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Anonfilly Thread - New Code Edition
Anonymous
No.267981
267983 267991 267997
Filly hacks into mainframe.

>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?
Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit

>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharing
Assess how well you fit into the filly hivemind: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/?group=-LdS-38NvfIG9PHPrYB8
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>264739 →
512 replies and 271 files omitted.
Anonymous
No.269813
269821 269857
FillyWantsIt.png

Anonymous
No.269814
269815 269816 269818
FillyStandu.png
>>269755
>>269756
>>269766
>>269768
>>269776
>>269781
If the thread can decide on one, I will draw.
Anonymous
No.269815
1534283811380-4.jpg
>>269814
https://www.strawpoll.me/20199320
Let the games begin.
Anonymous
No.269816
269819
1454261892336.png
1455062178701.png
>>269814
Funnily enough, we've already been down this road I miss you Stand Proud, I'm pretty sure there's more jojo filly around, but I don't have them.
Anonymous
No.269818
>>269814
Stat the stands

Anon
Power: B, can lift a pony over his head
Speed: E, terribly out of shape
Range: C, can fight using fists or mean words
Durability: A, superior human stamina
Precision: B, 20/20 hindsight, knows exactly what he should have done
Gay: C, pretty gay
Anonymous
No.269819
>>269816
Huh, I didn't realize that.
Cute JoJo filly
Anonymous
No.269821
269823 269857
1584246533530.jpg
>>269813
That's kinda hot...
Really hot...
You know what that means?!
Anonymous
No.269822
269823 269827
GrandMoffAnnon.png
>"H-hey, what are you doing with that hose?"
Anonymous
No.269823
269832
>>269821
Everytime i see this pic it reminds me of this link http://derpy.me/fillywheel
Surprised it still works after all this time

>>269822
>Hose
Wouldn't a lamp be best to catch and bring her back to Twilight so she can fix the runaway science experiment filly?
How many good filly points is it worth it?
Anonymous
No.269827
1579859296064.jpg
>>269822
"Can't go peting a dirty filly now can we."
>"Where does it say that, hunh!"
"In mah big smoll filly book!"
Anonymous
No.269832
269835
>>269823
>Wouldn't a lamp be best to catch and bring her back
The implications here are that water destroys moth wings.
Anonymous
No.269835
>>269832
Didn't knew that, oof
And what if the science filly was a pegasus? Destroying her wings like that...poor fag

Anonymous
No.269857
269859 269865
>>269821
>>269813
Let's see what goes into the filly [1d16 = 2]

1 = Dildo
2 = Everything
3 = Squash
4 = Cactus
5 = The dick
6 = Two fists
7 = Fire ants
8 = Horsecock
9 = Dynamite
10 = Banana
11 = Broken glass
12 = Eggplant
13 = Superglue
14 = Barbed wire
15 = Twilicane
16 = Another filly
Anonymous
No.269859
269865
>>269857
It's worse. Everything includes itself, so recursive insertion, the filly's vagoober is now a black hole.
Anonymous
No.269861
269862 269863 269865
>You take pride in your filly design.
>You're damn good at it.
>There's a formula to it: removing the names from memories (including the human's own), selecting a race based on an extensive personality analysis, every fine detail down to the color of her coat has to be expertly crafted or the mold won't quite fit.
>But by far your favorite thing about the analysis is seeing their fears, aspirations, and even a peek at what their destiny might imply for a cutie-mark.
>You can make a stubborn filly with a fear of arachnids love you in days if you save her from a nest of giant scorpions, push academic fillies away from friends you think will hinder their development into one of Eqyestria's great minds, or even orchestrate situations that will allow a mark to be formed.
>And they love you for it.
>They don't see you as the puppetmaster that you are, just a loving mother who always knows what's best.
>You softly sigh as you allow the little earth pony with a fear of lightning to nestle into your neck.
>You had scheduled this storm weeks in advance so that you could fit her into your busy schedule of night-time comforting.
>Countless fillies had shared your bed after night-time terrors of some sort over the past six months, from everything to giant wall centipedes to being afraid of the sound the toilet made when it flushed.
>The little things fill a void in your life you didn't know you had until you lost poor sweet little Nonny in that fire...
>Never again will you let anything like that happen to one of your foals.
Anonymous
No.269862
269907
it's shit.png
>>269861
Anonymous
No.269863
269865
>>269861
What happens when Twilight comes up against a filly who also happens to be a chessmaster?
Anonymous
No.269865
1579720719577.png
>>269861
>pic related
>>269857
>>269859
It's all about the order.
So what goes in first. [1d16 = 12]
>>269863
That's a green I have to see
Anonymous
No.269866
My Little Pony - Anonfilly - Face mask.jpg
Pic repost.
This filly must be here.
Anonymous
No.269870
>>269351
This actually gave me a flash of rage blindness by the end. Good job, you did well.
Anonymous
No.269886
269902
FillyStandu.png

