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Gaming Night Phase 3
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1799
The latest segment of our little adventure begins with the party frozen stiff,... because we ended it on a still-frame. Trump is bleeding and bruised, with an almost unnoticeable limp, while Tracy is still shuddering from Trump's ill placed hand earlier. Thez is nearby flicking giant-brain from her shoulder, while Giga-Torcuil - essentially a giant bearded scotsman in a plaid robe - wrestles with a 7-headed hydra (and losing I might add).
By the way, had I remembered that there was a hydra in MLP, I'd have used imagery much sooner.
Crap, wrong image.
There. So that, except with 7 heads, and most of them have a grip on Torcuil's 'not suited for wrestling with hydras' forearms. He's a bit of a bleeder it looks like.

For those not in the know, this is the continuation of a hybrid Dungeons and Dragons campaign which has been modified to suit anonymous image-boards. New players are always welcome, please just announce your interest in playing and we'll figure it out as we go.
Lurkers are welcome, please don't be disruptive. ^_^
413 replies and 60 files omitted.
Anonymous
zva22
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No.1802
1804
Wait. Why am I bleeding and bruised.

Also, do to changes in rules, I don't think I am allowed to namefag anymore, except with my discord/site name
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1803
As motion resumes for our players,... motion does not resume for our players. What does happen is that the Hydra resumes snapping and tearing at Torcuil, but he almost immediately falls backward as though he's no longer moving,... because curiously he finds himself unable to move. Tracy also finds herself stuck in that pose of ecstacy , unable to break free of some form of magic that appears to suddenly be operating.
Only Trump and Thez seem unaffected by this sudden change,... oh and the Hydra too.
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1804
1806
>>1802
You got smacked good and proper last session.
Wait wut? Namefag/discord wut?
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1805
Besides, we're savvy, ur the guy who keeps saying what Trump is doing
Anonymous
zva22
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No.1806
1807
>>1804
So... how injured am I?
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1807
As Torcuil falls over sideways, the Hydra looks around for impending threats, before turning for a moment to look behind it. You can't see what its looking at, but for a moment it flinches. Its seven heads scream and it begins to charge away from the group, before with a sudden jerk collapses, dead.
As the dust settles, a <cli-cli-click, cli-cli-click> can be heard slowly making its way toward the now settled battlefield. An enormously tall and weirdly slender figure begins to appear through the dust, it stands approximately 20' tall. It can't be made out, but the top appears bulbous and awkward while the rest is slender and insectile.
>>1806
I'd put you at 55%. You're not going to incur any penalties except movement, until healed that is.
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1808
nao.png
Pic is clearing. Dark red are bodies, black is new figure, colors correspond to characters (giant brown cuz I don't have plaid as a color Xp)
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1809
As the figure steps more fully into view, you can see that the figure is actually two. Walking around at about 12' tall is a slender and wickedly barbed, evil corrupted, praying mantis on steroids lookin' thing, robotically prodding its way along. At the end of several of its legs are wickedly jagged claws and it has a sinister air about it.
On its shoulders stands an orc.
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1810
Thez breaks into hysterical laughter
"You STILL have that thing! That's too good! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The orc is not amused. He stands at about 6'5", and is garbed in traditional orcish shamanic attire (beads, bones, feathers, that kinda shit). Though clearly aged and weathered, his muscles are finely chiseled almost as though of stone. He gazes a perma-glare across the settled battlefield.
"You. Explain yourself." He says to Thez.
wiBf2
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No.1811
[1d20 = 15]
>Thez's eye twitches
Now hold on a sec. I know this is weird and you're feeling familiar 'cuz you recognize me but everything else is weird, but that doesn't mean,....
He cuts her off in a sweeping, dramatic gesture:
"If you won't do as I command, then DIE!"
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1812
A small green beam fires from his finger and bounces harmlessly off of her.

Apparently, that was supposed to have worked.

