The latest segment of our little adventure begins with the party frozen stiff,... because we ended it on a still-frame. Trump is bleeding and bruised, with an almost unnoticeable limp, while Tracy is still shuddering from Trump's ill placed hand earlier. Thez is nearby flicking giant-brain from her shoulder, while Giga-Torcuil - essentially a giant bearded scotsman in a plaid robe - wrestles with a 7-headed hydra (and losing I might add).
By the way, had I remembered that there was a hydra in MLP, I'd have used imagery much sooner.
Crap, wrong image.
There. So that, except with 7 heads, and most of them have a grip on Torcuil's 'not suited for wrestling with hydras' forearms. He's a bit of a bleeder it looks like.
For those not in the know, this is the continuation of a hybrid Dungeons and Dragons campaign which has been modified to suit anonymous image-boards. New players are always welcome, please just announce your interest in playing and we'll figure it out as we go.
Lurkers are welcome, please don't be disruptive. ^_^
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>>2105the north gate seems the best place to start
i walk towards the main gate
>>2104I'm guessing you must be new here. I have met with Football... Not just a representation of Football, but the one, true Football, and He told me that we are already dead; we have been selected because of our merits and also that blue one over there. This snake lady thing said something similar - that we are already dead, that there is no going back, and that we are to fight endlessly and pointlessly for the amusement of bored minor deities...
>>2107But if there is a way back to save our countries... well, we may as well try the main gate. Onwards!
*walks towards the main gate*
So (unless I hear any objections) the overwhelming party consisting of:
Torcuil - Currently absent, but a stout Scotsman and developming Meme Magician (lit, he has to meme to cast spells).
Trump - Totally not raped in any way, Trump is resplendent in his shiny armor, with his fine Bastard sword and ample tower shield.
Tracy - Totally not a psychopath in any way. Has a bandolier of knives tho, and looks at you weirdly.
Infernius - The new guy. He's not a monster, he's a minotaur. He carries a Zwiehand(Exceptionally-Great-Sword) with augmenting (and useful!) knee and shoulder-plates.
Thez - Archetype, Tulpa, She's here to make sure anyone who is pudding gets to still play; Sadistic rage-monk.
>>2111dead,alive it dont really matter all thats matter is we kill those ziggers.
>>2112"Cuz if you die, I can just whack you with a stick!" she menacingly adds.
*Trump ponders his memory of an Episode of Star Trek, "The Gamesters of Triskelion"*
>>2113*Looks at Inferius funny*
"First, do we have all of the supplies we need to venture far?"
>>2115Yes, ample dry rations have been available such that you would naturally have taken advantage and would have them in possession
>>2112*looks towards supply stores*
>>2115the fhurer will provide
>>2117wrong pic...
>>2112looks about right.
"I recommend the Hydra jerkey!"
Thez enthusiastically offers.
Sshh! I'm in assassin stealth!
... I think....
>>2122*whispers* nice swords
Okay, I have to ask your opinion as players at this point.
Traditionally I would present you with an obstacle, in this case a large, reinforced, iron gate. I would do so to give certain players the opportunity to gain experience for ingenuity or creativity. I would also use this opportunity to drag the game out some, cuz rhythm.
This is not a traditional rendering of the game. Can I instead suggest that there may have been some arguing over methods, some bants and insults, and some general tomfoolery before ultimately the gate 'got broken from increased attention' and the party carried on?
>>2124sure thats fine with me
>>2124It's 3:00 AM, and I'm tired as fuck.. That souds good, but I'm not sure if I have any energy left for dialog...
>>2126I appreciate your willingness to compromise. Its not always like this, but its not always like 'anything' at this point. I welcome your participation.
>>2127U with your,... oh sleep! Xp
>>2115Its not (You) who is getting raped/exploited (come on, Paladins are comic relief, combat aside), its Trumpaladin, and he is no more real than a pony. Xp
Concluding Tracy as being passed out (lit or fig) I see nothing barring a continuation of the story.
>>2128so what happens next gm
>As Tracy begins to waver, Thez intercepts her descent, laying her in a pile of not-filth nearby
>>2129>>2131REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm not being left out!*continues some distance behind group*
>>2130We venture north through the (fuck that shit) broken gate.
>>2133i stop and take a piss
[1d20 = 20]>>2134Wasn't leaving out, just making so character can go afk if needed
>>2136Fuck it then. My brain's shutting down, and I have shit to do tomorrow....
Trumpadin, show-up on time next week, so you don't get >raped.
I do want the story to continue, and I'm fully prepared to go to lengths to depict it. Having said, I also recognize that anons are/may-be on different timezones and positions. Tracy is falling out, but characters can still play on. I'll admit a bias toward Tracy 'cuz Thez wants to rape her, but we can work well past that.
