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Hibbity Hooblah
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23546
23550 23553 23556
This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.

Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
868 replies and 58 files omitted.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24268
>>24263
>>24264
This. Nice try though.
Leaping out the entrance (I assume) Infernius calls on Uatchit, who surf-boards him to the outer perimeter of the stalls. It never occurred before, but the stalls are situated so there is no immediate access to the center.

Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24269
24270
The bald-guy runs up to Infernius. "Yes Habibi, I see you are hurried. What can I help you with today?"
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24270
24272
>>24269
detect magic.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24271
Tracy get's up goes to order the materials for a cloak.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24272
24273 24274
>>24270
He slaps you on the back, disturbing your concentration.
"Habibi! Are you alright? You started muttering to yourself and you lost focus!"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24273
>>24272
kek
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24274
24275
>>24272
"me look for a quick coin any jobs around here, sexy?
im trying to make him distracted lets hope this dont backfire.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24275
24276
>>24274
>sexy
"Whoa there Habibi! I don't know what you're thinking but noooooo. That is bad juju!"
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24276
24277
>>24275
"sorry me bad at engrish me just simple minotuar what me say?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24277
24278
>>24276
"I understand. (he doesn't) Can I interest you in some cookware?"
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24278
24279
>>24277
"look man i dont have time in fact.can i ask you some questions about a interesting topic?"
*flashes sheriff swastika*
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24279
24281
>>24278
"I see you are busy, I will leave you then," he defers.
Aside from some background conversation, nothing strikes Infernius as immediately interesting or significant.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24280
>Detect Evil
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24281
24282
>>24279
"hey come back here i need your help."
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24282
24283
>>24281
"Yes of course Habibi, I only wish to be of assistance. What can I help you with?"
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24283
24284
>>24282
"have you seen anything suspicious around here? any strange knife ears?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24284
24285
>>24283
"Suspicious? Oh no, nothing like that. Knife ears? Do you mean cuttings of ears with knife? That sounds very bad, I know of no knifing of ears."
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24285
24287
>>24284
"okay thanks for your cooperation, and just so you know i dont think your sexy."
after that i go to one of the stalls kinda close but not too close to the mad arabs stall then i cast detect evil and detect magic, after that i go to the police station and get a posse for assistance.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24286
This goy is being intentionally evasive. Cut the bullshit and announce that the place is under investigation, then push through until you find the stolen shekels. You're Chaotic.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Find_the_Path
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24287
24289
>>24285
There's bits of magic immediately detectable from your position at the bazaar, and a number of 'pings' on the ebil radar. Then you go to the police station, which is happy to help. "Just say the word"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24288
24290
Thez <whooof> is back in the stables, leaning against one of the eggs. "This is nice."
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24289
24291
>>24287
i have them detain the ebil chars.
and i have the stealthy one watch the arab.
then i cast find the path to find the location i saw in muh vision.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24290
>>24288
*still in a daze, cheeks flushed red*
"~Hmmmmm.. I know, right.."
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24291
24292 24294
>>24289
Okay now, easier said than done. You cast detect evil and detect magic, THEN went to the police station. All you would have gotten is the impression that there was some magic and some evil in the area (the efficacy of detect magic depends on how many rounds spent casting/concentrating, which with an immediate contrary action leads me to conclude "Not much".
So, before leaving to the police station, I have Infernius getting only the briefest confirmation that - yes - there is both magic and evil intermixed among the bazaar. Locating and tracking either will take more time, effort, and coordination in/with the police, if Infernius really wants to start rounding up.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24292
24293
>>24291
i have my men form a perimeter around me then i concentrate on detecting the evil guys.
fVJvo
?
No.24293
24294
[1d20 = 2]
>>24292
There's fewer than there were before.
"Habibi! There you are! What is the meaning? I am told there is a police force preventing customers from entering!"
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24294
24309
>>24291
>>24293
"the bazar is under investigation. you will be compensated." my pc decided to update. sorry
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24295
24296 24303
Does the library have any books on soccer?
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24296
24297
>>24295
>tr-8r
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24297
24299
>>24296
She was always a divegrass player. I want to rank up religious knowledge to get moar ebil powers.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24298
24304
Can I Cleave Sneak Attacks?
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24299
>>24297
Was

