Previous thread,... oh hell it should be obvious by now.
Continuing the Game.
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>>8471Robots were sent to arrest Thez for stealing some important shit.
Infernius is white-knighting to save his waifu.
[1d20 = 18]
[1d10 = 8]
[1d6 = 3]
THAT worked. Okay, executing a spectacular "Death From Above"/"Horse-slayer-technique" Samurai Jack anyone? Anyone? Infernius strikes a devastating blow against another of the Zs.
Trump heads towards Lenos
>>8472>>8473Oh...
OH SHIT
Can I cast water attacks?
>>8474Neither Tracy nor Trump is around to save him. Maybe if Fae returned to the area?
>>8476If you can think of a funny meme.
>>8476use memes that involve water.
>>8477i casted airwalk after the attack. its all good
>>8476Waterboard the machines?
Which the Z fails its fortitude save (more than 1/2 damage in a strike can kill btw), and another (far less broken) Z falls to the ground.
In addition, further down Infernius successfully casts airwalk, and comes to a halt about even with Torcuil as the Z falls past them.
Unfortunately, the Zs now know that Thez has allies, and one of them breaks off formation, away from everyone.
>>8483God, fucking damn it
>>8483If I am in the crystal, go to Leno. If not, PURSUE THAT ONE
>>8480>inb4 burning bush.
>>8487>And Moses saidI must go see what this miracle is, for the bush is not burning up
>But when he approached he heard the Lord sayMoses,
GET THE WATAH NIGGA
FIAH IN THESE MOTHA FUCKIN BOOTLEG ASS FIREWORKS
SHIT
>>8480>kekking intensifies
>>8483*drags away fallen Z*
[1d20 = 12]>>8485I thought you were going to Lenos, so that's what I assume you'd do.
>>8488I'm gonna go with Flame Strike on that one, cuz of all the Lawd Jesus.
[13d6 = 46]
>tfw my tulpa is someone else's waifu
A gleaming pillar of flame strikes down from the heavens and smites one of the Z's (not the one who broke off, cuz you didn't say Xp)
[1d20 = 16]
And THAT Z may just die here in a sec
Yup, he falls to the ground in slightly melted pile of seized gears and shit.
>>8492>GET THE WATER NIGGA>Fire attack
>>8497Oh, my bad. I thought the meme was the firework going of and setting shit on fire. You killed him,....
>>8498Eh, what ever works
Water spells suck anyway, and Zs aren't electronic, they're magic and steampunk.
[5d20 = 64]
So with that, Thez appears to dash at one of the Z's, while actually dashing at another.
The one she appeared to dash at falls for her feint and steps back defensively, while the one she actually attacks dies in another crumbled mess. Her strength is absurd, so I don't need to even roll for it.
The one who broke off casts a communication spell. He can be heard stating (and not for the first time Xp)
TARGET EXCEEDS SQUAD COMBAT ABILITY, HAS ASSISTANCE. REASSESS AND SEND BACKUP. DEAR GOD THEY'RE KILLING US
>>8500Hmmmmmmmmmm, I need another meme.....
Bony boi army for spooky month?
To distract not attack
The other Z concurs with the previous Z and takes flight, away from the party.
>>8503Fug
I shoot another fireworks at this bastard
Is Trump's roast track an attack?
>>8508I don't know that one
>>8509>I meant mixtapeTRUMP
Torcuil yells
IS YOUR MIXTAPE FIRE?
>>8513Nope. I'm looking into trump mixtapes
>>8507*plans where to hide all this loot*
Alright, its Infernius' turn. The Z's are intent on escaping at this point.
>>8516I'd consider that a confusion spell tbh
Meanwhile, Trump is heading to talk to Lenos correct? He's in the forge, hammering at shit.
>>8517did he confuse them?
Can i snare them somehow?
>>8519Confront him and ask "Why the hell did 7 flying robot centaurs of the 'realm of Mechanicus' come to attack Thez as a 'law breaker'?"
>>8520No, they're immune to mind effects. As for snaring, one could, but outside of a spell I don't know how you'd manage it.
>>8521"Those guys showed up? Sweet, they're fukkin' loaded! Has a big one shown up yet?"
"Also, duh, cuz she broke their laws."
>>8523"I don't know how big the big ones are, but yes, they are here."
>>8524"What did she do?"
>>8525"She never gave me the full story, but I know she stole something valuable from them, a long time ago and before I met her.
>>8526In front of? Don't you mean around or behind them?
