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Occupied Equestria: The Madness Begins
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.93000
93002 93007 93147
Set six years after season 6, Occupied Equestria presents an alternative history where the Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while a former Equestrian colony - soured to Princess Twilight's notion of harmony with all creatures thank to their dealing with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestrian Southeast, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and corrupt creepy politicians threaten the city. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics.

Half of the party - Brie, Onyx, and Spark - are on a train to far off Bales to try to cross the border into the Changeling Lands. the other half remains in Baltimare, where Silver is searching catacombs seeking books filled with long buried dark secrets, Dark Star is having luck with his marefriend, and Iron aiding in trafficking exotic animals
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Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94011
94013 94014 94017
>>94009
“Doesn’t everypony try to fall in love at least once in their lives? They never married, anyways. I don’t know how much he reciprocated her affection. I don’t think anypony does, really. What we definitely know is that she was very close to him, and was a massive influence upon him.”

>>94010
“What’s in it for you? She asks
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94012
>>94003
And thus he does so. It’s quite a number of books Silver has brought back
Anonymous
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No.94013
94015 94017
>>94009
>>94011
"sombra was a misunderstood hero."
Novice Pussy Handler
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No.94014
94015
>>94011
"Oh that is simple. I get to spend time with you."
He smiles.
"That, and I will not get bored looking at grass all day. I have nothing else to do if you did not catch my drift."
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94015
94016 94018
>>94013
She tilts her head
“How do you figure?”

>>94014
She stops for a moment
“Are you in need of a more permanent job?” She asks
Novice Pussy Handler
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No.94016
94024 94029
>>94015
Iron nods, but just in case she isn't looking he adds.
"I am not sure, but for now I would like that."
Silver
idF3p
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No.94017
94020
>>94011
"Hmm...what strange place Crystal Empire is." Silver continues working diligently.

>>94013
"You and I will have to agree to disagree, there. I heard he was evil tyrant who enslaved many crystal ponies in Old Crystal Empire, and drove many to death or insanity working in crystal mines. Or simple left them broken and hopeless. How some of those would return and then turn immediately to communism baffles me, though. It is like trading one set of shackles for another of different color."
Anonymous
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No.94018
94020
>>94015
"he fought against the tyranny of the alicorns."
Anonymous
sxWmF
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No.94019
94020
>>93986
"Nein. Ich möchte nur, dass Sie ihnen Ihre Geschichte erzählen. Überlass den Rest mir."
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94020
94021 94022 94023 94024 94025
>>94019
Hast du einen Plan?

>>94018
"But the Crystal Empire was independent at that time"

>>94017
"I've never been there" is all she can say
Anonymous
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No.94021
94026
>>94020
"im sure he had an invasion planned."
Anonymous
sxWmF
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No.94022
94046
>>94020
"Ish"
Silver
idF3p
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No.94023
94025 94026
>>94020
"Me neither. Perhaps we should all go on trip there when this is all over and both Empire and Equestria are reclaimed for ponykind? I would like to see Crystal Palace. I have heard it is especially beautiful when sunlight hits it at dawn or dusk."
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94024
>>94016
>>94020
reeeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
Q8+HA
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No.94025
94028
>>94020
>>94023
"i've never been either.Seems like a beautiful place."
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94026
94027 94028
>>94021
“He did or she did?”

>>94023
“That’s quite an ambitious plan”
Anonymous
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No.94027
94029
>>94026
"he knew she did, if i were him i would have had one."
Silver
idF3p
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No.94028
94029 94030
>>94025
>>94026
"Indeed it is ambitious plan. If I still have energy in these old bones by that time, I would love to travel all across Equestria and Empire, see sights to be seen, visit their greatest cities and monuments. Explore all that which serves as proof of what us ponies can do when we are at our greatest. Perhaps even travel to Riverlands and see what ponykind has built there, too. After all, I can only wonder at what grand sights there are to behold in that corner of the world."

After a couple seconds of silence, Silver speaks up. "Hey...so...what would you both say, if...I said...I wanted to join Black Hooves?"
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94029
94031 94032 94033
>>94016
“Well... maybe I can do that, for a few days”

>>94027
She nods

>>94028
“I would ask you why you changed your mind”
Anonymous
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No.94030
94034
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>>94028
>Join
Dark Stars face when
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94031
94038
>>94029
"I knew you would like it."
Iron smiles at her, then tries to peek behind her.
"How is the food coming along?"
Anonymous
Q8+HA
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No.94032
94038
>>94029
"Asymmetrical warfare would have been the way to go."
Silver
idF3p
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No.94033
94036 94038
>>94029
"I know we have had, eh...discussions...to put it lightly, and...I have to admit, after thinking on it some more, you were right. At least, on most important aspects. I can not change what happened during War, who won and what changes that had effect on in this part of world, for good and bad. I can only adapt, make use of hand we have all been dealt, and help my fellow countryponies to heal wounds left behind by War.

"Ponykind must be united, if we are to survive coming storm. Changelings, Communists, bandits, wild animals, monsters, even undead: this world is harsh and if we are not careful any one of these could be end of us. I wish to help unite us, prepare ponykind for coming war, and fight back with tooth and hoof against those which seek to destroy us.

"I no longer wish to sit and do nothing. As Black Hoof, I can at least do something to help my fellow countrypony, and fight for our survival, since no pony else will."
Silver
idF3p
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No.94034
94035 94036
>>94030
Is that a happy smile, or a not-so happy smile?
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94035
>>94034
As long as you don't join when Star and Skies are fucking, it's a good smile. Trust me on that.
Anonymous
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No.94036
94037
>>94034
Happy
>>94033
"I agree, I also wish to unite our People."

Silver
idF3p
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No.94037
94040
>>94036
Just making sure, since I thought that was of a filly hissing like a cat.

