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>>95383I'm here. Today's been a weird day.
>>95407You're having the mean mare with the softest side ever for select people coming towards your location to place a plushie she got at the fair.
Either fall into lust again or do whatever.
>>95410Eh...okay? I'm currently more concerned with how I've apparently made the GM ded.
>>95411Pfft. No you didn't. You're taking credit for something you didn't do.
>>95413>>95411Told you mang. Of anybody here that can kill GM's fun, it's me.
>>95397He arrives at the bar soon enough
>>95414Some time passes, but it seems that Silver is still in the room. He can hear the door open, and then skies comes in, seemingly alone, and carrying a large blue bear doll with white stars speckled across it. She has not noticed Silver
>>95309"Patience. It will be ready soon enough"
>>95416Dark Star Walks Through the door and heads over to shimmering glass
>>95418"What can I get for you?"
>>95416Finally at laptop. Fully available now.Iron pouts dramatically as he approaches Cauldron.
"Aw. But it smells so ready."
>>95416"..." Well, no time like the present, or so Silver thinks to himself. Might as well get whatever awkwardness comes out of the way. To that end, he announces his presence with a firm cough.
>>95421Skies looks over, pulls out a .38 revolver, looks at Silver, lets it ease down, then says with an expression of indignant astonishment
"I didn't give you permission to come inside, Silver"
>>95420She places a hoof before Iron's nose, and continues looking at the food
"Nah-ah! Wait until it's ready"
>>95422Well, getting a gun pulled on himself is kinda deserved, Silver thinks. He'd probably do the same if he was in her shoes. The double entendre, intentional or not, is not lost on Silver, either. "I apologize for any rudeness on my part. I have just finished cleaning up after myself after having made use of your kitchen."
He looks at the ursa doll she's bringing in. "So...did you two have fun on your date?"
>>95422Iron, in a little haze from the day's damage, accidentally allows himself to be booped in the snout by walking over to the offending hoof.
It causes a ripple effect that shook his spine lightly and he lets out a little squeak of surprise.
The scrunchiness of his face clearly showed the
damage and destruction Cauldron has done to poor Iron at his weakest.
Also, that Skies line was pretty funny. Nice pun. >>95419""one of those drinks from Germaneigh, a yagger bomb."
>>95423She places the gun away, but the look of "I wasn't expecting you here" doesn't go away
"Yes..."
>>95424CRITICAL HITCauldron seems unaffected, and now slides a chopboard of chopped onions into the pot with a knife.
>>95425There is no 'Germaneigh' in this world. The Changelinglands are German themed, while the Griffonian Empire is Austrian themed and the Griffon knights of Hellquill and Longsword are Prussian/Teutonic themed"Sure, coming up"
>>95426> no germaneigh
:'("Thanks,pal. Hows business?"
>>95427"Been doing okay. Things have been picking up in the last couple months. Either things are returning to normalcy and ponies are going out more, or ponies are even more depressed and want to drink more. Either way, ponies are spending more time in bars."
>>95426Iron, snout still on her hoof, scrunches harder. He tries to speak, but the boop has severely restrained Iron's speaking abilities. It comes out as a series of undignified mumbles.
>>95429Cauldron's tongue comes out of her mouth and presses against her upper lip as she stirs the onion into the mix in the pot
>>95428"It's probably a combination of all 3."
Dark Star Drinks out of his flask while waiting for his drink
>>95430Iron mumbles some more, somewhat flustered. His forelegs weakly flailed around her foreleg, not really trying to push her off but still showing mock resistance towards the cataclysmic event that is the Boopening that his snout has suffered and subsequent conquering of the food it guarded.
His scrunchiness will be a big price to pay to see the food done.
>>95431He pours the drink, then slides it over to Dark Star
"Here you go"
>>95432At the touch of his forelegs she moves over, forward and to the side to get out of his way. She pulls back even further and says
"Now we wait for it to cook"
>>95433Iron's balance was too forward from the
clearly ruthless attack he had done to the tyrant Cauldron.
He falls facefirst to the floor, not really damaging anything else other than maybe his pride, as more mumbling came from the now obstructed mouth as he now was silenced by the floor.
>>95433"Thanks, you know what i really hate? ziggers. the cunt of a mayor kicked me out of my family home and gave it a bunch of those stripped abominations."
Dark Star Downs the yagger bomb
>>95436"A tough life it's been for a lot of ponies"
>>95434She looks down at Iron
"Are you okay? You've been fairly injured"
>>95426"Yes, yes...that is, uh...that is good. Very good." Whaddya know, it
is awkward. Still, for as lonely a pony as Silver is, he's not going to complain about. "So, was that end of night for you two, or...did you have something else in mind you two were...uh, going to do together?"
