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Anonymous
No.13423
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How to get an autiste girlfriend? The girl part can be ambiguous or arbitrary. Like this artist maybe - or the Nico cosplayer Nyann from TikTok. Who is a female but can pass for a cute boy thankfully (which is not gay to want).
If impossible, I'm at least shooting for a (legitimately, not colloquially or pejoratively) mentally handicapped anime poster. Preferably one who speaks in sentence fragments or truncated-keyboard English.

I just don't know how to do it.
Should I go outside and just walk around until I meet new people so I can also get friends? Al la, multitasking?

What if the people I'm approaching don't want to be friends? If I approach to befriend them and they aren't interested then I have wasted my time, and in addition, have had a negative experience - both for those trading parties involved. What's the best way to tell when a stranger wants to be frends before the approach and greet sequence anyway? This is all too confusing.
Anonymous
No.13424
The handicapped poster can be a guy, my low standards are very low - I felt how low needed to be clarified.
No.13425
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>>13423
>The girl part can be ambiguous or arbitrary.
get AIDS, homo
Anonymous
No.13426
>>13425
Look, it's not a gay thing alright? No need to gun to hard conclusions here.
Sometimes you just can't be certain someone really is a girl although you can be pretty close to certain.
Sometimes people disagree on the 'actual' answer, radically different conclusions or answers being 'equally obvious' depending who is asked.

The artist I'm thinking of is probably female okay? I just reserve some skepticism, although I've always been certain Nyan was female which makes it a bother - Is that really gay? To be in love with a woman for being feminine even with reserved worries about the homoglobohomo?

I think not sir.
Anonymous
No.13427
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>>13423
I wish I knew the answer. I can speculate but I would probably be wrong. If I would go out on a limb I would perhaps ask an psychiatrist if there is any support groups for autists, but you might only mingle with those people who are on the extreme side of autism.
Anonymous
No.13428
>>13423
Have you tried killing yourself?
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>>13423
The only worthwhile part of this thread is the anime girl you posted, OP, you're a faggot and you should hang yourself.
Anonymous
No.13430
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>>13429
Yes, it is a good anime girl no?
The person who did it must just be the sweetest [Redacted[][]]male.
Anonymous
No.13431
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Anonymous
No.13432
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>>13427
>an psychiatrist
Okay retard.

So it does seem there's psychiatrists in my area, although, I am struggling to figure out how this will help me. All women are autistic anyway, check on one.
Although I must say I don't want some generic autist or some mental stunted or behaviorally fucked person, - I need an anime poster autist like that raging fucking faggot c67b8.
Anonymous
No.13433
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Uhm, how does this pertain to Ponies or Politics?
Anonymous
No.13434
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>>13433
Oh I get it, all of a sudden /mlpol/ isn't autistic.
Let's face it, none of us have friends or we wouldn't be here crying over the end of some children's show. Now help me fuck cute tomboys please and be normal for once.
Anonymous
No.13435
JF, is that you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Cq9prxjyE
Anonymous
No.13436
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that is an oddly specific thing to ask advice for
sage
No.13443
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>how do I get a gf?
>I mean she doesn't even have to be really all that feminine, she can be a tomboy as long as she's retarded
>I mean honestly she can be a boy
>totally cool with fucking some guy up the ass I mean low standards amirite

The others are right, op. You're a faggot and this thread is gayer than the threads in a tranny's copehope skirt.
Anonymous
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>I'm at least shooting for a (legitimately, not colloquially or pejoratively) mentally handicapped anime poster.
>Preferably one who speaks in sentence fragments or truncated-keyboard English.
FaggotOPAnon the solution is obvious just stalk bad anime fanfiction writers.

Btw why those preferences?
Anonymous
No.13452
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I'll have you know I was going to delete this thread before having a sleep but then I had to drive all night and so forgot.
No. I was not drunk and blacked out before deleting it.

Rude mods don't want me to be able to delete it on /mlpol/ where it locks when moved, or here on /sp/ because they enjoy faggotry and are framing me.
Anonymous
No.13453
>>13452
>mods are framing me
no lol
Anonymous
No.13456
>>13452

Mods framed me into fucking autistic anime gunnut traps too. It's terrible. All the cum and ammo shells everywhere. I can't go to sleep at night without these cunts sucking the marrow out of me. :c
Anonymous
No.13983
>>13423
What in god's name are you doing, Anon, jesus christ. Just kys.
Anonymous
No.14351
>>13434
>none
I have friends and a life, mlpol is legit one of the few good sites left on the net.

If you want an autismo gf, make friends with an underground artsy girl, one of those that play videogames, smoke pot and are usually fat, it's highly probable that she will have a weeb girl friend that never leaves the house.
I meet a few legit weeb girls like that, it's not as pretty as you might fantasize it is.

You sound like a holocaust of sanity thought, good luck getting a girl with that commando-grade autism.

Maybe you should improve yourself before attempting anything; /üb/ is there for you, anon.