Though, can I ask for some more clarification on the rules?
First everyone will need to choose their color, and pick a name.
Once everyone has told me where they wanna start, we'll start in order of color (Grey, teal, purple, etc…).
The dice will correspond to the traditional post numbers, and values are in the bottom right corner. And you just choose which territories you want.
I suppose I'll just ask questions about the mechanics when they come up.
Name: New German Reich
Fucking checked, where you wanna start?
Southwestern Indiana. Or do you need something more specific?
Nope, I can work with that
Name: The Fursecutors
If I join will I be able to do much if I am heading towards sleep soon and brain not function fully.
That's okay, we'll still let you join.
Though I think I'll go ahead and delay another 30 minutes to let anyone else show up.
Start: Center-top (unless it is claimed because I suck at US geography)
Okay, so that's: Cyan, and Dark.
15 slots left if anyone else wants to join.
Got it, glad to have you.
Start: Northern Illinois/Illinois
How often will this run? I can be her often, but player attrition usually kills these games.
Let me change the start to Iowa.
Well we can decide after tonight. If we all enjoy it we continue. If not we'll declare a winner.
Got it. Will keep the thread open until the official start.
North [ 1d10000 = 5806 ]
Westward[ 1d9999 = 8803 ]
north into cali[ 1d10000 = 7225 ]
Fuck, let us try this again. WEST
North-west[ 1d10000 = 570 ]
North [ 1d10000 = 3434 ]
South now.Oh shit. Thanks.
take the southern regions of cali[ 1d10000 = 9702 ]
Try Dice [ 1d10000 = 1368 ]
Looking pretty good so far.>>67467No prob>>67472>>67474
And a new challenger has arrived
East [ 1d10000 = 3326 ]
Lets try to fill the state with knowledge[ 1d10000 = 74 ]
north[ 1d10000 = 8854 ]
Apparently Montanans cannot learn.
Eventually they will learn
Peparing for Dominic InvasionTHIS time for sure
You can also write dice rolls in the message (1d10000) switch ( ) with [ ]
It's easier to type out 1d10000 with brackets around it.
Before, or after you lose? >>67483>>67484>>67485>Dominic invasion from the south
Trump never built the wall in this timeline, did he?
Let's move northeast to cut Michigan off from the rest of the map. [ 1d10000 = 3724 ]
Annex southern nevada[ 1d10000 = 7959 ]
Hopefully before. It will be my life work and perhaps I get a book bus there named after me.>>67488
By the power of blackboards and chalk[ 1d10000 = 7568 ]
I think you just annexed the entirety of Nevada.
Alright give me a minute
Nah lissen her nah, whoever said we wuz MEXican?
Continue the harvest. Then Illinois. It will happen eventually.
Lets make readers out of them, and may it spill over into the other territories.[ 1d10000 = 5838 ]
Finish sealing off Michigan…then proceed with the annexation of Detroit. [ 1d10000 = 1241 ]
Head toward the west, toward the upside-down chair
>>67507>toward the upside-down chair
I think he's talking about heading towards El Paso.
You are excused.
Same thing as usual.
Now lets take it Easbound and Down[ 1d10000 = 6286 ]
Didn't see that. Interesting.
WE WILL RECLAIM THESE OLD MICHIGAN CENTERS OF INDUSTRY IN THE NAME OF THE NEW FATHERLAND! [ 1d10000 = 5229 ]
Continue west toward the West edge, then back along the coast to the south and east.
We know, but first Iowa must be secured and the liberation of Chicago must occur.
Continue pushing west in Michigan. [ 1d10000 = 2925 ]
liberate the last hold out of furrys(in cali) from life[ 1d10000 = 3556 ]
Since the compass is a bit broken and I am in unknown territory I'll keep moving the same way even though I think I read somewhere that the sun should rise in the east and not in the west. But the damn indians hit me on the head and stole my almanac so I am not sure anymore.>keep moving the direction you sent me (westward)[ 1d10000 = 2670 ]
Take Chicago, than move into Nebraska.
Finish the annexation of the Michigan Oven Mitt [ 1d10000 = 3000 ]
Consolidate West Texas, then move East
Here we go fellas.