"Indeed, even if I have misgivings on what you believe needs to be done to changelingkind, from both moral and tactical standpoint. It is better we deal with that latter, when our country is liberated from Hegemony oppression: for now, we have country that needs saving."
kp4y3
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No.94038
94039 94042 94044
[1d20+7 = 23]
>>94031
“Fairly well. I am waiting on the rice to cook” she says

>>94032
“Oh, I know all about that”

>>94033
She nods
“So you do”

Sense motive
Anonymous
sxWmF
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No.94039
94041
>>94038
Was that all?
Anonymous
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No.94040
94044
>>94037
"what do you think should be done about the lack of forces in the area? i think we should mobilize Every able bodied pony in the New mareland controlled zone, so when chrissy attacks. Every Mare and Stallion will be able to Fight Against her Hordes efficiently."
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94041
94043
>>94039
Was what all? I am looking at posts from my phone, so I may have missed a post
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94042
94048
>>94038
Iron lick his lips.
"I cannot wait. Do you need something else done? Anything to help?"
Anonymous
sxWmF
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No.94043
94046
>>94041
I replied to Kerr's question about having a plan with "Ish"
Silver
idF3p
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No.94044
94045 94048
>>94038
The result: Silver is indeed speaking the truth. He wants to help, even if it's by working for the Black Hooves directly, something which, a few days ago, he would never have seen himself saying, ever. He's tired of doing nothing, which if he admits to himself has been what he has been proposing all of this time. And, if she digs deep enough, there's a desire, planted there recently but before his arrival to Baltimare, to see his country reborn, and Harmony reformed into something that can stand up to the challenges of the modern day. He does not like what it's become, and wants to change it. Perhaps he will even believe it needs to be reformed into something that resembles Nationalism, if he could gather his thoughts about what needs to be done to it.

>>94040
"Perhaps, but that should be last resort. Our greatest strength is our industry. It far outclasses Hegemony's, and if mobilization is too severe it will reduce our strength. I think it is best to reconcile with former members of Equestrian military, convince them that it is best to fight together instead of against one another to save their country. Their combat experience will be of use, both for direct combat and in training new soldiers."
Anonymous
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No.94045
94049
>>94044
"That's an excellent idea. and if we could get some of them to join it could be used as propaganda to get even more troops to join,since they're former Military after all. some loyalist may even be converted to our struggle."
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94046
94047
>>94022
>>94043
“Was hast du der Königin zu bieten?”
Anonymous
sxWmF
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No.94047
94048
>>94046
"Kommt drauf an was du meinst. Sprichst du von einem Tribut oder sprichst du durch die Vereinbarung?"
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94048
94049 94050 94074
>>94044
She moves back, still a bit shocked by this development

>>94042
“Not at the moment, no”

>>94047
“In jedem Fall. Was wirst du ihr anbieten, damit sie dir helfen kann?”
Silver
idF3p
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No.94049
94051 94052
>>94045
"Definitely. Propaganda is key to wartime success at homefront. We also need to invest in ways to counter Hegemony's own strengths. Producing anti-tank and anti-air equipment locally and distributing them across all existing and newly-trained divisions would be excellent start. We should also produce tanks, tank destroyers, and MGMCs, and begin mixing armored corps with onwheels and mechanized corps. Finally, we should look into converting civilian factories into producing military equipment. There are more than enough to convert in Baltimare and Manehattan alone to cover our war needs."

>>94048
"So..."
Anonymous
sxWmF
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No.94050
94052
>>94048
"Abgesehen von meinem charmanten Witz?"
Anonymous
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No.94051
94054
>>94049
"We Should also start Producing superior arms. and distribute those to our Stallions as well. that along with their Former military leaders in our cause would provide a large morale boost,to the soldiers."
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94052
94053 94054 94055
>>94049
Obnoxiously, Blue Skies pulls out a flash light, and shines it directly into Silver’s eyes

>>94050
“Ja. Ich bin sicher, sie hat bereits eine Konkubine”
Anonymous
Q8+HA
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No.94053
94057
>>94052
"what you think he's a changling?"
Silver
idF3p
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No.94054
94056 94057
>>94052
Nope. Still the same Severyanan stallion he has always been.

>>94051
"Besides fact that giving them automatic rifles and assault rifles would make them far more effective against Changeling infantry? Of course, better weaponry is always boost to soldier's morale."
Anonymous
sxWmF
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No.94055
94057
>>94052
"Es gibt viele Möglichkeiten, wie ein Geschäftsarrangement sie und die Hegemonie fördern kann." Brie smirks and emphasizes the word business.
Just how savvy is Kerr? Does he expect Brie to negotiate his entire plan with him?
Anonymous
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No.94056
94059
>>94054
"hmmmmmmmmm you Aren't wrong about that."
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94057
94058 94059 94063
>>94055
Kerr is basically asking questions to probe a motive out of Brie. The most most direct questions have been asked and answered, so he’s being rather indirect.
“Was für eine Geschäftsvereinbarung?”

>>94053
“You should have heard him earlier today”

>>94054
She just looks at him, dumbfounded
Anonymous
Q8+HA
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No.94058
94060
>>94057
"what was he saying?"
Silver
idF3p
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No.94059
94060 94064
>>94056
"I am not sure how much we should focus on aircraft production here in Equestria. I imagine New Mareland is already producing quite bit in Griffonia. If they could send tactical bombers and dive bombers, it would help us very much against Changeling Panzers. And fighters for air supremacy is always needed."

