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Occupied Equestria: Cabin in the Woods
GwXVL
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No.109000
109002 109005 109009
This week, in "Occupied Equestria":

Wondering through through the Changeling lands at night on the road between Bales and Whinnyapolis, Onyx, Brie, and Spark have stumbled upon a set of farm ponies trying to hide their cattle in the forest, away from their changeling occupiers. While rescuing a cow, Onyx and Brie have taken heavy damage, and so they followed them to the cabin of a local woodspony. But they found the woodspony and a farmer replaced by changelings, and after a skirmish are alone and wounded in the cabin in the woods.

Over in Baltimare, Dark Star has decided to give up his life as Dark Star, the Earth Pony farm colt, to become Tyrel Jackson, or "Gold Chains," a zebra and aspiring rap artist. Through the magic of Valmorification, it is possible. Iron is freaking out after possibly having received a message from God herself. That, and his usual social awkwardness. Silver is cashing out on a long standing set of projects, and is readying himself for the next phase
1274 replies and 83 files omitted.
Ds
ZQ8q0
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No.109976
109980 109987 110033
>>109973
"Wha da buck yo pickle head ass say to me zigga?"
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109979
>>109975
"So they are going to just trust ponies to waltz up to their HQ to drop off some foals and be on our way just because we had you speak some changeling tongue? Unless you convinced them of something I am not aware of..."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3zlUI
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No.109980
109982
>>109976
It's like Dark Star found the perfect confusion button for the unicorn.
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.109981
109983
>>109975
Onyx's voice comes from the other side of the door
"THE CHANGELING'S SIDE?"
Ds
ZQ8q0
?
No.109982
109988 110033
>>109980
"Das rite."
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.109983
109990
>>109981
Brie face-hoofs
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.109987
109992 110033
>>109976
Iron's face contorts into disgust yet again.
(I never heard Cauldron talking like that.)
"Are you sure they talk like that, Dark Star?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3zlUI
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No.109988
109992
>>109982
"...Well, perhaps you know more about how zebras talk here in Baltimare than I do, but I do not think I have ever heard zebra talk like that."
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.109990
109995
>>109983
"Regardless, ask them why they attacked and why they surrendered. I'm curious."
Ds
ZQ8q0
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No.109992
109993
>>109988
>>109987
"Have Either of You Ever been forced to live with ziggers on the streets? i have."
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.109993
>>109992
Iron seems unconvinced, but relents yet again.
"If you say it works, it works."
Anonymous
f/et/
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No.109995
110014
>>109990
Addressing the force/group indicated
"Warum hast du angegriffen?"
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.109996
110000 110004 110009
>>109951
She nods, again with her hoof at her chin
"That could work, again let's just hope they are still there afterwards"

>>109957
"Alright... let's hope no lasting harm is
done"

>>109966
>>109962
The following scene greets Brie when he enters the bedroom

It's a fairly small bedroom, wider than it is futher across, with at least one bunk bed against the wall, a couple windows that are partly iced over, and a missing bed. Simple wood floor, walls, and ceiling, giving the whole room a homogeneous look and nothing decorating the room besides the single remaining bunk bed, making it look pretty bare

The Changelings:
There are two of them, staring right at Brie and Spark

The left one has blue green eyes and a very degraded uniform that is mostly burnt. His carapace looks completely messed up, with deep black burns, dried blood, and parts of his carapace are torn because of presumably a lack of water as it wrinkles together. His wings are shriveled likewise, there is no way that pony is going to fly tonight. He still wears his Schwarmhelm helmet, which also has burns reducing some of the paint of it. Though he retains both eyes, one of them is swollen, and he keeps his lid half closed, as that eye has been damaged. It looks like it is leaking fluid. The black body - blacker from the burns - does at least have a slight bulge around the belly, so at least he has eaten very recently.

The second Changeling is to the right. His left set of hooves are poised forward in a manner that may not bring much comfort to his captors, like he is preparing to spring forward. This is likewise a fully grown drone, in a tattered, worn, and more than a little torn field grey military uniform, stained brown by mud - hopefully mud - over time. In the center of his chitinous barrel, his uniform is completely torn, and there is a bandage overtop made hastily from the cotton bandage of a first aid kit. This bandage has a bit of a blue stain to it, and this portion of its body looks collapsed in, like his whole exoskeleton has partly collapsed in in the middle. he takes short, fairly labored breathes, and sounds like he is in pain from wheezing. His eyes are an alconsuming blue. A deep blue, it looks kind of like a shallow pond late at night, where a lattern has lit up underneath it, as a point in each eye is a little brighter than the rest, getting darker the further it goes from the center. His face is unscathed. He too, wears the steel helmet. It's a bit worn and some paint has come off, but it looks like a better condition than the other
Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110000
110024
>>109996
Oh god

Ds
ZQ8q0
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No.110004
110011 110012
>>109996
"i just had an odd feeling, perhaps after we finish this round of drinks we should go check it out."
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.110009
>>109996
"Err... I wish I knew more about fixing bugs up."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3zlUI
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No.110011
>>110004
"If you say so." Silver very quickly downs the rest of his whiskey in one go, making a face and straining against the sudden strong burn in his throat. "Eugh...I hate doing that..."
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110012
>>110004
Iron looks at his drink.
"Right. I forgot I had this."
He sips it all up but coughs slightly over the taste.
(Ugh, I hate these.)
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110014
110017
>>109995
Blue Eyes is the first to respond, with a look of confusion. His voice is strange even for the standards of a Changeling, like he;s out of breath
"Sie sprechen Wechselbalg?"

