/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

Sup guys
The meme mage is back

>>8778
Enough to know who my favorite character is.

>2 new ids, 1 post each, 1 of which is a leaf
Ready munitions

>>8781
i had to run a errand.

>>8782
Its actually TRUMP. Infernuis is a close second.

>>8784
Have we got the best lurkers or what?

>>8785
me think so.

>>8784
Ehh i figured
>Gives out drinks to celebrate

>>8787
It would be torc, but your backstory is lacking a bit.

>>8788
>Implying I could come up with one
I'd been thinking about it but I have no fucking idea
Thoughts or ideas anon?

>>8780
You're welcome to play at any time.

>>8789
The best backstories are usually tragic desu, infernuises backstory is bretty gud.

>>8789
Find Trollestia, show her your rare Pepe collection, and take the development opportunity to have your character talk about his life back home in Scotland. Draw inspiration from the story of Merlin as a wildman. I like the idea of a 30+ year old vigin who lived in a cave studying ancient memetic symbol on cave-paintings.

>>8790
Thanks once i get a good concept ill post,Im liking your arc btw.

>>8791
Give me five minutes

>>8791
really?

>>8792
Hmm hey gm can i be an angel summoner?

>>8796
Yea i like it.

That reminds me GM, can we summon dead souls from hell in this limbo realm?

>>8793
You're on the same path I am

>>8799
Pretty sure that's a necromancer spell, and an evil-aligned one at that.

>>8801
So... Yes?

>>8802
Probably, but not in your class.

Also, nu bread when?

>>8797
OH! Oh I see what you did there. Ohhh. Well played. >>8802
No. Hmmm. Well, maybe.

>>8805
Depends on how long it takes for this thread to become overbearing

GM, can we get me a back story time for me?

>>8799
I can think of one legitimate justification. If you make an effective case, of course

>>8805
So yes to angel summoner?:^)

>>8808
Wait. What justification?

>>8810
Oh yes. ^_^
>>8811
Aside from those digits? Why would Trump cast a spell which summons dead souls from hell into the Game?

>>8809
No no no...
I meant set me up to give my back story
>Give me a min cause I'm on mobile

>>8814
Oh thats easy. In the aftermath of the constructs (whos bodies still haven't turned up for some reason) Thez is feeling quite celebratory. She's had a few, and is divulging information far more candidly than ever would normally. I'll happily detail whatever should later be asked You better not!, in exchange for the players assuming an uninhibited social atmosphere/environment

>>8809
I think he was asking for the oppertunity for his character to talk about it.
He actually showed his rare pepe collection to Trollestia earlier, but you never showed how she responded.

>A dragonne’s wings are useful only for short flights, carrying the creature for 10 to 30 minutes at a time.
*Continues practicing flying above the forest map, just to piss-off the kitty-lizard*
When could she develop the ability to shift planes?

*tries blowing smoke*

>>8812
Why, for the memes of course. This man in pic related:
>Was the prosecuting attorney in the trial of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, two Jews who were convicted of selling Nuclear Secrets to the Soviet Union. He claims to have been the one to recommend the death penalty be imposed, which it was
>He was Joseph McCarthy's lawyer, and who conducted many hearings investigating suspected Communists in the US Military in the Army-McCarthy hearings
>He was Donald Trump's personal lawyer
>He represented Donald Trump when the Justice Department sued Trump for allegedly not renting to blacks
>He respresented a Football League - Donald Trump's United States Football league - in an antitrust lawsuit against multiple mainstream media outlets AND WON
>He aided Roger Stone in Ronald Reagan's presidential campaign
>He Represented Rupert Murdoch

This man is Roy Cohn. He is pro-football, pro-America, a seasoned (judeo) Bolshevik hunter, and the personal lawyer of Donald Trump and other greats. He ought to be a meme. Admittedly, he died of AIDS which he acquired from being a literal faggot, which is why he's in hell

Also, Trumpaladin doesn't have a lawyer yet.

>>8812
What races are on the table?

>>8816
Why would she fly to follow you though? Do you think she can't see you flying from sitting on a treetop a little further away?

>>8818
>Roger stone
Le based jew

>>8821
How many Jews have you had executed for treason? None?

>>8822
That depends are you talking legal executions or not?

>>8823
I'm talking the Trial of the Century. Left the liberals salty for a great many years.
Also, Roger Stone is Italian and Hungarian. He's Catholic

>>8818
Oh, you mean SPECIFIC souls. What is their form, be it previous, 'current', or "potential"?
>>8819
Who/what do you want to play?

>>8824
Really? Roger always struck me as a jew.

>>8826
Id like to play an emo alex jones.

