/sp/ - Football

Alright motherfuckers, I got inspired to make this thread from the CNS Removal screencap so we're doing a waifu claiming twist thread!

>The fuck is this?
You claim a pony and the first reply is the fate that befalls you two in your newfound love. No instant death copouts and she has to love the claiming anon!

>CNS Removal?
Yeah, OP made a thread about this to have one last hurrah on /mlp/ before he reportedly had his central nervous system removed. Something about readjusting his moral fiber, but I'm not sure how removing your central nervous system would even work since technically the doctors would be removing everything but the central nervous system... Anyway!

>Get to the point, faggot!
OP image is my claim, and multiverse theory is in play so multiple anons can claim the same mare without issue. This is more for the game aspect than it is for waifu wars, after all. Get creative, people!