>>94057
"You know, that test is very irritating to eyes." Silver rubs his poor, abused eyes. "Is it really that surprising that you would think I was changeling?"
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94060
94061 94064
>>94058
“That the Changelings would invade tomorrow, and the Blackhooves don’t even intend to defend East Equestria, and definitely don’t have a plan”

>>94059
“I just want to know what happened to you. Did you become afflicted by a mind altering spell? Have you been possessed by a demon?”
Silver
idF3p
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No.94061
94062
>>94060
Silver is...a little disturbed by what she just suggested. "You know, it is not good sign if one of ways ponies would join your faction is 'they were possessed by demon'."
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94062
94066
>>94061
“Okay, that sounds a bit more like Silver”
Anonymous
sxWmF
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No.94063
94065
>>94057
"Wenn Sie wissen müssen,.... So wie ich es sehe, könnten verschiedene Dinge passieren. Nachdem ich Ihre Geschichte gehört habe, bitte ich sie um Hilfe, um Comte und seine Freunde zu vernichten. Sie wird mich entweder töten oder die Idee unterhalten. Wenn sie mich nicht umbringt, können wir Geschäftsvereinbarungen diskutieren, die sowohl für die Hegemonie als auch für mich von Vorteil sind."
Anonymous
Q8+HA
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No.94064
94067
>>94059
"That's Exactly what i was thinking."
>>94060
"well they could invade tomorrow,Of course the black hooves will defend east equestria,But i know they have a war going on right now. so they probably couldnt spare that many troops.Of course they have a plan."
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94065
94070
>>94063
“Warum lohnt es sich, den Tod zu riskieren?”
Silver
idF3p
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No.94066
94067
>>94062
"..." He just sighs. "Look, I do not know what else to tell you. I know what I have said before about Black Hooves: I am still unsure about some of it. This will give me chance to reassure myself, and give me some much-needed hope for future that I can fight for."
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94067
94068 94069
>>94064
>>94066
She blinks
“I did not come here to fight in a large war against changelings. I am just a police detective”
Anonymous
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No.94068
94069 94086
>>94067
"the time may come where the war comes to you, thats why we should all be ready to fight."
Silver
idF3p
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No.94069
94086
>>94067
>>94068
"It is much like Dark Star says: this war is coming. You have unique benefit of being able to choose whether to fight or not. Dark Star and I, us Equestrians...we do not have that choice. We will fight, because we must. This is our country. We must fight for it."
Anonymous
sxWmF
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No.94070
94086
>>94065
"Den Tod für etwas zu riskieren ist besser als für nichts zu leben."
Anonymous
Q8+HA
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No.94071
94072
is gm asleep?
Anonymous
idF3p
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No.94072
94073
>>94071
Absolutely certain of that. 'Suppose this is goodnight, fellas. See y'all tomorrow for the thrilling conclusion to "Occupied Equestria: Silver and Star Fuckin' Break Blue's Sanity".
Anonymous
Q8+HA
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No.94073
>>94072
Night
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94074
94086
>>94048
Sorry for dying yet again. I'll post now, you can respond later when you wake up and are ready to do so.
Iron nods.
"I will go lay on the bedroom if you need me."
With that, he goes to the bedroom and does so on the floor where no kind of rug is under him.

Anonymous
3mLBB
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No.94075
94076 94077 94080
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I want to note that last night I was severely distracted by a bug on HoI4 that was causing the Griffonian Empire to be entirely annexed by two minor countries that did 5% of the war effort. This frustrated me to no end, and caused me to not entirely read posts or think about dialogue
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94076
94078
>>94075
All is ok. I'm having fun with Cauldron through Iron.
She a cute.
Anonymous
idF3p
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No.94077
94078
>>94075
It's alright. Was it House Erie and House Eyrie? Those two seem to be among the buggiest countries in the mod.
Anonymous
3mLBB
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No.94078
94079 94080
>>94076
Soon

>>94077
I was playing as the River Empire. It was the Griffonian Republic and Aquelia, then I restarted and later it was Whitetail and the Griffin Socialist Republic
Anonymous
idF3p
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No.94079
>>94078
I suppose I could see the Griffonian Republic and Aquileia doing that, since annexing the Empire is in both of their trees, but the others? Yeah, that's an odd bug.
Anonymous
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No.94080
>>94078
>>94075
That sucks. i hate when it does that.
E
sxWmF
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No.94081
94082
I'm here
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94082
94083 94084
>>94081
We all are here.
In The Void.

Anonymous
Q8+HA
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No.94083
94085
>>94082
is the void lavender scented?
Anonymous
sxWmF
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No.94084
94085
twigan1.jpg
>>94082
We are the void
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94085
>>94083
According to >>94084
Yes
Anonymous
3mLBB
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No.94086
94087 94088 94089 94098
Sort of here, sort of not

>>94074
There’s a rug in the living room...

>>94070
Kerr nods, sort of understanding

>>94068
>>94069
She lowers her ears, and steps backwards two steps


Silver
idF3p
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No.94087
94090
>>94086
Silver understands her apparent unwillingness. She doesn't have a dog in this fight, not like either Silver or Star, and she's made it very clear in the past that she prefers espionage to the trenches. "Still, that day is not today. Not yet. Until then, I wish to help my countryponies in whatever way I can. From what it seems, I have chance to do so as member of Black Hooves. So, I have given serious thought as to joining, and I wished to see what you two thought of this idea. After all, you are both my friends, and you are both Black Hooves already."
Anonymous
Q8+HA
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No.94088
94090
>>94086
"there's no need to be afraid Blue. i'll Be there to protect you from what ever happens."
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94089
94090
>>94086
Iron's eyebrows lower, poking at the rug.
(Should I lay down here? Hm.)
A little dirty joke comes to his mind.
(I could lay on Cauldron.)
He snickers to himself, laying on the rug.
(I wonder how the offspring would come out if I were to have foals with her. Will zebras come out? Earth Ponies? Maybe a mix of both?)
Anonymous
3mLBB
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No.94090
94091 94093 94094
>>94087
>>94088
She can only nod

>>94089
She’s doing something with the food, straining water
Anonymous
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No.94091
94092 94097
>>94090
Dark Star walks over to her and hugs her and says
"if i have to give me life to save yours i would do it inn an instant."
Dark Star smiles warmly at her
Anonymous
Q8+HA
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No.94092
>>94091
*in
Silver
idF3p
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No.94093
94097
>>94090
I've decided that Dragonforce makes for good music to listen to while playing HoI4.

