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Occupied Equestria - Hazardous Crossing
Anonymous
Pv1M3
?
No.105000
105007
Set six years after season 6, Occupied Equestria presents an alternative history where the Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while a former Equestrian colony - soured to Princess Twilight's notion of harmony with all creatures because of their encounters with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestrian Southeast, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and corrupt creepy politicians threaten the city. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics

Shimmering Spark, Onyx Steel, and Brie Achtungsex now make the perilous crossing into the Changeling Lands. In Baltimare, Dark Star prepares for his next big assignement, while Silver concludes his mentoring of traumatized foals. Much further away, Iron stands under jeweled nighttime skies, preparing his next move
1624 replies and 101 files omitted.
nZh7n
?
No.105612
105613
[1d20+9 = 11]
>>105611
"Good. One more target that I can see." Silver targets the other ghoul.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105613
105614
>>105612
Miss
nZh7n
?
No.105614
105615
[1d20+9 = 28]
>>105613
"Дерьмо." He tries again.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105615
105616
>>105614
Hit

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
nZh7n
?
No.105616
105618
[2d8 = 14]
>>105615
Silver finds upon working the bolt that he's empty, and thus has to load a new clip into the rifle.
DS
gn32g
?
No.105617
105620
>>105595
"2 strong 4 u? do they have the strongest potions around?"

Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105618
105619
>>105616
The creature screams, and Silver causally pulls out a clip, lines it up to the magazine, presses the bullets down into the magazine, cycles the bolt, and is ready for his next shot
nZh7n
?
No.105619
105620
[1d20+9 = 27]
>>105618
"Is this cheap? Probably." Silver breaks in the fresh clip by firing at the wounded ghoul.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105620
105621 105627
>>105617
“I mean... I don’t know. I don’t buy potions.”

>>105619
Hit, and screech
nZh7n
?
No.105621
105622
[2d8 = 10]
>>105620
Silver looks around to get a bearing on his surroundings. He can't very well hear at the moment, after all.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105622
105623
>>105621
There is another something paddling in the water, and a couple more moving things near the entrance. Roll spot for more
nZh7n
?
No.105623
105624
[1d20+3 = 23]
>>105622

Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105624
105625
>>105623
At least the blast has not affected Silver’s vision. Near the entrance are two undead figures that are more cautious in approach... or more afraid of the light. One is a ghoul or ghast in what seems to be a suit of armor - a firmly standing pony whose status as undead is only really discernable his exposed, fleshless nose and clear eye sockets. The second is a wrapped pony figure with space enough for wings. In the water, flops something black - a water ghoul it seems, wearing the remnants of a white dress. Over in the far off distance, in the sky, Silver sees a very large hawk flying his way


nZh7n
?
No.105625
105626
[1d20 = 16]
>>105624
"Drawn in by scent of bait on wind, no doubt..."

Silver tries throwing the bait in the direction of the three remaining ghasts. Perhaps I can get them to fight each other?
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105626
105628
>>105625
Silver does not succeed in throwing it immediately next to the entrance. What he does do is toss it onto a flat area next to the water one level below the flat area next to the entrance
DS
gn32g
?
No.105627
105629
>>105620
"Hmmmm Where Are they at?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105628
105629
>>105626
Close enough. At least this might keep hawk from attacking me.

Silver takes stock of the situation. Okay...that one is obviously water or lake ghast. Soft target, compared to others. Probably should take it out first. Undead in armor will be little bit harder target to hit, but I do not know why he shows restraint in coming out into light like others...and... Silver takes a look again at the third figure. ...is that mummy?

Any other sort of distinguishing features that might give away the type of undead those two are?
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105629
105630 105646
>>105627
“Down on East main”

>>105628
Looks like a water undead, a mummy, and something in armor
nZh7n
?
No.105630
105631 105632
[1d20+9 = 29]
>>105629
I should avoid combat with those two until I know what I am dealing with. Mummy especially. Perhaps we can remain non-hostile to each other. Now, other undead on other hoof...

Silver fires at the undead in the water.
nZh7n
?
No.105631
105632
[1d20+9 = 24]
>>105630
I think I heard once that undead are immune to Critical Hits, but fuck it, rolling to confirm.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105632
105633
>>105630
>>105631
Hit, and confirmed hit. Silver may roll twice as many damage did
nZh7n
?
No.105633
105634
[4d8 = 12]
>>105632

Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105634
105635
>>105633
It hisses from what seems to be a head shot. Part of the skull of the black mare in wilted white dress is gone. It looks at Silver, and stares at him with what remains of its face. So to, do the other undead
nZh7n
?
No.105635
105636
[1d20+9 = 19]
>>105634
"Yes yes, hi, hello." Silver himself is a little surprised by the accuracy of the shot. He tries again.
nZh7n
?
No.105636
105637
[2d8 = 7]
>>105635
I think that's a hit, might be wrong.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105637
105638
>>105636
Hit, and it is almost dead. Almost

