Greetings horsefuckers. I have been long putting off reading Mein Kampf in its entirety, and I will no longer abide that. However, mere reading will not do. When one reads, they engage a certain set of brain areas to activate. When one reads aloud, they engage three different brain-area sets to activate. One is reading the words, one is speaking the words, and one is hearing themselves speak the words; three independent areas of the brain, cross-referencing and association simultaneously. This is mnemonics 101.
So then, I am going to be making an audiobook out of Mein Kampf, specifically the late former president Henry Ford's personal translation of Adolf Hitler's work, and making it available to the board. Cuz you guys are the best.
Presented are the Forward, Dedication, and Volume 1 Chapter 1. I will be updating this thread weekdays with new chapters. Please enjoy ^_^
Silly me, I forgot the .pdf, so anons can read along
Special thanks to anon for providing me this copy
Chapter 2,... as soon as I figure out how to upload a 113MB, 90 minute .mp3
>>3030you're using two channels and a high bitrate. you can merge it to mono and lower the bitrate to 64. mono with a fixed 64kbps bitrate took it from 39MiB to 15MiB for me with no noticable loss
>>3038Thank you, I'm new to audacity and appreciate the input ^_^
Volume 1 Chapter 3, parts 1 and 2 (of three).
I apologize, I am losing focus and ability to enunciate properly, so I will delay part three until tomorrow.
In consolation, I urge anyone to listen to the first 20 seconds of part 2, as it details how to actually become a Pony IRL. Enjoy
As promised, chapter 3 part 3.
Chapter 4 is significantly shorter than 3, so I expect to complete that this evening as well
Actually, I forgot tonight is the final debate, so I'm gonna watch that
Volume 1, Chapter 4, beginning from page 83 of the .pdf.
This week will cover chapters 5 and 6 tomorrow, chapters 7, 8, and 9 on tuesday, and finishing the week (which is settling on a Sunday-through Thursday cuz that's when I have access to a private 'studio') with the first part of chapter 10 on wednesday and the second part on thursday.
I got set a day behind because of work, but here's Chapters 5 (page 102) an 6 (pae 114)
The first of many for the day, I got rained out
I'm taking the day off from reading
I apologize for the lapse in update, my access to a studio has ended and I have been working to set up a suitable one for private use. We should be back to chapter 9 on Sunday, with the previous schedule to resume.
I must further apologize for a lack of updates. I have the next 2 chapters done, but my computer has diarrhea (meaning, it keeps shitting its self). Updates to come as soon as I finish a workaround, or compensating method. I apologize, as not being able to do these actually sucks. There are some startling and unavoidable comparisons to be drawn between Hitler's time and now, but being as though I'm sight-reading, I cant read ahead. Thank you for your patience.