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Ebil Nuts
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64148
64150
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.64149
Spoilered

Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64150
>>64148
"It okay now kids"
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64151
>"So now what?"
"Hell if I know"
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.64152
64153
What does Tracy see as she slowly sneaks towards the tower's entrance?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64153
64154 64156
>>64152
The tunnel trends and bends upward at a curve, leading toward the unmistakable pyramid entrance of the tower. As Tracy creeps forward, she notices an unnatural and lingering darkness upon the area, unnaturally diminishing the available light.
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64154
64155
>>64153
*hallow*
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64155
64157
>>64154
Infernius proposes casting a spell that will take an entire day to effectively perform. The party has the opportunity to interject.
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.64156
64158
>>64153
Keeping her eyes and ears perked, Tracy advances at half her pace.
She pulls out her Detect Magick wand and checks for any possible nasty detection/trap that may have been cast in the vicinity of the entrance.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64157
64158
>>64155
I move to veto this action
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64158
64159 64160 64167 64178
>>64156
The air tingles with magic of the darkness spell, but beyond the entrance is impossible to determine
>>64157
"We'll need to rest eventually, but I agree; we don't need to stop yet. Unless you're hoping to hallow the Tower, which will require much more exploration than just walking toward the entrance."
Which technically, only Tracy has yet done so
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64159
64160 64162 64165
>>64158
Torc and Snek follow, eager to get out of this timeline
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.64160
>>64158
Gulping, Tracy advances forward.
>>64159
Stay enough paces back not to mess up her stealth, pls.
Anonymous
DA3qY
?
No.64161
Lenos and his lady start trying to herd the rest of the party up the tunnel
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64162
64164 64167
>>64159
Torcuil and Snek plod along behind, ensuring that any stealth that Tracy has established is otherwise wrecked. They, and much of everyone likewise I would assume, find very much the same thing. The Triangular-arched doorway of the temple is shrouded in darkness, all that issues forth is a clinking sound, as well as a very distant argument from the sounds of things.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64163
Thez>Ready-move <whoooof>
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64164
64168
>>64162
>stealth wrecked
reeeeee
rjnHI
?
No.64165
64166
[1d20 = 14]
>>64159
*pokes with stick*
Anonymous
UCAK4
?
No.64166
>>64165
Hey!
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64167
>>64158
>>64162
"Fine me can wait to hallow. Lets go"
*walks into the doorway.*
rZoLl
?
No.64168
64169
[1d20+25 = 32]
>>64164
Get fucked
"Hmmmmm..."
Torc walks right up and inspects the darkness
spellcraft check
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64169
64171 64172
Thez is holding to the back with Kiynen and Lenos, entirely fixated on keeping Adeline safe.
>>64168
Its magical, no doubt about it
UCAK4
?
No.64170
64173
[1d20 = 14]
Being in a strange area where they were just attacked at, Stix listens for anymore trouble that may be around the corner.
Listen check
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64171
64180
>>64169
How useful
"Welp, I know one thing about this with absolute certainty"
Torc turns around to face the others
"It's definitely some type of magic"

>"What would we do without you?"
rjnHI
?
No.64172
[1d20+25 = 33]
>>64169
Tracy glares threateningly at everyone who walked up behind her, before advancing towards the sounds.
Rolling to Sneak.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64173
64174
>>64170
A distant but continuous rattling of metal against metal some distance away along the dais area, also the arguing sounds lower in the tower.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64174
64176
>>64173
Tracy sneaks towards the dais.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64176
>>64174
Tracy begins to speed off, allowing none of the other characters the opportunity to plan or strategize. Only by making an obvious sound could they stop her now.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64177
64179 64180
Thez lunges out suddenly. "Addy don't! Fuck!"
A giggling follows Tracy.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64178
64179 64181
>>64158
Trumpaladin casts Daylight on himself, and walks into the Tower
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64179
>>64177
"Shhhh!"
>>64178
Wtf?!
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64180
>>64171
"No shit"
>>64177
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64181
64182 64183
>>64178
The darkness quickly negates the daylight, only allowing about 15' of illumination despite the ordinary effects of the spell. This is not enough range to see Tracy or Addy, especially since the latter is literally clothed in shadows.
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64182
>>64181
Heads towards addy.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64183
64184 64190
>>64181
Proceeds steps forward into the Tower, and detect evil with the move and standard action. Moves along with Fae.

Now what part of the tower are we in?
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64184
64185 64186
>>64183
We're at the entrance.
Where are you headed?
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64185
>>64184
Tracy is headed towards the dais, although she neglected to say so.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64186
64188
>>64184
Dias, since it is the most logical location for a portal to hell
Unless we can get Stix another or something
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64187
Tracy continues as quickly as she can without hampering her stealth excessively.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64188
64189 64193
>>64186
Has Thez mentioned that she's trying to get to hell yet?
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64189
64191
>>64188
Yes. That conversation was had in Durpistan, when Trumpaladin asked her how she believes the damage could be undone, Thez said "I must retake my throne." And she confirmed that she meant the House of Thez and not the Elven kigdom on followup
UCAK4
?
No.64190
64192
[1d20 = 13]
>>64183
Stix follows Trump as he goes into the tower. He decides that such a place taken over by the enemy must have some sort of trap awaiting them.
Search check
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64191
64192 64193
>>64189
Wait, so is the party's goal to get to a portal?
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64192
>>64191
What did you think it was?

>>64190
*Pets on the head*
"Good Job Stix. Keep searching as we proceed"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64193
64197
>>64188
To my understanding yes, but its been some time since that was iterated
>>64191
Get to the rooms

Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64194
64195
I guess Torc and Snek follow them all
"Yeah, let's just run into the strange darkness, I'm sure nothing bad will happen to us."
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64195
64196
>>64194
"White and Nerdy one, my aura of daylight is being suppressed. What would give off continual darkness?"
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64196
64200
>>64195
Ay, nice reference
"Uh, now this might sound far-fetched, I'm gonna guess a darkness spell"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64197
64198
>>64193
I'm not exactly sure where the rooms are, but Tracy advances towards the rattling sound she heard earlier.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64198
64200
1FA.png
>>64197
Well this is the tower before
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64199
64201
Oh motherfu-
I have to leave for the next half hour.

I'm sorry guys..
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64200
64202
>>64196
"No shit, but what would make it last this long?"

>>64198
Peek into the stables
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64201
64203 64206 64207
>>64199
Well Tracy is set in motion anyway. Addy is shortly behind, with Infernius following further behind.
>>64199
There are layers and piles of horsehide alomg with buckets and jars of a red liquid.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64202
64207
>>64200
"Make it permanent? That's my best guess"
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64203
64204
>>64201
>horse hide
"Poor horses"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64204
64205
>>64203
*horse
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64205
64209
>>64204
What color?
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64206
>>64201
>Horsehide
"Oh.... Oh no"
>"Torcuil? You okay buddy?"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64207
64208
>>64201
Uh, was that intended for me or for Tracy?

>>64202
"Let's walk up to the Dias. Peek into the stable along the way"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64208
64211
>>64207
The horsehide is in the stable, so for you. Oh, sorry, I mis-linked it.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64209
64210
>>64205
You've seen deadpool's uniform right?
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64210
>>64209
Y- yea
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64211
64212 64213 64215
>>64208
Trumpaladin is silent for a moment, but then says,
"Felicia?"
He moves further into the room to inspect it
Anonymous
UCAK4
?
No.64212
64213
>>64211
Stix lags behind Trump and is noticeably sickened by the display.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64213
>>64212
>>64211
Torc silently follows behind as Snek stays by the door
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64214
Back
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64215
>>64211
No answer issues forth. The stables are mute and effectively dampened
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64216
64217 64218
Did the party spit up?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64217
>>64216
The moment Tracy ran off up the stairs
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64218
64219
>>64216
Tracy went off and did her own thing, with Adolphina following and then Infernius following her.

Trumpaladin peeked into the Stables, and Torcuil, Snek, and Stix have as well
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64219
64220 64221
>>64218
Is he still on his way to the dais like earlier?
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64220
64221
>>64219
Yes, but at the moment, the other group is inspecting the stables, since they stumbled upon pure horror
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64221
64222 64223 64224 64225 64226
>>64220
Its not bloody skins, its meticulously washed skins and buckets of blood an undisclosed dark-red hue.
>>64219
My understanding is that Tracy, Addy, and Infernius
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64222
>>64221
I thought Brad was going there too, since he mentioned the portal.
Okay then, so Tracy didn't pass by the stables.

Can she determine the source of the rattling?


Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64223
>>64221
"I don't like this..."
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64224
>>64221
Detect evil from the center of the stables, to cover the whole stables
"Hello? Is anyone there?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64225
64228
>>64221
Tracy presses on towards the dais, in stealth.
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64226
>>64221
*whispers*
"Addy come back."
3ZTGM
?
No.64228
[1d20 = 8]
>>64225
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64229
The ambient rattling increases
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64230
64231 64233
*sneaks closer, dagger drawn*
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64231
64232
>>64230
*wanders down hallway*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64232
>>64231
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64233
>>64230
How far ahead is Tracy in relation to the rest of the group?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64234
64235 64236 64237 64238
"Whatisthis?"
"Theydonotknowpain."
"Theysmelllikefukkinhumans."
>whooosh noises
"Whodares,"
all these are whispered as the party slowly - and not-so-slowly - advances.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64235
>>64234
What else is in the stables?
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64236
>>64234
"... I think I recognize that autism.." Tracy says under her breath as she creeps closer.
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64237
>>64234
"REEEEE GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TOWER!"
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64238
64240
>>64234
Does Torc hear that?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64239
64242
The metal-on-metal rattling continues. As the party/players continue, a backdrop of chains becomes evident.
The tower is largely as it was, except drape everywhere are chains. With the unnatural dakrness the chains are faint and peripheral.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64240
64247
>>64238
Everyone hears that
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64241
64242 64243 64246
Clink clink, clink
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64242
64244
>>64239
>>64241
Uh, if Detect evil and a call do not reveal anything in the stables, then proceed to the stairs to go upwards
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64243
>>64241
*ears perk*
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64244
64248 64256
>>64242
faggy is up, with two smaller signatures down
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64245
*e b i l
E4WKi
?
No.64246
64249
[1d20 = 7]
>>64241
Perception
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64247
64249
>>64240
"AfuckingGnome?"
>"AFUCKINGGNOME?!"
Snek shoots off after the source of the sound, and Torc chases him before Snek has a meal Gnome a la mode.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64248
>>64244
Trumpaladin ckecks his knowledge of the structure. That portal room.... It's in the top, right?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64249
64250 64254
>>64246
The tower is no longer friendly
>>64247
"Ooooh,thisoneisquick."
"Notlikethelastone."
"Ortheonebefore."
"Therewasthatone."
"Yeahbtheowesusmoney."
"LIkemoneyisanyuseforusnow."
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64250
64251
>>64249
"The towers not friendly!"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64251
64252 64255
>>64250
A shadowy reee/shudder issues throughout, spurred by Trump's declaration
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64252
>>64251
"WE SHALL SILENCE YOUR FALSE SONG FOREVER!"
3ZTGM
?
No.64253
[2d20 = 22]
Two shiny objects dart at Tracy as she climbs the stairs
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64254
64257
>>64249
"IhaveafeelingIknowtheotheroneyouaretalkingabout.Camelookingforanairshipcannon?Talkedtohimselfsometimes?Hadagiantsnaketoo?"
Torc then takes a moment to catch his breath
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64255
>>64251
"After we kill you shadow kikes me am gonna cover your bodies and the tower in bacon!"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64256
64257 64258
>>64244
Who is "faggy"?

