Previous thread,... oh hell it should be obvious by now.
Continuing the Game.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>8471
Robots were sent to arrest Thez for stealing some important shit.
Infernius is white-knighting to save his waifu.
Robots were sent to arrest Thez for stealing some important shit.
Infernius is white-knighting to save his waifu.
[1d20 = 18]
[1d10 = 8]
[1d6 = 3]
THAT worked. Okay, executing a spectacular "Death From Above"/"Horse-slayer-technique" Samurai Jack anyone? Anyone? Infernius strikes a devastating blow against another of the Zs.
[1d10 = 8]
[1d6 = 3]
THAT worked. Okay, executing a spectacular "Death From Above"/"Horse-slayer-technique" Samurai Jack anyone? Anyone? Infernius strikes a devastating blow against another of the Zs.
Trump heads towards Lenos
Which the Z fails its fortitude save (more than 1/2 damage in a strike can kill btw), and another (far less broken) Z falls to the ground.
In addition, further down Infernius successfully casts airwalk, and comes to a halt about even with Torcuil as the Z falls past them.
Unfortunately, the Zs now know that Thez has allies, and one of them breaks off formation, away from everyone.
In addition, further down Infernius successfully casts airwalk, and comes to a halt about even with Torcuil as the Z falls past them.
Unfortunately, the Zs now know that Thez has allies, and one of them breaks off formation, away from everyone.
>>8487
>And Moses said
I must go see what this miracle is, for the bush is not burning up
>But when he approached he heard the Lord say
Moses,
GET THE WATAH NIGGA
FIAH IN THESE MOTHA FUCKIN BOOTLEG ASS FIREWORKS
SHIT
>And Moses said
I must go see what this miracle is, for the bush is not burning up
>But when he approached he heard the Lord say
Moses,
GET THE WATAH NIGGA
FIAH IN THESE MOTHA FUCKIN BOOTLEG ASS FIREWORKS
SHIT
[13d6 = 46]
>tfw my tulpa is someone else's waifu
A gleaming pillar of flame strikes down from the heavens and smites one of the Z's (not the one who broke off, cuz you didn't say Xp)
>tfw my tulpa is someone else's waifu
A gleaming pillar of flame strikes down from the heavens and smites one of the Z's (not the one who broke off, cuz you didn't say Xp)
Yup, he falls to the ground in slightly melted pile of seized gears and shit.
>>8497
Oh, my bad. I thought the meme was the firework going of and setting shit on fire. You killed him,....
Oh, my bad. I thought the meme was the firework going of and setting shit on fire. You killed him,....
Water spells suck anyway, and Zs aren't electronic, they're magic and steampunk.
[5d20 = 64]
So with that, Thez appears to dash at one of the Z's, while actually dashing at another.
So with that, Thez appears to dash at one of the Z's, while actually dashing at another.
The one she appeared to dash at falls for her feint and steps back defensively, while the one she actually attacks dies in another crumbled mess. Her strength is absurd, so I don't need to even roll for it.
The one who broke off casts a communication spell. He can be heard stating (and not for the first time Xp)
TARGET EXCEEDS SQUAD COMBAT ABILITY, HAS ASSISTANCE. REASSESS AND SEND BACKUP. DEAR GOD THEY'RE KILLING US
TARGET EXCEEDS SQUAD COMBAT ABILITY, HAS ASSISTANCE. REASSESS AND SEND BACKUP. DEAR GOD THEY'RE KILLING US
The other Z concurs with the previous Z and takes flight, away from the party.
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Alright, its Infernius' turn. The Z's are intent on escaping at this point.
Meanwhile, Trump is heading to talk to Lenos correct? He's in the forge, hammering at shit.
>>8519
Confront him and ask "Why the hell did 7 flying robot centaurs of the 'realm of Mechanicus' come to attack Thez as a 'law breaker'?"
Confront him and ask "Why the hell did 7 flying robot centaurs of the 'realm of Mechanicus' come to attack Thez as a 'law breaker'?"
>>8520
No, they're immune to mind effects. As for snaring, one could, but outside of a spell I don't know how you'd manage it.
No, they're immune to mind effects. As for snaring, one could, but outside of a spell I don't know how you'd manage it.
K. You cast the spell, and a whirling field of blades appears behind the closer of the two (you can't do both, sorry) and then charge ahead. Unfortunately, its far enough away that you can't quite reach it, but its unable to run away further.
It doesn't get an attack of opportunity though, and you're outside its range as well.
>>8531
"Nah, they mostly just try and maintain their 'domain'. The small ones aren't really much to worry about. Its the <CRACK> big ones you have to worry about."
Coinciding with the sound, a huge obsidian and gold construct appears on the ground, standing about 30' tall.
