The latest segment of our little adventure begins with the party frozen stiff,... because we ended it on a still-frame. Trump is bleeding and bruised, with an almost unnoticeable limp, while Tracy is still shuddering from Trump's ill placed hand earlier. Thez is nearby flicking giant-brain from her shoulder, while Giga-Torcuil - essentially a giant bearded scotsman in a plaid robe - wrestles with a 7-headed hydra (and losing I might add).
By the way, had I remembered that there was a hydra in MLP, I'd have used imagery much sooner.
Crap, wrong image.
There. So that, except with 7 heads, and most of them have a grip on Torcuil's 'not suited for wrestling with hydras' forearms. He's a bit of a bleeder it looks like.
For those not in the know, this is the continuation of a hybrid Dungeons and Dragons campaign which has been modified to suit anonymous image-boards. New players are always welcome, please just announce your interest in playing and we'll figure it out as we go.
Lurkers are welcome, please don't be disruptive. ^_^
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>>2057>following his lead"This guy's got the right idea! Who cares who MAY have raped who, or what MAY have happened,... there's a whole world of shenanigens to get lost in!
>Thez beams Seriously, what is the status quo? I see there is a new character and... What's going on?
>realizes that no one else has realized the Minotaur.
"Oh, right, this is Infernius. He blew up while you all were busy. He wants to kill ziggers."
She seems happy at the thought of murder and mayhem, as though anyone didn't know already.
>>2060>status quoWut? There's a new character - a Minotaur Cleric - and Tracy has been entertaining herself while you have been idle. Nothing that has occurred will be consequential or damaging, but IS headcanon now, and will be depicted at some point
Gratz, you've helped inspire a Tracy/Trump OC. >Thez looks at Infernius
Ya know, you're right. Lets go kill some shit. I was thinking of doing other stuff muh record contract but really, I just want to spill some blood.
It'll be bad blood, I promise.
What have I gotten myself into?>>2066>Thez sizes him upYou'd have to bind me first, but yeah, lets kill some shit.
>>2068R U guys ready to kill shit, or do you want to enable him to wrangle his way out of this? The longer we dawdle, the more time he has to try and come up with a counter,....
>Friendly reminder, I'm on NO ONE'S side
>>2069I will go with the flow. If targets come I will kill them.
*prowls in the shadows, eyeing Flashy's back*
Trump, having never been attacked by Tracy, stands in full armor and full health with his sword at the ready
>>2072>>2073She presents a good point. She just got belted across the face. Of course, she had him tied to a bed but,....
>>2075Well technically yes, but its far less story-cumbersome if his armor was slipped off him rather than being cut. He was unconscious,....
>>2075Never left the wooded area
>>2077Dubs confirm, Trump was
uh standing outside the whole time. By Torcuil even, yes they were standing there the whole time
>sweatNothing untoward happened here. Lets kill some ziggers!
>nervous laugh >>2080i trust all my party member surely i want be raped
Okay, so for the situation as it stands (kinda modded cuz there was discontinuity) lets assume that Trump stormed his way outside while Thez, Infernius, and Torcuil were standing out there.
>>2081Where is unknown, but you can tell by this new fellow that there is cause to be avoidant of and as permitted murderous of, ziggers.
>>2073>being this AwesomeGo ahead; re-write history: it will unrape you.
\r
>>20831. Was I knocked out by Tracy or not
2. Do I have my armor
3. Do I have my sword
4/ are there enemies nearby?
We won't speak for the moment of what may or may not have transpired WRT Tracy/Trump. Ever,... unless it comes up again Xp.
Seriously though, unless players are intent on raping eachother (which, I admit, is not prohibited), there is not much story to develop on that avenue (anymore lol)
>>2085Consider it a compartmentalization that has not become consequent yet.
>>20861. No, of course not, that would be untenable and improper, I'm offended that you would suggest otherwise. What manner of bread do you think this is, something degenerate?
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. No
>>2086(so can i get a quick rundown on your character)
>>2089Trumpaladin, a Paladin and lawful good, former member of the imperial guard
I'm guessing of Equestria? and served in multiple capacities. Loves his nation and loves killing things.
I think I'm a large human also >>2091>instinctively putting this at an introductory phaseTrump extends his hand in stoic and measured openness to this Bullish (literally) monstrosity that only actually stands about 1/2 a foot taller.
>>2092"Pleased to meet you Mr... Mr. Inferius."
>wants to say "I've worked with many diverse and colorful characters including Mintotaurs, but doesn't want to sound awkward and kind of racist by bringing it up >>2091i am infernuis, ceric of adolf hitler the god of rage and truth. i seek to save eqrestria from the zigger menace trying to replace them
>>2089>>2094"I would ask you what brings you out here, but I guess we're both sort of in the same situation"
>>2094i like your trump but he dosent compare to my adolf
>>2095"I see. I too am a servant of my nation. Or I was, anyways. Perhaps I can help you on your quest."
>>2098Thez suddenly remembers something about Trump being literall Hitler, but thats a far-off and unassociated memory.
>>2099i would love allies on my crusade
>>2102Tell me, do you have any idea on how to get out of here?
*eyes Thez worriedly*
>>2103no, i tried to go into some rooms and exploded.
>>2103>whooofs upside down in a legs-crossed sitting positionWe (and I'm including me) haven't explored beyond the north gate!