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Occupied Equestria: New Dawn
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.99000
99002 99003
Set six years after season 6, Occupied Equestria presents an alternative history where the Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while a former Equestrian colony - soured to Princess Twilight's notion of harmony with all creatures because of their encounters with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestrian Southeast, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and corrupt creepy politicians threaten the city. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics.

The long train ride from Baltimare to Bales has been interrupted by a group of partisan fighters, claiming to be looking for none other than Pinkie Pie, who has been kept prisoner since the end of the war. They don't seem to have found their prize, but they do seem to have found a very pissed off Brie, Onyx, and Spark, as well as another Bat Pony, and both groups have been interrupted by a new set of intruders. In Baltimare, Silver, Dark Star, and Iron await a new and uncertain dawn.
1761 replies and 92 files omitted.
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
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No.99417
99418
>>99410
Holy hecc. Thanks for the small strategy guide. This should make it somewhat easier to play.
Before we may continue, is my assumption that the ledge pony and the one looking at the trail or backside are the armed ones aka there's one armed pony for each side?
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99418
99419 99420 99423
>>99416
>That die roll

>>99417
Yes, that is correct

>>99413
Is Spark plainly brandishing a weapon?
Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99419
99421 99430
>>99418
Its a d4 Xp
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99420
>>99418
Alright. I need some distance in feet to see if Iron is in charging distance for the armed pony. If not, he'll try to close in within the current cover to try and reach charge range.
UD7hu
?
No.99421
>>99419
I see. Red is not completely wounded. Rolling


UD7hu
?
No.99422
[1d2 = 1]

Shimmering Spark
TNKAU
?
No.99423
>>99418
Seeing as I didn't put it away... yes... gulp..
>>99416
"Ah... there you are."
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99424
99425 99427
I have a sneaking suspicion about how Onyx may react to this situation.
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99425
99426
>>99424
Stab ponies with halberd?
Anonymous
5/od7
?
No.99426
99428
>>99425
Nonsense, he'd slash too
Anonymous
8rF+b
?
No.99427
99428 99458
>>99298
>>99424
Henlo Frens
Dark Star throws his head back and Groans, blue can feel His Member begin to twitch. He Picks up the Pace of his thrusts while pulling Blue's Tail
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99428
99429 99432 99433 99437
>>99427
Hello
Yep. Silver’s gonna hear that.

>>99426
Hello. Onyx should be in the car looking at an old burgundy Pegasus mare, an old Burgandy Pegasus mare, an old black Pegasus mare, and a beige Pegasus mare. All 4 look like bandits and two look like twins. They variously hold knives and rifles, and the beige one looks seriously wounded. They are probably responsible for the hole blown into the side of the rail car, but that isn’t really easy to confirm. All 4 look at Onyx and Spark
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99429
>>99428
>spoiler
Oh boy!
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99430
99431
>>99419
Red looks at Brie, squinting her eyes and drawing her teeth back, holding her sword now.
Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99431
99433 99439
>>99430
"Less teeth, more tongue lass."
Anonymous
8rF+b
?
No.99432
>>99428
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Shimmering Spark
TNKAU
?
No.99433
99434 99435 99439
>>99428
>>99431
"I don't suppose any of you are willing to drop your weapons and come quietly?"
Anonymous
5/od7
?
No.99434
99435
>>99433
"What he said!"
Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99435
99438 99439 99443
>>99433
>>99434
"Whether I come quietly is up to the mare and her technique!" Brie quips
UD7hu
?
No.99436
[1d3 = 1]

n6J5n
?
No.99437
99439
[1d20+3 = 18]
>>99428
Silver most definitely does.

With a snort, Silver opens up a sleepy eye to gaze at the clock. He briefly wonders why he's sleeping at the hoof of the bed until the events of last night replay in his head, making him frown. Ah well. Maybe he'll get to sleep in the soft bed next time.

Listen: For the now, Silver tries to focus on where the sound that woke him up just came from.
Anonymous
5/od7
?
No.99438
>>99435
Onyx glares at him
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99439
99440 99441 99442 99457
>>99431
“Your mouth and tongue really must be useful than your teeth, wouldn’t they, Changeling?”

>>99435
>>99433
>>99431
One of the burgundy mares looks over at Onyx and Spark with strained expression of anger, then yells

“Withdraw!”

With that, the beige mare, the black mare, and one of the two burgundy mares jumps for the whole in the wall of the train car, to stretch their wings and fly once they jump out. By now, the train has accelerated to maybe 20 MPH.

>>99435
“I’ll let them handle you, Succubus.”