>>95427There is a mod someone made for Equestria at War that replaced the Griffon nation of "The County of Franmistria" with the Pony nation "Pheonixburg", which for all intents and purposes is the same thing as Germaneigh. Even adds Aryanne into the game, apparently. Too bad it's only available in Russian localization.>>95435F"Cyka blyat." - Silver, 945-1014 ALB. >>95439She starts to lose her expression of shock
"No, we were going to go to the East Side Tavern. I am supposed to meet him there"
She moves forward into the room, turns around to face Silver, and then places the bear on the bed
>>95438Iron simply looks up at Cauldron. He has a dopey smile, similar to what a drunkard would have. His voice sounds somewhat like it, although lacking any sort of foul alcohol breath.
"Of course I am fine. I am invincibe!"
He pulls up a foreleg up to accentuate his assertion. Only to plop it back down lazily.
>>95438"You know i think we should remove those socialists and their minority pets."
>>95439hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe i should dl the russian localization files [1d20-1 = -5]>>95440And thus, Silver sees he's going to be a very lonely pony once again. Despite this, he tries to hide the fact that this realization is a little painful for him to take. After all, it's not like he can do anything about it.
Bluff: "Ah, good! I hope you two, er...continue to have fun!"
[1d20+7 = 22]>>95443ROLLING OPPOSED!
>>95442"Having a tough day?" He asks
>>95441She giggles, then pets him
"You must have lost a lot of blood. Go lay back down on the couch. I'll bring you food"
>>95445As it turns out, Silver is not much of a liar. At all.
>>95445"yea, i got embarrassed at the Fair."
>>95447He tries to maintain the facade for just a couple seconds longer before he realizes that, yes indeed, it's been blown all to hell. His brave face slowly falters after this, at first, before plummeting. "I, uh...I will be honest...I was...you know...kind of missing you two. It is...kind of lonely..." His face betrays a deeper hurt he's trying to keep bottled up, lest it consume him.
>>95449"I uh got scared on the roller coaster there."
Dark Star looks very embarrassed
"i was with my mare friend at the time. i feel like a loser. if im being honest."
>>95445Iron's eyes close in platonic pleasure when Cauldron pets the native poner in front of her. His dopey smile increase in radiance as well.
"Alright, you have been granted forgiveness for assaulting my poor snout for tonight."
He slowly stands up to his full height again. His smile turns mischevious as he points at Cauldron and he poses dramatically.
"However, tomorrow you will not be as lucky. You shall fear the wrath of my boops, Cauldron!"
Finishing his sentences, his stance becomes lazy again and walks slowly to the couch.
>>95450"Aww. Why don't you come to the tavern with us?"
>>95451"Oh, it'll be alright. Plenty of ponies can be afraid. Just show her that you will be strong from here on"
>>95453His ears perk up slightly, though he isn't giving up his hopes just yet. "...Are you certain? I do not wish to be burden..."
>>95454"Why not? I think Dark Star likes you"
>>95453"thats the problem though. i'm not strong, i've never been the strong one that was always my brother. i've been trying but im not very good at it. i'm affraid she's gonna find out she's not the stallion she thinks i am."
Dark Star looks melancholic
>>95456"Well, you got her to go out with you in the first place, didn't you?"
>>95455His smile returns, even if it's a small one. "I...think I would appreciate that very much."
>>95459Silver joins at her side, feeling much better without the looming threat of being alone hanging over his head. "Thank you, Blue."
>>95457"well, yeah. but thats only because i shot some communists,And an other thing"
>>95452"You should definitely lie down"
>>95461"Also... I didn't want to push you away earlier. You're good with magic. And though you may not think yourself a skilled debater, you are talented with your tongue"
>>95462"Well, it sounds like she's already found something in you that makes you worthy in her eyes. Don't worry about it. Be confident, and she will pick up on that"
>>95464Iron plops down into the couch facefirst, rubbing his face in the softness of it. He mumbles something along the lines of his e-bil plan of attack against Cauldron's snootle tomorrow still.
After a little time doing this, he fumbles a bit, trying to remove the probably stained clothing Cauldron has given him.
(It should be washed later.)
>>95464Okay, now at this point Silver has become completely unsure about whether all of these double entendres are intentional or not. He does take the compliments with a slightly stunned smile. "I...thank you!"
>>95466A few minutes pass, then Caldron comes over with a plate, and says "It's ready!"