This is a Broncos Board
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24300
24301 24304
I wanted to rank up religious knowledge ranks and find potential clues to an ebil artifact though..
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24301
24302
>>24300
Fae can dispose of it alongside the tarasque remains
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24302
>>24301
Then she'd better rank up her knowledge in the area too, because some of those thinks can have catastrophic effects if not disposed of properly.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24303
24306 24309 24313
>>24295
No
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24304
24306 24309 24313
>>24298
No
>>24300
No

Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24306
>>24304
>>24303
Okay..
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24308
24321
Tracy decides to quit reading, and splays herself out across the egg-bed, sighing in contempt as she finally begins to relax and doze off (after like three nights of insomnia).
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24309
24310
>>24294
>>24304
>>24303

Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24310
24311
>>24309
After a lengthy search through the bazaar very little is found that is against any laws or regulations, and of those the police are unable to determine anything related to the missing gold.
Find the path leads toward the middle of the bazaar, but no apparent leads to where the gold has gone (its been moved, and hastily at that, but there's so many magic signatures in and around the area that its impossible to narrow in on this or that).

Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24311
24312
>>24310
so i found where it was?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24312
24314
>>24311
Fairly easily, there are no real "walls" to the bazaar, only pseudo-structures of blankets and skins. The middle was never 'off limits', it was just 'blocked' by tables and booths and visual obstructions.
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24313
>>24303
>>24304
Kek
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24314
24315
>>24312
are there any clues on the direction they were headed?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24315
24316
>>24314
The only clue is that they didn't pass through the perimeter, and that they were gone by the time Infernius made his way to the center. That alone suggests coordination and efficiency.
/GO+C
?
No.24316
24317 24318
[1d20 = 1]
>>24315
any trapdoors or hidden passages i can find?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24317
>>24316
Heh, no. Even with a decent roll, you'll find nothing. The bazaar stands on top of a well-paved section (not like modern pavement, but well-packed stone and dirt)
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24318
>>24316
>that roll
I think only rogues can do that
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24319
24320 24324
ok i go back to the Arab and ask him (cast discern lies before i talk to him) "do you know where the drow went?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24320
24323
>>24319
"Drow? I have heard no mention of Drow, Habibi" - True
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24321
24322
>>24308
Is Tracy's faggot in?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24322
24327
>>24321
Present
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24323
24325
>>24320
"do you know where the gold is?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24324
>>24319
The Bazaar area is still under police control, and a crowd has gathered outside of it, wondering what is going on. Thez arrives on scene, and begins talking to apparently random citizens in the surrounding crowd.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24325
24329
>>24323
"I don't understand Habibi, we have many items and wares that are gold." False - True
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24326
24327 24328
Trumpaladin looks into a mirror and says "I can do this"

Returns to the stables with a fire iron and oven mittens. He taps Tracy with the fire iron until she wakes

"Tracy? Tracy?"
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24327
>>24322
See >>24326
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24328
24330
385624__suggestive_artist-colon-livesmutanon_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_bed_bedroom eyes_female_grayscale_knife_monochrome_mouth hold_prone_solo_so.png
>>24326
"Yes, Flashy?"
Did he put on the ring earlier? Or should I have her give it to him again?
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24329
24331
>>24325
"me think you know something about my missing gold is that true?"
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24330
24333
>>24328
He left it in her hoof and ran
"What are you doing?"
fVJvo
?
No.24331
24336
[1d20 = 20]
>>24329
"Missing gold? You have missing gold?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24332
24336
Infernius detects that he's sweating. He definitely knows something, and his use of asking questions is a stalling technique, allowing him to avoid making false statements.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24333
24335
>>24330
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Wear the ring!
"Me? Just relaxing."
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24335
24337
>>24333
"On top of random eggs? That randomly appeared in the stables? What are you doing?"
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24336
24339
>>24332
>>24331
"look me see how much you sweat me know you know something, now this can go a couple ways and only a few of those result in you keeping life and buisness."
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24337
24338
>>24335
"I'm sitting on them to keep them warm. Their mother isn't around, so I thought I'd take them in."
*steam rises*
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24338
24341
>>24337
"Why are you steaming?"
Clearly unsettled
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24339
24340
>>24336
The bald guy steps back, his expression slowly transitioning from shock and dismay to clever amusement. His voice and his speech shift, into something of a sly english villain. "Well, this won't do at all."
D> smokebomb, chameleon power
He throws down a smokebomb, and the immediate area is clouded.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24340
24342
>>24339
"thez!!!! i found him!!!!!!!!"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24341
24345
>>24338
*shrugs*
"..I dunno. When I sit on these eggs I just feel.. warm.."
*steam rises off of blushing pony*
fVJvo
?
No.24342
24346
>>24340
A <whoof> sound can be heard nearby. "Where! Oh gawd, what is this? I can't see a damn thing!"
fVJvo
?
No.24343
[2d20 = 19]

Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24344
24346
Not good enough, the bald guy can be felt brushing past, knocking over a table and causing increased commotion in the area as bored and tired and otherwise idle vendors who are waiting to be released are upset by some asshole,...
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24345
24347
>>24341
"Stop it, it's disturbing me. You realize you are not these random eggs' mother right?"
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24346
24349
>>24342
"smoke bomb"
>>24344
"GEASTAPO STOP THE ARAB!!!!!!"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24347
24352
>>24345
*steaming stops*
"... but.. their mommy isn't around.. Who's going to take care of them?"
[sad pony noises]
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24348
24351
"Fug, get to the perimeter!" Thez shouts, before <whooof>
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24349
>>24346
Thez <whooof> to one end of the perimeter as Infernius calls out to the Gestapo, and she confirms Infernius' order. "This side is ready! Get to the other side!"
fVJvo
?
No.24350
[1d20 = 8]

Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24351
24353 24354
>>24348
*sprints to perimeter*
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24352
24357
>>24347
"You know the tower is heated, right? And that this species lives in cold areas of mountains, right? So heating these eggs now is unnecessary? Why are you spending all of your time on this?"
fVJvo
?
No.24353
[1d20 = 11]
>>24351

Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24354
24356
>>24351
Infernius emerges to face the guard, still a little surprised by the order, but ready. Moments after, Infernius emerges from the crowd to face an adjacent section of the guard, but ready.
"Stop that man!" Infernius says, pointing at Infernius. The guards appear confused.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24355
24360
For clarification, 'Infernius' just ordered the guard to stop Infernius.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24356
24358 24359
>>24354
i rip my horn off
"that faggot is knife ear in disguise."
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24357
24365
>>24352
How does he know what the species it is?
"... I don't know.. I just kind of acted on instinct.. I could feel they needed.. sitting."
*trembles like a pressure-cooker from suppressed steaming*
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24358
24360
>>24356
That'll work. The guard, having seen Infernius' transition from horns to no horns to one horn, quickly determine that something beyond the norm is at work, and quickly take 'Infernius' in hand.
"Well well, this is a surprise. You're not quite the bunch of fools that was first anticipated." True - True
Anonymous
WAOpk
?
No.24359
24362 24363
>>24356
Thez is an elf too though..
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24360
24361 24364
>>24355
>>24358
"hold out his hands."
*infernuis says with a toothy smile*
Anonymous
WAOpk
?
No.24361
>>24360
Oh dear...
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24362
>>24359
yea but i wouldn't call her that.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24363
24366
>>24359
Yeah, but he gave the Gestapo a quick rundown when bringing them over. Also I haven't commented on the Trump/Tracy exchange 'cuz the thing with Infernius and the bazaar, but that shit is fuggin' adorable.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24364
24367
>>24360
"Sigh, very well. I should warn you though, I'm only going along with this because I'm a good sport," baldy says condescendingly.
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24365
24368 24374
>>24357
Size of the eggs
Trumpaladin shrugs in a clear 'fuck it'
"Alright then, if that is your choice. Be mother hen if you want to be mother hen to someone else's eggs. But if you want to be mother of your own child, you can come find me."

He turns around, and leaves
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24366
Spoilered
>>24363
>fuggin' adorable
Glad to see my efforts are showing.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24367
24369
>>24364
*chop off his right hand*
"no one steal from the people of port barry or infernuis. now how about you tell me where that gold is?"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24368
24370 24375
651647__dead source_safe_artist-colon-berrydrops_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_earth pony_female_knife_mare_pony_solo_table.jpeg
>>24365
REEEEEEEEEEEEE! Come take the ring.
[confused pony noises]
*watches door close, rubbing her abdomen*
"........ Can't I be both..?" she wonders glumly after a while, to nobody in particular
*steaming slowly resumes*
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24369
24371 24373
>>24367
"Oh dear, you're not a good sport at all are you?" from the sleeve of the chopped off hand falls another smokebomb, again concealing the area.
D> Throw line, 2nd story.

Due to proximity to baldy, Infernius hears a squeaky voice as the area is filled with smoke, followed by baldy mutter something.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24370
24374
>>24368
Trollestia taps Tracy on the back, and nods for her to go after Trump.