Silver is a little worried that they might have freaked Blue out too much with their talk of war. He gives her a pat on the shoulder, as it's the only place he can reach with Dark Star in the way. "I am sorry if we have disturbed you. It was never our intention." Silver continues working on moving books from the back of his cart to Blue's office. He changes the subject for her. "Blue, did they ever have anything like carnivals or fairs back in Nimbusia?"
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No.94094
94095 94096 94097
[1d20 = 5]
>>94090
Iron does what would any adolescent stallion do when she has an attractive mare distracted, facing back and rump exposed. What any male of any species do when their dick takes command of his decisions when presented the opportunity:
Iron tries to sneak a peek under Cauldron's tail while she's preparing the food, laying down as low as possible, trying to get that perfect angle to see behind the hairy wall while at the rug.
I'll roll spot just for funsies.
...What? You expected him to jump in and rut her silly?
Novice Pussy Handler
ssfn+
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No.94095
>>94094
Good thing I didn't try to roll for pin. Sheesh.
Anonymous
Q8+HA
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No.94096
>>94094
F
Anonymous
3mLBB
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No.94097
94099 94100 94102
>>94091
She closes her eyes, then leans into him, accepting the hug

>>94093
“No... it’s okay. I’m sorry...”

After a pause, she looks up at him, and answers his question
“No... they didn’t. At least not when I was there. It was not very industrialized or advanced.”

>>94094
I probably should have specified this earlier, but there is a sort of counter-top/bar separating the kitchen from the living area, making doing that not really possible, at least not from the floor of the living room


Anonymous
sxWmF
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No.94098
94101
>>94086
"Sie sind erstaunlich weise für ein junges Tier, das Sie kennen."
Silver
idF3p
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No.94099
94101
>>94097
"You have nothing to apologize for, Blue." Yet another set of books joins the ever-increasing pile. "I suspected Nimbusia was not as industrialized as Equestria, anyways. But, you did not have anything of that sort at all, without rides you find at fairgrounds here?"
Anonymous
Q8+HA
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No.94100
94101
>>94097
Dark Star Strokes her mane
Anonymous
3mLBB
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No.94101
94103 94104 94105
>>94098
“Warum sagst du das?”

>>94099
“Not... really, no. You could jump into lakes, or fly off mountains. So there was that.”

>>94100
It’s fairly soft, and of medium length. On the shorter end. She must have washed it this morning.
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94102
94106
>>94097
After realizing that Iron cannot accomplish his task from the rug, he decides to walk over to the counter. His dick is losing its grasp on his mind.
(Would she be angry if I take a small peak under her tail? That sounds like it could cause turmoil that could open up that one wound on her pride I did a week ago.)
His hooves carry him closer to the counter, resting his head against it.
(She did try to give me a chance to start a relationship if her clarification of her capacity to maintain is any indication.)
He looks straight ahead, contemplating his life choices in his first week.
(With how my track record on successes is so far, maybe I could give it a chance. While I want to go back to my family and receive my father's heirloom, I also like Cauldron, and Ash is... not really interested in maintaining children if her talks about frugality is any indication. My path towards maturity is not as short as I had imagined.)
He hums a little bit.
(Should I just give it a chance? Am I really prepared to commit just to be with her?)
He glances at Cauldron as she makes her food. The dick's influence over Iron's mind long gone as little doubts spring across his consciousness.
(Can I really protect her? Be helpful to her apart from simple strength? Can I make her happy?)
Anonymous
Q8+HA
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No.94103
94106
>>94101
Dark stops hugging her and says
"im gonna go get some more books."
Then he walks down to the cart
Anonymous
sxWmF
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No.94104
94106
>>94101
"Denn selbst die meisten erwachsenen Ponys spielen niemals mit diesem Grad an Spezifität und Einsicht"
Silver
idF3p
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No.94105
94106
>>94101
*working horse noises*

"That does sound nice. Well, I suppose flying off mountains would be, if you had wings."
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94106
94107 94108 94109 94110
>>94102
She turns around and faces Iron
"It's almost ready" She says

>>94103
The books are sort of similar to the ones Skies rescued from the fire, although there are more of them. Some have names printed on them, some have nothing on their face

>>94104
Sure, let's go with that and not "GM can't write children"
"Kurz gesagt, Sie helfen uns, weil Sie hoffen, dass Wechselbalgs Ihnen helfen wird, ein krimineller Oberherr zu werden?"

