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Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.2959
2965
This thread continues the roleplaying campaign previously continued in https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2421.html

Our players - one of whom is still munching on some random guy's face - nears the once-distant port city, without the faintest idea what to expect.
391 replies and 55 files omitted.
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3167
3169
>>3162
Don't thank me, you can thank the good citizens of (what nation is Trumpaladin from exactly?). It is they, not I, who have paid for this assistance to the great merchant people.
>>3163
Sensing that it is not quite the proper time for this, Trump mentions over to the merchant "Excuse men, can I get the sheath for Vandereim?" takes, the sheath, and tries to sheath Vandereim until the time is right
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3168
3170
>>3160
"Very nice by the way, but I'm afraid not quite of the quality we prefer at the Belligerent Gnome. Have you tried Previously Owned?"
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3169
3177
>>3167
>Trumpire
"Wait! No! You, aw ye pansy," V laments. "You haven't heard the last of me wench!"
>>3166
"They wouldn't even let me see 'em! They told me I had to pay to walk in the damn door!"
>>3165
I'm not sure which one is Cain's demon-slaying one (though there is a demon-slaying one) is, but sure.
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3170
>>3168
"No, but I might try it out. It's nice to know who last used a tool..." Tracy say nonchalantly, as she gathers up all the knives in the store and places them into her little sack.
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3171
3174 3177
The assistant walks up to the shopkeep and whispers in his ear. He whispers back, they start slap-fighting each-other, and the shopkeep turns back to face you.
"With all that, I simply need a guarantee of payment and our transactions are concluded." ^_^
5JWzM
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No.3172
[4d20 = 18]

Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3173
Trump notices the shopkeep cast the assistant a sidelong glance.
Torcuil
YpN1O
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No.3174
3177
>>3171
>leans toward Trump
Can i turn them into silver?
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3175
3176 3177
The assistant proclaims. "Due to the immense load of,... business you have brought our fine shop, I have been assured that your lodging and food are gratis at the Sticky Wicket. Their able staff will be waiting to serve you free of charge, whenever you should desire to patronize their establishment."
Torcuil
YpN1O
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No.3176
>>3175
Okay maybe not
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3177
3178
>>3169
"Don't you worry, your time *will* come," Trump says to Vandereim as he sheaths him
>>3171
Trump tenders a check with special insignia to the merchant. "This is basically a treasury bond. Credit of the highest order. All the banks in the world will fail, and the sun will fail to rise, before the government skips out on an interest payment. But I'm sure your fine people already know that from decades' experience"
>>3174
Thankfully that is unnecessary
>>3175
Huzzah! To the Sticky Wicket!
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3178
3180
>>3177
The merchant doesn't recognize the markings of the document, but given that Trump coughed up 10000 shekels (thats enough to buy a Keep BTW) he's not parsing hairs. He smacks his assistant and directs him to direct the party.
>>3177
"Its not ME time that's a comin' lad! That one's not ta be trusted! Say the word, and we can reign not-hell down upon 'er!"
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3179
3183 3184
door-man.jpg
So the assistant leads the way to the Sticky Wicket, a 2-story Inn, bar, and grill situated conveniently in a convenient place. Its convenient.
At the door you are greeted by a large-nosed fellow.
"Good afternoon!" says the door-man as you (?) make your way inside.

Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3180
3182
>>3178
>Trump whispers to Vandereim - "Oh I know. That's why I bought you"
>>3178
*Trump is disturbed by the possibility the credit was not recognized*
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3181
Meanwhile, Yak Lee and Infernius are still drooling on themselves.
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3182
>>3180
Its multi-dimensionality, don't read into it.
Torcuil
YpN1O
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No.3183
3186
>>3179
>I leave the group to go get my book I ordered
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3184
>>3179
Trump is reassured by the appearance of the man, who looks similar to many fine individuals Trumpaladin worked with in his former life
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3185
3187 3188
The Sticky Wicket offers an ample buffet of deluxe-priced foods, as well as a bar and grill for more specialty entrees. There's a fireplace, a winding staircase (leading to the rooms) and seating pretty much wherever you could want to sit.
Thez says "Now we're talking," and wanders to the bar.
Another jew (oh lets not kid ourselves) wanders over and asks "Do you have any baggage you need assistance with? Your reservation was called ahead."
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3186
3188
>>3183
The book was agreed to be delivered.
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3187
3189
>>3185
"Oh, no thank you. I only have a few items on me"
Torcuil
YpN1O
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No.3188
3190
>>3186
Oh, i thought I was going to pick it up
>>3185
"No baggage for me
Torcuil runs to the buffet, stuffing a plate
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3189
>>3187
"Very well sir. Here is your key (no 33), second hall on the left, upstairs. Would you like something prepared for you, perhaps there's a dish you'd like prepared?"
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3190
3192 3194
>>3188
I stand corrected, that WAS the arrangement. You venture off to the booth, but find it unoccupied for the moment, with a "Will Return" sign.
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3191
Thez walks back with a frustrated look on her face. "10 shekels for a drink? What kinda operation is this?!" she crosses her arms impatiently. "Ya'll are lucky I'm lawful,...."
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3192
3193 3194 3195
>>3190
Trump takes the key,
"Great! I'll take a Taco bowl as an appetizer, an angus steak - well done - and for desert I'll have a chocolate cream pie with not one, but two scoops of vanilla ice cream"
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3193
3194 3196
>>3192
"Ready in 10min sir! DO you take Ketchup?"
Torcuil
YpN1O
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No.3194
>>3192
>>3193
Kek
>>3190
Eh, I go back and eat

Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3195
3203
>>3192
"I'll have what he's having! Make that rare though."
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3196
3200
>>3193
"With every steak"
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3197
So basically, the stage is set for everyone to settle in. Torcuil has a pair of staves, one the worn oaken one and the other a weathered-green copper shaft (transmutation). Trump has an ever-talkative bastard (sword) on his back, and Tracy has sooooooo many new knives,.... <3
The food is decent quality, Trump's steak being suitably well-done per his taste, while Tracy's steak is so rare its bluish (the best way to eat a steak FYI). Torcuil fills up on Argentine Joint, potatoes and greens, when the cook appeared from behind the scenes,... sorry, and proffers cakes, pies and pastries. Thez finds herself a vacant spot on one of the couches surrounding the fireplace, and sits in irritated contemplation.
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3198
3200
SO not done yet, if that's what ur thinking, unless u have-to go
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3199
Except for Lee and Inf, who have collapsed, but are still drooling
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3200
3201 3202 3203
>>3196
>doesn't know wtf it even is
>no sense of taste anyway
"I'll take that too."
>>3198
Past midnight for me. Like usual...
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3201
>>3200
I suspected. Shall we wind then?
Torcuil
YpN1O
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No.3202
3203 3212
>>3200
same and I want sleep, so see yall later
Torcuil finds his way to his room and retires for the night
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3203
3204 3210 3212 3213
>>3195
>>3200
Aren't you like a pony though? Should you be eating steak at all?
>>3202
After the meal, Trumpaladin enters the room pr rooms, and is careful to check all possible entrances and exits, and whether the group is split apart across several rooms

Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3204
>>3203
>Questioning what Tracy Cage is eating
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3205
Alright! <session-terminating cinematic incoming>
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3206
3207 3208
As the evening progresses, the various pirates, er sailors, make their way to their rooms (being on strict schedules of rape and murder). Torcuil retires first, followed by Trump, and then (presumably) Tracy, while Thez contemplates from the fireplace.
Stillness permeates through the building, nothing untoward occurring or registering from inside the party's spacious (you got a good room) accommodations. Everything seems peaceful and calm,... until suddenly one of those big-nosed fellows (though now his face has fur and big whiskers) punches through the floor. The fellow is clearly incapacitated, but also clearly bestial. From below you can hear Thez chastize herself: "I knew it. I FUCKING knew it! Come on then motherfuckers! Let's get MeSsY!!"
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3207
3208
>>3206
>punches through the floor
Just his face mind you.
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3208
3211
>>3206
>>3207
Trump has this response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0d-fqTVmG4
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3209
3213
From inside the room, the presence of several stomping feet can be detected from the lower floor, and an increase in ambient speech suggests that several people have decided to enter the Inn for 'an unknown reason' and are engaged in a heated exchange. Some thumping and shuddering can be felt through the building, and a feeling of uneasiness slowly creeps over the party. Except for Lee and Infernius that is.
2puKl
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No.3210
Spoilered
[1d20 = 11]
>>3203
>*door creaks ever so softly*
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3211
>>3208
ROFLMAO
Nice. We'll leave it at that. ^_^
Gm - Thez
5JWzM
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No.3212
3214
Afterthoughts:
>>3203
You're surprised that Tracy Cage is eating meat? Also, Vandereim proceeds to proclaim that whatever is going on downstairs is clearly a result of you not killing that wench.
>>3202
>gave money to a Jew
Good luck with that. No spoilers but,....

Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3213
3218
>>3209
I see. It's the same as happens in "The Shadow Over Innsmouth" by H.P. Lovecraft. Thankfully, Trumpaladin has prepared for precisely this situation. Since I was kind of expecting it. But not furry jews. That was a total surprise. See >>3203

commence blatant plagiarism the plot of that bookTrumpaladin kicks the rat-jew-whatever back down in its hole and alerts his party (which apparently is in the same room as him), and goes through the door between rooms into the vacant room adjacent, but not before barricading the door to the main room. There, he barricades both doors while looking for a way from the second or third or so floor to ground level. After climbing down to the ground level, Trumpaladin goes through the less well lit and silent alleys to the edge of town, and hides in the river bed under a bridge
Okay, I don't know how much of that my character can do, but that's more or less what I would have him do outside of cinematic mode
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3214
3215 3216 3220
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>>3212
>>tfw when you wake up just as the game ends
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3215
3217
>>3214
You find yourself in the field you last spoke to the party in. There is a Yak here. You seem to have zoned out for a while. Its night time. In the distance (from the city) you hear a commotion.
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3216
>>3214
I don't mind, you can work your way into the city if you'd like, but I'll avoid it getting to hairy until next time.
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3217
3219
>>3215
As i recover from the weed i smoked i charge towards the commotion.
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3218
>>3213
>tfw I'm plagiarizing HP Lovecraft and I haven't even read him
It happens. As for Trump,... we'll say that he gets to the adjacent room and barricades both doors. We'll work on the rest in due course.
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3219
3223
>>3217
With a mighty cry of "REEEEEEEEEE", Infernius charges toward the town, his mighty sword in hand, wondering WTF happened while he was stoned. As you enter the city, most of the buildings are closed and darkened, but there are a couple buildings still light, one in particular surrounded by individuals with characteristically large noses.
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3220
>>3214
Ouch...
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3221
Cinematics aside, if you guys want to modify the schedule (earlier? later? time-travel?) so to be more accommodating, I'm open to input.
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3222
3224
Spoilered
>rape
7UVo/
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No.3223
3224
[1d20 = 13]
>>3219
I perception to see if they are jews
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3224
3225
>>3222
Don't get me started. Thez could have had her way with you, but she was still pissed about Barry. Speaking of which, I forgot to kill him again.
>>3223
There's not a small-nose to be seen.
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3225
3226
>>3224
I walk over to them, giant swastika on my chest clearly visible.
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3226
3228
>>3225
As you approach, the trailing one turns and looks at you. "Oy vey!" he exclaims, which alerts another couple, who then turn and "Oy vey!", leading to a cascading domino-effect of "Oy vey!, Oy Vey!, Oy vey!" that travels through the group. There's about 30 that you can see in front of you, as well as more inside the building.
Combat from here on, so probably better to stop

Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
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No.3227
>Like a fucking bull in a china shop
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3228
3229
1504565509779-4.png
>>3226
Alright
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3229
3230 3232
>>3228
Sorry about that. Don't worry though, as soon as next session starts, its gonna be killing.
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3230
>>3229
Ah no worries, its my fault for sleeping so long.
YR6i1
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No.3231
3233
[1d20 = 5]
>Denziens of a mysterious town invite an outsider to, among other things, stay at an inn on a second-or-higher floor. That, night, the entire town masses to try and capture and kill the outsider. In fact, pretty much the entire town is amassed there to the degree that the rest of the town is more or less dead. In fact, I'm betting the furry jews will call forth masses of reinforcements from the sea
>Exactly as happen's in Lovecraft's "The Shadow over Innsmouth
>Exactly as I was expecting would happen
Trumpaladin, I'm guessing now barricaded in the second room with Tourcil and maybe Tracy, says "I knew that cashier's unfamiliarity with the insignia was a red flag. Check must have bounced. And hush Vandereim, I don't trust that snake down stairs, but not everything is her fault."