Oh shit, trips. If there's leftover territories to claim, cross over the Straits of Mackinac and begin the annexation of the Michigan Panhandle.
Give me a minute lads
I lock a billion monkeys in a room with a typewriter to create literal art. And the outcome is… [ 1d10000 = 543 ]>The land I am upon, that land is my land. Take it
So, what would you say about agreeing to an NAP?
I see I need to speed up my educational program soon, or risk loosing my staplers and other office equipment needed to make learning.
>>67535>Non Aggression Pact offered by the German Reich
This is probably a bad idea, but sure.
Continue welcoming Nebraska into the Federation. Then move southeast in Illinois.
I am very pleased with how quickly the annexation of Michigan is proceeding. Continue annexing the rest of the state [ 1d10000 = 4851 ]>>67538
We are a changed Reich, my Midwestern friends! We are both of German ancestry, with deep German heritage. We are as brothers!
secure the new mexican furries and send them to the camps.[ 1d10000 = 4264 ]>>67524
dominic gibe N.A.P and you will not be harmed
I sadly have to turn in, so I will protect my land and my people by building an pillow fort around it.[ 1d10000 = 5938 ]>I will also dig a deep hole and fill it with water and put a blanket over it so anyone who walks on it will fall into the hole
Consolidate the creamy center, and then begin the eastern press
The corn welcomes you.>>67542
Night, hopefully the defenses will stand.>>67541
The desert falls before your mighty fur-killing hand.>>67540>The annexing proceeds>>67543
And the creamy center is being eaten away, bit by bit.
So is this the end for the night because >>67542
or keep going?
Finish Michigan off, then use its factories to help in consolidating Northern Indiana. [ 1d10000 = 3425 ]
Okay your palindrome have convinced me, I will stay on a little longer.>>67544
Push North-East and the South-East square[ 1d10000 = 2606 ]
The four that you got working at the area you designated
The South-East square is Wyoming, in case that helps.
Disregard this >>67545
TAKE NEBRASKA ALREADY. IT SHALL BECOME ONE WITH IOWA.
id like to become one with Iowa if you know what i mean.
I should sit down and learn the states on of these days.
"Your offer is well received. I agree to your NAP. The west is yours."
I wish you luck if you decide to, 50 is a lot to keep track of.
Don't we all>>67554
It's not to hard if you disregard the North-east
Don't worry about it. Most Americans don't even know all the states.
I guess nobody wants Utah
Same plan[ 1d10000 = 3722 ]>>67562
Mormons will be taken eventually, and if I get them they will go door to door with dictionaries.
feel free to take utah.>>67561
continue the crusade into colorado[ 1d10000 = 7989 ]
Fuck Utah. Who wants to share space with the Mormons? >>67561
Take Nebraska than move south in Illinois. The breadbasket will be mine.
Do you still have to learn about each President you have had in primary school?
>>67561>tfw you've reclaimed the Rust Belt
Unless our Midwestern friends object annex the northern half of Wisconsin as a buffer zone. They may have the southern half for their own. [ 1d10000 = 8853 ]>>67562
I mean, would you?>>67566
I think we still do, though I forget which year we learn that in.
nah they are to busy teaching the kids about trannys.
Andrew Jackson is one of the presidents I would put into the running for "Greatest Presidents of All Time".
That's the spirit!>>67565
Kansas isn't quite keen on sharing a boarder with you… Yet>>67564
Colorado seems to be too high to notice you.>>67567
You encounter a lot of people wearing cheese on their heads.>>67568
Andrew Jackson is great>>67569
The Dominics continue eating the Texas-shaped cream-filled chocolates.
take the rest of colorado.[ 1d10000 = 6836 ]
Take the last of Wyoming, then take to north east, then USA.[ 1d10000 = 5107 ]
So, who are you going to go after first?