>>95467"Alright, now let's go"
>>95465"Anything else I can do for you?"
>>95468Iron's tail wags excitedly for the idea of new, exotic zebra food.
He sits up a little too quickly for a pony with mayor bloodloss. His clothing given by Cauldron is left next to him, fully taken off.
"Ready!" He chirps out.
>>95468"Yes, I will follow." Silver gets ready to do exactly that.
>>95468"get me another yagger bomb."
>>95470"Shit... would you mind paying for a taxi?"
>>95469It's a plate of a yellowy cooked vegetable with cooked onion in it, as well as some spice, and yam to the side
>>95472Well, I suppose I will only be able to take two more trips to catacombs... Silver keeps his thoughts to himself as he nods to Blue. "Of course!"
>>95472Iron stares in wonder at the plate in front of him. Some drool escapes his lips.
"Ooh."
>>95475Silver opens the door for Blue, first, beckoning her inside the vehicle. "After you."
>>95476"yesh, im a little sad, i learned my brother was KIA today."
>>95479And
now Silver gets into the taxi, and closes the door behind him. "To Eastside Tavern, please."
>>95479>>95472>>95474Cleaning his drool slightly, he lowers down and bites on the main cooked vegetable.
>>95480He pats a hoof on his pastern
wrist.
"I'm sorry for your loss"
>>95482Almost potato like, spiced up by the onion and nutmeg
>>95481"Alright"
Skies smiles at Silver, then pets him slightly
>>95483Iron nods and moans in satisfaction. He goes for it fully now, chomping down at all ingredients on the table and cleaning the plate up in a savage eating.
>>95483"He Died saving his comrades. i can only hope i go that way."
Dark Star smiles
>>95483Silver gets that look of contentment he always seems to get from being petted. Maybe it's just a unicorn thing?
>>95486She looks forward, and places out her left hoof in the middle seat between herself and Silver
>>95485"Always good to die a noble death, if you must die"
>>95484She has a sort of smile on her face at this, not sure if she should be entertained, flattered, or disgusted
>>95488"you're a good pony mr.glass."
>>954882/3 are good feelings so mission success.Finishing up the meal, he contently sighs. She could see tiny droplets of the food's remains near his mouth. His tongue darting around catched them quickly enough.
"My goodness. You never cease to amaze me, Cauldron. Who could have known the outside world have so much to offer?"
>>95488There's a slight part of Silver that wants to do the unthinkable and
hold Blue's hoof but he ultimately decides not to. He does, however, put his hoof down in the same seat sitting right next to hers. "You know, I do not think I will ever get fully used to riding in motor vehicles."
>>95487To Silver's credit, he's not suffering from multiple head trauma wounds. >>95491She gives half frown, and then says
"It's kind of new to me, but I am used to it now"
>>95490She laughs again
"Glad you like it"
>>95489"Just trying to help"
>>95492He laughs with her.
"I hope you are having fun as well."
>>95492If the frown is having any effect on Silver, Blue can't really tell. "It is just interesting to see how different this world now looks compared to 70 years ago."
>>95494"I know. Where I am from was stuck 70 years in the past at least... at least. It's a big difference"
>>95493She moves into her room for the moment
>>95495Iron cocks his head for a bit at her moving to her bedroom
(Where is she going?)
>>95492"this is my favorite bar in all of baltimare."
>>95495He smiles a little. "What was it like, experiencing such drastic change in technology in such short amount of time?"
>>95497"Glad to hear that. I hope you stick around."
>>95496She's out another 30 seconds at least
>>95498"It was a shock... but I was going through a lot of shocks at that time, so I adapted"
>>95499"i plan to, i hope i'll be able to be elected mayor. I'd put our Interest first. "
>>95499He stands up, quite intrigued at her current actions.
He walks up, now powered by exquisite zebra cooking, to her bedroom and peeks inside.
>>95501"Well, yes..."
>>95500"Whatever you need, you can patronize this bar"
>>95502She looks up with a 'what are you doing?' kind of expression
"Go lay back down"
She is picking up blankets from a basket in the side of the room
>>95503"Thank you mr.glass. i appreciate it greatly."
Dark Star exxtends his leg to shake hooves
"Do you know any artists?"
>>95503"I do not suppose you would be willing to share what those shocks were?"
>>95505"Losing a home... Losing two homes. Losing a family. Like an earthquake, a metaphorical one"
>>95504"What do you mean?"
He takes his hoof
>>95506"i was thinking about getting some pamphlets made or posters maybe."