/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>231233
First for filly

>>231233
First for hugs and mommy issues. I just want Purple to tell me everything will be alright.

>>231251
>>231252
Well, uh, your post appeared the same moment as mine, so how about we say we're both first?

>>231233
Sure thing.

>>231256
Stay and enjoy the filly, friend.

Filly baked some cookies.

>>231279
Kill yourself, pedophile.

>>231280
o-ok

>>231283
Can someone really do that, can they kill themselves twice?

>>231279
>>231282
>>231284
Woah, stop namefagging.

>>231279
>>231282
>>231284
Only thing worse than a namefag is a namefag who doesn't draw comics.

I can't listen to this song without thinking about how great it would be to be a filly in this scenario.
Is there something wrong with me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bHimOJb-Xw

Taking draw requests.
Suck my metaphysical cock.

>>231314
Filly trying to get others to acknowledge her metaphysical cock.

>>231314
This kills the crab but filly.

>>231314
an army of belligerent fillies taking over Equestria's equivalent of area 51

New thread means new recap. This story could rapidly change direction at any moment, so here's a summary thus far!

(STORY 1)
Pastebin Part 1: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G
Pastebin Part 2: https://pastebin.com/CuNuktSQ
(STORY 2)
Pastebin Part 3: https://pastebin.com/6NReU7EY

>Today's been a weird day
>Actually, it's been a weird month or so, but today's especially been weird.
>Not too long back, you woke up in Equestria in the body of a cute green filly
>Turns out you weren't the only human who got that treatment, and after meeting up with some friends in the same boat as you, you eventually managed to break out and get back to Earth.
>This was, of course, only the beginning of your troubles, as you're still ponies, and the transportation process destroyed the Elements of Harmony.
>Naturally, this meant freeing Discord and Nightmare Moon, leaving Equestria royally fucked.
>Today, however, you broke your existence to most of humanity on national news, and secured a ride to potentially meet some important folks in Washington DC.
>That is, of course, until an airplane crashed into a hangar at the local airport.
>Turns out it's very difficult to land a plane when you suddenly have hooves instead of hands.
>It's also difficult to drive a car when you are much shorter than normal.
>About a tenth of the population of Fargo, North Dakota (or perhaps the entire Earth's population, you're not quite sure) are now ponies.
>More importantly, you now have the opportunity to speak with the one responsible - Discord - face to face.
>He did it for the lulz.

>>231321
oh allah, not more of this.
it's bad enough that you clog up this thread with your cyoa shit, you don't need to keep people informed likt it actually matters what the votes are. Everything is so inconsequential you might as well be asking us how we'd like sand to blow in the wind.

>>231279
I request colors for that filly.

>>231279
Good Job filly

Alright, it's kind of no secret the contest failed.
I mean we got a good green out of it, but there weren't even four entries...
So.
To not make it a fucking bitch to even meet the entry requirements, I'm going to lower the entry character count to 15000 instead of 24000.
Let me make very clear that this is characters, not words. Had a few people get confused about that.
Let me just repost the revised version so you don't have to chug your browser with the last thread, we'll have another go at this. I would've felt guilty spending that steam credit on myself anyways.
Don't disappoint me.
Here are the conditions:
>You must write a complete greentext. Any greentext, no matter how brilliantly written, must have a beginning and an end.
>Your greentext must be at least 15000 characters. For reference, that's four entire posts at exactly the character limit.
>Your greentext must be no longer than 50000 words. As much as I'd love more novel length works, save it for another time.
>Your greentext must be completed by the end of this thread.
>You must include a throwaway email in either your first and last post. DUE TO THE NATURE OF IT BEING POSSIBLE FOR ANYONE TO ASSUME YOUR IDENTITY AND POST THEIR OWN EMAIL AFTERWARDS, THIS FACTOR WILL ONLY BE NEGOTIABLE IF YOU HAVE USED A TRIPCODE TO WRITE YOUR GREEN.
>Your greentext must have been started after this post. Continuations will not be eligible.
>No futas.
>No colt Anon. (unless you're having someone get shot with it, heh.)
In return for meeting these conditions, you will be eligible to win no less than $20 worth of steam credit.
Other than the restrictions I've listed above, you are completely free to write whatever you want. That being said, I do have a few stupid ideas to get you started if you can't think of anything. (I would love it if you used one of these, please.)

