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>>84474"Horse hockey."
you said the windows are on the 2nd floor?and can i see iron from where i am?
[1d20+4 = 5]>>84474Spot: Silver looks through the glass to see if there's anything of interest that would explain why Comte would have a Germane Shepherd inside such an odd location.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>84476It is a walk-in closet with suits hung up and racks of shoes towards the ground, besides some more normal clothing, ties, and mare's formal attire. Who can say if there is anything on the floor under other items?
>>84478A spider falls down onto Silver from the Poolhouse. It is now on Silver's face
>>84477There are windows on both floors, as well as a sort-of third floor. He definitely cannot see Iron
>>84486There is a safe on the floor of the closet, besides a few isolated shoes and ties that fell onto the floor
>>84485ok,Dark Star sees if they left any windows unlocked
[1d20+11 = 30]>>84485I'll assume that I am in range for this.Iron attempts to boop the muzzle of the guard, giggling a bit at his imminent reaction. No, this is not lethal or non-lethal. It's just a boop, which will use unarmed bonus hit chance.
[1d20+7 = 8]>>84485Grapple: Silver immediately freaks out from having something jump on his face, and tries to shake the spider off of him.
>>84489You did roll a 19 for this, but no. You may not assume you are in range for that
>>84490That spider is right on his fucking eyeball
>>84488Roll a 1d20
[1d20+11 = 20]
SWEET
Pick that bitch (disable device? Same modifier)
>>84492"OWOWOWOWOWOWGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" As Silver has a mental freak out, he jumps into the pool to try to get the damned arachnid off of him.
>>84493Even though I am skeptical of that modifierBrie is able to eventually able to use his superior hearing to hear where the tumbles unlock. When he opens it, he sees a couple items of jewelry, a wad of paper money, a booklet, and what must be antique coins of a foreign make
>>84494He can boop the air, which spooks the guard
"Back off Pervert"
>>84495"Splash!" The water is cold because it's like January, and there are no lights on in the pool
>>84497One window on the side next to the pool seems loose. Silver has jumped into the pool for some reason
>>84496Good enough for me. Taking everything, time to bounce, grabbing the rolled up painting on the way out.
Cry moar
Disable Device 8
Move Silently 8
Hide in Shadows 8
Appraise 8
Escape Artist 5
Listen 6
Open Lock 8
Search 8
Tumble 5
[1d20+5 = 11]>>84496Swim: He thrashes about some more to make damned sure the spider's off, and then tries to swim out of the pool.
>>84496Iron attempts to get closer, walking extremely slowly. "It seems you fear your secret coming out. I never heard you talk about the issue we are discussing here. I know that you feel afraid. I also know that if you hide from it, you will not be happy. Please, find it in your heart to confess. The weight of hiding your identity will be lifted from your back and you will live free."
>>84498Dark Star walks over to the pool
>>84500Dark Star whispers "What the Buck are you doing?"
>>84502I hold back a chuckle.
"We got to help him out."
>>84499Alright, back into the hallway. Where to now?
>>84500He ungracefully finds the edge of the pool. It's fucking cold. I mean, it could be worse, but still
>>84501Iron can hear at least two ponies behind him
"Alright, back off"
>>84502Silver is ungracefully thrashing around
[1d20 = 16]>>84504Iron turns around to see how many ponies are actually behind him. "Are you here to help me out with this guard here? He needs some emotional support.
He gauges the ponies' strength and resistance against punches.
>>84502>>84504As Silver climbs his way out, he shakes and shivers, both from the freaking cold and from having a spider on his face. He looks spooked. "Чертов паук трахает! Чертовски холодная погода!"
>>84507Spark goes over to try and warm him.
"What happened?"
>>84505Two of them. One seems to be holding a baton, another has no obvious armament. Both wear brown uniforms
"Sir, you need to leave these premises" Says one
>>84504Out! He's got the safe contents,....
>>84510Alright. As he gets on the rooftop he hears.... splashing. He heard dog barking earlier from within the house, though that may have been because of him
>>84507At least he didn't do this in Saint Petershoof during the Winter
>>84509"I understand, but you need to help me. The guard in the booth has some problems. I think he is trying to hide the fact that he is a mare. Would you not help me?" He points at the shotgun-wielding 'stallion' "Look at him. He is pointing that thing on me in fear of his secret coming out!"
>>84507"Whyd you jump in the pool? and i found a loose window."
>>84512The guard in the booth tells the others
"I'm calling the police. Let him be their problem"
Another one says to Iron
"Sir,
You Need to Leave"
>>84508>>84513Silver hits himself in the face a couple of times like he's trying to bat something away from him. Whatever it is, it must already be gone. "Fucking Celestia-damned spiders..." Another involuntary shiver passes through his body. His clothes are sticking close to his form.
>>84511Indeed, this thought passes through his mind, and though he can't ever remember seeing a pool in Saint Petershoof, he remembers a dare he once did as a young and fairly stupid teenager in which he jumped into a local creek in the dead of winter.
>>84515"you're afraid of spiders?"
>>84516Alrighty then
Ass>>84517Nope. He is in a booth with a little wall in the way, as he has been for the entire time he's been described
>>84516INB4: He flies off with a crucial piece of evidence we need for this mission.>>84518"No, they are just creepy is all." He shakes a bit more from the cold. He looks a little miserable from being wet and freezing, but he'll live. "Besides...how would you react if you had fucking spider on your eye?"
>>84520"in my eye? i would probbly react the same way.now let me help you in the window,before you freeze to death."
>>84519Oh you're right, my bad, I should stick around until all the guards come? Or perhaps I should set off a flashbang and sing Africa from the rooftops? He just robbed a safe! What do you
expect him to do?
>>84523He nods. "There is Germane Shepherd in boathouse. Unless he has whole herd of dogs to guard every part of house, there might be something hidden in there.
"Now, show me where this window is, please."