/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal


If you want to see the latest posts from all boards in a convenient way please check out /overboard/

Name
Email
Subject
By clicking New Reply, I acknowledge the existence of the Israeli nuclear arsenal.
Comment
0
Select File / Oekaki
File(s)
Password (For file and/or post deletion.)

CojBfiOXEAARt9m.png
vector__hydra_8_by_estories-d7iv725.png
6936720ac1b5fbb9c8139674ba211a0f-db4nmv9.png
Gaming Night Phase 3
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.1799
The latest segment of our little adventure begins with the party frozen stiff,... because we ended it on a still-frame. Trump is bleeding and bruised, with an almost unnoticeable limp, while Tracy is still shuddering from Trump's ill placed hand earlier. Thez is nearby flicking giant-brain from her shoulder, while Giga-Torcuil - essentially a giant bearded scotsman in a plaid robe - wrestles with a 7-headed hydra (and losing I might add).
By the way, had I remembered that there was a hydra in MLP, I'd have used imagery much sooner.
Crap, wrong image.
There. So that, except with 7 heads, and most of them have a grip on Torcuil's 'not suited for wrestling with hydras' forearms. He's a bit of a bleeder it looks like.

For those not in the know, this is the continuation of a hybrid Dungeons and Dragons campaign which has been modified to suit anonymous image-boards. New players are always welcome, please just announce your interest in playing and we'll figure it out as we go.
Lurkers are welcome, please don't be disruptive. ^_^
413 replies and 58 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.2106
*ears twitch*
Anonymous
3h/gc
?
No.2107
2111
>>2105
the north gate seems the best place to start
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.2108
*listening*
Anonymous
3h/gc
?
No.2109
i walk towards the main gate
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.2110
*watches from stealth*
Anonymous
zva22
?
No.2111
2113
>>2104
I'm guessing you must be new here. I have met with Football... Not just a representation of Football, but the one, true Football, and He told me that we are already dead; we have been selected because of our merits and also that blue one over there. This snake lady thing said something similar - that we are already dead, that there is no going back, and that we are to fight endlessly and pointlessly for the amusement of bored minor deities...
>>2107
But if there is a way back to save our countries... well, we may as well try the main gate. Onwards!

*walks towards the main gate*
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2112
2114 2117 2119
So (unless I hear any objections) the overwhelming party consisting of:
Torcuil - Currently absent, but a stout Scotsman and developming Meme Magician (lit, he has to meme to cast spells).
Trump - Totally not raped in any way, Trump is resplendent in his shiny armor, with his fine Bastard sword and ample tower shield.
Tracy - Totally not a psychopath in any way. Has a bandolier of knives tho, and looks at you weirdly.
Infernius - The new guy. He's not a monster, he's a minotaur. He carries a Zwiehand(Exceptionally-Great-Sword) with augmenting (and useful!) knee and shoulder-plates.
Thez - Archetype, Tulpa, She's here to make sure anyone who is pudding gets to still play; Sadistic rage-monk.
Anonymous
3h/gc
?
No.2113
2115
>>2111
dead,alive it dont really matter all thats matter is we kill those ziggers.
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2114
>>2112
"Cuz if you die, I can just whack you with a stick!" she menacingly adds.
Anonymous
zva22
?
No.2115
2116 2118 2128 2224
*Trump ponders his memory of an Episode of Star Trek, "The Gamesters of Triskelion"*
>>2113
*Looks at Inferius funny*

"First, do we have all of the supplies we need to venture far?"
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2116
>>2115
Yes, ample dry rations have been available such that you would naturally have taken advantage and would have them in possession
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.2117
2119 2121
830631__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-wuzzlefluff_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_big head_the mask.png
>>2112
*looks towards supply stores*
Anonymous
3h/gc
?
No.2118
>>2115
the fhurer will provide
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.2119
>>2117
wrong pic...
>>2112
looks about right.
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2120
"I recommend the Hydra jerkey!"
Thez enthusiastically offers.
Anonymous
3h/gc
?
No.2121
>>2117
N-nice s-swords
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.2122
2123
Sshh! I'm in assassin stealth!
... I think....
Anonymous
3h/gc
?
No.2123
>>2122
*whispers* nice swords
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2124
2126 2127
Okay, I have to ask your opinion as players at this point.
Traditionally I would present you with an obstacle, in this case a large, reinforced, iron gate. I would do so to give certain players the opportunity to gain experience for ingenuity or creativity. I would also use this opportunity to drag the game out some, cuz rhythm.
This is not a traditional rendering of the game. Can I instead suggest that there may have been some arguing over methods, some bants and insults, and some general tomfoolery before ultimately the gate 'got broken from increased attention' and the party carried on?
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.2125
Anyone still up?
Anonymous
3h/gc
?
No.2126
2128
>>2124
sure thats fine with me
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.2127
2128
>>2124
It's 3:00 AM, and I'm tired as fuck.. That souds good, but I'm not sure if I have any energy left for dialog...
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2128
2130
>>2126
I appreciate your willingness to compromise. Its not always like this, but its not always like 'anything' at this point. I welcome your participation.
>>2127
U with your,... oh sleep! Xp
>>2115
Its not (You) who is getting raped/exploited (come on, Paladins are comic relief, combat aside), its Trumpaladin, and he is no more real than a pony. Xp
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2129
2132
Concluding Tracy as being passed out (lit or fig) I see nothing barring a continuation of the story.
Anonymous
3h/gc
?
No.2130
2133
>>2128
so what happens next gm
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2131
2132
>As Tracy begins to waver, Thez intercepts her descent, laying her in a pile of not-filth nearby
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.2132
>>2129
>>2131
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm not being left out!