“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGG!”
It screams like a mare
nZh7n
?
No.105638
105639
[1d20+9 = 26]
>>105637
"That must have been what was causing noise...creepy." If it wasn't for the fact that he knows that that's not a living mare, he'd be more hesitant to keep attacking. As it is, he hopes he can just put the poor mare's corpse to rest.
nZh7n
?
No.105639
105640
[2d8 = 6]
>>105638

Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105640
105641
>>105639
“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGG!”
It is shot again, and collapses into the water. Its black, hairless skin looks almost pickled
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105641
105642
>>105640
"Hmm...is it dead? Dead-er, I mean?"
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105642
105643
>>105641
It... looks deader
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105643
105644
>>105642
"That is good, at least." Silver takes a look at what the other two undead are currently doing.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105644
105645
>>105643
They cautiously approach the bait, while glancing over in Silver’s direction
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105645
105647
>>105644
Hmm...should I attack them? I am uncertain of their abilities in combat, and that in and of itself is dangerous...

Okay, can I honestly ask what the attributes of these two undead are? I know we are both looking to finish this job up, but it's not worth it if these undead can stomp Silver into dust. Especially if that mummy has the same stats as the page on the SRD has.
DS
gn32g
?
No.105646
105647
>>105629
"I Need to stop by there."
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105647
105648 105649
>>105645
Now wouldn’t Silver like to know?

They again cautious approach the bait, and stare back up at the origin of the shots

>>105646
“Then let’s go”
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105648
105650
>>105647
Well, they aren't stupid. They show fear that is uncharacteristic of other undead. For now, he is content to watch from his perch. I am not sure about armored undead, but perhaps there is way to get mummy out of there peacefully. Maybe Black Hooves would show interest.
DS
gn32g
?
No.105649
105650
>>105647
Dark Star walks to the front door and the hails them a taxi
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105650
105651 105652 105653
>>105648
Silver, in his role as an observer, gets perhaps just a bit more than he bargained for. From above, appears, of all things, a Roc, probably a juvenile or a smaller breed. No, it's not as big as the Rocs than can carry away elephants. Those have all been driven back, away from industrial civilization, and reside now only in their sanctuaries in the mountains where no pony dare tread. At least... hopefully they don't exist in heavily populated areas... That does not stop the fact that it's a damned roc, easily taking up the entire ledge, with a wingspan of... big, and about as big as adult adult Dragon.

It gives a loud Caw and leans down for the bait

>>105649
It is so. A taxi appears for them
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105651
105652 105654
>>105650
...The heck is a Roc?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105652
105654
>>105650
>>105651
Just looked it up on Derpi. Jesus fucking Christ, that's a big birb...
DS
gn32g
?
No.105653
105654
>>105650
He gives the address of the shop
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105654
105655 105656
Dd-wfOsV0AEl-Jy.jpg large.jpg
>>105651
>>105652
"R-O-C-S Rocs. Humongous birds that can snack on a molting dragon like candy"

The urban permutation is much smaller than a full mountain raptor, but... It's still big enough to give a dragon a run for its treasure horde

>>105653
Dark Star arrives at "2 Strong 4 U"
DS
gn32g
?
No.105655
105657
>>105654
Dark Star Walks in
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105656
105657
>>105654
Silver's jaw drops at the magnificent and scary sight. No words yet come from his mouth as he watches the, to put it lightly, big bird.
oGUNI
?
No.105657
105658 105659 105660
[1d20+11 = 30]
[1d20+7 = 12]
>>105655
It's a little more darkly lit. Some potions are on the wall. A Zebra in full zebra cultural dress greats Dark Star

"Come into my shop, Mr. blood red steed
Be it strength, stamina or health, we have what you need"

>>105656
Neither do any words come from the undead figures, obscured by the bird. But they do make clear "Hiss!" sounds
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105658
>>105657
...Are they trying to fight that thing?
oGUNI
?
No.105659
105661
[1d20+16 = 30]
[1d20+13 = 24]
>>105657
"Eeeek!" it recoils, and claws back
DS
gn32g
?
No.105660
105663
>>105657
"Uh hello, I Need The Ability To Not Be sensed by undead Creatures. If you Don't mind me asking, Why are you rhyming?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105661
105664
>>105659
Silver almost wishes he had some popcorn with him.
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105662
105664
>>105554
Iron's ears flicker a bit, nodding.
"It does sounds amazing to see the god you worship in person doing the thing she says she does."
He frowns slightly
"Although I am quite unsure that she is the one that does it. She does not strike me as the one that represents the Sun fully to move it."
He approaches one hoof close to the fire.
"I am quite surprised you even wanted to be a nun from that event alone. Did it truly give you that much hope and joy simply from seeing the celebration took place?"
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105663
105670
>>105660
"To the words I speak you need pay no mind
For where I come from, it is most sublime
To make every sentence end in rhyme
As for your potion, that I shall soon find
What you need is to hide from the undead
So that you may face the danger ahead"

