Previous thread,... oh hell it should be obvious by now.
Continuing the Game.
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>>8672GM, DON'T LET FAE NEAR TRACY!
>>8668Decent roll, what's your agenda?
>>8674Taunting/baiting to react (equivalent to shitposting irl)
Basically being provocative and flaunting the prospect of a relationship.
>Wanders to the forge with a rod of hell knows what
>guarded
"I am instructed to keep my eye on you. Why is this?"
Fae asks
>>8678*beckons, closer, to get within hearing range*
I'm trying to start a dialogue here
>>8681Uh huh. You can dialogue at 20+ feet
*pretends to be grazing*
"How did it feel?"
>>8681Right, but she has no reason to trust you. She knows you're not 'normal' already.
>>8683"How did 'what' feel?" she says with a raised eyebrow.
>>8685"To feel his buttcheeks pressing into your back for the first time? Most of the new bitches have something today about it."
>>8686"Where his ass sits is of no concern to me. Whether his ass is bleeding is. That is all," she says dryly.
>>8687*looks up*
"Oh really? It wasn't exhilarating at all? That's not what the last few bitches said. Everyone has got their own tastes though; I'd assume a kitty like you likes him for his ~mane?"
>>8690*remembers she forgot to retrieve her knife*
>>8688"You mistake my purpose here. For me this is business, not some romantic opportunity," she says, with just a hint of disregard.
>>8691Oooh, that IS unfortunate, it seems he took off with it in his leg.
>>8694No, that was the one in his chest. The other one was up his ass, last time it was seen.
>>8692".. Yeah, yeah, sure. That's what
they all say in the beginning. You don't need to hold back around me, dear. If you ever have something troubling you, don't be afraid to come to the bottom."
>>8694Well, my understanding was you were using the blade to disable the leg and would have left it embedded. I could be wrong.
>>8695Okay, now I'm confused, so I'm going to say "yes, you pulled it out", cuz why wouldn't you?
"Play your mind-games with someone else. I'm disinterested in your games," diplomacy failed.
>>8698*fiddles with knifes for a bit and walks down the trail*
>>8700Yes. Its clear that in addition to Soros and co, the party has a number of formidable adversaries, and that Trump may have need of her at a moments notice.
>>8702Is she qualified to act as a priest/announcer?
>>8699*continues down trail, towards meadow, away from the town*
>still in pursuit though>>8703No, she can only do a roar as a spell-like effect that fatigues its victims
>>8705*pretends to be grazing again*
*Stares up a the flying cat, inquisitively*
>>8705But but she knows about Football
>>8707Implying you can see her in the dim light. Also by this time, she's probably perched on a tree
Alright, I gotta do some stuff before bed. I'll keep checking in, but I gotta step away for a bit. Sorry. ~_~
>>8707Just do your thing. Carry on. I am a normal giant owl in the tree. Do not mind me.
>>8708Horses have Low-Light Vision. Nightmares have Darkvision up to 60 ft.
>>8709Aw fug...
>>8711Pay no attention to the owl in the tree. Continue doing normal Tracy things
I'm not leaving, I'm just in and out
>When there's multiple player characters you really can't leave alone at night
>>8715Feel free.
>>8712If you want to take over for Fae, have at it. She's all business, with the slightest bit of cheek when pressed afaik
>>8716More Sechs? kek
>>8718Alright then.
Focus on... getting bigger?
>>8718Great! I'll have her on top of a tree, hunched down, a long ways away, making use of a telescope or some sort of light bending mechanism to allow her to observe Tracy - if not hear her - from a distance without being spotted
>>8718Now Sechs would actually have a reason to be near Trump at this time. Trump would be doing basiaclly the same thing he did in the morning - overseeing construction of the new stadium while also overseeing the training of the new Football Team. He would be there, at least briefly, to visit, watch, or talk about other matters with Trump
>>8722What
>>8723It's a coniferous forest so there are many large trees, generally of the same height
>>8725Small maritime scope, used for spotting objects at a distance while at sea
>>8726*touches flaming hoof to tree to ignite it*
>>8729Not quite, that's a different instrument
>>8730You're further away. Also can you do that?
Technically, she needs to be angry, but yes.
>>8732Nightmare can ignite combustible materials with the Flaming Hoof
>>8734So is that what you want to do all night? Light trees on fire?