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64257
64267
As Tracy ascends the central staircase, she feels pulled from back and to the left by her arm. Looking, she finds a wicked barb protruding from her hoof, stretching across into the darness
>>64254
"Compounded!"
"Interest!"
"Leviedproperty!"
"Afuckinghuman!"
Whispers from the surrounding environment.
>>64256
e_bil without underscore
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64258
>>64256
Sensible chuckle
3ZTGM
?
No.64259
64261 64263 64266 64267
[1d20+4 = 24]
[1d20 = 10]
Everyone roll initiative, +4 is Thez
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64260
Thez spins in place
T>Ready move, sunder the incoming strike on Addy
eLfii
?
No.64261
[1d20 = 14]
[1d20+6 = 16]
>>64259
Rolling. Fae is the one with the modifier
rjnHI
?
No.64262
[1d20+7 = 13]

UCAK4
?
No.64263
[1d20 = 6]
>>64259
Stix initiative
3ZTGM
?
No.64264
[1d20 = 1]
opponent roll
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64265
oh kek
E4WKi
?
No.64266
64307
[1d20 = 5]
>>64259

rZoLl
?
No.64267
[1d20 = 7]
[1d20+3 = 21]
>>64257
"I told you this would happen"
>"I have to admit, this is the last thing I would have expected to happen"
"Anyway,I'mawaremyfriendisindebtbutIcanhelpyouwiththepaymentifyouhe- What was thou"
>>64259
So it turns out Snek gets a +3 to initiative
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64268
64269 64274 64275
Thez (1st) detects nothing, maintains ready-stance.
Fae, Trump, Stix
Elsewhere
Sentry, Infernius
Thez got 20 so already moved.
Snek is #2, Torcuil is last so far
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64269
>>64268
Uh, Are Fae, Trump or Stix aware of any enemies in their vicinity?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64270
Lenos and Kiynen being more brute-forcers. they can interject but squish
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64271
64272 64273
At current, Tracy only, and she's barbed
eLfii
?
No.64272
64276 64278
[1d20+16 = 32]
>>64271
Trumpaladin does his round to Detect Evil again

Fae does a Spot check
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64273
64278
>>64271
Can she react to being barbed?
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64274
64278
>>64268
It took me a very long time to figure out who "Sentry" was
rZoLl
?
No.64275
64278
[1d20+9 = 29]
>>64268
Snek 'blep blep's and listens a bit while Torc isn't talking to the Gnomes

UCAK4
?
No.64276
64277
[1d20 = 13]
>>64272
“What’s wrong Trumpaladin?”
Stix listens for more trouble in the dark
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64277
>>64276
Whispers to the little pony
"There's a Globalist. It would be nice to bypass him but if we must face him let him come to us
3ZTGM
?
No.64278
64279 64280
[1d20 = 17]
>>64272
There's four serious signatures, fluctuating in their positions.
>>64273
Depends on dice
>>64274
Who are you, and what have you done with real Trump?
>>64275
"Thisfuckinghuman."
"Herolledanat20."
"Iknowright?"
"Technicallywehavetogiveinformation."
"Nowedon't,wecompliedwiththecontract!"
"He'sright,whatcamelaterwasnotourdoing."
"YOURdoing,Iwouldhavehadussippingmartinis!"
"Nowisnotthetime,"
A whoooshing sound permeates
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64279
64281
>>64278
What is their proximity? Does he know enough to make a strike of his own, or to communicate to others?
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64280
64283
>>64278
"IfImaybesobold,whatcontractandwhatsthatwhooshingsound?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64281
64282
>>64279
Whispered ambiently. Only Tracy and Stix have a chance of pinpointing atm
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64282
64284
>>64281
Is the barb thing sticking out of her leg sufficient enough to draw a straight line towards the enemy?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64283
64288
>>64280
"Hesoundstasty,"
"Hecertainlyknowssoshouldbeeaten."
"Afuckinghuman! Let'seat'im!"
"Pain." This one sounds/feels different
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64284
64286
>>64282
Ish, yes
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64285
64287
So Tracy and followers are ascending upwards. Trump, Stix, Torcul, etc are invading lower levels?
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64286
64290
>>64284
Until her turn, Tracy stares directly down the line at the space where the faggot who shot her should be standing.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64287
>>64285
Uh.... I think so? Last I checked they would be in or about the Stables. Certainly they are not as high as Tracy
rZoLl
?
No.64288
64289 64290
[10d6 = 32]
>>64283
"Fuck"
>"You know, I'm glad you didn't let me eat these Gnomes"
If it's Torc's turn now he decides to have an LGBTBBQ and sends a lightning bolt arcing towards the voice.
If it's not his turn, he does it when it his turn
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64289
>>64288
B-but what if everyone's connected by the chains?
Too late tho..
3ZTGM
?
No.64290
64292
>>64286
The barb, which has remained motionless, still hangs (ish) from her pale hide. A spot of blood is all that really mars the scene (her hoof).
>>64288

3ZTGM
?
No.64291
64296
[1d20 = 14]

Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64292
64293
>>64290
Oh, I thought it was connected to a wire.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64293
64294
>>64292
Don't worry, Tracy is still controlled
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64294
>>64293
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64295
"We're about to fight things by the way!" Thez calls from near or far, giving bonuses to save against illusions.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64296
64297
>>64291
I'm gonna assume that's the reflex save and kindly inform you that the strange voice failed
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64297
>>64296
Try magick missile. It's pretty consistently good against enemies with concealment.
Anonymous
UCAK4
?
No.64298
64306
Stix readies his bow.
“And I was hoping we cleared out the trouble”
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64299
Who's turn is it?
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64300
Trumpaladin calls out to the Darkness

"We're right here you Globalist Weasels. Did you think you had finished us before?"

Trumpaladin pulls Vanderiem and the Bees shield, and readies a full round attack on whatever unfriendly comes in his space

As a free action, he activates the charm power to give a bonus to charisma, hoping this will be the last time today he will need to use it
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64301
Can Tracy lash out at the thing that shot her?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64302
64305 64306 64307
So far, Snek/Trump
Fae
Tracy
Stix(?)
Other then that Thez rolled a 20, dice is Addy, idk about Trump, Infernius or Torcuil
3ZTGM
?
No.64303
[1d20 = 4]

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64304
As Tracy crests an elevated position along the tower staircase
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64305
>>64302
Torc rolled 7
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64306
>>64302
Stix readied his bow in >>64298

E4WKi
?
No.64307
64308
[1d20 = 15]
>>64266
>>64302

Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64308
>>64307
Oops nevermind that roll
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64309
Three weird snek sounds dart toward Tracy. A couple more toward Addy (thats 7/12) and Thez (another 2, 8 more to go)
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64310
64311 64312 64313 64320
d20's if you please (-2 for everyone not indicated)

rjnHI
?
No.64311
[1d20 = 8]
>>64310
roll
E4WKi
?
No.64312
[1d20 = 9]
>>64310

eLfii
?
No.64313
[1d20 = 20]
[1d20 = 14]
>>64310
Sure
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64314
64316
The tower now is a mass of swirling and clattering chains. Chains of all size and variety hang along the tower walls
UCAK4
?
No.64315
[1d20 = 20]

Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64316
64317
>>64314
Tracy pulls out her own chain.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64317
64318
>>64316
As Tracy readies herself so, her allies on flank provide resistance. While various shades and images attempt to form and solidify, others fail to by the flailing and resistance. Tracy seens to only face one larger opponent, rather than 3 separate.

The other party didn't do so well on this dice roll, so I'm stalling for later. Maybe not much tho

rjnHI
?
No.64318
64319
[4d20 = 41]
>>64317
Tracy lashes out at the center of the image with her own spiked chain, stabbing into the large opponent with a full round attack.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64319
>>64318
Now you definitely don't have four attacks with the chain
rZoLl
?
No.64320
[2d20 = 23]
>>64310
Rollin
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64321
64322
So currently, Thez and Tracy have a chance go act. Additional characters will, but after modifiers
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64322
64323
>>64321
Was rolling a Nat 20 bad?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64323
64324
>>64322
Nat 20 is never bad, but only Tracy gets the bennies
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64324
64325
>>64323
Did Tracy's attack land?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64325
64326
>>64324
No, but those werent attack rolls, they were supposed to be initiative
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64326
>>64325
Okay.
3ZTGM
?
No.64327
64330
[3d20 = 30]
But while we're at it we may as well. 1st gets +4
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64328
64331
"WehavesuchWONDERStoshowyou,"
"AfuckingHUMAN,"
"THISfuckinghuman!"
"Iexplodesometimes."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64329
A sound not unlike the tightening of chains echoes throughout the temple.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64330
64332
>>64327
Did that hit?
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64331
64333
>>64328
Fucking gnomes...
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64332
>>64330
Still initiative rolls,... 1st is 2nd, last is 1st, and mid is last.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64333
64334 64336
>>64331
Ce-gnome-bites in this case
(comparble to Cenobytes, but with gnomes)

Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64334
>>64333
Kek
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64335
64337
So Thez and Trump had first move. Tracy has second move, followed by Fae, Infernius, and others.
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64336
>>64333
Disturbing
eLfii
?
No.64337
64338 64357
[4d20 = 60]
>>64335
If enemy perceptible within striking distance by either vision or Detect Evil, then full round attack. If no enemy perceptible within striking distance, then ready a full round attack for the time an enemy comes within perception.

For the attack, Vanderiem is used in slashing action, and Divine might is added to boost damage by +8 points per hit. This is with the Charm Power being activated to last ten rounds and give +4 charisma. I think something like 6 or 5 turn undead moves remain for the day
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64338
64339
>>64337
pls save these dice rolls if he cannot make a melee attack yet. That's a Nat 20 and a 19, which is also within Vanderiem's threat range
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64339
64340
>>64338
>wants to maintain >bouf
Any objections? Its gonna get complicated,....
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64340
64341
>>64339
What's going on? Can we even see the enemy?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64341
64342 64344
>>64340
The advance group (headed by Tracy) is pressing the stairwell. There are noises.
The rest are mingling around the base. Safe, but ill advised
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64342
64343 64344
>>64341
"Something's ahead of us." Tracy whispers back, as if it weren't obvious.
She takes a move action to determine the direction of the scents of the creatures.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64343
>>64342
Can she sense the creatures ahead?
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64344
64345
>>64342
>>64341
*cats grace on tracy*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64345
>>64344
Thanks
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64346
64347 64348
The ambient chains begin to rattle excessively. No penalties, but its a jarring sound
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64347
64349
>>64346
Tracy moves towards the rattling, sword in maw.
E4WKi
?
No.64348
[1d20 = 11]
>>64346
I use my movement action as a perception check to try and find the enemies that are whispering.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64349
64353
>>64347
Clinkety clink clink,... clink
The sound quiets
>>64347
Eager and on edge, Tracy braves forward, as silence descends on the entire group.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64350
64351 64353 64356
"NOW!" cuts through the silence, as Thez begins to assault the brooding darkness around them. "Focus!"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64351
>>64350
"Say again Thez? Focus on what?"
3ZTGM
?
No.64352
[6d10 = 28]

Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64353
>>64349
>"Shit..." Tracy thinks, as she slowly creeps through the darkness, preparing to dodge the first wave of the oncoming blood-orgy.
>>64350
"Umm.. ugh, okay."
*focuses*


Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64354
"Whooof, whish, swoop, whaff, swish, floooo" whisles as Thez exerts herself.
cy
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64355
64357 64361
Nex\\t is Trump, Snek, Fae, and Tra
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64356
>>64350
"Me not so good at focusing"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64357
64358
>>64355
He does this >>64337

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64358
64359
>>64357
Glowing, radiating with the power of Football, Trump swings and decimates every sequential foe. Vapors and whisps of opponent drift along him like dust, as his attacks render the zone safER

Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64359
64360
>>64358
Praise Elway
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64360
Amidst the barrage, and in the absence of phantoms and phasms, the battlefield - that is, the tower - seems clear
>>64359
Don't get cocky
rjnHI
?
No.64361
64362
[4d20 = 32]
>>64355
Tracy has no idea wtf is going on, but instinctively stabs whatever is ahead of her.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64362
64363
>>64361
At least the last roll should've hit...
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64363
64365
>>64362
Possible crit too.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64364
"Uh so, we gonna attack them?"
>"Yes"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64365
64366
>>64363
What weapon? You said "chain" last round
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64366
>>64365
She's using her sword now.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64367
64369 64370
As Stix readies his bow, as Tracy lunges forward with battle-lust (not my idea Xp), as Trump and Fae and Torcuil and Lenos and Kiyne gradually invade the ambient darkness, a sound issues throughout.
"Youoweusmoney!"
"ThsFUCKINGhuman!"
"ItISthatfuckinghumanISN'Tit!?"
"Thisisallyourfaultyouknpw?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64368
All the while, a whooshing sound resonates and echoes throughout
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64369
>>64367
If the room is evidently cleared, Fae peers out, and walks out towards the stairs
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64370
>>64367
Torc looks like an arrow has been shot in his chest.
"M-my fault?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64371
"I have no idea what I'm doing..." Tracy mumbles as she advances forward, clueless and nervous, but confident in her reflexes.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64372
64373 64375
"Weweresupposedtobesidecharacters!"
"IrrelevantNPCs,"
"ButNO,thisfuckinghuman,"
"NOWLOOKATUS!"
As tje last of the whispering voices finishes, a single solitary figure seems to stand before the bulk of the party, amidst the main area of the tower.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64373
64374
>>64372
*stares awkwardly at figure as faggot tries to make heads or tails of the situation*
"... Eheheh.. Hello.."
3ZTGM
?
No.64374
[4d20 = 61]
>>64373
Before Tracy, dangling from several different length chains, are several otherwise small figures smothered in black leather with a hint of blood throughout. Oh, one of them has their face exposed by hooks. They're all gnomish in height, and there seem to be four of them, who dash off with a chuckle as soon as they're observed
>dice
all 4
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64375
>>64372
>"Torc? Torc?! SNAP OUT OF IT"
Snek slaps Torc across the face
"-IT'S BULLSHIT, I DID NAWT... Oh, Hi Snek"
Torc then notices the strange figure
"Oh"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64376
"What the fuck..?" Is all Tracy can make out before an attack hits her

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64377
64378 64380 64381 64382 64384
So we gonna fight now? Or are we gonna pretend that the creepy almost-gnomes are friends?
Everyone, roll for initiative.
Plz keep in mind visibility is magically minimal, and darkvision is currently negated
eLfii
?
No.64378
[1d20 = 5]
[1d20+6 = 24]
>>64377
ROLLING INITIATIVE!!!
3ZTGM
?
No.64379
[1d20+4 = 21]
[1d20 = 19]

E4WKi
?
No.64380
[1d20 = 15]
>>64377

rZoLl
?
No.64381
64389
[2d20 = 28]
>>64377
Rolling
Highest is Snek
rjnHI
?
No.64382
64385
[1d20+7 = 13]
>>64377
Rolling.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64383
Damn, that's some high AF initiative rolls
UCAK4
?
No.64384
64387
[1d20 = 1]
>>64377
Stix initiative.
Deja vu all over again
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64385
>>64382
Why do I consistently roll 6's on every initiative?!
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64386
Except Stix. Not ur fault, but dude
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64387
>>64384
Rest in peace dude
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64388
64392
So naturally, Stix goes first. The party is beset on all sides by weird-creepy-vaporous wtfe's. Your move?
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64389
64391
>>64381
Eat them.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64390
Now in dealing with creepy-weirds previously, Stix probably knows that the sanctity of the weapon/object/site determines the strength of the opponent, so aside from immdediate zombies he knows that undead want to eat and not get eaten. Thez and Snek to follow
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64391
>>64389
10/10 strategy
UCAK4
?
No.64392
64393
[3d20 = 16]
>>64388
Umm... ok?

“We are surrounded!”
Stix shoots the closest... thing three times with his magic bow
9/9/4 modifiers
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64393
I should also indicate that among the protagonists are 10 targets, in order:
1 Thez
2 Addy
3 Infernius/Stix
4Tracy/Torc
5 Trump
6 Stix
7 Lenos
8 Kiynen
The list is not time-specific, but its close.
>>64392
A rasping sound issues from the darkness, nothing else seeming relevant.
3ZTGM
?
No.64394
[1d20 = 7]
[4d20 = 26]
CGB1> 4x Grapple
Addy> Sunder strike!
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64395
64396
So as something, evident only by a whirling sound for most of the party, yet obviously adversarial, begins to encroach, neither its strikes nor Addy's strikes are successful. Lucky dice on that too. Xp
E4WKi
?
No.64396
[3d20 = 35]
>>64395
Full round attack on the ankle biters
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64397
64398
@ancap
There's 2 above, one ahead, and one back and to the left. All have concealment
rZoLl
?
No.64398
64399
[1d20+11 = 30]
[1d20 = 12]
>>64397
Yes but that's not what I'm asking.
Fuck it.
Snek mlems a couple times to sight his target, then fires.
+11 is the shot, the one without modifiers is the mlem check.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64399
64401
>>64398
Nice shot
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64400
64402 64403
<blam> echoes throughout, as Snek cuts the silence and motion with the sound of a gat. A slow shuffling suggests that something collapsed(ed) followed by a low an reverberating REEEEEE
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64401
>>64399
Very nice shot actually.
The mlem check isn't as good tho...
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64402
>>64400
Oh hey that actually worked
>"I've always wanted to shoot a gnome, you can help me cook him later"
"Fine, this one time"
eLfii
?
No.64403
[3d20 = 24]
[4d20 = 42]
>>64400
Trumpaladin swings at the one ahead, or at least, at the one nearest

"Get out of my tower!"

Add Divine might because like 5 or 4 uses remain today, so why not?

Fae lunges at a different one, perhaps one above if she can reach, and one to the back if she cannot.
rjnHI
?
No.64404
64405
[3d20 = 23]
Tracy makes a full round attack at the nearest creature with her chain.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64405
>>64404
God dammit!
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64406
64408
"...."
"...."
"!!!!"
"REEEEEEEE!!!"
"--EEEEEEEEE--"
"--whooooosh--!"
3ZTGM
?
No.64408
[12d20 = 134]
>>64406
Ahem. Amidst the darkness, only one figure presents its self, which promptly gets skull-capped (thanks Snek). Otherwise, chains dart out from the darkness.
3ZTGM
?
No.64409
[4d4+16 = 27]
[2d4+8 = 16]

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64410
64412
Fae takes damage, Trump takes damage, and <whoof, strike, wrestle> Thez takes damage. Thez is engaged in a grapple.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64411
64413
Infernius and Stix have next move. Visibility is blocked, commotion is evident, and threats are immediate, though not visible.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64412
>>64410
"MRAAAAAAA!"
"Son of a.... That hurt!"
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64413
64414
>>64411
I cast true seeing.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64414
64419
>>64413
Infernius's vision sharpens, to determine that there are 4 humanoid shapes in the mix, one of which is excessively skinny. They seem to be attacking without direct physical involvement.
Stix?
Then Tracy/Torc
Trump
Lenos/Kiynen

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64415
64419
A ruby glint catches Infernius' eye as his spell takes shape, the form darting in a swirl of shadows and detritus.

UCAK4
?
No.64416
64417 64418 64419
[3d20 = 36]
Stix takes another three shots at the closest target.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64417
>>64416
Nice 20.
3ZTGM
?
No.64418
[1d100 = 27]
>>64416
The first arrow flies off wildly but the second <thhhhunk> <SCREEEEEEE> seems to be effective, as is the third, except drawing less of a response.
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64419
64420
>>64416
Good shot
>>64414
>>64415
Can i use my move action as a attack?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64420
64421
A smallish pale figure darts from view as is struck by 2 of Stix' arrows. A low and gradual growl/hiss issues from the darkness.
>>64419
Never can a move be swapped for an attack, only vice verse and in lieu of no other attacks.
rZoLl
?
No.64421
64422 64423
[5d4+5 = 16]
>>64420
Well, I guess Torc can do something now.
He decides to fire some recreation Magic McMissiles trademark pending at the strange humanoid thing.
Rollin damage
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64422
64424 64429
>>64421
He's lucky those aren't attack rolls e_e
https://youtu.be/miomuSGoPzI
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64423
>>64421
>recreation Magic McMissiles
Kek
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64424
64427
>>64422
>1
While entertaining, wtf was that video
>2
If those hadn't had been d4's I would have given up
rjnHI
?
No.64425
64426 64428
[1d20 = 7]
Tracy takes a move action to gain concealment with cloak dance, and a standard action to make an attack towards the creature that Torc just shot balls of light at.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64426
>>64425
Um.. that should be a +24 modifier, with BAB, Dex, and Enhancement bonus..
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64427
64431
>>64424
Chicken attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
Tracy
Trump
Lenos
Kiynen
The opponents have large or complete concealment, excepting the one already hit

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64428
>>64425
Tracy scores a glancing blow, causing minimal but not insignificant damage. The shadows reel with a hissing sound.

Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64429
64432
>>64422
>Druids in a nutshell
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64430
Trump, Lenos, and Kiynen
eLfii
?
No.64431
64432 64433
[3d20 = 36]
>>64427
Trumpaladin uses a quick action to draw out his blackberry, the one he gained from Cardishill, and tweeets out "Recreational McMissiles wand for sale," so as to be the first to make use of the mark "Recreational McMissile" in use and commerce, and so the senior user under trademark law

With his standard action, Trumpaladin casts Dispel Magic in the area of the creatures to end this damn darkness spell

Fae pounces the one that is already in the light
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64432
>>64429
Zozzle
>>64431
Oh come on
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64433
>>64431
>NO SERVICE
The dispel however is effective. For a 60' radius, the darkness vanishes. The ambient darkness begins to encroach, but for the time being, the area around Trump has standard (unobstructed) visibility.

3ZTGM
?
No.64434
[2d20 = 34]
[1d20 = 11]
Fae erswhile, charges after the visible one, in pounce-mode
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64435
64436
... and subsequently noms on a face
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64436
64437
15444__safe_screencap_princess luna_luna eclipsed_adorkable_animated_cute_huzzah_lunabetes_solo.gif
>>64435
Huzzah!
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64437
64438
>>64436
Despite Trump's satisfactory glance/gaze, Lenos and Kiynen both unleash a full-fury breath weapon behind the party. "We don't have time to play GAMES," Lenos insists, in demonically deep-voice, not familiar to the party.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64438
64440
>>64437
Tracy steps forward, making another full round chain-attack at the nearest gnome-thing.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64440
64441
>>64438
Newp. Trump, Lenos, kiynen, Thez, and Addy in rotaion
eLfii
?
No.64441
64442 64443
[4d20 = 63]
>>64440
"DIE. YOU. HOME INVADING BASTARDS!"

Slash Slash Slash Slash
I'm'a use divine might again for +8 damage per hit, even though the number of uses left in the day are depleting fast
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64442
64443
>>64441
Don't use that on gnomes..
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64443
>>64441
I'm gonna say one target took 2 hits, while others took 1 respectively.
>>64442
Uhm this, there's no entertron in this world
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64449
As the pseudo-matirix-flesh-stripped-but-still-stylish-gnomes continue to take assaults from the party, one of which - who looks oddly like Agent Smith, but who sounds like the leader of the gnomish trio,....- says in a groaning voice. "Jesus wept,....."

Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64450
So, what happens next? I thought Lenos/Killy were next, but I'm not sure if that attack consumed their turn.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64452
64453
Okay, on review I kinda nossed the battle order. If anything, its definitely the gnomes and co's turn to attack, when we're all here
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64453
>>64452
present
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64455
64456 64459
Well to start things off, let me take a moment to better describe the CeGnomebytes. None of this would come up in dialogue, so I'll just mention it for posterity.

During George Soros' conquering of the game world, he inevitably came across the gnomes. The Gnomes never work for free, which did not set well with Soros, and what's worse is that they are insanely autistic when it comes to operating, crafting, modifying, etc. magical devices.