Anonymous
No.269902
269906
>>269886
But Anon, Mommy Issues and >Rape me were tied for the winning results.
Anonymous
No.269906
269951
>>269902
….
I, uh, missed that there was a poll....
WHOOPS
Anonymous
No.269907
269910
>>269862
What are you doing in the abuse general?
Anonymous
No.269910
269913 269917
>>269907
Last I checked this was the mommy issues general.
Anonymous
No.269913
>>269910
No no no, It's the make Twilight's life a living hell general
Anonymous
No.269917
269926
>>269910
We can share that title, but pussies who can't appreciate decent green because it hurt their feelings don't belong here.
Anonymous
No.269918
269924
fillypee.png
I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.
Anonymous
No.269924
A78C5685-5EC3-45EA-B5E6-5B547A0F600F.jpeg
>>269918
Based
Anonymous
No.269926
269931
>>269917
Pussies who can't handle a shitpost or even an unironic differing opinion don't belong here either.
Anonymous
No.269931
>>269926
Cry moar normalfag.
Anonymous
No.269939
269940
Thanks mods. This guy just never gives up.
Anonymous
No.269940
>>269939
Anything for the fillies <3
Anonymous
No.269944
269948
CC801EF8-46A5-4999-B201-4E7CB7B3F4EA.png
Licks hoof
Niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
Anonymous
No.269948
52D72FCC-8298-4F12-9278-4FB7E54DB3F2.png
>>269944
Now with wings!
Anonymous
No.269951
269978
>>269906
Gib mommy issues stand
Anonymous
No.269967
269968
>You are...
>Well, you don't have a name.
>You don't have much of anything, besides of course your cave and your body.
>You don't even have anyone else to talk to, except the occasional woodland creatures.
>Not to make them seem like less, it's just kinda hard to understand them if they talk too quickly.
>A couple squirrels once offered to take you to someone like you, but you didn't want to burden them, that and the travel is long.
>Living is hard enough, let alone if they had to deal with you.
>Besides, then you couldn't see... whoever it was that always flew around your mountain cave.
>They were massive, much bigger than you, but they had wings like you, but unlike you, they could use them right, and they always appeared from the otherside of the mountain, and went to the peak before taking off.
>They flew around so gracefully, like they weighed nothing at all, only a occasional flap of their massive wings to keep them aloft.
>You have attempted to copy them, learn to fly, but never could.
>You always fell flat, not even catching a breeze.
>Your little green fur would get messy every time, occasional giving you a cut, forcing you to travel to the stream which was quite a bit away.
>But this time you think you understand what you're doing wrong.
>They always started at the peak of the mountain, so it must be you need a bit of fall to pick up speed!
>It only makes sense.
>So you put a bunch of leafs around a sudden flat edge you found on the mountain, to cushion yourself incase you fail.
>It's not alot, maybe a couple hundreds you found on the floor, some a bit old.
>Safety first of course.
>The flat is maybe a 300 foot drop if you had to guess, plenty enough to pick up some air on your wings.
>And so here you are, on the edge watching the peak of the mountain.
>They should be here any moment now, just gonna watch and make sure you understand everything first.
>And as if on a perfect timer, they appeared and landed on the peak.
>They spread their wing, and let the hooves fall to their belly as they jump off and dive headfirst to the ground, then take off after a bit.
>Right!
>You got it now.
>You take a couple steps away before galloping to the edge and jumping!
>You let your hooves hang limp towards your belly as you spread your wings and point towards the ground.
>You should catch the wind any second now.
>Any second...
>The ground is getting closer quick and those leafs don't look too comfy, especially after the wind spread them out alot more.
>You close your eyes and try to move your wings in a flapping motion to pickup some lift, but it doesn't feel like it's working.
>You eventually brace for impact by tightening your muscles.
>This is it...
>What a life...
>...FWOOMP
>...
>You feel like you hit something, but you're not in pain.
>Either the leafs worked or you died.
>Cracking open your eyes you see you're moving through the air.
>Must be dead then, your wings are closed and-
