/go/ - Golden Oaks

>>3744
Did I hurt you at some point?
>>3743
I understand your frustrations, but please understand: I'm going to make Silver less of a cunt as time goes on, because he's going to grow as a person over time. Glimmer is never going to be less of a cunt, because her writers think she's perfect and everypony else just needs to get on board with that.
>>3741
>>3742
Nice! That's the intended reaction. Silver's got a lot of work to do.
I'm not sure if the scenario really applies to an irredeemable murderer who fucked with random Ponyville citizens and mindfucked the ponies who forgave her, but I think I could get more emotion out of the story if I made Twilight see it like that.

>>3745
What a degenerate. Who the fuck likes We Bare Bears?

>>3747

Glimmernigel, this is your mindset.

>>3746
>I'm not sure if the scenario really applies to an irredeemable murderer who fucked with random Ponyville citizens and mindfucked the ponies who forgave her, but I think I could get more emotion out of the story if I made Twilight see it like that.
See, the whole problem is you're still not getting it. You had your character do something that cannot be in any way justified. You can't resolve the situation in a way that both you and the reader will like. Forget about Glimmer for a second, arguing over whether or not she's redeemable is a waste of time at this point. At this point I'm willing to play devil's advocate and agree with you that she's evil. It still doesn't justify what Silver did. It should have been Twilight's decision what to do with Glimmer, Silver had no right to jump the gun and attack her. If he wanted to put Glimmer on trial he should have brought the matter to Twilight, not taken it upon himself.

I can already tell what you're thinking: you're going to write a conversation scene between Twilight and Silver where she starts out angry at him, but he convinces her that Glimmer was evil, so she eventually decides he did the right thing. It's not going to work, the reader won't like it and won't gain any sympathy for Silver because the central issue wasn't resolved. The central issue is less what Silver did to Glimmer and more what Silver did to Twilight.

I'll say it again: Twilight assumed responsibility for Glimmer by giving her a redemption, and it was her prerogative to do so. Glimmer was her old nemesis, not Silver's. Twilight and her friends had the encounter with her in Our Town, not Silver. All the time travel shit that she did was about fucking with Twilight, not fucking with Silver. Twilight, despite what she'd done to her, chose to give Glimmer another chance to redeem herself, and by all appearances Glimmer was making an effort. Again the whole issue is that you just plain don't understand these characters that well. If you understood Twilight's character at all, you would realize that she would never forgive Silver for doing what he did; it doesn't matter if he was right about Glimmer or not. You set up Silver and Twilight to be some kind of romantic couple or at least friends, yet you had Silver do something that would create an irreconcilable conflict between them. Before the story can move on, the conflict needs to be resolved. There are only two possible ways to resolve it that work. One, you can have Silver apologize to Twilight, who will not forgive him until he makes it right. In order to make it right, he will have to go off into whatever dimension he sent Glimmer into and bring her back. That is probably not something you'd be willing to do. Two, the relationship between Twilight and Silver ends by necessity, because they now have an irreconcilable wedge between them. I'm guessing you don't want to do that either. It's called writing yourself into a corner. The third way, the way you're planning to go, where Silver just convinces Twilight he was right and she should just accept his decision like a good little puppet character whose only role in the story is to fluff your character's dick, is amateurish and readers will hate it. Don't do it.

If you really want to send Glimmer off into Dimension X or whatever because you hate her, fine. But you handled it wrong. Glimmer should not be out of the story yet. That fight shouldn't have happened, or at least it shouldn't have ended the way it did. The way I would do it would be to have Silver and Glimmer run into each other at the party. Silver gets angry at Glimmer because all of his reasons. Glimmer defends herself and gets angry, tells him piss off, I'm reformed. They argue (not for 25,000 words though, and leave the ideological crap out of it). It ends with Glimmer stomping off. Twilight meanwhile saw the whole thing. She's upset with Silver and sticks up for Glimmer. Silver gets pissed at her, "how can you stick up for that monster?" etc etc. Twilight gets pissed at him. They storm off and don't speak to each other for a bit. Now you've basically got two interesting story dynamics to work with, instead of an unsolvable conflict. You've got an interpersonal conflict between Twilight, Silver and Glimmer, and you've got a separate relationship issue between Twilight and Silver. Both of those things can be dealt with over subsequent chapters. You can play up the tension for a bit, then have a scene in which Twilight, Glimmer and Silver all talk about Glimmer's redemption and whether or not she should be forgiven. At that point, if you want to end it with Twilight deciding it's okay for Silver to cunt punt Glimglam into another dimension, that's up to you; it's your story. I probably still wouldn't, but that's me. But either way the ultimate decision should be made by Twilight.

Chapter 6 of this story just plain needs to be torn up and rewritten, the way you wrote it is a dead end. There's no way around it.

>>3746
Yes, you are so lacking in Football you could be an honorary Seattle Seahawk

>>3751
I remember that GET like it was yesterday..
>Tfw no trolls/shills to wage war against

>>3752

we are lacking a couple hundred regulars to cultivate a healthy raiding community

>>3748
>what is obvious joke
Putting that aside, am I being compared to some anti-brony weirdo who thinks watching MLP is an inherently childish and degenerate thing, or am I being accused of being that guy in disguise? I know it doesn't matter either way, but come on, for the record.
>>3750
I was planning on doing a side story where Glimmer gets trapped in that "Sombra War Timeline" universe she created and has to grow as a person to survive and help to save it as an ordinary soldier on the battlefield, and Silver shows up when the plot's done because he has to bring her back, but she decides she likes going all Quantum Leap and helping timelines instead of ruining them, but if you think that belongs in the main plot, I'll see if I can fit it in there.

>>3754
>Silver shows up when the plot's done because he has to bring her back
Is that becuase Twilight demanded it or because Silver got a change of heart? What is the reason?

>>3755 Just curious.

>>3755
Silver decided to check up on her, expecting her to have been specifically trying to make this timeline she created worse out of spite.

>>3709

>"They asked how well I understood theoretical physicscomputer science.
>I said I had a theoretical degree in physicscomputer science. They said, 'welcome aboard.'"

Now, in complete fairness, '''AI''' and ''AI'' is abit of a meme.
If we could create the first steps of 'living' machines with brains that utilize 'M'MI tech, then that would be cool and then we can talk sweety.
Until then, we'll need to harvest more dead babies for their science juice.

Until, of course, we can process specialized cells into other things, I personally love the idea of grafting a second neural-network onto every'bodies' spine via their own blood supply, I think it would be hilarious if those same people ended up with horrible side-effect deformities like increased pain receptors or states of sudden psychosis, as science requires things be done simply in its namesake alone. Just be GLaD to be alive.

>>3706
Oh my fucking god, I was going to bring this up in the other thread but I've been oh so busy the past few days bb.
I can't believe you're so fucking dumb that you bring it up unprompted, oh my lord senpai, save me from Glimmernigel.
I'll bring it up in the other thread (your obsessions and HP&tMOR) because it isn't relative in this one (and I seriously didn't expect you to do this before I could get to your weird obsessive but not-neurotic nature of these kinds of things you 'remember to loathe.'

(Oh my lord, what are you doing.)

Found a nice pic. Your thoughts?

>>3759
That you need a better pic.

>>3760
*rolls eyes*
God, you're egotistical. And so are your friends.
Why should I bend over backwards to please you, or your little "9gag army" from reddit? Why do you feel entitled to my respect? You are an unpleasant person, and a cowardly bully. So are your friends. You have given me no reasons to like you, respect you, or give any weight to your words. You're butthurt children on a school playground.
What are you offering me? Not money. You attacked first, so are you saying that you'll stop attacking if I "Capitulate" and become what you consider a good person?
What would I have to do, to become a better person in your eyes? To apologize for not liking your waifu, to apologize for upsetting you by admitting that I do not like your waifu, and to apologize for being a mean old pesky white male with free thought and individual tastes and standards and the ability to remember the good old days before you and your enablers were here.
There's a reason why people don't apologize to SJWs when they know what SJWs are and how they operate.
Are you currently crusading for "Fat Acceptance" or "Pedophilia Acceptance"? No, you're currently crusading for "Glimmer Acceptance", and you're doing so with your usual tactics, your usual tricks, and your usual lies. Your usual IdPol "I identify you as a meanie yikesy cringey triggererer lolcishetscum shitlord and I FEEL that you must stop being so mean!" bullshit.
>inb4 you ignore everything else I say
>inb4 "So you're saying glimmer=pedophilia? lmao yikes how cringey"
You can't argue against my reasoning for why Glimmer is a poorly-written Poochie and hilariously bad Mary Sue, so you want to insult me until I get tired of your reddit army's antics, I prove that I'm the bigger person, I give you what you want, and I "Take back" what I said about leftist politics- I mean a leftist character.
Then again, last time a ban was placed on Glimmer being spammed on-site and used as something to "Trigger" people into complaining about your bullshit, you decided to retreat to your Discord circlejerks for a few months, to lick your wounds and plan your next attacks against the man who just might be the man who ruined your last raid against this site and its users, starting with the one you hate the most.
You're here to get revenge for your waifu, and it's stupid. This is a fictitious character! It's one thing for one of you crybabies to get this mad and this dishonest when someone says "Studies show that mixed-race people are more likely to develop heart disease" or "Mathematically speaking, there are around seventy criminal black people in America for every one law-abiding black citizen" or even "Show me the black Tolstoy, the black Mozart, and the black Tesla", but you...
You aren't just getting this mad over someone who doesn't share your political views breathing the same air as you. You're getting this mad over someone who doesn't like your favourite noncanon fictional horse not being banned from every pony site you can access.
You're mad, you're reaching, you're lying, and you're embarassing yourself. You're throwing around 4chan words like "Lolcow" in liberal ways because you're this bad at hiding what you are when "Agitated".
So, please, do go on.
Tell me how I trigger you. Tell me how I make you haha and angery and feel the big cringe. Tell me how many uncomfs you are having. Call this conversation all the negative words you know, and tell me who's winning what in your head.
Tell me how you feel you and your seven friends=everyone in the world that matters, because you can form a consensus opinion in your little discord room.
Tell me I'm a mean, mad, straight white man.
But really.
Do you really expect to fool anyone here with the lies you use so liberally?
Where do you think you are?

>>3761
First, stop pretending to possess Internet E.S.P.
Second, if you'd like to pare all that down to some kind of polite inquiry, without projecting unfounded imputations of malice upon me, I'd be more than happy to answer it.

>>3759
I think it's hilariously mediocre.
It should be the responsibility of the artist (that 'responsibility' is to their own self interest and their benefit) to help themselves improve.
Sure, critics should give 'good' feedback, but the people being criticized should maybe not try to offload all the responsibility of self-reflection, self-assessment and self-improvement onto the critics to do the work for them.

It's amazing that you have one user hounding you in gigantic multi-paragraph posts reviewing your entire story, just to provide you with criticism and in the process turn your worthless threads into something people like I might be able to pick up something of value, some idea or critical inspiration to use in my own possible stories.

The fact is that people, artist, writers for example ^:) might be able to for themselves find the valuable ('positive') literary aspects of their work and to find for themselves the ways in which they can improve.
If someone is going to self-teach themselves they'll have to assume the responsibility of improving their ability and craft.

>>3761
>Tell me how I make you haha and angery and feel the big cringe. Tell me how many uncomfs you are having.
This made me laugh, you should just write comedy. Infact, this is a tragedy, so you're halfway there.
Nobody wants you to like Glimmer. The only true responsibilities you have are those concerning your self interest, anything else is you projecting an attack onto yourself by the people compelling you to improve, which you can (and do) readily ignore.

In light of that, it's amazing that you choose to point at everyone pointing at you and laughing, nobody cares if you apologize or don't.
You could very easily ignore everything except for the useful criticisms, but you don't seem to care for some criticisms over other less 'entertaining' ones, I wonder why.

You are the one making yourself the focus of any attention by caring so much.
I bet you're getting real sweaty because people are making fun of you and that's why you feel compelled to defend yourself and attack others, if you weren't you wouldn't be here 'defending' the things you can't even create a defence for and in the process attacking others in really convoluted ways.
If you weren't so sweaty or maybe self-righteous over this you wouldn't be making yourself the focus of attention.

"Moooo."

">169196"

>>3762
>projecting unfounded imputations of malice upon me
The pot calling the kettle just abandoned its family to continue its career as a criminal.

>>3765
Ignoring how that attempt at wit doesn't even make sense, you're at least improving on restraining your projection.
Now, do you want a polite response, or not?

>>3765
"The pot calling the kettle a nigger."

This has long since become circular. Nigel, shut the fuck up. You've acted a damn fool the entire time, and then bitched when you've been told to fuck off. You've engaged in the worst examples of circular reasoning I've ever seen. Your hypocrisy is legendary, and your deflections are fired off before criticisms LEGIT criticisms have been levied. You've been given plenty of opportunity to make suitable changes to your method and writing, but instead you patrol the board because you literally get a dopamine and endorphin rush from the conflict of being told to gtfo. Your work is shit. If it ever becomes not shit, you're welcome to come back and re-petition for upvotes, or whatever it is you fucking reddit shills get off on.

>>3761
>"9gag army" from reddit
You literally frequent r/the_donald. Shut your whore mouth.

>You attacked first
Objectively untrue. You spent several threads shilling your work, we got sick of it and told you to leave or git gud.

>apologize for not liking your waifu, to apologize for upsetting you by admitting that I do not like your waifu, and to apologize for being a mean old pesky white male with free thought and individual tastes and standards
>Are you currently crusading for "Fat Acceptance" or "Pedophilia Acceptance"?
>your usual tactics, your usual tricks, and your usual lies. Your usual IdPol "I identify you as a meanie yikesy cringey triggererer lolcishetscum shitlord and I FEEL that you must stop being so mean!" bullshit.
Do I smell projection again? Where do I even begin? Someone has been deconstructing your shit fanfic line by line and you still pretend it's all feelings and conjecture driven by politics when it took him nearly a dozen posts just to START talking about politics. But you'll continue acting as if you're the sole arbiter of right-wing politics by painting a target on your back, begging people to kick you, and then screeching that we're policing your speech when all we're doing is rebutting and shit-talking you.

>You can't argue against my reasoning for why Glimmer is a poorly-written Poochie and hilariously bad Mary Sue, so you want to insult me until I get tired of your reddit army's antics
We've argued against your reasoning, and you reject it because it's not your specific reasoning. We show you the mirror because you've claimed both literary and moral superiority to us even before we got hostile.

>you decided to retreat to your Discord circlejerks for a few months, to lick your wounds and plan your next attacks against the man who just might be the man who ruined your last raid against this site and its users, starting with the one you hate the most
What are you even talking about? I don't have a fucking discord. I don't have a reddit account. I don't have tumblr. These two threads were my first direct exposure to your bullshit. You're projecting, AGAIN.

>You're here to get revenge for your waifu, and it's stupid. This is a fictitious character!
Hence why it's so absurd how pissy you get about her in these exact threads. Most people here don't even care about Glimmer and instead post stuff of her specifically to piss you off because you're just that autistic. And yet, you went so far off the rails that you spent nearly 90k words screeching at a fictional character for politics they didn't have and character traits and actions that you literally made up specifically to make her sound more evil.

>It's one thing for one of you crybabies to get this mad and this dishonest when someone says "Studies show that mixed-race people are more likely to develop heart disease" or "Mathematically speaking, there are around seventy criminal black people in America for every one law-abiding black citizen" or even "Show me the black Tolstoy, the black Mozart, and the black Tesla"
YOU. ARE. PROJECTING. WE AGREE ON ISSUES OF RACE. WE AGREE THAT NIGGERS COMMIT FIFTY PERCENT OF CRIME IN AMERICA DESPITE BEING 13-14% OF THE POPULATION. WE AGREE THAT MIXED RACE PEOPLE HAVE HIGHER DEPRESSION RATES, HIGHER RISK OF DISEASES IN GENERAL, HIGHER RATES OF GENETIC DEFECTS. READ MY LIPS: WE AGREE WITH THAT. Jesus christ you absolute mongrel.

>You aren't just getting this mad over someone who doesn't share your political views breathing the same air as you. You're getting this mad over someone who doesn't like your favourite noncanon fictional horse not being banned from every pony site you can access.
Again, that's not what we care about. But I'll play devil's advocate and say that most of us actually love Glimglam and want her not to be banned here. What precisely is wrong with wanting to use screencaps, quotes, fanart, or memes with a fictional character, on a board that contains at least one-third people who watch the show that character comes from? Your argument is that showing any level of interest whether ironic or not in Glimmer is the same as being a goddamn commie, which is just absurd.

>You're mad, you're reaching, you're lying, and you're embarassing yourself. You're throwing around 4chan words like "Lolcow" in liberal ways because you're this bad at hiding what you are when "Agitated".
Who deleted their fanfiction the moment it got the attention that they'd begged for for several threads? Who stomped their way across this site for months, constantly bitching and moaning at NOTHING? Who's cherrypicked side-arguments and tidbits instead of just turning their gaze toward the elephant in the room that is the DOCTORAL MOTHERFUCKING DISSERTATION ON HOW SHIT YOUR WRITING IS?

And don't even get me fucking started on the immense irony of someone on a chan-offshoot not liking when other channers use chan terms like "lolcow." What was that that you said about lolcows?
>That's such a stupid newspeak word. What is a lolcow? A "cow" that you "milk" "lols" from.

>>3769
This. This is only one of how many such rebuttals? Nigel, you've got Glim Glam giving an intensely surgical dissection, plus everyone else who has made it abundantly clear that your work is shit. In a court of law, you don't get to dismiss the ruling of jury. Guess what? You have been judged by a jury of your peers, no matter how much mental gymnastics you engage in to try and assuage your pathetic ego that they're not, or that their opinion doesn't matter.

Now, now. I'm at least attempting to have a reasonable discourse with our British friend here.
Granted, that may be because I'm currently drunk, but it's the thought that counts. I really should be writing instead, but dude wine lmao

>>3771
Fine. I'm tempted to say hit him up on discord want his ID/#? or on FiMfic, but you can discuss with him. Shitting on users for not sucking his dick however, well just wait and see

>>3772
>discord ID
Oy vey. Why do you have that goy?

>>3773
Chances are the dipshit shared them on multiple platforms. After all, finding his FiMFic was all it took to get his Fanfiction, his social connections, his interests outside pony, his DeviantArt page, and multiple people he knows. And his name too.

He's not exactly the most anonymous person on this site.

>>3774
Oy vey goyim don't do that!1
I already have his ID anyway.

hopefully the Israeli wing of the ADL or fed services will finally recruit us for data forensics

>>3775
kek. In reality, Glimmernigel is not big on security or privacy; if we use the same skills you boys did on Nigel to work data forensics, most privacy-minded people would be untouchable.

>>3774
>Connecting your alias with your real identity
I wonder if his family knows that he writes wish fulfillment fanfiction about pastel horses.

>>3776
I've been hinting at this to the retard himself since at least six months ago honestly hoping he would shoa himself for his own sake.
Instead the retard came back one time too many and I finally took an interest in it, had everything I wanted in an afternoon, he really is a free-range cow of the internet.

>>3778
And he just doesn't stop either! When people come at him with his name and occupation, threaten him, he doesn't even reply to it, just continuing his screed like he's not digging himself into a hole too deep. It takes a special kind of stupid to feed the trolls when you're this un-secured.

>>3779
History repeats itself, just last April I completed searching Turkish and American Registries for some 'We Wuz Roman Empire' roach with almost the same name.
That guy was smarter though (roach behaviour), completely nuked himself in my wake of lulztruction of his life so I gave up.

>>3750
Good post,
I had the same thoughts about the conflicts and how Twilight would react. Especially if Silver has any hope of ever being redeemed to the reader from what he did to Starlight then he must go searching for Starlight and do some soul searching in there, confront himself with his shitty morality and how he's not actually perfect, but a real big scumbag after being scolded by Twilight as she's disillusioned of her puppy-love and adoration for him and their relationship dissolves in an instant, right then and there.

And if he ever finds Starlight, asks for her forgiveness on what he did after coming to terms that Twilight is right about him and hate his old self, just like Starlight hates her old self. Maybe along the way maybe even make it slightly interesting for the reader probably introducing a challenge Silver has to overcome by taking away some of his powers he pulls out of his ass at every moment and every scene with his dumb orange gem. There's no other way it can even be passable if the current chapter 6 stands with his abhorrent god complex and cruelty displayed.

>The third way, the way you're planning to go, where Silver just convinces Twilight he was right and she should just accept his decision like a good little puppet character whose only role in the story is to fluff your character's dick, is amateurish and readers will hate it. Don't do it
Oh you see here's the thing, Nigel already laid the stepping stones for his puppy love waifu to just bend over for him with little effort, in the previous fifth chapter before the political sperging and attack with Glimmer even happened.

In his ideal FiM Twilight doesnt behave like Twilight because she's just another mouth piece of himself. Half of chapter 5 is just him complaining about the castle through twilight 'missing' things that Nigel misses. And then even said the exact same bile that came out of the OCs mouth about how Starlight 'is just used to being forgiven'.
From there it's uninteresting as more sue-y silver 'comedy' abruptly changes the mood with no transition. This shitfic takes away actual character growth, personality and achievements from characters because he doesn't like them or how they think. None of the words coming out of Twilight feel true to her character because it's just another mouthpiece for Nigel to sock puppet.

>inb4 censorship
Nigel wants more penises for his ass and face, if anyone is available to fulfill his need. I doubt there are enough anons in the Internet, let alone Mlpol, but please pitch in, it's for a good cause.

>>169304
Well that's not very nice. I thought you wanted a polite conversation?

>>169304
Let's start over. I have some questions for you if you will.
1. Can you give me a short summary of the most meningful events to the plot for the next chapter?
2. Do you think, personally, that Silver has acted immoral so far in the your story? In such a case when and why?
3. Can you tell me what makes Glimmer's character different from Silver's?
To me, they both seem so similar you see. Both Silver and Glimmer has troubles with making friends. They are both really powerful but we lack the backstory for why but they are both powerful. They are driven by their ideolgies. In Glimmer's case: Her pursuit in her own idea of equality. In Silver's case: Anti-equality if you will.