Then, the burth blue-green eyed drone answers, and he answers in full, stopping at points as if to edit his remarks in real time

"Wir waren hungrig. Wir wurden vor einigen Monaten von unserer Gruppe getrennt und wollten nicht zurück. Wir fanden diese Hütte hier im Wald und sie hatte ein paar Ponys ..."
He looks as if he has more to say on this point, but he stops

"Sieben­hundert­vier­und­fünfzig und Achthundertneunundfünfzig hörten Geräusche. Sie gingen nachforschen, und es war dieses verdammte schwarze Pony. Er hat beide getötet. Wir haben uns als Schafe verkleidet, um zu entkommen, aber sie kamen schließlich zurück und fanden unsere seidene Beute ... sie fanden die Ponys. Wir griffen an und das Einhorn verbrannte mich, während mein Kamerad aufgespießt wurde"


Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110017
110020 110024
>>110014
>Sie sprechen Wechselbalg
Brie rolls his eyes "ja ich spreche"
>>110014
"Das ist verrückt"
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.110020
110023
>>110017
"What is he saying?"
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110023
110029 110032
>>110020
"Der erste sagte "We were hungry. We were separated from our group a few months ago and did not want to go back. We found this cabin here in the woods and she had a few ponies." der zweite sagte "Seven hundred fifty-four and eight hundred fifty-one heard noises. They went investigate, and it was that damn black pony. He killed both. We disguised ourselves as sheep to escape, but they finally came back and found our silken prey ... they found the ponies. We attacked and the unicorn burned me while my comrade was being impaled" Brie says dryly.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110024
110026
>>110000
Checked, kek, and why that response?

>>110017
Blue eyes moves back, locking his legs into position. Like he’s startled, but somehow more comfortable
“Bust du ein Wechselbalg?”

Blue Green adds his own:
“Wir waren aus neunzigster Infanterie. Wir wurden getrennt, als die Crystal-Ponys angegriffen wurden.”
Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110026
110033
>>110024
>Bust du ein Wechselbalg
"Nein, ich bin nur eine dumme Fledermaus mit mehr Verstand als Verstand"
>Blue green
"Ich weiß nichts über Kristallponys oder Infiltration. Ich bin hier auf einer Mission der Rache."
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.110029
110034
>>110023
"Damn it. Tell them I am sorry for their loss."
Anonymous
PEPEO
?
No.110032
110033 110055
>>110023
Hey hey! He's not black, he's crystal-equestrian!
Anonymous
CAN5+
?
No.110033
110036
>>109982
>>109976
Blue Skies looks at Dark Stat strangely

>>109970
She drinks it

>>109987
“I mean.... I haven’t really lived in Baltimare very long”

>>110026
“Oh... okay.”
It is Brie’s answer to Blue Eyes that really let’s him feel it is okay to continue
“Bitte, wir sind Deserteure. Wir sind aus dem Bienenstock von Phalantine, und wir wurden gezwungen, der Hegemonie zu dienen, als unser Bienenstock annektiert wurde. Wir haben keine Streitigkeiten mit Ponys oder Equestria, die über unsere Ernährungsbedürfnisse hinausgehen. Wir wollen keine Ponys verletzen, es sei denn, wir müssen uns selbst verteidigen oder hungern. Wir sind in der Hegemonie nicht willkommen und streifen schon lange durch die Wälder.”

>>110032
Uh.....
Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110034
110038 110041
>>110029
"Careful, you might start liking them," Brie chides.

Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110036
>>110033
Iron shrugs.
"I hope he is right. I do not want needless metal wounds on me for riling up zebras against us."
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
?
No.110038
110041
>>110034
"Kind of hard not to feel pity on them. Must have been all of my classes in Harmony. Still, they shot at us. I won't feel sorry for lighting him on fire for it."
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110041
110044
>>110038
Only three of them shot at Spark and Onyx. One of them love-drained Onyx but did not have a weapon

>>110034
I’m not sure how I feel about this
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
?
No.110044
>>110041
I would still classify it as an attack as far as a pony would know.

And you should feel happy knowing that it hurts to combat your enemies. It's not an xp + gold sack.
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110047
110051 110055 110066
"Oh quit yer crying, all of you! Oh boo hoo, I don't remember the first time I tieded mine own hoof-laces all by myselfs!" Brie says cutely and mockingly "When you're done, there's business to handle."
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.110051
110054
>>110047
"Can you at least tell them I understand now?"
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110054
110058
>>110051
Brie says to the changelings: Alles, was Sie tun müssen, um sich von Ihrem Karapize zu lösen, tun Sie es jetzt.
"Yes."
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110055
110057 110062
1304597B-7CF9-4CB4-9BE6-BDF5931674AF.png
>>110047
*cries more*
Oh..... okay

>>110032
The colt looks up to Onyx
“Where did you come from?”
He asks
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110057
110058 110061 110066
>>110055
Quit yer cryin GM
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110058
110061 110063
>>110054
With a flash of green light, the drones before Brie appear to be replaced with two sheep of equal size

>>110057
Okay...
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.110061
110078
>>110058
>>110057
"Umm.... why did they change?"
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110062
110078
>>110055
"The crystal empire... One of the most beautiful places in Equestria. The architecture is just crystals and carved stone as far as the eye can see..."
Onyx stares off into space, seeming to forget about the colt.
"I wish I could go back"
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110063
110078
>>110058
"What the fuggg,...."
DS
ZQ8q0
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No.110066
110068
_crying lime.png
>>110057
>>110047

Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110068
>>110066
Trip dubs of crying! Its a cryin shame!
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110071
Ur mom is post 778
Anonymous
PEPEO
?
No.110072
110073 110075 110078
Is onyx gonna have to start crying in memory of his home that he doesn't know if he'll return to?
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110073
110075 110080
>>110072
Thanos meme when?
Anonymous
5awsN
?
No.110075
110080
>>110073
>>110072
Click your hooves to bring it back.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110078
110080 110081
>>110062
He places his little hooves on the couch next to Onyx
“That sounds beautiful. I wish I had been there. I’ve never been very far from the farm. The furthest I’ve been is to see the fair over in Whinnyapolis. We had Crystal Empire soldiers visit us during the war though. They were nice. Dad gave them some potatoes”

>>110063
>>110061
“Haben Sie uns nicht gebeten, unsere Panzer zu verlieren?”
Should be “carapace”

>>110072
Yes
Anonymous
PEPEO
?
No.110080
110088
>>110075
But he's onyx... not ruby....
>clinks ruby together.
>>110073
>Did you do it?
>Yes
>What did it cost?
>Hey GM! How many changelings did I kill?
>>110078
"Heh, I was a soldier myself one time... Maybe you can visit the empire sometime though. You're still young."
He pats the sofa, inviting him up.
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110081
110082 110088
>>110078
>Haben Sie uns nicht gebeten, unsere Panzer zu verlieren
Uhm
"Did not you ask us to lose our tanks?"
Doesn't make sense
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110082
110088
>>110081
Oh, its supposed to be carapice
It still doesn't make sense e_e
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110088
110090 110091 110093
>>110080
Onyx has killed 2 changelings and contributed to killing Marecuse

>>110080
The little formerly-ruby Earth pony joins onyx, both of their coats dulled
“I could.... but the Changelings don’t let us move around much. They don’t like us here in the woods either”
He wraps his tail around him, sits up, and looks at Onyx
“You were a soldier? For the Crystal Empire?”

>>110081
Carapace. Apparently the German word for “carapace” is the sane as the word for “armor,” which in English is a synonymous for Tank

I feel like I’m living out a lecture I watched in a philosophy of language class when I visited the college I would later go to. It was a lecture about W. V. Quine’s theory if the Indeterminacy of Translation, and how one word can turn into something completely different in the course of translation.

>>110082
Suffice it to say, the changelings misunderstood what Brie was trying to tell them
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
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No.110090
110097
>>110088
Spark boops a sheep.
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110091
110092 110104
>>110088
Goddammit, I don't even know what Brie was trying to tell them!
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3zlUI
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No.110092
>>110091
It sounded to me that Brie was telling them to disguise themselves.
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110093
110104
>>110088
"Yep, I helped tug artillery and poked any pony that got too close and wanted to take out the artillery."
He pats the pony's head
"Well maybe I can get you out of here if you want to travel."
CAN5+
?
No.110097
110101
[1d20+3 = 8]
>>110090
HISS!
It bites
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110100
110104
NO WOUNDED LEG MEMES
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
?
No.110101
110104
>>110097
"OW! You can't just turn into something fluffy and expect not to be booped! It's hard enough when you look like ponies!"
Anonymous
CAN5+
?
No.110104
110106 110109
>>110091
Brie told them
“All you have to do to get rid of your Karapize, do it now”
I think that means they need to disguise themselves

>>110100
What is this meme you speak of?

>>110101
They do not understand Spark. One of them blinks

>>110093
He nods at Onyx, maybe just a tad bit disappointed
Until that last part
“Get out of here? What is that?”
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110106
110112
>>110104
"You know, get you away from the bugs and out to see equestria"
Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110109
110111 110112
>>110104
>disguise themselves
Yes, that's totally what I meant
>meme
I was referencing the "I used to be a hero" skyrim meme

DS
ZQ8q0
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No.110111
110123
>>110109
I used to be a rouge like you. then i took an arrow to the knee.
Anonymous
CAN5+
?
No.110112
110115 110118
>>110109
A Changeling briefly poofs back, and shows a leg entirely riddled with holes that let you see all the way through to the other side

>>110106
He sits there, anxious but moving his tail
“ I don’t know. I would like to go see things, and I want to get away from the changelings. But there is my farm and my older brother, and my family farm”
Anonymous
PEPEO
?
No.110115
110120
>>110112
"Well... You could always come back.... or take them with you.... Or start a new farm..."
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110118
110120
>>110112
D'awww
Anonymous
CAN5+
?
No.110120
110123 110130 110135
>>110118
“Was willst du?” asks Blue Eyes... or at least that’s probably blue eyes

>>110115
“I... I can? Are you sure?”
Anonymous
PEPEO
?
No.110123
110127
>>110111
Check'd
>>110120
"Sure, I don't see why you couldn't"
Anonymous
CAN5+
?
No.110127
110131
>>110123
“So we could take my brother. What about my parents. Are you sure we could come back?”
The pony’s tail moves more, and there seems to be more energy in the dulled grey colt


Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110130
110133
>>110120
Begging your pardon, OOC, but I don't even know what the conflict at hand IS. Last I checked, we made negotiations with the changelings and our papers were approved. I literally don't know what the fuck is going on.
Anonymous
PEPEO
?
No.110131
110134
>>110127
"I'm sure they could come, and it wouldn't be too hard to bring you back I'm sure."
Anonymous
CAN5+
?
No.110133
110136
>>110130
Brie has made negotiations with the government of the Changeling Hegemony. These are are group of rogue changelings that deserted from the military and were roaming the forest, and who got in a battle and lost with Spark and Onyx after doing a lot of harm on a small civilian group, including cocooning three ponies. Spark has kept them prisoner in the bedroom. They neither know what negotiations Brie made with the Hegemony, nor would it really matter to them, as they are no longer affiliated
Anonymous
CAN5+
?
No.110134
110152
>>110131
“Yay! Where could you take me?”
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110135
110137
>>110120
"Für den Anfang keine Schlampe sein!!"
Anonymous
f/et/
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No.110136
>>110133
Oh jesus christ
Anonymous
CAN5+
?
No.110137
110139
>>110135
“Aber.... Okay”
Blue green tilts his head down, then looks back up
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110139
110141 110145 110146
>>110137
"Willst du sterben Dann steh auf!"
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110141
110145 110146 110147
>>110139
"Möchtest du beten? Dann kämpfe!!"
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
?
No.110145
>>110139
>>110141
"Umm... there sure is a lot of yelling going on... is everything ok?"
Anonymous
CAN5+
?
No.110146
110147 110150
5462F4AB-5811-4CAC-9E2D-67B93E55E3E1.png
>>110139
They get up

>>110141
“Was?”
They looks scared and confused
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
?
No.110147
110150
>>110146
"Calm down..."
>>110141
"What are you telling them?"
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110150
110157 110165 110174
>>110146
Goddamn right they're scared and confused.
"I don't know where you come from. I don't know what or for whom you fight. I don't even claim to be he or that which you fight for."
>>110147
Shhh, it will be fine. Or they'll kill us. ^_^
>>110146
"Show me your mean face."
Anonymous
PEPEO
?
No.110152
110157
>>110134
"Well there's Canterlot, the crystal empire... Lot's of places"
Anonymous
CAN5+
?
No.110157
110158 110165
63F18318-77B9-45DC-9A7E-8C9531E288DD.png
>>110150
>>110150
They change back into changelings, and pulls back a little with concerned and confused expressions from the alien language shouted at them. They say nothing

>>110152
“But... the changelings have the Crystal Empire. The fascists have a Canterlot... how shall we go there? Will it be as pretty as it was?”
Anonymous
PEPEO
?
No.110158
110161
>>110157
"It will be just as pretty, we'll just wait until the war is over."
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110161
110164
6C96D66E-CDFC-4885-8109-1386A071765E.png
>>110158
“But... the war is over. We lost....”
Poner is sad now, and hangs his little head
Anonymous
PEPEO
?
No.110164
110169 110174
>>110161
"The war isn't over until every soldier quits. And I don't like the idea of bugs living in my home."
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
?
No.110165
110166
>>110150
>>110157
Spark pushes the bat out of the room and closes the door.
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110166
110171
>>110165
"Yeesh, I wasn't talking to the changelings,...."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3zlUI
?
No.110169
110174 110178 110180
>>110164
Celestia bless Onyx Steel, a true Equestrian patriot.

I get the feeling Spec would like him, if they ever met.
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
?
No.110171
110179
>>110166
"I'll let you come back in when you are ready to translate for me again."
Spark sighs.
"Let's just calm down for a little bit."
Anonymous
CAN5+
?
No.110174
110180
>>110164
He wags his tail more
“Fighting back?”

>>110169
D’aww

>>110150
Oh I see
DS
ZQ8q0
?
No.110178
110180
>>110169
this! he needs a medal
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110179
110181
>>110171
"If its one at a time, there'll be no problem. I can translate simple welchselbalg, but convoluted phrases and dialogues escape me."
Anonymous
PEPEO
?
No.110180
110184
>>110174
"Of course. I know I can't be the only one."
>>110169
>>110178
You guuuys
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
?
No.110181
110183
>>110179
Spark is tempted to complain about how he found 'I understand you now' a convoluted phrase, but refrains.

"It's ok. Right now they are on edge and they need to calm down before we continue."
Anonymous
f/et/
?
No.110183
110185
>>110181
"Then stop putting them in your crazy bug sex-slave dungeon"

(Am I kidding?)

(of course I am, but imagine if I wasn't)
Anonymous
H8sZD
?
No.110184
>>110180
“But how can I know you’ll win?”
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
?
No.110185
110189
>>110183
"This can hardly be considered a dungeon. They are in a room in a building with one pony watching them. I'm trying to get them to either leave peacefully or help us with our goal."
Anonymous
5awsN
?
No.110189
>>110185
Wanna hear something funny?
Spork Shimmer
Anonymous
CAN5+
?
No.110190
110191 110193
And discovered today that the lore of South East Equestria in EAW got fucked with more today.

Great
Anonymous
5awsN
?
No.110191
>>110190
Big oof. Hopefully no plans were derailed.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3zlUI
?
No.110193
110194
>>110190
Also big oof. I'll check what they've done in a sec, but for now, any summaries?
CAN5+
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No.110194
110195 110196
7BA44C63-2023-46FD-8B77-6F0088E46DF4.jpeg
CC41D070-F257-44A5-ABB5-EBC7BB72712A.jpeg
>>110193
In the far south, the area has gone from kind of Mexican to super Mexican. Whereas before there would be Tenochitlan, Saltmane coast, Temple, the Forbidden Jungle, and the East Forbidden Jungle, now it is Tenoctictlan, weird nahuatl name I can’t spell or pronounce, weird nahuatl name I can’t spell or pronounce, weird nahuatl name I can’t spell or pronounce, and weird nahuatl name I can’t spell or pronounce. It’s like going from my hometown, where 30% of the population was Mexican, to where I live now, where 92% of the population is Mexican. Seriously, every single state south of dusk-away and East of Stableside (the entire southeast) now has a name that is Nahuatl or Mayan and is 100% impossible for an Indi-European language speaker to spell or pronounce. Maybe it’s a plus, but I noticed that the pun I use, “neighuatl,” is now used in the game as well.

