This week, in "Occupied Equestria":
Wondering through through the Changeling lands at night on the road between Bales and Whinnyapolis, Onyx, Brie, and Spark have stumbled upon a set of farm ponies trying to hide their cattle in the forest, away from their changeling occupiers. While rescuing a cow, Onyx and Brie have taken heavy damage, and so they followed them to the cabin of a local woodspony. But they found the woodspony and a farmer replaced by changelings, and after a skirmish are alone and wounded in the cabin in the woods.
Over in Baltimare, Dark Star has decided to give up his life as Dark Star, the Earth Pony farm colt, to become Tyrel Jackson, or "Gold Chains," a zebra and aspiring rap artist. Through the magic of Valmorification, it is possible. Iron is freaking out after possibly having received a message from God herself. That, and his usual social awkwardness. Silver is cashing out on a long standing set of projects, and is readying himself for the next phase
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>>109530"...We should probably avoid them then." Silver thinks on the subject.
>>109531Iron looks at him expectantly.
>>109520He turns to see Dark Star.
"Do you have any ideas?"
>>109525Okay....The one that came to mind was the story of alicorns or supernatural something or other visiting Severyanan ponies. I kind of wanted to object because it would be an instance of contact with god-like beings, which I wanted to control because the way in which god-like entities interact with the world kind of runs according to a plan I had, and that didn't necessarily fit in with it. On the other hoof.... maybe it can work? Also, Silver told it like a legend, so it always has the possibility of being false or an adaptation of something else.This is a more minor thing, but Silver said Severyana was a United Tribe, and I was thinking that because Severyana is one of the only pony areas on Equus to have a distinctly different language and culture that it was probably a separate pony nation that predated the united tribes, was eventually annexed into Equestria after failed attempts by Crusaders to conquer it, but always felt like a distinct culture and region, which aided the calls for independence which resulted in Stalliongrad. Of course, maybe it is a United Tribe, who knowsAnother one was attitudes towards Homosexuality. I know that a hell of a lot of fanfics portray Equestria as always having perfect freelove, geneder nuetral pronouns,mandatory lesbianism and whatever the hell else, but Equestria has always seemed to me to be or recently have been a traditionalist, communitarian society that is not likely to accept homosexuality, or at least not without some reservations. More to the point, I'm kind of doing an adaptation of the World circa 1940, so attitudes towards homosexuality are complex, but strongly tending towards non-acceptance. Interestingly Stalliongrad would probably be among the most socially progressive in that regard. I was going to write a long post about a history of attitudes towards homosexuality, but ultimately didn't. Obviously Silver can be pro-homosexual if he wants to be. He's part Bolshevik after all, and probably a lot of the Communists and some of the Social Democrats in Baltimare would agree with him (and maybe also certain Spartans). It's just that homosexual acceptance is not going to be ubiquitous in this setting.There was the cuddle pile thing. That's not really objectionable, it just seemed kind of weird. Of course, Silver could have just been making shit up to fuck with Dark Star. Also, some cultures, like Greeks for example, are going to be a hell of a lot more comfortable with touching than AmericansAlso there was the armpit aphrodisiac thing that Silver told Dark Star about pegasi biology while they were in the attic of the Comte residence. This isn't really objectionable for worldbuilding reasons, but because it was something told to Dark Star meaning I would need to ERP it. Let me repeat that. I would have to ERP fucking sexy smelly armpits. Just.Again, I don't want to discourage players from adding more depth to character back stories. You can participate in world building as well
>>109526What are you talking about?
>>109533>>109531"How about a game of Cards?"
He Grins
>>109534>sexy smelly armpits
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG >>109534I thought it was the wings that were supposed to be smelled, not the armpits.Remember the Cauldron situation? Iron still has to deal with that. Honestly, time shouldn't have passed by a lot, but Iron would like to know how long he has.
And you know, you wouldn't put an actual time limit on PCs, are you?>>109536Iron looks at Dark Star.
"Maybe. What do you have in mind?"
>>109538Faith in humanity: Lost with my sides.Well, Iron did promise her in his panic to tell the
deep dark secret he had to her, which is that particular dream part he was abashed about.
Pretty sure it's not actually necessary, but I like to think Iron's on an actual time limit just to rack up his tension.
>>109537"How About Black Jack? it's a pretty fun game."
>>109538 >>109541Silver nods. "Yes, it is indeed good game. If we find set of cards, who would serve as dealer?"
>>109541Iron tilts his head.
"I guess I can try it, but I have no idea how to play it."
>>109542"After you. i've never really been the best dealer."
>>109543"Can you do math?"
>>109545Well, Iron has the perfect ending for the day at any rate, as long as he doesn't spill more spaghetti than usual.>>109544Iron stares at Dark Star blankly.
"Yes, I can do math. It was boring, but useful."
>>109547"Its a simple game, the first one to 21 wins. my brother always used to beat me at it."
>>109548Iron nods.
"I suppose that works. Do you have the things necessary to play the game now?"
>>109550I am quite surprised you actually went and fetched him, but are you sure you are making the right move? Or perhaps I'll be forced to go away too if she doesn't show up since there's so many wrenches in your plans because of her absence. I'm not sure he'll bite unless you go to grovel levels in my opinion.Also maybe letting some non-SRD books through in your game setting.>pic relatedCome on, now. Don't be like that. You know Iron loves Cauldron more than the physical aspects.
>>109552What? Why do you say that?