>>99437
Moaning in the bathroom
Anonymous
5/od7
?
No.99440
99443
>>99439
"Huh, that was easy"
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99441
99447
>>99439
I guess an action is needed again?
Iron looks over to the armed pony currently looking at the trail, calculating roughly the distance between him and the target for a charge attack.
Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99442
99445
>>99439
Do I get an AoO?
Shimmering Spark
TNKAU
?
No.99443
99444 99452
>>99440
"Finally. But there is still one more here."
>>99435
Spark points to you.
"And why aren't you going with them?"
Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99444
99446
>>99443
"Because I still have corpses to loot." Brie shrugs
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99445
99449
>>99442
Yes
Anonymous
5/od7
?
No.99446
99462
>>99444
Onyx's halberd points at the horse
"And why should we let you?"
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99447
99448
>>99441
Which one?
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99448
99450
>>99447
The one looking at the trail who holds a gun, or are both guards in that particular area with guns? I thought the other armed pony was on the other side, back where we entered the camp.
x25cd
?
No.99449
99452
[1d20+3 = 14]
[1d20+7 = 19]
>>99445

Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99450
99451 99452
>>99448
I think I need a crude map for this.
Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99451
99454
train.png
>>99450
You're welcome
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99452
99453 99454 99459
>>99449
I think he only gets one. One hit.

>>99443
To Spark’s side, a cowering pony speaks up
“Thank goodness you’re here. They were trying to rob the safe before that one attacked them.”

>>99450
I don’t think that is possible at the moment. One armed pony is above and one is around back
x25cd
?
No.99453
99455
[1d4+1 = 4]
>>99452
"Something to remember me by"
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99454
99455
>>99451
Not of the train, but thanks?
>>99452
Within these parameters, I'm trying to charge the one around back.
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99455
99456 99460
>>99453
With the look in her eyes, Brie can guess that she will indeed remember him.

The Pegasi open their wings after going out, falling a bit, then quickly flapping and pulling up to the left before they hit the trees beyond the rail line, which is forward to the train and still causes them to fall behind the faster mining train

>>99454
Doable
Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99456
99458 99462
>>99455
A pity Brie is disguised ^_~
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.99457
99458
>>99439
Bathroom moaning...Star and Skies are not in bed, I see... It's not hard for a pony to put two and two together, and for Silver it's certainly an excellent thought to wake up to. To have that kind of energy once again...

Silver will just have to make do with his old pony energy, he supposes as he begins doing bits of a morning routine: some stretches, some basic exercises, and to take stock of the state of his equipment. He especially looks at his poor saddlebags, having not the opportunity until now to inspect the damage that's been done to them.
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99458
99466 99469
>>99427
Skies moans at this, pulls her head up, eyes closed, and clamps down on Dark Star.

>>99456
‘It’s a pity indeed

>>99457
It’s... well, some damage has been done to them by the weight of the books
Shimmering Spark
TNKAU
?
No.99459
99461 99462
>>99452
"I would say you are safe now, but I have no idea if we have seen the worst or not yet. There could still be more robbers on the train."
Spark thinks for a moment.
"Any idea what all is in the safe?"
zL9So
?
No.99460
99462
[1d20+6 = 21]
>>99455
Alright, time for some loud action.
Iron, after properly positioning himself to charge against the armed pony around back, does so with the intention of delivering a powerful hit on the target's snout.
If there's a cleave chance, please inform me before making the opponents react with their own attack actions.
Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99461
99463
>>99459
Taking care that the raiders have sufficiently left, Brie reverts to his dapper (what? It's a nice suit) appearance.
"Not yet ^_~
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99462
99463 99464 99465 99468
>>99459
“Usually money, jewelry, or other valuables.”

>>99456
>>99446
>>99459
From forward of their position, there is a loud [b]BAM and the entire car is jolted. Roll balance/dexterity

>>99460
Hit. No targets in cleave distance
TNKAU
?
No.99463
99470
[1d20 = 17]
>>99461
"Oh, that explains the double thing. It slips my mind that you can do that. Shall we check on the-"
>>99462
Rolling
zL9So
?
No.99464
99467
>>99462
The guard bandit gets non-lethally booped hard.
5/od7
?
No.99465
99468 99470
[1d20 = 1]
>>99462
Oh boy
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.99466
99470
>>99458
"Черт." Silver lets out a sigh. Yeah, he'll definitely require new saddlebags. Gonna have to stop somewhere before heading back to quarry...

His ears perk up at another moan from the bathroom. His interest is definitely piqued. Should I...? Silver slowly begins to advance towards the bathroom door.

Probably stupid question: is there a keyhole on the doorknob.
zL9So
?
No.99467
99470
[1d3+12 = 13]
>>99464

x25cd
?
No.99468
99470
[1d20+3 = 17]
>>99462
>>99465
...
Anonymous
8rF+b
?
No.99469
99470
>>99458
"Buck you're so tight! I'm Close!"
Dark Star Thrusts Harder and Faster,He Bites down on her the back of her neck harder than before. As he yanks her tail harder .

UD7hu
?
No.99470
99471 99472 99473 99474 99475 99485
[1d20+5 = 25]
>>99463
>>99465
>>99468
Brie and Spark keep their composure. Onyx is knocked right the fuck over, possible into his halberd. The train keeps a rolling, and a separate tap is heard from the roof of the train car.

