The latest segment of our little adventure begins with the party frozen stiff,... because we ended it on a still-frame. Trump is bleeding and bruised, with an almost unnoticeable limp, while Tracy is still shuddering from Trump's ill placed hand earlier. Thez is nearby flicking giant-brain from her shoulder, while Giga-Torcuil - essentially a giant bearded scotsman in a plaid robe - wrestles with a 7-headed hydra (and losing I might add).
By the way, had I remembered that there was a hydra in MLP, I'd have used imagery much sooner.
Crap, wrong image.
There. So that, except with 7 heads, and most of them have a grip on Torcuil's 'not suited for wrestling with hydras' forearms. He's a bit of a bleeder it looks like.
For those not in the know, this is the continuation of a hybrid Dungeons and Dragons campaign which has been modified to suit anonymous image-boards. New players are always welcome, please just announce your interest in playing and we'll figure it out as we go.
Lurkers are welcome, please don't be disruptive. ^_^
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>>2255No, I meant it how I said it. We get alot of french-canadians where I'm at, and I want to make it clear I have no fucking clue what they just said, so don't even try. ^_^
>>2256"Technically yes, though my faggot can kinda sorta nudge characters in a direction that would make sense for their personality, to the degree that such personality is known. Take you for example, my faggot knows that you would be planning in your faggot's absence, and would assume you are doing such things in such cases." ^_~
>A rubber chicken appears in the air for a moment and then disappears"Technically, anything is possible."
>>2260Oh *joke flys over head*
>>22595/7
Would shag the burd again
>>2256By the way, may I suggest that you so inquired from cover? You rolled a 20 on your hide check and I'd hate to waste it.
>>2262>hide checkJust wear leather if you want stealth
>>2263>hide checkYou're trolling right? Plz tell me that was a pun.
>>2264Nope
You should wear leather armor if you want stealth
Cause its made of Hide "By the way, I'm surprised you guys didn't make anything while we were back at 'base'. I'd have thought you might wanna beef ur stuff, rather than just hoarding some of it," Thez says while staring up into the trees.
Oh yeah, the trees. The area you're passing through is very obviously overgrown with no human interaction for an indeterminably long time. Birds flitter through the trees and deer can be seen running and foraging in the distance. It is as though this place has been forgotten.
>>2265>>2263Can I equip that Hydra leather? I don't mind Tracy's lack of ability to craft decent clothing: it just has to look trashy.
>>2271Poncho, hood, and the trashiest leggings you can imagine.
>>2273I was thinking more goth-ish, but sure.
>>2272All good, though note that hydra-hide doesn't improve armor class, though it does give a 5-point damage reduction (for that degree of layering)
>>2280888 8 888 8 88 88888 888?
>>2279As long as it looks awful, that's fine.
>>2282"Except you of course, I like the look," Thez comments sidelong as the gate begins to be apparent in the distance.
>>2269My apologies, I had overlooked that. That is something he would have been doing while he was definitely not getting raped. If you'd like, you can have a bow, though a war axe would take more time to fabricate.
>>2283I walk towards the gate too
Also be bacm in a min
Does anyone want BGM, or are you all good?
>>2286Nah, let's just get this shit started. I got work tomorrow.
The party approaches an enormous archway made out of stone, at the center of which is a thick, heavy, iron door long rusted over.
>>2284Huzzah, I'll take a bow. Let's go with English Longbow, since it's quality, but would take less time to fabricate than the technically superior Asiatic composite bow.
also it makes a good melee weapon to smack little ponies with, when they are out of line >>2290>that spoiler>>2289I hit the door with my staff
>>2290careful, they might like itThe archway shades the area, so it is pretty bare soil around the gate. The door that is exposed is about 20' tall, though the remainder that lies under the dirt can't be determined. There doesn't appear to be a mechanism to operate it (buried?).
>>2291The door feels solid to the strike.
[1d20 = 1][inspect stones around the edge of the door]
>>2295>not referencing your mixtape >>2296Eh my mixtape is shit
But I mean ya know whatcha gonna do
Trump checks to make sure that there is in fact an unscalable wall around the enclosure, to be sure he can't just walk around the gate
>>2298Oui, sorry I wont have memes for awhile cause mobile posting
>>2300Nah, this wall is like, easily 100' up.
[1d20 = 5]
[Inspect crease of door/knob for clues]
>>2301Very well. Fireball explodes in a burst, with no apparent effects.
Thez crosses her arms and thinks for a moment.
[1d20 = 11]
[Looks up at the top of the door]
Roll for detection.
>>2304Unknown at this point, you would have to inspect the outside of the wall.
>>2306You notice a small birds nest occupied by an even smaller bird.