... like the Tower.

So Soros turned them into something worse, where they would do his bidding. They still have their original personalities, except now they are in constant and lastingly excruciating pain. Also, they can't control their bodies. So when the Tower was abandoned, Soros set the newly-altered CGB's to commandeer the Tower, such that it could be used for his purposes. Of late, the entertron in particular had been used to allow interested clients from Comet Ping Pong to indulge snuff fantasies and then "fix" the individual who got snuffed. Fun facts.

But anyway, yes. The CGBs are all kinds of disturbingly mangled and contorted. They climb around/along the hanging chains unnaturally, not unlike a spider.
sage
rjnHI
?
No.64456
murderhobos.jpg
>>64455
That sounds disgusting and horrifying.

I want their chains.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64457
Whups. Left sage in the name space.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64458
Of particular note in this case is that - in spite of my drunken GMing last night - none of the CGBs are in range, they're all somewhere along the chains. All dealt damage still applies, but its not going to be as simple as just doing full round attacks.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64459
64460
>>64455
Welp, I'm slightly more tramatized than when we began.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64460
>>64459
That was the idea,....
3ZTGM
?
No.64461
[17d20 = 178]
To get the ball rolling, the CGBs are attacking. First off, Tracy needs to roll a will save, which is the first dice. The rest are attack rolls.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64462
64463 64464 64469
Lucky, Tracy's spiked chain was not taken control of. However, I'm seeing several hits. In fact, I'm seeing Trump, Tracy, Thez (again) and Infernius need to make opposed grapple checks (d20+str).
rjnHI
?
No.64463
[1d20+2 = 19]
>>64462
Roll
eLfii
?
No.64464
64465
[1d20+3 = 22]
>>64462
Rolling

But there should be +17 base attack bonus
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64465
64466
>>64464
Bab is only for the touch attack to start a grapple.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64466
64468
1519523051098.png
>>64465
And Tracy has 13 strength, not 14. So a +1, not a +2
3ZTGM
?
No.64467
64468
[1d20+7 = 15]
[4d20+5 = 50]

Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64468
>>64466
Ah
>>64467
If I beat the grapple, can Tracy roll to yank the chain towards her?
1uaV9
?
No.64469
64470
[1d20+16 = 32]
>>64462

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64470
64471
>>64469
Yours is moot, he rolled a 1
Everyone passed, except Trump. There is a barbed blade sticking out of his arm now
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64471
64472
>>64470
Can Tracy counter-grapple by pulling the chain?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64472
64473 64477
>>64471
Pulling does no good. The gnomes aren't actually swinging/attacking with the chains, they're controlling them. The chains are still secured to the ceiling somewhere. Thez maintains a ready stance, prepared to attack any attack that comes near Addy. The dispelled area of darkness around the party shrinks to a 30' sphere, and the gnomes again have concealment.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64473
64475
>>64472
With his other arm, can Trumpaladin attempt to sever the chain barbed to him with Suigoto?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64474
64476 64477
Addy however, whispers at Thez, "Why aren't you doing anything? You could skull-fuck these guys." which draws her a stern look.
Infernius/Stix' turn, followed by Tracy/Torcuil, then Trump (if they survive that long)

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64475
>>64473
On his turn, yes
UCAK4
?
No.64476
64478
[3d20 = 23]
>>64474
“Is at first you succeeded in making a shot in the dark... I guess keep at it.”
Stix launches another volley of three arrows at the next target.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64477
64478 64482
>>64472
>>64474
I summon a couatl with a stahlhelm on.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64478
64479 64480 64481
>>64476
Unsuccessful, gud try tho. Incidentally, we were talking and there's several useful options for nonconventional arrows that Stix will want to look into later.
>>64477
With a what now?
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64479
>>64478
>>64478
A Stahlhelm is the standard German issue helmet since late WW1
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64480
M40.JPG
>>64478

Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64481
950667d1459707150-heer-m40-et62-lot-1263-stahlhelm-1-m40-et-62-german-helmet-425.jpg
>>64478

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64482
64483 64484
>>64477
Alright, a Couatl by the name of Quetzal appears in a display of magical fireworks n shit.
"Technically, you should be summoning a CG creature rather than a LG one, but Hitler's okay with it." The giant flying serpent quips.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64483
>>64482
Muh sides
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64484
64485
>>64482
"Hope your hungry for demonic gnomes"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64485
64486
>>64484
Q> "I wouldn't say hungry, but I'm all out of bubblegum,...."
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64486
64488
>>64485
"Digest them,they let pedophiles rape kids to death then they revived them to start the process over."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64487
Tracy uses a move action to gain concealment with Cloak Dance, and a standard action to cast daylight on one of the chains leading towards the creatures with her Hand of Glory.
"I didn't come here to chase midgets in the dark!" she hisses, frustrated by the gnome's concealment.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64488
64490
>>64486
"Now who's the one with the vore fetish?"
Trumpaladin quips
rZoLl
?
No.64489
[17d6 = 74]
For the 6 gorillianth time, Torcuil makes a Mike Pence joke while casting an electric spell...

How shocking...

Anyway, Torc casts Chain Lightning on the gnome demons, targeting one and designating the others as secondary targets.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64490
64491 64492 64493
>>64488
*displays flacid benis*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64491
>>64490
"Oi, put that shit away before the children see it"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64492
64495
>>64490
"Put that away!"
A>"Mom, is dad a weirdo?"
C>"This guy summoned me?"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64493
64494 64495 64496
>>64490
"'bettin' that won't be so flacid if the gnomes get eaten right in front of you"
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64494
>>64493
>"Remember to never let me eat anything in front of these guys"
"I'll try"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64495
>>64492
"Oops"
To Q "the paladin made me do it."
>>64493
"We will hear a metallic thud from you if we see it."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64496
64498
>>64493
"Flashy.." Tracy says with an exasperated sigh
"Can we all talk about our kinks after we kill-off the home invaders?" she continues, scouring the darkness for any other signs of movement.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64497
64503
Now here's the thing about chain lightning. I looked over the specs. Since they're all connected to the chain, they all take initial AND secondary damage
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64498
64499
>>64496
"MY ARM HAS BEEN IMPALED BY A CHAIN! What do you want me to do but talk?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64499
>>64498
F
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64501
64503
... including Trump
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64502
64504
Trump will need to roll a Fortitude save
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64503
64505
>>64497
>Zozzling intensifies
>>64501
>Jazz music stops
Now might be a good time to list reasons why I shouldn't be banned and Torc shouldn't be killed
eLfii
?
No.64504
64506 64507 64509
[1d20+21 = 40]
>>64502
Rolling
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64505
64506 64508 64511
>>64503
Fae is still alive
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64506
>>64504
I would say he passed
>>64505
Plz not again
"Fuck"
>"I'll prepare the funeral and obituary"
"I'm sure we can bring him back"
Snek then turns and mlems at Torc a couple times
>"I meant for you you fucking idiot"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64507
64509 64510 64511 64518
>>64504
Okay good. Highly singed, but still quite alive (with very few HP remaining) Trump will be involuntarily twitching for some time, but he's not dead. The Gnomes,... they didn't make it.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64508
64510
>>64505
Let's not waste any more spell slots.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64509
>>64507
>>64504
*cure critical wounds*
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64510
64512 64513 64515
>>64508
Fae uses fangs and claws, not spells

>>64507
If my character can't go after males anymore I am going to be pissed
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64511
>>64507
>>64505
*licks Brad all over to make him feel better*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64512
>>64510
I mean healing spells.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64513
64516
>>64510
Wait, wut?
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64515
64516
>>64510
What?
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64516
>>64515
>>64513
It's a Pence meme. He doesn't want to
be cured of his chronic faggotry.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64517
64519
>keking subsides
Alright. With the sound of a rattling of chains, three distinct thuds occur around the perimeter of the pyramid structure. Slowly the darkness dissipates, revealing the upper area of the tower, which has been covered in all sorts of weird tubes and giant wires, not to mention the piles of chains hanging everywhere.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64518
>>64507
After covering Brad in burn-curing saliva, Tracy walks up to one of the corpses and inspects it.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64519
64522 64526
>>64517
I shove them in my bag.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64520
"Oh would you look at the time, Mr. Snek and I have to go do something"
>"No we don't"
>Kick
The Sorcerer runs like a gnome who reports on YouTube drama and Snek sighs before following close behind
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64521
64523 64525
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee exudes from Trumpaladin as the barb is removed by Fae, and maybe Stix, and Fae sets him on her back
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64522
64525
>>64519
"Hey, wait. I didn't even get to see what they looked like."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64523
64524
>>64521
*licking intensifies*
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64524
64530
>>64523
*is licked by Tracy Apparently*
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64525
64528
>>64521
*cure critical wounds*
>>64522
"Trust me you dont wanna."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64526
64527
>>64519
C> Cast Cure Moderate Wounds on Trump until fully healed
"So, was there anything more you needed from me?
As he says this, a whooshing sound, that same whooshing sound that was there all along, increases, and sounds to be coming closer, from the base of the stairs.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64527
>>64526
"There are more enemies around no doubt."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64528
>>64525
"Reeee! I'll be the judge of that!" Cries the criminal body-snatcher.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64529
"By the way, what the fuck is that whooshing sound? Do we need to call an AC repairman?"
rZoLl
?
No.64530
64531 64533
[1d20+28 = 43]
>>64524
"I'm sorry, I stumbled while casting the spell and it hit you too. I swear it was a complete accident, and I am deeply sorry"
Did someone say Bluff Check? Of course, cause I did
eLfii
?
No.64531
64532
[1d20+27 = 30]
>>64530
*Stares*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64532
64535 64536
>>64531
>Jazz music resumes
>Keking intensifies
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64533
64534 64551 64554
bones.jpg
pinhead_by_photosynthetique-d2y9tzd.jpg
Whoooosh
Upon the party turning to look, which I would assume they might, at the base of the staircase stands bones. Except, well, he's a little different.
With all those nails in his face, he can't >doot anymore. He's charging up the stairs now.
>>64530
+28?

Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64534
>>64533
20 ranks in the skill, 5 from Cha, 3 from a snake familiar
"Uh, is that a skeleton with nails in his face?"
eLfii
?
No.64535
64537 64547
[3d20 = 23]
>>64532
Fae Pounces the Sorcerer of Lightning, who stands in the shadows

20/18/18
UCAK4
?
No.64536
64537 64547
[3d20 = 49]
>>64532
Stix shoots three arrows at the clearly guilty sorcerer of lightning.
You don’t bluff only one player and expect to get away with it.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64537
64541
>>64535
Fuck you
>>64536
And fuck you in particular

AC is 24
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64538
64540 64541
"Uhm guys? Could you kill him later?"
Anonymous
DA3qY
?
No.64539
64543
*lenos casts force cage around fae and stix*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64540
64542
>>64538
"Oh no it's fine, I'm quite used to it at this point"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64541
64543
>>64537
Fae:
"Oh I'm sorry. I thought you were an enemy"

>>64538
"Then it would be premeditated"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64542
64554 64557
TORCUIL GOT RAPED.gif
>>64540
You've got to admit this whole thing has been pretty funny
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64543
64546
>>64541
Fae's int must be lower than Infernius'
Sorry, did you guys hear something?
>>64539
At least someone isn't being a dickhead to poor Torc
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64544
64546
Meanwhile, Bones is attacking,....
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64545
FUCKING POWER OUTAGES!!! I hate this state's shitty infrastructure.
"REeeee! What'd they do to my butler!?"
eLfii
?
No.64546
64548
[1d20+6 = 10]
>>64543
Takes more than a 16 apparently

>>64544
OH SHIT! TURN UNDEAD!
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64547
64549
>>64536
>>64535
HEALING SLOTS!!!

