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Anonymous
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So I got fired from my job for running late due to my compulsive fapping knocking me out. Slept through three alarms.

Nofap thread to help me get my shit together...?
Anonymous
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No.983
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>>982
My benis is completely numb from fapping so much, i cant enjoy fapping anymore.
Anonymous
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>>982
As an A*erican once said.
Life! Property! And the other one?!?
A*ericans are ill non-people. You deserve this, you're another consumerist degenerate and should be hung from the gallows.
Anonymous
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>>984
This, please kill me.
Moderator
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No.986
off-topic for the main board; moving to /ub/
Anonymous
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>>985
>defeatism
Fuck off.
Anonymous
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>>982
I don't even know you and I'm disappointed.
Anonymous
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>>997
This would go great with a big patreon logo.
Anonymous
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>>982
Iktf op. Though I've never been late because of it. Have you considered going offline for a few weeks to reset yourself?
Anonymous
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>>992
>"You're an ill non-person that deserves nothing short of the gallows"
>"wtf do you mean you feel bad about that!? Fuck off!"
Anonymous
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>>982
>Fapping
>Compulsive
There's nothing compulsive about it, you lost your job because you made poor choices, make better choices.
Anonymous
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>>1002
I know I made poor choices. I know from the get-go fapping is a bad choice. But I've tried everything from valerian pills to tea to warm milk to nyquil to sleeping masks and I still spend hours every night unable to sleep. Fapping's been the one thing that gets me to sleep, for three years. It is definitely a compulsion, and years of attempting to stop it hasn't helped one bit in that.
Anonymous
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>>1004
Masturbate... Faster. 15 minutes at most, you don't need a four-hour long fap-a-thon.
Anonymous
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>>1005
No clue why you think I'm fapping that long. I just get conked out post-orgasm is all.
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