"You're still not done with that, are you?" she boringly observes.
He gathers from within and about himself, does a crazy song and dance and from his hand bursts forth a shower of flame that immediately extinguishes its self as soon as it makes contact with her.
She yawns prolongedly.
"Look here zombie-fist, if you wanna have a go, lets do this, otherwise the alcohol-computer is online," Thez shrugs.
wiBf2
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No.1813
[1d20 = 6]
The orc jumps from his crazy-bug-mount, makes a gesture toward Thez, and begins to chant.
The bug slowly advances on her in a weird sideways-forward advance before one of its largely apparent (it has so many) eyes fires a red beam at her.
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1814
Thez easily sidesteps the creatures red beam of hate, and calmly closes distance.
"You know I'm gonna break it right?" she taunts the orc as she enters a ready stance.
From his back, the orc produces a wicked staff that looks like a chunk of 6' farming fencepost. He then drives the staff of weird metal agains the ground, the section he was holding turns into a finely wrapped grip, while the remainder turns into an obviously-magicked 4' flanged and barbed and burred and wtfe'd monster-club of metal doom.
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1815
As his black mantis-thing slowly flanks Thez, he readies his ridiculously abstract bar-mace.
>Plz note: during cinematics, die rolls are DM-in person (on my kitchen table).

The orc closes into striking range.

Thez - attack of opportunity (due to orc's advance into her threatened area). Ready stance
(at this point I am going to depict some of the finer points/maneuvers of combat), attacking incoming attacks (-4 to attack called shots).
Orc rages, and is surrounded by swirling magic (divine power, atk bonus up major).
wiBf2
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No.1816
[1d20 = 1]
Mantis-creature fires a grey-ish beam at Thez which
wiBf2
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No.1817
[1d100 = 88]

wiBf2
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No.1818
[3d20 = 44]
Fails as the creature stumbles on some random debris.
Thez maintains ready stance.
Orc does a song and dance and doubles in size.
To clarify, the orc is now about 15' tall. He carries a 4.5'diameter wicked bar-mace of mauling which he menacingly waves at/around Thez (who is still bored) before attacking.
wiBf2
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No.1819
[1d100 = 23]

wiBf2
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No.1820
[1d100 = 74]
His first swing misses as she vaults over it, the second she spins underneath, and the third squarely connects, concussively striking at her lower and upper extremeties a the same time, such that several dislocations can be seen as her body contorts.

But then the Thez that can be seen getting brutalized and the Thez that is standing curiously behind the orc, watching the orc brutalize 'the Thez' become apparent. The brutalized Thez slides apart as though made of shadowy sand.
wiBf2
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No.1821
[4d8+31 = 48]
[1d20 = 1]

wiBf2
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No.1822
That didn't work
wiBf2
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No.1823
[4d8 = 25]

Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1824
"You've been slacking on your melee skills, Slag"
Thez chides before golf-swinging 'Slag' about 51' away into a tree-line (with her broom).
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1825
After a moment of satisfaction, Thez turns to Trump, Tracy, and Torcuil (who is on his side, but can see her).
"That's Slag. I'm probably gonna have to rough him up for the next hour or so. Please, for your safety, go inside the pyramid so I can proper stomp this ugly motherfucker.
>Thez beams a smile before dispelling the magical hold on Torcuil and Tracy.
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1826
1857
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Slag stands up from the edge of the tree-line, clearly enraged by being so unceremoniously sent flying. His strange mantis looks at him, unsure how to proceed, its arms waving menacingly in the air at Thez. He makes a quick gesture in her direction and performs another song and dance, this one causing small black flames to erupt acoss his arms, increasing the air of darkness around him.

Thez - Ready stance
Slag - Free action - direct mantis; cast unholy aura.
Mantis - Fire cold beam

Thez fails(?!) her saving throw, and is hit with a beam that causes small ice crystals to grow across the surface of the strike point, and she winces visibly, but is otherwise unmoved.

