>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?657 posts and 266 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..
>Any archive of photos or stories?
>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt, so you can have your green to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Bff9CRn8VVwgpxT6sU6cottQsQ3svXGI
Assess how well you fit into the filly hivemind: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/?group=-LdS-38NvfIG9PHPrYB8>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>224202
Was she not supposed to be?
Trips confirmed, Spike was written out of time when Twilight and Starlight were fucking around with time.
Any draw requests?
Filly trying to ski and eating shit because of hooves.
Now Anon gets turned into a foal at Twilight's entrance exam and takes Spike's place. Only 8 season till you get wings.
>>231028>Be Anon.>Esteemed and respected professor of quantum physics at the Canterlot School for Gifted Unicorns.>Sitting in on entrance exams, bored as fuck.>None of the fuckers are even coming close to doing anything with that egg.>You're doodling horsepussy on your notepad when you hear hoofsteps coming into the room.>You sigh internally and look at the list of applicants.>Only four more to go before you can go home and rut your marefriend.>The next one is a… Twilight Sparkle.>Well, if your memory of the show is correct then this should be worth watching.>You set down your notepad and glance at the nervous filly with slight interest.>Not in that way you perv.png>Your colleague and drinking buddy Moon Shine starts to explain the test to the colt.>She focuses in her magic on the egg.>Jesus Christ, this bitch has untapped mana for days.>Somepony call Jace.>The egg starts to crack.>Well, you know what's going to happen no->An older Twilight appears out of nowhere and flies by with a hand mirror, chasing after some other bitch.
"This is a testing area you cun-">Ping.>The beam of magic hits you square in the chest.>You scream in agony as your very form begins to evanesce.>You guess this is it, then…>Blackout.>"Anon!">You open up your eyes.>Oh thank god, you're alive.>Moon Shine is… laughing?>"Holy shit, this is fucking rich. Here, look in the mirror.">You're a goddamn horse, and a tiny one at that.>You try to protest, but your vocal chirds are underdeveloped and it just comes out as high-pitched babbling.>With a bit more serious of a look, Moon glares at the parents of the foal.>"I expect you two and your daughter to take good care of her until she's old enough to resume her position here. Your daughter will be admitted here, but if anything happens to my colleague I'll guarantee you two end up with Nightmare Moon.">Both ponies nervously nod in agreement.>You feel something wet under you.>Great, you've pissed yourself already.>It's going to be a looong break.
C-could you pwease bake us a new bread?
This one is getting vewy vewy slow
*Rubs filly rump against pants*
Filly looks like she built an igloo for ants and then tried to stick her head in
Is the vocaroo fag still here? I have something I'm working on, and I could really use some extra voice lines to spice it up.
That filly didn't deserve that boop.
Reminds me, somebody fixed that image.
Hope you feel better soon.
No matter how much I love this thread and all of you (no homo) I always feel pain when I check back in.
>Only a few active greens, one of which is just a quest with poor narrative structure
>A lack of talented drawfags creating new content for us, derpibooru posters don't count
>What little green is posted doesn't even get much attention unless it's a quest
Is the filly I once loved gone?
Is filly nearing the end of her ride as the show does?
I'm scared, please hold me…
does the shitposting ease the pain, or just make it worse?
Shitposting is neutral, some of it is still funny
A lot of it's just kind of annoying though
I guess that's pretty cool, then
If it isn't good, what do you expect I do about it?
don't be angry if you aren't doing anything to fix the problem, homo
I see absolutely no difference
I want to boop the filly right in the snootle
Same. Even if the filly is a grown man inside, I will take care of her anyway.
This is an anon promise.
You don't think i am?
There's a bit more of her mane in the shadow behind the blanket.
>You take a sip of warm tea while your gaze falls on a distant Ponyville bathed in yellowish-orange sunlight.
>Celestia moves her sun ever closer to the horizon bit by bit.
>You idily wonder what she's up to right nis but you push that away and take another warm sip.
>Magic is a wonderful, wonderful thing.
>Your tea remains comfortably warm even all the way out here on this hill.
>Your eyes fall to the cup between your hooves.