>>3759
>>3761
Nigel, here's what you don't understand: you're not entitled to anything here. You are not entitled to have your fanfiction read by us, we don't have to praise it, we don't have to like it, we don't have to tell you it was good. You showed up here, dropped your story into a thread you made and asked people to read it. People read it, and told you what they thought of it, and you got mad because it wasn't what you wanted to hear.

We're not under any obligation to be nice to you, especially considering the way you behave on this board. Your problem is you ask for criticism, but can't handle the criticism you're given. For myself, I've actually given you a quite thorough and honest criticism of your work, and despite the somewhat sarcastic tone I've chosen to write it in, the fact is I've made a genuine effort to be as objective as possible about it. Things that you've done well I've pointed out, and I've tried to give helpful advice wherever I can. The problem is, though, that there's really just not that much I can say about your work that's positive because the frank, honest truth is that your work is objectively terrible. You completely fail to grasp simple things like conflict resolution and story structure. You don't plan or think about anything you write, you just sit down and type whatever autism pops into your mind and add it to the giant ball of twine you call your narrative.

Giving you advice is next to impossible, because for one you usually don't take it and for another this story is just such a gigantic clusterfuck it's hard to even know where to begin, although I feel like I deserve a medal for the effort that I've made. It's like if I were a carpenter and you told me you wanted my opinion on a house you built. Then I drove up to find you'd just made a crude lean-to out of some fucking sticks you found and were standing next to it grinning like you'd built the fucking Taj Mahal or something. What am I supposed to say? What could anyone say?

What is more galling than anything else about you though is your complete failure to grasp just why you keep getting the reactions you get. You think there's some massive cabal of Glimmer fans who followed you from Reddit or Discord or wherever you came here from, just to shit on you unfairly because you said mean things about Glimmer. For the umpteenth time, there is no cabal. There is no secret Discord server where anons sit around thinking up ways to shit on you. The shit you are getting is organic. The people you've been interacting with on this site are the same people who have been on this site from the beginning. You pissed off /mlpol/, and /mlpol/ is reacting to you. That's what's happening here.

Your story is getting a negative reaction because it sucks. You're an objectively bad writer and you have produced an objectively bad work. You're getting personally shit on because you're behaving like an obnoxious sperg. That's literally the extent of this. Ordinarily with writing this hopelessly awful, people would blunt their criticism a bit and tell you that you need to improve a little, or give you a couple of pointers here and there. However, you're just so damned unpleasant, and have such an undeservedly high opinion of yourself and your abilities as a writer, that it gives people genuine pleasure to push you off of your high horse and rub your face in the pile of steaming shit that you made them read. That is why I personally took it upon myself to give your work a complete and thorough analysis, even though I'm sure you haven't bothered to read a word of it; simply because YOU DESERVE THIS. You asked for honest, truthful criticism, and that's what you're getting. No punches whatsoever will be pulled.

How do you do fellow Glimmerniggers?

I was busy with working on a lolcow indictment a compatriot of mine requested, what happened here? >>169304

Did Nigel finally snap?

>>3786
Nah, just more of the same catch phrases and salt without addressing himself as the cause. If he makes an argument I'll let it stand, but I'm over him shitting on everyone cuz muh Glimmerniggers

>>3782
>inb4 censorship
I would rather have let his post stand as it is so people can reply. I'm guessing that it was when I mentioned that part about Silver"I practiced time manipulation solely for extending my anal pegging time with my assistant" Star asking Starlight for forgiveness that sent him over the edge again into his typical spergout about muh glimmerniggers missing the point of the readers view on Silver "Silver Spire is just a massive insecurity complex" Star and an actual arc for him to go through and overcome that low point in his life that he caused for everyone, including his supposed lover Twilight whom he barely knows.

>>3782
>Nigel wants more penises for his ass and face, if anyone is available to fulfill his need. I doubt there are enough anons in the Internet, let alone Mlpol, but please pitch in, it's for a good cause.
Aye aye, I wasn't going to stop there anyways so too bad for him.

>>3739
>The second worst kind of fan is attracted to this for the same reason Tomoki from Heaven's Lost Property appeals to them.
You sure love to just copy paste your FIMfic blog points over and over without making a single new point, don't you? Kind of just like how your fic is nothing but continually berating the reader for liking the canon FiM because you don't through the entire 100k slog.

>I've thought up ways to fix a lot of the dumb shit MLPFIM has done, and I'm going to do those things in my fic, one by one
You've continually acted like you're some kind of savior to MLP with your ideas but nobody gives a fuck about your autistic idea of what a perfect FiM to 'fix it' should be, when all you've done is shit all over the canon material that's been accepted for years and replacing it with your own god awful retcon fanon, completely re-writing everything and everyone because you can.

The only thing you've done repeatedly posting here and FiMfiction is demonstrate you have no idea how to write a compelling story, especially not for FiM. You know how to describe things pretty well, but that's it, that's the extent of your writing capability. You have a predictable habit of going off the rails into rambling tangents nobody cares about for way too long, dragging out a scene like 20 pages of kewl magic acrobatics, or 20 pages of lecturing about communism, or 20 pages of wannabe anime scene fights because you can't screen your thoughts at all. It's like clockwork, it's expected to happen every time anyone starts reading your writing and it happens over and over again.

Say, remember this other blog you wrote?
>It's kind of interesting how the Mary Sue and Gary Stu differ, and why the latter is usually more bearable.
>Gary Stus, it tends to be what he is that makes him special.
Your prized character you spend every day shilling is a mary sue and proves that this statement that 'Gary Stus' being more tolerable because it's a guy being 'awesome' or 'bad ass' so the audience should eat it up is objectively false as Silver "My diet? It's all protein, hint-hint nudge nudge, wink"Star is fucking unbearable to put up with and not 'special.'

>Challenges get easier for him
What challenges?

>Bullies grow a heart/get a crush on him
Check.

>God (You) gives him free passes
>Satan (You) gives him free powers
Double check.

>It's like playing reality on easy mode and the player, or in this case the writer, turns the difficulty down every so often.
Double triple check.

>Stronger than everyone. Better than everyone at everything. Even when it makes no sense. Especially when it makes no sense
And put a big ass check for that too.

It's almost like you went into it knowing you were creating Silver "The only thing I cant do is make my microdick grow" Star as a mary sue but then lost the plot up your own ass with letting your ego drive the character and everything he rants about. The result barely amounts to a 'story' and Silver became a blackhole mary sue before you even knew it. And you dont like anyone pointing it out because it's your own bruised ego, to admit fault with Silver is admitting fault in yourself. You think making him do all the 'cool' things like magic parkour acrobatics makes it OK because your blog says Gary Stues are OK so then Silver should be OK except you have no concept of when enough is enough and when everyone is sick and fucking tired of this self-insert having godlike power and control over everyone and everything in FiM, dominating the limelight and time the reader spent with him over better characters as all the ponies everywhere fall at his feet in one way or another.

It's funny how the people who feel entitled to be treated nicely after they insult me are calling me entitled.
What am I entitled "To"? God knows. Liberals just like using words they heard before, especially negative words. They don't understand what the words mean, but they like the sound of words like "Toxic" and "Entitled" and "Shitty", they make posts like "You are doubleplus ungood" feel more verbose and therefore more cool.

>>3788
Knock yourself out
>>3789
>implying this all didn't begin when you refused to take no for an answer the last 8 times you tried to shove this tripe down everyone's throat

>>3790
It's funny. I make one thread that says "Lol, I just wrote 30k words of ideological debate in a pony fic" and another that says "Look at my fic", and because you don't like its contents, I'm now tresspassing against you. I'm now microaggressing against you. I'm now shoving my (thoughtcrime/shitty/tripe) opinions down your throat.
You're changing up the words to pretend that you aren't just going in circles here.
You want me to feel bad for not loving your cartoon waifu. You're pathetic. You're projecting onto me, because leftists never learn, they only project.

>>3791
It is funny, that's true, but the rest is palpably and tellingly inaccurate and delusional

>>3791
>one thread
>ONE THREAD
You say this while two threads simultaneously top the front page of the main board, and another of your faggoty pet projects has a shill thread on /vx/. Don't lie, we know you've been responsible for at least five other threads trying to shill your crap to everybody else. Pretending you're a poor little victim who dindu nuffin is only further incriminating when anons have dug up everything short of your social security number.

>>3794
I make one thread that says one thing and another that says another thing
>so you're saying one thing
pachinko

Hey did anyone see what I did there, with the dogs in the silver fic?

>>3791
>Why are (((the subversive elements))) alternating between bumping this thread and the other one?
>You're projecting onto me
Actually faglord you chose to ignore Glim's deconstruction so you could skirt over here instead of ever facing the fact there's massive problems in your story. So instead you decided to come over here and dump your dogma on the thread expecting people to lap it up, didn't happen and then you go right back to reacting like a leftist claiming that everyone who criticizes it is a 'subversive element'.

>You want me to feel bad for not loving your cartoon waifu. You're pathetic
No Nigel, you want to make everyone feel bad for not obsessively hating a pink pony like you and anyone who doesn't take your vision of FiM and the perfect OC as gospel is a glimmernigger. That's pathetic, YOU are pathetic.

Spoiler alert! Does anyone care? Oh. I thought not, no one is interested in your character here.
>He is Applejack's Cousin
>The SHINING Silver Star of the Apple Family
If all you're doing is retcons and ooc characters then what you're writing is an AU, pretending it isnt one and doing it all through the worst marysue ever conceived who just happens to be related to one of the mane6. A move in itself that's disgustingly mediocre writer's pet sue-heavy but falls by the wayside on the sheer amount of undeserved talent fortune, skill and praise this OC you created gets by everyone he comes into contant with ends up licking his balls (except Starlight who just serves as a punching bag for your obsessive hate of her.) within a couple scenes over 'accomplishments' nobody reading the story has ever seen. and the ones that we do see is that Silver can do literally anything he wants to because you're a hack and a bad writer. You are invested in your OC so much that you tout him over every other character and lose touch with the reader as you go into another fangasm about your OC writing another wall of inner monologue, if we're lucky. And if he says it outloud then the other ponies will just eat it up and bow down to how great he is.

And this is what's pathetic.
>"Starlight doesnt have any remorse"
>"and perhaps she was just better off as somepony quietly resented by everypony"
The crux of (You)r long winded hate and Silver "the 'Star' psuedoname is about my ponut tee-hee" Star parroting what (You) think, just like in your blogs. It's a load and so far out of character for Twilight that it's clear sock puppetry to stroke yourself.

One of the key points about Starlight's character is she herself brings up her mistakes in the past and she has to learn to let things go with self-confidence and self-control. The very first line she said to Twilight in S6 is "I still cant believe you're letting me stay here... as your pupil... after what I did" If that doesnt sound like remorse to you then you are beyond help. One of the other key points about Twilight is her understanding nature as the voice of reason and willing to listen, but makes an effort to do the right thing. And she demonstrates this with Starlight appealing to her emotional side instead of fighting her. The fact you feel the need to retcon achivements of not only Starlight saving Equestria in S6 and personal growth of characters including Trixie so you can reset it back to low-hanging-fruit so Starlight is a barely redeemed villain, and Trixie too but also retcon Twilight's achivement with saving Glimmer shows at least on some level that you know that your hate-boner is nothing but petty bias being shoved down the reader's throat in redundant and insulting manors.

>>3795
>pachinko
Wat

No we're saying that you dredge up all the same shit, making a fuss every month and then fail to justify your views or content, or at LEAST start a discussion on a relevant topic. And you make a new thread for it every time you make a new chapter or minuscule amount of change to your work, as if people want a new thread before the last ones even gotten past a hundred replies.

>>3797
Nothing says "Apple Family(TM)" like a wealthy businessman who built his empire on screwing over anyone whose business practices he dislikes, a boistrous and obnoxious personality with no depth or sense of southern hospitality, and an obsession with proving yourself right at the direct expense of any semblence of honesty.

>>3544
Sounds good.

>>3799
He'd fit right in with Flim and Flam, though.

>>3801
Funny you mention them. I always found it odd how the ponies rejected them - they provided service the ponies were even more satisfied with than the Apple Family's. Seems dumb they were so combatant at first when the brothers did little to nothing wrong before their competition. In the end AJ's family proved better in terms of customer relations and individuality, but they could have coincided or simply been more cordial and diplomatic in divying up turf. But then again the show's staff has revealed themselves to be leftists.

Unfortunate. But at least they sang a helluva showtune!

>>3802
The only reason they rejected them was because their swill turned out to be inferior, at least the top barrels were because they stepped up the speed. Seems to imply that they care more about good cider than whoever's making it, though they did have misgivings about the Apples losing.

>>3797
>One of the key points about Starlight's character is she herself brings up her mistakes in the past and she has to learn to let things go with self-confidence and self-control.
E

>>3804
>E
Eloquently spoken.

>>3805

i think Nigel is trying to metaphorically teabag your comment

>>3806
Now you're getting it. I normally respond with more than that, but that guy just had so little self-awareness, I couldn't find it in me to respond with anything smarter than anti-humor.
The failed attempt at a big-boy vocabulary earlier in the thread, from the Glimmer defense force, that was funny.
And the "Your OC is more Sueish than Glimmer! Also Glimmer is not Sue!" shit, that was funny, too.
And the time some idiot tried to split nonexistant hairs over his personal definitions of words when it came to Silver not thinking a pony should be proud of committing mass murder, something that really got his goat. That was pretty funny.
But I'm not just here to laugh at the Glimmer Defense Force and their constant quest to convince the world that they are the pure and virtuous and totally-not-pathetic ones.
Every post I make in this thread triggers another round of "Duhuhuh"s and "Teeheehee"s from these entitled peanut-gallery brainlets who get off on berating and harassing people who don't like their waifu.
Another round of them projecting their insecurities and personal failings onto me, as they demand that I treat them nicer and gibs them what they want: An apology for what my fictional character did to their waifu and said about their collective left-wing ideology.
I'll never give them an apology for not liking their waifu, because I have done nothing wrong.
Here's something interesting to note.
I've never had any problems with Ratchet and Clank fans after I said "Fuck that one Nanotech upgrade".
I've never had any problems with Fairly Odd Parents fans after I said "Fuck Chloe, Sparky, Foop, and all the other Poochies".
I've never had any problems with Pokemon fans after I said "Fuck Toxapex and fuck Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu and Eevee".
Even the Bugthesderp fandom... It said "Fuck off" when I complained about the worse-than-micheal-bay clusterfuck that was Fallout 4, its scummy "Pay extra for what you loved in Skyrim and got in that game for free!" DLC model, its extra-scummy microtransaction Paid Mods model, and more. But that was it. It didn't harass me across multiple sites.
Hell, you know the Naruto fandom? When I called Itachi Uchiha an overhyped emotionally-stunted overpowered brainlet and the biggest Gary Stu in a whole clan of dedicated Gary Stus and a franchise that had gone off the rails long ago, they did not get anywhere near as butthurt as the Glimmer fanboys get when you say anything bad about their waifu.
Have you SEEN what these crying leftists are demanding in this thread as they poorly try to impersonate what they think redpilled channers sound like?
They are calling for an end to the potential fictional relationship between a fictional character I made up and my take on someone else's fictional character, just because that one fictional character hurt Glimmyglam.
They think it's evil and unforgiveable for Silver to defend himself when a violent mass-murderer gets physical (Well, magical) with him after failing to back up her inane political beliefs in a debate.
They don't have a problem with any of the shit she's done to innocent ponies(Gee, I wonder what kind of childhood Apple Bloom grew up with in the war universe. Gee, I wonder where everypony is in the "Discord taunts Celestia and Luna for eternity" universe. Gee, I sure don't see many foals in Fluttershy's Changeling-fighting survivalist tribe), but they have a problem with her facing the consequences of pissing off and attacking someone who can outthink and outfight their violent, disrespectful, screeching commie brute prone to overreacting. You know, their spirit animal.
They can call my work "Toxic" and "Transphobic"- I mean "Shitty" and "Mary Sueish" all they want. They can call me pathetic all they want. They sure have done a lot more of the latter, but that's how the left operates. They harass people, they try to intimidate people, and they attack people instead of ideas, while trying to replace good ideas with leftist ideas.
I'm sure enough honest, redpilled people on this website have figured out why I'm still posting in this thread, and I think that's why they left this thread.
I'm distracting the leftist raiders who ruined 4/mlp/, took over MLPforums, turned Derpibooru into a cucked glimmy circlejerk, and sucked the balls of Fimfiction moderators.
I'm keeping the Glimmer Internet Defense Force and their weaponized patheticness concentrated here, in this thread, so the rest of /mlpol/ can continue to enjoy a website without them.
And if I have to endure being called a "Faggot" a few more times? Well, so be it.
Perhaps they'll photoshop my OC some more. Then again, they don't exactly have the talent for it.

>>3807
It's OK. We'll get through this together one step at a time, no matter how long it takes. I'm here for you.

>>3807

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-be9Yi5hl28

that wasnt me understanding you Nigel, i just applied crazy people logic to your failed attempt at shitposting. sit the fuck down.

>>3807
Excuse me, are you ASSUMING who MY WAIFU is?
How DARE you, sir! I am insulted that you believe you know better as to who MY WAIFU is or should be! The absolute GALL of it all! It's an OUTRAGE!
I'll have you know that my waifu is actually the apple horse, and that I am offended you would believe she would be anything less than the perfect apple horse she is!

>>3806
It's just more leddit speak, it's ingrained into him over years so he doesn't know how to turn it off.

>>3804
You said this earlier
>I find it difficult to really pin down who these canon characters are, and are supposed to be, with how inconsistently they are written in the show. Part of me says to ignore how characters act in episodes where they look or act like asshats, and episodes that are just written badly in general, but that doesn't leave me with a lot of episodes.
And that would be fine, except for the fact that your bias and personal feelings and fantasy gets in the way of telling a good story. Pro tip: If you don't have a good grasp on the characters you are writing then don't do a 100k fic with them as focal points

Starlight isn't my waifu either, you mongoloid.
Every time you retreat back into your knee-jerk response that everyone's a glimmernigger out to get you from discord and fimfiction you will never improve, because that's just an excuse. Here's a simple review of Starlight Glimmer for you since you are so dense. With your autistic bias, lack of understanding of human concepts and thinking you can brush all of it under the rug with a leddit meme. Ready? Pay attention you stupid nigger, I'm highlighting this all for your retarded ass but it's more then you're worth. These are the three 'big events' which introduce the audience to Old Starlight who she was, how she has changed as New Starlight, and how she remains the same.

>S5 Premier - Lack of Self Control
Aside from the communism equality she used used magic to solve the cutiemark 'problems' and when things go South for her being exposed she doubles down on her stance as a control freak and is overthrown. Bitter that she was defeated, she takes the cutiemarks of the mane6 and runs. When her Old Town ponies get in her way, she threatens them with a laser horn spell and uses it on them, but Twilight deflects it. Everything about this is Starlight not having enough self control and lashing out at others when she didn't get what she wanted.

>S5 Finale - Lack of Self Control & Lack of Confidence
She goes full personal-vendetta against Twilight with time-travel and shuts her down every time Twilight comes back in time. Later after Twilight pulls her into the future Starlight has a LoSC outburst "Change my mind? You don't know anything about me! I was perfectly happy before you and your friends ruined what I built!" - "You want to know what happened to me?! I'll show you!" Drags her back in time and find that it's a LoC that drove her to become a villain. Sunburst got his cutiemark and she didnt. At the end she fluctuates between the two lows "I thought Sunburst and I were the same. But we turned out different, and it tore our friendship apart!" - "How do I know they won't all end the same way?". Starlight had little to no confidence that she could make any new friends naturally and it was only overcoming her low esteem to give a chance on making new friends after Twilight's pleading to her that she ended her revenge scheme.

>S6 Premier - Lack of Self Confidence.
Starlight freaks out and avoids trying to rekindle her first friendship with Sunburst and thinks hes better than her. "I mean, he's probably some big important wizard now, and... I can't even find my way around Twilight's castle" Spike nearly causes her into a panic attack with this line " Maybe you'll never be able to learn anything about friendship at all! It's almost like your whole future depends on this moment..

She nervously dodges all the questions Sunburst tosses at her, while spilling tea and then after it falls through says "Well, Spike, looks like my biggest fears came true. I wouldn't be surprised if Twilight decides to give up on me entirely." She thinks she's not good enough to be his friend "It's not the list, Spike. Or you. Or Twilight. I'm the one Sunburst doesn't want to be friends with." and says "Thanks, Spike. At least I have two friends" which means she knows that the other mane6 are just associates of Twilight, but she doesn't feel like she has a good connection with them yet. Then a later lack of self control AND lack of self confidence makes her go into a tear-filled outburst. "Well, you don't know what it was like to be left behind!" - "so you travel through time to get back at them, but they beat you again and teach you about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what you did that you can't make any friends!"

These old flaws are still present in New Starlight, they are crucial to her as a character as a whole and why they stick around.
Overcoming these flaws are when she has her big (S6 Finale) or small victories, while falling back on them (S8-e14) is when she gets into trouble. every. single. time.

>>3807
You aren't a bad writer because you are 'mean' to one character. You are a bad writer because you have no respect for these characters and who they are to begin with. Nor the world they live in, the experiences they've shared or the established canon. Starlight is merely a straw-man for you with propped up fanon crimes as you regurgitate your blog on her. And your butcher job doesn't ends with just Starlight either, because that goes for everyone in FiM that isn't your OC because you only have a weak understanding of FiM as a whole.

The only thing you care about is your self-insert ejaculating all over FiM and inside Twilight like you think he deserves. You've been using him as a proxy in the story to re-mold FiM to your favor through your OC and just one of those checkmarks to "fix it one by one." with infinite money. You think with the paper-thin depth of your dick of shipping your abysmal mary sue OC with Twilight and don't even realize that it's inherent to the core of Twilight's character to compel others to do the right thing as she would, and turn away from them if they don't. This scenario has happened in the show to someone else, but you will write that off because it doesn't get you hard.