And he beat you in that bluff
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64548
64550
>>64546
REEEE Don't destroy my skeleton!
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64549
>>64547
He beat Trumpaladin

I've still got Lay of hands points left, calm down
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64550
64552
>>64548
You don't have blackguard powers anymore right?

Besides, Tracy needs to lose something in this timeline to give her incentive to go back in time
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64551
64553
>>64533
Tracy attempts to trip Mr, Bones with her chain, seeing as how he was a 1 HD skeleton last time she met him.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64552
>>64550
Save those slots for when you need them.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64553
64555 64558
>>64551
No, Trump very clearly turned him. He would blow up quite quickly and effortlessly
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64554
>>64533
>>64542
"Reeeeee bones!"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64555
64559
>>64553
"WHY?!" Tracy screams, clearly upset
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64556
Trumpaladin heals the poor wounded Sorcerer with Lay of Hands points
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64557
>>64542
Ill be finding spliting fae in half later hilarious.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64558
64559
>>64553
Wait, THAT'S what turning does?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64559
64560 64564
>>64555
"And what would you have done? Reasoned with him? Like the Gnomes? This isn't our world anymore. That's why we're doing this."
>>64558
Depends on the circumstances. In this case, he's high enough of a level that destroying a 1hd undead would be simple
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64560
64562 64563
Tracy sweeps up the remains of her butler in a little pile, her lip quivering.
>>64559
Tracy just hangs her head, still clearly upset.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64561
64566
So, wait, why did Fae attack Torc?
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64562
>>64560
"Me will miss him too tracy."
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64563
64565
>>64560
"I'm sorry little pony"
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64564
>>64559
Huh, well now I actually know what turning is
"So are we gonna investigate that noise without killing any sorcerers first?"
>"Weakling"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64565
64568
I was going to tie him up and throw him in the bag.
>>64563
"... I didn't even get to say hello..."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64566
64569
>>64561
Cause I bluffed Trump so he wouldn't kill me, then Stix decided to attack too.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64567
64573
Thez departs for the rooms, intent on locating her device
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64568
64574
>>64565
"And I never got to say goodbye to so many of my people. I hope you see why we must go back"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64569
64575
>>64566
Why did Stix attack?
Anonymous
DA3qY
?
No.64570
64572
*lenos heads for the control room to get the tower opperating right*
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64572
64576
>>64570
He's already pretty much there, the gnome fight was on the stairs leading to the controls.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64573
>>64567
"Hey, let me come!"
Torc runs after Thez
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64574
>>64568
Tracy just sits there brooding, not at all feeling better.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64575
>>64569
I want to kill someone too...
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64576
64580
>>64572
"Hey addy how are you? Are you ok?"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64577
Fae grabs stix, and Trumpaladin calls her, Warping the two through dimensions and to Trumpaladin's side
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64578
64580 64581
Tracy marches off to the lower parts of the tower in fumes, deciding it's better to check the area for any other potential enemies or friends...
Anonymous
DA3qY
?
No.64579
With the force cage now being empty lenos dismisses it
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64580
64582 64583
>>64576
A>"Sure! This is the first time I've been anywhere!" she says spinning in a circle.
Thez emerges a few moments later, bearing a strange small stone archway covered in runes.
>>64578
Tracy, as she's wandering, can hear voices in argument coming from below, in the direction of the Entertron.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64581
>>64578
She heads down towards the forge, checking the rooms on her way there, still carrying her little bag of bones.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64582
64584
>>64580
"Come here"
*casts cats grace on addy*
rjnHI
?
No.64583
64584
[1d20+25 = 35]
>>64580
Tracy sneaks towards the noise, still angry, but focused.
Rolling to Sneak.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64584
64585 64586
media_spotlight58.jpg
>>64582
A>"Neat!" Addy hides and then appears and then hides again.
>>64583
As she enters the medical area, Tracy sees two humans, one really slender and one rather fat. There's a number of dull-faced children standing around.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64585
64588
>>64584
Trumpaladin will climb up to the mini mall, since thez mentioned something about a teleporter in that area a long time ago
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64586
>>64584
"Oh, just what I needed.." Tracy says gritting her teeth, her bag of bones clenched in her claws.
Tracy decides to listen for a few seconds to see what the argument is about before painting the walls red.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64587
Torc and Snek wander around, hoping to stumble upon something important
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64588
64594
>>64585
Thez has already acquired that, and I think you mean "head down" to the mall. As he heads that way, he hears the same argument, and sees Tracy further on, clearly in sneak mode. She casts him a discouraging glare.


Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64589
64590
Holy shit, it took all my self restraint not to kill those freaks on sight.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64590
64591 64595
>>64589
"Hi Tracy! Sorry about the bone thing"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64591
64594
>>64590
*air temperature noticeably drops , as cold wind rushes from across the room*
>"Turn around. I'm busy"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64593
>>64592
>"Stuff." she beams, since the emp link doesn't allow for specificity
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64594
>>64588
Trumpaladin advances forward

>>64591
>"suit yourself"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64595
64596 64597 64598
>>64590
The argument in the next room stops suddenly. A few whispers issue from, but the individuals in question seem to have been alerted to your presence.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64596
>>64595
Dammit!
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64597
>>64595
Did she hear anything?
Seeing cover has been blown, Tracy readies her crossbow to snipe one of the faggots before they're alerted of her presence.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64598
64599 64600
>>64595
"Hello. May I ask what you are doing in my tower?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64599
>>64598
Oh come on.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64600
64601 64602 64604
>>64598
"Yooouuuuuurrrrr?" The skinny one says. The larger one smacks his lips, his eyes darting to the children.

Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64601
64606
>>64600
I walk over to the door way.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64602
64603
>>64600
"Nevermind. Who are you?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64603
64606 64608
>>64602
The two exchange glances, sizing Trump up. "What an odd question. You CLEARLY don't belong here!" Their bodies distort into more crazy tentacle monsters.
rjnHI
?
No.64604
64605 64606 64607
[1d20+21 = 22]
>>64600
Tracy pegs him in the head from concealment with her crossbow, really out of frustration more than anything else.

Then she leaves.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64605
>>64604
"REEEEEEE!!!"
Tracy lets out a shriek, blowing her own cover
"Just fuck my luck today!"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64606
64607 64608
>>64603
"GAH!!!!"

>>64601
"INFERNIUS! Thank God, Elway, Hitler and the Allied War Council you are here!"

>>64604
You have flanking. Stahp
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64607
64609
>>64604
>>64606
I didn't mean to include the part where she leaves.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64608
64609
>>64606
>>64603
"What in hitler name is voing on over here?"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64609
64611 64613
>>64608
"These Two men don't know who I am!

Also they just turned into anime porn monsters"

>>64607
>"Good Pony. Stay here"
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64610
"Uh where did everyone go?"
>"You have no self-awareness, do you?"
"Nope"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64611
64612
>>64609
Tracy trots off, trailing specks of blood.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64612
64615
>>64611
[unintelligible grumbles about being the worst week (15 years) since the season 2 finale]
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64613
>>64609
"Son of bitch! Uh burn them!"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64614
64616 64617
Okay to be honest I just threw the Podesta's in there for some blatant murder. Its not supposed to be a fight, just a general beat-down and later torture like Alefantis. So yes, hurry up and dispose of them.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64615
>>64612
Tracy heads down to the forge, going about her business checking the rooms on the way.
eLfii
?
No.64616
[4d20 = 48]
>>64614
Slashes!
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64617
64618 64622
>>64614
Into the sack they go
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64618
64619
>>64617
That's a big fucking sack dude...
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64619
64620 64621
>>64618
Sack of later rape
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64620
>>64619
This made me kek
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64621
>>64619
Just don't let it weigh you down.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64622
64632
>>64617
"That's... just.... Why do you want to keep that?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64623
64624 64626
Alright. The tower is now - as Tracy is determining - clear of any further intruders, threats, etc.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64624
64625
>>64623
How's the forge and the rest of the place look? Did they touch all of our stuff?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64625
64627
>>64624
The place is ransacked
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64626
>>64623
Detect Evil doesn't work on Thez any more right? Find Thez
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64627
>>64625
*seething intensifies*
Tracy paces around the tower for a bit, trying to blow off some steam.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64628
64630
Back on the dais, Thez is inspecting her doorway-looking device, while Addy climbs along the chains.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64629
64631 64632
I'm gonna be honest, I have no fucking idea what the hell Torc is doing at this point.
First he was supposed to be following Thez, then I think he's wandering around but I haven't heard shit.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64630
64633 64636
>>64628
Probably only after wandering around the tower yelling "THEZ!" for ten minutes, Trumpaladin walks upon Thez

"Hello, you say you have a gateway to hell in here?

Before we go, should we rest or craft anything for the new pony adventurer?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64631
64641
>>64629
He would be still afaik. There's nothing else going on in the tower outside player actions. The library is torn apart, the mess area is,... a mess. The whole place looks like it got raided by the DEA. Thez is trying to figure out how to make the device work, and failing miserably.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64632
64634 64635
>>64629
"Hey wanna torture some child rapists?"
>>64622
"To keep jews that hurt kids in"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64633
64635 64640
>>64630
"The forge is a wreck. No crafting tonight!" Tracy shouts from across the tower
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64634
64638
>>64632
"COUNT ME IN"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64635
64637 64642
1289717__safe_artist-colon-pencils_edit_princess celestia_oc_oc-colon-padlock_choker_clerical robes_comic_comic-colon-anon's pie adventure_cropped_di (3).png
>>64632
"Can't you like flush it down a toliet? It already smells bad and is going to smell worse"

>>64633
"Awww. Maybe just a teeny little bit of crafting?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64636
64639 64644
>>64630
"Yeah, this thing. Its supposed to be a direct portal for objects of mundane size." Remember that time she called in a favor? "But I don't know how to make it work when the other side isn't active."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64637
64639
>>64635
"When you learn to create tools out of thin air!" Echoes the voice
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64638
64644
>>64634
"Ok you get second crack"
*slams bag against wall*
*opens bag and pours them on the floor*
"Take your pick"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64639
64645
>>64636
"Uh, were you getting a favor from a friend in the Abyss?"

>>64637
"Well I was asking Thez"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64640
64643
>>64633
There is one thing of note however. That mace that was soaking in blood,....
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64641
64670
>>64631
After sulking across the tower for a few minutes, Tracy puts on a presentable-face and busies herself wiping the blood off of those expressionless kids.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64642
64645
>>64635
"No sorry me need it, but me will wash it in river later."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64643
64649
>>64640
*faggot ears perk*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64644
64651
>>64636
"I CAN TRY CALLING IN A FAVOR THEZ, JUST GIVE ME A MOMENT"
>>64638
Torc picks the runt of the litter and-
(USER'S POST WAS CENSORED FOR CONTAINING GRUESOME SHIT)
Torc then realizes he's gonna need a new outfit...
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64645
64651 64654
>>64639
"No, I was getting it from my brother, in hell," she says frustrated. "But that's not gonna happen. Fug. FUG!"
>>64642
>"I need your help"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64646
64647 64648 64651 64654
pali
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64647
>>64646
din
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64648
64650
>>64646
Checking those sweet digits
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64649
>>64643
It was only soaking for 53 times the recommended duration...
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64650
64652
>>64648
Now the mace is still in the vat, but the vat is empty except for some drops of dried blood stained to the side. The mace its self has taken on a matte blood hue and appearance, and there's something,... off about it.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64651
64653
>>64646
Checked
>>64645
">with what?"
>>64644
"Torc you have ice pick me feel like lobotomizing this one."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64652
64661
1395628781933.jpg
>>64650
Tracy reaches out to grab it, because why wouldn't she?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64653
64655 64664
>>64651
>"I can't get this damn... stupid... thing... to work...."
Infernius gets the impression she's hitting the thing.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64654
64656
>>64646
Nice digits friend
>>64645
"HOLD ON THEZ"
Torc then hands a small piece of paper, containing a note to Death on it, to the dying kike at his feet
"Do something useful for once, and deliver this to the Grim Reaper for me."
Torc then walks towards the area where Thez and Trump are
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64655
>>64653
">Uh ok me dont know if me will be much help. But me on the way."
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64656
64657
>>64654
*puts living kiddie diddler in the sack of later raping*
"Hey come on, thez need help."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64657
64658
>>64656
"No no no, he needs to die. I wanna see if I can get notes to Death like that"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64658
64659
>>64657
"Fine just make it painful."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64659
64660
>>64658
"K"
>Point blank shot to the forehead
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64660
64663
>>64659
Nice try, but Death only collects souls that need to be weighed and balanced. Those lot are pretty much set.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64661
64662 64665
>>64652
*poke poke*
Tracy knows nothing about magick items. Muind she made this one because it was the only one in the catalog that doesn't require spells.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64662
>>64661
"It should be done by now... Fuck, I forgot what it's supposed to do.."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64663
>>64660
SHIT
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64664
64667
>>64653
*walks up to the dais*
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64665
64666
>>64661
Roll a will save
rjnHI
?
No.64666
64667
[1d20+6 = 16]
>>64665
Rollin'
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64667
64668 64670 64672 64673
>>64664
Upon returning to the dais, he finds Thez on her hands and knees, almost in tears at her frustration. "It has to work. Somehow it has to. Its some type of planar gate, but I can't operate it. Milo always kept it up so I never learned how."
>>64666
K, she's fine.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64668
64669
>>64667
"Do you mean Milo the Great?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64669
>>64668
"Oh he would sure say so, but I don't think we're talking about the same Milo."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64670
64671
>>64667
"Hmm.. It doesn't look magical too me.. Love the color though."