>Fillies put on a school play, but it's "The Room" or "Manos: The Hands of Fate"

>Filly has a friend over for a sleepover, but things start to get a bit strange when strange whispers begin to come from the basement.

>You alone are "The Jailbait"; a man with the ability to turn from man to green filly to man at any time. You work for the Canterlot Police Department and solve crimes with this power.

>Saw, but all of the contestants are fillies.

>Anonfilly enters the room while Twilight is performing a delicate ritual and gets sent back in time to a land before ponies evolved. She must now fend off massive predators and try to figure out how to get back to Twilight in time for dinner.

>Twilight turns [Character from a show other than MLP] into a filly.

>Filly tries to hide/dispose of a body after she accidentally electrocutes Silver Spoon.

Oh right, and there still need to be four greens written.

>>231332
You of all people should know that people can't just write on a dime. The (relative) lack of content isn't so much a result of a lack of interest, but the fact nearly all scenarios within the current scope of this topic have been done to death in the years this thread's been around. Putting a new face on an old prompt won't change that, gotta change the rules, expand the scope of filly so that there's new things to consider.

>>231338
Perhaps anoncolt is wanted?

>>231340
Same shit, different genitals. I don't think it would make any difference, and that's not what people are here for anyway. Most of these greens are predicated on the filly being with or around Twilight, so maybe ditching Twilight entirely for a change might stir something.

>>231341
>ditching Twilight
Apple Jack taking over and hosting the filly in the barn.
Introducing the filly to Celestia.

>>231345
Maybe further afield than that, just a thought though, not like I'm gonna do anything about it.

>>231341
I have a concept for something different, if I ever get the will to write it.

>>231338
>Isn't so much a result of a lack of interest, but the fact nearly all scenarios within the current scope of this topic have been done to death in the years this thread's been around.
Yeah, no shit things have been exhausted. Why don't you stop whining about it and do something? I never required you to use my shitty prompts, maybe instead of just whining about this you could put in the effort?
>You of all people should know that people can't just write on a dime.
I might have been able to pump out updates more frequently, but people just don't seem to be interested anymore. In hindsight I may have doomed myself on that, but it would be nice to get more than a single response per update. That's the only way that I can tell anybody is reading, and I feel a hell of a lot less motivated if I feel like I'm writing for just one guy.
>>231341
>maybe ditching Twilight entirely for a change might stir something.
It's been tried, they were just all abandoned. If you're looking for where most of the creative concepts are, dig through the early threads and cannibalize a dead green.
>>231346
>not like I'm gonna do anything about it.
Oh, okay then.
>Pic related
Fucking Emus...

>>231389
Holy shit, calm down mate, I was just airing an opinion, god damn.

>>231338
>>231340
>>231341
There might be more to explore with filly & colt or futa filly

Filly is actually at Area 51.
Storm area 51 and get your very own Filly!

>>231393
You phrased it incorrectly then.
>>231394
Stick your dick in a snapping turtle. This is the Anonfilly thread, not /dad/ or derpibooru.

>>231398
>This is the Anonfilly thread, not /dad/ or derpi
I'm well aware, but filly & colt as well as futa filly are both perfectly on-topic for the Anonfilly thread
/dad/ has nothing to do with a regular distaff counterpart story or would it be considered a spear counterpart?, and >filly manages to get the dick back is a perfectly valid green prompt

>>231400
If you're so insistent on the concept being good, you can write it. Oh wait, you've vehemently refused to greentext anything.

>>231402
I don't know what you're on about now, but I do know that pointless namefagging and shooting down prompts won't help the thread in the slightest

>>231405
Oh, I'm not namefagging pointlessly. The name is a good way to establish a bit of authority.
Clever bit you did there, changing the title of that image, but you leave a veeery distinct snail trail, Spice. (hue)
Let's take a good look, shall we?
Now keep your sperging about how much you love futas and anoncolts in the Pisscorp, and maybe I won't need to wreck your ass a second time; Harm.
(Also doesn't help your case that you're online currently.)

