/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>8471
robo-centuars.

>>8471
Robots were sent to arrest Thez for stealing some important shit.
Infernius is white-knighting to save his waifu.

[1d20 = 18]
[1d10 = 8]
[1d6 = 3]
THAT worked. Okay, executing a spectacular "Death From Above"/"Horse-slayer-technique" Samurai Jack anyone? Anyone? Infernius strikes a devastating blow against another of the Zs.

Trump heads towards Lenos

>>8472
>>8473
Oh...
OH SHIT
Can I cast water attacks?

>>8474
Neither Tracy nor Trump is around to save him. Maybe if Fae returned to the area?

>>8476
If you can think of a funny meme.

>>8476
use memes that involve water.

>>8477
i casted airwalk after the attack. its all good

>>8476
Waterboard the machines?

Which the Z fails its fortitude save (more than 1/2 damage in a strike can kill btw), and another (far less broken) Z falls to the ground.
In addition, further down Infernius successfully casts airwalk, and comes to a halt about even with Torcuil as the Z falls past them.
Unfortunately, the Zs now know that Thez has allies, and one of them breaks off formation, away from everyone.

>>8483
God, fucking damn it

>>8483
If I am in the crystal, go to Leno. If not, PURSUE THAT ONE

>>8480
GM, pls do

>>8487
>And Moses said
I must go see what this miracle is, for the bush is not burning up
>But when he approached he heard the Lord say
Moses,
GET THE WATAH NIGGA
FIAH IN THESE MOTHA FUCKIN BOOTLEG ASS FIREWORKS
SHIT

>>8483
*drags away fallen Z*

[1d20 = 12]
>>8485
I thought you were going to Lenos, so that's what I assume you'd do.
>>8488
I'm gonna go with Flame Strike on that one, cuz of all the Lawd Jesus.

>>8492
DO I GET TO LENOS

[13d6 = 46]
>tfw my tulpa is someone else's waifu
A gleaming pillar of flame strikes down from the heavens and smites one of the Z's (not the one who broke off, cuz you didn't say Xp)

[1d20 = 16]
And THAT Z may just die here in a sec

Yup, he falls to the ground in slightly melted pile of seized gears and shit.

>>8497
Oh, my bad. I thought the meme was the firework going of and setting shit on fire. You killed him,....

>>8498
Eh, what ever works

Water spells suck anyway, and Zs aren't electronic, they're magic and steampunk.

[5d20 = 64]
So with that, Thez appears to dash at one of the Z's, while actually dashing at another.

The one she appeared to dash at falls for her feint and steps back defensively, while the one she actually attacks dies in another crumbled mess. Her strength is absurd, so I don't need to even roll for it.

The one who broke off casts a communication spell. He can be heard stating (and not for the first time Xp)
TARGET EXCEEDS SQUAD COMBAT ABILITY, HAS ASSISTANCE. REASSESS AND SEND BACKUP. DEAR GOD THEY'RE KILLING US

>>8500
Hmmmmmmmmmm, I need another meme.....

Bony boi army for spooky month?
To distract not attack

The other Z concurs with the previous Z and takes flight, away from the party.

Its Tracy's move.

>>8503
Fug
I shoot another fireworks at this bastard
Is Trump's roast track an attack?

>>8508
I don't know that one

>>8509
>I meant mixtape
TRUMP
Torcuil yells
IS YOUR MIXTAPE FIRE?

>>8496
*takes body*

A million million?

>>8512
???????

>>8513
Nope. I'm looking into trump mixtapes

>>8507
*plans where to hide all this loot*

Alright, its Infernius' turn. The Z's are intent on escaping at this point.

>>8516
I'd consider that a confusion spell tbh

Meanwhile, Trump is heading to talk to Lenos correct? He's in the forge, hammering at shit.

>>8517
did he confuse them?
Can i snare them somehow?

>>8519
Confront him and ask "Why the hell did 7 flying robot centaurs of the 'realm of Mechanicus' come to attack Thez as a 'law breaker'?"