>"What in Faust name were you thinking!?" A feminine voice yells.
>You look up and see, them.
>That pony you saw always flying so high above you.
>She has her hooves hooked under yours as she comes to a landing, placing you down and landing infront of you.
>"You could have died little filly! You should know better than to fly with wings so messed up, have you not been preening? Your parents must be worried sick! What were you-"
>You are standing next to a pony... another living pony.
>Is your breathing getting quicker?
>"Little filly?"
>They're talking to you.
>Actually talking to you, not like how animals do, where you can understand but only hardly, she's actually speaking to you.
>When'd it get cold?
>"Dear, are you okay? You didn't hit anything did you?" She ask to a mind that's not listening as she puts a hoof on your side.
>They're touching you, a hoof, like yours, but not, is touching you.
>It's a warmth you never knew, even with snuggling with bears.
>Who's screaming?
>"I'm sorry! Did that hurt, you're okay, it's okay, calm down dear!" She says taking the warmth of her hoof away as her face looks fearful.
>A face, a genuine other face, like yours, and it is worried for you.
>Not just your reflection, another pony is worried about you.
>Why is the world twisting?
>"Woah!" She lunges forward, but you don't know why.
>You don't figure out as the world goes dark.
Anonymous
No.269968
269986 269989 270159
>>269967
>Be Celestia.
>You're flying back to Canterlot castle to get some medical assistance for this green filly.
>You don't know what happened, you had saved her and then justifiably were going to scold such dangerous actions, and she started hyperventilating and...
>You land infront of some doctors you spotted outside of the medical building.
>Both mares are quick to rush to your side and get to checking her out.
>"What happened?" The light blue one ask as she checks her pupils.
"I-I don't know, she jumped off a cliff, but I caught her before she hit the ground."
>"Possibly concussion, maybe she nicked something you didn't see." She says as the other loads the filly onto her back before continuing the inspection as they moved.
>You follow after as the pegasus doctor hovers over her colleague and continues.
>"Her wings show scarring and trauma, possibly multiple crashes, very rough ones. Possibly trying to learn to fly, though with such damaged primaries she wouldn't even glide without going into a flat spin. What else happened?"
"I landed and went to scold her for doing such a dangerous thing. She started hyperventilating, her pupils shrunk, I felt her but she was cold, and she started screaming, so I backed off, then she just... froze, and fell over, passed out. D-Did I do something wrong?"
>"Not likely." The pegasus says.
>"Maybe she was star struck?" The one carrying her ask.
>"No, that wouldn't explain the coldness and pupils, that normally signifies terror. Possibly she has brain issues."
>Another mare, a unicorn doctor joins in the group and a couple nurses start following behind.
>"She seems malnourished. Where'd you find her princess?"
"Behind Canterlot mountain."
>"Could she have been abandoned there?" The mare carrying ask.
>"No. Nopony would abandon a filly in the woods like that. Somepony would have reported her by now, that or she wouldn't have made it for long." The unicorn says.
>"She's a pegasus, they can connect with animals easier, they could have taken pitty on her and helped. Clouds from Cloudsdale all the time, she could have been on a part that split off and nopony noticed. Somepony have a search party deployed. See if they can find a den or anymore fillies out there." The pegasus says.
>"Let's get a brain scan done, see what we're working with." The unicorn says as she begins to guide the group.
>You're stopped by one of the nurses.
>"Princess, we're going to need you to show us where she was found."
>Your wings are uncomfortable as they finick around as you watch the group turn a corner out of your sight.
"Y-Yes, of couse. She'll be alright, right?"
>"We can't say right now. We'll keep you updated. Now come on, let's go get someponies together for a search."
>You nod.
>As much as you've seen, seeing a filly hurt is not something you can not shrug off...
Anonymous
No.269976
Buckin'Fillies.png