*continues some distance behind group*
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2133
2135
>>2130
We venture north through the (fuck that shit) broken gate.
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.2134
2136
[stalking mode activate]
Anonymous
3h/gc
?
No.2135
>>2133
i stop and take a piss
wiBf2
?
No.2136
2138
[1d20 = 20]
>>2134
Wasn't leaving out, just making so character can go afk if needed
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2137
Oh, so vanished
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.2138
>>2136
Fuck it then. My brain's shutting down, and I have shit to do tomorrow....
Trumpadin, show-up on time next week, so you don't get >raped.
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2139
2141
I do want the story to continue, and I'm fully prepared to go to lengths to depict it. Having said, I also recognize that anons are/may-be on different timezones and positions. Tracy is falling out, but characters can still play on. I'll admit a bias toward Tracy 'cuz Thez wants to rape her, but we can work well past that.
Anonymous
zva22
?
No.2140
2142 2144
And... I've been dropped from classes because I did not pay tuition on time. I've been busy with job applications and a new internship and they couldn't be fucked to send me an email warning me of the deadline. Whatever, I'll deal with this on Monday
Anonymous
3h/gc
?
No.2141
2150 2161
>>2139
alright i continue on
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.2142
>>2140
Fuck. It sucks when that happens.
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2144
2146 2147
>>2140
Rather, are you stable enough to hold out for a few weeks at minimum?
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2145
WHY Kek? Why doth thou graceth thyne bread with wanton dubs and trips?! Is it thy will that those who doth venture into parts unknown of the imagination be blessed and checked?
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.2146
>>2144
Checked...
*Sleeps irl*
Anonymous
zva22
?
No.2147
2148
>>2144
Yeah, I should be able to hold out. The job search is putting me into depression and a litany of side issues are not helping.
Never go to law school. I do not care how well you did on the LSAT or how ranked an institution you were accepted into
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2148
>>2147
>almost went to law school
>ended up in industry
I can argue any-which way.
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2149
2151
BTW, some mod needs to make it so Game Night doesn't rape the mainboard.
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2150
>>2141
Sorry Infernius/Confed-anon, it doesn't look like there are enough players to sustain the Game. Generally the Game runs on Saturdays, with storyline, bants, and inter-character development at leisure through the week. Next Sat, we'll pick up where we left off (on the verge of killin'! ssshhhh, u don't know that yet), but since we're (the group) not in a threat-situation, u can interact as you like per the maps. I can't reupload cuz they're in thread.
Anonymous
zva22
?
No.2151
2152 2156
>>2149
If you mean the prominence of the thread on the homepage, perhaps the feature causing posts from the board to appear on the home page could be made configurable, such that /vx/ could be easily listed or delisted as needed with Admin edit, or perhaps threads with special tripcodes would not have replies to them appear on the homepage (sounds unnecessarily complicated to me, but there's a Dev I'll bet would love to write this).

