https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/27/knives-sharp-filing-solution-soaring-violent-crime-judge-says/
>eats popcorn
wonder if they'll figure out it's actually the unstoppable tide of islam.
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What. Sharp knives are safer than dull knives. A cut from a sharp blade will heal cleaner than one from a dull or jagged knife.
What do you want to bet will be the next thing the British government will want to ban next? I call hard blunt objects like baseball bats and steel flashlights.
I hear bricks can be used to harm people. And these primitive animalistic Britons have made whole buildings out of these violent objects!
>>151165
I would think that carpenters "equipment of death" like screws and staple guns is high on the list of things to be banned. In the end they will probably also ban umbrellas.
I would think that carpenters "equipment of death" like screws and staple guns is high on the list of things to be banned. In the end they will probably also ban umbrellas.
>>151187
It is probably like the gun ban hysteria in the states. They go after assault knifes first, and when knifes are banned then they go after their real target the forks.
It is probably like the gun ban hysteria in the states. They go after assault knifes first, and when knifes are banned then they go after their real target the forks.
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>>151165
I hope they ban shoe laces next so everyone has to wear velcro tennis shoes like they are in kindergarten again.
I hope they ban shoe laces next so everyone has to wear velcro tennis shoes like they are in kindergarten again.
>>151196
Are you kidding? Laces are dangerous, what's to stop a motiveless migrant briton from using it as a garrote?
Are you kidding? Laces are dangerous, what's to stop a motiveless migrant briton from using it as a garrote?
>>151190
Forks basically are assault knives. Stab someone with a knife and they get punctured once. Stab someone with a fork and they get punctured at least four times depending on how many prongs that the fork has.
Forks basically are assault knives. Stab someone with a knife and they get punctured once. Stab someone with a fork and they get punctured at least four times depending on how many prongs that the fork has.
>>151237
I didn't think of that, but you are one hundred percent correct. It is like having a high capacity magazine and rapid fire all in one.
I didn't think of that, but you are one hundred percent correct. It is like having a high capacity magazine and rapid fire all in one.
>>151245
I feel bad for the Brits that probably in a few years will have to walk around in velcro shoes and eat mashed food with plastic spoons. Will be fun to watch from the outside, but must suck to live in that society.
I feel bad for the Brits that probably in a few years will have to walk around in velcro shoes and eat mashed food with plastic spoons. Will be fun to watch from the outside, but must suck to live in that society.
>>151395
Don't even get me started on grapefruit spoons: those are basically .50 Cal Heavy Machine Spoons. And soup spoons? TOW launchers, definitely.
Don't even get me started on grapefruit spoons: those are basically .50 Cal Heavy Machine Spoons. And soup spoons? TOW launchers, definitely.
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