>>8733She's dangerously passive aggressive right now
actually, just aggressive really...>>8735Was going to just burn down the jibbernigger nest and deck it, but sure. >>8736Carry on, weird fire thing
>>8736Please don't set the fuggin map on fire while I'm busy
Also I'm guessing Inferius has arrived by now
>>8738>no genocide modeWell there goes my plan for the night...
Could she just be set on the path towards evolution right now (i.e. getting bigger)? If not, practice autohypnosis and Concentration with the whip.
Oh right. Order = Chaos in that order is either artificially imposed, or it is a natural expression of chaos in that Order springs from Chaos; Chaos = Order in that Chaos is the natural expression of Order, or that Chaos results in varieties of hierarchies which are an expression of Order.
>>8741She IS bigger. Haven't you looked?
>>8741She ought to focus on Trustworthiness
>>8743Tracy looks at her hooves curiously (they're like three feet further away) and experiments with igniting and extinguishing them)
*Jumps in the air, attempting to hover again*
".... I can't even tell if I'm high anymore...." She mutters uncomfortably
>>8748Go ahead, run through the skies.
>starts feeling dizzy I'm going to combine the autohypnosis practice with the Knowledge (the plains) quirk, to develop towards etherealness>the sight of the meadow appears to blur and bend momentarily>>8749*catches footing and takes off at full speed, leaving wisps of blue in her wake*
Is she at the stage at which she could change planes? Right now, she wishes she could be anywhere but where she is.
*keeps running, building momentum, getting faster*
>>8752Tracy's faggot also does a sleep.
>>8570>>8751Ambitious, aren't we? Only hours ago she was flying for the first time, and now she's already trying to plane shift. Not yet.
Meanwhile Thez walks up on Infernius.
"Hey, I appreciate the way you threw yourself against those robots, without even knowing what they were or why they were after me. Here," she places her ebony fly in his hands. "Her name is Uatchit. Call on her if you ever need to fly in a pinch. She's as fast as a hippogriff, and as maneuverable as, well as a fly." she smiles before <whoooof> she (and GM) retire.
'Night guys!
>>8751>>8750>Our little mud pony is growing up, not so little anymore with weird new powersMakes me sad in a weird sort of way.
Like returning to my hometown and seeing that the old road I drove 90 on to get to school in the morning is now a several lane roadway, there's street light and a billboard, and the rice patties have been replaced with sprawling subdivisions. Or like going back up to see my grandparents in North Carolina, seeing the place where I once went between my Grandparent's house and my aunt and uncle's house - but my aunt and uncle divorced, sold the house, my grandfather died, and the forest has been replaced with subdivisions...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_PQ4fRQ5Kc End blogpost >>8755was making me feel part of your plan?
>>8756I believe it was
>>8755I know those feels. Its been that kinda year
>Ponimaru's CM >>8758You mentioned caves earlier?
>Be Tracy
>Be out for a midnight run
>Be pent-up and angry as fuck
>Ever since you got wasted last night, you’ve been feeling sort-of… frisky
>You feel energetic, and a lot more bloodthirsty than usual
>Your muscles feel tight and sinuous and your hooves are literally burning
>And so you run
>Running is really the only non-violent form of stress-relief you know Aside from getting wasted
>Only, you're not running; you're flying
>And quite fast at that
>look down over the forest
>It looks.. beautiful
>You've never flown before
>Is this how pegasi feel?
>It feels... odd
>In fact, your whole body feels odd
>You're at least three times the size of your regular build
>pray it's reversible
>That wedding dress would be an ordeal to re-order
>But wait... aren't you dead?
>Has the dress order been cancelled?
>Has the ceremony hall reservation been given away?
You don’t want to think about it...
>And wtf is up with this fire?
>You're literally burning, but... your body doesn't hurt that much more than it usually does...
>In fact.. it's starting to feel kind of good…
>It’s like your anger is just flowing out of your seems
>You feel.. powerful...
>Like a princess even
>Well, maybe not so much...
>Certainly more powerful than the kitty though
>You look back, suddenly full of bitterness again
>There she is, still on your tail
>She's taking her sweet time, with those slow, bellowing flaps
>Why won't she just buzz off?
>You slow down a bit, looking venomously over your shoulder
>She's keeping her distance, still watching you with those slit-like brass eyes
>It's starting to piss you off
>You slow down a bit as you stare at her, sizing her up like a piece of meat
>With you at this size, she doesn't seem so big anymore
>She’s just a big, fat kitty-lizard
>She lands on a branch, still watching you
>>8764"Need we check you into rehab, little pony?"