>>99467
And he is out, or at least injured enough. The cook sees Iron.
“Intruders!”

Yes, he is in charge distance.

Also, rolling

>>99466
Hmmm... no?
Slight taking

>>99469
She lets out an involuntary *coo*
and takes it, spreading out her wings and stretching her neck outwards

Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99471
>>99470
Oof. I hope that's a melee strike.
Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99472
99476
>>99470
"Sounds like we're not finished here." Brie says with a smile. Brie looks at the safe and the general situation in the mail car.
Anonymous
5/od7
?
No.99473
99474 99476
>>99470
Onyx is now on his back, hoofing at the air
"Damnit, a little help anyone?"
Shimmering Spark
TNKAU
?
No.99474
99476 99477
>>99470
Spark rushes to help Onyx.
>>99473
I use magic and hooves to help him upright.
"Are you hurt?"
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.99475
99488
>>99470
With little else to pass the time, Silver presses his ear against the door. At the very least whatever is going on in there should prove entertaining until they get out. Hmm...I wonder if they will be up for going out for breakfast after they have culminated.
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99476
99477 99478 99479
>>99472
>>99473
>>99474
There are still the three mail ponies in the car, with the one knocked to the ground evidently slowly coming to consciousness. None of the three are standing. There is still a big gaping hole in the side of the car, with scenery moving at increasing speed outside, although the night obscured much. The air is colder than it was in Baltimare already. There is general disorder in the car, with lose letters and envelopes blowing around in the air, fluttering up then falling back down. Part of the floor is covered in debris, and only one light at the far end of the car is working. The safe is off to the left side, not too far from the hole in the car.
Anonymous
5/od7
?
No.99477
99478
>>99474
"Thanks"
Onyx bends over to grab his halberd again.
>>99476
"So now what?"
x25cd
?
No.99478
99480
[1d20+11 = 26]
>>99476
"I'll just check to make sure this is working,...."
>>99477
"Get ready, because I doubt all of our stow-aways have left"
Open lock
Shimmering Spark
TNKAU
?
No.99479
99480
>>99476
Spark uses magic to grab ahold of the loose paper.
"Does anypony else need help up? We should move these letters to another car."
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99480
99481 99482 99484 99487
>>99478
A very nice attempt, but this bastard is a bit resilient

>>99479
A pony in the middle of the car raises a hoof. He looks harmed by a prior explosion
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99481
99483
>>99480
So what was the dice roll for? Cook attack?
Anonymous
5/od7
?
No.99482
99483
>>99480
Onyx walks over and helps the pony to their hooves or, if necessary, carries them
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99483
99486
>>99481
Cauldron’s attack on the sleeping bandit

>>99482
Carrying will work fine

Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99484
99488
>>99480
Rly?
Can I take a 20 if I take my time?
Anonymous
8rF+b
?
No.99485
99488
>>99470
"OH Blue!" Dark Star lets out his loudest groan yet. His benis starts Twitching violently,As Blue Feels's His Warm Love feeling her womb up.
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99486
>>99483
Oh cool.
Shimmering Spark
TNKAU
?
No.99487
99488 99489
>>99480
"Do you need medical attention?"
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99488
99490 99491 99492 99495 99504
>>99484
Yes.
assuming it’s not a magical lock..

>>99475
Silver can hear an “oh blue!

>>99487
“Maybe...”

>>99485
”Keep it comming”


Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99489
99493
>>99487
A spartan medic appears,....
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99490
99493
>>99488
So... Cauldron's hit at the cook did something or should I attack the cook now?
Anonymous
5/od7
?
No.99491
99493 99495
>>99488
"Sounds like a yes to me"
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.99492
99498
>>99488
What do you know, it is entertaining to listen in on Star asserting his dominance.
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99493
99494 99496
>>99490
Cauldron and Iron are not in line of sight nor attacking the same or even nearby targets

>>99489
Wat

>>99491
And thus, presumably onyx carries the pony
Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99494
99498
>>99493
"Are you okay? ARE YOU OKAY?!"
Sorry, associative memory
Shimmering Spark
TNKAU
?
No.99495
99497
>>99488
"We will get you some help."
>>99491
"Get him to a safe place to lay down at and I will look to see if there is anypony with medical training on board."
zL9So
?
No.99496
99498
[1d20+8 = 11]
>>99493
Oh! I'll assume I can attack the cook now
Iron charges straight into the cook, attempting to hit the pony right on his cheek.
Anonymous
5/od7
?
No.99497
99498
>>99495
"Understood"
Onyx carries out the orders, making sure the pony doesn't need anything else
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99498
99499 99500 99502 99505
>>99492
>Implying

>>99494
“I... I don’t know”

>>99496
Fail
He dodges back, then knocks over s pot of boiling water towards Iron. Roll for reflex save

>>99497
Where shall he take him?

