/sp/ - Samantha "Samy" Master(s)

Name
Email
Subject	Spoiler Image By clicking New Reply, I acknowledge the existence of the Israeli nuclear arsenal.
Comment	0
Select	File / Oekaki
File(s)	Oekaki drawing - Select File instead
Oekaki
Password	(For file and/or post deletion.)

For those who are just tuning in, what we have here is a case of a trapped lolcow/e-thot.

You see, a long time ago a lolcow was brought to the attention of our Football board of Broncos and Denver, wherein John Elway did reighn from on Mile High by the long forehead of Payton Manning.
But lo, a cringe of epic proportions would be foisted upon our Footballs, causing the whole gymnasium to need to be resorted by Football and,... eugh... Basketball.

This cringe goes by the name KittyStyles.
Ostensibly because Doggy Style had already been claimed of any notoriety, the worst - and I mean the WORST - of swedes was foisted upon, amidst a celebration of American and First Down. And after a long period of monitoring this Kitty Styles, several things became apparent.
1. Kittystyles was not Football, but neither did he athletic. So while not Football, he was not anti-Football such as those heathens from St. Louis.
2. He was fucking insane. Seriously, peruse the kittystyles threads. Check the shorter videos and audios. As one who was there, the smaller soundbites are emblematic of the larger ones.
3. Kitty had drawn unto him people who are just as batshit craycray as he be. Case in point, one Samantha Masters (it's actually Master, but rly, are YOU gonna call any crazy thot-whores who have nowhere else to go to uncensoredly chat with their deluded Simps, but a nazi horsewhispering Mongolian basketweaving forum of friendship, 'master'? Nor should you).

But I digress. So yes, this one festering cunt and another who is a festering ballsack have opted to whisper sweet nothings to one another ITT.

It would be a shame if it were filled with horsepussy.

Just answer the phone when you get home idk why you even work there the job sucks stop typing here or on there or places about who I’m with and where I’m moving I’m staying with my baby daddy and that shit is final. You need to shape up. Iill come back when you are in a sane mental state not when you do this shit everyday you gotta stop that insane shit.. masterbating phone and voicemails gotta stop and stop with the telling these people one thing bad wrapping one day and fucking me the next they don’t care to hear it no one does actually and you’re just making everyone look dumb when they know it’s going to go back and forth at least ten more times until it’s actually at a halt. I’m leaving today at 6 I rebooked it for Friday now at 2. just shut up I’m tired of it pussy pics and all this shit just chill the fuck out man you gotta learn to have a chill.

/sp/ - Football

Yea, for the Denver Broncos are Football Now and Forever