>>231425
It's shit like this that makes me glad I'm not in the discord. What a fucking sperg. (Not you Lone)

>>231425
>"The name is a good way to establish a bit of authority"
>"...stablish a bit of authority"
>In an anonymous imageboard
If fags want to talk about futas let them, just like there's piss and diaper talk and there are fags who don't like that confront it but mostly just let it be nowadays, you're not the thread so don't try and talk as if your opinion is law even if I agree with you about futa, as losing his dick is a big part of the filly being an annoying brat, or was a big part

>>231434
>"...and there are fags who don't like that which confronted it but..."
Big typo there, this is what I meant

>>231433
>posting screenshots from (((dicksword)))
>screeching this hard about such a small thing
>not a sperg
top kek

>>231434
I never said my opinion was law, I'm just tired of this fag. If it were a one-time thing I would've have made a big deal out of it.
>In an anonymous imageboard
Okay, you do have a point there. I've always just seen it as a bit of a risk/reward sort of thing, potentially put your reputation on the line to potentially boost your credibility.
>>231438
Yeah, okay.

>>231439
*wouldn't have

>>231341
>>231389
>tfw anonfilly with different ponies has been almost my entire catalog of greens
>tfw "all have been abandoned" when I'm just slow to update my longest running green

Well... I guess I can get enjoyment from when I see others have enjoyed it.

>>231425
Being an ass while using a name is also a good way to ruin credibility and good will.
It's a tenuous tightrope one walks if one is going to try such things.

>>231449
Yeah, not like I haven't fucked it up before. I'm pretty sure you all hate me anyways, so whatever. I have my promises to keep to the people who still care, so I guess I'll just be slowly updating my green until I finish it and fade into obscurity.

>>231425
>Establish a bit of authority
>On an anonymous image board
I'm sorry, but who the fuck put you in charge? Good work bringing pointless, unwarranted drama to the thread.

>>231439
You may not have said your opinion was law, but your earlier post definitely acted like it

>>231400
I regret drawing futa filly tbh.

>>231464
I regret not sucking Filly's dick.

>>231467
Well there's nothing stopping you, anon.

>>230976 →
>Be Occult Façade
>The fur, blanket, and mattress. That's all.
>Her forelimbs encircling me. I still see, and feel the tear streaks compacting our fur.
>I can't help, but feel happy?
>No...
>Relief...
>And pride.
Embedded deep inside is humbleness.
>At any moment he could fail.
>We're actually capable of doing that.
Whenever that monster stops being amused is when we'll be in trouble.
>So what was in that box you left behind?

>Be Anonymous Shimmer (Soul #4)
>Feels good to be truly alive.
Again.
>Yes, again.
>Campfire at night, the sound of wildlife in the distance. Nature surrounding us.
>Marshmallow is on fire...
Again.
>"Ah'm glad yah could make it this time, Sunset."
>Still would prefer the computer, but time with friends is definitely worth it.

Hey, take a closer look at that other camp over there at that girl.

>Be The Book (Soul #2)
>Nice that our soul isn't turning insideout, and thing to strangle us.
Focus on the only task we actually have at hand.
>The observational data is a bit too clustered to make me think it's just chance.
Cutie marks, and how they shape Equestria society...
>Also instances of the comedic effect is in action.
The tribal standoff, and hesitance to truly enslave others makes more sense now.
>The theory is still rocky, but the mystery of why spontaneous food combustion is even possible still is up in the air.
Don't forget only 20% of the population causes 80% of those mishaps.
>It's the Power Law creeping in everywhere.

>We're so damned bored.
We have to do something, or we'll go mad.
>Being told to sit, and stay in this safe room is starting to chafe. Exercise doesn't actually do anything for the body in here. Meditation might start to deconstruct this world. Masterbation caries the same problem. Being too focused can also do it, and if we do nothing then everything will fail anyway!
Definitely a change in pace than our impromptu adventure.