K. You cast the spell, and a whirling field of blades appears behind the closer of the two (you can't do both, sorry) and then charge ahead. Unfortunately, its far enough away that you can't quite reach it, but its unable to run away further.
>>8527"How strong are they, and how likely to return?"
>>8527"Do they have any alliances?"
It doesn't get an attack of opportunity though, and you're outside its range as well.
>>8532i yell to thez "get this one me cant reach.
>>8531"Nah, they mostly just try and maintain their 'domain'. The small ones aren't really much to worry about. Its the <CRACK> big ones you have to worry about."
Coinciding with the sound, a huge obsidian and gold construct appears on the ground, standing about 30' tall.
>>8531<WHUDDD, WHUDD, WHUDD> can be heard from outside."That's probably the big one now," he seems almost dismissive.
*finishes burying booty*
Tracy looks up at the giant construct, and decides to keep her distance, in stealth.
>>8513>[stirs haggis internally]
>>8537>Thinks she can keep the loot for herself"ANY AND ALL SURPLUS GOES TO SUPPORTING THE WAR EFFORT," she thinks she can hear Trump say. But looking around, it was only in her mind
>>8540>Implying her marriage ceremony isn't crucial to the war effort (in her mind)
Alright, I'ma assume Torcuil is busy, but I'm also going to assume that he knows the levitation spell is running out, and is going to head toward the ground.
Trump's move. At the same time the giant (its an advanced Marut if you're curious) who doesn't know who exactly is a threat (but does know about and can see Thez):
TaRgEt SiGhTeD
It casts airwalk.
>>8544Returns to Fae and observes the situation
One of the remaining Zs calls to the Marut. ALL PRESENT ARE HOSTILE. ELIMINATE.
>>8547"Well Fuck you too"
DIVE WITH VANDERIEM
>>8547*employ Move Silently and Hide skill, and gtfo*
Sorry I disappeared,
Had something come up
So where are we?
>>8551Grab the Blue One! We're attacking a Giant robot!
>>8551Its all good, you're free to move. There's a giant obsidian/gold golem-lookin mf'er on the ground thats 30' tall. 2 Zs remain, keeping their distance, though one is bothered by a wall of blades.
>>8549>He's fighting tooNewfound bloodlust against blood-less entities.
Come up behind first giant and wedges knife into it's knee joint (by this, I'm attempting the Disable Device skill, combined with the
Crippling Stike ability; to royally fuck-up it's leg)
[2d20 = 25]>>8549Upon Fae, Trump dives into battle.
>>8552>Grabs horse>Throws shining armor style.at this beast
>>8555REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Slash
>>8556Fuck yes!
[1d100 = 37]
The first hit is glancing (no damage) while the second scores a crit (bastard swords have a crit threshold of 19-20)
>>8557>Turns to mosterHEY BITCH
GO LONG
>>8559Is that my hit?
>>8556>Grabbing a lady without permissionWould kick in the face, if not preoccupied
[1d10 = 112]
WIth gleaming resplendence, Trump sails past severing a few fingers of the Maruts hand.
>>8554GM? Did I cripple this or not?
>>8561>Implying Tracy would care
>>8562>A HandGO FOR THE LEFT ARM!
>>8561He has my permission to do it
I FUCKING OWN YOU
[1d20 = 20]>>8563At the same time, Tracy goes for a backstab/hidden strike
[1d100 = 46]
y does everyone else get all the good rolls? How many 1s have I gotten tonight? Oh well.
[1d20 = 17]>>8564>asking for it>*Reflexive stab before shooting off*
infernuis whispers kek towards the robot.
[1d20 = 8]>>8566Go for the neck joint next, with the same attack.
>>8568Hey! No stabbing teammates. We have to pay for their medical bills afterwards, and we need that for expansion. We can't just print off treasury notes
Can we GM?
[1d20 = 16]
*get's on its back*
*enraged stabbing, with three kives, in all places that seem vulnerable*
"/R9K/ IS A REDDIT COLONY!!"
Trump's strike severely weakens the giant, and Tracy successfully disables its leg with a well-placed sneaky stab.
Its Thez' turn, and she stares at the Z's still keeping their distance.
"You bitches see this? You couldn't match me when it was JUST me."
She chuckles, and begins to do a dance.
"Meeeeetsssuuuuuuuu,...."
The Z's both cast communication spells, and hurriedly describe the scene that unfolds, requesting immediate extraction.
Infernius, its your move.
>>8568>>8571You guys aren't close enough to stab. If you really want to stab eachother, you can do that at any time.
Also, Tracy used her move disabling its leg. She'll have to wait to do more.
