3
>Well, you don't have a name.
>You don't have much of anything, besides of course your cave and your body.
>You don't even have anyone else to talk to, except the occasional woodland creatures.
>Not to make them seem like less, it's just kinda hard to understand them if they talk too quickly.
>A couple squirrels once offered to take you to someone like you, but you didn't want to burden them, that and the travel is long.
>Living is hard enough, let alone if they had to deal with you.
>Besides, then you couldn't see... whoever it was that always flew around your mountain cave.
>They were massive, much bigger than you, but they had wings like you, but unlike you, they could use them right, and they always appeared from the otherside of the mountain, and went to the peak before taking off.
>They flew around so gracefully, like they weighed nothing at all, only a occasional flap of their massive wings to keep them aloft.
>You have attempted to copy them, learn to fly, but never could.
>You always fell flat, not even catching a breeze.
>Your little green fur would get messy every time, occasional giving you a cut, forcing you to travel to the stream which was quite a bit away.
>But this time you think you understand what you're doing wrong.
>They always started at the peak of the mountain, so it must be you need a bit of fall to pick up speed!
>It only makes sense.
>So you put a bunch of leafs around a sudden flat edge you found on the mountain, to cushion yourself incase you fail.
>It's not alot, maybe a couple hundreds you found on the floor, some a bit old.
>Safety first of course.
>The flat is maybe a 300 foot drop if you had to guess, plenty enough to pick up some air on your wings.
>And so here you are, on the edge watching the peak of the mountain.
>They should be here any moment now, just gonna watch and make sure you understand everything first.
>And as if on a perfect timer, they appeared and landed on the peak.
>They spread their wing, and let the hooves fall to their belly as they jump off and dive headfirst to the ground, then take off after a bit.
>You got it now.
>You take a couple steps away before galloping to the edge and jumping!
>You let your hooves hang limp towards your belly as you spread your wings and point towards the ground.
>You should catch the wind any second now.
>The ground is getting closer quick and those leafs don't look too comfy, especially after the wind spread them out alot more.
>You close your eyes and try to move your wings in a flapping motion to pickup some lift, but it doesn't feel like it's working.
>You eventually brace for impact by tightening your muscles.
>This is it...
>What a life...
>You feel like you hit something, but you're not in pain.
>Either the leafs worked or you died.
>Cracking open your eyes you see you're moving through the air.
>Must be dead then, your wings are closed and-
>"What in Faust name were you thinking!?" A feminine voice yells.
>You look up and see, them.
>That pony you saw always flying so high above you.
>She has her hooves hooked under yours as she comes to a landing, placing you down and landing infront of you.
>"You could have died little filly! You should know better than to fly with wings so messed up, have you not been preening? Your parents must be worried sick! What were you-"
>You are standing next to a pony... another living pony.
>Is your breathing getting quicker?
>They're talking to you.
>Actually talking to you, not like how animals do, where you can understand but only hardly, she's actually speaking to you.
>When'd it get cold?
>"Dear, are you okay? You didn't hit anything did you?" She ask to a mind that's not listening as she puts a hoof on your side.
>They're touching you, a hoof, like yours, but not, is touching you.
>It's a warmth you never knew, even with snuggling with bears.
>"I'm sorry! Did that hurt, you're okay, it's okay, calm down dear!" She says taking the warmth of her hoof away as her face looks fearful.
>A face, a genuine other face, like yours, and it is worried for you.
>Not just your reflection, another pony is worried about you.
>Why is the world twisting?
>"Woah!" She lunges forward, but you don't know why.
>You don't figure out as the world goes dark.
>>269967>Be Celestia.>You're flying back to Canterlot castle to get some medical assistance for this green filly.>You don't know what happened, you had saved her and then justifiably were going to scold such dangerous actions, and she started hyperventilating and...>You land infront of some doctors you spotted outside of the medical building.>Both mares are quick to rush to your side and get to checking her out.>"What happened?" The light blue one ask as she checks her pupils.
"I-I don't know, she jumped off a cliff, but I caught her before she hit the ground.">"Possibly concussion, maybe she nicked something you didn't see." She says as the other loads the filly onto her back before continuing the inspection as they moved.>You follow after as the pegasus doctor hovers over her colleague and continues.>"Her wings show scarring and trauma, possibly multiple crashes, very rough ones. Possibly trying to learn to fly, though with such damaged primaries she wouldn't even glide without going into a flat spin. What else happened?"