>>8520
No, they're immune to mind effects. As for snaring, one could, but outside of a spell I don't know how you'd manage it.

>>8521
"Those guys showed up? Sweet, they're fukkin' loaded! Has a big one shown up yet?"

"Also, duh, cuz she broke their laws."

>>8523
"I don't know how big the big ones are, but yes, they are here."
>>8524
"What did she do?"

>>8522
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Blade_Barrier
cast this infront of them then charge them.

>>8525
"She never gave me the full story, but I know she stole something valuable from them, a long time ago and before I met her.
>>8526
In front of? Don't you mean around or behind them?

>>8527
yea.

K. You cast the spell, and a whirling field of blades appears behind the closer of the two (you can't do both, sorry) and then charge ahead. Unfortunately, its far enough away that you can't quite reach it, but its unable to run away further.

>>8527
"How strong are they, and how likely to return?"

>>8527
"Do they have any alliances?"

It doesn't get an attack of opportunity though, and you're outside its range as well.

>>8532
i yell to thez "get this one me cant reach.

>>8531
"Nah, they mostly just try and maintain their 'domain'. The small ones aren't really much to worry about. Its the <CRACK> big ones you have to worry about."
Coinciding with the sound, a huge obsidian and gold construct appears on the ground, standing about 30' tall.

Torcuil's move

>>8531
<WHUDDD, WHUDD, WHUDD> can be heard from outside.
"That's probably the big one now," he seems almost dismissive.

*finishes burying booty*
Tracy looks up at the giant construct, and decides to keep her distance, in stealth.

Torcuil?

>>8537
>Thinks she can keep the loot for herself
"ANY AND ALL SURPLUS GOES TO SUPPORTING THE WAR EFFORT," she thinks she can hear Trump say. But looking around, it was only in her mind

Alright, I'ma assume Torcuil is busy, but I'm also going to assume that he knows the levitation spell is running out, and is going to head toward the ground.

Trump's move. At the same time the giant (its an advanced Marut if you're curious) who doesn't know who exactly is a threat (but does know about and can see Thez):
TaRgEt SiGhTeD
It casts airwalk.

>>8544
shit.

>>8544
Returns to Fae and observes the situation

One of the remaining Zs calls to the Marut. ALL PRESENT ARE HOSTILE. ELIMINATE.

>>8547
"Well Fuck you too"
DIVE WITH VANDERIEM

>>8547
*employ Move Silently and Hide skill, and gtfo*

Sorry I disappeared,
Had something come up
So where are we?

>>8551
Grab the Blue One! We're attacking a Giant robot!

>>8551
Its all good, you're free to move. There's a giant obsidian/gold golem-lookin mf'er on the ground thats 30' tall. 2 Zs remain, keeping their distance, though one is bothered by a wall of blades.

>>8549
>He's fighting too
Newfound bloodlust against blood-less entities.
Come up behind first giant and wedges knife into it's knee joint (by this, I'm attempting the Disable Device skill, combined with the Crippling Stike ability; to royally fuck-up it's leg)

[2d20 = 25]
>>8549
Upon Fae, Trump dives into battle.

>>8555
REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Slash
>>8556
Fuck yes!

[1d100 = 37]
The first hit is glancing (no damage) while the second scores a crit (bastard swords have a crit threshold of 19-20)

>>8557
>Turns to moster
HEY BITCH
GO LONG

>>8559
Is that my hit?
>>8556
>Grabbing a lady without permission
Would kick in the face, if not preoccupied

[1d10 = 112]
WIth gleaming resplendence, Trump sails past severing a few fingers of the Maruts hand.

>>8554
GM? Did I cripple this or not?

>>8562
>A Hand
GO FOR THE LEFT ARM!
>>8561
He has my permission to do it I FUCKING OWN YOU

[1d20 = 20]
>>8563
At the same time, Tracy goes for a backstab/hidden strike

[1d100 = 46]
y does everyone else get all the good rolls? How many 1s have I gotten tonight? Oh well.

infernuis whispers kek towards the robot.

[1d20 = 8]
>>8566
Go for the neck joint next, with the same attack.