>You catch your reflection and almost lose yourself in it before the silence is broken.
>"You know," Twilight begins.
>You look up and bring your sight just above your cup and over the tea set to the lavender alicorn.
>She gives you a content, albeit confused, smile.
>"Of all the things I expected when I woke up this morning,"
>She takes a sip.
>"This wasn't one of them."
>You open your mouth to respond but words just don't come.
>Twilight continues regardless.
>"Honestly. I woke up and just lied there for half an hour dreading what I was going to have to deal with today. Maybe a note form Cheerilee about some choice words you've said in front of your peers or maybe you get a wild tail hair and decide you are going to use spike to send something gross to Princess Celestia."
>She continues to list emphasize each point with her wings.
>"I'm still trying to dismantle that pyrimid scheme of yours. Maybe you'll have goaded my friend's sisters into trying to break glass with their voices again. Heck maybe even a monster attack."
>Her left primary coming down on a right pinion with each thought.
>Several pinions later she comes out her train of thought with a blush and clears her throat.
>"The point is that this is really nice. Uncharacteristically so. I don't think we've ever done anything like this before and I'm glad we aren't arguing over something and we just got to talk."
>You really don't know what to say to that.
>All you manage is a helpless smile and a blush.
>You take another sip to drown out the awkward.
>Normally you could deal with being put on the spot when you were giving somepony shit but not this.
>You don't often hear compliments so you kinda don't know how to respond to them.
>As if picking up on the fact, Twilight continues.
>"Don't get me wrong, Anon. You drive me up the wall but that doesn't mean I don't like you. You are going to be a filly for a long time and I know you act out because its my fault. I understand. I'd be upset too. But that foesnt mean you can't grow to enjoy it I can't grow from your estranged caretaker to friend."
>Okay, you were expecting sappy bullshit when you invited her here for tea but what the fuck?
>Not that you mind but…
>You place your cup down and run a hoof along your mane.
"Laying it on kinda thick there ain'tcha, Purple?"
>She just smiles.
>It makes you smile.
>She magics away the tea set but leaves the blanket.
>"I mean it though. Deflect all you but we will talk about this."
"Listen, I'm not about to start talking about my feelings or not-"
>Twilight stands and closes the distance between the both of you before you can protest.
>She's hugging you.
>Hooves and wings wrapped around you like… like some dumb thing.
>You try and keep your shit together but you feel yourself start to lose the battle.
>Mercifully however, she lets go and rises to her full height before you do.
>You play it cool.
"That was gay."
>"Yes, and it made you gay too but that's besides the point."
>You get the joke but it falls flat for you.
>It really didn't.
>Only acomplished the opposite honestly.
>"We don't have to talk about anything right now but just know that I'd like to, okay?"
>She starts to trot down the hill.
>"Just think about it."
>You watch her go and are left with three feelings anda thought.
>You still feel the lingering sensation of her hooves and wings around you.
>You feel a horrible tightness in your chest that threatens to burst fourth from your throat.
>You feel a terrible bittersweetness that you can almost taste.
>And all of it contrats so greatly with the thought you have it makes you want to laugh at the ablsolute absurdity of it all.
>Twilight magicked the tea set away and used her wings to emphasize points but uses neither of those to make her exit and hoofs it instead.
>Stupid dumb horse thing.
>You have to wipe your eyes cause the hiccup made them leak.
>It happens again and your eyes get leakier.
>One might say you were trying to sob but they'd be fuckin liars.
>You look at Ponyville from atop your hill again.
>You look at a stupid purple speck on the next hill over getting smaller as it moves away.
>Everything is bathed in an ornage hue now as the sun still creeps ever closer towards the West horizon.
>It won't be long now.
>Okay, so maybe you are crying now.
>In equal parts happiness to to all the sorrow.
>The worst part is that today was-
>Startled, you look over to your left just in time to see Pinkie Pie sitting on the blanket with you with an oddly subdued smile on her face.
>She is also facing west.
>"Today was perfect."
>>231151>You'll never get used to that bullshit.