"I landed and went to scold her for doing such a dangerous thing. She started hyperventilating, her pupils shrunk, I felt her but she was cold, and she started screaming, so I backed off, then she just... froze, and fell over, passed out. D-Did I do something wrong?">"Not likely." The pegasus says.>"Maybe she was star struck?" The one carrying her ask.>"No, that wouldn't explain the coldness and pupils, that normally signifies terror. Possibly she has brain issues.">Another mare, a unicorn doctor joins in the group and a couple nurses start following behind.>"She seems malnourished. Where'd you find her princess?"
"Behind Canterlot mountain.">"Could she have been abandoned there?" The mare carrying ask.>"No. Nopony would abandon a filly in the woods like that. Somepony would have reported her by now, that or she wouldn't have made it for long." The unicorn says.>"She's a pegasus, they can connect with animals easier, they could have taken pitty on her and helped. Clouds from Cloudsdale all the time, she could have been on a part that split off and nopony noticed. Somepony have a search party deployed. See if they can find a den or anymore fillies out there." The pegasus says.>"Let's get a brain scan done, see what we're working with." The unicorn says as she begins to guide the group.>You're stopped by one of the nurses.>"Princess, we're going to need you to show us where she was found.">Your wings are uncomfortable as they finick around as you watch the group turn a corner out of your sight.
"Y-Yes, of couse. She'll be alright, right?">"We can't say right now. We'll keep you updated. Now come on, let's go get someponies together for a search.">You nod.>As much as you've seen, seeing a filly hurt is not something you can not shrug off...
Here, have your milf on adopted daughter fetish
Solid start, really wanting more>>269980
They look like a bunch of retards around the kiddy pool and one of them shat in it, probably the one on the left who looks oddly satisfied.
That's an original start.
>ur a filly
>>269978>Gay replaces Development Potential
SUPREMELY BASED AND REDPILLED
>>269986>They look like a bunch of retards around the kiddy pool and one of them shat in it, probably the one on the left who looks oddly satisfied.
It's a spin the bottle pic I made that's supposed to look like shit. I think I spent five minutes on it max.
You should drop MS Paint and go pirate Photoshop
When push came to shove the other fillies, and colts got sick of Anon saying they're all faggots.
So they got an 'expert' to prove once and for all if Anonfilly is a fag.
This Catch-22 situation has stumped Anon for many moons.
But the final choice looms ever closer.
IIIIIT'S FRIDAY NIGHT FILLIES!
After a successful raid to Berry Punch's stash, we are finally ready to game and drink and party all night long!
But there's a catch, each filly is only allowed to drink whatever is inside the box they managed to raid themselves although nothing prevents other fillies from sharing an unit of theirs with you if they so wish
Roll [ 1d20 ] to open up and find out what your box was filled with, last digit of your post being how many units of the thing were inside of it
1 - Nothing
2 - Bleach
3 - Water
4 - Milk
5 - Chocolate milk
6 - Soda
7 - Sorted mini juice boxes
8 - Royal Apple juice
9 - Kirin beer
10 - Someone's cum stash
11 - Your choice(dubs)
12 - Bud Wiser
13 - Heinekin
14 - Marehatten Lager
15 - Sweet Apple Acres Cider
16 - Arrogant Bastard Yak Ale
17 - Sierra Crystal Nevada Pale Ale
18 - Berry Punch's Berry Special
19 - Sweet Apple Acres Zap Apple Special
20 - Celestial Founders Breakfast Stout
Reminder to try and avoid getting Twilight's attention like last time though, no one wants a repeat of the good filly points depression
Do I have to drink >>270038
or can I sell it for a favor or something?
>>270037>Off by one from the blessed chocolate milk
FUG, guess I'm staying pure and sober this time>>270039
Its yours for the duration of the party, purple confiscates everything strange on the castle once the sun rises and she wakes up or if some fag tips her up about the party
Then I hide it outside the castle for my own purposes later. Can I do that?
At least I have a chocolate milk box? For some reason I feel like Discord was behind this.>>270045
Going to go curl up in my box now.
Castle is locked for everyone to sleep at night, if ya can jump out and back in without waking her, being a magical lock being opened at a weird time and all that
Hopefully your hidey hole is good enough so other passer by's don't find it as well>>270043>>270046
Sorry fam, but them's the rules
You can have one of my milk jars though, going a whole party dry would suck
Both so close, yet so far...