Thez - Ready stance - Dimension Door on successful attack. Charge 'Juuken'
Slag - Barbarian Rage
Mantis - Close distance and full attack

She holds up her left hand beckoning Slag to 'come get some', as he starts to Hulk out. The mantis closes on Thez's side. She voluntarily forfeits her attack of opportunity and the mantis unleashes a barrage of attacks swiping once, twice, a third time, then it attempts to bite her, swipes yet again before zeroing in on her with its eyes.
She smiles.
As the creature fires another beam, this one yellow and arcing with electricity, Thez vanishes from her spot and the beam passes harmlessly through. She appears simultaneously in the air behind the Mantis, and strikes it in the back of the head.
"JUUKEN"
As she strikes it, the Mantis' head explodes as though hit by a cannonball. The insect begins to flail around and swipe at the air before curling up on its self and becoming motionless.
"I told you I was gonna break it,..." She goads as Slag, his over-the-top chunk of angry murder in hand, charges her in a bloodthirsty rage.
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
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No.1827
1830
So, we're just watching this?
>*clamps down*
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1829
Thez - Ready Dimension Door; Strike any incoming attacks, wait for opportunity
Slag - Full Round Attack
As he gets faster and faster, he attempts a particularly aggressive strike.

His speed and strength visibly augmented, Slag rashly swings (almost) wildly and without coordination, while Thez playfully dances around the battlefield. One swing after another connects with either air or the ground (He gets 4 when he's raged).