And... I've been dropped from classes because I did not pay tuition on time. I've been busy with job applications and a new internship and they couldn't be fucked to send me an email warning me of the deadline. Whatever, I'll deal with this on Monday
>>2139alright i continue on
>>2140Fuck. It sucks when that happens.
>>2140Rather, are you stable enough to hold out for a few weeks at minimum?
WHY Kek? Why doth thou graceth thyne bread with wanton dubs and trips?! Is it thy will that those who doth venture into parts unknown of the imagination be blessed and checked?
>>2144Checked...
*Sleeps irl*
>>2144Yeah, I should be able to hold out. The job search is putting me into depression and a litany of side issues are not helping.
Never go to law school. I do not care how well you did on the LSAT or how ranked an institution you were accepted into
>>2147>almost went to law school>ended up in industryI can argue any-which way.
BTW, some mod needs to make it so Game Night doesn't rape the mainboard.
>>2141Sorry Infernius/Confed-anon, it doesn't look like there are enough players to sustain the Game. Generally the Game runs on Saturdays, with storyline, bants, and inter-character development at leisure through the week. Next Sat, we'll pick up where we left off (on the verge of killin'! ssshhhh, u don't know that yet), but since we're (the group) not in a threat-situation, u can interact as you like per the maps. I can't reupload cuz they're in thread.
>>2149If you mean the prominence of the thread on the homepage, perhaps the feature causing posts from the board to appear on the home page could be made configurable, such that /vx/ could be easily listed or delisted as needed with Admin edit, or perhaps threads with special tripcodes would not have replies to them appear on the homepage (sounds unnecessarily complicated to me, but there's a Dev I'll bet would love to write this).
If you mean the fact that the main board sort of dies, I think that's just what happens when 4 active posters are distracted from the main board.
>>2151Not dies, but is drowned certainly. The nature of the Game guarantees rapid posting.
>>2152So... Like what do you want changed?
>>2153Well, I come out of a gaming-coma and when I look at the homepage its all /vx/-gaming. I'm not adverse, but I imagine this inhibits browsing and perusing, so I would suggest something that prevents game thread from being obtrusive? IDK.
>>2151What I meant:
The gaming thread hogs the homepage. I would hate for a random new-mlpol to get drowned in gaming shit by happenstance. Thank you for the degrees of slack that the gaming thread has enjoyed, but look out for the newb,... we may rape them in time.
>autistic reee-ing
I fucking past out again last night, sorry about that guys
Dont drive three hours then RPG
>>2157You missed the party...
Don't worry, we didn't really kill anything last night.
>>2157Yeah, no worries. It took most of the session to get everyone ready to venture out anyway, not that that is a bad thing since we got another player out of it!
>>2159>>2158Okay, glad to hear I didnt miss anything
So, ill be free tonight if anyone wants to play though
>>2141Oh! I totally forgot to mention! We've gamed like this for the past three weekends, usually starting in the afternoon/evening on Saturdays, and I'll spend the week (off and on) filling in details that might have been overlooked, unspoken, or too cumbersome to require players to "ask the right questions".
>>2160Well, there is ONE thing you missed, but I'm pretty sure that some players want to pretend it didn't happen,.... Xp
>>2162Pretty sure you meant to say "I'm pretty sure it didn't happen
>>2163Yes of course, how careless of me to misspeak in such a manner that suggests otherwise,... cuz we can be certain that nothing happened and all. ^_^
>>2160Yea if you guys want to play today im down.
>like I'm not gonna be around
I'm not opposed,....
>>2167Nah its alright then
>>2162Oh the rape shit?
Eh I expected it from tracy starting at day 1
>>2169R... rape? Whatever are you talking about? Nothing of the sort ever happened, it must be your imagination. ^_^
>>2115>Gamesters of TriskelionActually, thats a very apt comparison, though in this case the audience is "whatever" is the causal agent(s) behind meme magic. Desu, that's a number that is legion.
So to reiterate, we can do a little gaming tonight (after Tea I'm thinking) if players would like, otherwise Thez is going to banter more about the game/etc as the party makes its way north. Feel free to throw out questions or w/e as inspired.
>>2224It's really an interesting question. In Gamesters of Triskelion, they are to fight for the pleasure of the pretend-gods, basically as gladiators. However, many Christians will openly say everything "is for the pleasure of God." Yet the two are looked at very differently. I think it's because in the Christian context, the service is to a loved and respected authority figure. There is a reciprocated love of the served deity, so that the service is in part out of love. The served deity is also highly respected and admired, and his approval is very highly valued. It's the same as making your father or your hero proud, except more so. In the Gamesters of Triskelion, it's basically slavery and suffering for the sake of simple amusement to beings who are not admired or admirable, and who are not loved nor do they give any love in return for the service.