"Nah, they mostly just try and maintain their 'domain'. The small ones aren't really much to worry about. Its the <CRACK> big ones you have to worry about."
Coinciding with the sound, a huge obsidian and gold construct appears on the ground, standing about 30' tall.
Torcuil's move
>>8531
<WHUDDD, WHUDD, WHUDD> can be heard from outside.
"That's probably the big one now," he seems almost dismissive.
<WHUDDD, WHUDD, WHUDD> can be heard from outside.
"That's probably the big one now," he seems almost dismissive.
*finishes burying booty*
Tracy looks up at the giant construct, and decides to keep her distance, in stealth.
Tracy looks up at the giant construct, and decides to keep her distance, in stealth.
Torcuil?
>>8537
>Thinks she can keep the loot for herself
"ANY AND ALL SURPLUS GOES TO SUPPORTING THE WAR EFFORT," she thinks she can hear Trump say. But looking around, it was only in her mind
>Thinks she can keep the loot for herself
"ANY AND ALL SURPLUS GOES TO SUPPORTING THE WAR EFFORT," she thinks she can hear Trump say. But looking around, it was only in her mind
Alright, I'ma assume Torcuil is busy, but I'm also going to assume that he knows the levitation spell is running out, and is going to head toward the ground.
Trump's move. At the same time the giant (its an advanced Marut if you're curious) who doesn't know who exactly is a threat (but does know about and can see Thez):
TaRgEt SiGhTeD
It casts airwalk.
TaRgEt SiGhTeD
It casts airwalk.
One of the remaining Zs calls to the Marut. ALL PRESENT ARE HOSTILE. ELIMINATE.
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>pic related
>>8551
Its all good, you're free to move. There's a giant obsidian/gold golem-lookin mf'er on the ground thats 30' tall. 2 Zs remain, keeping their distance, though one is bothered by a wall of blades.
Its all good, you're free to move. There's a giant obsidian/gold golem-lookin mf'er on the ground thats 30' tall. 2 Zs remain, keeping their distance, though one is bothered by a wall of blades.
>>8549
>He's fighting too
Newfound bloodlust against blood-less entities.
Come up behind first giant and wedges knife into it's knee joint (by this, I'm attempting the Disable Device skill, combined with the Crippling Stike ability; to royally fuck-up it's leg)
>He's fighting too
Newfound bloodlust against blood-less entities.
Come up behind first giant and wedges knife into it's knee joint (by this, I'm attempting the Disable Device skill, combined with the Crippling Stike ability; to royally fuck-up it's leg)
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[1d100 = 37]
The first hit is glancing (no damage) while the second scores a crit (bastard swords have a crit threshold of 19-20)
The first hit is glancing (no damage) while the second scores a crit (bastard swords have a crit threshold of 19-20)
[1d10 = 112]
WIth gleaming resplendence, Trump sails past severing a few fingers of the Maruts hand.
WIth gleaming resplendence, Trump sails past severing a few fingers of the Maruts hand.
[1d100 = 46]
y does everyone else get all the good rolls? How many 1s have I gotten tonight? Oh well.
y does everyone else get all the good rolls? How many 1s have I gotten tonight? Oh well.
>>8568
Hey! No stabbing teammates. We have to pay for their medical bills afterwards, and we need that for expansion. We can't just print off treasury notes
Can we GM?
Hey! No stabbing teammates. We have to pay for their medical bills afterwards, and we need that for expansion. We can't just print off treasury notes
Can we GM?
[1d20 = 16]
*get's on its back*
*enraged stabbing, with three kives, in all places that seem vulnerable*
"/R9K/ IS A REDDIT COLONY!!"
*get's on its back*
*enraged stabbing, with three kives, in all places that seem vulnerable*
"/R9K/ IS A REDDIT COLONY!!"
Trump's strike severely weakens the giant, and Tracy successfully disables its leg with a well-placed sneaky stab.
Its Thez' turn, and she stares at the Z's still keeping their distance.
"You bitches see this? You couldn't match me when it was JUST me."
She chuckles, and begins to do a dance.
"Meeeeetsssuuuuuuuu,...."
The Z's both cast communication spells, and hurriedly describe the scene that unfolds, requesting immediate extraction.
Infernius, its your move.
Its Thez' turn, and she stares at the Z's still keeping their distance.
"You bitches see this? You couldn't match me when it was JUST me."
She chuckles, and begins to do a dance.
"Meeeeetsssuuuuuuuu,...."
The Z's both cast communication spells, and hurriedly describe the scene that unfolds, requesting immediate extraction.
Infernius, its your move.