>>8767Fuck off Khajiit, this is my thread.
kidding >>8768"Who is Kajit? Your drug dealer? You must know that I am the missionary of Football, America, and Elway, righteously chosen by Trumpaladin to be his mount, and to spread the word of Football in this dimension"
>>8771>>8764Second greentext ever attempted. Not sure if it contributes or detracts from The Game, but I had time to kill.
>>8773I liked it if that counts.
>>8776Good.
... How much have you been lurking these threads?
Sup guys
The meme mage is back
>>8778Enough to know who my favorite character is.
>2 new ids, 1 post each, 1 of which is a leaf
Ready munitions
>>8782Its actually TRUMP. Infernuis is a close second.
>>8784Have we got the best lurkers or what?
>>8787It would be torc, but your backstory is lacking a bit.
>>8788>Implying I could come up with oneI'd been thinking about it but I have no fucking idea
Thoughts or ideas anon?
>>8780You're welcome to play at any time.
>>8789The best backstories are usually tragic desu, infernuises backstory is bretty gud.
>popcorn
>so hoping will play
>>8789Find Trollestia, show her your rare Pepe collection, and take the development opportunity to have your character talk about his life back home in Scotland. Draw inspiration from the story of Merlin as a wildman.
I like the idea of a 30+ year old vigin who lived in a cave studying ancient memetic symbol on cave-paintings. >>8790Thanks once i get a good concept ill post,Im liking your arc btw.
>>8792Hmm hey gm can i be an angel summoner?
That reminds me GM, can we summon dead souls from hell in this limbo realm?
>>8793You're on the same path I am
>>8799Pretty sure that's a necromancer spell, and an evil-aligned one at that.
>>8802Probably, but not in your class.
>>8797OH! Oh I see what you did there. Ohhh. Well played.
>>8802No. Hmmm. Well, maybe.
>>8805Depends on how long it takes for this thread to become overbearing
GM, can we get me a back story time for me?
>>8799I can think of one legitimate justification. If you make an effective case, of course
>>8805So yes to angel summoner?:^)
>>8808Wait. What justification?
>>8810Oh yes. ^_^
>>8811Aside from those digits? Why would Trump cast a spell which summons dead souls from hell into the Game?
>>8809No no no...
I meant set me up to give my back story
>Give me a min cause I'm on mobile >>8814Oh thats easy. In the aftermath of the constructs (whos bodies still haven't turned up for some reason) Thez is feeling quite celebratory. She's had a few, and is divulging information far more candidly than ever would normally. I'll happily detail whatever should later be asked
You better not!, in exchange for the players assuming an uninhibited social atmosphere/environment
>>8809I think he was asking for the oppertunity for his character to talk about it.
He actually showed his rare pepe collection to Trollestia earlier, but you never showed how she responded.
>A dragonne’s wings are useful only for short flights, carrying the creature for 10 to 30 minutes at a time.*Continues practicing flying above the forest map, just to piss-off the kitty-lizard*
When could she develop the ability to shift planes? >>8812Why, for the memes of course. This man in pic related:
>Was the prosecuting attorney in the trial of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, two Jews who were convicted of selling Nuclear Secrets to the Soviet Union. He claims to have been the one to recommend the death penalty be imposed, which it was>He was Joseph McCarthy's lawyer, and who conducted many hearings investigating suspected Communists in the US Military in the Army-McCarthy hearings>He was Donald Trump's personal lawyer>He represented Donald Trump when the Justice Department sued Trump for allegedly not renting to blacks>He respresented a Football League - Donald Trump's United States Football league - in an antitrust lawsuit against multiple mainstream media outlets AND WON>He aided Roger Stone in Ronald Reagan's presidential campaign>He Represented Rupert MurdochThis man is Roy Cohn. He is pro-football, pro-America, a seasoned (judeo) Bolshevik hunter, and the personal lawyer of Donald Trump and other greats. He ought to be a meme.
Admittedly, he died of AIDS which he acquired from being a literal faggot, which is why he's in hellAlso, Trumpaladin doesn't have a lawyer yet.
>>8812What races are on the table?
>>8816Why would she fly to follow you though? Do you think she can't see you flying from sitting on a treetop a little further away?
>>8821How many Jews have you had executed for treason? None?
>>8822That depends are you talking legal executions or not?