In the Baltimare Socialist Republic, there is now a split between the anarchist “libertarian socialists,” and the Communists who have not gone full retard. Over in Las Pegasus, a crime syndicate can take over. That nation is not playable, but I know that they have the option to seek support from their own version of the Blackhooves. I’m hoping it will be an Objectivist-Ayn Randian faction there. Anyways it looks good for Spectral Streak.

And in the Confederation of Southern States.... we have reach the End of History. Just look at pic related
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Silver "The Floof" Sword
3zlUI
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No.110195
110197
>>110194
Huh...well, whaddya know...

Also, you sure you mean Spectral Streak? He was the soldier. Silver Rain was the Las Pegasus gangster.
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110196
110197
>>110194
I sure hope they don't travel too far in that Confederacy road. Holy Hecc, that looks like it's going to end in a dumpster fire.

Seems Iron is mayan-like now, too.

Still, congratulations for Silver Rain's presence to be so impactful he actually created a gang in the actual game. Kudos.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110197
110198 110199
22128962-2DD8-4329-BD73-AA227A31884E.jpeg
>>110195
Nigger, I don’t know what my own characters are named, and I often have to stop the game for like 30 minutes to go back and try to find it and wait for my laptop to load up several threads so I can search them. Be grateful I can remember one of their names

>>110196
>Confederacy road
THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE STATES RIGHTS TRAIN. Seriously, what’s the issue? We already have like 4 Nazi factions, two Bolshevik factions, and fucking IngSoc from 1984, we can add our Southern Heritage.

I’ve thought of Iron as more like the Comanche Indian, but I guess that’s a whole other story
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3zlUI
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No.110198
>>110197
Hey, I'm not dissing, I know how hard it can be to maintain a list of names in your mind. I forget names of people I meet in real life all the damn time.
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110199
110200
>>110197
I have a feeling it will turn into some sort of le epic satire kind of nation, but it's only me and my paranoia.

I'm rather surprised you considered Iron as an indian, but looking at the history, it's kinda funny.
Through horses, the Comanches expelled the Apaches. I love that small tidbit.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110200
110201
>>110199
I mean... what were you going for? A Brazilian Amazonian injun tribe?

All I can say about the confederacy is... Pony Jefferson Davis. My life is complete
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110201
>>110200
Honestly, just went for native boi from the description at the start.
It actually feels right for him to become one. Perhaps a climatic battles between Hoof's tribe and Buck's tribe could have been won through their horse power!
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110202
110203 110204
EF5DF5FB-46D8-4B02-B0FF-E0568F0E9615.jpeg
>There’s a fucking Griffin among the generals in the Baltimare Republic
DS
ZQ8q0
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No.110203
_GASSSSS.jpg
>>110202

Silver "The Floof" Sword
3zlUI
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No.110204
110205
>>110202
So, you said that there was a Communist faction in the Baltimare Republic that wasn't yet full retard. What other Communist factions are similar to them? Are they like the Longswordian Partisans, the Stalliongrader Progressives, or the Feathesian National Bolsheviks?
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110205
110206
>>110204
Oh God, I barely know. I haven’t seen much of it, but they look to me like that structural-hierarchical version of Communist that we seen in Stalliongrad or the Soviet Union
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3zlUI
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No.110206
110208
>>110205
Seems like that hasn't entirely changed from before, then.
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110208
110209
>>110206
The secret is that they actually have food to distribute, unlike other commie nations.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3zlUI
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No.110209
110210 110212
>>110208
Still not as good as the Longswordian Partisans, tho.
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110210
>>110209
I guess their longswords are longer than most.
cue laugh track
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110212
110213 110216
Now I'm left wondering if the story in the final part of the dossier actually adds anything, or it is just superfluous information

>>110209
The Longsword Partisans shouldn't be Communists, in my opinion
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110213
110214
>>110212
I honestly have no idea. I only vaguely remember they always do a civil war between eachother at the beginning and nothing else.

As for the final dossier part, what was meant to be added in broad strokes?
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110214
110215
>>110213
Do you mean what was the Dossier intended to add? Mostly the history of the place, how it came to the interest of law enforcement, why so little has been done, why it is important now, why a proper law enforcement response has not already been levied, the periods of most activity, and some characters
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110215
110216
>>110214
Yes.
Hm, it seems necessary in order to perhaps emphatize for the workers/organizers, solidify the police's lack of response to blatantly illegal activities and present some sort of urgency to the matter.
Simply put, it would strengthen PC motivation to stop this, but also allow for some diplomacy if Silver wants to.
Because let's be honest, Dark Star and Iron are not the understanding type.
I'd say you go for it.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3zlUI
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No.110216
110217
>>110215
>It has come down to Silver for diplomacy
Better get working on my conversational skills.