Feeling a bit better, having acquired something, Tracy tucks the mace in her bag and trots off. She then goes to see those kids as mentioned in >>64641
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64671
64675
>>64670
H-how bad are they..?
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64672
64674 64675
>>64667
*puts hand on thezs shoulder*
"Its ok thez me can get this working. Stop crying k? Me hate to see you cry."
*casts miracle*
"Adolf me pray that you help us, me pray you let this machine work."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64673
>>64667
"Thez, do you mind if Snek and I check it out?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64674
22.jpg
>>64672
H E I L
E
I
L
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64675
64676 64677
>>64671
How do you think? They just got brought back to life again by (((them)))
>>64672
That'll work. As Infernius beckons to Hitler, the symbols begin to glow. Arcs of energy dance between them, glowing ever brighter along the surface of the runes. Eventually, in a swirl of energy not unlike a toilet flushing, the gate opens revealing a pile of rubble, some of which spills through onto the dais.
"It... it worked!" Thez' relief is quite evident. Addy is hanging upside down from some of the chains. "Wooooooow!" she exclaims.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64676
64681
>>64675
Tracy just sits there, wiping the blood off of their faces one by one, silent and somber.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64677
>>64675
"Thats the power of hitler addy."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64678
64683
"So now that that's done," Thez says, still relieved "We just need to be small enough to fit safely through. It wasn't intended for people to use, cuz it was made during the travel ban."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64679
64680 64682 64684
Did I mention the door is only 3' tall?
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64680
>>64679
"Well this should be fun"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64681
64682 64689
>>64676
Tracy could fit through...

Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64682
>>64681
>>64679

Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64683
64689
>>64678
"Can you place it on it's side so we can step over it and fall down it?"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64684
64686
>>64679
*crawls*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64686
>>64684
No way you fit through it.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64687
64688
>>64685
He's not that fat!
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64688
>>64687
Well, he would at least have to take off the armor.
I was referring to Infernius though.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64689
64691
>>64681
In brownie form, Lenos could walk through it without stooping.
>>64683
"We,... could,... try? I don't think there's any way Infernius is getting through in his form. Also, you two should probably revert to humanoid shape, at least for the moment."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64690
That at Lenos and Kiynen
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64691
64692 64693
>>64689
*pickle inis!*
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64692
64694
>>64691
Could you cast something useful like Dimension Gate so we could have a separate portal?
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64693
64696
>>64691
Reeee stop using up all your 9th level slots.
One of those could've been Gate..
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64694
>>64692
I thought of that, but Tracy wasn't in the room, and there was no way for her to know what that spell was.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64695
I'm sure the skinny NEET could make it through
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64696
64697 64699
>>64693
That's actually what I was expecting him to cast, but w/e
"We should rest. You guys have cast a number of spells," she says to those in question, "And your duration ran out long ago." she says to Quetzal.
Q>"Oh, shit. My bad." and he vanishes with a poof.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64697
>>64696
Infernius's response was appropriate for what his character knew.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64698
In the mean time, Tracy is still nursing those kids in the entertron, although it may be an exercise in futility.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64699
64700 64702
>>64696
"I can't fight anymore today, I know that...
Soros knows what we're doing, doesn't he?"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64700
>>64699
"Probably since me piss on his guys."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64701
I kind of think she might experiment with throwing a bone chip in the entertron, but I don't actually want to see a living Mr. Bones...
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64702
64703 64706
>>64699
"I doubt it, to be honest. He controls this world, but his throne is in the abyss. As far as he's concerned - and there's little arguing the point - I'm, well we're the only loose end that needs tying up. He has armies for that."
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64703
64705
>>64702
"So you mean to say that we'd know already if he knew what we were up to?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64704
*puts clothes on kids*
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64705
64708
>>64703
"Without a doubt."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64706
64707 64708
>>64702
"I say we rest for the night and take the highway to hell in the morning then"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64707
64709
>>64706
"I agree."
Technically, the party can rest while discussing
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64708
64710 64712 64714
>>64705
"Well...... I guess that is comforting"

"Any chance you could make a bow or something for the Stix pony?"
>>64706
"I agree. I am spent"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64709
64713
>>64707
How many kids are there?
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64710
64711 64713
>>64708
Doesn't he have Bob?
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64711
>>64710
He does, but there are options
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64712
>>64708
"I can help make stuff"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64713
64716
>>64709
I'll go with 13.
>>64710
I thought so, I've been giving him the enhancement bonus,.... Thez begins grabbing the immediate stones from around the other side of the portal and placing them aside. After a few moments of this, a 'sky' of blood red peeks through between the remaining stones. "Hmmm. It looks like the portal exit is on its side."
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64714
64715
>>64708
"Has anyone been to port barry?"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64715
64717 64718
>>64714
"Yes... I did"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64716
64723
>>64713
How are they reacting? Are they recoiling in fear, or are they that mindfucked?

Tracy lies down in the center of the room sadly, full hoers-sized.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64717
64719
>>64715
Thez stops for a moment. "Then you saw them," she says shamefully.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64718
64719
>>64715
"How bad was it?"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64719
64722
>>64717
"Yes, I did...."

>>64718
"Bad enough it's best not to tell you before you need to get some sleep"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64720
64721
Shouldn't he entertron's Resurrection restore previously-undead creatures to the creatures they were in life?
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64721
>>64720
I know Raise Dead doesn't work, but my source says resurrection does.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64722
64724
>>64719
"Okay but tell me when we wake up."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64723
64725 64747
>>64716
For the most part yeah. The children look around, not really comprehending what is happening. They've been conditioned to not respond to the situations they find themselves in. As Tracy moves to step away however, one of them grabs and holds her mane. Its a little girl, and she looks at Tracy with an emotionless expression, but she doesn't let go.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64724
64729
>>64722
"You'll know soon enough. It'll motivate you to kill every last one of those sons a bitches"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64725
64747
>>64723
Tracy stops and turns toward the girl slowly, not saying a word, but leaning down next to her.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64726
64727 64728
Thez continues to remove rubble from around the gate, so that the doorway is clear. "Since its on its side, we'll have to be careful going through. As soon as we cross the threshold fully, gravity will take effect and pull us right back through. Do NOT touch the sides of the gate!"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64727
>>64726
That sounds like it'll take a dexterity check..
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64728
64730
>>64726
"Can we like use bubble wrap or something to keep the sides from touching? It's going to be hard to go all the way through without touching the sides"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64729
>>64724
"Me try to not think about it for now."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64730
64731 64733 64734
>>64728
Thez grabs one of the rocks and holds it halfway through the gate. She then draws her arm toward the side, and as the rock makes contact with the edge it's cut cleanly in half.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64731
ap,550x550,16x12,1,transparent,t.u4.png
>>64730

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64732
64734 64735
"Portals make blades like Vandereim look like a wooden spoon."
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64733
>>64730
"Lovely"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64734
>>64732
>>64730
"Uh"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64735
64736 64737
>>64732
I want one...

I'll figure out a way to use it...
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64736
>>64735
>likes super-edgy things
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64737
64738
>>64735
Tracy gets a rock
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64738
64739
>>64737
What kind of rock?
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64739
64741
>>64738
A Stone of Wanting
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64740
Volcanic
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64741
64742 64743
>>64739
*Makes not to collect 6 more stones*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64742
>>64741
*note
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64743
64744
>>64741
6 more?
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64744
64746
3158641712_1_4_DLNzDb7C.gif
>>64743
Half-assed reference.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64745
64746
Well, Tracy probably won't leave that room for the rest of the night, unless she finds a miracle way to bring her birds inside.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64746
64748 64750
>>64744
O gawd. So while the party rests, Thez places her mask on and adopts the appearance of the creepy-weird evil-looking thing that Stix first met her as.
>>64745
"I'll take care of that," she says as she <whoooof> . . . . <whoooof> reappears, with Birbs,... who rather like the addition of chains to climb around on.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64747
64748 64752
>>64723
>>64725
Tracy lays down quietly, as if to go to sleep, pulling a blanket out of her bag to spread beneath her.
blanket is actually just a quilt stitched from clothes of GM's dead coworkers, because I never actually put a blanket in her bag.
"~Yay!"
>did not realize the tower was big enough for them
"Sammy, Bunny, come over here." Tracy calls out, beckoning towards the entertron.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64748
>>64746
>>64747

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64749
64750 64751
Returning to the portal, she sticks her head through. "I thought so," she says, pulling her head back out. "The portal is lying in the ruins of the house of Thez. We won't have to travel far to get to our destination."
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64750
64752
>>64749
>>64746
"So no cuddling?"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64751
64752
>>64749
"The House of Thez is Ruined? How does that affect our plans?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64752
64753 64754 64758
>>64747
The pyramid section is, as well as the holodeck. Getting them from point to point is a little trickier, outside of teleport hax.
>>64750
At first the question seems to confuse her, but then it dawns on her what he's talking about. She starts chuckling, then laughing, until she's almost in tears for different reasons. Wiping her eyes as she finishes, she looks at him, not looking dreadfully serious for the first time since the party arrived. "Thanks, I needed that."
>>64751
"It doesn't, the destruction of the house has long been known to me. That's not where we're going."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64753
64757
>>64752
The entertron is in the pyramid section, right?