>She smiled, stopped, nervously looked around, reassured herself that she really was alone, and squeed harder. "I just got hugged by Silver Star!" She shouted gleefully, prancing around the room.
You are a bad writer because you are a lazy as fuck one, you've made an OC who's already world-famous a forced loved interest without actually doing a damn thing to earn her it. To begin with Twilight getting reduced to a brainless school girl fangirl like in your fiction is even more insulting here then it was when Hasbro tried to ship her with Flash. You managed to out do that, one of the most hated ships in the fandom, with your OC ship. Now if Twilight getting a big remodeled castle from Silver but still put an end to the relationship because Even IF Silver was sincere about giving her a brand new castle as a gift (which nobody believes because he's a scumbag) "You're not the pony I thought you were" This scenario has happened in the show to someone else, but you will write that off because it doesn't make your peepee happy.

It would be something in character Twilight would say after what he did, it would show respect to Twilight as a character and how she cant be bought forgiveness by gifts if it goes against her principles with shallow trash, and she likes simple gifts with thought anyways not elaborate bullshit. Silver having to make amends through fixing his mess with Glimmer and becoming a better man instead of throwing more money or magic bullshit spells at it like he always does. But you won't do it, because you don't have the balls to do it, and because you don't respect her as a character any more than you respect Glimmer as a character. You would sooner make Silver cast a spell on Twilight and invade her mind to forget about what he did than invalidate your mary sue ship with one of your waifus. Twilight is just something you want to put your dick in. That's as far as her role in your trashheap goes and that's as much as you're willing to give her. You are unable to separate your personal faptime thoughts of your OC giving Twilight the D. from the plot for sake of a better story, just like you are unable to separate your sperging blog points about Glimmer, communism and whatever else you can dump on the reader in a truckload of words that turn everyone away.

That's why you're a bad writer, Nigel.

How would my work improve if I listened to the rabid Glimmer fans who would loathe it no matter what I did? How would my work improve if I listened to the people who want Twilight to tell Silver to get out of her town and never show his face around her again?

>>3813
>Twilight to tell Silver to get out of her town and never show his face around her again?
Because than Silver can come back as a improved pony that Twilght will fall for.

>>3807
I will say two things.
Firstly, if we are the leftish-glimmer-internet defense force and you are keeping us from invading the rest of the site by keeping us here, it is kind of dumb to tells us about it. Futhermore, I wasn't aware that a bunch of leftish-communist-glimmerniggers were raiding our threads with such intensity that you needed to sacrifice your precious time to save use from them.
Secondly, if you are going with either that Starlight just pretends to be reformed or that she deserves a worse punishment for her crime, your doing it wrong. If Starlight is just pretending, then she would not even argue against Silver since she wants ponies to think that she is reformed so she can conspire. If she has somekind of magic that makes her influnce the ponies around her to do her biding, then why has she not acted against equestria yet. Or atleast tired remake ponyville into her own town. A better approach to having Glimmer fake her reformation is to make your plot similar to the fanfiction: "The devil's trick." You can find it on your favorite website, fimfiction. In it, Luna is just pretending to be reformed and Twilight figures it out slowly. It is actaully not as cool as it sounds. It is not really a mystery in my opinion. But your story could be a mystery novel were Silver figures out that Starlight is actaully not reformed while he is in ponyville and that she conspires to take over the world or whatever.
If Silver thinks she deserves a worse punishment, he should go through the authorities. Also, reminder that in this senario Starlight is trying to repent for her wrong doings. Anyway, does authorities being Twilight and other Princesses. Not take the law in his own hands and punish her.
It is so strange. I agree with your post above about fim or at least most of it. That is why this so strange. I don't think you're stupid. You do say wise things sometimes and THEN you write this fic.

>>3808
Hehe, cute.

>>3815
In his mind, Mlpol has been under invasion from the glimmerniggers for over a year and he is single-handedly holding back the onslaught with his liberal use of epithets and catch-phrases. His absence of reason is well documented and as obvious to others as he claims it is obvious that everyone here who disagrees with him is a lefty SJW glimmernigger commie.
In reality he's an MLP jew, kicked out of every community he's ever participated in and around, but 'totally not his fault, its a conspiracy against him'.

>>3817
He checks off a surprising number of these: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/spycatcher/201805/living-the-paranoid-narcissist

>>3813

>How would my work improve.

It can not and It will not. Nigel. Ever. Not now and not in the future. Period.

Jason, i know you are dumb as a brick and twice as dense, but Glim Glam and others have ad nauseum pointed out that the works you shit out are absolutely horrid. Repulsive on a molecular level. This is on the level of Sonichu and Linkara's Lightbringer, if not arguably worse though if one considers your whole autistic body and your toxic self-felating personality as a whole.

You never accept criticism, constructive, well meaning or otherwise. Your objectively best move to action would be to never fucking write a thing in your life ever again. You are not suitable to do it. If you continue you will only earn yourself more hostility, hate & public outrage. Not just here, on the whole internet. Just stop. Stop and never post something publicly again. Look at these 2 threads you provoked. This is but a taste of what you will get if you continue walking down this path. You chose to be an ignorant twat and this kingdom of dirt is your reward.

Now you are probably saying "Oh but i am not retarded! I deserve love and admiration for my creativity! I have a right to pursue my dreams!". No. No you do not. I mean, yes, you can try but see what it got you so far. Your best work has a 50/50 like/dislike ratio. Your DA gallery is eyebleach. Your Youtube channel a massgrave Your hopes and dreams of success have become a monstrosity. Why is it that lolcows always need to have this warped image of themselves, that they are just wonderful misunderstood snowflakes that can do no wrong?

Nigel, I am no doctor but let me just tell you that you are one of the worst people i have ever had the misfortune to encounter on the entire Internet in over 20 years and considering where we are that is one hell of an accomplishment. I would not want to associate with you if you were my brother, I already feel ashamed that i have to share the same platform with you. If it was up to me, i would put you in a rubber cell and never let you out again. People like you are the reason why internet users will have to pass a sanity test in the future. You are a danger to yourself and your family because you dont fucking understand how to secure your identity and not be a drag on online communties. contain your fucking tard cum.

>>3813
At this point I think most of us would be happy if you simply acknowledged that it's possible people just don't like your writing, and not everything is a Glimmernigger™ conspiracy against you.

How many people need to tell you your story is shit, and give you the exact same reasons for why it's shit, before you are willing to admit that maybe, just maybe, you wrote a bad story? At this point I don't even care what you want to write about. If you really want to write a story where Glimmer gets beat up and kicked into another dimension then fine, if you really want to ship your god-awful character with Twilight then fine; just fucking learn how to write it well.

Learn how to write the canon MLP characters in a way that isn't insulting to anyone who likes them. Stop trying to rewrite the entire series and ram your headcanon down everyone's throat. Stop writing Twilight like she's just some brainless teenager with a crush. Learn how to structure a goddamn narrative. Above all, learn to accept criticism with at least a pretense of dignity.

The world doesn't owe you a blowjob, Nigel.

>>3818
He doesn't just check off most of those, he checks off at least 70 out of 80. And if we're talking about his dumb fictional character, I can say with absolute confidence he checks off at least 75

>>3814
*Ding ding ding*
Give this man a prize! A turning point and a challenge! Rock bottom for the main character to overcome? Nah. That's too much work to actually give a reason for anyone to give a shit about Silver, ever. Here have this skill that he mastered instead, that's just as good. Be impressed! Fall for him! Give me monei pls! I em professnel.

>>3813
>rabid Glimmer fans who would loathe it no matter what I did?
You know when a leftist calls all their detractors racist even when they have nothing to stand on? That's what you're doing right now.

The only thing that you accomplished here is drilled into the readers head is that you, and your self insert have no way of impressing any character without bending characters to your will and breaking canon completely, which always goes this OC's favor. Each and every chapter is just a different masturbation exercise for Silver Star to splurge all over the characters with how amazing and cool he is with no world building in sight. Every single chapter has new ways for Nigel to force in completely new ways for him to WoW!Silver and add on yet another talent from the void that he is a master at because he just is that great. We can't forget showing off with another spell that has never existed, and only his OC can do either!

Observe.
>I get to freely summon birds beneath my rank in their system and access their vast libraries at will. As for the Foxponies, I built their capital. They like me, and a lot of them like getting to build and fight for me.”
>“You built what?!” Twilight gasped. “How? That’s not possible! Nopony had ever even seen a Foxpony before-”
Yes, did you know that Silver Star not only knows a foxpony (WoW! Silver) but also built their capital? (WoW! Silver) Because damn. I sure think mares are ready to drop their metaphorical panties over that. But wait, hold that phone there's more! The xtreme4uGear? Oh yeah, did you know hoverboards existed in Equestria? I didn't but they do now! I guess that could be neat. oh but they were banned, and they are unsafe, well shit... But wait! That's ok because Silver is now an inventor of them and solved all those problems by himself and then sells all his super-rad hoverboards to other dumb and talentless ponies who want to fly like a pegasus. This would be a fine base and likable personality trait had it been anyone else, it's too bad that you've already spent yourself over giving him every talent and magical ability in the book so it's just wasted on more flavor-of-the-day egotism as expected from your blackhole sue.

You decide to make up fanon on the spot that breaks canon over and over and you do it for the only reason of other characters getting wet over your mary sue. And you decide to put characters in a scene only as a means for you to dump your exposition on, or Silver would be talking to himself. The scene with Twilight asking one liners about 2xtremegear? Twilight is just a tool for you to unload another pile of verbal diarrhea, she has no real impact on the conversation. And we can chalk on the fact none of this exposition dump will ever get brought up again so this is a complete waste of time no one cares about and any writer worth his salt would trim it down or transition to a different scene, maybe about the other ponies, anything that can spare us for more of your autism walls. It's the same problem as what happened when you decided to have an 'argument' with Starlight. What makes the 2xtremegear scene accurate to Twilight, one who nerds out at the drop of a hat? Because all these questions could just be asked by literally any one else. You don't know how to write dialog because you don't know these characters. Did you think changing the subject or the scene would make this glaring problem in your writing go away? Because it doesn't

Wouldn't you know it, the hoverboards are only introduced for Silver to do a backflip and use some more instant-win magic spell nobody else can do. (WoW! Silver)

>>3822
>Extreme Gears are hoverboards
>Classification system including Speed, Flight, and Power
>Reference to grinding specifically
>IT'S LITERALLY LIFTED FROM SONIC RIDERS
>I was fucking right and I didn't even mean to be right

I know I should be laughing even harder, but....I just can't

>>3822
>>3823
You can't make this shit up.

>But your story could be a mystery novel were Silver figures out that Starlight is actaully not reformed while he is in ponyville and that she conspires to take over the world or whatever.
Oh sweet summer child. That isn't how Nigel's epic works in the slighest.

>>3823
>>3824
What's that? I hope you like half the chapter dedicated to splurging about MLP Riders as if it was a board meeting.

>“Woah!” Rainbow Dash gasped in awe.
>“Looks like Rarity might have some competition!” Applejack said, checking out the models on display, especially one that caught her eye.

Yes folks, even in a complete different field which has nothing to do with fashion, Silvers sense of style might be a danger to Rarity's dress business.

>>3825
https://youtu.be/d-Wa1CfZzKY?t=583

>I get it, okay? It just floats and that's good enough for me.
If only Nigel took the same notes on magic as Sonic Team did on this game's scifi elements.

How exactly does a quadraped ride a flying skateboard designed for bipeds to ride sideways? Their hip structure wouldn't allow it

>>3827
S-s-shut up glimmernigger! Ponies can totally stand on two hooves like a skater, because they're totally cool!

>>3828
Stupid nano-man denying laws of physics.

>>3827
Obviously they'd have to by two: one for their right hooves and one for their left. One simple design to ensure double the profits. Silver is truly a business genius.

>>3819
>1st pic
I guess the strategy of "throwing as much shit at the wall as possible and seeing what sticks", isn't always viable.

How did you find his youtube channel anyways, was there a link in his FIMfiction account or something? Also, it looks like you threw him a pity view there, hue.

I'm being called retarded by people who organized a mass harassment campaign against me across multiple sites for not liking their pony waifu.
It's a shame nu-FIM makes so many episodes about criticism being evil. Perhaps, if they made an episode about self-awareness, they'd learn something.

>>3832

Is anyone else beginning to wonder if Nigel might be a bot? No matter what anyone says to him he always replies with some combination of the same words and phrases.

>>3831

I got access to Nigels IRL named youtube channel last year during the prelude of Glimmergate before he was declared a protected Modpet by Lotus and some other mod who wanted to keep him around for the lulz. I forgot it about it, but rediscovered him when he left a comment on one of Tyrones promo videos.

Also one of my Compatriots on Discord turned out to be an oldskool Glimmernigger and supplied with some Intel on this cow.

>>3833

I've talked with chatbots with more inspirational algorhytms than Jason's incoherent ramblings.

>>3817

I would not even be surprised if Jason was in fact an ethnic jew. He certainly behaves just like one, even without his dreadful history. See him spinning like a dreidel oy veying when he is not being permapraised 24/7.

>>3832

pics related. take your meds Jason. The Glimmernigeria World Order will take care of you soon enough.

>>3833
It would make more sense I admit, but truth is often stranger than FiMfiction
>>3832
MLPOL! This is HIS mindstet!

>>3832
I'm not even going to give you any credence on your claim, and just continue tearing your magnum opus down.
Too bad I'll be gone a week, so the rest will have to wait, while your OC ass recovers from the reaming.

YOUR SHIP IS GARBAGE NIGEL.
Your character is fucking boring and there is nothing to root for at any point.

Chapter 2 is the first introduction to us from Twilight's PoV.
Of course, since this is a Nigelfic it MUST be about Silver and how she just cant wait to take his cock into her mouth, too bad for her he's actually into stalions eh? Let's see how it plays out.

Her views on Silver "My real fortune comes from being the most successful at taking zigger dick porn" Star.
>“He didn't invent boarding schools or night schools.” Spike pointed out. “No, but he made the best ones yet.” Twilight said,
>“I know of him!” She said gleefully, opening up her closet and looking at the few hung-up articles of clothing she owned before becoming a princess on the left, the outfits she'd gained for princess stuff after becoming a princess on the right. “With all the breakthroughs he's made in the field, field magic, and the field of magical fielding, you could fill more than a hundred books with all he's discovered! And I have all two hundred!”
>“Yes, that, but more importantly,” Twilight waved that away with a hoof, and began nerding out once more. “He single-hoofedly revolutionized the field of summoning magic, created over a thousand spells, and made his own chain of enchanted item stores all over Equestria!”

Right out the gate, not only do you start yourself with an easy victory to get into her pants as she's already a fangirl. But you make sure to go the extra inch on bending over to push that dick a little further about how anybody who's anybody would know WoW!Silver. We clearly havent had enough WOW!Silver of you sperging about his 'achivements' through other characters so let's continue. This time it's through back and forth of Twilight and Spike licking at your OC's balls who's not even in the room and they havent even met in person. Not even Spike plays the voice of reason here as he often does, he's too busy screaming about how great a literallywho is to the reader, with events nobody has ever seen and never will. Meaningless facts that are nothing more than padding for a DiY fleshlight. I can already hear it.

'Hey get it right. MY OC IS THE BEST THING EVER. Fuck canon, and fuck you! B-but you better worship me and PAY me or you are a glimmernigger!'
[/Nigel]

>"And he made those magical arenas that'll let anypony fight - What are they called again, temporal echoes? - of retired Magical Duellists in their prime, and temporal echoes of duellists that are still around now, but different! He's the reason why Rocky Road '02 VS Rocky Road '12 happened!” Spike enthused.
>"And he's written over two hundred books about the alternate worlds he's visited! The art, and the history, and the SCIENCE! Do you know how many patents he owns? Do you know how many history books he's written?!"
>"No, but I know he's a metal music star too! I think I have one of his CDs!" Spike declared.
The character is written to said to be godlike and more important than Equestria's most talented mage, Starswirl the Bearded whom I might add is still Twilight's idol even if you negated and retcon all of Season 7 & 8. You are doing this to make her less of a challenge to win over, and it will play right into your trash with how he is better experienced, smarter and more magical than Twilight so he will always better than her like after your anime fight with strawman glimmer plays out.

Since we already saw Silver "Everything you've herd about my love for marecock is true" Star performing magic out his ass without a sweat in Chapter 1 and know Twilight isn't a liar then all this isn't just hear-say but actual blackhole sue events that only conspired in your own little world. It's cute that you think giving a handjob to yourself through Twilight will not make him a blackhole sue. And as we can all see, IT DOESNT WORK. There is nothing here for the reader to engange in, this never gets any better so the OC should be entirely scrapped and redone. Just throw the baby out with the bathwater.

>“And best of all... When he attended the Royal Canterlot Academy of Magical Duelling, he took on their unbeatable Impossible Test and he passed it with flying colors! He actually passed a test Princess Celestia and over fifty expert theorists helped craft to be absolutely impossible!”
>"Or he cheated so well, the Academy staff couldn't tell.” Spike snarked.
>“That'd be even MORE impressive!

"Wait, you're gonna wear <i>clothes</i> for this guy?” Spike said in surprise.
“Absolutely!” Twilight declared.

I personally love that jab at you demeaning Twilight. And the irony of both Silver and Starlight having magical prowess without 'being boosted by a rainboom' isn't lost on me at all.(WoW!Silver) But then he also has impressed and won over even Celestia and the brightest of Equestria. (WoW!Silver) And has mastery and success of fields even outside of magic like being in a band (WoW!Silver) How anyone could read the above and come to the conclusion that (WoW!Silver) is anything but a blackhole mary-sue is not living on the same plane of existance as the rest of us. But that's not enough, he needs to be the best comic book writer too, and a magazine owner and runs his own schools. (WoW!Silver)

>>3836

You remember how everyone loved that thing in MLPFiM the 'impossible test'? No? Well you remember how Nigelight was sperging out about it earlier in the chapter? Will the author do anything with this?

>”I hear ponies that want to get into Duel Academy have to take this entrance exam, and I heard there's a part of it that's said to be... Unbeatable.”
>“It is.” He purred with a feline smirk, lowering his voice and moving closer still.
>“How did you do it?” She asked eagerly.
>“Come closer.” He said, leaning forward.
>“Closer.” He whispered, and she moved even closer, her raised ear almost touching his lips.
>His voice was, even for her, at this distance, and even to her pony ears, barely audible. “I am...” He paused dramatically. ”Awesome.”
>It's ok. Now can you tell me how you did it? Or at least tell me what the test is?”
>“Well, the test is unbeatable... But I'm also unbeatable, so the two unbeatables cancelled each other out and I won.” Silver explained.
>“Also I exploited a massive loophole in the test's design.” Silver said quickly.

'Well My OC outsmarted the best minds of Equestria in an event that the audience never saw. But you will just have take my word for it and believe me, it sure was IMPRESSIVE. I won't tell you what happened or how I did it or what this exploit was EVER, how do you hook a reader anyways? It's okay because Twilight passed something that never happened too! But she was magically boosted so that's not as impressive... so it's ok for her to get wet about it'

'Uh you want the actual details of what happened at the event? Hahah I'm not interested in any of that sorry. I just like extremely long filler to make sure I point out that my OC the B-E-S-T. and then abruptly change the subject, never to come up again in the story. Have you noticed? My fic is just a long winded fantasy for him to rut me as I self project onto any mare. Yes I am gay for my own OC, You're not?
[/Nigel]

>>3837

GlimGlam, i strongly recommend you release this review on youtube, fimfiction and deviant art. Maybe other sites as well. I am sure places like Kiwifarms or the lolcow wiki would also love to have a read of this.

>>3838
I kinda wanna make a video of it all, too. Maybe we could do a dramatic reading/rant using this as a script?

>>3838
>>3839
I'd love to see that.

What's he doing to his channel now? FNV lmao.
Oh, and Nigel is the only person who avoids vaguely terroristic leet hacker posts coming straight from Israel.

>>3841
What posts? I have no idea what you mean by the last sentence

I think the funniest post in this thread so far is this one where I tell the glimmer army how to critique better using a picture
and the response is "no u need 2 be nicer! also fuk u ur the worst hoomin ever!"

>>3837
It's called foreshadowing, I'm setting something up that gets revealed 20 chapters from now when you see that part of the guy's "Rags to riches" backstory.

>>3843
No, it's more like "you're criticizing me wrong commies, not a single one of your criticisms is valid because you didn't create my entire fic for me even if you did suggest alternative ways of writing" followed by a swift "go fuck yourself, you don't get to choose how you get criticized anymore."

>>3844
>20 chapters from now
>20 unbearable, repulsive chapters
Please, for the love of Celestia give up writing long novels and try a short story.

>>3770
One more thing...
I haven't been judged by my peers.
I've been judged by the sad, pathetic group of ten or so Glimmer fans who are harassing me on this site, and multiple other sites.
If you seriously got duped by their "Yell bad words and hope they stick" tactics, well... Do you fall for that shit often?
Trump is regularly "Judged" by a fuckton of liberals and liberan news outlets to be this bad word and that bad word and so on. Should we all pretend consensus=fact?