>>110212
Agreed. Seems like the only reasons they were made Communist is because Harmonists aren't very well known for fighting, and there were already Non-aligned and Fascist factions in the civil war. Other than that, there's only very flimsy connections between them and the ideology, and they even draw attention to it in the "Internationalism" focus where they mention that the partisans aren't as bloodthirsty as other Communists, and how they wish to preserve their faith and culture.
Anonymous
5awsN
?
No.110217
110218
>>110216
Skies wouldn't really consider talking to these ponies unless she gets to kill them later in order to stop them forever and win.
Dark Star would mainly kill everything for seeing them as ponies who took his mother and life.
Iron would not really care for anything, except possibly the zebra illegals since he's courting one.
Silver's the only one who would even want to diplomacy.
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110218
110219
>>110217
Disclaimer: Iron knows Cauldron is a legal citizen due to her father being an Equestrian Admiral, it's more like he wouldn't kill or punch zebras willy nilly in fear of losing reputation with her.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3zlUI
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No.110219
110220
>>110218
I'm not sure how much she'd care about Iron defending himself by knocking some random zeebs the fuck out, but hey, he does him.
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110220
110221 110226
>>110219
See, I fear Dark Star may present some more... genocidal ideas in the mission.
A possibility both you and me should take into account.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3zlUI
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No.110221
110222
>>110220
Not sure if he'd do so if it would sabotage his mission. Still, Silver's going to give him a couple tips on avoiding getting into fights in that kind of location once play resumes.
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110222
110223
>>110221
I sure hope that all of the illegals are needed, then.
Perhaps Skies would control the urge, maybe.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3zlUI
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No.110223
110224
>>110222
Oh, I imagine she'll just be waiting to unleash all her rage on the first fool that tries to mug us.
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110224
110225 110226
>>110223
Well, true, but I mean she'll control Dark Star's urges of non-pony blood spilling.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
3zlUI
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No.110225
>>110224
Oh, that. Probably, since she's Dark Star's handler and all that.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110226
110227 110233
>>110220
>>110224
I'm still surprised no one wanted to kill the surrendering Changelings

https://youtu.be/I7dmcHoODZI?t=28
Anonymous
5awsN
?
No.110227
110228
>>110226
I suppose they weren't much of a threat to consider them killed, especially after Chonyx the Chadstal Pony merely stared at both of them, their legs giving out because of it.
I have a backup character who would be more interested in doing that. Also a mind magic one (Psion) she is.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110228
110230 110234
Also, I would recommend bringing along at least one NPC, preferably one that can fill a role the remainder of the party cannot

>>110227
>Me dealing with psionics as a game mechanic
https://youtu.be/LGL933C0O-o?t=157
Anonymous
5awsN
?
No.110230
>>110228
Really not that different with magic, honestly. Simple RPG stuff of 'use spell' costing you a secondary spell meter instead of limited spell slots per day. Way easier to manage on both sides.
In fact, most of them have annoying mind-affecting flag that limits the power's versatility.
To top it all off, it's SRD, too. No homebrew here.
Anonymous
PEPEO
?
No.110233
>>110226
Just because you want to do it doesn't always mean you should.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
?
No.110234
110236 110239
>>110228
You mean for our group?
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110236
110239
>>110234
For the quest, yes. The Baltimare group
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110239
110243
>>110234
>>110236
We honestly don't know any spellcasters to ask.
This is why I'm presenting the magic character.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
?
No.110243
110245
>>110239
There's also a sneaky type and a healer among who we would need. Blue Skies can fill out the sneak roll, and, if she can be convinced to help, Cauldron and her potions can help for the healer role. Silver can pay her if she requires it.
Anonymous
5awsN
?
No.110245
110248 110252
>>110243
>sneaky type: Skies
As expected.
>Healer: Cauldron
A nice offering of perhaps 1000 bits could do it. It should cover the potion expenses.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
?
No.110248
>>110245
Silver can do that.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110252
110253 110255 110259
>>110245
I’m not certain I’d trust Silver with my Waifu, but okay
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
?
No.110253
110255 110259
>>110252
*frowns in your general direction*
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110255
110262
>>110252
That's why Iron'd be escorting him to the other tavern to avoid paranoid waifu stealing.
I honestly don't know any other healers, and Silver's church acquaintance wouldn't want to do Black Hooves work.
Also rack in on that money for gang-free independence, bby!
Or a potionmaster mademare, whichever works better/makes her happy.
>>110253
Perhaps I'll ask for 2500 bits. We do need have more party members who could get hurt.
DS
kzeFr
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No.110259
110263
>>110252
>>110253
:(
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110262
110266
>>110255
Silver's probably gonna need another well paying job to be able to afford the home/guildhouse he'd want to purchase, but sure.

Also, seriously, Silver will NOT try to steal Iron's zeebfu. Far from it, he'd try to help him out. GM, if Silver does try to steal her, remember this post, and strike Silver down dead on the spot.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110263
110268
>>110259
*Skies hugs the sad Zebra*
“It’s okay Darkie”
Anonymous
5awsN
?
No.110266
110270
>>110262
I trust you, but you're still getting the increased fee to contract her. There's still more ponies to heal than just Iron, and each potion costs quite a bit. 500 GP each if we go for cure medium wounds potions.
Look in the bright side. You'll get more options from her the more money you give her!
DS
kzeFr
?
No.110268
110271
>>110263
Dark Star Hugs her back
Then finishes his Whiskey
"I Need to head to the weapon store."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110270
110273
>>110266
Hopefully she sticks to Cure Light Wounds potions, or other types of potions of similar cost. 2,500 Bits is a lot for five (or less) healing potions.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110271
>>110268
"Alright"

I am totes going to release the third part of the dossier tonight. I know I've been saying that for a long time, but I actually mean it this time
Anonymous
5awsN
?
No.110273
110276 110281
>>110270
Simply covering her expenses to ensure she gains something from this exchange.
I'll totally buy her magic item gifts later if the pay is good enough.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
?
No.110276
110281
>>110273
I understand, part of the reason I hope she sticks to cheaper potions. Well, that, and we'd simply have better options with cheaper potions.