Anonymous
No.269978
269980 269996
FillyStandu2.png
>>269951
Here, have your milf on adopted daughter fetish
Anonymous
No.269980
269986
SpinTheBottle.png
>>269978
Based, thank you.
Anonymous
No.269986
270001
>>269968
Solid start, really wanting more
>>269980
They look like a bunch of retards around the kiddy pool and one of them shat in it, probably the one on the left who looks oddly satisfied.
Anonymous
No.269989
>>269968
That's an original start.
Please continue.
Anonymous
No.269991
headpats.png
>be filly
>ur a filly
>good filly
Anonymous
No.269996
>>269978
>Gay replaces Development Potential
SUPREMELY BASED AND REDPILLED
Anonymous
No.270001
270011
>>269986
>They look like a bunch of retards around the kiddy pool and one of them shat in it, probably the one on the left who looks oddly satisfied.
It's a spin the bottle pic I made that's supposed to look like shit. I think I spent five minutes on it max.
Anonymous
No.270011
>>270001
You should drop MS Paint and go pirate Photoshop
Anonymous
No.270025
270033
1924586.png

Anonymous
No.270033
Spoilered
>>270025
When push came to shove the other fillies, and colts got sick of Anon saying they're all faggots.
So they got an 'expert' to prove once and for all if Anonfilly is a fag.
This Catch-22 situation has stumped Anon for many moons.
But the final choice looms ever closer.
Anonymous
No.270035
270036 270037 270038 270039 270040 270049 270050 270062 270067 270115
headbang.gif
IIIIIT'S FRIDAY NIGHT FILLIES!

After a successful raid to Berry Punch's stash, we are finally ready to game and drink and party all night long!
But there's a catch, each filly is only allowed to drink whatever is inside the box they managed to raid themselves although nothing prevents other fillies from sharing an unit of theirs with you if they so wish

Roll [ 1d20 ] to open up and find out what your box was filled with, last digit of your post being how many units of the thing were inside of it
1 - Nothing
2 - Bleach
3 - Water
4 - Milk
5 - Chocolate milk
6 - Soda
7 - Sorted mini juice boxes
8 - Royal Apple juice
9 - Kirin beer
10 - Someone's cum stash
11 - Your choice(dubs)
12 - Bud Wiser
13 - Heinekin
14 - Marehatten Lager
15 - Sweet Apple Acres Cider
16 - Arrogant Bastard Yak Ale
17 - Sierra Crystal Nevada Pale Ale
18 - Berry Punch's Berry Special
19 - Sweet Apple Acres Zap Apple Special
20 - Celestial Founders Breakfast Stout

Reminder to try and avoid getting Twilight's attention like last time though, no one wants a repeat of the good filly points depression
Anonymous
No.270036
>>270035
[1d20 = 18]
Anonymous
No.270037
270041
>>270035
And rolling [1d20 = 4]
Anonymous
No.270038
270039
>>270035
[1d20 = 18]
Anonymous
No.270039
270041
>>270035
Do I have to drink >>270038 or can I sell it for a favor or something?
OccultFacade
No.270040
270043 270046
>>270035
[1d20 = 5]
Anonymous
No.270041
270042
>>270037
>Off by one from the blessed chocolate milk
FUG, guess I'm staying pure and sober this time

>>270039
Its yours for the duration of the party, purple confiscates everything strange on the castle once the sun rises and she wakes up or if some fag tips her up about the party
Anonymous
No.270042
270047
>>270041
Then I hide it outside the castle for my own purposes later. Can I do that?
Anonymous
No.270043
270045 270046 270047
MissionFailed.png
>>270040
>Gets the choccy milk
>Zero units
Anonymous
No.270045
270046
>>270043
that's what happens when someone namefags needlessly
OccultFacade
No.270046
270047 270048
>>270040
>>270043
At least I have a chocolate milk box? For some reason I feel like Discord was behind this.
>>270045
Going to go curl up in my box now.
Anonymous
No.270047
270052
>>270042
Castle is locked for everyone to sleep at night, if ya can jump out and back in without waking her, being a magical lock being opened at a weird time and all that
Hopefully your hidey hole is good enough so other passer by's don't find it as well