>>67572As long as you leave Indiana and Kentucky for me, I have no issue with you taking the rest of Illinois uncontested.>>67573
Such a strange people. Regardless, these people are as German as we are: we must continue to unite them. [ 1d10000 = 3341 ]
"EAT IT FAGGOT"
"I accepted your offer. Renege at your peril"
We've become rather fond of Wisconsin cheese. Let us have more of it, but be mindful of our border with Illinois. [ 1d10000 = 9797 ]
into new mexico[ 1d10000 = 958 ]
*whispered muttering in ear*
"That's because it would be too complicated to explain!"
This is my true last of the day. Time is 3:45am and I really should try to get some sleep. I have to sleep without a pillow now because since my land has grown it is now needed in my pillow fortification of my land to protect from Mongolian hoards and the like.[ 1d10000 = 5185 ]
<- Take North Dakota
>>67582>but who's shit will happen the quickest?
Ours! The Midwest will control the Mississippi and have a true port city.
Nebraska then IL
sure, we can
since noveland doesnt want utah ill take it.[ 1d10000 = 6172 ]
Just continue, don't stop for my sake. I trust my pillow fort.
I'm perfectly fine with continuing, myself.
We've had our fill of cheese for a while. It's time to consolidate Indiana for the Reich. [ 1d10000 = 361 ]
I'm not hardly done
Please advise, Nebraska nets me +2. Also roll for Illinois.
If you insist. Have an excellent night. Hope you get more than 4 hours.
As Noveland has gone inward, I feel we should decide what the eventual fate of the unclaimed territories to their east should be, as we're the only other countries that can access these regions.>>67596
Indiana is rightful New German clay! [ 1d10000 = 5704 ]
finish the annexation of utah and convert the mormons to furry hatred.[ 1d10000 = 2696 ]
Thanks.. Luckily I don't have early morning
May the dices be kind to you all, and good night.
>>67597>As Noveland has gone inward, I feel we should decide what the eventual fate of the unclaimed territories to their east should be, as we're the only other countries that can access these regions.
I head south, and you head south. Either Teal Beats Red, Red Beats Teal, or otherwise I come under attack. Like it or not I am your buffer. Unless you position yourself to aid in my defense, you will face powerful foes alone.
South into Kansas. Along the east boarder please.
>>67600>I head south, and you head south. Either Teal Beats Red, Red Beats Teal, or otherwise I come under attack. Like it or not I am your buffer. Unless you position yourself to aid in my defense, you will face powerful foes alone.
I have thought about this. Perhaps it would be best for me to head south along the eastern bank of the Mississippi after I take Indiana. At least that would give me purchase to help draw the Dominics' attention away from you and towards me.
Continue the march south.
Continue uniting the Hoosiers under our banner. [ 1d10000 = 2986 ]
"Fae Dominicus Victus!"
take the last remnants of utah.[ 1d10000 = 7761 ]
South damnit, South through Kansas!
Indiana is almost entirely ours, let us keep at it! [ 1d10000 = 99 ]
into oregon![ 1d10000 = 9139 ]
>>67614That roll, though.
I think I will have leftover claims after that roll. In that case, push south into Western Kentucky after Indiana is finished.
washington![ 1d10000 = 9903 ]
Upon reflection India =/= Indiana….
Hoping for a roll that doesn't fraternize with rolls of the same gender,….
Push south into Western Kentucky, along the eastern bank of the Ohio River. [ 1d10000 = 4407 ]
Shit just got real.
"This is gay"
Push further south into Tennessee along the eastern bank of the Ohio and Mississippi. [ 1d10000 = 9722 ]
Continue the push west to California.>>67627
push into the invading army![ 1d10000 = 9781 ]
Filthy mid western furfags!
"It shouldn't take this long to take Texas FFS!"
(OCD: ACTIVATED) Take the four western-most counties of Kentucky first, then continue the march south through Tennessee along the river. [ 1d10000 = 4908 ]
attempt to cut their men off and then clean up.[ 1d10000 = 399 ]
For clarification, I want to push into CA at all costs. If the land is cut then so be it.