>>94105
"It could be nice. Some of the cliff faces were straight vertical, more than 500 feet. You could dive out over the ocean in some instances. You could also do the same from clouds, but I didn't really do that"
Novice Pussy Handler
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No.94107
94111
>>94106
Iron perks his head up, hearing about food. A small smile forms.
"I cannot wait to see what you have cooked up."
He takes a big sniff, his worries slightly washing away.
(For now, get to know her better. She is a mare worth protecting. At least for now.)
Anonymous
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No.94108
94111
>>94106
I figured "GM IS SHIT" wouldn't be constructive Xp
"Ich helfe dir, weil du es verdient hast. Sie haben eine Scheiße bekommen You were dealt a shit hand. Nachdem Ihre Situation mitgeteilt wurde, hoffe ich, dass die Wechselbalg-Hegemonie meinen Vorschlag berücksichtigen wird, da ich NICHT nur ein idealistischer Schläger bin."
Silver
idF3p
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No.94109
94111
>>94106
Silver daydreams a little, about flying over the ocean blue. Would he trade in his horn for a pair of wings? Eh, probably not. But it's nice to imagine what it would be like sometimes.
Anonymous
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No.94110
94111 94114
>>94106
Dark Star Takes a sip from his flask.
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94111
94112 94113 94114 94115
>>94107
"Okay, it's just about ready"
She pours the dish onto a few plates. It appears to be a rice based dish, with some vegetables and fruit

She walks right past Iron, into the living area, and pulls out a foldable table, which she unfolds in the living room. She walks back, and grabs some utensils
"Okay, I have your plate here" she says to Iron

>>94108
Kerr nods, and whether he believes or simply is pretending to, who can say?
I didn't know how else to show 'Kerr literally cannot comprehend altruism' except to have him constantly skeptical of Brie's claim that he is helping because he felt sorry for the drones

>>94109
On the plus side, Silver has found creative uses for his magic

>>94110
How drunk is he right now?
Anonymous
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No.94112
>>94111
A little buzzed
Anonymous
sxWmF
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No.94113
>>94111
Checked. He'll get a better idea when Brie is strung up

Silver
idF3p
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No.94114
94116
>>94111
A little creativity never hurt anypony, after all. Perhaps he can find other ways to utilize it.

>>94110
Silver looks longingly at the flask in Star's possession. It's been a while since Silver has had a drink.
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94115
94117
>>94111
Iron follows Cauldron as she unfolds the table. He is stunned at this new tool he's seeing. His eyes widen and he points at the table.
"Where did that come from?"
Nevertheless, he comes closer to his plate and picks it up and sets it on the magical table that spawned from out of nowhere.
(It seems she is going to place all of it there if my logic is sound. I should also carry her plate to the table as well.)
With that, he walks back to the counter to do so.
Anonymous
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No.94116
94118 94119
>>94114
Dark Star looks at Silver
"Want some?"
Dark Star extendeds his arm to you
Anonymous
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No.94117
94123
>>94115
She laughs lightly
"It's a foldable table. I use it because I don't have room for a full-sized table"

She then comes up to a plate before Iron, and carefully points out the parts of the meal.
"I think it's similar to what you got at the restaurant a couple days ago. Jollof rice is the main dish, with pepper, tomato and onion. I also have some fried plantain on the side as well. And another thing, some fried yam."

Silver
idF3p
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No.94118
94119 94120
>>94116
"If you are offering." Silver takes it, takes a small swig, and gives it right back to Dark Star. "Ahh. Thank you. I needed that."
Anonymous
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No.94119
94121 94122 94124
>>94118
>>94116
She smiles
"You two want to go to a bar?"
Anonymous
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No.94120
94122
>>94118
"Take as much as you want."
Anonymous
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No.94121
>>94119
"Dark Star thinks to himself
"Does she not wand to go on the date"

Silver
idF3p
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No.94122
>>94119
This gets Silver to laugh. "I am always up for that, but I still have job to do, and I believe you two still have date to go on."

>>94120
"Nah, I am fine. Just needed little something to wet my throat, thank you."
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94123
94125 94126
>>94117
Iron carefully moves towards the table and pokes it.
"Strange. It seemed so small when had it on your hooves."

He nods as she explains the ingredients, drooling a bit.
"Wow. That sounds delicious."
He puts his face really close to the plate, sniffing deeply to catch the mixture of smells.
"What makes the rice 'joe-loft'?"
Anonymous
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No.94124
>>94119
"i didnt want to get too drunk tonight, at least before we go to the carnival."
Anonymous
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No.94125
94129
>>94123
She doesn't laugh, but the statement does get a smile
"That's the region the dish comes from. You cook tomato, onion, an pepper, then you boil rice in the same pot in the liquid. I also usually add small amounts of ginger, as tonight"

Yes, he can smell the ginger, and the tomato, as well as the yam and plantain
Anonymous
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No.94126
94127 94128
>>94123
"Oh you two can go get drunk, while I go to the carnival" She smiles
Silver
idF3p
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No.94127
94133
>>94126
Silver seems to be in a jovial mood today, as this brings him a bit more laughter. "Very well then, if you insist!"
Anonymous
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No.94128
94130
>>94126
"Ha,Silvers a good Friend and i would go drinking with him any time, But I'd rather Ride Carnival rides with you."
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94129
94130
>>94125
He sighs in pleasure.
"Ah~ Now that is a good smell. You are an amazing cook, Cauldron. It is such a strange mix of ingredients that I would have never guessed fit together."
He looks up, smiling sheepishly at Cauldron by how entraced he was at the plate.
"Need any help moving the metal things?"
Anonymous
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No.94130
94131 94133
>>94129
"Thank you, I try" She smiles back at him, but it's not an amused smile, more of a proud smile
"You'd be amazed by what mixes well. Some strange ingredients can make powerful elixirs. And no, I can move metal things just fire. After all, I carry a tire iron for a living"
She sits down on the sofa next to the table

>>94128
She smiles back at him in her usual sort of way, and her tail briefly moves from one side to the other
Novice Pussy Handler
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No.94131
94132 94135
>>94130
He chuckles at her joke.
"That is indeed true. You pack quite a punch. Your boops are unmatched as well as your crowbar."
Iron tries to figure out if he can sit next to Cauldron and eat there without some complicated table positioning.
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94132
>>94131
*your tire iron."
Anonymous
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No.94133
94134 94135
>>94130
Dark Star looks at her and Grins
"let's get going."
>>94127
"you Can Carry the books inside right?"
Silver
idF3p
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No.94134
94135 94136
>>94133
"Of course. You two go ahead. I hope you have fun on your date." Silver smiles at him, and gives him a wave.
Anonymous
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No.94135
94136 94137 94138
>>94131
She nods in a sort of "Damn right I can" expression

He can just sit right next to Cauldron on the sofa, as she's sitting on the end that's further away. They'd be right next to each other, but what else can you do in a small apartment?