Thez - Rabbit stance, stunning fist, sweep
Slag - Full Round Attack

A second round of swings brings him no closer to even hitting her, let alone doing damage. Still, he shows no signs of tiring.
"Should I even bother using my fists? I know, I think its time for some rabbit-style!" She begins a fluid motion with her hands and feet, ultimately ending in a low crouch with one leg extended to the side, her arms held above her head like bunny ears. Slag lets out a blood-curdling roar and brings his bar-mace down upon her head, or starts to that is.
Upon lifting the mace over his head she did a quick little hop forward, bringing her body forward leading with her now crouched legs,... which both then kick forward in a blow that successfully knocks all available wind from his body, and jars him enough to cause him to drop his weapon and double over. Landing in a crouch next to him, her tail whips out and sweeps his feet out from under him landing him on his back in an undignified heap. The wind is still knocked out from him, so he loses any further action this round.
"You must realize by now that with the size of that thing, there's only two ways you can come at me. And now your bug is dead,...." she laments. "But MINE'S not!" she brightens and pulls a small fly-pin from her hair, which she throws to the ground.
Slag grabs his mace and begins to climb unsteadily to his feet, as the fly-pin grows to a length of about 9'lx4'wx4'h, wearing a gilt-covered saddle. As he readies his weapon, she steps on the fly which takes off immediately, but not before he fails to land another two blows.
The fly flies up about 20 feet, just outside his available range, where she just stands there dispassionately waiting for his autistic rage to wear off.
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1830
>>1827
For the moment. You're welcome to interact/input at any time. Slag comes from an Orc/Barbarian tribe where dominance is established through combat. Though he always loses, he always tries to put her in her place.
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1831
Before I go on, a note about ready-moves. Instant actions (pointing, saying something) can be done at any time, and a player can assign a number (not excessive) of ready moves during combat, though only one instant spell is allowed per round. So saying, Thez uses a strategy of readying a dimension door spell, while maintaining a stance from which she will strike any incoming melee attack. The effect is that she blocks any attacks that she can't outright dodge (assuming she has enough attacks per round) and upon a blow landing she releases the dimension door spell, avoiding any damage.
Battle monks are haxx.
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.1832
Normal actions are essentially 2/round except attacks, and except spells (1/round only). More than one attack per round requires a full round attack, which attacks with all available (unless otherwise desired). Some spells also require a full round to complete, but those are less common. Also, to cover a large distance (30y or more) takes a full round.
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1833
Players are not required to be that specific with combat, but are certainly encouraged to at leisure. It allows for a slightly more dynamic combat, where characters can in some ways anticipate their opponent's move and counter it strategically rather than only by a chance die roll.
This is especially useful with mages, where a timely dispel can be the difference between lulz and burning.
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1834
Concluding the cinematic fight:
Slag, unable to reach Thez during the last few moments of his rage, thrashes at the ground around him with his weapon before observably returning to himself, his breaths becoming labored and his posture one of obvious fatigue. Still holding her fly, she rotates around its thorax-vagina so that she appears seated on it, but inverted and on its belly.
"Are you doooooooone yet?" she cutely teases.
Even more furious at his disgraceful display, Slag's eyes shoot darts at her before he finally decided he has had enough. With a sharp glance toward Torcuil, Trump, and Tracy (hey, trip T's), he storms toward the pyramid.
"Don't mind him, ever since he first showed up he's been all "Die!" and "I command you!" and "Silence!". I get the impression he is used to being in charge, but here NO one is in charge!" She says looking now at the T's, her ponytail dangling upside down 'above' her head. "Anyway, I'm gonna get busy bringing these things inside," she indicates the recent corpses of the giants and hydra (incidentally, there's still zombie corpses littering the area,... just thought I'd mention). "Trump and Torcuil could use some medical attention, and I should be done by then".
For the next (undisclosed amount of time) Thez will be seen occasionally whoof(that's the Dimension door btw, think Nightcrawler from X-men)-ing around the corpses, and slowly dismantling them. First she collects all the armor from the giants, then she starts harvesting resources from the hydra (scales, teeth, claws, choice bones, etc.). As the last rays of sunlight disappear over the horizon, there is now several piles of neatly sorted items over by the workshop.
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1835
1836
The giants didn't have much on them except for their armor (for those that did), but that in and of its self is huge (not only cuz giants either). There are now sufficient stores of metal to craft any sort of melee weapon or armor you would want. The Hydra however, is where its at. The scales of a Hydra grant damage reduction to whatever armor they are applied to, and the teeth can be used to augment bladed melee weapons. What's more, the smell of cooked hydra emanates from the mess hall, in addition to a large (several cows worth) pile of meat (as a commodity or w/e) thats now being stored in the walk-in.
Anonymous
RO8h1
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No.1836
1837
>>1835
Isn't Hydra blood deadly poison? Hercules tipped his arrows in it to instant-kill several monsters.
Anonymous
RO8h1
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No.1837
1838
>>1836
I won't be nit-picky though....
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1838
1839
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>>1837
Well, not as specified by the listing in the Monster's Manual, but (whoosh) yes, poisonous (plz note, poison use without poison skill can have consequences ^_^). Thez didn't know that in any event, so its all still outside in a pile of hydra.
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1839
>>1838
>not saying Tracy wouldn't have such skill, just leaving it out there as a cautionary
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
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No.1840
1841
>*continues to savor the moment*
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.1841
>>1840
Thez notices Tracy watching the overall proceedings. She says "You're a little banged up yourself, you want a healing potion?"
>offers a small vial of bluish liquid
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.1842
Incidentally, if you're wondering where she is pulling/putting everything from/to, she is wearing a small hand-crossbow quiver at the base of her tail that is of a particularly useful and spacious variety.
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.1843
1844
Has Trumpadin moved yet?
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.1844
1845
>>1843
I had assumed he is communing with Football now
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
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No.1845
1846
>>1844
Alright. Give me a few hours to get some work done.
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.1846
>>1845
At your leisure, I've storied it back to 'base' so I'll just be lurking unless inspired
Anonymous
zva22
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No.1847
1848
Doesn't Football give Trump the power to heal himself and others?
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.1848
>>1847
It does, and himself.
Anonymous
cFnno
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No.1849
1850
>we started 18 hours ago
Shit im laggin
Give me a min to read whats happened

