>>982My benis is completely numb from fapping so much, i cant enjoy fapping anymore.
>>982As an A*erican once said.
Life! Property! And the other one?!?
A*ericans are ill non-people. You deserve this, you're another consumerist degenerate and should be hung from the gallows.
off-topic for the main board; moving to /ub/
>>982I don't even know you and I'm disappointed.
>>997This would go great with a big patreon logo.
>>982Iktf op. Though I've never been late because of it. Have you considered going offline for a few weeks to reset yourself?
>>982>Fapping>CompulsiveThere's nothing compulsive about it, you lost your job because you made poor choices, make better choices.
>>1002I know I made poor choices. I know from the get-go fapping is a bad choice. But I've tried everything from valerian pills to tea to warm milk to nyquil to sleeping masks and I still spend hours every night unable to sleep. Fapping's been the one thing that gets me to sleep, for three years. It is definitely a compulsion, and years of attempting to stop it hasn't helped one bit in that.
>>1004Masturbate... Faster. 15 minutes at most, you don't need a four-hour long fap-a-thon.
>>1005No clue why you think I'm fapping that long. I just get conked out post-orgasm is all.