>>94133
"Very well"

>>94134
Skies waves at him goodbye
Anonymous
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No.94136
94137 94139
>>94134
"see you later."
Dark Star Waves back
>>94135
Dark Star hails a taxi and helps blue into then gets in a tells him where to go
Silver
idF3p
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No.94137
94139
>>94135
>>94136
Silver waves Blue goodbye as well as he grabs some more books. "I hope you both enjoy yourselves!"
Novice Pussy Handler
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No.94138
94139
>>94135
He smiles at her proud demeanor.
"Now you have two irons."
A little snicker escapes his lips as he slides into the remaining space on the sofa.
"I sure need some repairs. Thankfully it is mostly automatic."
He looks towards the table, licking his lips at the anticipation of tasting Cauldron's hard work.
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94139
94140 94141 94143
>>94136
And thus they do so, arriving after, well, not too long

>>94137
And so he sees the two of them go off

Now Silver is all alone...

>>94138
Indeed, she does look proud. Until she lowers her eyebrows, and scrunches up her face at the terrible pun.
Silver
idF3p
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No.94140
94142 94145
>>94139
He is, indeed, a very lonely poner. Nothing he isn't used to, even if it's still fairly soul-crushing. Sigh...

Not like he can do much about it. Best to focus on his work, take his mind off of it.
Novice Pussy Handler
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No.94141
94142
>>94139
Iron chuckles even harder at her sudden 180. After a few seconds, he composes himself, maintaining a smile.
"Sorry. I just could not help myself. It just presented itself."
He attempts to take a bite out of the food in front of him, still snickering at her reaction. Presumably.
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94142
94144 94145
>>94140
He can feel it sucking away his soul... The Loneliness surrounding him. Crushing him

>>94141
Well. It's not bad. Definitely much better than grass. But seriously, the vegetables are pretty good
Anonymous
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No.94143
94146
>>94139
Dark Star opens the door then steps out,He then helps Blue out.
"Would you look at all the lights, This place has gotten better since i was a colt."
Dark Star Has a look of joy on his face that would not look out of place on a Colt

Silver
idF3p
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No.94144
94146
>>94142
Work, work, work. Come on Silver. Work is ahead of you.
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94145
94146
>>94142
As he chews on the food, he nods in approval. When he gulps the food, he hums in contentment.
"They taste as good as how they look."
He makes sure to put a bit of every ingredient together this time in order to taste every single one of them in conjunction as he approaches the plate to bite.
>>94140
You could try to talk to that one poner that greeted you and was very thankful for your contribution and was a cripple of sorts.
Anonymous
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No.94146
94147 94148 94149
>>94143
It's lit up, with attraction tents, the Ferris wheel, and yes, the roller coaster

"So you did visit these as a colt?" she asks

>>94145
Her eyes are partly closed, and she nods again in a "Damn right" fashion. Then, she takes a bite of her own food

The plantain and the yam don't exactly go together, in terms of texture

>>94144
Let's see. He's 68 already, hasn't seen or heard from his children in a very long time. He's been 28 years without female affection and the moment he seems to have found somepony she all but accuses him of sexually assaulting her....
Silver
idF3p
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No.94147
94149 94150
>>94146
It's a very, very, very lonely life for a pony like Silver...Work work work. So much work.

...Silver stops, and looks down at his own hooves.

Why is it everypony leaves me behind?
Anonymous
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No.94148
94150
>>94146
"yea a few times, my mom,Dark Days took My Brother and I."
Dark Stars smile Fades a bit,then comes Back
>>94146
>sexual assualt
Novice Pussy Handler
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No.94149
94150
>>94146
Iron cocks his head at the texture mix.
(Odd, but acceptable.)
Gulping once more, he starts another small talk.
"You said your father was a sailor. What places did he go when he was younger?"
>>94147
Next time, try to bond with a stallion so you don't have the urge to fuck on your mind. Just two stallions enjoying the night, maybe talking about their lives.
Anonymous
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No.94150
94151 94152 94157
>>94148
She pats his shoulder

>>94149
"He was in the Merchant Marine for Equestria. He went all around Equestria, the Dominion, Olenia... A few places on Zebrica. Yeah, I guess he traveled a bit"
Inb4... Nevermind, I'm not gonna say it

>>94147
Poor SIlver. If only he had somepony to come pat him on the back... But he doesn't
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94151
94155
>>94150
My mind is an enigma.
Iron nods.
"What is a merchant 'mah-reene'?"
Anonymous
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No.94152
94153 94155
>>94150
Dark Star puts his arm around her neck and goes into the fair
"So what do you want to ride first?"
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94153
94154 94155
>>94152
She sure knows what to ride last.
Bow-chica-bow-wow.

It's Star.
Anonymous
Q8+HA
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No.94154
Spoilered
>>94153

Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94155
94156 94159
>>94151
"Just a merchant ship carrying cargo that would often do contracts for the equestrian government, especially in times of war"

>>94152
"What do you want to do?" she asks him

>>94153
Remember that British poster who wrote that fanfic with the Mary Sue character he named "Silver Star"?
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94156
94158
>>94155
I do. Never read it, but it was sure autistic from what I read in the posts.
Iron nods, then ask the typical question about any stallion from his point of view.
"So was he tough and strong? Could he picked your current weight up in his prime? Any sort of amazing feats of strength and endurance?"
Silver
idF3p
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No.94157
94158 94160
>>94150
He doesn't, because they've all left him. So, here he stands, alone, feeling the weight of everything collapsing in around him. The thought of his children is the only thing keeping him from breaking down right there, but even that is bittersweet. Even they have left him, even if they didn't mean to.