Anonymous
RO8h1
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No.1850
1851
>>1849
You new to the game?
Torcuil
cFnno
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No.1851
1852
>>1850
OH SHIT I DONT HAVE MY FLAG
Nah its PrinceAnon here, just traveling
Anonymous
zva22
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No.1852
1853 1855
>>1851
Want me to change your flag?
Torcuil
cFnno
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No.1853
1854
>>1852
You.. you can do that?
Anonymous
RO8h1
?
No.1854
1855
>>1853
He can. He's a mod.
Torcuil
cFnno
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No.1855
>>1854
Ah
>>1852
Sure if you'd be kind enough

Ill be back at about 9
RO8h1
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No.1856
[1d20 = 10]
It looks like I'll have to be a gladiator for quite a while before I can have my happily ever after.
What buffs could I get from making a killer outfit out of that hyrdra/giant skin?
Anonymous
RO8h1
?
No.1857
>>1826
Is there a codebook I can use for those attack patterns?
Anonymous
cFnno
?
No.1858
1859
So when we startin?
Mrs Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.1859
1860
>>1858
It's on cinematic mode, so you can do shit now, I guess.
You might want to start by healing your character at the football shrine

*Proceeds to scrape giant skin*
Anonymous
cFnno
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No.1860
>>1859
Good idea
>slowly crawls to football shite with hydra teeth sticking out of leg
Anonymous
zva22
?
No.1861
So I guess Trump uses his football powers to heal himself
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
?
No.1862
1863 1874
*Grumbles to self while prepping giant's leather*
"Fucking purple bitch, sticking us all in an endless gladiator tournament..! I'm going to have to reschedule the ceremony..."
*dissects hydra's head for brains*
"I think purple is more of my color.."
Anonymous
cFnno
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No.1863
1864
>>1862
Speaking of "salvaging" shit
Is there anything magical thats part of/on the hydra?
I want something to show for this shit
Anonymous
RO8h1
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No.1864
1865
>>1863
Kek's female form is Snek (Heket, actually). Perhaps materials harvested from the body would be of use for idolic or alchemical purposes.
Use your imagination.
Anonymous
cFnno
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No.1865
1868
>>1864
Yooo...
Tracy can you get me some bones, scales, and maybe a bit of blood?
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1866
1869
Sorry fam, took a short nap. Reviewing latest
Anonymous
RO8h1
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No.1867
1871 1878
*Glares in annoyance*
"Come and get it yourself, dumb frog-summoner!"
It's all sitting in neat piles. Try googling it to look up magic/symbolic uses of snake body parts.
*Abandons giant's hide and trots off to sharpening room*
"Useless junk. Didn't help the last guy who wore it one bit..."
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.1868
1878
>>1865
There's enough bones and scales that you can have some without really affecting the number. I mean as a resource I'll let you know when expended,... but you could probably pull off 3 suits of hydra plate before running out, and you've only got one armor wearer. So yeah, go nuts.
Anonymous
cFnno
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No.1869
1872
>>1866
No problem "fam" Am I cool now?

Anonymous
3h/gc
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No.1870
1872 1878
1492367726806.gif
can i join?you goys got a char sheet?
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
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No.1871
>>1867
I keep forgetting my name...
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1872
1873
>>1869
You are no longer full of little holes and teeth.
>>1870
What kinda character?
Anonymous
3h/gc
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No.1873
1875
>>1872
minotuar?
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.1874
>>1862
Trump successfully heals himself also.