zL9So
?
No.99499
99501 99506
[1d20+1 = 7]
>>99498
I suppose AC is higher than 11 then.
Rolling
Anonymous
5/od7
?
No.99500
99506 99516
>>99498
I'd assume a different car would be safer, no?
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.99501
99503
>>99499
F. That's gonna hurt.
Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99502
99506
>>99498
Don't personify the spartan medic, otherwise he'll be stuck in this world.
Brie takes a 20 on his open lock check (with a +3 cuz dex)
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99503
>>99501
Iron's a tough boi. He can handle the heat.
Anonymous
8rF+b
?
No.99504
99506
>>99488
Dark Star Pulls himself out of her, "W-Wow You're amazing my baby blue." He strokes her cheek.
Shimmering Spark
TNKAU
?
No.99505
99506
>>99498
Spark walks through the cars, asking ponies if they can help patch up the wounded pony.
UD7hu
?
No.99506
99507 99508 99512 99515
[2d6 = 2]
>>99499
Uh...
Rolling damage

>>99500
Yes

>>99504
She smiles at him, warmly
“I know.”

>>99505
A red unicorn looks up from an injured pony in the coach car
“I could help!”

>>99500
Yes

>>99502
“What are you doing?” Asks a different postal Employee.
zL9So
?
No.99507
99510
[1d20+6 = 17]
>>99506
Thankfully, Iron only had little portions of his coat burned by the cook's boiling water throw. He goes for another power hit at the same spot.
Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99508
99511
>>99506
"I'm making sure the mechanism hasn't been compromised. Shoo."
zL9So
?
No.99510
99511 99576
[1d3+12 = 13]
>>99507
Damage.
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99511
99513
>>99508
Eventually it clicks

>>99510
And... out
Anonymous
8rF+b
?
No.99512
99521
>>99506
Dark Star Smiles warmly at her to
"I'd love to be with you forever."
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99513
99523
>>99511
Iron licks some of his wounds briefly. He looks around if any of the other ponies have come to investigate the callout the cook made.
(I should not stray too far from the trail. If anypony escapes, they will be on high alert.)
x25cd
?
No.99514
99516 99517
[1d20+7 = 9]
"Yep, this bany is holding fast." Brie stands up and affects more certainty than he feels.
Bluff
Shimmering Spark
TNKAU
?
No.99515
99516
>>99506
"This way."
Spark leads him back to the injured pony.
UD7hu
?
No.99516
99519
[1d20+1 = 15]
>>99514
Opposed

>>99515
>>99500
Okay, serious question. Where are Onyx and Spark?
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99517
99518
>>99514
"Bullshit you are!"
Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99518
99520
>>99517
Fuckin Yoda over here,....
"Try it yourself then!"
Shimmering Spark
TNKAU
?
No.99519
99521
>>99516
Spark would be now wherever Onyx put the injured pony.
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99520
99522
>>99518
>>99518
He stares at Brie with Narrowed eyes
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99521
99523 99524 99526
>>99519
Which is...?

>>99512
"D'aww"
She kisses him
Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99522
99525
>>99520
Brie reclines, waiting to see what this most intrusive of ponies does
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99523
99529
>>99521
>>99513
Oh alright, I'll move forward.
Iron, seeing that nopony is there to answer the pony's call, decides to start moving further into the camp, looking for enemies to punch their lights out.
Shimmering Spark
TNKAU
?
No.99524
99525
>>99521
Well.... I thought he was going to be here to answer that. I guess the first bedroom car he would come across would be logical.
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99525
99527 99530
>>99522
That pony continues staring. But...

From above, and through the hole in the train car, comes a smoking can that hits the floor next to brie, then bounces and rolls over a couple feet.

Roll for Reflex save

>>99524
The pony says
"Yes, I am a doctor" and starts looking at the injured mail pony, who is aided by one of the other mail ponies
Anonymous
8rF+b
?
No.99526
99531
>>99521
Dark Star Kisses her back
He Works the Shampoo into her Mane.
x25cd
?
No.99527
99531 99535
[1d20+3 = 4]
>>99525

Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99528
99531 99535
I blame you
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99529
99531
>>99523
Of course I'm not going for the trail path. Quite the opposite, trying to eliminate these 6 guards, which I think there's only three left if the rolls are any indication.
Shimmering Spark
TNKAU
?
No.99530
99531
>>99525
"Glad to hear. Think you can patch him up?"
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99531
99532 99533 99536
>>99527
A Bright light flashes, and Brie is disoriented. With a wave, he is knocked down, and a loud ringing over takes his hearing

>>99528
Soaks up that sweet, sweet hatred

>>99530
He looks at the pony, a bit confused
"Sure... let me get some alcohol for these burns."
He calls out to other ponies in the car
"Can we get some alcohol? No, rubbing alcohol."