>Be Occult Façade
"Well technically in a microbial biological sense it is asexual reproduction, producing a daughter..."
>Fancy's unamused look tells me everything I need to know.
>She stresses the word so much that one might break a steel beam in an instant.
>"Occult."
Don't fuck up the conversation we're a bit busy extinguishing an eldritch fire at the moment.
>"Who exactly are you?"
"Uhh, ummm. Well I have the memories of just after seeing the pink, magenta, slime monster, but I also know partially first hand, and second han- hoof the memories from myself kinda..."
>"I've just had two ponies that trusted me disappear. One was most definitely an lovecoltian being! The other was another old alien stallion who has the knack for finding trouble that looks like a filly. She changed after that ritual, but..."
>The bed, blanket, sheet and limbs now feel constraining. Is that anger? Is that worry? Or something else?
>She pulls back slightly. Oh. Oh!
>That's a deep kiss.
>She said she loved me...
>I led her to think the Occult she said those words to died. Now is a good time for my real name.
"I remember your special words that night. I love you too Fancy Pants."
>I am ANONYMOUS, and we are many.
>Wait, did that activate a red flag that lead to our/his demise, and sacrifice?
Oka- woah! Deep breath now! Pay attention Casanova.
>Breathing deeply suddenly her mouth is connected with mine.
Out through your nose because it sucks when is someone breathing down your throat.
>Hey didn't Twilight say something similar? In the show?
Old memory, but yeah. We'll have to look into that.
After we finishing mending fences with Fancy Pants.

>Mending fences all morning long.

>Be Soul #5
>Good news grass is edible, and we won't starve to death.
>Tastes terrible, but figuring out locomotion, and how to use these damned hooves makes anything else hard.
Just have to move those specific muscles.
>How exactly do I do that? The batshit crazy me doesn't have any experience doing anything in this body.
Ah, right good point. Relax a bit, or enter a hypnotic state. We'll get the body moving. That way you'll feel what goes on.
>That's not a bad plan.

>Be Anonymous Shimmer (Soul #4)
The one with the blue hair.
>The pinkish one, or the yellowish one?
Pink.
>Is that a chess piece?
This world isn't the one we know. Just keep an ear to the ground.
>"Psst, Anonymous why are you creeping over here leering at those fi-girls?"
>Fucking. Sunset. Too silent for her own good.
"Potential problem for later."
>I'm turn on the animal channel about equines.
That's a bit too mean.
>Sigh. I've been too on edge after that... encounter.
We can't stay in the past. You know the problems that causes.
>We'll prepare.

>Be Occult Façade
>Wow, one thing to experience it second hand, hoof, another to actually do it.
She's more... excitable now.
>Oral skills don't fail me n-
"Ah."
>Can't believe I flinched when her clit winked.
It bopped us right in the snoot we are fucking saving that to treasure for a very long time.
>Her smile is worth it.

>Be Soul #3
>Paralyzed from torso. Can't move my limbs.
>"Yes. That's our daughter officer."
Hunh?
"Who are you pe-ponies?!"
>"You don't remember us sweetie?"
>Any idea what's going on?
No. No memory of them at all.
>You don't think they are trying to steal foals right?
The temporary extra hospital guard has a bag now on her. This doesn't look too hot.
"Sorry, ma'am I can't remember strangers I haven't met yet. Hey! Fellas-"
>Is that a needl-

>We're in a hole in the wall. Both as the establishment, the situation, and quite literally. Stomach facing the ground as we are on a plank of wood. A well sanded one.
>"Rise, and shine for your new life. You're about to become a real mare now."
>Tail is attached to a rope connected to the wall.
Fuck.

>>231485
Fuck off

>>231330
Sorry Lone, been hashing out the main greentext for a while.
I'll try to write something for it. I can't say much for quality, but I'll try.
Taking the Power Law into consideration... well only (You), that means everyone, can break the cycle. 20% of Anons produce 80% of the content. This statistic is unverified. You too can become the 20%.

>>231488
Then become a colt instead. faggot.

>>231490
But that's not how becoming the filly works. As much as I might like it to be different...

>>231491
Don't be greedy, you can't have the best of both worlds. So become a filly and have a pussy, or become a colt and have a dick. Not both.

>>231321
Looking foward to the next installment.

>>231330
>Twilight turns [Character from a show other than MLP] into a filly.
Imagine, if you will Aku (from Samurai Jack). As a powerless filly. It's technically an Anonfilly story, for the tropes this specific character crosses, but in a different way. Shapeshifting is nothing new, neither is genderbending for Aku. But a being with immense power, and immortality losing both is shocking. While being able to be actually hurt by anything. Not just by the sword.
The comical character interactions with nearly all characters should be considered.
The true knife wrenchingly painful twist is that he/she succeeds in the end. The world view of nearly all the characters are shattered. The betrayal after so long and so deep a relationship hurts.