Thanks mate, I owe you one.>>270050
My condolences. At least the true booze and fun is the friends we made along the way.
Have this milk jar if you want frien.
I have a shovel and a pair of perfectly good wings, I think I can do this. Not to mention I'm firmly on purple's good side, so I think I can get away with it if I do it right. Hiding 8 berry specials outside for a rainy day, each one can be bought for a (You)!
I don't even drink, but at least I got a box out of it.
So what game shall be played first?
How easily does Purple get up anyway?>>270058
You win 100% of the vote.
Neat, let's go to blood gulch!
Discordniggers please kys.
Waste of double dubs and heil dubs, I might hate discord as much as the next Anon, but that was just low fucking quality, step up your shitposting.
I hate Discord more than you and I still think that was a waste of good numbers.
Nice job copying the Aussie's homework, Nigel. Now fuck off, you aren't wanted here either.
Let's see what the adults have to say about it.
"If you insist.">Ziiiip
On the back of the card
Sex: Yes, please!>>270121That's a cute
I blame the magical Infinite Sex Pass.
Where do I apply to get my pass?
"I don't wanna get up yet."
>"Neither do I, subject."
Here lies Filly she died a virgin.
That's very snugg with Sunbutt the wise.
Interesting. Time for some more pony shenanigans and machines that move about.
>>269968>Be Trail Feather, animal tracker.>You are flying out with the princess and a couple other trackers and guards.>Apparently some little green pegasus filly was found out in the wild trying to off herself behind Canterlot.>The princess hovers around a flat cliff.>"Right around here was where I saw her falling." She says.>There's a few nods as ponies get to work.>You first check the ledge safest to jump from and are quick to notice it's fairly accessible by a natural trail.>Looking down from the cliff you see a unnaturally large pack of leafs, a bit spread out from wind.>Well, she may have not been trying to off herself, she's just like a regular filly, stupid.
You start walking down the trail and find hoof prints occasionally. Small, definitely where she jumped then.>Now for the hard part, finding a den.>You try to follow the trail, but one you get off the mountain it becomes much more difficult.>A quick blow of a whistle lets everypony know to group up on you.
"We should begin our search for a den or something here, this is where the trail cuts off.">They nod and they're off on the hunt.>A couple of guards are calling out to get the attention of any possible other fillies lost out here, others are looking for animals for the nature connected pegasus to talk to.>You look around for a bit until you find a squirrel.
"Hey, buddy.">You say gently catching it's attention.>"Tktktktktk?(Yeah, what you need?)" It replies.
"I was wondering if you knew anything about a green filly?">"(Little one? Black mane, messed up wings?") It ask imitating wings flapping.
"Yeah, why was she out here?">It shrugs.>"(Donno, she was out here since I was born, everyone just kinda helped her out. Tried to make sure she didn't get hurt. She started trying to fly and never could though. Kept seeing Celestia and it made her have more resolve to keep trying.)"
"Celestia knew about her?">Shakes it's head no.>"(Nah, she would just fly around, probably never saw the filly.)"
"Why didn't you tell anypony?">"(I would have, but the filly didn't want to burden anyone. Even offered to lead her to a friend of a friend named Fluttershy.)"
"And she denied?">"(Yep.)">Strange... filly must have never met another pony to be so adamant about not being a 'burden'.
"Can you lead me to where she lives?">"(Fluttershy?)"
"No, the filly.">"(Oh, duh, right.)"
>>270117>"Wow Anon, you're only 22? What's wrong with your society that they force a child into work at that age!?"
"…uh, what?">"I mean, come on! How are you supposed to have a childhood like that!?"
"I actually had a pretty nice childhood, but I'm really an adult now so-">"Nonsense, Anon! You can't possibly be an adult at only 22. I mean I'm almost 80, and I still feel like I should be in school! If only so I can study more…"
"…is this going anywhere? 'Cause I think we need to have a discussion about relevant timescales and how they apply to our respective universes or something like that.">"Nope. I'm going to turn you into a filly, so you can have all that lost childhood back!"
"What the hell does that mea-">BZZZZAAAAAAP>"Perfect! Enjoy your newfound freedom, Anon!"
"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE"
Very nice. RIP Anon's penis.
400 is old age with 18 as the human equivalent. (90 ish for females)