She pulls a bottle off the shelf
"When you drink this bottle of red potion
You may enter crypts without commotion"
oGUNI
?
No.105664
105665 105666 105668
[1d20+13 = 15]
[1d20+7 = 17]
>>105661
They strike back at it, although the mummy is clearly clawed by the Roc

>>105662
"Of course you don't... No. What takes a lifetime is not built by a single event. But a single event can epitomize something. Be the breakthrough where thoughts are clarified. Or be a symbol, where so many other similar moments are represented by one."


oGUNI
?
No.105665
[1d20+13 = 21]
[1d20 = 3]
[1d20 = 5]
>>105664
"EEEEK!"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105666
105667
>>105664
Well, I do have this. Silver pulls out one of the bottles of whiskey he bought, pops it open, and takes a drink. It is not often he gets to see something like this: two undead taking on a giant bird.
oGUNI
?
No.105667
105669 105671
[1d20+11 = 30]
[1d20+7 = 21]
>>105666
It looks as if both struck at the bird, with the mummy hitting its chest, then the bird struck at the mummy, then both struck at and hit the bird - just barely - and the bird struck the armored ghast back, tearing through its plates
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105668
105671
>>105664
Iron's ears flatten and his head cocks yet again.
"What did it represent to you?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105669
>>105667
This is quite exciting. I wonder who will win.
DS
gn32g
?
No.105670
105671
>>105663
"So Everypony Speaks in Rhythms in Zebrica? How Odd."
He looks down at the red liquid
"How Much is it?"
oGUNI
?
No.105671
105672 105674 105675 105676 105678
[1d20 = 6]
[1d20 = 5]
>>105667
Both hit, tearing into the bird

>>105668
"Something higher. Something better than listening to my dad plea with his landlord. A we and wonder distilled into their purest."

>>105670
"If you want to avoid the zombie's hits
I will sell it to you for fort bits"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105672
105673
>>105671
This bird is taking beating...
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105673
>>105672
Meant to be italics, there, like it's his own inner thoughts.
oGUNI
?
No.105674
105679
[1d8+8 = 9]
[1d8+5 = 11]
[2d6+20 = 29]
>>105671

oGUNI
?
No.105675
105677 105679 105680
[1d20+13 = 14]
>>105671
It strikes back, again at the mummy
DS
gn32g
?
No.105676
105680
>>105671
"My That Price Seems A little High. how about 25 bits?"
DS
gn32g
?
No.105677
>>105675
OOF
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105678
105680
>>105671
Iron nods again.
"I see."
He pokes the ground.
"So it gave you hope that things could work balanced, without any sort of complications caused by ponies themselves."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105679
105680
>>105674
>>105675
Silver takes another drink from his whiskey bottle. It is good thing I threw that bait. I am very glad I do not have to fight that thing.
oGUNI
?
No.105680
105681 105682 105687
[1d20+7 = 20]
[1d20+11 = 22]
>>105675
And it trips........

>>105676
"To sell for less I feel apprehensive
the task you seek is not a common occurrence
The rare components are a deterrence
And that is why it is so expensive"

>>105679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKdJ6DnPhzk

>>105678
"No... I was never under that sort of delusion. It gave me hope that ponies could do something other than simply cause complications for themselves... and others"
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105681
105683
>>105680
"You sound like you never really had life go your way."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105682
105683
>>105680
A fairly accurate representation of Silver at the moment. He certainly doesn't want to get involved in a fight between two very powerful creatures.
oGUNI
?
No.105683
105684 105686 105688
[1d6+10 = 16]
[1d8+5 = 12]
>>105681
"It's not that. It's the world itself. it leaves so much more to be desired

>>105682
Both score hits on it as it tries to swipe back
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105684
105685
>>105683
Silver almost feels bad for how much punishment this Roc is taking.
oGUNI
?
No.105685
105689
[1d20+13 = 22]
>>105684
Nah, it'll be fine. It strikes back
oGUNI
?
No.105686
[1d8+8 = 12]
[1d20 = 5]
[1d20 = 18]
>>105683
It strikes at, and hits the Mummy
DS
gn32g
?
No.105687
105690
>>105680
"Ah ok. i see. would you do 35 bits?"
Should i roll something for trying to haggle?
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105688
105690
>>105683
"What else is to be desired from the world? You do not need to struggle against any predators or worry about the possibility of lacking food."
He looks at her.
"If ponykind can do these things, they can do anything," he states confidently. "Even if the result was counterproductive and confusing."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105689
>>105685
If it is, then he's very glad he's not the one fighting it.
oGUNI
?
No.105690
105691 105692 105695
[1d20+11 = 18]
[1d20+7 = 15]
>>105687
He can roll diplomacy to try it
"Is saving your own life worth forty bits?
If not, then leave the bottle where it sits"