(Wrong. You have been judged and found wanting by long-standing, productive, users in good standing who actually contribute to the site)

>>3845
That's how you choose to view this? That's how you choose to (ir)rationalize away my points? Sad, but I can't stop you from misreading my posts. But I can stop caring about your posts.
Take a step back, drop the mob mentality you've been goaded into, and look at what's happening here.
Of course Commies won't like a story in which a pro-capitalist battle mage earns his way from rags to riches. Why should I care when they call my character "Toxic" and "Transphobic" and why should I care when they call me a "Racist" "sexist" "egotistical" "incel" and "lolcow"?
I know about the charity work I've done, I know about the lives I've saved, I know about the good things I've done for this planet and western society and if they do know about it, they certainly wouldn't admit it or tell you about it, because it goes against the "Guys, look at CWC 2! Even worse than CWC 1!" narrative they're trying to build up so you don't think too hard about what I'm saying.
They're liberals, shouting liberal words liberally.
They keep repeating the "Your fanfic is the worst, you should get better at fanfic" and "You are the worst person, you should be a better person" lines, but if I listened to them… How would I improve?
I wouldn't. If I listened to their "Advice" and wrote what they feel entitled to read, I'd end up writing on the level of that "And then Glimmer came back and molested Silver" story.
And if I listened to their "Advice" on how to be what they consider a "Better" person, what would I become? I'm already treating them far better than they're treating me. Would it change their view of me, if I used nicer words to describe the people threatening me, harassing me, and trying to dox me over fucking ponies? No, I'm a "Thoughtcriminal", I have "Sinned" by saying too many mean things about their horse, and I must be shamed on this site with these tumblr callout posts. After all, all the redpilled users apparently gave up on this site at some point, so the voices of the raiders are once again the loudest.
But even if I was this horrible man who needed to improve as a person…
One, what are my crimes? Writing a fanfic in which Glimmer loses. But her fans hated me and harassed me long before I wrote the chapter in which she showed up. Oh, and I made a thread on a redpilled site about a fanfic in which a commie uses. Well, two threads, one about making it and one in which I post it. Truly, I am like fifty Hitlers right now.
And two… There are pedophiles, on the internet. There are feminists, on the internet. There are parents who abuse their kids and proudly upload footage of this on the internet. There are Antifa members and supporters who proudly proclaim that they want the western world to die.
These people aren't doing anything about those people, because they're busy with someone who is, in their heads, "Worse".
And what do these people consider the worst man on the planet? What are they dedicating their free time to harassing, abusing, and trying to dox?
Some semi-former My Little Pony fan who doesn't like their favourite pony.
THESE are your "Moral Authorities"? These wannabe Commissars look like moral, rational, trustworthy people to take seriously? These crying children are the people we're all supposed to just trust blindly?
Look at that "Monarchy VS Communism" picture, in which an anti-communist argument is reduced to something almost as absurd as pro-communist arguments.
The Liberals have to dismiss my criticism of them. The Liberals have to dismiss my criticism of their ideology and behaviour. The Liberals have to dismiss my criticism of their criticism. Because they can't handle it. They can't handle dissent. They can't handle mature debate or discussion, and they are projecting onto me because that's what cowardly bullies do. They want to shout down at me and tell me what I am and should be, and they want me silenced so I can't speak out against them.
Antifa tactics on a supposedly redpilled site. Gee, I wonder where the mods are.

>>3843
>>3844
>>3847

Jason, in case your twisted pea sized brain has forgotten, your former masters have publicly disavowed You, the very admin of this site has declared you fagola non grata.

You have no power here any longer. Your lunacy, your reactions, your professional victimhood, your newfaggotry and the putrid ichor erupting from every volume of the excepts you puke onto the digital space are self evident of the inexcusable perversion that is your author career. Im almost inclinded to print your story out just to do a ritual bookburning of this filth.

>>3849
Wow, many words.
Now, decide if I'm...
>that man who ruined your last Glimmerspamming raid on /mlpol/ years ago
>some new guy

>>3850

i dont care who you think you are, but i know what you are going to be.

This might not fit the tone of the thread at all, but sometimes, I think a story where a young Star Apple tests out and practices his magic and experiments with the creation of the magitek stuff he'd sell as an adult, does other backstory stuff(spoilers), then he "Becomes" Silver Star and goes to the Canterlot Academy of Magical Duelling, pretending to be a rich pony as he tries to make friends and navigate social situations and learn combat magic and stuff, would be a better story than "Silver goes on a macguffin quest with the Mane Six, forms a relationship with Twilight after they get over their fangirl/fanboy phases, and they help him get over the emotional issues he thought he'd already gotten over".

>>3853
I mean, okay? Doesn't change what was, especially since you're the author of the story.

>>3847
Check your post faget

>>3832
>20 chapters from now
OH GOD I'M NEVER GOING GET ANY REST AM I

>>3848
>That's how you choose to view this?
As usual, the best way to respond to you is to throw your own words back at you.

>Of course Commies won't like a story in which a pro-capitalist battle mage earns his way from rags to riches.
Again: "That's how you choose to view this?"
You honestly think that's why you're being shit on? Nigel, how many times do you need to be told this: YOU ARE BEING SHIT ON BECAUSE YOUR WRITING IS TERRIBLE.

>Why should I care when they call my character "Toxic" and "Transphobic" and why should I care when they call me a "Racist" "sexist" "egotistical" "incel" and "lolcow"?
Literally no one has called you or your character any of these things, except lolcow. Well, "incel" probably applies as well, but you're the first one to mention it. I, however, have called your character badly written, obnoxious, egotistical, overpowered, and unsympathetic, because that is literally what he is. I've also spent most of the last two weeks thinking up inventive new ways to call him a faggot. As for you yourself, I have mostly called you a bad writer, which again applies. The shoe fits, Nigel. If you don't want to respond to the criticism you've been given then fine, but please stop making shit up.

>I know about the charity work I've done, I know about the lives I've saved, I know about the good things I've done for this planet and western society and if they do know about it, they certainly wouldn't admit it or tell you about it, because it goes against the "Guys, look at CWC 2! Even worse than CWC 1!" narrative they're trying to build up so you don't think too hard about what I'm saying.
Fine, you do charity work, good for you. That changes literally nothing here, because the topic at hand is your writing, which is still just as objectively terrible as it was before you told us that. The irony here is you accuse all of us of being "leftists" or "SJWs", but you keep using SJW-tier bullshit arguments to defend yourself. Bragging about charity work is a fine example; the belief that good intentions justify any result is a frequent squawking point of leftists and SJWs.

>They're liberals, shouting liberal words liberally.
Liberals, leftists, SJWs, Glimmerniggers, Manbearpig. It's always buzzwords and excuses with you. Get it through your thick limey skull Nigel: YOUR WRITING IS OBJECTIVELY BAD. That is what we are saying.

>They keep repeating the "Your fanfic is the worst, you should get better at fanfic" and "You are the worst person, you should be a better person" lines, but if I listened to them… How would I improve?
You've been given ample advice on how to improve, you just refuse to listen. I've practically written a separate book just deconstructing your shitty fanfic, and I assume you've not even read a word of it. I don't even care; I didn't expect you to read it when I started. You tune out criticism better than leftists tune out crime statistics. At this point it's just writing advice for anyone interested in hearing my thoughts on the subject and entertainment for everyone else. However, I think if you were willing to simply step out of your own ego for a second and acknowledge that you aren't the greatest writer of all time, you might actually learn something.

>If I listened to their "Advice" and wrote what they feel entitled to read, I'd end up writing on the level of that "And then Glimmer came back and molested Silver" story.
Yes, and at that point you would have written something objectively better than "Silver Star Apple and the Quest for YuGiOh Ripoffs and Incredibly Hard Butt Sodomy" or whatever the title of your work is. Ergo, you would have improved.

>I'm already treating them far better than they're treating me.
No you're not. When you respond at all, you're petulant and whiny and act like you're being unfairly ganged up on. I'll remind you that you yourself started all this, just like you started it last year, and just like you'll start it again if you're masochistic enough to remain on this site after this.

>One, what are my crimes?
Against the community or against literature itself? Because the answer to both questions would be "Silver Star Apple and The Quest for Having Entire Cantaloupes Shoved Inside His Ass"

>And two… There are pedophiles, on the internet. There are feminists, on the internet. There are parents who abuse their kids and proudly upload footage of this on the internet. There are Antifa members and supporters who proudly proclaim that they want the western world to die.
Yes, there are. That is relevant to this discussion about the quality of your writing in what way exactly?

>Look at that "Monarchy VS Communism" picture, in which an anti-communist argument is reduced to something almost as absurd as pro-communist arguments.
I don't know what picture you're referencing. You know you can attach images to your posts, right? Anyway, ironically, most of us have said a similar thing about your argument scene with Glimmer. You reduce the conversation down to simplistic strawman arguments; the whole thing is basically just a reddit-tier No U debate.

>The Liberals have to dismiss my criticism of them. The Liberals have to dismiss my criticism of their ideology and behaviour. The Liberals have to dismiss my criticism of their criticism. Because they can't handle it. They can't handle dissent.
I'm starting to think this is unironically what you think is actually happening here.

>Gee, I wonder where the mods are.
Probably eating popcorn and laughing at you, same as the rest of us.

>>3853
LITERALLY ANY CHANGE from what you have now would be an improvement. Your story has nowhere to go but up.

>>3843
I explicitly said a number of things, with simple overall expectations in the resolution.

I'll even simplify them for you:
Even with your 'amazing' image in mind, the critiqued party (implying aggressed somehow lol) should not absolve themselves of responsibility, otherwise they obstruct to some degree their own self-improvement and overall-positive self-interests. Does that remind you of anyone?

Hilariously my response to the image was,
1. Positive, (not POZitive, but in the same vein as a positive-sum game).
2. Specific.
3. The next step is something you've been provided constantly, horse, meet water.

>>3844
>20 chapters from now
>chapter 6
>maybe about done with chapter 7.
>"I'm about 80% done with the story"
Godamn you dont even know how to do basic math. Supposed 80% done with the story and all thats happened is random bullshit in the format of copycatting the show in your own spergy flavor with loosely connected "episodes" and you decided to use staright as a poor "season finale"

>Walking back to Ponyville together, something dawned upon Twilight. “Did we learn anything from that?”

>“We learned there’s a Diamond Dog empire, and it wants to conquer Equestria,” Silver reminded her. "And that this town might be the perfect place for a break from Canterlot."

>“I meant morally.” Twilight explained.

>“Hmm...” Silver thought, and then he started speaking like he was reading a letter aloud. ”Dear Princess Twilight. Today I learned things that seem dangerous can actually be great! Also, Extreme Gears are amazing and you should buy one now!”

>Everypony laughed, and the episode irised out

>>3848
> Writing a fanfic in which Glimmer loses.
You've completely lost the plot, because your stupidly long and padded with inane garbage fic has literally nothing to do with starlight until chapter 5 where shes just an afterthought of Nigelight. I did a ctrl f for "starlight" in your fic. Not ONE time is she even seen until your autistic sperg out in Chapter 6 where you decided you couldnt bear not letting your hate for starlight to go on any further, and it came out like a pot boiling over full of your own piss. Stop trying to even claim your story has anything to do with glimmer at all, because there is nothing there IS NO PLOT. The that effects your supposed main plot about magic tarot card crap, you know when you plagiarized Team Rocket verbatim? but then decided to bring them back with cards which im sure you plagiarized from some other anime.

>And then the ground beneath them gave way, a pitfall trap leading into a chute that lead into the original one. Silver straightened his body to fall faster and he landed first, hooves flashing orange and absorbing the shock. His right forehoof’s orange energy formed a bouncy castle for the rest to bounce on, something Pinkie loved.

>“How?!” Silver snapped at the tunnel walls, his voice echoing, his bouncy castle vanishing as Pinkie landed on Rainbow Dash.

>The laughter of two haughty rich-pony voices, one male and one female, caught their ears, along with the laughter of a mare from Manehattan.

>Or, at least, they thought these were ponies, until they looked up and saw the silhouetted figures of two Diamond Dogs.

>“Prepare for trouble, here in this cave!” The female figure announced, thin and lithe, with a spiralling catlike tail.
>“And make it double, this could be your grave!” The buff male figure with huge hands announced.
>“An evil as old as the land and sea...” She began.
>“Sent here to fulfill our destiny!” He continued.
>A smaller third figure popped up between them. “And then, there’s me!” The manehattanite voice announced.
>“To eat and drink to our hearts’ content!” Said the tall female.
>“And hoard the rest without paying a cent!” Said the large male.
>One by one, gems around them started to glow upon them like spotlights, properly illuminating them.

But startlight? you waste 30 fucking thousand words on the longest drivel in your fic yet, and for what? Starlight hasnt been introduced as a villain in your story, you just decide to force it on the reader and offload all her crimes you made up with no build up or backstory and then have an autismo narutard anime fight with her as if this is supposed to be a climax of the story and everyone is supposed to be engaged when it just comes completely out of the blue, and your own ass.
You are such a limp dick mother fucker that you wont even show her committing any so called crimes against a pony except your OC.
Learn how to fucking something with Acts in them if you want anyone to give a shit about your retarded ideas. The fact of the matter, is not the idea of Starlight being a commie thats a bad idea, or any of the other crap you made up. It's the fact you did a SHIT JOB at showing that to the reader why she's a villain and you think ONE scene where you unload all your spit raging fury about how you fucking hate starlight is good enough. YOU ARE A SHIT WRITER NIGEL. Walls of Autism about favoritism is not going to convince people to get the idea that Starlight is a bad character, it isnt even going to convince people that shes a villain and it sure as fuck wont convince anyone that your idea for starlight is better than Hasbros either.

>>3859
>As usual, the best way to respond to you is to throw your own words back at you.
See, that's your problem: You aren't acting in good faith. You aren't trying to have a discussion with me, you're trying to berate me and my work until I "Give in" and "Lisun to u".
You aren't listening to what I have to say, liberal, but you feel entitled to be "Listened to" and to have your words taken as gospel.
When I say "Why are you doing x" or "Could you stop doing x", your response is "No ur doing x uwu".
Why? Because you recognize x as a bad thing, and you want people to believe I'm a bad man who has done bad things.
I'm the next Hitler, apparently, because I write fanfiction you don't approve of or enjoy reading.
So far, the only thing worth a damn that's been said about my Silver "Hurr durr he likes penis in his butt" Star story is that one bit where someone complained about the whole "You ask a question, then I ask a question" thing falling apart almost immediately like it does in most realistic conversations.
Good to know that didn't only bother me, I'll consider revising that part.

By the way, Glimmer isn't a season finale for this story. She's a footnote.
As for Glimmer doing evil… I was thinking of having her try to hit him with a Cutie Mark remover spell right after she loses their debate, instead of after he pushes her a little by fighting smarter than her, would that improve the story?
It would certainly make her more in-character. Hell, it's OOC for Glimmer to even last half as long as she did in that debate.
I mean, come on. When she has trouble talking to Big Mac, she forces him to talk(She'd be hilarious and far less detestable if the writers kept her from going beyond this level post-redemption). When five of the Mane Six critique her ideas on how to "Chill" effectively, she brainwashes them on the spot. On purpose, by mixing together some brainwashing spells. You can't even make the "Dark magic made her do it" excuse you could make with Trixie. When problems arise at the Nu-ling hive, she brings a monster that could kill them all. I know you stopped reading this part but you leftists who don't belong here really tip your hand and ruin the illusion when you say anti-commie political talk is something a story shouldn't contain. When Discord pisses her off, she laser-obliterates him and it was probably only an order from the executives that had the voice actor say "Actually no I just banished him so he can come back in the next scene". When her pseudo-boyfriend… did he try to leave her, or something? Anyway she age-regressed him over that. Oh, and she sold Trixie's house or some shit. One of my mates, he did hate Trixie more than Glimmer, but that scene (of all scenes? wtf man lol) made her hate Glimmer as much as me.
I'm probably forgetting some evil shit Glimmer has done. I'm probably leaving out some stuff from numlp episodes I didn't watch.
And despite all of her evil, she gets rewarded for it. She gets to be the Friendship School's leftist student counsellor person. She gets to TEACH TWILIGHT a thing or two about friendship. She gets to encourage Twilight to ignore the checks and balances on power. She gets to have Trixie plucked out of the writer's bin and assigned to her as the designated "Loser friend who makes Glimmer look better and saner". She gets to have a random inexplicable jump in power from "I can't beat one of Twilight's shields, and I can only take her mark if I get lucky" to "Not even the pissed-off embodiment of friendship and magic fighting for everything she holds dear can stop me from killing multiple millions every hour, and she can only get me to stop by offering me amnesty and a nice place at her castle", because the writers wanted her "Redeemed" and shoved down your throat as the "New" protagonist more than they wanted this character's arc to make any kind of sense.
She's already a villain, and you're fooling yourself if you think "The hero said she's redeemed so she's redeemed" works.
She's a fundamentally lazy villain, too. Yet another "Evil Twilight" done badly. Only so badly that someone involved with the show fell in love with her and ruined the show for her sake.

One more thing, if you think Silver Star Apple is a hypocritical egotistical knight templar cunt, it's intentional. He hasn't been through character development yet, and Twilight's still in the "He's so cool and smart, just like the books said he was!" phase.

>>3866
>a footnote
32,000 words. 32,000 words, for a footnote.

>>3867
You don't seem to get that we're not complaining about that. We're complaining about your methods, which are abysmal. If the reader can't tell if you're serious or not and has to slog through thousands of words of mischaracterizing, self-fellating trash to get even the semblance of a plot, there is a serious problem. Rather than reveal Glimmer's problems that actually exist, you hammer in artificial points and somehow make her much more sympathetic than the show ever did.

>>3865
Again, just like one of those "chefs." It doesn't matter if Dickens, Hemingway or Shakespeare himself reviewed your tripe, you'd ignore his advice when you're very deserving of being berated. It's the (vastly more experienced) readers at fault, not you, and you can do no wrong. You deserve as many words of scorn as your glorified toilet paper is long.

>>3868
I get that you, on a fundamental level, don't like the idea of a writer refusing criticism. And it'd be stupid to resent you for that, because I don't like seeing it either.
But criticism isn't this inherently perfect and valuable thing. Each piece of criticism only has as much value as it... well, has.
If someone says my story is shit because I ripped off Team Rocket for a villain group, well... The setting of MLPFIM kinda needs villains, and I like Team Rocket. They're also a godsend in the writing department, as they can be as threatening or as nonthreatening as the episode requires, without any change in their overall characterizations. Is Dinosaur King also shit for ripping off Team Rocket?
And yeah, 32k words is a footnote for me. If you think that's bad, wait until you see the Fequestria fic. Hope you don't like Zebras!

>>3865
>I'm the next Hitler, apparently
Pfft, you wish.

>You aren't listening to what I have to say
Nigger, I've spent literally the last two weeks wading through that river of shit you wrote line by line. I'm glad you've chosen to restructure at least one of the myriad flaws in your brutally awkward date scene, but I notice you still don't address the main point that was made, which is that your character spends the entire date blathering about himself and his mastery of autistic world physics, and pays Twilight about as much attention as he'd pay to a tape recorder he was talking into.

Your disrespectful writing of Twilight is probably my biggest gripe about your story, frankly even more so than your character's obnoxious superpowers and complete lack of interest in overcoming any actual challenge or ever pursuing any level of personal growth. Your presentation of her as some kind of squeaky toy whose only purpose in the story is to serve as something for Silver "hurr durr don't mind the sarcasm I unironically do enjoy penis in the butt" Star to shove his dick in is probably the most objectionable element in a story that is almost exclusively composed of objectionable elements. I am not the only person in either thread to have expressed this view.

>When I say "Why are you doing x" or "Could you stop doing x", your response is "No ur doing x uwu".
I've made any number of specific points about your story that I object to, as have other anons. You never respond to specific points, all you do is make vague generalizations, then complain about being unfairly criticized without addressing any of the criticisms.

When someone says: "Your dialogue is weak and unconvincing" you go off on a random rant about leftists and Glimmer. When someone says: "Your narrative is rambling and unstructured, you frequently dump walls of text about unrelated subjects into your narrative, you frequently break the fourth wall to no good purpose, your story has no overarching theme, central conflict, character development, or even a coherent storyline," you start randomly calling everyone names like "Commissar" and "SJW" and flinging words like "transphobia" around, which nobody but you has brought up. I don't know if the issue is that you're incapable of responding to points made or if you simply don't want to acknowledge that points were actually made, but either way it's the behavior of an immature child who can't handle any level of criticism.

>>170256
>I was thinking of having her try to hit him with a Cutie Mark remover spell right after she loses their debate, instead of after he pushes her a little by fighting smarter than her, would that improve the story?
See, this right here is exactly what your problem is. You don't know how to improve your story because you don't understand what's wrong with it in the first place. As I've said before, you write like a high school kid. You have no fundamental idea of how to build a story, your idea of constructing a narrative is just "I'll take this character and that character and have them fight" and then go on for pages and pages about how they fight. I really don't give two shits how Silver "you don't need no fancy grease, just get yourself some rump release" Star fights Starlight, or what move Starlight counters him with, or what super-cool-totally-not-ripped-off-from-any-anime-franchise final technique he uses to finish her. If you want to put crap like that into your stories once you've actually learned how to write, go ahead. But learn the fundamentals first. Exposition, rising action, climax, denouement, all that shit. Give the Hero's Journey blueprint a try. George Lucas can't write for shit, but he built a multimillion dollar franchise just by following that plan. Learn how to structure a narrative that isn't a meandering river of autism and learn how to write characters that are moving and convincing. Focus on all the dumb anime battle crap once you've figured that much out.

>>3866
>Hell, it's OOC for Glimmer to even last half as long as she did in that debate.
Nigel, the reader can't even make it through half of that debate. I'm surprised Glimmer didn't leave to get a snack halfway through and just let your autistobot OC keep blathering. Cut. It. Down. That debate serves no purpose in your story and nobody wants to read it. Why is this simple concept so hard for you to grasp?

Also, do you even read things before you post them? This post is identical to the one above it with only slight revisions. You do this in your story too; you write a paragraph, then write the same paragraph below it with minor corrections to it. I don't get it, is this something you do consciously or do you just not know how to use your backspace key? You're not writing on parchment here, you can write a block of text, revise it, and then hit post you know.

>One more thing, if you think Silver Star Apple is a hypocritical egotistical knight templar cunt it's intentional. He hasn't been through character development yet
Yeah, I get that. See, the problem is, your story goes on for easily twice the length of a regular novel, and from what I gather you're not even past the exposition yet. That's nuts. Nobody is going to want to sit and read something like this for this long with a character that is this unlikable. I get the overall direction you seem to be going with this, that Silver starts off as an asshole and eventually learns friendship or something, but so far we haven't seen him be anything but an asshole. This goes back into what I have told you probably hundreds of times at this point, that you don't know what you're trying to write. You probably have some general thread of a storyline somewhere in that rat's nest of a brain that makes sense to you, but you just write scene after scene after mind numbing, disconnected scene, and it's nothing but Silver "I use bowling balls as anal beads" Star being a complete dick to everyone. There is no other interpretation anyone can reasonably make about this character based on what you've written.

>Twilight's still in the "He's so cool and smart, just like the books said he was!" phase.
Why is it a given that she would even be in this phase to begin with? It's as I've said: you either have no respect for Twilight whatsoever or completely fail to understand her character. Twilight is highly intelligent, and since you're writing about her at a post-princess-ascension part of the series timeline, she has a grasp of how social relationships work as well. There is literally no circumstance in which this character would ever behave like the kind of ditzy teenage moron you're writing her as. She would not immediately fall head over hooves for someone who behaves like this much of a self-absorbed asshole; even if she liked him or was attracted to him on some level she wouldn't just fawn all over him like a giddy schoolgirl.