During cinematics, you can just declare "Heals self" and poof, its only during actual combat/ongoing game that I'm gonna be more particular.
Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1875
1876
>>1873
Hmmmm. Interesting. Class?
Anonymous
3h/gc
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No.1876
1877
>>1875
cleric/crusader?
Anonymous
wiBf2
?
No.1877
1881
>>1876
Soo,... Lawful Good?
Anonymous
cFnno
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No.1878
1879 1880
>>1870
>char sheet
Honestly we're pretty much winging it at this point
But I have no objections to you joining
>>1867
>>1868
Ohh I have an idea
Snakes where used by Isis to get Ra's true name
Also cleopatra dies using snakes sticking to the egyptian theme
Do we need to interogate anyone?

Anonymous
wiBf2
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No.1879
>>1878
Not at the moment. Last living contact was the giants, and that was half a day previous. Good thinking though.
Mrs. Sentry
RO8h1
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No.1880
1882 1883
>>1878
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/308848486923177220/
Anonymous
3h/gc
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No.1881
1884 1885
1497861134510.png
>>1877
chaotic good
i wanna genocide the zebras
GM
wiBf2
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No.1882
>>1880
Nice.
Yeah, quick reiteration: Everything is a resource. ^_~
Anonymous
cFnno
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No.1883
>>1880
My nigga
Lets see
>renewal and change
Does this mean I can use them for healing and transformation?
>hoards the scales
GM
wiBf2
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No.1884
1886
>>1881
What a magnificent pali. It is done. So when you say minotaur, you mean "Mlp-world" or no?
Anonymous
cFnno
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No.1885
1887 1889
>>1881
As the resedential meme wizard I must do it
ALL HAIL THE GLORIUS DIGITS
DOWM WITH THE ZIGGERS

Anonymous
3h/gc
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No.1886
1888 1891
716px-Iron_Will_glare_S02E19.png
>>1884
of course

Anonymous
cFnno
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No.1887
>>1885
>Pony Rogue
>Scottish Meme Wizard
>A Padalin of Trump
>A Minotaur Cleric
What a goddamm team
GM
wiBf2
?
No.1888
1890 1894
>>1886
Do they have a preferred weapon? Other then that (and a name) we can run with this. Let me grab some pasta.
Anonymous
3h/gc
?
No.1889
1502138697937.jpg
>>1885
EIN ARYANE
EIN PONIREICH
EIN PONI
Anonymous
cFnno
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No.1890
>>1888
Nice trips,
Mmmmhh pasta
GM
wiBf2
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No.1891
1892 1895
>>1886
K. Alright, you find yourself in a room. You're not entirely sure how you got there, and its relatively bare. The walls are an opaque glass, with what appears to be a sliding door. There is no furniture except for a chest of the same glassy material, and the bed you find yourself on.
Anonymous
cFnno
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No.1892
>>1891
Oh kek
GM
wiBf2
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No.1893
1896
No spoilers
Anonymous
3h/gc
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No.1894
1896 1897
All you need is this bad boy its the zweihander _bac9aaa4ab0801c26c448d127dbcb635.png
>>1888
a zweihander
my name is infernius
Anonymous
3h/gc
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No.1895
>>1891
i go to the sliding door and open it
Anonymous
cFnno
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No.1896
>>1894
>zweilhander
Wew lad
>>1893
Spoiler: spoiler

GM
wiBf2
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No.1897
1898 1901
>>1894
Oh shit son. Wew. Okay. Please note, its a 2-hand weapon only.
Anonymous
cFnno
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No.1898
1900
>>1897
>2-hand weapon only
>2-hand
I would have expected that with a name zweihander
GM
wiBf2
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No.1899
1902
At the moment, Thez is in the Mess area tinkering with a weird scepter-lookin thing. Slag is also Mess in the corner, looking like a zombie fist (we started calling him that 'cuz his skin is green and when he gets mad his face scrunches up like a zombie fist,... see like that right there).
GM
wiBf2
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No.1900
>>1898
Just making sure,.... ^_^
Anonymous
3h/gc
?
No.1901
1907
>>1897
i excpected no less
Anonymous
cFnno
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No.1902
1903
>>1899
Stop stealing my digits
In the mean time I look for any books on potions