This thread continues the roleplaying campaign previously continued in
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2421.htmlOur players - one of whom is still munching on some random guy's face - nears the once-distant port city, without the faintest idea what to expect.
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>>3264TR-8R was the best character in that entire movie.
>>3269i thought the emo sith guy was pretty gud
>>3271Felt kind of lame to me desu. Seemed like just an edgy, emotional faggot who always got bullied, so he shot-up the school.
>>3272yea but i feel that hes got potential for the next 2 movies.
>>3273I might give it a chance. Would've liked to see a villain with real ambition though, not just an edgy wannabe Darth Vader.
>>3274im sure they will flesh out his character some more.
>>3274>>3273im not much into SCI FI or Star wars for that matter, but if this franchise is going as badly down the drain as the rest of the post 2000 media, you are in for some terrible shit. Studios these days dont produces quality, they dickride on their name. It was made by people who were not genuine artists, but fans of the product who wanted to film their own bad fanfiction or were hired with current year contracting practices. Either way, people will still pay for it because star wars, but this is also why it is going to shit. The brand name has become an anchor and is dragging the thing to the bottom of the quality sea.
>>3276we need to gas most of the directors in (((hollywood)))
>mfw this is now a Star Wars thread
Come on, I can't even leave for a couple hours to redpill someone? Sheesh.
>>3280"He's just butthurt cuz he hasn't seen any of the new SW yet and can't comment," Thez jibes.
>>3281they're very meh,rouge one is worse than the prequels tbh
>>3282The only real good part was
the part before everybody died.
>>3281so are we gonna play or no?
>>3286*steps out of the shadows*
summoning
Trump
Meme Man
YakLee
>>3246>>3249Okay, so looking at the map layouts, it looks like it might, just might, be possible to go through the second door and into the room closest to the stairwell. Once in that room, exit through the door and onto the main stairwell, then down one floor onto the second floor balcony. Then jump the one floor down to the ground on the opposite side of the building as most of the were rats are located. Inferius will probably inadvertently serve as a distraction to help facilitate this
>>3290I'm sure I had nothing to do with it....
>>3293i scream *im an anti-semite look at me* and then run off into the woods
>>3293I won't say no, but I should point out that the image on the right is a sideprofile and not an overhead (I should have notated). So, your plan could work, except that there are only 2 floors. Other then that though, yes.
>>3241>>3243I would be offended but what the hell, who cares
>>3244Too bad
>>3260BUT MY SCI FI STORY
>>3292Ayyyy
>>3293Mob status?
>>3296Oh I see. In that case, it would be easy enough for all of the characters to escape out of the room they are currently in through the window onto the street only one floor down, probably with the help of curtains or bed-sheets or some sort of rope.
Also, Yak man is here
>>3292 Well shit, that's everyone.
>cracks knuckles
>>3297We can see from the diagram that the mob is located in large measure outside the main entrance to the building, which is on the other side from where the windows would have us exit. I also believe there are some immediately outside of our doors, although it's possible we have a clean shot down to the first level, but we couldn't get out that way without going through the main door were the mob is, and they *could* be in the hallway, so I'd rather go out the window. Thez is in the first floor, and Inferius is coming on the other side of the mob, so I think we'll have enough distractions to make a clean get away out the window
>>3297Good question. Other than the face that just punched through the floor, the mob status is not seen except the outside edge by Infernius. The 'main' room door (for the party's "declared" room) starts banging, though Trump (aptly) secured the first AND second room. You can tell it is a 'decent' sized group.
[1d20 = 19]>>3302>>3303Alright, well I'm going with the "Shadow over Innsmouth" option. Roll to looks for any items that could be of use in exiting from the window to the first floor. Also, look out the window to see if there is danger.
[1d20 = 19]>>3304Damn nice role
I roll to turn try turning a Jew into, ironically enough, gold
just to see if it works
>>3301Wat
>>3304So, you're entering the third room (closest the stairs) and proceeding to the window, yes?
>>3307I caught that, I'm just making sure what is going to immediately happen when unpaused
>>3306No, there is a window on the room he is in. We are exiting through it
[1d20 = 18]
>tfw you fall asleep during combat
*wakes up; unsheaves knives*
roll for detection
>>3311Calm down, we're locked in a room together
>>3312You might not have wanted to phrase it like that,....
There is no window in any of the rooms currently occupied, the windows are on the sides of the hallway.
>>3311You detect commotion. Double digits downstairs, double digits upstairs, even more outside.
Oh, b is bathroom. I forgot to mention
[1d20 = 15]
Alone in a field.
>>3292Now then, Yak Lee. You, unfortunately, awaken from being passed out in a field. The same field that sits just outside the city where all the commotion is occurring. You (more than anyone) are free to decide what to do. However, its night time and the only thing lit up at the moment is the city, and that's clearly the center of activity, so,....
>>3313>phrase it like thatNOPE IM NOT GETTING ON THE RAPE TRAIN
So hows the gold jew going?
[1d20 = 11]>>3313>>3318I see. We go through the door between rooms to the first room, then exit out of that door into the hallway,and then through the window from the second floor onto the ground level. Before this is done, it may be helpful to
1. make a rope of bed sheets to help get down to the ground
2. pick up a table and use it to battle through rats, break the window, and anchor the bedsheet rope, and
3. have tourcil cast a spell stunning rats in the hallway
Roll for whatever needs rolling
Also, is killing were-rats going to have consequences? Ideally I'd like the party to get out out killing no one
[1d20 = 20]>>3317I stealth towards the town.