This matters because of how it plays into Trumpaladin's motivations. He is a former soldier and law enforcement officer. He is motivated to serve a purpose higher than himself. He is no one's gladiator, though he is a happy and willing crusader. That's why he interprets the words of John Elway and Thez, though they say almost the same thing, very differently. The former is inspirational, the latter causes a crisis of faith
>>2226Refresh me memory
Is Gamesters of Triskelion the one with the Bamboo cannon?
>>2225Lurking and ready to
>play at a moment's notice.
>>2227Ah, nope
I havent seen that episode yet
Is GM here?
I wanna party
>>2227The Bamboo Canon Episode is "Arena," which is not the episode discussed here, although is very similar in that a set of god-like entities are trying to make two species fight for them, so it's a relevant comparison.
Gamesters of Triskelion is an episode where Kirk and a few of the crew are taken from the transporter bay and end up in a gladitorial arena where they are excepted to fight with other beings who are kept captive there. The voices heard operating the arena are very pushy and demand they fight for their amusement, calling them "thralls" and keeping them in line with sort of Shock-collars. Kirk quite naturally charms or romances a female captive, and they eventually manage an escape and attack the computers that are holding them.
I'm here, and I see Torcuil, Tracy, and Trump are also here. Infernius, are you in das haus?
>>2231EYYYYYYYYY
THE PARTY ARRIVED
>>2230Ahh thanks
I really havent hotten past season 1 yet
>>2232We have another player. Infernius, the Minotaur Cleric blew up yesterday (twice) and has joined in on shenanigens.
>>2233>blew up>twiceWhat was the second time?
>>2234He opened the door next to him too. ^_^
I'm pretty sure he's the OP of the COYA thread, but that's been idle for 2 hours now so idk if he's on.
>>2234Read the thread. He had a few shitty rolls.
Firetrap doesn't do all that much damage anyhow. The practice began because previous players had a nasty habit of sneaking into one another's room, so one player started putting a firetrap on his, not so much to deter thieves, but as a motion-detection; it can only be disarmed magically.
Over time, other players contracted the initial to put firetraps on their rooms as well, as the absence of an explosion upon returning meant that someone had been in their room. Eventually, said character made a practice of firetrapping all the rooms, particularly when players were inside for lulz. This is when the sign was posted, which only egged him on further.
>>2238>Trumpaladin is irritated at the thought of being only a player, He thought he would be doing more with his death than this. Actually, what was he expecting out of being dead? Trump doesn't really know what he expected. I guess just not to be dead?
>>2238>tracyxtrump stuffWEW LADS
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>>2239But he's not dead, its that he has died. Besides, in order to understand all that, you have to figure out the riddle of the player who is controlling the player, who then controls Trump. ^_~
>>2241I demand info dump. Put in Thez's prattling lines
>>2240also info on Torciul
the entire body kilt was a fairly accurate represntation GM
now give it a hood and make it this color
>>2242"See, the thing is that while we are here, wandering through the (now into the) forest, there are faggots sitting in front of devices kinda like the sphere in the pyramid, essentially controlling our every move.
In the same sense, those faggots are characters being controlled by players beyond THEIR comprehension."
>>2243>pouf
>>2244Its my favorite tarten out of my three family clans
>>2245Pouf?
>>2245*Whispers*
"Wow... So original..."
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"The actions we are naturally and inevitably inclined to make are actually determined by individuals shall we say, who exercise control over us in the context that is presented. For example:
>Thez kicks Infernius in the junk
Note that he doesn't respond. This is because his faggot is not currently interfaced. In the same sense, there is a faggot behind the faggot who interfaces with our faggot and makes our faggot make us do things.
>Pouf is 'poof' au francais
In the case of Infernius' faggot, his faggot's faggot hasn't caused him to be present, so I don't get the satisfaction of having junk-punted him."
>>2248>au francais>tfw je parle dans francaisNothing like trying to learn
>>2250I only know that 'cuz Warner Bros. Mis francais le non bien
>>2250*Je parle un peu de francais
Like I said, learning
>>2251I dont know what that means
"Anyway, I know it's all weird and complicated, so please don't let your head explode over it," she concludes.
>>2252>My french the no good
>>2254OH
You mean
Mon le francias est pas bien
>>2248*Steps forward curiously*
"So... Does this mean that any one of us won't be able to move, unless the faggots in whereeverthefuck controlling this place are paying attention? Couldn't that suddenly make any one of us very.. vulnerable, to attack?"
Also note, there's a Gantz-esque element to the game, in addition to 'entity involvement'. There is some utility to the Game that is currently unknown to characters, even Thez.
>>2253Is...
Is that thez?