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No.151163
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/27/knives-sharp-filing-solution-soaring-violent-crime-judge-says/

>eats popcorn

wonder if they'll figure out it's actually the unstoppable tide of islam.
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No.151164
What. Sharp knives are safer than dull knives. A cut from a sharp blade will heal cleaner than one from a dull or jagged knife.
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No.151165
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What do you want to bet will be the next thing the British government will want to ban next? I call hard blunt objects like baseball bats and steel flashlights.
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No.151166
I hear bricks can be used to harm people. And these primitive animalistic Britons have made whole buildings out of these violent objects!
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No.151172
>>151165
I would think that carpenters "equipment of death" like screws and staple guns is high on the list of things to be banned. In the end they will probably also ban umbrellas.
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Aren't forks even more pointy than knives?
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No.151190
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>>151187
It is probably like the gun ban hysteria in the states. They go after assault knifes first, and when knifes are banned then they go after their real target the forks.
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>>151165
Large sticks and Rocks.
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No.151196
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>>151165
I hope they ban shoe laces next so everyone has to wear velcro tennis shoes like they are in kindergarten again.
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No.151199
>>151196
Are you kidding? Laces are dangerous, what's to stop a motiveless migrant briton from using it as a garrote?
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No.151231
>>151196
I want this so much now.
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No.151237
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>>151190
Forks basically are assault knives. Stab someone with a knife and they get punctured once. Stab someone with a fork and they get punctured at least four times depending on how many prongs that the fork has.
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No.151239
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>>151237
I didn't think of that, but you are one hundred percent correct. It is like having a high capacity magazine and rapid fire all in one.
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No.151245
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>>151239
Or like having a shotgun knife.
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No.151249
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>>151245
I feel bad for the Brits that probably in a few years will have to walk around in velcro shoes and eat mashed food with plastic spoons. Will be fun to watch from the outside, but must suck to live in that society.
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No.151392
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>>151239
I hope they don't learn about the long range, high Calibre assault pitchforks…
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No.151395
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>>151249
Spoons are fucking dangerous.
Blunt force trauma.
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No.151410
>>151395
Don't even get me started on grapefruit spoons: those are basically .50 Cal Heavy Machine Spoons. And soup spoons? TOW launchers, definitely.
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No.151471
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OH SHIT FUCKING SPORKS
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No.151476
>>151471
Don't be a dork
Bin that spork
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No.151482
>>151395
A spoon can be sharpened if you rub it against the cell wall long enough.
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