>>105688
"What do you mean? She asks"

>>105688
They both strike at the bird
oGUNI
?
No.105691
105698 105699
[1d8+5 = 6]
[1d6+10 = 12]
[2d20 = 18]
>>105690

gn32g
?
No.105692
105693 105694
[1d20+5 = 19]
>>105690

oGUNI
?
No.105693
[1d20 = 5]
>>105692

oGUNI
?
No.105694
105696
[1d20 = 11]
>>105692
"Well... if it helps to clear space off my shelf
For thirty five bits, you can keep your health"
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105695
105697
>>105690
Iron inhales.
"The metal jungles are quite advanced. They essentially ensures the lives of many ponies in it just by existing, providing comfort even to the lowest in the social hierarchy."
He looks at the fire
"Sleeping on the ground in the outskirts of it rids me of worry from being mauled by any predators when I first got to it without anything to my name. It was quite comfortable, too."
He can't help but crack a smile.
"After that, I worked with other ponies and eventually got to sleep in one of the homes of the residents. It was truly magical. Nevermind the food she cooked..."
She shakes his head quickly before going any further and possibily compromising something with a light blush on his face, looking at Pear.
"I must admit it was quite nice to have these comforts," his smile falters for a bit "but it sure made the ponies in it feeble creatures."
DS
gn32g
?
No.105696
105697
>>105694
He Smiles
"Thank you."
He hoofs over 35 bits
"while im here what other potions do you have in stock?"
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105697
105698 105702 105704
>>105695
"Uck! The indusrialization is the worst of it. We live in a world of magic, and yet, nothing is really magical. Nothing is mystifying. Nothing is wonderous. There is comfort to be had everywhere, but no gratitude or appreciation for being out of danger the way a farmer has for a bountiful harvest. There is power of every kind - over pony and over nature - but there is no awe and terror of said power, the way a more primitive pony is of a tiger or hurricane. There are longer lives, and fewer deaths to disease, but life itself is trivialized to the pursuit of temporary pleasures and wealth. And for this, all of this... the suffering and violence has not ceased, but merely itself become a machine process."

>>105696
"We have in stock every sort of potion
From healing wounds to magical lotion"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105698
105699
>>105691
>>105697
Has the fighting been put on hold?
oGUNI
?
No.105699
105700
[1d20+13 = 21]
[2d20 = 16]
>>105691
The bird strikes back

>>105698
No
oGUNI
?
No.105700
105701
[1d20 = 5]
[1d20+11 = 20]
[1d8+8 = 11]
>>105699
>>105699
it bites at the armored undead, piecing something, but not into the creature. With one claw it strikes at the undead, then at the mummy, landing a hit on the mummy
oGUNI
?
No.105701
105703
[1d20+15 = 25]
[1d6+10 = 12]
>>105700
The mummy is severely deteriorated at this point from damage received, but fights on, landing a hit on the roc, even as its companion fails
DS
gn32g
?
No.105702
105705
>>105697
"Magical lotion? what does it do?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105703
105708
>>105701
Is Roc winning?
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105704
105707
>>105697
Iron's hearstrings have been pulled, looking quite shocked at Pear.
"I was not expecting that to come out from a mare," he mutters in surprise "but I completely understand that. If it were not from having somepony else to accompany with, I would feel the same way as you."
His shock lessens.
"They must be too afraid themselves to even go out and do it, disguising it as being above it all. Most stallions I talked with cowered before me."
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105705
105706
>>105702
"If in combat you want to win
Apply the lotion to your skin
You'll find you needn't be a charmer
with a magical lotion of natural armor"
DS
gn32g
?
No.105706
105707
>>105705
"That Sounds like it could be useful. How Much For the lotion?"
oGUNI
?
No.105707
105709 105710
>>105704
She looks at Iron, giving him an odd, somewhat judgmental look

"The academics construct a worldview where they see all of history as consisting of a higher class seeking to oppress a lower class and remain in power, and all of morality and truth as being only constructs created by this higher class to stay in power. In every historical event, they saw Equestria, its princesses, its old nobility, its clergy and its capitalists as the villians... yet all I saw from them was a concern about university rankings, who gets what chairs, and funding. Did they think we wouldn't notice that they wanted to replace the old nobility, the capitalists, the clergy and the princesses as the new ruling ruling class? Or that they were creating their own truth and morality to justify their own status as the new bourgeoisie?"
She shakes her head relating this

>>105706
"Pay 40 bits, and you shall avoid hits"
\r
oGUNI
?
No.105708
105711
[1d20+13 = 27]
[2d20 = 29]
>>105703
Yes. It launches another full assault
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105709
105711
>>105707
(Cauldron should be hearing this.)
Iron is appalled from hearing his partner's suspicions to be true.
"And you work with the ones that blemish and tarnish their rulers' reputation as well as write nice things about themselves to solidify these sorry ponies' social standing?"
DS
gn32g
?
No.105710
105711
>>105707
"hmmmmmm Deal."
He Hands over 40 bits
oGUNI
?
No.105711
105712 105713 105715
[2d6+6 = 13]
[2d8 = 8]
>>105709
"You could say that"