>>270043
>>270046
Sorry fam, but them's the rules
F
Anonymous
No.270048
270051
anonfillyfamilytime.jpg
>>270046
You can have one of my milk jars though, going a whole party dry would suck
Both so close, yet so far...
Anonymous
No.270049
>>270035
Rollan
[1d20 = 16]
Anonymous
No.270050
270051
1453356112666.png
>>270035
Fuck it. Rollan.
[1d20 = 14]
OccultFacade
No.270051
270054
>>270048
Thanks mate, I owe you one.
>>270050
My condolences. At least the true booze and fun is the friends we made along the way.
Have this milk jar if you want frien.
Anonymous
No.270052
>>270047
I have a shovel and a pair of perfectly good wings, I think I can do this. Not to mention I'm firmly on purple's good side, so I think I can get away with it if I do it right. Hiding 8 berry specials outside for a rainy day, each one can be bought for a (You)!
Anonymous
No.270054
>>270051
I don't even drink, but at least I got a box out of it.
Anonymous
No.270056
270058
So what game shall be played first?
Anonymous
No.270058
270062
>>270056
I vote halo
Anonymous
No.270062
270063
>>270035
How easily does Purple get up anyway?
>>270058
You win 100% of the vote.
Anonymous
No.270063
>>270062
Neat, let's go to blood gulch!
Anonymous
No.270067
270070 270071
000369197032.png
>>270035
[1d20 = 7]
Anonymous
No.270070
Spoilered
>>270067
Very nice
Anonymous
No.270071
5151.png
>>270067
Anonymous
No.270088
270090 270091 270101
Discordniggers please kys.
Anonymous
No.270090
Spoilered
>>270088
Anonymous
No.270091
>>270088
Waste of double dubs and heil dubs, I might hate discord as much as the next Anon, but that was just low fucking quality, step up your shitposting.
Anonymous
No.270101
270106
>>270088
I hate Discord more than you and I still think that was a waste of good numbers.
Anonymous
No.270106
>>270101
Nice job copying the Aussie's homework, Nigel. Now fuck off, you aren't wanted here either.
Diamond
!Tiara/Ut6s
No.270113
270115 270131 270151
2304610.png
>>269712
>Anon's talking with Glimmer about my day, mostly bullshitting
>Normal he don't trust her and she don't trust him either.
>The whole diner is just Anon and Glimmer on a large table, without any noise, just silence, disturbed by the ticking of a large clock on the living room.
>When Twilight isn't around they only are stuck in that huge castle reminescent of a past thing that turned a page between solid moments and confused times where she thinks she's a real princess.
>Anon's asking her «Did she told you anything?»
>She's making a face «That's top secret. It's a new kind of threat for Equestria and the world.»
>Anon sighs. «You know I'm gonna find out soon or late.»
>«I still don't get why Twilight keeps you here.»
>Anon's mocking her as he picks a jar of wine and refills his glass. «Ow well, I was wondering the same thing about you. She just hates being alone that's a thing.» You're not gonna tell me what she's up to? If there's something I can do?
>«like what?» she interjected.
>Anon's passing her the bottle humming "starlight" by Muse «Far away... This ship has taken me far away... I'm still curious, what kind of monster is it this time, between us nothing's secret.»
>Starlight's sipping some wine knowing she can't even trust Twi about keeping her past a secret.
>Anon is using some tactic to know more. «Bet she recounts you everything she thinks she knows about me, might have also wrote about it on her big books, never checked it.»
>Starlight kind of knows now she's been caught lurking in Twilight's office. «Alien invasion or something.»
>Anon's a bit shook «wew. Aliens? You think the magic of friendsip will do this time?»
>she's laughing. «Changeling kind of aliens. Even harder, they are indeed responsible of the blackout over three regions. Can you believe that? Twilight is investigating, she demands the throne and full powers again.»
>Anon:«The good new is that at least we know we're not alone in the universe anymore!»
>Starlight:«I still don't believe it. Might be some new kind of threat from our own world so I'm waiting here til she needs me.»