Btw, what'd those freaks do to the Elway statue? Does it still work?
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64754
64755
>>64752
"Where are we going exactly?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64755
64756
>>64754
"House Bogdanoff."
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64756
64759
>>64755
"Didn't you say Soros attacked them? I remember you mentioned them before"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64757
>>64753
*dusts off pedestal out of politeness*
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64758
64760
>>64752
"You cute when you laugh ana."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64759
64763
>>64756
"Attacked? No, they made an agreement. Soros gets to keep the game world and the abyss, while the house of Bogdanoff rules all the levels of Baator."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64760
64764
>>64758
"Thanks. I can't remember the last time I laughed out loud," she punches him playfully in the arm.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64761
64762
*contemplates assembling fluffpile for entire party, but feels biologically obligated to stay and watch over kids*
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64762
64765
>>64761
She could lead them to where the rest of the party is,....
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64763
64766
>>64759
"That sounds.... Bad. What do we need from Bogdanoff?"
1uaV9
?
No.64764
64766
[1d20 = 19]
>>64760
*Headlock*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64765
>>64762
I guess so.
Not knowing what else to do, Tracy gently herds the broken children towards the rest of the group
"I found another dozen..." Tracy says lowly, choking in disgust
3ZTGM
?
No.64766
64767 64771
[1d20 = 17]
>>64764
"Oh you turd!"
>>64763
"Just... his... head," she says, struggling with Infernius.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64767
>>64766
*noogies playfully*
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64768
64769 64770
As Tracy enters the room, a look crosses Thez' face. She looks at Infernius, kisses him on the nose and says, "I'll be right back. Oh, probably should take this off,...." she says pulling her mask off, before <whooof> . . . . <whooof> appearing with the rest of the children (it would take more than one trip, but since its non combat I'll just say "brings 'em all").
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64769
64770
>>64768
*is standing in herd of children, looking confused an flushed*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64770
64772
>>64768
>>64769
"Wh-what'll we do with them all..?" Tracy says, her eyes darting across the crowd
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64771
64772
>>64766
"What can we do with the Bogdanoff's head?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64772
64773 64781
>>64770
"For now, we stay with them I guess. They can't come with us, but at least here they won't get,... "picked up"."
>>64771
"If I can take his head, I can take his throne. With the full power and weight and authority as sovereign of hell, I can send you all back."
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64773
64774
>>64772
"Is taking the throne of Hell as simple as killing its King?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64774
64775 64776
>>64773
"For a head of household, yes."
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64775
>>64774
"Alrighty then. So how do we do it?"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64776
64777
>>64774
"You duel him?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64777
64778 64779
>>64776
"Exactly. Only a head of household can challenge the throne, and whoever holds it can't deny a challenge. I had thought about trying it before you all showed up, but in order to do so," her eyes drift toward Addy, who is playing with birbs, "I would have had to reveal her."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64778
64780 64782
>>64777
>only a head can challenge
"Wasn't your household destroyed though?" Tracy asks, not knowing a single thing about Infernal politics
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64779
64784 64786 64788
>>64777
"You let all of this happen for the sake of one child?"
Trumpaladin asks, lacking any sort of etiquette
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64780
64782
>>64778
"And what happens if a head is killed by someone who isn't another head? Does the organization just collapse?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64781
>>64772
*looks sadly at children*
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64782
64783 64787
>>64778
"The building, and almost the entire household, yes. All that's left is me, and Addy, and him," she says, her eyes drifting to Infernius.
>>64780
"It honestly hasn't ever come up."
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64783
64785
>>64782
"I am glad there is something left to you"
Trumpaladin says with a hint of bitterness
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64784
>>64779
*glare*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64785
64790
>>64783
*rubs against back*
"Our household is safe for now, Flashy..."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64786
64788 64790
>>64779
She cocks her head, weighing his words. "What would you have done?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64787
64789
>>64782
>never come up
"Sounds like an awfully rigid place.."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64788
64792
>>64786
>>64779
Tracy also looks towards Brad, staring directly at him
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64789
64791
>>64787
"Its hell, its the geographical embodiment of order and evil."
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64790
64793 64794
>>64786
"Taken on Bogdanoff. Gotten my city back, mine and everyone else's that hasn't been so lucky these years"

>>64785
*pets head*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64791
>>64789
"Hmm.. I've never been, but it sounds.. Interesting.."
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64792
>>64788
"What?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64793
64796
>>64790
"Well, we're making up for lost time then," she replies with a sigh, a bit of ironic emphasis on "lost time".
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64794
64795 64796
>>64790
"B-but what if I had to give birth in the middle of it, and couldn't travel as easily? I'd follow you to Hell in a heartbeat, but I'd have a baby to protect..." Tracy says nervously
"Thez had a baby girl to take care of. She couldn't risk taking on something like that.. not alone that is.."
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64795
64797 64801
>>64794
"This, she smart brad."
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64796
64798 64801
>>64793
"Very well then.

What is 'Balaator'?"

>>64794
*pets head again*
"Don't be silly, you've many months until you are due."
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64797
64800
>>64795
"The sake of the many above the sake of the one"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64798
64799
>>64796
"The Nine Hells of Baator" as its officially known."
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64799
64802
>>64798
"So he has all nine? Where is Soros from? The chaotic realm?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64800
64804
>>64797
She winces at this. "I did the best I could with the information and resources I had at my disposal. I... I won't fault you if you resent the choices I made."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64801
64804
>>64795
"I-I couldn't imagine trying to bring my only child to Hell, and then having to fight..."
>>64796
"Thez wasn't."
"What would you do, if I had to give birth soon, but we had to go to another world?" She asks again, her eyes filled with worry
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64802
64803
>>64799
"Yes. Soros is from the Infinite layers of the Abyss. Both realms are infinite in nature, one being Lawful Evil, the other being Chaotic Evil."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64803
>>64802
Stupid question incoming

"How can you tell it's infinite? What if it's just too big to measure?"
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64804
64805 64806 64807
>>64800
"Let's kick Bogdanoff's ass, then Soros's ass, then all the respective asses of these rat-people"

>>64801
*looks into pony's eyes, and starts petting around her ears*
"You'll be okay, little pony"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64805
64809
>>64804
"Yea! They are jews it simple to call them that."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64806
64809
>>64804
"What about our foal though?"
*hoof touches abs*
"... Our foal is more important to me than all the world.."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64807
64809
>>64804
"If this works, we can kick Soros' ass with the help of Port Barry, Sparintenar, Cardashil, Krenshal, and every other race, group, and nation that stands in opposition to him."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64808
I gotta sleep...
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64809
64810 64811 64812 64813
>>64805
"What? They are humans that have the power of transformation into giant rats. Were-rats. They also have a religion that worships the creators of the abyss, with Soros as their sort of god"

>>64806
Tracy gets Wuffled

>>64807
"Now that sounds like a plan. Can't imagine Kefka himself is too fond either"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64810
64814
>>64809
"... Are you suggesting bringing Kefka back...? That sounds like a bad idea.."
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64811
64814
>>64809
"They are jews"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64812
64813
>>64809
Thez mutters something about being on the same side as Kefka. "You're probably right. He'll be quite surprised to hear his fate."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64813
64816
>>64812
>>64809
"Seriously?"
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64814
64815
>>64810
"Kefla brought Kefka back. He appeared before us at a party in Sparintenar like the Cheshire Cat. How do you not remember?

>>64811
Trumpaladin shrugs
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64815
>>64814
"I mean this timeline's Kefka."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64816
64817
>>64813
"That's not what he's suggesting I don't think. Kefka brought himself back through his own means back then. Whatever those means were now, they've been countered, but in your time Kefka is still very much alive."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64817
64818
>>64816
"But he's kaput in this timeline, right?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64818
64819
>>64817
"Yes."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64819
64820 64821
>>64818
"... So then, would the Kefka from the past really be any easier to reason with than the Kefka from the future?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64820
64821 64822 64824
>>64819
"O-or the present.." she says, rubbing her temple "I hate time travel.."
"The bottomline question is, which Kefka do you want to meet?"

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64821
64825
>>64819
"The enemy of my enemy...." she says, absentmindedly leaning against Infernius.
>>64820
"Neither to be honest, but we know nothing about Zion's capabilities in your time. We may need the help of the empire to stop them."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64822
64823 64825
>>64820
"Because if we brought back Kefka now, that'd be the Kefka of the present, but if we went back and met the Kefka of the past, he probably wouldn't believe us when we told him he was going to die."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64823
64826 64827
>>64822
"I'm sure we'll think of something," she says in a manner that Trump can immediately detect she's not saying something.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64824
>>64820
*Infernuis eyes glaze over at the subject of time travel*
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64825
64827
>>64821
"He's far from mindless. He had more reason to keep us alive when he appeared before us in Sparintenar. He has 'allies' he wants rid of. And he believes we are useful to that end"

>>64822
"Bring back evidence"
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64826
64830
>>64823
"You've got a way, don't you?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64827
64828 64829
>>64823
>>64825
"... So..."
*fishes mummified hand out of her purse*
"What'd happen if we just brought him back now?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64828
>>64827
Tracy steps towards the altar.
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64829
64830 64831
>>64827
"I'd prefer to limit our risks by limiting our Kefkas"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64830
64832 64833 64837
>>64826
"... yeah," she replies, and as she does so, she gives Trump (and potentially only Trump, unless other characters want to roll a spot check) a barely perceivable shake of the head, indicating that she won't say.
>>64829
"Literally just what I was going to say."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64831
64834 64835 64837
>>64829
"Worst case scenario, he'd try to kill us."
She looms over the revival bucket
"Although it might not hurt to question him."
1uaV9
?
No.64832
[1d20 = 5]
>>64830

rjnHI
?
No.64833
[1d20+5 = 21]
>>64830

Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64834
>>64831
"You do need a body to cast spells, if I recall correctly..."

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64835
64836 64838
Tracy notices, Infernius doesn't.
>>64831
"I really don't think its a good idea," she says, wedging herself further against Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64836
>>64835
"Meh, it's just an option." Tracy says, slipping the purple hand back into her Jew-claw.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64837
64839 64842
>>64830
"I'd think it would be as simple as the testimony of one witness, if you could be sure that witness was neither lying nor deluded. Something like Zone of Truth or Detect Lies. But maybe the time shifting powers of Hell can do more, or there are other spells. Or maybe there is physical evidence - somewhere. I don't know"

>>64831
"Worst case Scenario, he does kill us. In this timeline all of his enemies - Sparintenar, the Sils, the Court - are all dead. He has less reason to be faithful here"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64838
>>64835
*kisses ana*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64839
64841
>>64837
"Sounds like he'd be awful bored to me. I know the type who like destroying things."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64840
"But, that's a question for another day." Tracy says, seeing the children off to their own beds, before going to sleep on her birds
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64841
>>64839
"I'm sure you do," Trumpaladin grumbles
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64842
64843 64844
>>64837
"Actually, that's a good idea," she says muttering "better than mine". She takes a long deep breath. "Any other thoughts or questions?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64843
64845 64846 64849
>>64842
"Say.. so, it was because Kefka lost his dog-thing that the Imperial Court back-stabbed him, right?"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64844
64846
>>64842
"Who sent us through time?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64845
64849
>>64843
"... So, what if, hypothetically, when we told him he was going to be betrayed, he found a way to.. bring it back?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64846
64847 64849
>>64843
"I don't know that that specifically was what triggered it, but I'm sure it helped."
>>64844
"That,... I still don't know. But I imagine that it was someone, perhaps several such, among our adversaries."
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64847
64848 64851
>>64846
"It happened at the precise moment we were ready to face agents of the Court active in Cardishore"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64848
>>64847
"Ready is a bit of an overstatement.." Tracy grumbles, remembering her morning
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64849
>>64845
>>64846
>>64843
"There are some betrayals you can't sense until you've felt the stab wound, and there are some you can foresee perhaps even years in advance. Kefka's relationship with the undead is the latter"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64850
64852
Glancing over to see that Addy is still occupied (she's running around the tower now), Thez turns to Infernius. "You said something about cuddling,...."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64851
>>64847
"Yes, when we assaulted the blacks. Cardashil was quite appreciative of our intervention. A pity the alliance is what led to their destruction."
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64852
64855
>>64850
*Infernuis snaps back to reality*
"Yea me love to cuddle."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64853
64854
"If there's nothing else, I'm fatigued that's a joke, she has endurance so what exhausts a normal person only fatigues her."

Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64854
>>64853
"Kek"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64855
>>64852
She blushes slightly, saying "We can do that afterward." and they both vanish with a <whoooof>
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64856
Tracy goes off to sleep in her fluffpile.
Anonymous
SYBO+
?
No.64857
64858
Trumpaladin sleeps with no pony to cuddle

Maybe Stix
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64858
>>64857
He could just ask.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64859
64860 64871
I just realized Tracy's pet "rock" has been dangling on the side of her saddle from his jar just watching all this shit go down since she abducted it.
It could write a memoir.