>>99529
Oh no, two familiar faces are coming for Iron. One is unarmed, the other has a pole

>>99526
The shampoo slowly works into her mane. It's kind of short, so there isn't that much to work with. The water is kind of cold, or feels cold more so than before. Skies closes her eyes and let's Dark Star do his thing
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99532
99534
>>99531
How familiar, exactly? Are we talking zebra and earth mare familiarity?
Iron readies his stance, awaiting the opportunity to charge at the pole pony.
Shimmering Spark
TNKAU
?
No.99533
99534
>>99531
"Would there be any medical supplies or first aid kits on this train? I could go fetch them."
UD7hu
?
No.99534
99537 99538
[1d20 = 14]
[1d20+1 = 18]
>>99532
Nope. The two ponies standing at that table.

Roll initiative

>>99533
"Uh... try the room off to the left of the sleeper car. Any sleeper."
UD7hu
?
No.99535
99547
[1d20+5 = 22]
>>99527
>>99528
During this period of disability
Anonymous
8rF+b
?
No.99536
99539
>>99531
Dark Star moves down her neck washing her fur, as he gets down to her back he tries to lather her wings.
zL9So
?
No.99537
99539 99540
[1d20 = 14]
>>99534

Shimmering Spark
TNKAU
?
No.99538
99539
>>99534
And so the sorcerer goes to the left of the sleeper car. I think they are in one, but if not he goes to the first available one.
UD7hu
?
No.99539
99540 99541 99546 99551
Kind of like a pigeon, but more fuckable.gif
[1d20+2 = 4]
[1d20+3 = 6]
>>99536
She moves her wings up, and lets Dark Star lather her

>>99537
Both manage to try to attack Iron

>>99538
There's a small little door on the side next to a lavatory. Opening it shows a first aid kit
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.99540
99541
>>99537
>>99539
Both fail
zL9So
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No.99541
99542 99543
[1d20+6 = 18]
>>99540
>>99539
Iron blinks at the clunky attacks after dodging with relative ease.
(They may be having a bad day.)
He focuses on the pole pony, throwing an uppercut right on his jaw.
If charge applies add +2 to dice roll.
zL9So
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No.99542
99544
[1d3+12 = 15]
>>99541

Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.99543
99544
>>99541
Hit. Too close for charge
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
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No.99544
99545
>>99542
>>99543
Damage.
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99545
99549
>>99544
First one is down
Anonymous
8rF+b
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No.99546
99548
>>99539
Dark Star admires her wings, he then begins massaging them
Anonymous
x25cd
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No.99547
99548 99553
>>99535
Yes?

UD7hu
?
No.99548
99552 99553 99560
[1d6+1 = 6]
>>99546
She stretches them out. They are thicker in the muscle and bones by the base. The feathers themselves are white, a bit bluer at the tips.

>>99547
He is hit by what is reconizable as the butt of a rifle
zL9So
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No.99549
99550 99553 99554
[1d20+6 = 10]
>>99545
Come on great cleave. PROVE YOUR WORTH.
With some slight and swift movement, he turns the uppercut into a knee strike into the unarmed pony's side.
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99550
>>99549
WHY DO YOU DO THIS?
Shimmering Spark
TNKAU
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No.99551
99553
>>99539
I bring the supplies to the doctor.
Anonymous
x25cd
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No.99552
>>99548
Oh, thats nice
UD7hu
?
No.99553
99554 99555
[1d20+3 = 17]
>>99548
>>99547
I believe Brie avoids becoming directly unconscious, but he is blinded for at least 18 seconds. He's a little dizzy, and the tinnitus remains.

When he regains sensibility, the safe he recently unlocked is open with at least most of its contents missing, and the culprits already on their way out.

On the bright side, Brie regains his senses before the other pony

>>99549
FAIL

He attac

>>99551
He opens it
"Yes. Right here is the Iodine.."
He pours a brown substance onto a cotton ball
"And the alcohol..."
UD7hu
?
No.99554
99556
[1d4+2 = 5]
>>99549
>>99553
Hit!
Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99555
99558
>>99553
e_e
zL9So
?
No.99556
99557 99558 99559
[1d20+6 = 10]
>>99554
>>99554
Iron rubs his side.
"Good hit."
Now he tries to power hit the offending pony's muzzle
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99557
>>99556
Pls end my existence.
UD7hu
?
No.99558
99559 99561 99562
[1d20+3 = 22]
>>99555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

I mean, they aren't fully out, if that is the issue

>>99556
FAIL

He attack
UD7hu
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No.99559
99561
[1d4+2 = 6]
>>99558
>>99556
Damage
Anonymous
8rF+b
?
No.99560
99564
>>99548
"I Always Love touching your wings."
Dark Star Smiles and continues Down to her Barrel
zL9So
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No.99561
99563
[1d20+6 = 19]
>>99559
>>99558
Getting angery here.
Iron tries to power hit this pony for the third time.
(Now I am having a bad day)
Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99562
99564
>>99558
e_e
zL9So
?
No.99563
99564
[1d3+12 = 15]
>>99561
Phew.
Rolling damage.
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99564
99565 99582
>>99562
Shit, I thought for sure the Monty Python song would cheer you up.

>>99560
Soft and now wet, there is much more to lather.