Silver Rain, Spectral Streak, White Light...wherever you are...if you are even still alive...know that your father is thinking of you...I am sorry...for everything...

He pulls out a few pictures of them from his bags, gently putting a hoof onto each one as he views them.

"I hope you are all alive, still. I hope against all odds, that I might see your faces again one day, and have chance to tell you how much you mean to me, and how much light you have given to my life..."

He sniffles. He starts thinking his vision must finally be going out, as everything in the pictures starts to look blurry to him.
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94158
94160 94162 94163
>>94156
She smiles in a partial laugh
"He was no weight lifter, no. But he was strong to me. Very strong. He made an honest living travelling on ships, settled in Baltimare with his wife because there were more opportunities here for his family, raised four foals, and set up a restaurant. I really haven't seen many stallions as strong as him, and I work with tough guys

>>94157
Okay, that's too sad for me
Anonymous
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No.94159
94161
>>94155
Dark Star puts his hoof to his chin and his eyes look up in thought.
"Hmmmm i think i want to see the hall of oddities first."
Anonymous
Q8+HA
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No.94160
94163
>>94157
>>94158
Silver cucked star,stop making me feel bad for him
That's really sad, Dark Star And silver have a lot in common.
F
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94161
94164
>>94159
"Well then, let's go, shall we?"
Silver
idF3p
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No.94162
94163 94165
>>94158
Oh, wait. He's just teary-eyed. Sniff.

Silver wipes the tears from his face. He could really use somepony to talk to right now, but alas...

Come on...you still have work to do...help now, hurt later...

He puts the pictures back, and returns to his work. His steps are much slower, with little drive or effort behind them. The occasional teardrop finds its way down his cheek to wet the floor below him. Hurt later...
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94163
94165
>>94158
>>94160
Watch it. It's only a ploy to unleash his cuckoldry powers when you least expect it! Do not fall for it!
For real. It's kinda sad but expected for colts to move out of home. Aside from Silver's travelling job business.
>>94158
Iron nods in approval.
"He is very resourceful. A good trait for any stallion to have. Self-sacrificing too, it seems. He sounds like a cool father to be raised by."
(Hm. Maybe he could help me deal with this new world if Cauldron thinks he had it rough.)
>>94162
I know your tricks! I shall NOT let a tear drop in front of you or make a cleric mare come pet your mane out of volition to make you happy.
Anonymous
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No.94164
94166
>>94161
Dark Star Makes his way there with Blue
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94165
94167 94174
>>94162
Well... Maybe he feels better to have made these two new friends

>>94163
"Yes, he was."
She gets up, and goes to get glasses of water
"You want something to drink?"
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94166
94169
>>94164
On the outside, it's a tent. Over the entrance, in a hard to place but strange font, is "Hall of Oddities"
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94167
94168
>>94165
Iron nods at her water offer as he takes another bite.
After some chewing and gulping, he wonders a bit.
"Has any of your relatives had the chance to fulfill the promise of zebra grandchildren or is Baltimare just too pony-filled?"
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94168
94170
>>94167
"There's a decent Zebra population, it's just small. My Brother is engaged, in fact"
Anonymous
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No.94169
94171
>>94166
"be prepared they usually have very weird things in these."
Dark Star opens the tent flap
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94170
94171
>>94168
Iron raises his eyebrows, surprised.
"Oh, I think I heard about that during my first week here. Is that the step before marriage? If so, good for him."
He nods yet again.
"She is a zebra, right?"
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94171
94172 94173
>>94169
Yep. Strange things. A dead tree with almost hands on its branches and what seems to be a face on it. A mermaid-like skeleton - a Siren? A changeling larva in a jar of industrial ethanol. A two headed Griffin? A moving rock inside of a jar. An orange in a jar that croaks like a frog

>>94170
"Yes. She is"
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94172
94177
>>94171
Iron nods again.
"Is there not the same kind of luck in terms of zebra stallions?"
Anonymous
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No.94173
94177
>>94171
Dark Star is amazed by everything in the room,But what he seems to be focused on Right now is the two headed Jew Griffon.
Silver
idF3p
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No.94174
94175
>>94165
It's a small comfort, at least. Thinking about them is enough to keep him going. He has one last sniff before he returns to moving books, now at his normal pace. But he still does not seem in as high-spirits as he was when Star and Skies were with him, not at all. He still hurts inside, but...he'll have to hurt later, when there isn't anything else to do.
Anonymous
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No.94175
94176
>>94174
Seriously though when star and silver go drinking he should mention this.
Silver
idF3p
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No.94176
94177
>>94175
I think Silver would very much like that.
Anonymous
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No.94177
94178 94179 94180
>>94172
"Well..." She starts looking ahead "I haven't had any yet"

>>94173
Evidently keeping the remains of a corpse on display is acceptable. Or maybe it's just a very good model. Anyways, it's a black eagle griffin, with a smaller griffin head on it's left side. It's not as well formed as a full head, but it still looks much more developed than a parasitic twin would normally be expected to be

>>94176
And maybe he shouldn't be so reluctant to talk to Blue about his feelings
Novice Pussy Handler
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No.94178
94181
>>94177
Iron cocks his head.
"Is there a sort of drought of stallions or is it just impossible to find a zebra that is available?"
After a bite and gulp of the magestic food, he shrugs.
"They do not know what they are missing."
Silver
idF3p
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No.94179
94181
>>94177
Maybe.
Anonymous
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No.94180
94181
>>94177
"wow its so creepy."
Dark Star looks over at Blue
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94181
94182 94183
>>94178
"Well... I haven't been looking that hard"