>>105710
She nods, and accepts

>>105708
All three strikes land

Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105712
105714
>>105711
"What do you mean by that? I do remember you were behind in terms of doing those report things out of principles."
oGUNI
?
No.105713
[1d20 = 13]
>>105711

oGUNI
?
No.105714
105717
[1d20 = 16]
>>105712
"What are you talking about? The publications? Pfft! I wasn't going to write something just for the sake of writing"
DS
gn32g
?
No.105715
105716
>>105711
"I Don't Believe i ever got your name. Mines Dark Star. What is you strongest potion.?"
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105716
105719
>>105715
"Nice to meet you, my name is Crystal Blue
And don't even bother. It's too strong for you"
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105717
105718
>>105714
"But do they not ensure you have the paper things that sustains your life?"
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105718
105720
>>105717
“What?”

At this point, Cauldron comes back, carrying water. She immediately tries to place it in a position to boil
DS
gn32g
?
No.105719
105721
>>105716
"What do you mean its too strong, im going into battle i need your strongest potion."
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105720
105721
>>105718
Iron notices her arrival, nodding at his partner, and looks back at Pear.
"You know, money in paper form. I assume you do not have much of it due to you not giving the expected amount of publications or something. Is that how it works?"
Anonymous
wZFAc
?
No.105721
105722 105724
>>105720
“Oh. That. Yes, I guess we have paper money, although that’s become more common mostly with the banks and the Fascists.”

Cauldron places the pot into the fire

>>105719
“Traveller, I don’t think you understand
These potions are not like any other in the land
My strongest potion would kill a rhinoceros
So you see you consuming it is a bit preposterous”
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105722
105723
>>105721
Iron shrugs.
"Maybe? I do not know, really."
Knowing Cauldron is quite close to hear this conversation, he goes for the social play!
"Do those slimy snobs at the university give you enough to live by?"
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105723
105725
>>105722
"... It's hardly an ideal living with debt and Baltimare prices, but I can live on it, yes"
DS
gn32g
?
No.105724
105726
>>105721
"Potion Seller, i tell you im going into battle. i need your strongest potion."

Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105725
105726
>>105723
Iron purses his lips.
(That should at least warrant Cauldron to question why she did not jump to defend her university superiors.)
"That does sound harsh, all things considered."
He questions himself whether to keep the chat with Pear, start one with Cauldron or simply lay his head down and get the rest needed.
(Subtle wooing or healing up? This are some hard conundrums.)
He snickers to himself, feeling his belly giving the slightest poke to the ground.
(Hard.)
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105726
105727 105730
>>105724
"Traveler, did you not hear?
This is not some weak domestic beer
Nor some potion you slip to a young maiden
Nor any other potion with which you are laiden
This potion has the strength of a running river
It would instantly destroy your liver
It would make your own muscles turn your bones to mush
So about this potion, you may as well hush"

>>105725
Cauldron looks back to him briefly during his snickering
"The water shall be ready shortly"
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105727
105728
>>105726
Iron does a barrel roll towards Cauldron, a bit excited.
"Excellent! I wonder if you can make even water taste delicious."
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105728
105729
>>105727
Cauldron pulls back, clearly startled by this display
"If the water has a taste at all, then dump it out, because I don't trust this Jungle water. It could have parasites, diseases, and who knows what in it"
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105729
105731
>>105728
"Oh. Okay. I should do that, then."
Iron can't help but chuckle at her startled pose after this though.
"To be honest, I would be scared of a big stallion rolling towards me, too."
DS
gn32g
?
No.105730
105732
>>105726
"Potion seller,I Do Not wish to fight.
I'm just asking you to do what is Right.
i need your strongest potion.
i do not wish to cause a commotion.
I am going into battle and i'm Stronger than some pleb cattle."
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105731
105733
>>105729
"Yeah..."

Pear is looking over at him too
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105732
105736
>>105730
"Traveller, what is this rattle?
You better be stronger than plebian cattle
Because this potion can kill a steer
So let me once again fillr you ear
This potion could kill anything in the zoo
This potion is much too strong for you"
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105733
105734
>>105731
Iron can't help but chuckle some more.
"Sorry about that."
(I wonder how startled they would be if I were a bit more mischevious. Maybe I should recreate the Grant slap.)
He feels he's digging a hole with his fifth leg, fidgeting a bit.