And in any event, any romantic subplot in any kind of story is only interesting if there is something to develop. There needs to be tension. The two characters need to be different from each other somehow, they need to have friction points, they need to piss each other off. If you start off with a flawless, dashing protagonist and ship him with a girl who is just madly in love with him from the get-go, you have nothing to work with. Nobody cares about it, you've lost the reader's interest. Everything you write just comes off as egotistical dick-fluffing.

Seriously, go on Udemy and shell out the $20, or pounds or euros or whatever you people have, and take a basic class on how to write fiction. Even just learning a few simple, basic things will help you tremendously.

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Please refer to this complete list of Nigel's posts ITT if anyone is maintaining any illusions of getting through to him

>And yeah, 32k words is a footnote for me. If you think that's bad, wait until you see the Fequestria fic. Hope you don't like Zebras!

One more thing. Word count alone is not something to brag about. You talk about writing 32k words as a footnote like that's something to be proud of. It isn't. I'm going to quote you something I wrote about you earlier:
>32,223 words, 24,535 of which consist of a single scene. The argument scene between Glimglam and Silver "yummy cummy in my tummy" Star accounts for about 76% of this incredibly bloated text. For a point of reference, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald clocks in at 48,413 words. Do the math. Your autistic pony story, which can be summarized in its entirety as "MC goes on date, talks about himself, robs girlfriend's house, shim shams the Glim Glam (spoiler alert: you can't shim sham the Glim Glam), the end", is approximately 67% the length of one of the most highly regarded novels ever written in the English language. 24,535 words into TGG takes us to roughly the part where Gatsby is showing Daisy his house. In the length of time it takes you to lay out one scene, F. Scott Fitzgerald lays out his exposition, introduces all major characters along with their conflicts and backstories, and is chugging along at a fair clip through the rising action portion of his narrative. That is literally insane.

If you could write quality works of that length, that would be one thing. Some authors just write long novels, it happens. If a novel is good nobody cares how long it is. But usually long novels are long for good reason. Usually it's because there is a lot of complicated plot to go over, or there are a lot of characters doing different things simultaneously (George R.R. Martin comes to mind). Point is, shit is usually happening in long novels that makes them long. Your novel, or story, or whatever you consider this work to be, is really not complicated at all. You brag about writing 32k words, but virtually nothing happens during the entire expanse of those words. Silver goes to a party, he has an argument, the argument turns into a fight, he wins the fight, the end. You don't need 32k words to say all that.

This, once more, goes back to a point I've already made before: that you have no ability to filter what should and what shouldn't be in the text of your story. You go off on tangents constantly throughout what I've read of this work. Your entire argument scene is nothing but huge walls of text comprised of shit you believe about shit that has nothing to do with the FiM universe, and strawman arguments about shit you don't believe that also has nothing to do with the FiM universe, being dumped into quotes and forced into your characters' mouths. The fact that you slap labels like "Equalism" or "Harmonism" on your points to try to awkwardly wedge them into the universe doesn't help any of it one bit. You could literally chop out all 24,535 words of that argument scene and it would not detract anything significant out of your text. Not a single goddamn thing.

Continuing to use the Great Gatsby as a yardstick for measuring the length of this behemoth, if you subtracted 24,535 from the length of the text, starting from the back, you would be left with a story about a man who moves to New York, has dinner with his cousin and her husband, meets the fat chick his cousin's husband is cheating on her with, and goes to a party. It wouldn't even get you to the end of chapter 3. 24,535 words is the bulk of Fitzgerald's story. 24,535 words is a "footnote" of yours. Think about that.

>>3866
>As for Glimmer doing evil… I was thinking of having her try to hit him with a Cutie Mark remover spell right after she loses their debate, instead of after he pushes her a little by fighting smarter than her, would that improve the story?
>She's a fundamentally lazy villain.
You want to talk about lazy villains? Let's see some lazy, Nigel.

You are fucking lazy ass wannabe-writer.
Having her use the removal spell will not improve your story or even that chapter. It does not change a god damn thing about how you havent set her up as a villain. I won't give a shit about your "hurr starlight is already a villain because I say so" low functioning autism because you lack the ability to discern human emotions and neither will anyone else.

STOP INSERTING YOURSELF INTO EVERY GODAMN CORNER OF FIM.
It's nauseating how often this happens and it's narcissistic as fuck. The fic is RIFE with it, every. single. chapter. From start to finish.

In Chapter 6 you literally have her show up in a party minding her own business and then your faggot OC attacks her for no reason, wow she's having punch better put a STOP to THAT! The faggot doesnt even know her personally and he has no vendetta against her. You did a shit job on setting up a supposed "hero" and "villain". Starlight's nemesis was Twilight and maybe by association the mane6 would have their own feelings about her since they experienced Our Town. But nobody else on the good side was ever negatively effected by her actions, not even the other princesses and even muh timey-wimey line crap wouldnt actually know it was Starlight that caused it so they arent her enemies either.

>When five of the Mane Six critique her ideas on how to "Chill" effectively, she brainwashes them on the spot.
Hmm where have I heard this exact blogpoint before?
Oh yes. From Silver "Witness me! This open full drum of silver paint is going up my ass" Star
>“And you spat on it! You smirked at it, stepped on it, and spat on it! Twilight gave you new friends to latch on to, AND YOU BRAINWASHED THEM, because when you wanted to ‘Chill out"
Look at that, he has knowledge about something that happened that he was NEVER PART OF. AND NEVER WOULD KNOW OF, SINCE THEY NEVER TOLD HIM. He only just met the mane6, has never met Starlight until this point and suddenly he's going to start offloading all this trash straight out of your mouth about her personal history which is an impossibility for Silver to know, the only reason it's part of the conversation is so you can get all the autistic screeching about her out at once. He's just YOU and your mouthpiece. He knows about this because you know about this. He's angry about this because you are. One can not separate Silver's cock from your asshole and thats why your story tanks. You are an insufferable sociopath autist, and thus so is Silver.

He isn't part of some made up MLP time-police who's watching past present and future, and punishes people who mess with it. Here is no trial for her crimes at the end of the narutarded fight, it's just a self-absorbed decision he makes on his own thanks to your god complex and the same god complex you gave him because he is just YOU. This is why you reject every single piece of criticism. HE IS YOU. And you cant handle the fact everyone fucking hates Silver because you take it personally.

A non-existent backstory of how Silver rose to power through sucking a magical cock off a genie he found in return for infinite power and wealth, but now he's cursed to be thirsty for more dick. The only one who exists in the current dimension that fits the bill of 'nemesis' for redeemed Starlight is Chryalis after screwing over the hive so she has her. Not your faggy ass OC who has NO HISTORY WITH HER, not even one you decide to make up like your forced history of how Silver 'recognized' Twilight from the magic academy.

>Evil Twilight done badly
You criticize it and yet, you arent doing anything better for making Starlight into a better villain. Your idea 'My godly OC removed her ''''universal favoritism'''' so now everyone can hate her like she's meant to be, because I hate her too reeee' and then have a one sided 'debate' over gommunism so she must be evil) is 10 times worse and it's the laziest godamn thing anyone could possibly come up with, it's logic I would expect out of an elementary school kid. But this is someone who thinks copy-pasting Team fucking Rocket who are complete 1-note joke characters is a good villain for MLP instead of coming up with anything original or interesting. A long winded one sided argument of puppets who push the button of autistic sperging about gommunism isnt worth shit as a villain. Your ideas are nothing more than half baked at best, one dimensional cardboard characters or stolen concepts with endless paragraphs of meaningless trival tripe that you think is exposition. Your ideas arent worth shit.

>>3874
>In Chapter 6 you literally have her show up in a party minding her own business and then your faggot OC attacks her for no reason

You know what's even more stupid? Take a moment and look at the OP. See a discrepancy here?
>Who wants to see a fanfic in which, halfway through chapter one, my donut steel OC debates Glimmer and then kicks her ass when she attacks him?
>kicks her ass when she attacks him?
>when she attacks him?

It's almost like OP knows starting shit at a party and throwing the first punch isn't exactly a heroic act. And since he won't shut the fuck up about SJWs, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE PUNCHES PEOPLE WITH OPPOSING POLITICAL BELIEFS WITHOUT PROVOCATION IN PUBLIC SETTINGS, NIGEL

Also >debates and then kicks her ass
Last time I checked Nigel he started the encounter with a Shonen Jump punch.

>>3875
He's trying to reference the point where Starlight is 'seething at how capitalism-pony incarnate is so much better than her.' AFTER he insults everything about her for 20 minutes, and even makes a dig with Starbust so she punches him. AGAIN. ONLY TWILIGHT KNOWS ABOUT HER PAST WITH LOSING SUNBURST. FUCK OFF NIGEL.

Then his shit OC puts some narutist spell on her and 'has a calm debate' on how gommunism is bad. before the full narutoardlet fight breaks out.

It's just as much complete trash as the first time he attacked her out of the blue, and Nigel thinks this is making Silver the 'better pony' who will talk it out. You know AFTER reacting to a single physical punch from her pushing her buttons over and over and reopening wounds withBS knoweldge from the void he couldnt ever know. He reacts to the punch with the threat of INSTANT DEATH. What a hero, totally someone who is worth listening to and getting behind, someone who would ever exist in FiM.

>"FOALS get sad when their friends move away, and whether it takes a few days or a few weeks, they eventually GET OVER IT.” Silver explained. “But YOU... you blamed his departure on Cutie Marks, and you let that hate inside you grow and consume you until you wasted your whole life searching for a way to take revenge on the very idea of Cutie Marks...” He smirked. “When you know in your heart that if he cared for you as much as you cared for him, he would have turned that offer down and stayed with you.”

>Glimmer punched him in the face, but it was like punching a titanium sculpture. Even the area she’d touched seemed to have been transmuted to metal by some kind of spell, though only temporarily. She chipped her hoof, and screamed.

>“I’m invincible when I’m angry,” He explained. “Old Pandarian secret. Did I tell you about the time I skipped my Magic College’s Spring Break party in Las Haygas to study magical secrets all over Neighpon and Pandaland? It’s one of a few neat little tricks I picked up, while learning how to control my rage, so it doesn’t control me. I used to have some issues with that. Here’s another one.”
>His horn lit up, and with the accuracy of a Sherrif, he fired a brief, sharp laser at one of the balloons. It pierced right through, but instead of popping the balloon, it remained whole, as if it was a watermelon somepony had shot a laser through. The two holes on either side of the balloon spun and turned black, peeling off the balloon like stickers, leaving unharmed blue rubber behind, and flying through the air like thrown shuriken, before curving and flying at Glimmer. She flipped over a table full of food and used it as a shield, and the holes stuck themselves onto the table, becoming real holes once again.
>She sighed in relief.
>And then, far faster than before, before she could even react, they turned black again and shot straight at her, sticking to her like the icy hands of death itself and crawling across her body like scuttling insects, until one rested on her right Cutie Mark and one rested on the side of her horn.

“All I have to do is think it, and those fake holes turn into real ones,” Silver explained. “The technique in question is called Eye Of The Needle, a technique from a magical martial arts style the Pandas invented.

Knowing Nigel's track record, this spell is probably stolen from World of Warcraft.

>>3875
>attacks her for no reason
Sure, because who would tackle and disarm a known mass-murderer if he didn't also know that mass-murderer had been pardoned?
Didn't he also apologize to her for opening with a takedown, upon learning that she had been pardoned?
If you want to make my story look bad, you should call it unrealistic that he didn't already know about the pardon.

By the way, someone complained about the "The Shining Silver Star of the Apple Family" title.
I get it, and I agree, that's why I changed it to "Silver Star Apple and the Search for More Money, Love, Magic Cards, and the Meaning of Life" a while ago.

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>mass murderer
Only in your mind, and in your shitty fic
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You can pour syrup on shit, that doesn't make it pancakes

>>3877
Remember what >>3876 said:
>...and even makes a dig with Starbust so she punches him. AGAIN. ONLY TWILIGHT KNOWS ABOUT HER PAST WITH LOSING SUNBURST.
So, he didn't know she got pardoned of her crimes when he was familiar enough with Glimmer's shared home, Twilight's castle, to install a goddamn jacuzzi into it. He didn't know that someone walking free had been pardoned when she was literally living with Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Fucking Friendship.

He either knows Twilight, or he doesn't. Make up your mind, Nigel.

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Uh... can you math?
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I thought I'd already implied enough about how the clones and their shared knowledge works, but Twilight was giving him a quick rundown of her entire life's story while this distraction party was happening.
He knew about the shit castle because he went into it earlier in the story. He decided to fix it up because that's how he's used to impressing mares he likes: Big gifts and a charming smile only Twilight is smart enough to see through.

>>3881
Sure. For example, in the last 4 hours you've uploaded 99 videos to YouTube, 66 of which are WWE2018, consisting of a combined total of just over 2000 minutes - or close to 34 hours - of wrestling video. However, >pic related was the one that really stood out to me.
If anyone is wondering, the complete title is "PONY SLAMS HOOVES ON PIANO AND ASKS IF YOU'RE BIG ENOUGH"
>>3834
You really didn't do him justice. I couldn't see all his videos (my computer doesn't have enough ram) but good god he's as blatantly and completely self-unaware on YouTube as he is in print.
Since it wouldn't be fair to judge him on today's/recent uploads, let's look at his Plague Inc Evolved videos from 3 months ago; 75 videos with 22 combined views (and note, when you upload a video and watch it yourself, you get 1 view).
This cow has a whole shelf full of milk, ready and in stock.

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If Jason worked in the fertizer business, he would have been a made man. He had that decisive reverse Midas touch: Everything he comes in contact with turns immediately to shit.

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I dont know when this Pseudo Ban notice was added, but suck on that mod slong Jason. Pic related.

>>3881
>I thought I'd already implied enough about how the clones and their shared knowledge works, but Twilight was giving him a quick rundown of her entire life's story while this distraction party was happening.
The clones are actually a big part of your problem. Large parts of this story are just difficult to understand because it's hard to tell who's a clone and who's the real Silver. There are multiple places where I had to read over the same section multiple times because I couldn't figure out what was going on; it sounded like Silver was in multiple places at once, then it turns out "oh, it was his clone." The story gets exponentially more complicated according to the number of Silvers there are in any given scene.

And the thing is, the clones are completely unnecessary. The example you give here only proves that you just use them as fix-a-flat to cover your plot holes and to give your character an excuse for being completely omniscient. It's the laziest, most amateurish hack technique you could possibly use to explain away legitimate questions the reader might have. Beyond that it's just another stupid power that he doesn't need to have; get rid of it and your story will improve.

>He knew about the shit castle because he went into it earlier in the story. He decided to fix it up because that's how he's used to impressing mares he likes: Big gifts and a charming smile only Twilight is smart enough to see through.
Twilight being smart enough to see through his bullshit must be something you have planned for later in the story, because it doesn't come through at all in what you've written. He's done nothing but bullshit her so far, and she's done nothing but suck his dick.

Its evident from all his "content" that he spends an obscene amount of time playing video games and watching anime, and taking everything he thinks is cool and writing it into Semen Star's Story. I could speculate how he manages so much time (probably not unlike CWC) but I don't even want to go there. In any case, its evident that he is neither creative - plagiarizing everything, and poorly at that - and then like shoving it in everyone's face like a soiled diaper who, when called out for his shitty (literally and figuratively) behavior, accuses his detractors of whatever just-as-valid-as-his-perceived-greatness term he can draw from a very loose and non-comprehensive browsing of reddit, 4chan, and other sites.
Oh, but his reputation and reception is a conspiracy against him, let's not forget.

>>3881
Can you world build?

>>3882
Not that I'm defending this fuccboi, but I'll give credit where credit's due: if you go to his uploads and sort by popularity you'll find videos that are actually popular (hard to believe but bear with me). Hell, his most popular vid is an All Star shitpost with 23k views, plus several others that were able to get quadruple digit views. But they're a couple of years old. Why he can't get views like that anymore, who knows, maybe he hasn't adapted to the changing algorithms, maybe it has something to do with the 'throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks' approach to making vids that I mentioned earlier.

I made a video with a thousand views in one month literally just rambling to a webcam about how hard bein' a nerd was and how Gamers must Rise Up. I wasn't even a teenager, I was like 11. I quoted KJ-52's song Revenge of the Nerds as substance for my point.

It's seriously not hard to get a thousand views. Never was.

>>3887
You got me there, I was looking at his work in the last year since that pertains to his appearance on Mlpol

>>3884
The clones are there to make his wide arsenal and quickness in obtaining new abilities less impressive. Anyone can become a master at something if they can spend a week pouring over 1000 hours into mastering it, after all.
>>3886
Turn your flag back on and tell me if you know what "14x8" is. Then tell me if it's greater than, or less than, fourty. It'll make sense eventually. Sorry about how smug this sounds, I can't think of a nicer way to word it.
>>3887
I'm not making money from Youtube and I probably never will, so I upload for fun. The game was rigged from the start, so why stress too hard over it? If I get fame and fortune, I can get political power and make the game less rigged.
>>3885
You know, if you word that post differently, do you know what you end up with?
"He plays a lot of video games and watches a lot of anime. He shoves a lot of it into a fanfic he wrote for free. He's mean and he says mean things to people who critique him! He also thinks a group of people who follow him from site to site are following him from site to site."
Scroll up and you'll see one redditor post his own reddit username, while telling someone else to message him there so he can post a link to the Anti-Silver Star Apple Discord Server.
I've been quite nice to actual critics who had something to contribute to the story. But why do the people who complain about the story's genre and fundamental aspects feel entitled to have it rewritten from the ground up to suit them?
You think Silver's too strong? He lost a fight one chapter ago and he'll lose some more fights later on.
You think Twilight's in love with Silver? Give it a minute, he'll fuck it up like the smug autist he is.
You think I share the personality flaws this character has? I don't think I do. My many friends also don't think I do. One friend said I was a bit "Overbearing" in political discussions two years ago, and I respect that guy, so I tried to be less overbearing in political discussions. I chose character flaws from a big-ass list and assigned them to Silver to make him a more interesting protagonist than the typical "Generic human with no character traits goes to Equestria and is loved by all" stories you typically see in the HiE pseudo-Isekai Anime genre.
I don't want to sound pushy, as I'm trying to be a less pushy person. But you're absurdly mad at me for a lot of things that aren't really objectionable at all.

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>>3890
>The clones are there to make his wide arsenal and quickness in obtaining new abilities less impressive.
So instead of giving your character every learned ability under the sun, you give your character the ability to clone himself so that different versions of himself can learn every ability under the sun simultaneously and then share the knowledge with each other, and that's supposed to somehow make the whole thing less ridiculous? You honestly believe your character is less of a gigantic, improbable, poorly-written douche because of this? I refuse to believe that even you are this autistic.

The clones are exactly what I said they are: they're a lazy way of explaining away obvious flaws in your story. One of which happens to be: "how could this character become a master of physical combat AND a master of magic AND a master of the sciences AND write 200 books AND communicate with porpoises AND do all the other ridiculous shit he does?" Oh, the answer is he just fucking makes infinite copies of himself and has each copy learn a different thing, well that explains it perfectly doesn't it?

This is the kind of idea a twelve year old would come up with, and a fourteen year old would realize was fucking stupid.

>Anyone can become a master at something if they can spend a week pouring over 1000 hours into mastering it, after all.
No, actually they can't. There are literally 168 hours in a week. It is physically impossible to spend more than 168 hours a week doing anything, and that's assuming every single second is devoted to that task; no eating, sleeping or going to the bathroom. Any one of the disciplines Silver "spray my shitter with liquid nitrogen because I want you to literally wreck it" Star is the undisputed master of would take a lifetime to become the undisputed master of. 168 hours a week is nothing. Hell, 1000 hours is nothing.

If you consider that the average person is awake roughly 16 hours per day, 1000 cumulative hours is about 62 days. Could you become a master martial artist in 62 days? A PhD-level scientist? Master the guitar? No, you couldn't.

Even if Silver "lube your fist up with strawberry jam so the next guy to eat my ass gets a tasty treat" Star could clone himself and use his clones to learn things, it would still take them longer than he's been alive to attain the skill level he's at. Even if you want to make him a polymath with ridiculous powers you still have to use at least a modicum of common sense.

>>3889

>Yandere Simulator
>Sanic
>Undertale
>Steven Universe
>Wrestling
>Shit tier normie memes
>Mr. Enter
>hours upon hours of shit tier gameplay

The absolute state of Jasons Youtube channel. Look at all this autism. If i did not know better id almost think this was secretly Chris Chans. I hated almost all of these things years before i stumbled over you and to know that Jason took time out of his day to make dozens of videos about it is truly the cherry on the shit icecream. How do you even manage day to day life? I recommend you upload a housetour next to educate us on the matter.

I almost didn't bother writing this post to you and I have honestly descided to stop. I gaiin nothing from this futiled exercise.
>>3884
>Twilight being smart enough to see through his bullshit must be something you have planned for later in the story, because it doesn't come through at all in what you've written. He's done nothing but bullshit her so far, and she's done nothing but suck his dick.
Forshadow that Twi and silver will have a cconflict by having Twi roll her eyes at Silver's
comments othervise we don't expect your story to change after 30,000 words so why stay around to read more?
>You think Twilight's in love with Silver? Give it a minute, he'll fuck it up like the smug autist he is.
But I can't read a 30,000 words in a minute.
>>3847
It seems that after the mods told him this Nigel has actually begun answering some of our critism.

This is the important part of this post. I am curious what do you, the writer of this story, think of the first chapter? Why did you write it that way? What do you find intresting with it? What do you find enjoyable about this piece?

>>3895
After >>3884 I was going to write: Exactly. Since I agree with glimglam's post.

>>3890
>I've been quite nice to actual critics who had something to contribute to the story.
Your problem is you define "actual critics" as people who tell you things that you're willing to hear. You define "contributions" or suggestions as anything that you can add or change that won't significantly modify what you've already written, or would require any level of serious revision. In short, you believe that your story is basically perfect the way it is and anyone who tells you differently is just a troll or a hater.