If you mean the fact that the main board sort of dies, I think that's just what happens when 4 active posters are distracted from the main board.
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2152
2153
>>2151
Not dies, but is drowned certainly. The nature of the Game guarantees rapid posting.
Anonymous
zva22
?
No.2153
2154
>>2152
So... Like what do you want changed?
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2154
>>2153
Well, I come out of a gaming-coma and when I look at the homepage its all /vx/-gaming. I'm not adverse, but I imagine this inhibits browsing and perusing, so I would suggest something that prevents game thread from being obtrusive? IDK.
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2155
https://youtu.be/yPxJnvSZrU0
>cuz fug u
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2156
>>2151
What I meant:
The gaming thread hogs the homepage. I would hate for a random new-mlpol to get drowned in gaming shit by happenstance. Thank you for the degrees of slack that the gaming thread has enjoyed, but look out for the newb,... we may rape them in time.
Anonymous
cFnno
?
No.2157
2158 2159
>autistic reee-ing
I fucking past out again last night, sorry about that guys
Dont drive three hours then RPG
Anonymous
RO8h1
?
No.2158
2160
>>2157
You missed the party...
Don't worry, we didn't really kill anything last night.
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2159
2160
>>2157
Yeah, no worries. It took most of the session to get everyone ready to venture out anyway, not that that is a bad thing since we got another player out of it!
Anonymous
cFnno
?
No.2160
2162 2166
>>2159
>>2158
Okay, glad to hear I didnt miss anything
So, ill be free tonight if anyone wants to play though
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2161
>>2141
Oh! I totally forgot to mention! We've gamed like this for the past three weekends, usually starting in the afternoon/evening on Saturdays, and I'll spend the week (off and on) filling in details that might have been overlooked, unspoken, or too cumbersome to require players to "ask the right questions".
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2162
2163 2169
>>2160
Well, there is ONE thing you missed, but I'm pretty sure that some players want to pretend it didn't happen,.... Xp
Anonymous
zva22
?
No.2163
2164 2165
post-9721-0-55004900-1376528682.png
>>2162
Pretty sure you meant to say "I'm pretty sure it didn't happen
Anonymous
RO8h1
?
No.2164
until death do us part.png
>>2163
>
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2165
>>2163
Yes of course, how careless of me to misspeak in such a manner that suggests otherwise,... cuz we can be certain that nothing happened and all. ^_^
Anonymous
3h/gc
?
No.2166
>>2160
Yea if you guys want to play today im down.
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2167
2168
>like I'm not gonna be around
I'm not opposed,....
Anonymous
3h/gc
?
No.2168
>>2167
Nah its alright then
Anonymous
cFnno
?
No.2169
2170
>>2162
Oh the rape shit?
Eh I expected it from tracy starting at day 1

Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2170
2191
>>2169
R... rape? Whatever are you talking about? Nothing of the sort ever happened, it must be your imagination. ^_^
Anonymous
cFnno
?
No.2191
spongebob.png
>>2170

Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2224
2226
>>2115
>Gamesters of Triskelion
Actually, thats a very apt comparison, though in this case the audience is "whatever" is the causal agent(s) behind meme magic. Desu, that's a number that is legion.
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2225
2228
So to reiterate, we can do a little gaming tonight (after Tea I'm thinking) if players would like, otherwise Thez is going to banter more about the game/etc as the party makes its way north. Feel free to throw out questions or w/e as inspired.
Anonymous
zva22
?
No.2226
2227
>>2224
It's really an interesting question. In Gamesters of Triskelion, they are to fight for the pleasure of the pretend-gods, basically as gladiators. However, many Christians will openly say everything "is for the pleasure of God." Yet the two are looked at very differently. I think it's because in the Christian context, the service is to a loved and respected authority figure. There is a reciprocated love of the served deity, so that the service is in part out of love. The served deity is also highly respected and admired, and his approval is very highly valued. It's the same as making your father or your hero proud, except more so. In the Gamesters of Triskelion, it's basically slavery and suffering for the sake of simple amusement to beings who are not admired or admirable, and who are not loved nor do they give any love in return for the service.

This matters because of how it plays into Trumpaladin's motivations. He is a former soldier and law enforcement officer. He is motivated to serve a purpose higher than himself. He is no one's gladiator, though he is a happy and willing crusader. That's why he interprets the words of John Elway and Thez, though they say almost the same thing, very differently. The former is inspirational, the latter causes a crisis of faith
Anonymous
cFnno
?
No.2227
2229 2230
>>2226
Refresh me memory
Is Gamesters of Triskelion the one with the Bamboo cannon?

Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.2228
waiting.png
>>2225
Lurking and ready to >play at a moment's notice.
Anonymous
cFnno
?
No.2229
>>2227
Ah, nope
I havent seen that episode yet
Is GM here?
I wanna party
Anonymous
zva22
?
No.2230
2232
Gamesters_of_triskelion_small.png
>>2227
The Bamboo Canon Episode is "Arena," which is not the episode discussed here, although is very similar in that a set of god-like entities are trying to make two species fight for them, so it's a relevant comparison.