He pokes Cauldron, smiling innocently.
"I think you and Pear have things in common."
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105734
105735
>>105733
“What do you mean?”
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105735
105749
>>105734
"You both distrust the university for their selfish and fishy actions!"
DS
gn32g
?
No.105736
>>105732
"Then Good Day Potion seller. i'll be back after i Find my companion. we'll probably need more potions for later."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105737
105738
And a good morning and good Sunday to all of the participants of the game, and the GM.
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105738
105739
>>105737
Hello there.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105739
105740
>>105738
Hello. How're things going for you?
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105740
105741
>>105739
I finally have some much needed downtime to think about stuff and recovering from the assblasting that was my first set of uni exams.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105741
105742
>>105740
Damn, sounds like a rough time of it. I hope you get that downtime you need.
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105742
105743
>>105741
It is doing its part, thankfully.
What about the Floofster that you are?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105743
105744
>>105742
The Floof is doing alright. Nothing on that level of fuckery that you've had to deal with. I've had to unfortunately close my window and turn on my AC, it's so hot and humid, but that's pretty much it.
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105744
105745
>>105743
Oof. That does not sound good. It's supposedly winter in these parts, but I feel a creeping heat that makes me open the window.
Perhaps it's the fact it's currently midday, where Sun-san shines the brightest.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105745
105747
>>105744
Not sure about down in Argentinaland, but for us the hottest part of the day is usually between 1-3 in the afternoon. It's honestly not that hot today, with a high around 90 degrees Fahrenheit/32 degrees Celsius. The big issue is that there's so much humidity in the air it feels about 20 F/11 C hotter than it actually is.

It's supposed to storm again tomorrow. We've had a shitton of rain already, but the rain can't come any sooner.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105746
105747 105748
CE1B967F-3F4C-4CA0-AE33-9FD112B14816.jpeg
Uh... hello
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105747
105748 105749
>>105745
It could be humidity doing its work down here as well.
>32°C not being that hot
I think my skin would melt from that, honestly. Me and the Sun don't mesh very well, since my skin ignites from prolonged exposure.

Remember to do the rain dance to increase the odds.

>>105746
Heyo GMo! Are you ready to rumble?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105748
105749 105750
>>105746
Heya, GM. How's it goin'?

>>105747
I mean, I've dealt with worse, before. There's been years when I was a kid where I'd way home from school in 100+/37+ degree weather in September.
>Remember to do the rain dance to increase the odds.
Might be everyone here is doing a rain dance. Normally, all of the grass outside would be dead from lack of rain and excess of heat, but it's rained more days than not this summer thanks to it being an El Niño year.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105749
105750 105751
>>105747
>>105748
It’s 93 degrees outside (34 degrees for countries that have not been to the moon) and that’s a relatively cool day in my part of basically-Mexico. We have nothing but hot and humid

>>105735
Cauldron actually chuckles. “Well, that’s one thing we got”

Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105750
105751 105752
>>105748
Neat-o
Keep it up and perhaps Summer will be a nice one over there.

>>105749
Iron crawls a bit closer to Cauldron, knowing his predicament.
"What about the fact you and her are both harmonists, too?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105751
105752
>>105749
Fair enough, since I live in one of the typically cooler but still humid not-Mexico parts of the country (aside from the illegals who work the melon fields).

So, you want to continue, or do you want to wait for Dark Star to make our reunion a bit easier?

>>105750
Here's hoping, so long as we don't get washed away.
oGUNI
?
No.105752
105753 105754
[1d20+11 = 17]
>>105751
Silver’s section is surprisingly difficult to manage, but it looks as if the great raptor has turned the battled decisively in its favor, even killing the armored ghast

That does not deter the mummy from striking

>>105750
Both ponies seem to reject this characterization, Pear only subtly, Cauldron more overtly
“I don’t know if I like the Harmonists. They care too much about big business and preserving the status quo”

Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105753
105756
>>105752
This mummy just will not give up.
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105754
105755 105756
>>105752
Iron reaches critical error, looking at the two mares present.
"Wait, what? Do they not follow the harmonic virtues now while using its name to trick the normal pony to think they are one?"
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105755
>>105754
*now, but use its name
oGUNI
?
No.105756
105757 105760
[1d20 = 2]
[1d6+10 = 12]
>>105753
No it won’t

>>105754
Cauldron blinks
“That sounds like an argument against them”

Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105757
105758
>>105756
Silver takes another drink of his whiskey, letting the satisfying burn pass through his throat and settle in his stomach. It fills him with warmth on this chilly day. Go Roc! Get him!
oGUNI
?
No.105758
105759 105761
[1d20+13 = 31]
>>105757
It swings at the mummy yet again
oGUNI
?
No.105759
105761
[1d8+8 = 12]
>>105758
It hits...
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105760
105762
>>105756
"Then why the seeming despise you both have against it?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105761
105765
>>105758
>>105759
Silver has no idea how well the mummy is holding up at this point, but he can't imagine he's doing very well.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105762
105763
>>105760
Pear is silent

Cauldron
“You just explained it”
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105763
105765
>>105762
Iron facehoofs himself.
"Oh."
After slowly dragging his hoof along his face in a downwards motion, he simply nods.
"I understand why you would avoid using that due to the misuse, but what would you call a nun, then? A harmonic?"
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105765
105766 105767
>>105763
“A nun is a nun. A harmonists is a political ideology.”