Trump looks out the window and checks for any way to get from the room to the street at ground level. Roll for detection
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3232
3234
>>3229
Next Saturday?
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3233
3235
>>3231
Damn, I had no idea. Its not quite as bad as you describe, but you don't know that yet. As for the rats (were-rats, simplicity FYI),... well Trump doesn't know but Infernius can see no less than 30 of 'em. Also, friendly GM reminder that these were-rats are sentient and will not walk into extended weapons in the same sense that zombies will.
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3234
>>3232
Yep, unless we notice a present quorum through the week.
YR6i1
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No.3235
3236
[1d20 = 10]
>>3233
In the book, the protagonist is alone, is a college student, and has at most a revolver. He's also outnumbered with the entire town against him *and* 5 times that number coming in from the ocean. So he has to escape by stealth. In this case, Trumpaladin is well armed and has probably two well armed companions with him, but he doesn't want to engage the were-rats. Partly because he thinks they are after him for a bounced check, so they are sort of in the moral right (Remember that his background is not what you would call "red pilled"; he does not mistrust jews or jewishness); partly because he doesn't want to piss off the were-rats too much (they can burn down the inn with him in it); and partly because he is extremely outnumbered, with possibly the entire town against him, and who knows what or who is docking in the harbor. So Trump seeks to exit by stealth, and spook the were-rats with Varmereim's taunts if they break through the door
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3236
3237
>>3235
Yea thats the opposite of my plan
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3237
3238
>>3236
You're not trapped in a small room in a flammable building completely surrounded by were-rats who took your personal information down earlier. Also, your character is an anti-semite
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3238
1506181676057-1.png
>>3237
Infernuis come and find friends, even if he have to kill everyone in town.
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3239
Something to be aware of with regard to combat. While individual scores are the rule, in cases of joined combat/maneuvers, combines scores can apply. For example, let's say Infernius had a 30 strength (he doesn't, just saying). This would make it so he can pretty much minotaur-handle any shmoe with a 10 strength unless he rolled a 1 (str check is score +1d20 vs. opponent). Having said, if 3 10-str shmoes worked together to man-handle him, they would collectively have a score of 30, on par with his. Similar bonuses can apply with regard to flanking and other coordinated efforts. Additionally, if a character is rendered 'helpless' (unconscious, bound, held {magic or physically restrained} or otherwise made unable to resist or defend against an attack, they can be automatically 'coup de grace'd by an opponent as a standard action (avoiding attack roll cuz helpless). So for example, while Trump could have essentially waded into zombies cuz they're idiots and he's in plate, if he waded into were-rats (arbitrary example) he's probably get ripped apart. ^_^
Also, this fight is going to lean a bit more on maps, positioning, range, and combat sequence.
G'night!
Anonymous
YpN1O
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No.3240
3241 3242 3244
So who is gonna be on tonight?
or am I a faggot with no life?
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3241
3243 3297
>>3240
Both
Anonymous
7UVo/
?
No.3242
>>3240
Infernuis have nothing going on today.
Anonymous
2puKl
?
No.3243
3297
>>3241
This
Anonymous
YR6i1
?
No.3244
3245 3297
>>3240
But I had things I wanted to do...
Mrs. Sentry
2puKl
?
No.3245
until death do us part.png
>>3244
Take care of what you need to do in meatspace, ~Flaaashy. I will make sure your avatar is well guarded and taken care of.
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3246
3247 3293
Stickywicket.png
I'm not set on anything at this point,... but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't be available. In the meantime,... this is just one of the maps I should have had available,... yesterday.
Blue is windows, maroon is furniture (tables, chairs, stools, and couches), and purple is the secured party area.
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3247
3248 3249
>>3246
Can Infernuis get a map of where he is?
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3248
>>3247
In-prog
Anonymous
5JWzM
?
No.3249
3250 3293
outSW.png
>>3247
Grey = (((them))) but not to scale
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3250
3251
>>3249
Dank map. Also can i multi class into a witcher at some point?
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3251
3254
>>3250
>wants to add an entire vidya brand to the game mechanics
>is already a MLP Minotaur, cleric, with a greatsword, for Adolph Hitler
e_e I'll look into it, but I promise nothing
Anonymous
YR6i1
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No.3252
3255
>3251
While we're adding video games, can I be a space marine?
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3253
6eOJq.jpg

Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3254
3255
>>3251
Theres a class for it in 3.5 and 5th
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3255
3257
>>3254
IK, it used to be called Spelljammer.
>sigh
>>3252
I'll say this; IF certain resources which are/will-be available to the party are successfully utilized, WHICH is reasonably possible, THEN Trump MAY get the opportunity to cross-class as a space marine.
As for 'Witcher', I've never played so I don't even know what kinda properties a witcher has. Curiously, the space marine (getting ur ass to space aside) is the easier to incorporate.
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3257
3258 3260
>>3255
Would a jedi be easier?
Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3258
3259 3260
>>3257
So let me clarify: are you asking to already HAVE levels in jedi/W? OR are you asking to be able to GAIN levels in jedi/W?
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3259
>>3258
To gain yes.
Anonymous
/H7nq
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No.3260
3261 3267 3297
image.png
>>3258
>>3257
>involving Jedis
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3261
3262
1506217145105.png
>>3260
And you are
Anonymous
/H7nq
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No.3262
3263
image.jpeg
>>3261
Posting from a phone
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3263
3264
1503801595363.jpg
>>3262
Jedi and space marines go hand in hand
Anonymous
AbegB
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No.3264
3266 3269
the hidden traitor.jpg
>>3263

i think you are thinking of the wrong soldiers, Anon
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3266
1506281127088-0.jpg
>>3264

Anonymous
5JWzM
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No.3267
3268
>>3260
Well, in D&D jedi powers are called psionics, so its not much of a stretch.
Anonymous
7UVo/
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No.3268
1492436756171.jpg
>>3267