Split our expansion efforts between annexing the rest of Tennessee and marching south along the Mississippi. [ 1d10000 = 1639 ]
take back california[ 1d10000 = 6289 ]
spear head into nebraska[ 1d10000 = 6520 ]
Continue as before. March to the Gulf, and liberate the Tennessee oil fields for the Reich! [ 1d10000 = 3691 ]
Finish taking Texas FFS, while opponents travel thousands of miles in a single turn cuz apparently you can do that
Again, even push west, with an emphasis on taking Utah. If outmatched attempt to hold the Nebraska Trenches at all costs.>>67649
You have no bonuses and your rolls are not great. It is just the RNG (Random Number God) at work
I thought we were playing Risk, not "high roll"
push hard into nebraska[ 1d10000 = 6526 ]
Redirect our previous efforts with the Mississippi towards marching south, then west along the Gulf Coast. Continue liberating Tennessee as usual. [ 1d10000 = 6791 ]
Risk is literally all dice rolls. Don't worry, once you take Texas you will get a 6+ bonus. That will put you on fighting terms with teal if/when he beats me.
Yes, but its not just one
TAKE FUCKING TEXAS GODDAMMIT
Sounds good to me. This was fun. Here's hoping we'll get to do more tomorrow.
sounds good to me, i had fun
You would have got 20 provinces with that roll lol.
That was fun. Nice playing with you all. Pleasant dreams and see you all tomorrow.
Anyone else here waiting for round two of the map-painting simulator?
We'll start in about an hour if everyone else shows up.
Well hoping Mr. Corn is here, everyone but Dominic needs to roll.
The annexation and colonization of Tennessee and Louisiana is going according to plan. Let us continue our efforts! [ 1d10000 = 4961 ]
Rolling for domination of North Dakota[ 1d10000 = 1916 ]
Take washington from those dirty furfags![ 1d10000 = 4779 ]
if i have any overflow put it into nebraska.
Same as before. Here's hoping we can expedite the annexation process. [ 1d10000 = 4852 ]
Well met, leader of Noveland. As you may be aware, the Midwest Federation is in a bloody conflict with the The Fursecuters and soon the Dominic invasion. With Washington State, Teal will have a massive +8 advantage, and Red will have a +6 advantage. We only have a +2 advantage. We urgently request your support in this war, as soon both powers will be too great to stop. What is your answer?
Drumroll (same procedure)[ 1d10000 = 8842 ]
Confine pushing west and holding the Nebraska line.
Destroy the dirty corn furs![ 1d10000 = 6874 ]
We knew this day would come. You Dominic aggressors shall come to regret this decision.
Don't fuck with Texas
>>67685>I'm not saying someone is sneaking cocaine into their corn
I blame World War I care packages
Hopefully my goods will arrive soon[ 1d10000 = 2539 ]
Cut them off! and if there is any overflow put it in california.[ 1d10000 = 6346 ]
"Bathe in the blood of the reich, until I can eat the heart of its leader!"
Progress into all the closest territories first, then toward the Mississippi
Solidify the supply lines and make sure we still have at least one California province.
Corn, kartoffel, and trenches are the best.
So, it has come to this. Onwards, brothers! TO WAR!
Blitzkrieg the Dominic lines, push hard into Texas with all we have! We will be victorious! [ 1d10000 = 5827 ]
hey Noveland, i wont attack you, if you wont attack me.>>67691
attack the weakest part of their line![ 1d10000 = 3360 ]
Drive towards the heart of Texas. We shall shatter all resistance before us! [ 1d10000 = 603 ]
Same plan, everything closest to Texas (of the reich) dies first.
Pillowfort is strong.
Pillowfort is big.
Pillowfort protect my people.[ 1d10000 = 8326 ]
Hold the line then continue the push into California.
I have no quarrel with you or your people, Novelanders. I would offer you an NAP. So long as you leave Sourthern Wisconsin uncolonized, I will let you have both of the Dakotas and Minnesota without any contention from me.
Continue the press
"I want his head on a pike!"
We shall not falter! Push into Texas, men! [ 1d10000 = 967 ]
onward![ 1d10000 = 4664 ]
Push into California! Split these fanatics into half!
As long as my dices don't forces me to teach people reading I will not invade.>>67697
I feel a bit sorry for Midwest (even though he got that 69), but for now agreed. I also want New German Reich IRL.
But at some point I will have to spread knowledge to all corners of Freedomland.>>67698
Forward [ 1d10000 = 4276 ]
I understand, but for today, let us celebrate peace in the north.