[1d20 = 6]>>8574>Over 10Can I attack again?
*slices open metal cavity and jams knife into the works*
[1d20 = 8]
I don't know who goes when, but my attack is
LOB THE FUCKER'S HEAD OFF
>>8581or not (it was retarded anyway...)
>>8578Unfortunately, the giant robot exceeds your level, and the word of Kek has no effect on him.
I forgot kek was the word, my badThe Marut casts dimension door
>>8585WAIT,
IS THIS ROBOT METAL?
[1d20 = 16]>>8585Before it leaves, one more time, Trump tries
LOB THE FUCKER'S HEAD OFF
>>8586Of a very valuable kind
[1d20 = 17]>>8588>Checkddoesn't matter what kind
I roll for detection on it's power plant
[2d20 = 10]>>8585Use whip to tangle self to giants back
*stabs back*
>>8590A bad roll for a dumb idea...
He appears some 600' away, and the Zs flock to him.
>>8586Yarp
One of the Zs continues to relay information while the Marut addresses the party.
KnOw ThAt I rEpReSeNt ThE uLtImiTy Of DeAtH. YoU aRe AlL oPeRaTiNg On BoRrOwEd TiMe. I sHaLl CoMe FoR yOuR hEaDs.
And with a <CRACK> the 2 remaining Z's and the Marut return from whence they came.
There wasn't time to reach them before they did that, so I skipped ahead.
>>8592>A robot that came for Thez originally is now after the entire partyI blame Tourcil and Inferius for starting a fight that never needed to be fought
>>8594YOU ARE ON TOILET CLEANING DUTY
>>8593GIB WRECKAGE!
"THEZ, WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK DID WE JUST GET ATTACKED BY ROBOTS!"
https://youtu.be/-YCN-a0NsNkAlright. There WERE 5 Z corpses full of reasources and valuable materials,... apparently they're missing somehow.
>>8595.....
Are you drunk again?
>>8593You have to ask?
>>8594Yarp. Its what came to mind.
>>8597I wonder where they went
>>8598"They were originally here only for Thez, and because she stole something from them. Now they are after all of us. Tell me, what happened. Why did you think it was wise to drag us into this?"
*would chastize Inferius but he is not here*
>>8599BUT WHERE IS THE POWER PLANT FOR THE GIANT ROBOT
>>8595Ssshhh! Nobody knows she hid it.
>>8595they attacked thez and you assholes (trump and tracy) did nothing.
>>8603Because she stole from them! They were here to recover their stolen property!
>>8600yea i am i walk over now the say
>>8603
>>8604*eyes squint*
Where's the adamantium wreckage, Tracy?
>>8607Because she attacked them first, a while ago! In any event, she could have held them off on her own. Now, they will bring reinforcements and come for you and me and Tracy and whoever else
>>8608>Bluff skill mathematically stronger than your Sense Motive".. I think I saw some pirates loading parts onto a ship, but I picked-up some scrap." *produces armor plates*
>>8609Shes a good girl, she didnt do nothing.
>>8611"I asked Lenos. Lenos said she stole something from thim. Something very valuable"
>>8610"If you could go track down the pirates and fetch the rest. You're a fast girl. You can do it"
>>8601*Sigh*
I'm going to assume I know the general area of the power plant cause a 17 roll
So I use my magno staff to push as hard as it can on it's power plant
>>8612"... sh-should I kill them..?"
Tea Time
>>8612me no care she dindt do nothing.
>>8613He said they are magical and steam punk, but not electric>>8614"Just recover the metal"
>>8616>armor plates right hereWere you referring to the cores?
>>8616>STEAM punk>Implying no power plant
>>8601Still in the giant robot
Thez, not knowing of Tracy's shenanigens, <whoofs> over and retrieves her blade.
"I'm guessing you all have questions, so I'll give you a quick rundown. Long before the Rockefeller died, there was already a war brewing between the Devils and the Demons. Devils respect law and order in their own right, and do not take which has not been offered them, while the Demons have no such reservations. In fact, Devils are all that keeps the Abyss from spilling out into all realms, including the mortal realms. Its not a matter of benevolence or anything, its simply that the Devils realm is 'in the way'. Soros, that one everyone met a bit earlier sought to upend the balance between the Ds and Ds, by claiming this" and she produces the stone of Chaos.