>>8827
Opops, meant for.
>>8825

>>8825
Form? uh... Human. Lawyer.
>>8826
Well, the Wikipedia page says he's Italian and Hungarian with a generally Catholic background, so I guess he's probably not Jewish

>>8820
*runs over to the other side of the map*

>>8829
You learn something new everyday huh?

>>8830
You mean towards the area everyone can see you anyways? See pic in >>8822

>>8830
*lands outside the fields of Port Barry*
*extinguishes flames*
*walks into town*
>>8825
Does the barding shop do hoers shoes?

>>8829
You're describing something of a resurrection/summons, but you're doing so across dimensional lines. You'r not going to <POOF> have this guy appear exactly as he is. I don't even KNOW who he is. Are you looking to have an overly complicated lawyer on hand? Does it have to be this guy?

>>8835
She can begin to, yes/

>>8815
I've got it written out, but I have to go so I'll post it later

>>8834
>I don't even KNOW who he is... Does it have to be this guy?
Have you even read Art of the Deal? Or Ann Coulter's history of Joseph McCarthy?
>>8835
Wouldn't the gold have been found by now by someone?

>>8836
*is having hoers shoes fit*
"... Say.. About those weird long-nosed guys who used to do (((business))) around here, do you have any idea where they lodged?"
>>8838
>Implying they're not experts at hiding shekels
It was already said that the gold was never recovered. A greed-driven Rogue is the best character to find it.

>>8837
As you will, take care.
>>8838
Newp
>>8838
Not yet

>>8839
Well, Trump knows how to find it now

>>8840
>>8827
So gm alex jones who is depressed? Can i play it?

>>8839
"Oooh, they never kept 'ta anywhere but the Sticky Wicket. Never cared for that place meself, their bartender is awfully stingy."

>>8842
The Globalists get me feeling down sometimes too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE5fs2h3m48

>>8842
When you say angel, are we talking typical or archetypical?

>>8844
THE WATER IS TURNING TH... whats the point *sigh*

>>8845
An angel of death just to fit with my sad alex theme.

GM, can I retroactively cast EMINENT DOMAIN on the old Jewish buildings, and then build a Luxury Hotel, Luxury Condos, and of course, the Trump Grill, known to have the best Taco Bowls in the dimension?
>>8846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNvivICC0as

>>8843
>The sticky Wicket
>Check
"Thanks for the info. (I for got his nis name)"
>steps forward
>steps back
>confirms that the clip on shoes because fuck you, that's why! fit well enough.
*pays her fare and leaves for the Sticky Wicket*

>>8848
Or does my character have to go through the "Kelo v City of New London" evolution in order to cast the EMINENT DOMAIN spell?

>>8850
Why the spell tho? The buildings are empty. o_O

>>8847
Wait, so its single-summon?

>>8852
Yea like the pathfinder class summoner.

[4d20 = 40]
>>8849
>heeds warning
*Approaches the Sticky Wicket in stealth, from the side of the entrance*
Roll to detect activity inside (Listen, Search, Spot, Scent)

>>8851
>The Buildings are Abandoned
I shall then use ADVERSE POSSESSION instead, since it's less costly. Also it's really not a hard question as to why the buildings are desired. The Economic rejuvenation of Port Barry means high profits for those who control prime real estate in down town

>>8848
1776 will commence again probably. *cries*

Whered everpony go?

>>8857
I'm waiting for GM on >>8854 and >>8849

>>8858
Also,
>Why the Spell
Well his lawyer is dead, so he can't just file a motion in District Court

>>8860
infernuis say we dont need court system.

>>8861
Of course. We have magic
>Casts ADVERSE POSSESSION on empty Jew Buildings

>>8861
Don't trust the (((lawyers))).

>>8863
dont worry pretty pony, me wont.

>>8863
>>8864
That's why we need to summon the professional Bolshevik hunter, defender of Football, and attacker of the MSM from the Infernal regions

What time of day is it in The Game?

>>8860
e_e
>>8865
>_<
Or you could just open the door and walk in.
>>8854
You're being unnecessarily detailed about it. This is a "Gather information" moment.

>>8866
Night time

>>8866
Well, when your character left it was twilight, so... Did she sleep? Is it night? Is it morning now?
>>8867
>Or you could just open the door and walk in.
That is literally how the legal doctrine of Adverse Possession works

>>8865
>summoning Jews
What did we just say?
>>8867
*walks in*
What does she see?

>>8870
Tracy is criminally insane: she can stay awake for days on end.not to mention all the moon sugar she ingested earlier

>>8869
????

>>8869
Bring Back Shekels?

>HERES JOHNNY
So where I am curently? Gettin ready to drop some sick backstory.

>>8858
What are you reading?

>>8865
he turn on us trump?

>>8877
The GM for not resurrecting Roy Cohn?