>>105761
With a final slice of its talons, the raptor rips the mummy in two. Both of its attackers downed, the bird takes the bait, and tries to fly off
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105766
105768
>>105765
"What about the ponies that believe what the nuns presumedly practice? Do they simply not name themselves in case the ones who try to manipulate them try to label themselves as such?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105767
105768
>>105765
Silver would let out a whistle, if he thought it wouldn't attract the bird's attention. That looked painful.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105768
105769 105773
>>105766
“Uh... sure?”

>>105767
It is, to say the least. It is bleeding
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105769
105770
>>105768
Iron blinks.
"Well anyway. Let me rephrase my sentence then."
A little cough.
"You both have harmonic values."
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105770
105771
>>105769
“Sure”

Pear nods
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105771
105772
>>105770
"And you also dislike your current jobs!"
Iron looks to the ground, lips pursing, then returns with a giddy expression.
"Or at least wish something better or different as an occupation."
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105772
105774
>>105771
Cauldron winces, and Pear nods slowly
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105773
105781
>>105768
You fought well, Roc. Claim your prize.
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105774
105781
>>105772
Iron smiles persists, even though Cauldron is quite hurt from hearing his last sentence.
"Fret not, you two, for I have quite an ambitious plan for all thr-"
He glances at the beat Grant.
"Four of us!"
Staring straight at Pear, he looks quite confident of his actions.
"Before I go any further, I wish to know what kind of future do you want to have as an individual. Become a nun and preach your beliefs to the masses or an explorer who thirsts for knowledge?"
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105775
105776
GM.exe stopped responding.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105776
105778
>>105775
I thought that was just me.
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105778
105779
>>105776
Oh I think I know what it is, but I'm afraid that I've fucked up his objective by accidentally blankposting.
Nevermind the fact that I dropped a bombshell of a decision for Pear to be making.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105779
105780
>>105778
I wonder when he'll get back.
Novice Pussy Handler
F0JHe
?
No.105780
105781
>>105779
I bet in about an hour. This is some big road that I'm taking, which means he needs to take into account the variables
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105781
105784 105785
>>105773
Alright, it looks as if the Roc has won, having been severely wounded in the process. It bleeds from multiple flesh wounds, but spreads its wings in a powerful "Caw!", takes the bait, and then flaps to fly off

>>105774
Pear only shakes her head slowly

>>105780
Really, figuring out the numbers on the combat with the reduced Roc was harder, besides my mother called, I was playing HoI4 trying to finish a war, ad the audiobook I was listening to was describing the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand which was very interesting
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105782
105783 105785
E39F7537-BA02-4615-92EB-E2F3065745DA.png
Okay then...
Shimmering Spark
H84w0
?
No.105783
105786
>>105782
Awwwwwwwww
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105784
105786
>>105781
That explains it.

Silver waves goodbye to the majestic beast.
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105785
105786
>>105781
Iron's ears flicker, his smile faltering.
"You do not seem quite as eager, it seems."
He pokes his chin.
"It seems the circumstances sours any possibility of making a possible arrangement. I understand. I simply wanted to extend a hoof, but it is honorable to deny it in order to uphold your ideals."
>>105782
Hold ur horses, I'm treading on ice here.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105786
105787 105788 105790
>>105783
Yay! It's Spark!

>>105784
The beast is bleeding and thrashed, but not gone. It takes long, belabored flaps, pressing itself upwards and falling down again. It does not have much room to maneuver in the quarry, being almost as large as the plane that dropped the bomb. It jumps and flaps up to the side of the quarry, where it perches for a moment before giving a loud Caw!, and flying off. It never seems to notice Silver

>>105785
"You didn't even present an offer. I just denied that I intended to become a nun"
Shimmering Spark
H84w0
?
No.105787
>>105786
Hello again.

Now if only I can think if what to do here... give me a few more minutes to plan something.
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105788
105789
>>105786
Iron's gait increased.
"Oh! Well, I cannot quite say I can exactly state the offer I had in mind, but I had a long term plan in order to fulfill Grant's request. I only needed to know where to find you when the time comes, simple as that."
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105789
105791
>>105788
She sighs
"I am not sure I know that. What was your plan?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105790
105792
>>105786
Rest well, my friend. Silver takes one more drink from his whiskey bottle before closing it. Well, I suppose I had better see what survived.

