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>>84063"Why would I agree to something before I know the terms?"
>>84064"I assure you that it is nothing sexual as a hint of what you will agree to do."
>>84067Iron chuckles, then puts his foreleg on his forehead in fake shock. "Oh, my! How rude of you to think that I only think sexy thoughts? How rude of you, Skies. So, so rude." He chuckles some more.
>>84068She seems a little amused by this as well
"Well then what is it?" She stresses, after a little laughter
>>84070"Alright. I want you to say something in particular. Just a simple sentence. Are you up for it?"
>>84071He eyes widen and her mouth opens slightly, in a sort of "oh no" expression
>>84072"Uh, are you okay? If you cannot handle the heat, you can always refuse. Our little chat has improved my mood quite a bit." Iron smiles.
>>84073>>84073"I can handle being in heat! Now, what is it you wanted me to say?"
>>84074Iron cocks his head. He scratches the back of his head. "I... did not mean your natural heat, Skies..."
He then composes himself "I need your explicit agreement to the deal before that."
>>84075"Natural heat? What are you talking about? Anyways, I can't agree to say something before saying it. It could be blasphemy"
>>84076"You know, your natural signal to have foals? That kind of heat?" Iron shakes his head. "Oh well, I guess you will have to settle with not knowing my deep, dark secret." Another overly dramatic foreleg on forehead pose.
>>84077"Huh? I wasn't talking abut foals. You must tell me this secret!"
>>84078Iron shakes his head even more dramatically. "No. You would never understand the troubles that haunt me. Only by agreeing to my terms will you ever reach the truth ever so slightly." He can't help but chuckle between sentences by how dramatic this scene is getting.
>tfw last 50 posts isn't enough
>>84079"Alright then, plantation pony. I shall play by your terms. If they please me. But beware, for I have my limits"
>>84080TL;DR: While we were waiting on Ash, Blue gave Silver a massage and talked some more about his wife, Dark Star is brooding about it, and Iron found issues with Silver's story about how he met his wife.
>>84081Iron smiles malevolently. "Muaha ha ha. You fell for my trap, Skies! Now you shall forever be embarrassed by what you will have to say!" He pauses to see what Skies says before actually saying it.
>>84081>>84083I walk over to this scene.
>>84083"You only
think I shall be so easily trapped, Earth Pony"
>>84085Iron disregards Skies' comment. "The following sentence that you have to say is... 'The earth pony is the best race of the three races.'" Iron eagerly awaits Skies' response, see if she goes with it.
>>84086"Huuuuuu" She very audibly breathes in. "
BLASPHEMY!. She stares at him with an intensity you would think she believes would light Iron on fire for a few seconds. "Very well then. Fine, Earth Pony. I shall say your phrase. For the purpose of a natural slave, the Earth Pony is the best of the three races."
>>84087"Ah ah ah." Iron moves his hoof in a sideways motion. "I did not say that. Say it again in the correct way, without any sentence adding before and after the sentence. Come on, do you not want to know my troubles?"
>>84090"Fine. The Earth Pony is not the best of the three races"
>>84091Iron chuckles at her inability to say that one simple sentence. "That does not work either. Say the phrase exactly as it was stated, do not add anything more to it. Or do you not care?" Iron wipes a 'tear' from his obviously dry eye dramatically.
>>84092“You know you are the greatest race when you have to trick others into saying it for you because you can’t convince them normally.”
I chuckle.
>>84092She holds her breath, and finally says
"The Earth Pony is of the three races"
Kirins are the best race.
>>84093Iron chuckles some more and leans in on Spark. "I actually do not care right now about race supremacy, this is just fun."
>>84094Iron is now rolling on the floor laughing. "Oh ho ho ho, can you not do my simple request? It will be faster and easier if you just say it as it should be, no changing the sentence. Unless you do not want to know..."
>>84095>Can't even live in wooden housing because they get moody>>84096"Then I shall say it as it should be!
Pegasi are the best of the three races!"
>>84097“If he treats the condition like a joke, the secret must be of equal importance.”
>>84097Iron points a hoof to Skies. "You changed the sentence! Now you have invalidated your own claim of pegasi being the best race by the terms of our agreement!" He keeps laughing, but then slowly stands up, with a fake sad face, ears drooped and all. "You do not really care about my problems, do you? I thought you cared..." Another overly dramatic tear wipes and an added sniff. A little chuckle after it.
>>84098"The natural order of the universe is no joke, Screwhead"
>>84099"Any agreement that has as its terms blasphemy is invalid the moment the terms are fixed, Plantation pony. Go back to your labor"
>>84101Dude, either do this in character or don't. If you want to fuck with Blue Skies on this the same way Iron and Silver do, then do it. If you don't, then don't. Just don't derail the thread with pointless out of character argument
>>84103The sorcerer sees he is not wanted at the moment and walks a little ways away.
>>84103Iron shrugs. "Oh well, I tried and failed again. Ah, such is the way of life. I guess you will never know the troubles on my back." He pretends that the wind is flowing through his mane, but kind of ruins it by chuckling some more.
>>84103I'm not doing this to fuck with Skies. That's just my opinion, concerning the 3 tribes' relationship.
Pegasi are really helpful with weather to an extent, but they're not really pivotal in the Equestrian nation.
Sister Ash has no opinion in this matter.
>>84102Ikr.
>>84106Earth Pony master race>>84105She extends her great wings
"It is indeed the lot of the Pegasus to not be troubled by the same trivial matters that trouble the plantation colt"
[1d20+10 = 22]>>84107Iron chuckles, then goes in for a hug. "Thank you, Skies. You really cheered me up." Rolling grapple just for funsies.
>>84108"Gah!"
Pony is hugged. She is soft and smells of lavender, although she's a little cold to the touch
>>84109He holds this position for about 5 to 10 seconds. "Silver was right, you do smell like flowers." Iron chuckles, then lets go.
>>84110Her facial expression is a mixture of a blush and a scowl
>>84111Iron stretches his body in a sun salutation, appearing more relaxed than before. "I feel better already. I am not brooding anymore, which is nice. Good job, Skies. You do know how to interact with ponies in a positive way." He looks around. "I shall wait for the others to get ready. Hopefully Ash does not run into trouble."
>>84112Her wings still somewhat outstretched she remains close to him, and with a last stare and her mouth open slightly, she succeeds in giving Iron an uneasy feeling and a chill through his body
[1d20 = 3]>>84113Typical rouge stuff.Iron tries to spot what is Skies doing with her wings.