>>109551And why do you say that?
>>109553Well... He didn't part because she was bored. More like he felt particularly offended by your actions. His words, not mine.
That means it's not going to be that simple to mend, unless you have a plan of sorts that could attract him back 100% for sure.
>>109553They just know how to use the game mechanics in ways that are far beyond the rest of us. They sound like they know what they're doing when they play (excluding the times Ash sets things on fire), and Ash just seems a lot more optimized for her role than the rest of the cast.
>>109548Silver briefly changes the subject. "You said you would attempt to carry out your mission tomorrow morning: do you have more specific time? I promised Father Maren and myself I would help volunteer to clear bodies from quarry and catacombs tomorrow."
>>109552>>109554>>109555I’ve noticed the “optimization”
>>109557You do you, GM, but I warn you: It's going to be a hard sell, so get your 3 paragraph apology ready.
Well, I'm cashing out for the night.
Have good day, peeps.
Soon, I shall acheive waifu obtained status.
>>109560Soon, Iron will be sucking on that straw!
A nice Chryssi pic. Would pat/10 >>109566
Wait, what happened?
I seem to have missed something here.
>>109566>>109567I'd have to agree here: what exactly has you so upset?
I’m not entirely sure I’m feeling it today
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>>109585REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>109587We won't hold it against you if you need time to rest and recuperate. It isn't any fun for anyone, yourself included, if the GM is all frazzled.
Know of something else you'd like to do after you get off work to relax? Any good vidya?
>>109590Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.
>>109592>>109587Well damn. I have no idea what caused you this lack of motivation but we're here for you man.
I received my PonyFinder Bestiary today
>>109604Nice.
Never thought one existed.
What's it got?
>>109605Gotime the other day too from the BC vendor. It's got rules for both Pathfinder and 5e characters and monsters plus original creatures. Bat ponies, fairy ponies, constructs, etc.
>>109606Quite spoopy, indeed.
Definitely good to have some guidelines on monsters. It eases quite the heavy load with thinking up creatures the PCs can fight or not.
>>109606Yes, that’s where I got mine
>>109605Well I don’t know all of what it’s got in it, but I will be exploring it
>>109611Nice. Awaiting what inspiration you'll get from it.
Goddamn, it's quiet in here.
>>109653Oh, good! Thought I was going to have to break out the hankerchief for my sweating forehead.
>>109659Feelin' any better today?
>>109661>>109659That happy changie sure makes it look like it.
>>109663A little is better than nothing. Have a cute.
I think I should make the next part of the quest dossier tonight, or soon
>>109665D'aww, that really is a cute
>>109664Wat
Whoops sorry.
Have more cat.
>>109676Im sorry cat fren, heres some catnip
>>109677That pencil boop is awesome.
>>109678Now that's more like it, brother.
>>109679tfw no pencil or pencil-drawn pone to boop >>109681If there's an Apogee in the EaW universe, I hope she's doing alright.
Did something break out here?
>>109683Yea >pic related
>>109682I Hope there is an apogee in this universe
Um.... players can converse with each other in character since they should all be together now. I am going to type up part 3 now, which should hopefully be the last essential piece of the dossier
>>109682>>109685Shinpdage's apogee comic series depicts an Equestria that is substantially more technologically advanced than the one depicted in Equestria at War. They aren't so easy to reconcile together
>>109687Silver looks over at Dark Star. "So, I am thinking of dusting off my weaponsmithing abilities tomorrow, after we finish with mission. I have already got idea for something I could make Iron. Do you have anything you would like made for you? Shortsword, maybe, for when enemies get too close for comfort?"
>>109688I'll withhold my right until I actually reach a keyboard, but I can respond some small questions if they want to interact.
>>109689"Uh, Sure. i'm not exactly the best with swords though."
>>109691"It does not have to be sword, that is just first idea that came to mind. Give me some ideas, and I will see what I can do."
>>109692"Maybe A Dagger?"
He puts his hoof to his chin in thought
>>109693Silver nods. "I can do dagger. Anything special you would want done with it, to personalize it?"
>>109690"I suppose I should ask you same: anything you want done with your gift?"
*Skies takes a long drink of her maretini*
>>109694Iron ponders for a bit.
"I have no idea what to expect. Maybe make it look like wood?"
>>109694"Uh yeah,Could you engrave 2 crossed fasces on the Handle and above those could you write "The Blue Skies will always guide me home"?"
>>109696"Hmm...I am not certain how possible that will be, but I can try. I have never heard of such request before."
>>109697Silver nods. "I can do this."
>>109695Finally, Silver turns to Skies with a smile. "So...anything you would like made for
you, Ms. Skies, should results for these two look promising?"
Iron looks to the sides, a bit guilty
"You can always not do it. It is supposed to be a gift, not a request you are being paid for."
>>109699Silver waves it off. "It is no big deal for me to try. It is simply new to me."
>>109700Iron looks quite unconvinced.
"I guarantee I will not be upset if you simply bring me a basic one."
(Like it could compare to my hooves.)
>>109701"We will see what happens."
>>109702Iron nods.
(I hope he did not take that in a bas way.)
>>109703Silver motions with a hoof. "Well, let us hear idea you would have."
>>109704The look on Silver's face suggests that it was a mere statement of fact.
>>109703"i thought you might like that one."
He Grins
>>109705"Maybe a short sword... something like my cutie mark"
>>109706She smiles, then presses her body up against him, basically rubbing him like a cat