>But why do the people who complain about the story's genre and fundamental aspects feel entitled to have it rewritten from the ground up to suit them?
I don't personally give a shit what genre you want to write in, or rather I am capable of separating my personal genre preferences from the aspects of your work that make it objectively bad regardless of genre. This is what you're not getting.

If you want to take MLP and turn it into fucking Pokemon-tier shonen manga, then go ahead. I would probably roll my eyes at it and think it was a bad idea, but if you wrote it well I would at least acknowledge that it was written well, even if I didn't personally like it. Your problem is that you don't write well; you don't even write passably.

You don't understand basic, fundamental aspects of what makes a story, literally any story in any genre, good. You don't understand how to avoid the things that make a story, literally any story in any genre, bad. You make common, amateur-hour mistakes: crafting a Mary Sue protagonist, improbable world physics, poor narration techniques, continuity errors, poor characterization, poorly-written dialog, poor narrative structure, leaving spelling errors and typos uncorrected, breaking the fourth wall. You do literally all these things and more. In and of itself that's not a cardinal sin, as most beginning writers make the same mistakes; what is more galling than anything else is that you just ABSOLUTELY REFUSE to acknowledge that these things are flaws. You take the old "it's not a bug it's a feature" mantra to such ridiculous heights even Steve Jobs would be astounded by your pigheaded arrogance.

The reason you have been told, repeatedly, by myself and multiple other anons, to rewrite this story from the ground up, is because if you want to salvage this story, YOU NEED TO REWRITE IT FROM THE GROUND UP. At a minimum it needs heavy, heavy revision and a good chunk of its length truncated.

Whether or not a given artistic work is "good" or has artistic value tends to be a subjective discussion that relies a lot on personal tastes and how one chooses to define both "art" and "good". However, an objectively bad artistic work is easy to spot and is pretty much universally identifiable. I will demonstrate.

I've attached three images to this post. Pic 1 is a piece of erotic MLP fan art. Whoever drew this has obvious technical skill; this is not the kind of image an absolute amateur could sit down and reproduce. Whether or not there is any artistic value to it depends on your definition of artistic value. In this case, the artist can be said to objectively have technical skill; the artistic value of the work produced, however, is subjective.

Pic 2 is Convergence by Jackson Pollock. People have been arguing over whether or not there is any artistic value to this for decades. People have also been arguing over whether or not Pollock had any technical skill. I for one would say that whoever painted Derpy's vagina probably had more technical skill than Pollock, but at the same time you probably won't see erotic Derpy paintings hanging in an art museum any time soon (Sad!). In short, both the technical quality and the artistic value of this work are subjective.

Pic 3 is an illustration by Christian Weston Chandler. From both a technical and an artistic perspective, it is objectively bad. There is no irony or parody in this work; this is literally as good as he can draw. There is no room for interpretation here, this artist has no skill whatsoever. The artistic value of the work is also objectively nonexistent. There is no message or meaning to this, it's just a poorly-rendered drawing of some autistic kid's fantasy. You don't even need to put this much thought into it to see that it's bad; most people would just look at this and tell you it's bad. Quality art is subjective to some extent, but bad art is objective and universally recognizable.

Pic 3 is your work, Nigel, whether you want to admit it or not. You will never improve until you can read what you've written and understand why it is objectively bad. It has nothing to do with your choice of genre, or even your overpowered, arrogant ass of an OC. Silver Star could probably be turned into an interesting character in the hands of a competent writer; the problem here is that you are not a competent writer. My advice (even though I know you won't take it) is to rip this thing to shreds, learn to write, and then try it again when you've improved somewhat.

>>3894
>Time out of his day
Again, I reference the 34ish hours of wrestling videos he recently posted; that's more that just 'time out of his day.
As for that list, those are his 'popular' videos. The overwhelming bulk of his 5000+ vids are a graveyard of "No Views", and what videos do have views are either reposts of existing videos and songs, poorly mashed together songs that have no business being mashed together (his ear is as refined as is his pen), and yes those video game videos.
>manage everyday life
I'm not sure if that comment is directed at me or not, but I'll bite. I'm currently on an extended vacation, preparing to start a personal business. A house tour is out of the question, but I'll be happy to provide how-to videos as my business partner and I build our workshop.

>>3898

the request for a housetour video was adressed at Jason, my apologies. I should have worded that better. But if you think making how to videos about your new workshop business would be of interest, go ahead.

>>3897

I dont think you can point out to Jason more clearly with obvious means how his writing is perceived without beating him over the head with a stack of papers.

>>3897
>but at the same time you probably won't see erotic Derpy paintings hanging in an art museum any time soon (Sad!)
I'd settle for a monument being erected (no pun-intended) in Bubble Butt's honor.

>>3894
I'm curious, what would you prefer that my youtube channel be? Minecraft? Fortnite? Schut Games? Please keep in mind that you're talking to a "Poorfag" here, someone who can't afford the latest shit without a lot of saving and/or commission work.
>>3895
I answered some criticism a lot earlier in the thread. I could scroll up and find it if you want, but this is a big thread so it might take a while to find.
I think the first chapter is a bit dry, but I needed to establish who and what Silver is before he met the ponies. Too many writers forget to make their OC a person outside of the mane six and what they think of him, y'know? Also Silver insults that "The supposedly smart character repeatedly insults someone to show off how smart he supposedly is" trope. How different he acts around each of the three groups once he's separated them with walls is also a character trait I wanted to establish early on.
>>3897
>Your problem is you define "actual critics" as people who tell you things that you're willing to hear
I stopped reading there. I'm sure it'll make you happy to hear that, because it strengthens the "Silver is mean and evil and dumb and that's why he doesn't think my criticism is cool and that's why he's mean and evil" narrative you also tried to push in that fimfic thread I got banned for complaining about. But I've read you saying the same shit multiple times in this thread between posts in which I respond to actual critics quite nicely, so I guess it all balances out.
You're saying I don't listen to any critics unless they're sucking my cock. But have the critics I've talked to and given the time of day in this thread been sucking my cock? My cock doesn't feel very sucked.
You're just mad because I'm not listening to your criticism. As for why...
I'm honestly getting a bit tired of people who think "This story is shit, stop writing it! You're the worst writer ever and you're worse than/just as bad as Chris-Chan! You're gay AIDS and your OC likes penis in his ass! Downvoted lmao!" is the height of literary criticism.
When I showed you a pic on how to get better at criticism, what did y'all respond with? I should have just written /thread there, it would have been funny. And because that's the thread you want to turn this into. You want to throw shit at me until it sticks. You want to call me bad words until people who didn't read the whole thread just assume that where there's smoke (even if it is coming from liberal ears), there must also be fire. You feel entitled to enjoy everything you see and click and consume, even the stuff bored people make for free. And you're trying to make me out to be some kind of horrendous monster because you really, really, really didn't enjoy the pony fanfic I wrote for fun.
I'm just some youtuber. I'm just some writer. I'm just some content-creator, and artist. I'm not any of the things many famous people in this fandom are. I'm honestly kind of boring.
From what you've said to me so far, I don't think my writing would improve if I took your bitching and word salad pseudo-criticism "It fundamentally fails as a suspicious person truncated world physics story! Also you are LITERALLY HITLER AND TRIGGERING ME WITH YOUR AGGRESSIVE AND STANDOFFISH BEHAVIO - wait no I'm on a nazi site - YOU ARE LITERALLY THIS EGOTISTICAL TRANSGENDER NERD NOBODY PRESENT LIKES!" nonsense all that seriously. You want to seem like a critic, but you don't want to be a good or helpful one. You're just in this game because lazy criticism is easy. You're saying bad things about my fic because you didn't personally like it, and that makes you mad, and I make you mad.
I make you very, very mad. I'm not really sure why, since if I'd done anything to seriously offend you on that pony site you got me banned from by sucking admin cock(nice projection btw), you would have posted screenshots of that. You're mad, without a reason to be mad, and you're looking for a reason to be mad at me anywhere you can find it. You and your friends went through my Youtube videos, my DeviantArt pictures... Hell, I'm surprised nobody posted that absurdly-buff Akira pic I once made after losing a bet, leaving the context behind it out while trying to claim I'm some kind of weird fetishist for muscular men.
Your criticism isn't valid.
I don't believe all criticism is invalid, that's just something you've told yourself to soften the blow to your ego. I've listened to you, and that's why I don't think continuing to listen to you would help me improve as a writer.
You're not a good critic. I've seen youtube commenters who are better at criticizing things.
You're mad at me and you want me slandered and torn down like the leftist you are, and all it took to trigger this rage was for me to post a fanfic you personally don't like.
But if you didn't personally like my fanfic, well... So what? I wasn't paid to make a product you'd like. If I was, then sure, you'd have a reason to be this mad over pony fanfic horse words. But you didn't like my fanfic, and that's okay. You aren't really supposed to, because you aren't in its target audience. I'm trying to write MLPFIM as an action cartoon while also trying to preserve its core messages and themes better than nu-fim did when it decided it wanted to exclusively pander to you. It isn't supposed to be one of those excessively-upvoted HiE fics where the human is some bland guy you can project yourself as, or one of those short and shitty non-story scenes that exist to make normies shallowly feel cliche feels. This isn't some Nested Reddit Comment Chain in Fanfic form, like the "Semen Series" or the "Would it matter if I was" series. This isn't some mass-market story, this is the story of Silver and the Mane Six.

>>3890
I don't know what you mean; criticism should be:
1. Positive.
2. Specific.
3. Provide a next step.
What's math got to do with this?

Is this more nonsense about you overblowing one fag from a site for fags following you onto a different site, also for fags? Because you seem awfully obsessed with making that sound like it was multiple people following you 'across multiple sites.'

-and how does leddit factor into all of this anyway? People sharing leddit usernames? Where? Provide the proofs.

>>3901
>inb4 "stopped reading there"

>what should my YouTube be?
Its not a matter of what it should be, its assessing what it is. Being a poorfag doesn't preclude one from making content that people actually want to consume, rather than just recording what one is doing and assuming (hoping) that people want to consume it. The same goes for your Fic. If you make something decent, I'll personally support your work, but I/others don't pay for trash, though we do pay to have it removed.
>criticism
Yeah, I was the guy who gave you ideas about how to give Silver weaknesses that would necessitate the participation of the Mane without making them retarded shadows of their original character. I'm still waiting btw. I did warn you, I am an asshole. ^_~
>Silver is mean and dumb
Not mean, just dumb. Seriously though, its not a narrative, its evident fact.
>You're [all] just dumb
More deflections, par for the course I guess.
>Nice criticism
This is a good point, but not for the reasons you think it is. Have you ever read an article or a post or an editorial by a professional critic? They're not constructive, they're about calling out the failings; what the recipient does with the criticism is their business, not that of the critic. The job of a critic is to thoroughly assess something from a position of expertise, familiarity, and authority, and Glim Glam has done that in spades, yet I doubt you've read more than the first two words. As far as the 'friendliness', did you expect other/special treatment cuz there's the underlying theme of FiM? You obviously missed the underlying /pol/ theme. Also, there are plenty (most, especially of those who are paying attention) who would be happy if you did /thread, but that wouldn't feed into your narcissism, would it?
>I'm just some youtuber/writer/'content'-'creator'/artist
In all legitimacy, you should put a "really bad" in front of all that; such a realization would immediately help to improve your work, but you won't do that cuz reasons.
>Word salad
There's that absent self-awareness you've been repeatedly criticized for.

I'm gonna jump around a bit, please bear with.
>Your criticism isn't valid
sigh
>You're not a good critic
Since you can't differentiate between good writing and bad, it stands to reason that you would likewise be unable to distinguish between good criticism and bad.
>want me slandered
Is it slander to present your failings work and allow people to reach their own conclusions? No one is required to agree with the criticisms levied, and yet everyone seems to. Must be slander, it couldn't possibly be cuz there's merit to the criticisms. Carry on, mightiest of authors.
>better than nu-fim
There it is, your one-armed man. This explains your beef with Glimmer, your self-inserting, and the piss-poor narrative explanations and justifications. You're trying to single-handedly right/write the wrongs of the last few seasons of FiM. The trouble is, you're observably (and painstakingly, as evidenced by Glim Glam) not qualified to do so in a manner that will appeal to anyone.
>I wasn't paid to
I addressed this point. As an amateur, you don't get to demand payment, you have to at least provide a prototype in order to appeal to 'buyers', and your existing work is so lacking that I can't even.
>Not the target audience
While I'm sure you stopped reading long before (or will at least posture as though you had), pray tell: who is your target audience?
>Nested Reddit comment chain
You're right. It isn't FiMfic, nor reddit, nor deviantart, nor some blog that you have any claim over. You're an anon just like everyone else, except you want extrua-spesial treatement cuz you vomit words into a computer or mobile far longer than you should given your competence at writing. You're not entitled, and the more you try to act like you are/should-be, the more you will be shit on. Cuz its shit, and even those - self included - who wade through it are doing so to spare others from the trouble of doing so. How many who have read chapters of yours complain of needing therapy, detox, decompression, or other maladies?
Lastly
>I've done nothing to offend you
Oh, that's where you're most wrong, AND you're first mistake. You're doing it now, and you've been doing it since you first felt entitled to "grace" the site with your filth. You fucked off for a while, and it was nice, but like a bad case of herpes (which I'm not the first to make that comparison) you keep coming back, more virulent than ever. You've inherited the wind so to speak, try not to cry too much about it.

>>3901
>I'm curious, what would you prefer that my youtube channel be? Minecraft? Fortnite? Schut Games? Please keep in mind that you're talking to a "Poorfag" here, someone who can't afford the latest shit without a lot of saving and/or commission work.
>I'm a poorfag, so of course I have to be a Sonic fan, diamond-miner, Undertale fan, Steven Jewniverse fan, WWE fan, YanSim fan, and follower of the cult of Mr. Enter
Show me the line we're supposed to draw here. You think that being a poorfag necessitates having shit taste in games - some of which are a waste of money might I add?

>someone who can't afford the latest shit without a lot of saving and/or commission work
>people pay you to write and/or draw
I guess if Virus-20 can have paying fans, anything is possible...

>>3903
>not just giving him his stupid math answer
Now he's going to proclaim that you're a glimmerbot out to exterminate him for the glory of mother Russia. One step forward, two steps back.

>>3890
>Anyone can become a master at something if they can spend a week pouring over 1000 hours into mastering it, after all.
First of all, you are so fucking stupid you dont know that the rule is 10,000 hours to become proficient, not 1000 so way to go fucking that big detail up. Secondly this is a make believe fantasy for those who dont want to improve and ignore the second half of this. That the 10,000 hours only works when putting yourself to the grindstone, with dedication to that practicing and improving that skill, sacrificing something else. Anything else doesnt hold up to reality. And third it doesnt excuse YOUR BAD WRITING of having your OC a master of every subject you can think of.

It doesnt take very long to learn a new skill starting from scratch, provided you set some time aside for it every day or at least every week, [i]however it can still take 6-10 years to become semi-pro at whatever you seek out to do (sometimes 4 if you are obsessive about practicing and improving that specific skill) for many people depending on the skill it will take their whole life to really become a master and got an early start through childhood upbringings. Because NEWSFLASH there is always ways to improve, learning from different perspectives and teachers and peers. ONLY the ones who will become the new masters will seek out to climb to the top of the mountain with refining their craft to an edge while everyone else settles for something less impressive. Just how old is this irritating shitstain of an OC? You've made him more accomplished than Starswirl, with none of the age that would be required for even one 20th of his abilities, all so he can be a 'stud' for your waifu pillowsack. Just fuck you Nigel.

Do you know how FIM works nigger? You get one thing you excel at and that's defined by the cutiemark. What exactly is Silver's cutiemark talent that he's refining other than the art of rubbing himself out in front of every pony in the room. If you say "Magic" then congratulations, you've given the exact same vague answer as what Starlight's talent is, that lets her do what she does with magic higher than other ponies like the Princesses. And yet she doesnt have complete mastery over every subject, her hobby is pretty mundane, she isnt world famous, and her super-magic (which has a long history of backfiring on her) is still not even half the level of bullshit that Silver can do.

You've created a Starlight that has no flaws in his super magic, with no limitation, for no good reason. Nothing backfires on him and he has no reason to change morally because no one points out he's a an insufferable fuck, ever. You're trying to force the reader to love him because you're obsessed with yourself. If you are going into this fic expecting that you can hand wave everything off about Silver "80th time champion grandmaster in dildo riding" Star and everything else under the sun because muh 1000 hours then you are one of the most retarded people on the planet. This explains why you think you're a professional when you're fucking shit at writing Nigel, and you are self-inserting AGAIN into your OC.

How many hours have you spent dedicated to writing? How many of those years have you done ANYTHING besides increase your vocabulary? Your writing skills are hot garbage. Have you learned or practiced anything anything about pacing, dialog or character development? Do you have no grasp on how to write a good plot? Do you know how to build tension? Can you maintain the suspension of belief? Can you come up with unique and interesting ideas? Do you know how to do good world building, or what that even entails?

The answer to all of the above is NO. This is just long winded wish-fulfillment.
>Atrocious characterization forcing in a literalwho to everyones face, as an insult to the canon characters.
>All characters - background ponies or otherwise are nothing more than blank slate sock puppets with no actual personality or depth.
>An easymode life for the godly unlikable main character, the most boring OC of all time who wins at everything.
>He has a time dilatation spell AND can clone himself, so clearly he can be a master at everything without any sacrifices. FiM machinations be damned.
>No conflict and no inciting incident because everyone is cardboard cutouts to cheer on a self insert.
>Strawman villains that are nothing more than more blogpoint targets.
>The pacing grinds to a halt with another episode of egotistic rambling about whatever your OC is doing or saying.
>What small semblance of a plot is killed off, suffocated for more of your self insert going off on tangents nobody reading gives a fuck about.
>Plagiarized ideas from animu regurgitated onto FiM and even plagiarizing FiM directly, warped and twisted to fellate yourself.
>Skipping over important details leaving gaping plotholes in the work, because it's not about your OC so you cant get a stiffy while typing.

>>3907
See, Nigel doesn't understand the value of his time and effort. His shadow clones are a perversion of the naive desire to have endless time and energy to do all he wishes and be the master of all trades, because he doesn't understand the true value of a division of labor and specialized talents.

Ironically, MLP itself has an entire magical system that is dedicated to individual talents and specialization, so Nigel's going out of his way to toss that aspect of the show he pretends to understand aside. Kill yourself Nigel, this is your mindset.

>>3903
Good job conflating the two things that confuse you.
If I really have to say it outright, Glimmer had more stolen Cutie Marks in her town than she had ponies with stolen Cutie Marks. Her Cutie Mark storage wall was also full, so I guess it was a good thing for her that she had jars for the six extra ponies who showed up in her town, and I guess it's a good thing that even though over 100 ponies showed up to her town and either left without their marks or killed themselves after an overdose of Commie shaming tactics at some point during her life, the Mane Six were the first ponies to ever put her Cutie Mark storage wall over capacity.
As for your personalities, you feel entitled to be treated more than two times nicer than you treat me, regardless of how valid your criticism is outside of your own head. I don't take your "It's shitty poopoo and Silver likes cock in his ass" mouth confusion seriously, so you need to go on pretending that I am everything you virtue-signal about hating.

>>3909
>ponies killing themselves
reach much?

>>3901
>I stopped reading there.
That's about what I've come to expect from you. You sure give a pretty wordy response for someone who didn't read what I wrote.

>I've read you saying the same shit multiple times in this thread between posts in which I respond to actual critics quite nicely, so I guess it all balances out.
Speaking of saying the same shit over and over, this wall of text is really just your usual boilerplate response to any level of serious criticism from anyone: you complain that people are being too mean to you to deserve a response, you dismiss all criticism as ad-hominem attacks without addressing any of the points being made, and you insinuate that all your critics are just trolls who follow you around from site to site. Yawn.

In any event, I make the same points over and over because you never seem to grasp any of them, and all of them are perfectly valid points. I'm not going to bother restating them here; however, I will remind you that I am still going through your entire opus line by line in the other thread and addressing, quite specifically, everything I think is wrong with your writing. You are free to read or respond, or you can ignore me, or you can continue to be a whiny sperg; it's entirely your choice. At this point I'm not doing this for you, I'm doing this for myself and others on the site.

For anyone else reading this who, unlike Nigel, has an actual interest in improving their craft as a writer, I would actually recommend doing what I've been doing. If you read a particular piece and find that you absolutely hate it or absolutely love it, it is quite helpful to give it a thorough analysis, pull it apart and explore exactly what you like or don't like and why you love/hate it. It gives you an insight into your own writing and what sorts of elements you should include or exclude, and in particular what sorts of common mistakes that writers make that you can watch out for.

>I'm honestly getting a bit tired of people who think "This story is shit, stop writing it! You're the worst writer ever and you're worse than/just as bad as Chris-Chan! You're gay AIDS and your OC likes penis in his ass! Downvoted lmao!" is the height of literary criticism.
Your words, not mine. In any case, I've given you ample reasons as to why your story is, quite objectively, shit and why you are, quite objectively, a bad writer. You can either choose to listen and improve, or continue to keep writing the way you do and keep getting shit on by probably anyone you show your work to. I know you think I've got some kind of vendetta against you but I really don't have a dog in this fight one way or the other; I'm doing this partly as an exercise for myself and partly because it's funny. The fact that I've actually given you some pretty good advice on how to improve your craft is just a bonus, although I know you won't see it that way.

As to the CWC comparisons, again these comparisons are made because they are objectively accurate. You behave in the same way that CWC does. Your body of work revolves around similar themes and is of comparable quality. You both rip off Sonic the Hedgehog and Pokemon and pretend it's original work. You both refuse to see flaws in your own work and dismiss anyone who doesn't like it as a troll. You are literally CWC with a British flag.

>When I showed you a pic on how to get better at criticism, what did y'all respond with?
We appropriately made fun of you for it, because the pic just shows how completely dense and incapable of self-reflection you really are. You basically just complain that we're not being nice enough to you. We're not obligated to be nice to you, and we're not obligated to like your work.

You keep using the word "entitlement" in your responses, as if we are the people who are behaving like we're entitled to something. You are the one who actually has this attitude. You are the one who seems to feel that he is entitled to have his story read and enjoyed, and that anyone who doesn't like it can either criticize you on your terms or they can fuck off. This is bullshit. Early on in my objective analysis of your work in the other thread, I wrote a post on "Blaming the Audience" that I really do think you should read.