>>99563
Out
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
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No.99565
99566
>>99564
Iron shakes his head in self-dissapointment.
(Gods, what a mess of a fight that was.)
Licking his wounds again a little more thoroughly after the unarmed pony's beating, he walks over to see if there are any more of the guards in this camp.
(That is four ponies down. I know there are two more ponies at the very least and one is armed at a ledge. Now where are those ponies?)
UD7hu
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No.99566
99567
[1d20+3 = 7]
>>99565
He doesn't have to wonder about one of those

BANG!
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
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No.99567
99568
>>99566
Shot is avoided since 10 AC. Iron now knows the ledge pony's position, right?
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.99568
99569
>>99567
He could see him quickly


zL9So
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No.99569
99570 99571
[1d20+5 = 14]
>>99568
Iron, dead set on the offending armed pony who dared shoot at him, runs there and attempts to jump to his location.
UD7hu
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No.99570
99571
[1d20+3 = 22]
>>99569
He is able to jump at least half way up the ledge (which has a walking path) towards this pony

He shoots at Iron
UD7hu
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No.99571
99572
[2d6 = 6]
>>99569
>>99570
Hit
zL9So
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No.99572
99573
[1d20+5 = 18]
>>99571
Cursing for both his inability to reach the pony and the searing pain of a rifle bullet inserting itself on his coat, he jumps again to try and reach the damn pony to melee range.
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.99573
99575
>>99572
And... Reached
zL9So
?
No.99575
99576 99578
[1d20+6 = 19]
>>99573
What a waste of a 20. All for a misclick.
Iron finally power jabs the armed pony right on his cheating face.
UD7hu
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No.99576
99578
[1d20+3 = 19]
>>99510
>>99575
What 20?

Hit

But first

BANG
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99577
99579 99580 99585 99587
Who besides Iron is not kill?
zL9So
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No.99578
99583
[1d3+12 = 13]
>>99575
>>99576
Deleted the roll already. Tell me when to roll damage.

Shimmering Spark
TNKAU
?
No.99579
>>99577
I'm here
Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.99580
99581 99583
>>99577
e_e
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99581
>>99580
A funny way of saying eee, my batty dudeerino
Anonymous
8rF+b
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No.99582
99584
>>99564
Dark Star Moves to her Flanks and begins lathering Them up
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.99583
99585 99586
FA1334AB-1E74-44EC-9603-DA0068647359.png
>>99580
Um... what is it?

>>99578
That’ll do. He’s down


Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.99584
>>99582
And may she be lathered eternal, shinny and foam
Anonymous
x25cd
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No.99585
99588
>>99583
You said >>99577

Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
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No.99586
99588
>>99583
So... about that other dice you rolled...
Iron looks at his vantage point for what he assumes to be the last bandit around.
Silver
n6J5n
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No.99587
99588
>>99577
I'm 'bout to be kill here in a sec.
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.99588
99589 99590 99595
>>99585
I know. Any new actions to declare for Brie?

>>99586
One more stallion with a rifle, and a unicorn mare of peach coat.

>>99587
F.

And silver never got his breakfast
Anonymous
x25cd
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No.99589
99592 99593
>>99588
Nope
zL9So
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No.99590
[1d20+5 = 20]
>>99588
Iron shakes his head and jumps down, trying to land as close to the duo as possible.
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.99592
99593
2D217536-385A-4D99-8498-988392E93DD5.gif
>>99589
Okay...
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
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No.99593
>>99592
>>99589
You can try following them and downing the one carrying the loot. It shouldn't be too hard to keep up, especially with wings in what I assume they parked on a flat grassland.
Silver
n6J5n
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No.99595
99596 99597
Man, I had the weirdest dream. It was like a real-life version of a tabletop game, set in a fantasy world with swords and magic, but also with sci-fi elements in its story. Me and the other players were just wandering mercenaries and adventurers, but we all shared a secret past none of us knew about: we were all the progeny of an advanced race of aliens who mated with the natives of the fantasy planet we were on, and we had only recently come out of cryo as adults with no recollection of who we were, or what the mysterious devices we were "hatched" from were for. Our ultimate goal in the game was to find out who we were, and to travel the world to find the other 14 cryo pods that were yet to be opened. It ended with me playing as a mage/wizard assaulting the Duke's palace with a character who was more than a little like Brie, because we believed there was a cryo pod hidden underneath where the palace courtyard had been constructed.

Don't know why I wanted to post that. Maybe because I thought it was interesting and I wanted to share it before I forgot all the details.

>>99588
F. Silver will be forever hungry, because he couldn't have his Wheaties.
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
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No.99596
>>99595
Interesting premise.
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.99597
99598 99599
>>99595
Wat
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.99598
>>99597
Just how my brain works, sometimes.
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
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No.99599
>>99597
Just another D&D Sci-fi RP, just without the PCs in there.
UD7hu
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No.99600
99601 99602 99603
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I have decided to compose a list of all logically possible reasons why the Changeling Hegemony has not yet invaded East Equestria. This is intended to be a logically exhaustive list, not spoilers for any one possibility.