[1d20 = 8]
I don't know who goes when, but my attack is
LOB THE FUCKER'S HEAD OFF
I don't know who goes when, but my attack is
LOB THE FUCKER'S HEAD OFF
>>8578
Unfortunately, the giant robot exceeds your level, and the word of Kek has no effect on him. I forgot kek was the word, my bad
The Marut casts dimension door
Unfortunately, the giant robot exceeds your level, and the word of Kek has no effect on him. I forgot kek was the word, my bad
The Marut casts dimension door
He appears some 600' away, and the Zs flock to him.
>>8586
Yarp
One of the Zs continues to relay information while the Marut addresses the party.
KnOw ThAt I rEpReSeNt ThE uLtImiTy Of DeAtH. YoU aRe AlL oPeRaTiNg On BoRrOwEd TiMe. I sHaLl CoMe FoR yOuR hEaDs.
And with a <CRACK> the 2 remaining Z's and the Marut return from whence they came.
There wasn't time to reach them before they did that, so I skipped ahead.
>>8586
Yarp
One of the Zs continues to relay information while the Marut addresses the party.
KnOw ThAt I rEpReSeNt ThE uLtImiTy Of DeAtH. YoU aRe AlL oPeRaTiNg On BoRrOwEd TiMe. I sHaLl CoMe FoR yOuR hEaDs.
And with a <CRACK> the 2 remaining Z's and the Marut return from whence they came.
There wasn't time to reach them before they did that, so I skipped ahead.
"THEZ, WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK DID WE JUST GET ATTACKED BY ROBOTS!"
https://youtu.be/-YCN-a0NsNk
Alright. There WERE 5 Z corpses full of reasources and valuable materials,... apparently they're missing somehow.
Alright. There WERE 5 Z corpses full of reasources and valuable materials,... apparently they're missing somehow.
>>8607
Because she attacked them first, a while ago! In any event, she could have held them off on her own. Now, they will bring reinforcements and come for you and me and Tracy and whoever else
Because she attacked them first, a while ago! In any event, she could have held them off on her own. Now, they will bring reinforcements and come for you and me and Tracy and whoever else
>>8608
>Bluff skill mathematically stronger than your Sense Motive
".. I think I saw some pirates loading parts onto a ship, but I picked-up some scrap." *produces armor plates*
>Bluff skill mathematically stronger than your Sense Motive
".. I think I saw some pirates loading parts onto a ship, but I picked-up some scrap." *produces armor plates*
>>8601
*Sigh*
I'm going to assume I know the general area of the power plant cause a 17 roll
So I use my magno staff to push as hard as it can on it's power plant
*Sigh*
I'm going to assume I know the general area of the power plant cause a 17 roll
So I use my magno staff to push as hard as it can on it's power plant
>>8601
Still in the giant robot
Thez, not knowing of Tracy's shenanigens, <whoofs> over and retrieves her blade.
"I'm guessing you all have questions, so I'll give you a quick rundown. Long before the Rockefeller died, there was already a war brewing between the Devils and the Demons. Devils respect law and order in their own right, and do not take which has not been offered them, while the Demons have no such reservations. In fact, Devils are all that keeps the Abyss from spilling out into all realms, including the mortal realms. Its not a matter of benevolence or anything, its simply that the Devils realm is 'in the way'. Soros, that one everyone met a bit earlier sought to upend the balance between the Ds and Ds, by claiming this" and she produces the stone of Chaos.
"It allows the user to inflict relentless chaos upon its victims at the ability of its user. He sent his assassin and right hand "man" to retireve it from Limbo. I happened to be in Limbo, so these events were known to me before they reached the awareness of Soros. In response, I broke into the Clockwork plane of Mechanus and stole the stone of Law," she says, producing the green stone, "as a counter-balance. As Soros, now armed with the chaos stone met with his armies on the planes of Tartarus, I emerged bearing the stone of Law. These stones are the only thing that can cancel the other, and in a fair fight, I defeated Soros' assassin, claiming the stone. He's been hunting me for ages, and as have the mechanics who are pissed that I took their shit. Any questions?"
Still in the giant robot
Thez, not knowing of Tracy's shenanigens, <whoofs> over and retrieves her blade.
"I'm guessing you all have questions, so I'll give you a quick rundown. Long before the Rockefeller died, there was already a war brewing between the Devils and the Demons. Devils respect law and order in their own right, and do not take which has not been offered them, while the Demons have no such reservations. In fact, Devils are all that keeps the Abyss from spilling out into all realms, including the mortal realms. Its not a matter of benevolence or anything, its simply that the Devils realm is 'in the way'. Soros, that one everyone met a bit earlier sought to upend the balance between the Ds and Ds, by claiming this" and she produces the stone of Chaos.