You are the OP of both threads that you're getting shit on in. We didn't seek out this pile of dreck you wrote, seek you out and start harassing you for it. You posted it here, twice, begging for attention and views. We gave you our opinions, you didn't like what you heard, so you started sperging out and it escalated from there.

>My cock doesn't feel very sucked.
That's probably because it's chaffed raw from you continuously stroking it.

>And you're trying to make me out to be some kind of horrendous monster because you really, really, really didn't enjoy the pony fanfic I wrote for fun.
There's Nigel's famous persecution complex again. I've never called you a horrendous monster, I've called you a bad writer, because you are. I've accused you of writing a bad fanfiction, because you did. I've said your OC is horrid, because he is. I've offered substantial proof of all these points, again if you'd like to try to rebut any of them I'll gladly hear you out.

>I'm just some youtuber. I'm just some writer.
Only one of those statements is accurate.

>You're saying bad things about my fic because you didn't personally like it, and that makes you mad, and I make you mad.
I've gone over this enough times already. You're right that I don't personally like your fic, but that's not the central issue here. The things that are objectively wrong with your fic transcend personal opinion; whatever else it is, it's poorly written. I could probably address the same issues I've already addressed without the sarcasm and gay jokes, but frankly you've given me no reason to do so. You'll get "nice" criticism when you write something that warrants it, and can approach this community with an understanding that we don't have to care.

>>3901
A few more points then I'm done. Because I too can churn out thousands of words.

>Your criticism isn't valid.
My criticism is perfectly valid. You just don't like it, because it isn't what you want to hear. Again, if you want to try and actually refute any of my points rather than just fling broad insults and conspiracy theories about "leftists" and people following you around from other sites, I'm all ears.

>I don't believe all criticism is invalid, that's just something you've told yourself to soften the blow to your ego. I've listened to you, and that's why I don't think continuing to listen to you would help me improve as a writer.
As usual, you're projecting. My ego isn't the one getting beat to shit here, Nigel. I really don't care if you want to take my advice or not; you asked, or rather begged, /mlpol/ to read your shitty fanfiction and give you notes on it. We did, and you got pissy because it wasn't what you wanted to hear. Eventually you got so pissy that I decided to take it upon myself to give it a complete roto-rooter rectal examination and lay out exactly what's wrong with it in plain terms, no punches pulled. The project, believe it or not, has actually been fun, and as I've said at this point I really don't care if you're even reading my advice, let alone following it. Whether your writing actually improves is on you; I have no stake, these are just my thoughts.

>I wasn't paid to make a product you'd like.
Of course you weren't. If I'd paid you I'd be demanding my money back; we all would. You're doing this for free, I'm doing this for free. The difference between us is, I'm enjoying myself and arguably producing something of value.

>You're not a good critic. I've seen youtube commenters who are better at criticizing things.
Aw, that just hurts my feelings. *sniff*

>You aren't really supposed to, because you aren't in its target audience.
Blaming the audience again. "You don't get it." "It wasn't written for you." "You clearly don't understand it." I'll say it again, Nigel: you don't pick your audience, your audience picks you. If you submit something you've created to be consumed and evaluated by someone else, that person is your audience. They don't have to like it or tell you they did. If the audience doesn't like your work, it isn't their fault for not understanding it; it's your fault for not communicating what you wanted to communicate. If you're just writing for yourself or your friends, then you don't need an audience at all and criticism doesn't matter. But if that's the case then why show it to total strangers, who have no reason not to take a giant shit on it if it's bad? Why post it here if we weren't in your target audience? You're just talking out of your ass and projecting as usual. If you don't have something worth showing to anyone, keep it to yourself. If you ask for criticism, be prepared to take it.

>I'm trying to write MLPFIM as an action cartoon while also trying to preserve its core messages and themes better than nu-fim did when it decided it wanted to exclusively pander to you.
See, I get that that's what you're trying to do. What I'm trying to explain to you is that you fail to accomplish it. Ironically, as much as you shit on "nu-fim" and it's writers, you actually make a lot of the same mistakes that they do. You inject silly and improbable elements into the world to try and make it more interesting (to you, at least), you attempt to awkwardly wedge a Mary Sue original character into the main cast, you ignore the elements of the show that made it great in the beginning and focus instead on trying to warp it into your own personal Frankenstein creation. You don't write any of the characters well or even convincingly. Where the original series was envisioned to be a show about close friends going on adventures together, you attempt to exaggerate the "adventure" component to the level of epic fantasy while downplaying the "friendship" component until you just have a bunch of cardboard cutout characters who are neither interesting nor believable. Somehow, the OC character, who you put more effort into than any of the others, is the most poorly written, unsympathetic, and unbelievable of them all. In any case, nothing you've constructed resonates emotionally, and most of your "action" and "adventure" themes are too over-the-top and improbable to be taken seriously.

In the words of Lois Griffin: "This isn't art, this isn't even entertainment. This...blows."

>It isn't supposed to be one of those excessively-upvoted HiE fics where the human is some bland guy you can project yourself as, or one of those short and shitty non-story scenes that exist to make normies shallowly feel cliche feels.
Lol now who's bitching about genres they don't like? In any case, what this story isn't supposed to be is beside the point; you completely fail to make it into what you claim that it is. You like action and ebin fight scenes better than feels? Fine, write about what interests you. You'd rather use an obnoxious self-insert OC than a blank-canvas projection-ready empty-template human character? Okay, you're the author; all that is up to you. That doesn't mean you have an excuse to just throw characterization and plot and narrative structure out the window and just write one long, rambling stream of autism about fights and magic.

I mean, come on. Criticism of "shitty, non-story scenes" from the guy who expended 30k+ words on a scene where two characters argue? The guy who padded a scene where his character flies from his office to the building across the street into about two pages worth of play-by-play narration? The guy who randomly dumps walls of text explaining world physics into block quotes and puts it in their characters' mouths?

You get to criticize the style preferences of others when you produce something of value yourself; until then, focus on getting your own house in order.

>>3910
Well then where did the extra Cutie Marks come from? She's got over a hundred severed heads- I mean severed marks in her creepy room, in her creepy fancy customized and marked cutie mark container literally got so full she had to keep the marks of the mane six in jars...
I know suicide is horrendously dark and it doesn't fit the tone of MLP at all. But neither does a commie shame village. Ponies either ran away from her town without their marks and became hobos, ran away without their marks and got eaten by monsters, died in her town, got killed for uncovering the secret of her town, killed themselves, got turned into appliances and shit, or got so depressed and turned so grey that they turned to dust.
And if that's reaching, what's >>3908 "He forgot a zero so he doesn't get *rolls dice* time and effort and he should die" over here?
Also Silver's Cutie Mark is Connections. There are a lot of connections you can make with the concept of connections and a lot of things you can do with it(Good thing he comes from a world that doesn't know what nukes are), so it's basically the best mark possible outside of anything garish like an infinity symbol or Betterness or "Super Duper Mega Magic".
>>3911
I don't see all criticism against my story as pointless. I see criticism of me as a bit pointless, since most of this site's users have just met "me" and there are people in this thread trying to misrepresent me. Nobody here knows about the regular trips I make to the local-ish charity store, or the charity shit I did in my youth, or those two guys whose lives I saved when I was younger, or that one suicidal guy I talked out of suicide(He's better now), or any of the other good stuff I've done. And I don't really like talking about myself, or defending myself from personal attacks on this level. I'd rather advertise my work instead. Besides, there's a good chance I'm actually two or three people working in tandem and everything everyone has said about me is bullshit.
Anyway, I read the critique of my work and the proper criticism is valid. If I'll improve as a writer by reading it, it's valid. I'm actually considering going back and doing that "Make Pinkie and Dash approach Silver before the party" bit someone talked about. Even though it'll make the "Silver gasps and loves the cute Pinkie, weirding everypony else out" scene less surprising. I'm also thinking of toning down Silver's abilities, he was supposed to be the "I have a lot of weakish moves and I know how to use them creatively, I'll turn around the ground under your hooves and that lamppost is now my trebuchet, I love going in with a plan and thinking on the fly when it doesn't work" to Twilight's "I have a lot of power and formal education, I love planning".
Also, "Your audience choses you"? Lolwut? Have you "chosen" me? Is that why you wish I was what you wish you chose instead of what I am? I get that you're trying to ironically quote a reversed bit from my story when Silver talked about selling shit, but dude, no. I choose my target audience when I make the fic, it's people who want to see Twilight and friends kick some ass. Individual people can choose whether they click my fic or not, sure, and they can decide for themselves if they like it or not, but individual people can't decide what my fic should be. Though they're welcome to offer advice on how it can be made better at what it's trying to be.
I get that you don't like it when writers "Clap back" to some of their critics, but... well, if you want to talk about something so shit even its creators won't argue with anything bad you say about it, shit on Fallout 3.
Seriously, that game's so bad, Bugthesderp shat on some of the dumbest parts of it just to try and please FNV fans in Fallout 4, even though that isn't how that works at all.

>>3913
>extra cutie marks
It couldn't possibly be cuz they were busy doing other things, or a variety of other mundane explanations, no certainly not, it must be murder most foul right?
>so it's basically the best mark possible outside anything garish
For one, there you go again trying to make Semen Star the 'best evar'. For two, you wouldn't know garish if you wrote it out in over 100k words, cuz you have and you haven't.
>charity shit I did in my mouth
Sorry, that's just how I read it at first. I'm sure you'll think that's freudian or something, but I had to retrieve my sides so I'm chalking it as a win.
>I helpeded people! I are gud!
We should compare notes sometime. Spoiler alert, you're outclassed.
>I don't like talking about myself
Clearly
>I'd rather advertize my work
Clearly
>I'll tone down Semen Star
I hope so, I truly hope so
>"Your audience choses you"? Lolwut? Have you "chosen" me? Is that why you wish I was what you wish you chose instead of what I am?
That's precisely it. You won't go away, you won't stop, so the only recourse is to try and get you to stop being such a faggot (read: learn to write compellingly so that our forced suffering isn't so insufferable). We're not here to talk about Fallout 3, and while you may intend your audience to be "a particular group", for one I'd love to see the Mane kick (Silver's) ass and for two you're here bothering us. Whatever you intended, you're shilling this shit to us; naturally you're going to get our opinions. Don't like it? And the hoers you rode in on.

>>3913
>cutie mark container literally got so full she had to keep the marks of the mane six in jars…
Evidently you never actually watched the episode, they were placed in the giant iphone at first, she only had them removed and put in jars later.

>>3915
Just gonna add on to this, Nigel is only correct in that there are more cutie marks stored than ponies we see in the town, at least from a cursory glance at the episodes, that's if we assume the entire town takes part in the musical number. Pictured here is the cutie vault with 8 columns and 14 rows giving us a total of 112 slots for cutie marks, there are 13 unused slots, giving us 99 cutie marks before Twiggles and friends get themselves Spear of Longinus'd. Unfortunately, I'm nowhere near autistic enough to go through both episodes to figure out exactly how many ponies we see in the town.

>>3909
Haha! That was only one leaf-anon commenting on your impoliteness and wanting to have a civil and polite discussion with you about your work in return for how he was treating you.
Wanting others to treat you how you're treating them doesn't sound as asinine as you somehow manage to make it sound.

The only one spewing retarded mouth confusion here is (you).

I myself don't give a fuck how you treat me, I don't care either way because it changes nothing, and next time, consider taking your criticism to the right person.
Do you actually have children? Because I don't think you even have a wife.
Cunt.

>>3913
>I'm actually considering going back and doing that "Make Pinkie and Dash approach Silver before the party" bit someone talked about. Even though it'll make the "Silver gasps and loves the cute Pinkie, weirding everypony else out" scene less surprising.
Definitely a good idea. Part of the reason it helps to have other people read your work is because they can provide insight that wouldn't occur to you. When you are the author of something, the story is already in your head and when you go back and read it, you automatically envision it the way you want to see it. Your mind fills in a lot of the blanks, and things that come across as weird or awkward to a reader don't always register in your mind as such. Remember, writing is the process of taking what's in your head and laying it out so that others can see it the way you do. If other people are consistently giving you impressions of something you wrote that are way off base from what you intended, it's a good indicator that it can use a rewrite, or at least some tweaking.

>I'm also thinking of toning down Silver's abilities
Also a good idea. As I read further into this I'm beginning to get an idea of what you're trying to do with Silver, but what I'm trying to explain is that it's just not working out quite the way you'd like it to. There are steps you can take to fix this.

One thing that it might behoove you to remember is that most action protagonists of the sort you're trying to write here don't start out with all their powers. I remember years ago I was watching Inuyasha at one of the later points in the series, where he had a bunch of crazy powers attached to his sword, and my stepbrother who had never seen the show was watching with me, and commenting on how stupid it was that he was so powerful. I had to explain that this was about a hundred episodes or so in and he had spent most of the series going through trials to acquire these powers.

His reaction is similar to the way I and most others on this site are reacting to Silver, because a character who starts off with a huge number of powers and can easily defeat most foes isn't interesting to read about, and can come across as obnoxious, especially when you also write him as being excessively arrogant. In the case of Inuyasha (I don't know if you've ever seen it but I don't watch a lot of the type of anime you usually reference; I'm afraid IY is the closest thing I've watched extensively) he starts out as a character with above-average strength and fighting ability, but still relatively weak compared to where he ends up later on. He gains most of his abilities over the course of the series. This is generally the preferred way to do these things.

My personal recommendation for Silver would be to reduce his powers down to a reasonable, mortal level. It's okay to have him be above average, even extremely talented, in maybe one or two areas. But you have to leave him room to grow and improve himself; otherwise what's the point of the story? If I were writing it I would give him a sense of strong business acumen, but make him less excessively rich. Make him an up and comer in the business world who hasn't quite made it yet. I'd make him maybe a magic prodigy in the same way that Twilight was at the beginning of the series, but not a hugely accomplished magician. Maybe give him one or two tricks that he's really good at and uses often to show off (the portal trick could actually be kind of a fun one), but dial it back to where he's got a lot to learn yet. I'd still recommend eighty-sixing the clone ability, but if you want to keep it at least don't have him start off with it, make him earn it.

His being the author of 200+ books is beyond excessive, maybe make him a prodigy with an interesting backstory who wrote maybe one somewhat successful book. He took the profits from the book and invested them into opening a magic shop or something. The magic shop was successful so he turned that into a chain. He's successful while still being believable, which humanizes (poninizes?) him and makes him more accessible to the reader. This buys you credits you can use to make him more of a dick in other ways if that's what you want. Maybe his poor upbringing made him ambitious to the point where he's not above grifting and stealing to get what he wants, so he's basically a legit businesspony who moonlights as a small-time hustler, and has an interest in magic and culture as well; sort of an anti-hero version of a renaissance pony.

See what I did? I really didn't change his character all that much from the way you made him, I just dialed him back to a level where he becomes believable and sympathetic. Usually the best protagonist for this type of action story is an individual who is flawed but not irredeemable, and stronger than the average resident of the world but still at a training stage that gives him room to improve.

This could actually help make his relationship with Twilight easier to develop as well. Imagine this scenario: Silver is not really famous, but autistic book horse knows his (ideally good but somewhat obscure) book, so she recognizes his name when he comes to Ponyville and tries to strike up a friendship. As she gets to know him, his arrogance and obnoxiousness turns her off, but he occasionally shows her a more human (pony) side that makes her want to keep getting to know him. He tries hard, usually too hard, and shoots himself in the foot a lot. She eventually finds out about his criminal side, which creates a moral crisis for her and forces him to examine himself, and ultimately make a choice between either friendship and redemption, or pursuing a lonely but probably lucrative path through life.

See how you set stuff like this up? I really didn't need to change that much of Silver's character to make this work, I just fleshed him out a little, toned down his powers and made him more human (ponyish). Now you try it.

>>3913
>>3918
>I choose my target audience when I make the fic, it's people who want to see Twilight and friends kick some ass.
Another something for you to consider: this may be who you intended to write for, but did you actually write something that such people would want to read? Give that question some serious thought; I'm not trying to insult you or ridicule you right now. Is "Twilight and friends kicking some ass" really what happens in your text so far?

Unless I'm way off base, what you're basically trying to write here is an action story. The format you're writing it in is also closer to a serialized format like a manga, rather than a more contained format like a novel. In some ways this gives you more freedom. You can basically keep writing for as long as you want to, chronicling the adventures of your character in bite-sized chunks without being constrained to the length of a single self-contained volume. However, I would still invite you to take a closer look at some of the long-running action manga series of the sort you seem to want to emulate. They usually move in arcs, which function like small, separate stories that play themselves out over the course of multiple chapters/volumes. The serialized format doesn't alter story structure; there's still a beginning to the arc, rising action, a climax of some sort, falling action, and a resolution that returns things to a starting point, but usually with the characters having grown or learned something. Then there's usually a couple of one shot humorous stories that last for a single (episode, chapter, what have you) before another arc begins, and the characters have another opportunity to grow and/or gain something (power, knowledge, whatever). This is the formula you should aim to follow.

Imagine that Pinkie Pie is blowing up a balloon. She's going to blow it up until it pops. You sit there, watching as she steadily blows air into the balloon. It keeps getting bigger and bigger. You know it's going to pop, but you don't know when. Every time you think the balloon is full to bursting, she manages to put a little more air in it. You can't fucking take it anymore. Finally, just when the anticipation has reached the point where you think you might actually die, there is a loud "pop", and the balloon explodes all over the place. Maybe it was full of confetti and confetti is everywhere now, because that sounds like something she would do. In any event, now that it's popped, you can relax for a few minutes. But then, she gets out another balloon, and the whole vicious cycle begins anew. That's how a story like this is supposed to work.

Now imagine another the same scene, but instead of blowing steadily until it breaks, Pinkie blows a little air into the balloon, and then lets most or all of it out. She blows into it again, then deflates it. Over and over. Sometimes there's more air, sometimes there's less, but the balloon never even comes close to a stage where you'd imagine it would pop. It will probably never pop, she just keeps blowing it up and letting the air out. It's not exciting to watch, it's just tedious. This is how your story currently works.

Every time some interesting shit happens in your story, you're putting air into the balloon. Every time you go off on a tangent about some random subject or start dumping unsolicited world info or backstory on Silver into quotes, you're letting it out. Not only does the balloon never pop, there's no indication that it ever will. Even if you manage to pop the balloon eventually, by the time that happens the audience will have lost interest, if they're even still around. I mean, you're how many thousands of words into it at this point, and what has actually happened so far? Seriously, take a moment and catalog all the events that actually occur and see how sparse it looks on a timeline.

Another thing to note about long-running serials is that there is usually a central plot arc, that runs like a single thread connecting all the smaller arcs together. It usually is anchored in some kind of quest or objective that the protagonist sets out to achieve. The smaller arcs are self-contained episodes that happen along the way. For instance, with Dragonball Z, the story is mostly a bunch of self-contained sagas that pertain to certain fights or certain characters. The overall arc is that Goku or whoever is trying to find the fucking dragonballs or whatever. Inuyasha's central arc is that he's trying to defeat Naraku; along the way he fights battles against demons and beefs up his sword powers. Naruto's central arc is...slathering potato salad on his dick and having his dog lick it off I guess; I've only ever seen one episode of that show and that was plenty. I honestly have no idea what it's about. But you get the point.

The main arc is the glue that holds everything together and gives the MC his purpose. The smaller arcs are where most of the entertainment value lies and where most character development occurs. The serial format give you a little more freedom to explore different ideas and pursue one-shot stories and side quests, but you need to at least follow the formula somewhat, you can't just ramble autistically about whatever whenever. Above all, action stories revolve around action; shit needs to be continuously happening in order to keep people engaged.

In the case of your story, the central arc is probably Silver's quest for personal redemption and fulfillment, which will probably culminate eventually with him forming genuine friendships with the M6, possibly boning Twilight, and maybe realizing that crime doesn't pay. Along the way, you can send him on all sorts of zany adventures that can be whatever you want. But you need to stay on topic, keep the action flowing, chop out needlessly verbose dialog (hint hint 30k word long argument scene), and make sure you know when and how you are going to make the balloon pop, and how to build up the appropriate tension.

>>3914
Anyone else find it funny how when I critiqued a certain someone's ability to critique, that someone immediately threw out ALL of the stereotypical "Writer who cannot take criticism" damage control soundbytes, including stuff he hadn't even gotten around to accusing me of saying?
Also I already said let's not get into a "I'm a better person than you!" contest. This is the internet, we could both be bullshitting each other.
>>3915
In the version of the episode I saw, the big cupboard thing was full. Glimmer stored the Mane Six's marks in jars specifically for... I forget why.
>>3916
>that guy I hate is only correct in the sense that he's correct.
I kind of just guessed around thirtyish ponies were in that town. It's possible that she had some kind of underground gulag for the "worst" thoughtcriminals and everypony in her town had just forgotten to say "Btw twilight plz help me break these trapped pones out", and that's where hopefully all of the mystery 70-80ish ponies went.
>>3917
I diagnose you with gay, you whiny pseudointellectual redditor. Fuck off over to some adult political discussion so you can try and impress the adults present with your ability to (mis)use big boy words and terms while talking about "Muh cycles" and how "we have to prepare for the badness cycle guys! I'm smart for saying that! plz gib upvoats". Or fuck off back to the reddit/discord circlejerk that gave you this titanic ego. Either one works, but you honestly don't belong here.
You aren't intelligent. You aren't redpilled. You don't engage people in intellectual discussions. You don't care about western civilization or its future. You're just here to try and gain "Notoriety" so you can pretend your tiny scrap of internet fame means something. You're here because it's where the people went when they left you and the communities you and your friends ruined to seek greener and less circlejerky pastures.
You aren't here to have a good time. You're here to stop others from having a good time without you because you're secretly bitter about how lonely and irrelevant your "Ebin internet troll" lifestyle has left you.
You cry a lot when people don't treat you how you feel entitled to be treated, but you are a cuck.
And a fraud.
You are a cuck, and we have nothing to offer each other but scorn because I can't cure you of what you've got. I'm sorry for whatever parental neglect/abuse in your past caused you to act out in this way for attention, you didn't deserve to be raised like that but if you turned out like this, they deserved you. I'm sorry that you're addicted to the feeling of thinking you're being persecuted for loving glimmyglam, and your own sad idea of fun, but if I can't cure you, that means you will gain nothing from continuing to talk to me. So please, stop embarassing yourself, and stop trying to force your own views on what I "Must be" onto others. Don't make me tell the people here about that time you exposed yourself on a subreddit for old people while trying to convince the people there I'm what you think I am.