Hey, maybe they'll come across some more gold bars. That'd be nice.
DS
kzeFr
?
No.110281
110282 110285 110287
>>110273
>>110276
You guys do realize you could buy a house with 2.5k right?
Anonymous
5awsN
?
No.110282
>>110281
Potions are hard work, Star. Take a glance at the price of potions.
Anonymous
CAN5+
?
No.110285
110290 110299
>>110281
Not in my game
Trying to deal with inflation is hard
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
?
No.110287
110289 110292 110293
>>110281
No, but this is still my first and so far only game. I don't know how much most things cost. All I know is that Silver has 12,441 Bits and that it's the largest amount I've seen so far.
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
?
No.110288
110292
Are we up for continuing tonight?
DS
kzeFr
?
No.110289
110293
>>110287
75gp=750 irl dollars
DS
kzeFr
?
No.110290
110292
_DarkStar_.png
>>110285

Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110292
110294 110299
>>110288
Is Spark up for it?

>>110287
Yes, Silver is swimming in money, as he received a huge pay out on a quest that lasted more than half a year

>>110290
Actually maybe that's almost right, for a small house in the country
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110293
110295 110298
>>110289
Try not to compare our currency with imaginary currency pls. It's going to halt the game's pace.
>>110287
Don't mind him, use the SRD for the items actually in there to see how much they cost.
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
?
No.110294
>>110292
Yes.
DS
kzeFr
?
No.110295
110298
>>110293
some other autist has calculated it already.
DS
kzeFr
?
No.110298
>>110295
>>110293
There are fourms dedicated to that kind of thing.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
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No.110299
110301 110304
>>110285
Silver suddenly looks over at Skies. "I suppose it might be silly asking you, but you have still been in Baltimare longer than I have. Do you have any idea what housing costs here?"

>>110292
Compared to the ~750 he started with? Eeyup.
Anonymous
5awsN
?
No.110301
110306
>>110299
Iron does not like where this is going.
(Oh no.)
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110304
110306 110308 110309 110313
d5ieozg-b5984bce-390d-45a6-be46-fcffc6a4c7ac.png
>>110299
"Haha"
Skies starts laughing, and even slams a hoof on the table
"I don't pay for my drinks, I have never paid for a dinner (with money, anyways), and I don't pay for my housing"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
?
No.110306
110309 110312
>>110304
Silver can only laugh and roll his eyes. "You do indeed have it made. Like I said, it was silly, so no big deal. I will find somepony else to ask that."

>>110301
No idea why Iron would be worried about that, but okay.
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
?
No.110308
110312
>>110304
I guess I'll see if the captive changelings are going to attack me since they are nervous.
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110309
>>110306
Boring math that he doesn't care about~
OoOoOo~

>>110304
Iron can't help but snicker at her response.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110312
110315 110316
>>110306
Is the eye rolling a "please bitch" or what?

>>110308
They are still spooked by Brie yelling at them
DS
kzeFr
?
No.110313
110322
>>110304
Dark Star chuckles


Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
?
No.110315
110322
>>110312
More like an "Oh, you" or "Shoulda known" kind of eye roll. Nothing negative behind it.
Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
?
No.110316
110322
>>110312
Spark tries to signal to the changelings to calm down.
"Sorry about that. Let's just calm down. It's all ok."
Anonymous
PEPEO
?
No.110319
110322
Onyx pets the colt, wondering what to do next.
A Task for the Civil Administration - Part 4
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110321
110322 110339
Baltimare Flag.jpg
Fuck it, I'm'a post the first part. Maybe this will force me to complete it
As the trio sits together at the bar table, they have the chance to take a closer look at the last portion of the dossier, the portion that concerns the recent history of the structure in question, and how it came to the attention of the civil administration.

In 984 the East Baltimare Poorhouse came under criticism for poor working conditions, somewhat similarly to the laundry before it. Moreover, the site was failing to break even at a time when the city was already needing to contract bonds to cover the cost of expanding services. Thus enters Sweet Boek. Sweet Boek, now a fairly old unicorn, is the latest in the line of an old Baltimare Family dating back to the earliest settlement of the city by the Amstel Unicorns. As the family had controlled a number of farming interests, it controlled lands that were managed and later carefully sold, with Sweet Boek’s father in particular expanding the family wealth through careful investment. Though Sweet Boek was and is more academically inclined, he made an investment by exchanging the 33 Hoebuck site for a set of lots in the west city that the city intended to use to build a new school and fire station. The site reopened in 990 by being leased in part to multiple renters. It was around this time that the latest wave of immigration came into the city, and the site has since spent most of its history being leased out as cheap housing for those staying a length of time less than that normal for an apartment length, but more than would be appropriate for a hotel.

Trouble with the location began before the second coming of Nightmare Moon, with police who were called out to the site in 998 in reference to an aggravated assault reporting a fairly hostile response from those inhabiting the building. A structural change occurred to the building, where the subterranean floors, and also the uppermost floors were sectioned off to reduce the total size of the building, a change that began in the latest years of the operation of the poorhouse and was complete during its time as a set of leased units. The workshop portion had been leased to a separate interest as a shoe factory, while the middle portion was retained by the Hostel operating the dorms. In 1002 the shoe shop was transferred to a local Baltimare corporate interest, while the Hostel came under the control of an owner in Nova Griffonia in 1004. The neighborhood declined in quality over this period of time, and many police patrolling the area noted coming upon different groups of griffins and zebra on many occasions, which was no cause for alarm as it is in the nature of Hostels to become home to transients. These encounters were less on the road than where groups were seen on the side, or on those occasions officers or medical services came to the scene. Griffins inside looked on anxiously with the arrival of authorities, pressing them to leave even when their presence was essential, such as in the case of a call of medical help in 1005.