1. Silver is right, Skies is wrong. An invasion is imminent. Skies is either delusional or lying.
A. "At 7:48 AM Central Equestrian Time - 12:48 Sunset Mean Time - The cities of Canterlot and Bales were suddenly and deliberately attacked by the air and ground forces of the Changeling Empire."
B. They are Changelings. They don't need to let you know they are invading in order to invade. They would rather slowly infiltrate and conquer peacefully by replacing government officials.

2. The Changelings are afraid to attack at this moment.
A. The ocean between between New Mareland and East Equestria only promises an eternal war, especially if the army of New Mareland is not deployed in East Equestria and defeated, and if Nova Griffonia, Stalliongrad, or the Equestrian Islands can be used as bases of deployment on Equus
B. New Mareland has a superweapon it can use against the Changelings, secret to the rest of the world, but not to the Changelings (who have oodles of spies). Silver can be proud of White Light after all. Did you think that splitting the Elements of Harmony would be the end of super weapons?
C. Some other secret threat, magical or mundane, acts as a deterrence. Maybe they have assassins on Chrysalis to be deployed in the event of an invasion (and she knows it) or blackmail that will cause her followers to revolt.

3. They can't invade now.
A. the Changelings were on the verge of defeat in the last war, with casualties so extreme as to greatly reduce their effectiveness now. They need to wait to rebuild their strength.
B. The ponies of the West and the North are disturbing the plans of the Changelings by mounting an effective resistance. Even now, Spectral Streak makes Silver proud.
C. The Changeling coalition is breaking down. Chrysalis is kind of a bitch. Maybe even the changelings don't like her. Or maybe some of the queens have their own ideas.
D. Some magical something prevents an invasion. Time travel and magical barriers along the border are two possibilities.

4. They are waiting for an opportunity
A. Rather than invade East Equestria now while the army is away, and leaving an army to fight in Nova Griffonia, Stalliongraad, or on the continent of Griffonia, the Changelings would rather destroy the army at the same stroke as they take East Equestria, either forcing peace or making the invasion of Griffonia easier.
B. They are instigating revolts in East Equestria, which could either bleed New Mareland, or create a logistical disaster for any army that would be deployed to defend the region.
C. They want to instigate revolts to create breakaway states, and then invade and conquer these states. Conquest of East Equestria without ever declaring war on their old ally.
D. They are looking to coordinate an attack with the Griffonian Empire. Having an ally on Griffonia to tie up New Mareland would be very helpful.

5. They don’t want to invade, at least not yet.
A. Chrysalis has had her revenge against the Mane Six an Equestria, and the rest of the Changelings have enough Liebenraum to satisfy them for now. Whether Ash was right about Changelings being like locusts, eventually exhausting supplies and forcing them to take more populations of ponies, this could be true either way.
B. Removing the main threat to the Changeling rule isn’t conducive to Changeling unity or to Chrysalis remaining in power, and Chrysalis really likes her position as Queen over all Western Changelings.
C. They find other enemies on the continent to be more promising targets for now. After all, if East Equestria falls without the destruction of the New Mareland Army, but before Stalliongrad or Nova Griffonia, then New Mareland will simply redeploy their troops to those locations, meaning they have many more troops defending a much smaller border. But taking Stalliongrad and Nova Griffonia first actually expands the border New Mareland has to defend, while removing potential allies and alternative points of deployment.

6. They don’t need to Invade
A. The poorly garrisoned East Equestria allows for easy infiltration by love harvesters. So what if New Mareland collects the tax revenues, the area is easily harvested for love and the government is easily bullied. It’s basically a non-official vassal state, with someone else doing the hard work.
B. Through a secret agreement between the governments, the area is de jure vassal, or otherwise gives the Changelings all they could want.

7. Wait, you seriously believe East Equestria is run by ponies?
A. Changelings are shapeshifters whose entire biology is geared to deceiving ponies. How do you know the entire Blackhooves government on the continent isn’t Changelings? If any other factions also have Changeling influence, they are only what you call “controlled opposition.”

8. You think Chrysalis (or any changeling) controls the Hegemony?
A. Within the My Little Pony setting, there are no less than three powerful magical races that spread and feed off of Chaos, a magic absorbing centaur, vengeful night and day goddesses, powerful dark Unicorn, goat, and cat sorcerers, and an adorable pegasus filly. Any of these could be either a puppet master over Chrysalis, or an ally steering her towards their own interests.
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Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
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No.99601
>>99600
Well, that's cool. Your worldbuilding logic is on point.
Silver
n6J5n
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No.99602
>>99600
Neat!
UD7hu
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No.99603
99604
1268579.png
>>99600
Now how could I forget to include the simplest explanation of them all?