(user feels in charge)

>>3918
>>3919
I like this, and I like you.
Naruto's arc was "Become awesome and prove I'm awesome to everyone who doubts, resents, and/or despises me" when the series was good, but it got swallowed up by the Uchiha like everything else in that category-gayht storm the story became. People talk about the last arc having too much DBZ bullshit but it all started when Itachi showed up and had "I can look at you and kill u instantly with mega black fire!" ability and a "I can point at you and make eye contact using my finger!" ability. Also the susanoo gundams were stupid, they should have been people-sized armour suits at best.
My autistic tendencies compel me to say the proper way to ponify "humanizes" would probably be "equinizes", but we'd need to check with an expert to be sure.
And you're right about Silver. I'll go back, edit some chapters, and nerf some stuff. And I'll remove some upcoming stuff, too.
I'm going to trim the fat from his backstory and keep the essential parts here, tell me what you think.
His backstory so far is: He was a smart, tough, lonely farm boy named Star Apple, and the only Unicorn for miles around. He lived on a western movie-themed Frontier Town named Manetanner if I don't think of anything better by the time that comes up in-story, and he was a fat kid who studied hard instead of making friends. His mom was a florist who married into the Apple Family after she met his dad at a gardening convention, and they moved to the frontier because they were bored in Manehattan and adventure sounded fun. He grew up on the farm and using magic to alter the fruits was banned, and so was using tech to make fruit-picking more efficient. They were old-fashioned ponies and he resented them for being that in the usual dumb kid way. Also, he taught himself magic from books he picked up in other towns while experimenting a lot, making random inventor crap, learning whatever he can, often by doing magic stuff wrong and learning why it went wrong, and so on. Then cattle rustlers went for his farm, so he picked them off one by one during a cattle theft using the crappy spells he knew and the inventor devices he made, and he became the town's deputy.
He got older and became a preteen, and decided to travel Equestria as Silver Blaze, young and magic bounty hunter, using his handful of magic spells and gizmos in creative ways to get around Stand-esque gimmicks used by many great outlaws he took down.
There was originally also going to be a bit here where he sent out a bunch of Silver Spares and many of them formed their own lives, the best ones going on to join his Leverage-esque crew on secret heists in his later years. One of those spares would go to Pony Asia and learn kung fu+The Spin from Jojo's while also "Fixing" the anger issues he used to have. And he still has them, they're just not as bad as they used to be. But I'm not sure about that now. On one hand, if he has a Leverage team, it means he has friends, so befriending the mane six is less special for him. So if they're all copies of himself, it still works.
Anyway, years later, he got old enough to go to college, and he reinvented himself as Silver Star, a suit-wearing british-voiced mysterious pony so he wouldn't have to deal with the "I can't allow some commoner to be my friend!" garbage he expected to encounter. He encountered less of that than he expected(possibly? unsure). Picking an obviously western-themed name was a small act of rebellion against the obnoxiously fake pseudointellectual rich-idiot ponies in the town, but he made friends at the school he went to. Though they ended up hating him after he fucked up in a big way and (spoiler) but he's still pouring money into finding a way to fix that.
He wasn't magically powerful enough to enter Celestia's School, but he was smart enough to get into the next best thing, Duel Academy. There, he learned combat magic, strategy, magical duelling, and he gained a formal education in the higher-level magic stuff while also taking secret remedial courses for the lower-level stuff he skipped or learned wrong. For example, he thought unicorns HAD to DBZ yell his whole life when casting hard spells.
The secret test to get in… It's the Kobayashi Maru. Silver got through it by being smart enough to spot a big hole in it I saw when I saw the Star Trek movie years ago. (I watched the actual Star Trek shows later and liked the original more)
He was sworn to secrecy about how he got in, so to maintain that secrecy he hypes the secret up like it was some kind of "Ultimate chosen one, equal of sage, great heaven" deal, implying that's what it was, when it was really just something anyone could figure out.
When he graduated, he did business shit, and that's where I began the story because I was originally planning on doing a "Every chapter starts and ends with a flashback scene to the guy's childhood, like how Oliver Queen from Arrow had flashbacks to his time on the island" thing I ended up dropping.

So, what do you think so far?

>>3920
There are no other versions of the episode, Dear Leader Glimmer specifically orders Double Diamond to get their marks from the vault in part 2, in part 1 in makes a great big show of the marks going into the vault complete with loud sound effects as they're sealed behind the glass. You are correct in one aspect, you are wrong in another. That's if we ignore for a moment that some of the cutie marks present in the vault have duplicates and others even belong to ponies who at the time of the episode are living in Ponyville.

It finally clicked in my head. I didn't get this in the begining of these threads. I was wondering why Nigel believe us to be Glimmerlovers and communists and I finally saw it from his perspective.
He posted this fic here since he knew with this specific chapter since he thought he had made something we would appricate. A story in which communist were beaten in debate. But since he didn't get a good reception he wondered why that was. I think he had seen Glimmerposting earlier on this site so he came to the conclusion that some communist, which favorite horse is Glimmer, saw his post here. And since this person is a communist, he decided to call up some friends to shill and raid his post.
That is why he has been, I don't know if he still is, convinced that you all are Glimmerniggers.
>I like this, and I like you.
Cute.
i know it wasn't directed towards me. You're tearing me apart Nigel. But I have said it before, I like a lot of your points on fim then I don't know you personally so I might not like you per se. I watch this thread and have my opions of what people write to eachother but this is the internet and I am not someone's mom so I am not going to lecture people on what they should and should not do.
A I right about it being you behind the posts about how Fluttershy became a manipulative bitch who made Discord emotionally dependent on her, Applejack became a stupid hick who gets angery at any other fruit than apples and that Twilight was turned into a ruby rose character? I have no idea of who ruby rose I btw But I do agree with those first points and with a lot of your other points.
However, I garantee that none of us are communists and I don't like your story.
I haven't read it because I usually just scan through a fanfic before I give it a shot. I was meet with a wall of text and I just felt so unmotivated to continue so I read what Glimglam posted about it instead. I figured that since you didn't point out in flaws in his description of your story, he wasn't misrepresenting you.

>>3922
I know there was no other version, I was making a joke but I forgot what it was.
I hope the whole "Glimmer killed ponies" thing isn't what canonically happened to make Glimmer's bullshit power level happen.
But if she didn't kill anypony there, she definitely killed ponies in the alternate timelines she created by going back in time to ruin Twilight's life.
>>3923
I don't think you're ALL them, just the ones that are them. Just that handful of dumb guys that are trying to insist I'm a bad guy, because they want to dupe people into thinking I'm a bad guy. It usually works for them on other, less smart sites, where "Muh group consensus" is god.
Also yeah, there are many ways to write a redemption story but "The supposed-to-be-nice hero uses friendship to make the bad guy emotionally dependent on her approval, keeping his balls in her purse instead of doing any heartwarming shit or whatever" really just doesn't sit right in a setting like FIM. The ponies are supposed to be cute, innocent, optimistic things in a dangerous world they tamed so hard they literally control the skies. Snooty places like Canterlot and Modernish places like Pony New York are supposed to be exceptions to the rule, not Ponyville.
Applejack... She was a really nice pony. She might not have topped any "Most popular" polls, but she was a good and respectable pony, and she deserved better than what the nu-writers did to her, turning her into the memey hick they see all southerners as.
As for Twilight=Ruby, I don't remember saying that but that's a good way to put it. After they "Fixed" Twilight's "Biggest" character flaw, she felt like a generic "Vanilla Protagonist" too often. Instead of seeing Twilight trying to make it as a princess and prove to Celestia that she can do this, we see a generic princess protagonist read lines on the script given to her by writers who'd never met her.
I think it's because they focused so much on the "Her being an Alicorn totally wasn't a dumb thing! Look, she's older now, so it fits!" stuff.
Ruby Rose worked when she was a socially-awkward weapon-loving dork two years younger than everyone else. When she got older and just became a generic "We can do it! Yay hope! I keep smiling because light!" protagonist it felt shallow. It felt like a downgrade. The writers didn't earn those "Smiling despite what she went through" points. The writers didn't earn anything. They just tease stuff for a while and then show it. It's like Steven Universe only not as bad.

>>3924
>But if she didn't kill anypony there, she definitely killed ponies in the alternate timelines she created by going back in time to ruin Twilight's life.
That's debatable, even in the crystal war timeline the fighting amounts to slap fights and ponies have cartoon level resilience, so dropping boulders on Rainbow wouldn't have been lethal considering she's crashed at high speeds and walked it off prior. FiM isn't made for adults, there isn't anything in its universe or mandate that's lethal since producers in the modern day don't think kids can handle anything too dark, even the villains are exempt from outright death. Sombra exploded, sure, but he was shown to be able to regenerate his form from a single part, even the Storm King wasn't really dead thanks to the post credits scenes.

What I'm trying to say is, you've based a large portion of your judgement of Glimmer on headcanon derived from the staff's lack of maintaining consistency episode to episode (and occasionally even scene to scene if you pay attention to the wildly changing geography) and misremembered details in episodes. Since you've stated that your aim is to fix what the staff borked, one would think you'd pay a greater amount of attention to the details of what you're attempting to fix.

As an aside, fixing Glimmer isn't about her suffering retribution for what she's done, she's already been pardoned by Twaggle Sprinkles, so the better method would have been to send her back to Our Town to make amends and to remain there until she's learned and truly understood why what she did was wrong. A good scenario would be to have a Nishruu attack the town because of GlimGlam's excessive ShimSham, nullifying her ability to just magic the problem away and forcing her to utilise her leadership skills to make use of the talents and unique abilities of the town's residents to drive it off, realising in the process that utterly leveling the playing field like a dirty commie doesn't solve problems. And yes, a Nishruu would absolutely work, Hasbro owns Dungeons and Dragons so there's nothing stopping anyone from just ripping shit out of the monster manuals.

>>3924
I'm not sure anyone ever has called you a bad guy, just a bad writer with a bad OC.

>>3924
>I don't think you're them, I just think that everyone I say is them
Am I the only person who sees the numerous fallacies in this position?

>>171069
I think this is a measurable improvement. The backstory here is much better and comes across as less silly. I would definitely keep his magic abilities limited, especially early on. The more you can have him rely on ingenuity and creativity and less on high-level kamehameha type stuff the better off you'll be at establishing a good foundation on which the audience can build their opinions of him. At least in the beginning, like I said if you want to have him learn more high-powered spells and techniques later in the story that's up to you, but definitely in the beginning he should be physically and magically weak but intelligent and resourceful to make up for it. The progression through adolescence where he tries to make a living as a bounty hunter also has some potential, again just try to resist the urge to make him too amazing at it. The idea with fleshing out his backstory is not so much to provide a chronicle of neat stuff he's done, as much as to lay out the events that shaped his character, both the positive and negative aspects.

His childhood on a farm, for instance, would teach him the value of hard work and the value of money, but would also likely be the origin point of his greed and obsession with elevating his social status. His parents stifling his creativity would give him a chip on his shoulder which could make him moody and angsty, but also increase his hunger to escape mediocrity and pursue greatness. Having his family farm pillaged by cattle rustlers would teach him about loss (inb4 loss.png) and how anyone's achievements can be torn down in an instant. Personally, I would nix the bit about him going after the cattle rustlers and becoming the town Deputy; rather, I would have him go after the rustlers but fail miserably. He uses everything in his arsenal but it's not enough, either they get away and he's left hungry or they beat him to a pulp. Either way he survives and learns a lesson: that life is cruel, and he needs to become stronger. Think Batman Begins: when Bruce Wayne first tried to pick a fight with criminals, did he win? No, he got his ass kicked, but getting his ass kicked was an important development point for who he later became. He realized that grit and determination and righteousness isn't enough, you need an edge; you need strength, and you need to be ruthless to some extent. A fight isn't about who is morally right, a fight is about who can win. All of his experiences teach him good things and bad things, and both shape his character.

Going off to college, affecting a fake accent and trying to pass himself off as a blueblood while rigorously studying is exactly the sort of thing a character with this kind of backstory would do, so good job there. You're definitely on the right track, again just try not to have him gain quite so much power. You want him to emerge from dueling school as capable, probably on-par or superior to most of the top students, but not so overpowered it's implausible. You may want to consider giving him a rival here, possibly someone who actually is the type of blueblood Silver tries to pass himself off as. I'd make the rival as powerful or more powerful than him, whether or not Silver eventually defeats him or the conflict is left unresolved for possible future reuse is up to you; it's a stylistic choice and either could work.

I'd like to try to steer you away from the Kobayashi Maru business if I could, just because it's instantly recognizable as being from Star Trek and it's really not necessary to Silver's development. When I first came across it in your text my eyes pretty much rolled themselves. If you insist on keeping it in, since it's such a recognizable reference you want to make sure you write it in a way that makes it clear you are referencing Star Trek rather than trying to rip it off, which is a somewhat hard thing to do. I can generally do it but I don't know how to explain how to do it. In general I'd recommend you avoid referencing things outside the universe you're working in.

Having him working in business after college is a fine place to start, again just try to make his level of success plausible for the point he's at. There are a lot of practical considerations to business that have nothing to do with grit or moxy or the character's will. You need startup capital, a product, a way to manufacture and market your product, etc etc, and time for the business to take root and grow. It's unlikely a recent college grad from a humble background would own his own skyscraper, for instance, no matter how smart and talented he is. Maybe make him a small-time entrepreneur, or even an employee of someone initially. Maybe even have his initial adversary be his boss; he works for a shady company run by a shady pony, and he figures out some clever way to force him out and take over his company. There's a good first arc right there.

>>3928
>>3921
A couple more things.

I'd like to stress that how you go about revealing the character's backstory is as important, maybe even more important, than the content of the backstory itself. Probably the worst thing you can possibly do is have the character explain his entire backstory as dialog, and especially not at the very beginning of the story. If you give the whole thing away at once, then the reader knows everything about this character and there's no more mystery to him. Although in some stories the character's backstory is given away all at once, it's usually done quite a ways in, after a great deal of mystery has been built up around the character. In the case of Silver "sorry but I can't resist doing this joke one more time, butt sex lmao" Star, you're going to want to give it away in small pieces, and only in places where it's appropriate. When possible, try not to have Silver himself explain who he is, try to show who Silver is and where he came from. You can do this through flashbacks, memories, inner monologues, whatever; just for the love of God please don't have Silver just start lecturing ponies about work ethics and bragging about how he used to beat up cattle rustlers while he's in the middle of a fight scene. Or a date.

I've actually got a YT video you may find helpful. It's a recording of a lecture on how to read and interpret fiction from the perspective of a writer rather than just consuming it as entertainment. The lecturer is William S. Burroughs, who I'll warn you was a beat writer and fairly degenerate in many ways (he was a literal fag and a drug addict, among other things). His actual writing I can generally take or leave. However, his analyses of literature are very interesting to listen to and I personally have picked up a lot of interesting ways of thinking from him. In particular, pay attention to the part where he's talking about the character of Jay Gatsby in The Great Gatsby, and how he is fleshed out. It basically goes over ways of thinking about a character as a whole person (pony), but only writing the parts you need the reader to see. If you do it right, the reader will get the sense of the whole character just from the breadcrumbs you give him, and be more satisfied for having pieced it together himself. You definitely don't want to just dump all the information in his lap at once.

Anyway, here is the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dymsKE_N3A

Another thing I've mentioned before that I'd like to stress again is your characterization needs work. This is just the art of understanding who your characters are and determining how they will think, speak and behave in a given situation. It's hard to learn initially, but once you do learn it comes very easily and you can do it without thinking. For an OC like Silver, what you're doing currently is a good start. You want to get everything you can about him fleshed out: who he is, where he's from, where's going. What are his abilities and shortcomings, what is his personality like, what does he like to eat, is he a top or a bottom (sorry that's the last gay joke I'll make about him I swear), etc etc. Write it all down, but don't put it all in the story, just use it as reference. When you're writing, try to imagine yourself as the character. You need to write his dialog in his voice, not yours, that is crucial to making your character believable. You need to think about his actions and how he reacts to situations from his perspective, not from the omniscient perspective of the author. For instance, your scene where Silver starts petting Pinkie Pie. Is that something Silver would do, or is that something that you, the author, would like to see Silver do? There's a difference between these two modes of thought, and you have to learn how to split them apart, even if the end result is the same.

For the other characters, the preexisting pony characters, their personalities and backstories are already established, so it's a matter of just doing the same thing as with your own characters: learn to think like them. I've suggested before, and would still suggest, writing some short exercise type stories about small interactions between different characters in the MLP universe. These are not necessarily to be published, just to experiment with the characters and see how they act. Writing greentext from a prompt is also a good way to learn this. Focusing on simple scenarios where there is minimal action going on forces you to focus on the characters and how they think, speak and behave. Once you've got that figured out, you'll find your characters behave much more naturally when you put them in your actual world and have them react to your action sequences. You'll be able to integrate your OCs into the canon universe much less awkwardly as well.

>>3920
Oh my-oh my, what do we have here?
It's hilarious because on one hand you're pointing out my 'notoriety,' as if it's a flaw, (it is), but you seem intent on giving me the notoriety you criticize.
>Don't make me tell the people here about that time you exposed yourself on a subreddit for old people while trying to convince the people there I'm what you think I am.
THIS, is what I'm referencing by the way, because you seem intent on 'threatening' me with something; when I quite blatantly told you to 'do it faggot,' even though I'm not the person you're threatening and you're just giving said retard 'notoriety'

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when you think said person is me
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but you criticize my notoriety
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mhmm

Big thinks.

I'll ask again, do you have a wife?
Cunt.

>>3929
>>3921
Oh yes, I knew there was something else I forgot to mention. The clones.

Again, I would personally like to try and steer you away from them as I think they make your story overly complicated without really adding much. Every time there's an extra Silver, the reader has one more iteration of the same character to keep track of and it gets difficult to keep track of where the real Silver is. They also seem to be a bit of a crutch you rely on to give Silver unearned powers or to explain away improbable events, and in any event I have to insist that you please stop using them that way.

One idea I might suggest is maybe having one clone exist, and rather than have him be a servant or assistant to the real Silver, make him be an evil twin or something. Like let's say that at some point, probably in college or maybe earlier, Silver attempted a high level spell that was beyond his abilities, or maybe tried to modify a less complicated spell as he does in the original story if I remember correctly. I seem to recall that he modified a basic cloning spell so that the clones were able to think and act independently, and retain knowledge, and whatever else they can do.

I would probably have him attempt the same thing, but instead of succeeding, fuck it up. He accidentally creates a perfect clone of himself, but while the real Silver works to overcome his flaws, his clone is just a complete soulless dick. He has his own life and goes on his own wacky adventures, but from time to time injects himself into the real Silver's life, attempting to impersonate him for various reasons, probably in situations like dates with Twilight or other instances where he is getting close to gaining someone's trust but his evil clone conveniently fucks it up for him. It's an old trope that you can still get a surprising amount of mileage from if you do it right.

>>3930
Wow
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you are
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trying so hard
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jesus
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btw I got those games from humble bundle. Cheap games AND I get to support charity!
Also if you want to pretend I "Hate you for being notorious", turn your PC off so you can keep on pretending I'm saying what you wish I was saying.
You're a loudmouthed crybaby, desperate for attention and "Notoriousness". It's sad and pathetic.
>>3931
Sounds good, what else?
I was thinking of reducing his "Arsenal" down to "I have a handful of spells, devices, and enchanted stuff on me at any given time".

(user thinks he knows about Vril)

>>3932
KEK, tell us more about Vril, and loudmouthed crybabies, please

>>3920

>"I diagnose you with gay, you whiny pseudointellectual redditor. Fuck off over to some adult political discussion so you can try and impress the adults present with your ability to (mis)use big boy words and terms while talking about "Muh cycles" and how "we have to prepare for the badness cycle guys! I'm smart for saying that! plz gib upvoats". Or fuck off back to the reddit/discord circlejerk that gave you this titanic ego. Either one works, but you honestly don't belong here.[/b]
You aren't intelligent. You aren't redpilled. You don't engage people in intellectual discussions. You don't care about western civilization or its future. You're just here to try and gain "Notoriety" so you can pretend your tiny scrap of internet fame means something. You're here because it's where the people went when they left you and the communities you and your friends ruined to seek greener and less circlejerky pastures.
You aren't here to have a good time. You're here to stop others from having a good time without you because you're secretly bitter about how lonely and irrelevant your "Ebin internet troll" lifestyle has left you.
You cry a lot when people don't treat you how you feel entitled to be treated, but you are a cuck.
And a fraud.
[b]You are a cuck, and we have nothing to offer each other but scorn because I can't cure you of what you've got. I'm sorry for whatever parental neglect/abuse in your past caused you to act out in this way for attention, you didn't deserve to be raised like that but if you turned out like this, they deserved you. I'm sorry that you're addicted to the feeling of thinking you're being persecuted for loving glimmyglam, and your own sad idea of fun, but if I can't cure you, that means you will gain nothing from continuing to talk to me. So please, stop embarassing yourself, and stop trying to force your own views on what I "Must be" onto others. Don't make me tell the people here about that time you exposed yourself on a subreddit for old people while trying to convince the people there I'm what you think I am."

Never before have you described yourself in one post better, Nigel. This post is proof that you are merely low functioning, since you cant tell who is what. But good attempt. I doubt it will grant you long term betterment though.

>>3906
Who are you on Fimfic, I want to know who he blocked >>3548

>>3932
You don't know anything about me, leddit will always hold a special place in my heart because like most stupid places From the internet it's filled wIth Many people who will give validation and positive praise in the overwhelmingly positive if it has any slight amount of redeeming qualities or 50/100 if its shit.

The internet is just one of those places,
filled with tonnes of unearned, unhealthy and stunted validation.

So why do you care if I share my theories on leddit? Everyone who cares enough to engage gets value out of its discussion or likes it.