>>3318Gold jew? U mean the booth guy?
>>3319>no killingwew! Pic related is what you see on opening the door.
>>3321And Yak Lee becomes the wind and spirits toward the city.
>>3322My character is under the assumption these are reasonably normal town folk who are pissed off that he and his party defrauded them out of lots of money, so it makes sense from his point of view
>>3323You're trapped in the room with my character in the inn, not outside towm
>>3318If you can turn jews into gold then we can buy a ship at the harbor
>>3325Gotcha. Still, there's lots, and some of them draw rapiers.
>>3326I assume she means follow you, which that is a great die roll for.
>>3328Regardless, if they stay and fight, that gives the were-rats time to bring in reinforcements. And this is a town literally based on being a port of call for people whose job it is to kill people for money. They were able to summon ancient weapons of extreme power very easily. It's best not to be bogged down in a confrontation
And the quads go to,....
>>3333>>3310Alright, you scream "I'm an anti-semite!" and then run away, and though you don't know it, almost run into Yak Lee who is sneaking in the opposite direction. Yak Lee watches the were-rats dismiss the minotaur and refocus on the building.
[1d20 = 6]>>3332Alright, proceed to the third room and collect a table or some item, along with a bedsheet
>>3330If you want to test on a rat, test on that rat closest to the window when we exit into the hallway
>>3336K, you have a bedsheet and a table. There is now pounding and attempting on both barricaded doors.
>>3335have i noticed they arent following me?
>>3338Yes. No offense, but you just showed up (from their perspective, you've been outside the whole time; they don't know you're even associated with the party) as far as the town is concerned. Also, they don't call them 'semites' or 'anti semites' here, so from their perspective you just yelled "Purple Monkey Dishwasher!" and then ran off with a big sword.
[1d20 = 9]>>3337Well, we should now be in the third room, the room closest to the window
Charging out the doorway, towards the window, and beating the nearest rats with the table trying to get to the window. Tourcil and Tracy should follow
>>3341Returning to the fray. Also Yak at bottom
>>3341Okay, I rolled a 19 for my gold thing
Can I just turn a couple of rats into gold then
[1d20 = 6]>>3342I sneak through the bazaar. Is that a door by the kichen?
[1d20 = 16]>>3343Break the window with the table, and tie the bed-sheet to the table. I'm guessing Tourcil should go first since he's the least apt in Melee against the rats right there in the hallway that are not gold
>>3341>using the table and not the ridiculous bastard he just spent a mint onThe rat nearest the window is easily able to avoid such an unwieldy weapon as a frikkin table. e_O
>>3344And here I thought I could get away with not detailing the kitchen. Yes, there is a door in the back of the kitchen.
[1d20 = 11]>>3346I run (quietly?) To the kitchen door.
[1d20 = 2]>>3346>using Vandereim on the ratsBut that kills people
Use the table on the window beat him with the shield
[1d20 = 7]>>3346Also he should be Gold right now
>>3345>wasting my 19Whatever, I slide down the bed-sheet, prepairing my staff for combat
*triple wielding*
"I'll stab them! Should I stab them?!"
>>3349Wait, whose gold?
I am confused on whats going on
>>3347K, done. You're on the south end of the kitchen corner
>>3350Wat 19? Oh wait, I found it. Okay, pic.
>>3351You would(will) stab them, but Torc just turned 3 of 'em into gold.
>>3350>The rats near the window are supposed to be goldIn any event, Trumpaladin puts his weapons on his belt, puts his shield on his back, grabs his pony, and jumps down on the bed sheet
>>3351*grabs pony and jumps out the window*
>>3352Which ever rats you cast the spell on. There are about three rats super close to the window that would be in the way in an attempted break through
Tracy is still sneaky, but the ones on the right are moving closer. Also Torc is in brown can't... do... plaid but he's in the hallway too (in order to transmute).
[1d20 = 20]>>3353Push the one in front of Trump to the ground, break the window, tie down the bedsheet to the table, and get out the window
>>3355Tracy stabs Torcuil. Kidding.
>>3357Push, completely successful. You want him to go out the window? Cuz you rolled a 20. Fuck it. He goes out the window, and the window is broken open (its not something you could open anyhow).
>>3358There's a fellow saying "Bork Bork Bork", and various sounds of cooking, but the commotion hasn't made its way here yet.
>>3359>chandelierQUICK
Whats under the chandelier?
[1d20 = 1]
So! Infernius is rushing back at the mob. They wouldn't expect the minotaur to come back (they don't know why he came and left) so he gets an attack of opportunity,... with a greatsword,... against an unsuspecting foe.
[1d20 = 18]>>3359Alright, now the bedsheets are tied to the table, and the party leaves out the window in the order Tourcil, Trump, Tracy
>>3360*like, hey guys how do i get to lobby* i ask to the chefs.
>>3361Look at
>>3246. It's the table in the front lobby
[1d20 = 14]>>3362so is that 1 bad? or good?
i slash the rat closest to me.
>>3364"Hurrgen furrgen?"
>>3363I'll accept it, except that the rats have closed in and I'm assuming Trump would get in their way before the others (since Tracy is still being sneaky)
>>3366So bad, that I'm willing to let it be a "In a charging rage you tripped and went barrelling into them, causing several including yourself to end up prone and disoriented. No one got harmed, but wtf?
>>3364The doors from the kitchen to the main area are marked, and unobstructed