One of the most important interactions took place in 1006 when a public utilities worker investigating the portion of the property between the buildings and the water front, discovered what was found to be a mass grave. The mass grave, containing perhaps 130 skeletons of ponies, dated back at least 80 years to the time that 33 Hoebuck operated as an asylum for lost mares. The discovery of the site did cause the opening of an investigation into the handling of the asylum, but not of the present operations, given the prevalence in those days of a high infant morality rate for foals born to single mothers, the sleeping sickness, and various other diseases, as well as the high tendency of those who died while at the asylum, the poorhouse, or the earlier debtors prison, to be without families to claim the body. What did however, give cause for concern was the way in which the inhabitants of the buildings on the site reacted. Griffons would often give strange looks to the excavators, detectives, or urban archaeologists responding to the front part of the property, and said ponies were denied entrance into any part of the building, even for needs like water or bathroom usage, and griffons often tried to deny access to the waterfront altogether on certain days, general weekend days. Police were required to force entry on two separate occasions. Perhaps understandably, the number of residents encountered on the Hostel portion of the property seemed to decrease during the three week total period of investigation in which ponies were found in or around the site, and the area on the waterfront was abandoned altogether by anycreature using the hostel. The investigation confirmed what was known from the time of the city acquiring the poorhouse, which was that the structure included an underground portion dating back to the time of the old fort from the waterfront to the main structures, as stone was hit by excavating shovels.

At around this time, investigators on the property made contact with the actual lessee of the hostel, a suave white and grey feathered Griffon who introduced himself as Stormfeather Maakie, a businessgrif originally from Skyfall who had long operated a set of hotels in Nouvelle Aquellia. He expressed a concern that the negative press coverage and the excavation behind the hostel would scare away customers, and indeed there did seem to be a drop in activity during that period. However, the situation as a whole returned to normally after the investigation was concluded 22 days after the initial discovery.
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110322
110324 110326 110328 110342
>>110319
The colt is pet. He still has this look of wonder in his eyes, thinking about whether this strong old crystal veteran really can make his dreams come true

>>110316
They look at Spark confusedly, not understanding him

>>110313
>>110315
She resumes, smiling
"Well, let's take another look at what we are facing"
She opens the dossier, and reads what approximates >>110321

Shimmering Spark
PCEqp
?
No.110324
110333
>>110322
Spark continues to try to calm them with soft, reasuring tones of voice.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
?
No.110326
110333
>>110322
"Seems as if that part of city is cursed to always have trouble in one form or another. Griffons seem to just be most recent cause of trouble." He scratches the underside of his muzzle. "That is griffon nature for you, however. It is sadly rare exception when griffons and ponies can live side-by-side without one group growing distrustful of other."
Anonymous
5awsN
?
No.110328
110333
>>110322
Iron raises an eyebrow.
"They sure sound like scaredy cats."
Anonymous
CAN5+
?
No.110333
110337 110343
>>110326
"You're damn right it is," Skies says, shaking her head

>>110328
"heh heh, 'cause they're cats... But no. The cockroach runs from the light for a good reason, and it makes them that much harder to find and remove"

>>110324
They are calmed somewhat
Anonymous
5awsN
?
No.110337
110339 110357
>>110333
Iron nods.
"So this is why we are going undercover. No announcing we are from your faction to see what is going on, right?"
DS
kzeFr
?
No.110339
110357
>>110321
"this building has an impressive history. i feel i appreciate it more now."
>>110337
"Correct."
Anonymous
PEPEO
?
No.110342
110357
>>110322
"But that's enough about me and my crazy ideas, how about you kid?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
?
No.110343
110356 110357
>>110333 (checked)
"I only hope my connection to Severyana is enough to let me blend in. It does seem griffons get along swimmingly with communists."
Anonymous
5awsN
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No.110356
110362
>>110343
Iron raises an eyebrow.
"How do you know?"
Anonymous
CAN5+
?
No.110357
110360 110362 110364
1891352.png
>>110342
Nope, Onyx isn't free yet
"Well I've just been attending grade school... and helping out on the farm. tell me more about these places we will visit!"

>>110337
"We can..."

>>110339
D'aww, thanks
There's more comming

>>110343
"Griffins don't really get along swimmingly with anything. The community may have changed significantly in that time"
Anonymous
PEPEO
?
No.110360
110363
>>110357
Oh boy
"Well, there's Canterlot. With the palace of Celestia and Luna that can be toured.... Pleanty of fun things to do there."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
?
No.110362
110364
>>110356
>>110357
"Okay, compared to other groups, they get along better with communists than others."

I liked the dossier, too...
Anonymous
CAN5+
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No.110363
110369
21e.gif
>>110360
"And you will take me there? What if the fascists try to stop us?"
Anonymous
5awsN
?
No.110364
110365
>>110357
Iron shakes his head.
"It is not about we can or cannot, rather whether we should, and it does not sound like we should, unless we want to get barred from everywhere there without resorting to violence from what I understand on this paper thing."
>>110362
"I wonder how would they react to natives?" he wonders aloud.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
hlA55
?
No.110365
110368
>>110364
"As I said before, it is probably good idea we avoid any altercations with locals. I can patch up wounds, but I do not know any healing spells, nor do I have many healing potions."
Anonymous
5awsN
?
No.110368
>>110365
"Trust me. I am not going to interact with the locals unless I have to."
(I bet these ponies steal. Good thing I do not have my bit pouch on me.)
Anonymous
PEPEO
?
No.110369
110372
>>110363
"I think I know ponies that could get us through"
Anonymous
CAN5+
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>>110369
"I wanna go!"
Anonymous
PEPEO
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No.110383
>>110372
He pats the colt
"Then I'm sure we can find you a way. But until then, we'll help you here."