Finish the push into the Texan heartland, and form a spearhead from which to stage further advances. [ 1d10000 = 3138 ]
Continue the press against adjacent armies, pressing through them toward the Mississippi
"Starlight Glimmer is best pone!"
West! West! Defend all held land, then push west!
Surround them![ 1d10000 = 2812 ]
Reform the supply line between the Louisiana territories and the regions in Texas we have taken. [ 1d10000 = 8496 ]
You keep getting nice rolls. It is the gold rush all over again.>>67711
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooollll[ 1d10000 = 8629 ]
Retake Nevada then strengthen California.>>67714>You keep getting nice rolls. It is the gold rush all over again.
Hope it continues lol. I feel like there is another shoe about to drop for some reason, this is going too well.
And there's the other shoe.
Alright… I'm gonna have to pause for a minute
Take your time bud.
Einsatz von Senfgas!
Push south along the Texan coast. [ 1d10000 = 7222 ]
"Our people long for the day when the Dominic menace is no more."
Retake lost ground at once!
RNGesus loves the trips, today.
It is okay, as a teacher once said to someone on a bus one time "we live and learn".[ 1d10000 = 845 ]
Continue to attempt to retake lost ground.
I am very pleased with our gains. We have broken free, if only temporarily, from the trenches of Louisiana. Now, we shall continue our push, towards the Mexican border. [ 1d10000 = 6092 ]
spearhead into nebraska[ 1d10000 = 7954 ]
Both wars have entered into a stalemate yet again.
Oh well, back to the trenches we go.
Dominic swears fealty to Fursecution, I'm done with this
Well, somewhat of a stalemate, I should say.
Should we roll again or wait till it is painted?>preemtive roll since everyone else is rolling (assuming I haven't lost track of where we are)[ 1d10000 = 7725 ]
Not really. That +6 he has over me is going to kill me. That is why it is imperative >>67745
picks a side soon, or teal will grow too strong for anyone.
I'd prefer it if I had time to paint the map>>67743
Well, uh, that would make Dominic neutral territory now.
It's interesting how this game's version of Switzerland has become the key to victory for both sides.
Let me know when you want me to roll again
You can roll now, we're caught up
Continue the march south to the border, then spearhead into the heart of Texas. [ 1d10000 = 10000 ]
Okay, what the actual fuck?
A couple of 420 rolls and the playing fields will be evened out>>67750[ 1d10000 = 5963 ]
Yeah, I'm blaming the mods…
I'd ask for bonus territories or something, but I'm honestly too shocked I rolled a perfect 10,000.
It is just the works of German PERFECTION!
cut them off and clean up.[ 1d10000 = 5722 ]
With the Dominic menace dealt with, we now have some breathing room. Now, we shall split our focus between restoring order to the Texas side of the Texas-Louisiana border, and finishing the liberation of Tennessee. [ 1d10000 = 7359 ]
push into california![ 1d10000 = 4283 ]
Continue as we are. [ 1d10000 = 2233 ]
I wonder how big a 10k dice would be to be usable and be stable once it comes to rest[ 1d10000 = 3848 ]
california![ 1d10000 = 2190 ]
PUSH! into nebraska![ 1d10000 = 6108 ]
As usual. [ 1d10000 = 4958 ]
Sweet dreams Leslie.
Hold Nebraska and push back!
Someone stole your get.
sweet dreams Leslie
Tennessee and Louisiana will be ours, soon enough. [ 1d10000 = 1744 ]
clean up colorado[ 1d10000 = 3717 ]
Sweet dreams Leslie>>67782
Same as before.
Well isn't that just swell…
We never know when they'll return. While we wait for them, I shall continue liberating the lost territories of Tennessee and Louisiana. [ 1d10000 = 4943 ]
finish cleaning up colorado, then hold the border.[ 1d10000 = 8742 ]
Push into Colorado at an even spread.