"It allows the user to inflict relentless chaos upon its victims at the ability of its user. He sent his assassin and right hand "man" to retireve it from Limbo. I happened to be in Limbo, so these events were known to me before they reached the awareness of Soros. In response, I broke into the Clockwork plane of Mechanus and stole the stone of Law," she says, producing the green stone, "as a counter-balance. As Soros, now armed with the chaos stone met with his armies on the planes of Tartarus, I emerged bearing the stone of Law. These stones are the only thing that can cancel the other, and in a fair fight, I defeated Soros' assassin, claiming the stone. He's been hunting me for ages, and as have the mechanics who are pissed that I took their shit. Any questions?"
>>8615
"Yes she did Inferius. She stole something of great value from them, and they wanted it back. Not every battle ought to be fought. Protect the people here of Port Barry, who count on you as they count on me to keep them safe. Otherwise, we may bring disaster and harm upon them"
>>8617
"I meant everything"
>>8618
Eitherway, it escaped before the role could be successful"
"Yes she did Inferius. She stole something of great value from them, and they wanted it back. Not every battle ought to be fought. Protect the people here of Port Barry, who count on you as they count on me to keep them safe. Otherwise, we may bring disaster and harm upon them"
>>8617
"I meant everything"
>>8618
Eitherway, it escaped before the role could be successful"
>>8622
He knows you steal shit, and that's all he needs to know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFD_WVKZ1dA
>>8619
"That answers most of it, actually"
He knows you steal shit, and that's all he needs to know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFD_WVKZ1dA
>>8619
"That answers most of it, actually"
>>8627
"They're dichotomous. One is a physical embodiment of law, the other the embodiment of chaos. Its not a matter of 'need', its existential."
"They're dichotomous. One is a physical embodiment of law, the other the embodiment of chaos. Its not a matter of 'need', its existential."
>>8629
"Chaos is only one end of a scale. At the other end is order. Order is a form of chaos, and chaos is a form of order. One cannot exist without the other."
"Chaos is only one end of a scale. At the other end is order. Order is a form of chaos, and chaos is a form of order. One cannot exist without the other."
>waits for something interesting to happen
>>8634
No. It was a question by Trump to Thez, because he is religiously interested and had always assumed demons like Thez to be atheists. Her statements shook his understanding, so he wanted to ask more to try to find out more about demon culture. But IRL I am a philosophy major with a greater than average understanding of metaphysics as well. Test me bitch
>>8636
Even to her Flashy? Shame! I though she had more respect for him than that
No. It was a question by Trump to Thez, because he is religiously interested and had always assumed demons like Thez to be atheists. Her statements shook his understanding, so he wanted to ask more to try to find out more about demon culture. But IRL I am a philosophy major with a greater than average understanding of metaphysics as well. Test me bitch
>>8636
Even to her Flashy? Shame! I though she had more respect for him than that
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>>8639
>not knowing how yanderes work
She's doing all of this to prepare for your wedding ceremony. She's lying to herself and you because deep-down she fears that you're putting other shit ahead of the marriage
>him
YOU
>not knowing how yanderes work
She's doing all of this to prepare for your wedding ceremony. She's lying to herself and you because deep-down she fears that you're putting other shit ahead of the marriage
>him
YOU
With extreme disappointment, Trump leaves Tracy. He'll have the dogs out here to find the stashes later
>>8646
dw, itll be posted. I'm still paying attention here, but with the fight over I'm waiting for impetus.
dw, itll be posted. I'm still paying attention here, but with the fight over I'm waiting for impetus.
>>8648
Moves to body stash and appraises parts (are these parts archane? She'd eventually acquire the arcane knowledge skill after evolution)
Moves to body stash and appraises parts (are these parts archane? She'd eventually acquire the arcane knowledge skill after evolution)
>>8662
Trump has Fae spy on Tracy (would she do that?), and now Tracy indicates she wants to be left alone with Fae. You know, because the Lion Dragon hybrid who is pretty much also a full blown Cleric is as easy to defeat as a wannabee white night stallion
Trump has Fae spy on Tracy (would she do that?), and now Tracy indicates she wants to be left alone with Fae. You know, because the Lion Dragon hybrid who is pretty much also a full blown Cleric is as easy to defeat as a wannabee white night stallion
>>8662
Idk. I thought there'd be a wrap-up of sorts.
On an unrelated note
*looks up at circling Dragonne*
>pic related (unwarranted smugposting)
chuckles
Rolling for diplomacy check
Idk. I thought there'd be a wrap-up of sorts.
On an unrelated note
*looks up at circling Dragonne*
>pic related (unwarranted smugposting)
chuckles
Rolling for diplomacy check
[1d20 = 13]
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