>>8823I'm talking the Trial of the Century. Left the liberals salty for a great many years.
Also, Roger Stone is Italian and Hungarian. He's Catholic
>>8818Oh, you mean SPECIFIC souls. What is their form, be it previous, 'current', or "potential"?
>>8819Who/what do you want to play?
>>8824Really? Roger always struck me as a jew.
>>8826Id like to play an emo alex jones.
>>8825Form? uh... Human. Lawyer.
>>8826Well, the Wikipedia page says he's Italian and Hungarian with a generally Catholic background, so I guess he's probably not Jewish
>>8820*runs over to the other side of the map*
>>8829You learn something new everyday huh?
>>8830You mean towards the area everyone can see you anyways? See pic in
>>8822 >>8830*lands outside the fields of Port Barry*
*extinguishes flames*
*walks into town*
>>8825Does the barding shop do hoers shoes?
>>8829You're describing something of a resurrection/summons, but you're doing so across dimensional lines. You'r not going to <POOF> have this guy appear exactly as he is. I don't even KNOW who he is. Are you looking to have an overly complicated lawyer on hand? Does it have to be this guy?
>>8815I've got it written out, but I have to go so I'll post it later
>>8834>I don't even KNOW who he is... Does it have to be this guy?Have you even read Art of the Deal? Or Ann Coulter's history of Joseph McCarthy?
>>8835Wouldn't the gold have been found by now by someone?
>>8836*is having hoers shoes fit*
"... Say.. About those weird long-nosed guys who used to do (((business))) around here, do you have any idea where they lodged?"
>>8838>Implying they're not experts at hiding shekelsIt was already said that the gold was never recovered. A greed-driven Rogue is the best character to find it.
>>8839Well, Trump knows how to find it now
>>8840>>8827So gm alex jones who is depressed? Can i play it?
>>8839"Oooh, they never kept 'ta anywhere but the Sticky Wicket. Never cared for that place meself, their bartender is awfully stingy."
>>8842When you say angel, are we talking typical or archetypical?
>>8844THE WATER IS TURNING TH... whats the point *sigh*
>>8845An angel of death just to fit with my sad alex theme.
GM, can I retroactively cast EMINENT DOMAIN on the old Jewish buildings, and then build a Luxury Hotel, Luxury Condos, and of course, the Trump Grill, known to have the best Taco Bowls in the dimension?
>>8846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNvivICC0as>>8843>The sticky Wicket>Check"Thanks for the info. (I for got his nis name)"
>steps forward>steps back>confirms that the clip on shoes because fuck you, that's why! fit well enough.*pays her fare and leaves for the Sticky Wicket*
>>8848Or does my character have to go through the "Kelo v City of New London" evolution in order to cast the EMINENT DOMAIN spell?
>>8850Why the spell tho? The buildings are empty. o_O
>>8847Wait, so its single-summon?
>>8852Yea like the pathfinder class summoner.
[4d20 = 40]>>8849>heeds warning*Approaches the Sticky Wicket in stealth, from the side of the entrance*
Roll to detect activity inside (Listen, Search, Spot, Scent)
>>8851>The Buildings are AbandonedI shall then use ADVERSE POSSESSION instead, since it's less costly. Also it's really not a hard question as to why the buildings are desired. The Economic rejuvenation of Port Barry means high profits for those who control prime real estate in down town
>>88481776 will commence again probably. *cries*
>>8858Also,
>Why the SpellWell his lawyer is dead, so he can't just file a motion in District Court
>>8860infernuis say we dont need court system.
>>8861Don't trust the (((lawyers))).
>>8863dont worry pretty pony, me wont.
>>8863>>8864That's why we need to summon the professional Bolshevik hunter, defender of Football, and attacker of the MSM from the Infernal regions
What time of day is it in The Game?
>>8860e_e
>>8865>_<Or you could just open the door and walk in.
>>8854You're being unnecessarily detailed about it. This is a "Gather information" moment.
>>8866Well, when your character left it was twilight, so... Did she sleep? Is it night? Is it morning now?
>>8867>Or you could just open the door and walk in.That is literally how the legal doctrine of Adverse Possession works
>>8870Tracy is criminally insane: she can stay awake for days on end.
not to mention all the moon sugar she ingested earlier >HERES JOHNNY
So where I am curently? Gettin ready to drop some sick backstory.
>>8877The GM for not resurrecting Roy Cohn?