>>94179
Unless he doesn't actually care that much

>>94180
She's giving it a strange, untrusting stare. Yes, she's creeped out by it
Novice Pussy Handler
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No.94182
94184
>>94181
If I can butt in, I can safely say that Skies needs more venting than Silver.
Iron nods.
"I understand."
He pokes his chin for a bit.
"Have you ever thought of just hooking up with a pony if you could never find a zebra here? It sounds really frustrating not to find your desired partner due to being stuck in this city."
Anonymous
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No.94183
94184
>>94181
Dark Star moves on to the tree when Blue is done looking at the griffin.
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94184
94185 94186
>>94182
"Well, I've thought about it"

>>94183
Allegedly, this is a dead fledgling "Leche" tree of the Mkodo region of Zebrica, which eats animals, even ponies
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94185
94187
>>94184
Iron nods.
(Well, at least I know there is a chance of hooking up with her.)
"Are your female relatives having the same issues?"
Anonymous
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No.94186
94187
>>94184
Dark Stars Eyes grow a little larger at the last bit
"A Pony eating tree? no way."
His voice has a little doubt in it.
Anonymous
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No.94187
94188 94189
>>94185
"Blanche is seeing a stallion, but she's not engaged"

>>94186
Skies reaches out a hoof to try to touch it, but it's too far past the rails. There's a face in that wood, and it wears a uniquely horrifying - and horrified - expression
Novice Pussy Handler
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No.94188
94190 94191
>>94187
Iron is slightly concerned, but feels lucky she has not seen any stallions so far.
(I wonder if she is a virgin too.)
"I see. To be fair, I was the eldest of my three, and I left the moment we all started thinking about what stallions and mares we like, so I cannot give you some info about their relationship status, sadly."
He scratches his head, smiling sheepishly.
Anonymous
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No.94189
94191
>>94187
"The "Face" is Ghastly."
Dark Star Checks out the Siren skeleton
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94190
>>94188
*lucky Cauldron has
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94191
94193 94195
>>94188
She shrugs, then eats the yam on her plate

>>94189
Is it a siren? It's definitely weird alright. A dragon-like head, a dolphin like body with fins, but with rays along it's back... It's around the size of a pony, so that's smaller than a siren, right?
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94193
94194
>>94191
Taking this quiet time from the conversation, he starts to really dig in to every single food item on the plate. It could be seen as slightly barbaric or primitive, but Iron does not care, as long as he doesn't mess up the room.
Anonymous
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No.94194
94197
>>94193
She giggles
"Enjoying the food?"
Anonymous
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No.94195
94196
>>94191
Is there any plaque on it?
Anonymous
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No.94196
94198
>>94195
Yes, it alleges it is a "proto-sea pony" found somewhere off the coast of Haystin, not all that far away from Mount Aris
Novice Pussy Handler
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No.94197
94199
>>94194
Iron pulls up from the plate to nod at her, a goofy smile on his face. His mouth is currently filled by the glorious food Cauldron has cooked. He never really had this sort of luxury before.
(Gods. How is this food so good?)
Anonymous
Q8+HA
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No.94198
94199
>>94196
Dark Star Skeptically looks at the Body
"this isn't a siren. what is this?"
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94199
94200 94201
>>94198
Blue Skies looks at it
"Either a pony missing link, a primitive sea pony species, a deformed sea pony, a mislabeled siren, or a wolf's skull attached to a large fish skeleton"

>>94197
She smiles, proud of this accomplishment
"There's more if you want some"
Novice Pussy Handler
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No.94200
94202
>>94199
Iron widens his eyes as he gulps the last food on his plate.
"There is more?"
Cauldron could swear his eyes were sparkling with joy.
Anonymous
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No.94201
94202
>>94199
"My Bits are on the last one."
Dark Star Goes over to the the moving rock
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94202
94203 94204
>>94200
She laughs again
"There is more rice. And if you want...."
She looks away, then down, then scrunches her face, then looks at Iron
"I can make something else"

>>94201
Well it doesn't really appear to be moving. It's a rock
Anonymous
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No.94203
94206
>>94202
"this rock is very fast."
/qI9A
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No.94204
94205 94206 94207
[1d20 = 1]
>>94202
Iron finds that set of movements slightly off from her.
I'll roll sense motive to get a feel of her thoughts before I respond.
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94205
>>94204
Fuck.
Anonymous
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No.94206
94207 94209
>>94204
making babies, obviously

>>94203
She laughs
Anonymous
Q8+HA
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No.94207
94208
>>94204
F
>>94206
>making babs
Definitely.
>>94206
Dark Star taps the jar
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94208
94211
>>94207
The rock falls onto its side
Novice Pussy Handler
/qI9A
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No.94209
94210
>>94206
You are e-bil.
Iron coughs when the sudden meaning of her words were revealed to him. His eyes widen a bit and his member slowly erects itself to a half-chub from under him, causing some mild discomfort, which forces him to shuffle a bit in the couch.
"What 'something else' are we talking about?"
Anonymous
kp4y3
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No.94210
94214
>>94209
A broad, confident smile takes over her face, and she stands up at once straight, yet loose, in an almost seductive pose
"Oh you know, Abacha, Peanut Soups, White Pepper soup, rice boiled in coconut milk. Do you have the taste for the exotic? How hungry are you?"
Q8+HA
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No.94211
94212 94213
[1d20+5 = 6]
>>94208
spot check on the rock to look for any ways it could be manipulated into moving
i just remembered spot is a skill