Gamesters of Triskelion is an episode where Kirk and a few of the crew are taken from the transporter bay and end up in a gladitorial arena where they are excepted to fight with other beings who are kept captive there. The voices heard operating the arena are very pushy and demand they fight for their amusement, calling them "thralls" and keeping them in line with sort of Shock-collars. Kirk quite naturally charms or romances a female captive, and they eventually manage an escape and attack the computers that are holding them.
GM
wiBf2
?
No.2231
2232
I'm here, and I see Torcuil, Tracy, and Trump are also here. Infernius, are you in das haus?
Anonymous
cFnno
?
No.2232
2233
>>2231
EYYYYYYYYY
THE PARTY ARRIVED
>>2230
Ahh thanks
I really havent hotten past season 1 yet
GM
wiBf2
?
No.2233
2234
>>2232
We have another player. Infernius, the Minotaur Cleric blew up yesterday (twice) and has joined in on shenanigens.
Anonymous
cFnno
?
No.2234
2235 2236
>>2233
>blew up
>twice
What was the second time?
GM
wiBf2
?
No.2235
2237
>>2234
He opened the door next to him too. ^_^
I'm pretty sure he's the OP of the COYA thread, but that's been idle for 2 hours now so idk if he's on.
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.2236
2237
>>2234
Read the thread. He had a few shitty rolls.
Anonymous
cFnno
?
No.2237
>>2235
>>2236
Kek
GM
wiBf2
?
No.2238
2239 2240
Firetrap doesn't do all that much damage anyhow. The practice began because previous players had a nasty habit of sneaking into one another's room, so one player started putting a firetrap on his, not so much to deter thieves, but as a motion-detection; it can only be disarmed magically.
Over time, other players contracted the initial to put firetraps on their rooms as well, as the absence of an explosion upon returning meant that someone had been in their room. Eventually, said character made a practice of firetrapping all the rooms, particularly when players were inside for lulz. This is when the sign was posted, which only egged him on further.
Anonymous
zva22
?
No.2239
2241
>>2238
>Trumpaladin is irritated at the thought of being only a player, He thought he would be doing more with his death than this. Actually, what was he expecting out of being dead? Trump doesn't really know what he expected. I guess just not to be dead?
Anonymous
cFnno
?
No.2240
2243
>>2238
>tracyxtrump stuff
WEW LADS
E
W

L
A
D
S
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2241
2242
>>2239
But he's not dead, its that he has died. Besides, in order to understand all that, you have to figure out the riddle of the player who is controlling the player, who then controls Trump. ^_~
Anonymous
zva22
?
No.2242
2245
1071202__safe_artist-colon-accu_edit_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_angry_cute_earth pony_female_frown_glare_grumpy_looking at you_looking up_pet_pony_sho.png
>>2241
I demand info dump. Put in Thez's prattling lines
Anonymous
cFnno
?
No.2243
2244 2245
600px-MacLeod_tartan_(Vestiarium_Scoticum).png
>>2240
also info on Torciul
the entire body kilt was a fairly accurate represntation GM
now give it a hood and make it this color
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.2244
2246
>>2243
Interesting taste.
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2245
2246 2247
>>2242
"See, the thing is that while we are here, wandering through the (now into the) forest, there are faggots sitting in front of devices kinda like the sphere in the pyramid, essentially controlling our every move.
In the same sense, those faggots are characters being controlled by players beyond THEIR comprehension."
>>2243
>pouf
Anonymous
cFnno
?
No.2246
>>2244
Its my favorite tarten out of my three family clans
>>2245
Pouf?

Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.2247
>>2245
*Whispers*
"Wow... So original..."
wiBf2
?
No.2248
2250 2256
[1d20 = 16]
"The actions we are naturally and inevitably inclined to make are actually determined by individuals shall we say, who exercise control over us in the context that is presented. For example:
>Thez kicks Infernius in the junk
Note that he doesn't respond. This is because his faggot is not currently interfaced. In the same sense, there is a faggot behind the faggot who interfaces with our faggot and makes our faggot make us do things.
>Pouf is 'poof' au francais
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2249
In the case of Infernius' faggot, his faggot's faggot hasn't caused him to be present, so I don't get the satisfaction of having junk-punted him."
Anonymous
cFnno
?
No.2250
2251 2252
>>2248
>au francais
>tfw je parle dans francais
Nothing like trying to learn
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2251
2252
>>2250
I only know that 'cuz Warner Bros. Mis francais le non bien
Anonymous
cFnno
?
No.2252
2254
>>2250
*Je parle un peu de francais
Like I said, learning
>>2251
I dont know what that means

Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2253
2258
8.png
"Anyway, I know it's all weird and complicated, so please don't let your head explode over it," she concludes.
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2254
2255
>>2252
>My french the no good
Anonymous
cFnno
?
No.2255
2260
>>2254
OH
You mean
Mon le francias est pas bien
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.2256
2260 2262
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>2248
*Steps forward curiously*
"So... Does this mean that any one of us won't be able to move, unless the faggots in whereeverthefuck controlling this place are paying attention? Couldn't that suddenly make any one of us very.. vulnerable, to attack?"
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.2257
Also note, there's a Gantz-esque element to the game, in addition to 'entity involvement'. There is some utility to the Game that is currently unknown to characters, even Thez.
Anonymous
cFnno
?
No.2258
2259
>>2253
Is...
Is that thez?