One last, lonely county in the south of Louisiana to go, then we should finish off the annexation of Tennessee, as it is rightful New German clay. [ 1d10000 = 9732 ]
continue pushing into nebraska[ 1d10000 = 6142 ]
Continue the annexation of Tennessee. Should there be leftover claims, push out east from Louisiana towards Florida. [ 1d10000 = 1928 ]
continue[ 1d10000 = 3725 ]
Onwards, to Florida! [ 1d10000 = 8251 ]
With the Dominic territories having fallen into anarchy and the Midwest War in stalemate, things seem almost quiet.
I know… We need some fringe group to rise up in Maine…
Push![ 1d10000 = 2134 ]
There is indeed plenty of free space in the Northeast for a new player to get started, if we can entice one to the game.
Again and again. >>67807
Florida is ripe for annexation/colonization. [ 1d10000 = 7405 ]
hit em again[ 1d10000 = 9054 ]
>>67811>So teal appears to be gaining some ground.
It is expected. Only black can challenge him now. The fact I am still here is luck.
Also yet again.
Word is spreading throughout Florida about our benevolent rulership. One day they shall all be Germans as we are. [ 1d10000 = 9896 ]
blitzkrieg into nebraska[ 1d10000 = 2811 ]
Going to keep trying until Nebraska is lost. That way I can at least say I tried.
The people of Tampa welcome us into Southern Florida! [ 1d10000 = 7868 ]
onwards![ 1d10000 = 226 ]
You know what I want.
Go[ 1d10000 = 7233 ]
Finish up in Florida, then move up along the Texas-Mexico border. [ 1d10000 = 5190 ]
>>67823What's with the one random Fursecutor country in Iowa?
Begin the restoration of order to the Texan territories. [ 1d10000 = 7525 ]
UNLEASH THE CRUZ MISSLES![ 1d10000 = 3944 ]
What the fuck did you do to my Iowa?
The Midwestern Fury has been unleased.
Also, I think you missed a county in Florida, where Key West is.
charge![ 1d10000 = 3521 ]
Let's liberate El Paso (the Western-most county in Texas) first, then continue north to the border with Oklahoma. [ 1d10000 = 969 ]
Everything is going according to plan. Now head south into Central Texas. [ 1d10000 = 767 ]
Push into Colorado, once more with feeling.
Break out that GAS[ 1d10000 = 7150 ]
Go Go Go![ 1d10000 = 3149 ]
Continue the liberation of Texas. [ 1d10000 = 6667 ]
Don't have much of a choice. There is no exit strategy now.
Satan has apparently blessed the Midwest Federation.
I was expecting more than that.
Same as usual.
I'm honestly kind of shocked at the luck that the Midwest Federation has. I'm almost a bit jealous.
Oh well, Texas is almost German. Soon it shall be completely so. [ 1d10000 = 4007 ]
That +8 the Fursecutors have, plus their high rolls, has helped them cut most of these massive gains in half.
GAS![ 1d10000 = 4291 ]
Look at the board good sir, and the bonuses most importantly. I think it will be time to call for a truce soon. What do you say?
This, was a costly war. i accept.
Once, maybe twice more, and Texas will be fully liberated! [ 1d10000 = 8559 ]
head into oklahoma.[ 1d10000 = 5463 ]
Head into Missouri
Peace. It is rather refreshing. Let's begin to fortify the border, starting with Arkansas. [ 1d10000 = 8381 ]
Are you thinking what I am thinking?
further into Oklahoma
Work on securing Kansas>>67861>hmmmmmmmmmmm
Think about it. I only have one more roll left in me for tonight.
Did you forget to roll?
Continue taking Kansas
Continue the liberation of Arkansas. [ 1d10000 = 7410 ]
Will check in both days. Until then.
Sounds good to me. I wonder what will happen next to these up-and-coming powers.
the powder keg doesn't disappoint
Did this die?
I deserve my NAP violated, cause I fogot all about this until I saw the map on my computer…
If anyone shows up I'd e happy to continue.
Sure I'm up for it. But we should probably get more players in first.
Can the nation of Dominic rise up as a band of sleeper-cells, who had infiltrated the population intent on lying dormant?
Sure, I'll allow that.
K. If everyone shows, play on without me (6 hour flight leaves in 1/2 hour)
Dead again, I see.
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