"It allows the user to inflict relentless chaos upon its victims at the ability of its user. He sent his assassin and right hand "man" to retireve it from Limbo. I happened to be in Limbo, so these events were known to me before they reached the awareness of Soros. In response, I broke into the Clockwork plane of Mechanus and stole the stone of Law," she says, producing the green stone, "as a counter-balance. As Soros, now armed with the chaos stone met with his armies on the planes of Tartarus, I emerged bearing the stone of Law. These stones are the only thing that can cancel the other, and in a fair fight, I defeated Soros' assassin, claiming the stone. He's been hunting me for ages, and as have the mechanics who are pissed that I took their shit. Any questions?"
>>8615"Yes she did Inferius. She stole something of great value from them, and they wanted it back. Not every battle ought to be fought. Protect the people here of Port Barry, who count on you as they count on me to keep them safe. Otherwise, we may bring disaster and harm upon them"
>>8617"I meant everything"
>>8618Eitherway, it escaped before the role could be successful"
>>8619But is it damaged?
If not I use a magno blast at it's feet
>>8619>Devils are the White Knights of Hell>>8620There's no way your character would be able to notice if pieces were missing, at the current level.
>>8620you my friend trump. i thought you thez friend to?
>>8623>Can't attend tea tonightFml
>>8622He knows you steal shit, and that's all he needs to know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFD_WVKZ1dA>>8619"That answers most of it, actually"
>>8619"Why is a counter balance needed, exactly?"
>>8627"They're dichotomous. One is a physical embodiment of law, the other the embodiment of chaos. Its not a matter of 'need', its existential."
>>8628"Why need there be chaos?"
>>8629"Chaos is only one end of a scale. At the other end is order. Order is a form of chaos, and chaos is a form of order. One cannot exist without the other."
>>8626>steal>Implying you're not already marriedThis is going towards a the marital ceremony.
>>8631Does she tell that to him?
>>8630"I'm guessing you have a faith or philosophical work you draw from?"
>>8633If we're talking IRL, I have a 'better than average' understanding of metaphysics.
>>8632No. She's bluffing with a sociopath-tier poker-face.
>waits for something interesting to happen
Sorry, I'm distracted by Tea time. Its a REALLY good topic.
>>8634No. It was a question by Trump to Thez, because he is religiously interested and had always assumed demons like Thez to be atheists. Her statements shook his understanding, so he wanted to ask more to try to find out more about demon culture. But IRL I am a philosophy major with a greater than average understanding of metaphysics as well. Test me bitch>>8636Even to her Flashy? Shame! I though she had more respect for him than that
>>8639>not knowing how yanderes workShe's doing all of this to prepare for your wedding ceremony. She's lying to herself and you because deep-down she fears that you're putting other shit ahead of the marriage
>himYOU
>>8640Its an extrapolation of the holy trinity/sansukumi/"the trio"
>>8641A lack of trust is really not a good place to start a relationship
>>8639Gladly, Thez shares my understanding, she's just good at playing in character.
With extreme disappointment, Trump leaves Tracy. He'll have the dogs out here to find the stashes later
>>8646dw, itll be posted. I'm still paying attention here, but with the fight over I'm waiting for impetus.
>>8646>>8648Eh, I've been less enthusiastic since they changed the way the recording is done
>>8648Moves to body stash and appraises parts (are these parts archane? She'd eventually acquire the arcane knowledge skill after evolution)
>>8650>Implying she's not being watched
>>8651this is sekrit thread nao
>>8651Corollary, Trump has Fae watch Tracy
>>8653>leaving her alone with the hoersAre you sure you want to do that at this stage?
please do.
>>8654Viewing from a distance, flying
Is GM here?
What is going on with the characters.
Sorry, I was writing a paragraph for the Tea chat
>>8656It's a fucking lion dragon who speaks of ponies, Football, Elway, and America. Good luck
>>8657Alright, just map out where the characters are later.
>>8660Tracy wants to fight Fae
Uhm,... what should I weigh in on? It seems pretty self-explanatory
>>8661And...
Fæ is the lion thing?
>>8662Trump has Fae spy on Tracy (would she do that?), and now Tracy indicates she wants to be left alone with Fae. You know, because the Lion Dragon hybrid who is pretty much also a full blown Cleric is as easy to defeat as a wannabee white night stallion
>>8663Yes. She's a dragonne
>>8665>pretends that I knew she existedUh huh, thats right
>>8662Idk. I thought there'd be a wrap-up of sorts.
On an unrelated note
*looks up at circling Dragonne*
>pic related (unwarranted smugposting)chuckles
Rolling for diplomacy check
>>8666>kills self for shitty use of trips
>>8667She has night vision, by the way
>>8667Oh God. Your plans were worse than I thought
>>8667There will be, its just hard to focus on a long-post