*attempts to pet mimic*
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64860
64861 64865
>>64859
>bites
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64861
64865
>>64860
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64865
>>64861
>>64860
*keks*
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.64871
64873
>>64859
After reeeing o loud that the entire tower shook, Tracy looks to the mess hall to see if the synthesizer is still working.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64873
64874
>>64871
It isn't, it seems to have been largely scrapped for parts.
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.64874
>>64873
[hungry pony noises]
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.64875
64877
Tracy decides to put a piece of pelt in the entertron to see 1) If it still works, and 2) If Slovenia is still alive or not.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64877
64878
>>64875
The crystal-glass display flashes a red X with a muttering of disjointled words, almost sounding like a jumbling of the sounds that would make words. Its unintelligable, whatever it just said.

The party begins to settle in for a rest period, inside the largely ruined, bastardized, corrupted, and usurped intent of what had come to be known as Trump tower.
Lenos spends a good amount of time at the input console, fiddling with things beyond the comprehension of anyone in the party. What can be seen is that there's a strange spherical image in front of him central to the dias, and that he keeps waving his hands around resulting in slight chang3es to the sphere. After a good 30 minutes of fiddling with the device so, the lights come up dramatically, displaying the fullness of the tower in an inescapably red brightness.

The walkways, the corridors, the staircases are lined with tubes and cords of minimal to extra-ordinary (8"diameter+) weaving throughout such almost to take a negative modifier if engaged in combat. The air is dry and cold, causing exhaled breath to dissipate immediately and tracelessly.
In the midst of this, and with random bits of debris there's always debris Thez lights a fire in the middle of the dais. Its not a magical, summoning, or metaphysical fire, its just the sort of fire that you might roast mashmellows over.
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.64878
64879 64880
>>64877
Tracy sits down next to Thez, and starts roasting a questionable piece of meat on her sword.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64879
64881 64882 64885
>>64878
Making a few last gusts of breath to generate heat, since the tower is otherwise a cold and sterile environment (even outside being mostly buried in the hillside) Thez finishing the building of the fire.
"I don't know what they did, but they fucked everything up," Lenos remarks climbing the stairs toward the dais. "My password and ID has been changed," he says.
A clinkety-clink sound - occasionally accentuated by giggling - suggests Adeline is present
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64880
>>64878
*stares judgmentally*
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.64881
>>64879
Tracy's face is reflective of the situation.
Her bag of bone meal is sitting next to her, and she glances over towards her birds with a look of worry.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64882
64883
>>64879
Trumpaladin cuddles up next to the pony in the cold
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.64883
64884
>>64882
*nuzzles*
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64884
>>64883
Trumpaladin also pets the head and the ears of the other pony
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.64885
64886
>>64879
"Hey Thez, would you mind giving us a Quick Rundown about the Bogandoff guys, before we're gonna' head out?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64886
64887 64888
>>64885
As she finishes bolstering the fire, Thez looks up at Tracy.
"Sure. The Bogdanoff's only want one thing. They want everyone to bow to them. Its a form of sub-contract, where if everyone bows to them (deliberately *or* inadverdently) they are given rulership of everything. The house of Thez was their superior rival for a great long period."
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.64887
64888 64889
>>64886
"How many houses are there in Hell?"
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.64888
64889
>>64887
Shitty question to ask, I'm tired as fuck.
>>64886
"And the Bogs themselves; what are they like?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64889
64890
>>64887
"You assume there is a limit,"
>>64888
"A devil most clever and vile. Once, back before you lot left, there was Igor and Grichka. Both were impressive and formidable in their own right, but they were twin devils, with special properties *still* not known. And yet, at some point there weren't two. Suddenly across the vast wastelands of the outer realms emerged IgrichKora, intent on (and seemingly given de facto ownership of) the unending torment of Hell."
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.64890
64891
>>64889
"Do the houses compete? Is there contest over the rule?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64891
64892 64893
>>64890
"Of course, Hell is foremost a hierarchy determined by ability. In Hell, House Bogdanoff was leading, exacting, and set to take rulership of Hell,... until I showed up."
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.64892
>>64891
I'll continue asking questions in the morning.
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.64893
64894
>>64891
"If there's infinite houses, just how do the Bogs go around proving they're the best? And what did you do?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.64894
64895 64950
>>64893
"I beat the piss out of them. The way it works is, only House Principles can challenge one another for supremacy, but ranking house members are free to fight either in a recognized challenge or in,... shall we say,... 'less official' capacities. For millennia the House of Thez had maintained the strongest principle,... but the ranking members were a bunch of pansy-ass little bitches who only cared about their artistry and crafts. Then, Mom assimilated me into the house and,... well the dynamic shifted, and the Bogdanoff's were not pleased about it."
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.64895
64896
>>64894
"So, how did you turn out to be the head of house?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.64896
64897
>>64895
"By default. Ordinarily, succession of a house is determined internally. A ranking member will usurp the position from the standing principle; very rarely is that determined by a challenge for supremacy. I however wanted nothing to do with it, which had alot to do with why I left. But it seems that even Southelehren had her limits," she says with a sigh.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64897
64898
>>64896
"And this Southelehren lady.. who is she?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.64898
64899 64950
>>64897
"She was the Principle of the House of Thez. She's the golden woman whom you've seen, after the first encounter with Soros. She is who brought me into the House, and who allowed me to depart from it (though never leave)."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64899
64900
>>64898
"Is she a fiend too then?"
>knows nothing about the plains
"Why'd you get accepted into the house? And why'd she turn over the chair?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.64900
64901
>>64899
"A fiend yes, and most ancient. I was brought into the house for several reasons. The first is because I had pushed her more in combat than previous challengers for supremacy had. That alone impressed her, and even in my defeat I still survived. As far as the chair, she didn't turn it over. It fell to me at the time of her demise."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64901
64902 64903
>>64900
"Wait.. when did she die?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64902
>>64901
>is confused
"We saw her at the football field. Just what happened in the last 15 years?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.64903
64904
>>64901
"I can't be certain when, alot happened in rapid succession and I was,... occupied," she says glancing over to Addy, curled up with Kiynen and her two iguanas. "The assaults were coordinated, designed to distract and occupy several fronts so to maintain a lack of concerted opposition. There were more factions at play than Soros and the Bogdanoff's, that is certain."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64904
64905 64907
>>64903
"If there's more factions in play.. Just how many houses do you expect to take on in the other world?Won't they all come for you?"
"I know what it's like to take out a target with connections. Some guys don't like it when you knock over their house of cards."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64905
64906 64907 64908
>>64904
*sharpens daggers on sharpening stone*
"These devil guys sound like the kind of faggots who just listen to who's in charge so long as they're stronger than you, because those are the rules. But what if the rules have changed since then? If demons and devils have been working together, who knows what we could expect when we get there."
Tracy glances over at Addy, the dragonlets, and her birds.
"There's a lot at stake... you know.."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64906
>>64905
*stronger than they are
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.64907
>>64904
>Won't they all
"Yeah, they will," she says grimly.
>>64905
"Well, I do have a plan,...."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64908
64909 64910
>>64905
"I don't mean to sound like a pussy, and I believe that you could take out the biggest fish on the hellscape if you were lucky and fought hard; but what if, when we're all still licking our wounds after the, the second biggest fish on the hellscape comes to cut all of our tails off while we're helpless?"
"That's what I would do if I , anyway." she says, checking her reflection on Edgy's polished side.
"After you take out this Bog guy, what's your plan?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64909
>>64908
*that's what I would do if I were him

Man, I have to pay more attention when I'm typing.
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.64910
64911
>>64908
"You won't be fighting him, it will be a duel. You'll be keeping I'nis and Addy alive. They're ranking members of the House of Thez."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64911
64913
>>64910
"Stab anyone or anything that gets near 'em. Got it."
"What's your plan after you walk out of this duel then? If you walk out, that is."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64912
*cuts into mystery meat with freshly-sharpened daggers*
"Gosh, it feels great to have my girls back."
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.64913
64914 64952
"The only way to eliminate a house is for ranking members to be eliminated. There's no such thing a s a house of one, even with the strongest principle. That's why I've spent all my time keeping Addy a secret."
>>64911
"If I can defeat him, I will only have a moment before the other Principles respond. I'll have to take the throne and exert my Will before then."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64914
64915
>>64913
"And this 'Will' thing you're talkin' about. Is it like some kind of magick power?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.64915
64916 64952
>>64914
"Hell is Divinely Morphic, bending to the will of the whomever has Supremacy. Their will becomes the Will of the entire plane, but that Will is still subject to challenge. Once I challenge Igritchkora, and the Will is contested, he will have to vacate the throne to answer the challenge. If I can then claim the throne in his defeat, for an instant the Will will be mine."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64916
64917
>>64915
"What can this 'Will' do? You said you were going to use it to return to the past, but what exactly can you, or that Bog guy, do with it?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.64917
64918 64919
>>64916
"One can 'do' whatever they will, and my will is that whatever magic that removed you from your correct timeline be undone," she says, again glancing at Addy.
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.64918
64920
>>64917
>"Kefka probably said abrakadabra then we just disappeared"
"I'm sure it was a bit more complicated than that"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64919
64920
Tracy, having cooked her strip meat to a point she seems satisfied with not getting parasites from, others half of it to Thez.
"Lizardman?" she says, holding the gnarly strip of flesh out on her dagger
>>64917
"So, what you're telling me, is that you're gonna undo whateverthefuck was done to us to Jack us into this hellscape, and we're going to go back and fix these problems before they began?" Tracy says, her face contorting in confusion, as she also glances back to all the kids who would've been in the womb when she left
".... To be honest, I don't understand it one bit, but I'm gonna trust that you know this stuff better than I do... All I can say is, I'm ready to stab my my through this nightmare.."

"... So, the jig is, we're going to use that doggie-door to get to hell, and you want all of us to make sure that Addy and Infernius aren't detected, so that they don't get nuked with that 'Will' thing until you've beaten the piss out of this Bod faggot, right?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.64920
64921
>>64918
"If anything, Kefka was amused by us. He wouldn't have gone through such means to get rid of us, even if that was his intention. His sort of thing is more spectacular."
>>64919
"Pretty much, except that there will be no keeping them undetected. Once my duel starts, ranking members of other houses are certain to attack. Getting in will be easy, I mean who would be crazy enough to attack the leading House? They will have minimum defenses and no formations, just plenty to stab, until we get to the throne room."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64921
64922 64923
>>64920
Tracy looks a bit disturbed at the prospect of not being able to sneak in undetected.
".. I'll give it my all then.." she says, her hoof absentmindedly wandering to her navel
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64922
64924
>>64921
Tracy, deciding that asking questions isn't going to help her understand her situation very much more, busies herself with sharpening her seemingly-infinite collection of sharp objects, Edgy and Dark laying on either side of her body, sparkling with fresh polish.
"Welp, I guess I'll just get ready then.." she mumbles, glancing over at her Angels that she knows she'll have to leave again, and all the kids who'll be left alone in the tower
"Stab everything.. It'll be fine.."
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.64923
64924 64925
>>64921
"Oh, you will. In fact, that's part of the plan."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64924
>>64922
Tracy sniffs the oil she got from shabby, before setting it beside her, deciding she'd rather not use it untested.
>>64923
"Isn't it always?" Tracy says cocking an eyebrow, a ghost of a smirk creeping a the very edge of her mouth
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.64925
64926 64928
>>64923
"Well this sounds like an interesting plan to say the least... What exactly is the plan?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64926
64929
>>64925
"As to my knowledge, kill everything and don't let anyone get killed until Thez takes out her target."
Anonymous
NpdlP
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No.64927
*having listened to the conversation lenos looks at kinyen and the kids witha slight smile and cracks his nuckles* well sounds like there will be plenty for me to kill. So just before we go into the thrown room i can heal you and give you a couple boosts and what not. But for now i think im gonna nap until its time to go * rolls over to go to sleep facing his children*
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