>Anon's finishing his glass, moves the dishes and a now empty plate of fries to the kitchen's sink.
>Anon: «Going to bed early tonight, kinda tired.»
>Starlight: «not even going to jerk at anatomy and sex-related books?»
>Anon: «Nah at best I'm gonna keep studying how we program on your hardware, it's cryptic as hell.»
>Starlight: «Ah yeah you're into computers again. Don't fuck SilverSpoon.»
>Anon's frowning: «Glimmer, I am not you. Come to bed.»
>Starlight: «You're kind of direct, Anon.»
>Anon's grinning. «It's a win win situation, I changed my mind, let's discuss this whole alien changeling thing in my room. I'm sure I can make you speak.»
>Starlight's looking around, nods and follow him.

>Few minutes later he's frotting his vagina against hers, carressing her clit with patience and skills.
>She's moaning and mumbling. «I've been naughty Anon, you know, Twilight asked me to stay out of this thing. I only checked the letter Celestia Spiked to her. Lots of documents and files about a strange machine that can change its appearance.»
>Anon's frowning. «A machine now? That's no longer an alien. Keep going and I'm gonna use my tongue. What was it? Mimetic polyalloy?»
>She's recounting the whole secret report she read before Twilight picked it.
>Anon: «You did good, Glimglam. You'd be a perfect communist agent.»
>Glimmer: «Still think I am?»
>Anon's going lower and start sucking her tits. «Totally, hmm~»
>They're fucking the best they could, yet Anon managed to get her to cum, and finally have some rest.
>Anon: «Isn't that what we do? We're also hiding, I'm a human in the body of a pony, we all have secret identities.»
>Glimmer: «Now tell me, who are you exactly?»
>Anon:«I'm the master mind of a secret organization called the Milf Fuckers Company.»
>Glimmer : «Ha.»
>Anon:«Getting up early tomorrow. Sleep well.»

>in the middle of the equestrian countryside, a few miles from Manehattan
>a good bunch of the Equestrian Royal Guard in military uniform is surrounding one police vehicle.
>Princess Luna is supervising the operation accompanied with Twilight
>Twilight:«Who could have imagined I'd really see this one day of my life. Let's hope they are peaceful.»
>Luna:«I've seen tracks of them back on the moon, it was centuries ago. We have never been alone.»
>one of the military is taking a loudspeaker «Unknown vehicle, in the name of our Princess, You do not have any right other to comply to our instructions. We order you to surrender and state your name and mission or we will have to open fire! Do you understand?»
>The police vehicle from Manehattan, a Mustang-looking car is reeving up, revealing a "to punish and enslave" decal.
>Twilight: «These are just... taking control of our technology? What are they»
>The car is transforming into an anthropomorphic robot.
>«I am Barricade, I am not interested in interfering with your population and none of what I'm doing here are your business.»
>Twilight's hovering «let me handle this.»
>Luna and the generals around her are sighing
>Twilight's approaching «See? You don't need to hide, you don't look bad at all! We can be your friends, and you better be, our princess is kind of determined to transform you into a cheesegrater. what are you looking for on our world?»
>Barricade is looking at her
>He's groaning and push her away as he's rushing out of here.
>The armed ponies are yelling «Don't let it go again!» and start firing at it as he's jumping over the jeeps, hitting the road again in form of a car.
>Luna's laughing at her. «We spent hours trying to stop it. But at least that's a start.»
>Twi:«But I tried first! Look, I'll arrange that. Trust me, have you seen this? A talking machine, ...It could be fantastic to have them as our allies!»
>Luna:«Whatever.»
Anonymous
No.270115
>>270035
[1d20 = 11]