9. Silver is right, Chrysalis is wrong. East Equestria is actually entirely ripe to be invaded now, but Changeling leadership is failing to capitalize on the opportunity in either an error in judgement, because of personal reasons that don't correspond to the broader picture, or a miscalculation of facts that seems reasonable to them, but is out of line with a fuller assessment of all of the facts.

This solution seems the least satisfying, but it's hardly without precedent in the real world.

In the Athenian expedition to Sicily in the Pelopennesian war, the general Nicias decided to withhold the Army from attacking the Sicilians shortly after the Spartans arrived because of a lunar eclipse, which he took as a bad omen. Thus what might of been a victory became the disaster for the Athenians in Sicily.

At multiple points shortly after the Turk conquest of Central Anatolia and the establishment of the "Sultanate of Rum," the Byzantines could have invaded and pushed back the Turks. They failed to do so, largely because of infighting, and thus these regions where forever lost to Christendom.

Frederick Wilhelm II of Prussia withdrew from the First Coalition in 1795 to make peace with Napoleon in the treaty of Basel, leading to Austria being defeated in that war, then Prussia being invaded and catastrophically defeated in 1807 by Napoleon.

Windrow Wilson refused to enter the United States in WW1, and also refused to ban American shipping from entering more dangerous areas of the Atlantic. Thus the war dragged on and more Americans were killed by German Submarines.

After the Nazi invasion of Poland and the French declaration of war, the German-French border was very poorly defended because something like 4/5 of German troops were sent to Poland. France could have invaded Germany and ended the second world war before it began. They did not, and the rest is history.

The entirety of the German high command, besides Eric von Mannstein and Adolf Hitler, thought that an invasion of France would be catastrophic and end as well as in WW1. They were wrong.

After the Molotov Ribbentrop Pact, everyone knew that war between Germany and the Soviet Union was inevitable. Yet Stalin ignored intelligence reports from the British that the Germans were preparing an invasion under the belief that they were trying to goad him into attacking. He even withdrew a portion of the army from the border to try to look "less threatening."

During the U.S. intervention in Vietnam, North Vietnam was not invaded nor even properly bombed until the end of the war. Supply lines in communist Laos were also not invaded by ground troops. Instead, the Communists operated from secure bases and supply lines as the US played whack-a-mole in the jungle. This failure to take the war seriously possibly contributed to the disaster of the war as a whole.

I've heard that during the Iraqi invasion of Iran, Saddam Hussein issued an order to stop, thus giving time for the Iranians to mobilize and prepare defenses. But I can't confirm this.

If all of the above sounds like a testament to human stupidity (and thus to Changeling stupidity, should some or most of them make the same mistake), please remember that the list of invasions and declarations of war that failed catastrophically is far, far longer, and far more well known than the list of failures that stemmed from a failure to attack, invade, or declare war. Even half of the examples given above stem from invasions and declarations of war that didn't need to happen. When you declare war, or invade a country with most of your army, you roll the dice. And what you are gambling can be the fate of the kingdom itself. War often topples queens. Peace rarely causes the fall of an empire.
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Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
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No.99604
>>99603
So much detail for this one option...
Poor little bug.
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.99605
99606
Looks like EaW got a new update. The Kingdom of Vedina and the Socialist Republic of the Free Griffons got unique focus trees. Kinda sad they didn't do the same for the Northern Tribes.
UD7hu
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No.99606
octavia-jazz-music-stops-5a4bb3d6c4a06.png
>>99605
The new update confirms what was already strongly implied by the "Griffonian Empire" game rule setting included in the Brother's Feud update: that the Griffonian Socialist Republic was built upon land recently stolen from native pony inhabitants. (Even though the Northern Tribes have "unspecified" as their race rather than 'Pony," and the GSR has no debuff national spirit to represent pissed off indigenous ponies). This leaves me urging for a purging.
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Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
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No.99607
99608
Boop
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.99608
>>99607
Beep.
Anonymous
tst8u
?
No.99609
99610 99611
32343020-FD33-46A0-87A6-308DC907625A.gif
Hello
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.99610
>>99609
Henlo
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.99611
99612
>>99609
Here's hoping everyone will be on for the weekend. Here's also hoping I can actually get something done with Silver.
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.99612
99613
>>99611
Poor Silver. Will he ever get his wheaties?
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.99613
99614
>>99612
At this rate, Silver is beginning to have doubts.
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.99614
99615
>>99613
And then what shall Silver do after his wheaties?
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.99615
99616
>>99614
Finish getting those books for Blue hopefully so he can finally get paid some much needed Bits. After that, probably look into if there's any records for where his children are. Either that or ask about/look for a new job.
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.99616
99617
>>99615
>Silver’s children
D’aww
Anonymous
uEkLD
?
No.99617
99618 99619
>>99616
How much later are you planning on being up?
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.99618
>>99617
Um
Anonymous
tst8u
?
No.99619
99620 99646
FD2EED23-7194-451C-9E67-CC444B57EC1D.png
>>99617
Am here
Anonymous
uEkLD
?
No.99620
99621
>>99619
So, how long?