"How do you-">"Shush, silly filly. You won't get an answer out of me unless you can tell me why you made our friends last day perfect. Not a teensy weensy peep 'til then.">How…>"And maaaaaybe a little birdie told me that today was totally the end of everything as we know it and everything you did today made a heck of a lot more sense than 'Woowie, Anon sure turned over a new leaf today for no reason whatsoever!'">Instead of dweeling on that…whaterver that was…you take the easier pill to swallow and find that you can't get it down either.>Why did you do this for them? >You did chores for Appul, modeled fru fru crap for Marshmallow, played rabbit sittrt for Butterflutter, stroked Blue Fast's hot, wet, slick and steamy…>Ego.>You baked and pranked with pink horse and brought Twilight up here and didnt give any of them shit all day as you normally do.>If anything you planned on being an even bigger shit and doing some truly vile things cause it was the end but instead, well… you know the rest.>You really don't have an answer.>"Thank you."
"Huh?">"For caring enough to do all of this. It means a lot to me for what its worth.">You sniffle, trying to take control of yourself enough to speak.>It takes you a lot longer than you like, the sun noticably lower.>You have questions.>There are things you'd like to ask but there just isn't that much time now.>As the sun sinks toward the horizon you feel an unnaturally cold wind begin to blow softly at your back.>It sends shivers down your spine and you let out a little whine.>Pinkie turns her head to look back and… and…>Her little smile melts into horror.>You need to say something.>Anything.>Witnessing Ponk's face do that is almost more frightening than knowing what's coming.>If you don't do anything you know you'll drown in your fear and start screaming and crying and never stop.
"I-Is it worth a hug?" you ask, your quavering voice louder than you intended in near panic.>That manages to rip her trembling gaze from whatever it is she saw long enough to look at you.>There is a low ominous groan behind you like the sound of an impossibly large beast in pain mixed with the sundering of a great sheet of metal underwater.>Both of you flinch but you press on.>Its the only thing you can do not to scream
"What its worth t-to you n' junk! Is it worth a hug?">It takes far to many seconds for understanding to dawn on the pink pony.>Far to many noises of the approaching calimity occur in those seconds.>No doubt they were heaing this in Ponyville now.>"Yes. Yes it is, Nonny.">She scooches closer to you on your little unimportant blanket and throws her hooves around you in a tight hug.>You wished her hooves blocked out the sounds but at least her chest blocked you from seeing what was coming.>That fleeting thought was a mistake.>Slowly, you turn your head so your eyes peek under one of her pink limbs and you see.>Oh god you see.>Miles away, lie a encroaching wall of yawning black where all light seems to just stop.>The lands and trees and other things are being engulfed from the east alarmingly fast.>You start to scre->And its gone.>The land, the black, and even Pinkie Pie.>You find yourself floating on a field of stars.>"You know, Anonymous, you could just try being polite and friendly and they would accept you readily and whole heartedly as a friend rather than a nuisance or a villain. They've done the same for me.">Startled, you turn around just in time to catch a blue hoof on your nose before your eyes shoot open and you find yourself staring at a crystal ceiling.>Was that a->Fuck.>Stupid fucking dreams.
"Stupid fucking alicorns trying to get you to talk about your feeling like some kinda gay… uh… Gay.">You turn over on your fuzzy green side to get out of bed only to see a displeased purple alicorn.>Go fucking figure.
"Well…">She teleports a bar of soap to herself and she beckons you to the door with a hoof.
i said, i already am. it isn't enough.
Heh, that was a pretty good green mate. Thanks for your contribution, and the balls it took to post it at the end of the thread. Commendable.
Tried writing for this, didn't finish in time. Sorry
It's fine. Are you still going to post what you've written in the next thread?
Please young filly, I must remain professional. I have important job to do.
Speaking of witch.
I'll try to finish it and post, yeah
Gracias, mi amigo.
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Something tells me we aren't going to be able to get much more than that out of Discord for the time being. Ask the rest of the group if they have anything they want to do before going back to Equestria.
"I think it'd be a good idea to catch up on the actual show, at least the important villain fighting bits. It will probably yield some helpful info. But that really only takes one person to do, and it may as well be me."That pic of filly in a cheerleader getup is fuggin cute as hell