>>270113
Really nice
Anonymous
No.270117
270121 270124 270127 270232
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Anonymous
No.270121
270124
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>>270117
>infinite pass
Let's see what the adults have to say about it.
Anonymous
No.270124
270126
>>270117
"If you insist."
>Ziiiip
On the back of the card
Sex: Yes, please!
>>270121
That's a cute
I blame the magical Infinite Sex Pass.
Anonymous
No.270126
>>270124
ur a cute
Anonymous
No.270127
>>270117
Where do I apply to get my pass?
Anonymous
No.270131
>>270113
Motherfucking decepticons...
Anonymous
No.270134
270135 270137
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Anonymous
No.270135
>>270134
F
Anonymous
No.270136
270138
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"I don't wanna get up yet."
>"Neither do I, subject."
Anonymous
No.270137
270149
>>270134
Here lies Filly she died a virgin.
Anonymous
No.270138
>>270136
That's very snugg with Sunbutt the wise.
Anonymous
No.270143
kys filly box.jpg
>>270139
>>270141
>>270142
A cute!
Anonymous
No.270149
>>270137
She never scored
Diamond
!Tiara/Ut6s
No.270151
270155
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>>270113
>it must be like, 4 in the morning or something.
>Twilight's back, certainly with other ponies.
>Anon's woke up.
>Starlight is mumbling a bit wondering what's going on.
>Twilight's seemingly mad at the fact the wonderbolts and the royal guards were too slow «We had it, we had this fucker and it escaped! Right there, like that, and the army and their bulldozers was completely inefficient!»
>voice of a stallion, definitively her brother. «It's a new threat, some mad scientist must be behind all this.»
>Twilight:«If I manage to prove to Equestria I can take down this threat my way, I will be on the throne again. And for good!»
>Shining:«It's political now? Of course it's always been.»
>Twilight:«Quieter, let's get on the living room.»
>Glimmer's getting up quietly out of the bed trying to listen to them.
>They're both trying to figure out a way to stop machines that are calling themselves "decepticons"
>Anon's behind her, listening to the conversation, now kind of worried.
>What are the odds of winning a population of ponies and unicorns and magic could stand against a horde of robots from space.
>about to get a heart attack, hesitating, either he's explaining Twilight he knows these, either he's doing it his way.
>He's trotting in the kitchen, picks a thermos of coffee and rushes outside
>It's the middle of the night, it's cold, but he's heading to the old Milford buckers company building on the suburbs with a couple of books on his backpack.
>The backdoor is taking to a chaos of old dusty things totally giving out the idea but past this, a bunch of ponies, and computer screens, cables, magnetic tape machines are rolling at full steam.
>I'm the only one who's not asleep right now, still developing a software, something small. «A worm. According to this book, a chunk of code like this can be weaponized if we put a payload in its code.»
>Anon's surprised. «weaponizing code?»
>«Have you ever done any maretial arts, Anon?» I asked
>«Nah I have a gun. You brought all this in?»
>«These are old computers that were just changed from an insurance company a couple of months ago, we asked them to get delivered here, we are now a recycling organization. It lasted just three hours and they even gave us money to disassemble these machines, so I hired a few rednecks to do the transport for us and bring it all here, we have more hardware than we will ever need. Talking hundreds of megahertz and hundreds of gigabytes of storage, right now I'm compiling this thing. Look!»
>a bunch of opcodes, and data on a terminal's window is starting to form a more complex structure.
>Anon's staring at the software and the few lines of code, a program that basically learns to reprogram itself depending of its environment
>all around the desk, books about "porting black magic logic into calculators" and a few annotations on similar books stolen certainly from some crazy mare's library.
>«I forgot you're the sociopath one. Oppenheimer. Or rather, Teller.» he said
>«It better be a compliment.» I replied. «This is what could end the tyranny of information. Regardless of the OS or platform, unless we are talking an analog computer, if it is copied, it will multiply, find an exploit with a simple logic, and put the payload.»
>Anon looks at me, kind of make a step back.
>I'm looking at my face in the prompt of a black text terminal. Indeed I look kind of gloomy. If not scary.
>tape computers are spinning at full speed then slowing down to a stop.
>«Mother screwed me again and decided to take everything from my room for coming too late, so from now, this mess is where I live. She's not gonna worry much. She insisted if I can't pay her back, I should prostitute myself. I am devoid of love.»
>Anon's worried. «Wow. I know your mother is a cunt, sorry to hear.»
>computers each ejects an optical diskette «It's in two parts, Silver insisted, and most of the program was done by Buttons. When these disks are combined it's really in case we need to get into an enemy's network. It's priceless, I could have made one and sell the antivirus or the fix a few millions of bits. But I'm not in the mood. So took all of our most evil ideas, and the ones that leaves no possibility, and made a synthesis of them. And that's it.»
>the drawings on the decals of the diskettes looks like tortured fluffies or something. Anon's a terrible art critic.
>Anon's sitting next to me, stares at the annotated black magic books «You put so much hate on this, it's beautiful.»
>«You think?»
>And then Anon explained me everything what was going on according to Twilight and what they have found, and what he knows, about Transformers. «Or was that Gundam? Patlabor or Evangelion.. Nah I don't know anything about Transformers, I suck as a human but I'm more concerned about them here, what would an alien robot do on our world?»
>thinks a moment. «Collecting samples, analyzing the atmosphere, doing telemetry, robot things in sorts.»