He grabs his SMG and makes his way down into the quarry. He keeps his once-again useful ears open for any sign of movement.
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105791
105792
>>105789
A single drop of sweat starts to form on Iron's forehead.
"Well, I had thought that with the solid income from the pots' value, I could use it to fund a more stable source of income. With it, combined with my low amount of maintenance, I could easily have spare money to spend on, aside from... other benefits."
He grins.
"Even though your partner here did some damage to my body, I cannot help but feel you need something to liven you up. To give you that small spark of hope of other ponies actually being nice and generous."
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105792
105793 105799
>>105790
The mummy looks ripped to shreds, with portions of flesh and cloth strewn about near where the fight took place. So too, does the armored one, where much of the armor has been torn off. The skin beneath has that brown, soldified look of so many of the ghasts and ghouls. If there is anything still alive in the catacomb or the water, it has not yet risen to attack Silver. Yet. Noting is moving, except for the water, but that could just be from the roc.

>>105791
She looks at Iron, and nods her head slightly
"I see..."
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105793
105794
>>105792
Iron's grin turns into a giddy smile.
"So how about it? Do you have a particular place we could meet up when the times comes? Maybe a way to contact you?"
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105794
105798
>>105793
She turns herself towards him, then lowers her forebody to a laying position.
“Perhaps I’m not sure exactly what you are proposing, or why”
Anonymous
gn32g
?
No.105795
105796 105797 105798 105800
Blue.jpg
I Did a Thing
Shimmering Spark
H84w0
?
No.105796
105802
>>105795
That is a coot!
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105797
105802
>>105795
Neat
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105798
105801 105802
>>105794
"Simple: Remember the wish Grant wanted to do with the money? I say I fund it out of generosity at a later time. No catches."
(At least not any explicitly bad ones.)
>>105795
It looks more like a WIP, but it is turning out well.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105799
105801
>>105792
Have to stay alert. Can't let them surprise me.

Silver pulls out his flashlight and turns it on as he enters the catacombs.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105800
105802
>>105795
Oh shit, didn't see that. That's awesome!
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105801
105804 105805
>>105798
“So generous of you to redistribute back a portion of what you took with a gun”

>>105799
It’s mostly silent, and mostly quiet
Anonymous
gn32g
?
No.105802
105803 105804 105805
>>105800
>>105798
>>105797
>>105796
yea i had to touch up some of the line art, so the program i was using wouldnt make the whole thing one color.
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105803
105806
>>105802
It’s pretty
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105804
105806 105811 105830
>>105801
Silver continues through the catacomb, looking for any sign of unlife.

>>105802
Neato. One thing I'll say is that the curved line in the lower left corner of the drawing was supposed to be part of her wing showing.
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105805
105806 105807
>>105801
Iron blinks, looking on his person to search for his supposed weapon.
"Wait, what gun?"
He shakes his head.
"Regardless of how generous it is, it is still a nice offer for you. Keep in mind you would not even had the chance to even get here without me clearing the ones that pointed the gun at you and killed your companions. If I were not here, they would have taken all of it for far worse causes than to make a stable income."
>>105802
That sucks, man. I trust you can solve the issue in due time, tho.
Anonymous
gn32g
?
No.105806
105807
>>105804
Ill Need to touch that up later
>>105803
What Color would the medals be?
>>105805
Im Autistic Enough to not stop

Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105807
105808 105809 105814
D57EA24E-9734-4193-B422-FB31F1842AF4.png
>>105805
She lowers an eyebrow
“And so, you think you are entitled to how much?”

>>105806
Well, there are no medals, but think about replacing the sargent’s arrows on the edge of the collar with Ordnungspolizei watch team master insignia

Anonymous
gn32g
?
No.105808
>>105807
Nice i'll see what i can do.
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105809
105810
>>105807
"The pots, essentially."
Iron puffs out his chest.
"This is my proof of ownership."
He softens his serious demeanor, going for a more suave incline.
"However, I am not selfish."
(At least not completely.)
"I can part away with some money, even a lot of it, once I have secured myself. After all, how can you help others when you cannot help yourself?"
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105810
105813
46554218-5545-49D7-BF4A-B1E81A4027E7.jpeg
>>105809
“You are so magnanimous to consider giving back coins from a stash you singlehoofedly found, acquired and defended, with no help from anypony else either to find it or to ward off the bandits.”
Anonymous
oGUNI
?
No.105811
105812
>>105804
Which side?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
nZh7n
?
No.105812
105825
>>105811
I suppose looking around the lower level first, as it was the one with the most undead.
Anonymous
F0JHe
?
No.105813
105815
>>105810
"I cannot say it was completely my doing." He wraps a foreleg around Cauldron's back, gently pulling her closer to him. "My partner also helped inmensely, saving my flank sometimes and even providing the means to keep fighting."
Iron simply smiles on through her sarcasm.
"I am being quite reasonable here, to the point I am even giving some back to you as a gesture of good faith. I did not try to kill you or your partner, or even hurt you. I do not think I even laid a hoof on you, while those other ponies I took care of would have, and who knows what kind of touch would that be? I must assure you, their touch was probably a bad one."