>I'm tired. Even if I see in this robot apocalypse some kind of liberation or acceleration to something that could go anywhere
>Anon's looking both happy and worried. «..It's 5:40, get some sleep I'm taking it from here.»
>What I did. As Anon's taking a moment to think alone on the roof of the factory as the sun is rising in the sky.
>Anon's standing and thinking alone. «I'll make you my bitch.»
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No.270155
270160
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>>270151
Interesting. Time for some more pony shenanigans and machines that move about.
Anonymous
No.270159
>>269968
>Be Trail Feather, animal tracker.
>You are flying out with the princess and a couple other trackers and guards.
>Apparently some little green pegasus filly was found out in the wild trying to off herself behind Canterlot.
>The princess hovers around a flat cliff.
>"Right around here was where I saw her falling." She says.
>There's a few nods as ponies get to work.
>You first check the ledge safest to jump from and are quick to notice it's fairly accessible by a natural trail.
>Looking down from the cliff you see a unnaturally large pack of leafs, a bit spread out from wind.
>Well, she may have not been trying to off herself, she's just like a regular filly, stupid.
You start walking down the trail and find hoof prints occasionally. Small, definitely where she jumped then.
>Now for the hard part, finding a den.
>You try to follow the trail, but one you get off the mountain it becomes much more difficult.
>A quick blow of a whistle lets everypony know to group up on you.
"We should begin our search for a den or something here, this is where the trail cuts off."
>They nod and they're off on the hunt.
>A couple of guards are calling out to get the attention of any possible other fillies lost out here, others are looking for animals for the nature connected pegasus to talk to.
>You look around for a bit until you find a squirrel.
"Hey, buddy."
>You say gently catching it's attention.
>"Tktktktktk?(Yeah, what you need?)" It replies.
"I was wondering if you knew anything about a green filly?"
>"(Little one? Black mane, messed up wings?") It ask imitating wings flapping.
"Yeah, why was she out here?"
>It shrugs.
>"(Donno, she was out here since I was born, everyone just kinda helped her out. Tried to make sure she didn't get hurt. She started trying to fly and never could though. Kept seeing Celestia and it made her have more resolve to keep trying.)"
"Celestia knew about her?"
>Shakes it's head no.
>"(Nah, she would just fly around, probably never saw the filly.)"
"Why didn't you tell anypony?"
>"(I would have, but the filly didn't want to burden anyone. Even offered to lead her to a friend of a friend named Fluttershy.)"
"And she denied?"
>"(Yep.)"
>Strange... filly must have never met another pony to be so adamant about not being a 'burden'.
"Can you lead me to where she lives?"
>"(Fluttershy?)"
"No, the filly."
>"(Oh, duh, right.)"
Anonymous
No.270160
>>270155
>pic
kek
Anonymous
No.270232
270282
>>270117
>"Wow Anon, you're only 22? What's wrong with your society that they force a child into work at that age!?"
"…uh, what?"
>"I mean, come on! How are you supposed to have a childhood like that!?"
"I actually had a pretty nice childhood, but I'm really an adult now so-"
>"Nonsense, Anon! You can't possibly be an adult at only 22. I mean I'm almost 80, and I still feel like I should be in school! If only so I can study more…"
"…is this going anywhere? 'Cause I think we need to have a discussion about relevant timescales and how they apply to our respective universes or something like that."
>"Nope. I'm going to turn you into a filly, so you can have all that lost childhood back!"
"What the hell does that mea-"
>BZZZZAAAAAAP
>"Perfect! Enjoy your newfound freedom, Anon!"
"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE"
Anonymous
No.270282
>>270232
Very nice. RIP Anon's penis.
400 is old age with 18 as the human equivalent. (90 ish for females)