It's up to the author how the ending actually ends, because Aku actually did succeed in controlling the world, multiple worlds. He is older than most beings in Equestria, but he's on limited time, due to being mortal.

>>231492
Why not both, and double the problems?

>>231492
I mean, I'd just want the horsecock, whether I could choose or not.

>>231493
what the fuck I want an akufilly story now

>>231490
>>231492
Anon, I don't think you understand. That's just flat out not how it works.
If you're a dude you become the filly, and if you're a chick >inb4 ">implying women on the internet" you become the colt.
Please refer to this helpful infographic if you still don't understand.

Filly is Speed, Acceleration or Turn?

>>231499
>dictating the rules of a fictional scenario as fact.
OK retard.

>>231500
Filly is Cute!

>>231501
>Brushing thread beggings aside because "Muh choices"
Ok newfag

>>231502
Did you also know that filly is a filly?

>>231500
Nothing slows down filly. Just keep accelerating until you can phase right through it.

>>231506
Wha-?!

>>231454
I want to coddle LonePone until she learns to love herself and be happy.

One or more of these are apparently filly.
It's not especially clear.

>>231518
I can't speak for Lone but coddling and comforting doesn't really help me. Just makes me silently wonder what it is that compels that person/those people to do it. Why they choose me specifically. What I did to earn it. Why they won't just leave me to my solitude or offer something actually substantial in improving me or my life. Whether I really deserve said substantial improvement or karma has nothing good in store for a wretch like me.

>>231520
Looks to me like the bottom middle one is filly.
That being said, >diaperfags

>>231522
n-nO U

>>231521
Well, I for one don't consider myself able to sufficiently provide substantial assistance to anybody in such need, and I greatly enjoy being comforted.

>>231518

Pinkie Pie was a clearly better comic relief, if you were being honest with yourself. Unfortunately, now that Discord's here, you're kind of forced into a corner. You have no idea whether you'll be able to make it back to Equestria by any other means, so using whatever favor he's offering to get there seems like the best option. You look towards your friends.

"You guys have anything you want to do before leaving? I was thinking about catching up on the show a bit so we can figure out some strategies."

They look fairly dumbfounded. "You're kidding, right?" asks Twilight. "We just got here, none of us have had any chances to meet up with our loved ones... and also, you're going to just trust an unreformed Discord at his word?"

Discord does a backstroke through the air, sloshing it around like it was somehow a liquid instead of a gas. "What's there to be distrusted," he muses. "I'm bored and could use a game. You all want to stop me and fix everything, so what's a single wish from a rival? Well, within reason of course. Like I said, I can't die."

>>231524
I find it hard to enjoy being comforted. Whenever I let myself get comforted or relaxed, something bad happens. Or I just get more neurotic and self conscious than usual and end up pushing them away.

>>231525
"We're going back, and that's that, Diana. It was a mistake for us to leave to begin with, and we're fixing it before we do anything else."
(to Discord now) "Bring all six of us back to equestria, restore the elements and help us deal with Nightmare Moon and Chrysalis. Do that and we'll give you all the fun and games you want."

>>231530
when negotiating, start high and work your way down to what you really want. In order to deal with everything, we only need the elements and to be back innaquestria. by taking on the extra two conditions, we have bargaining room.

>>231531
Still sounds stupid to me. But I'm just some minwage faggot.

Sorry for all the fucking drama, ugh...
Have a song that always makes me think of filly when I listen to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drjwLGW1xfc

>>231534
and I'm just a dumbass in community college parroting stuff he heard on this site. We're all disappointments in our own ways.

>>231521
That just sounds like you need more cuddles and positive affirmation.

Somepony was talking about switching roles?

>>231525
>>231529
It couldn't hurt to at least give Diana some measure of closure, right? I mean, I personally doubt that we'll solve the humankind-into-ponykind issue simply by fixing Equestria.

Plus even with us returning, we still wouldn't have a plan to figure how to get around the lack-of-Elements issue.

>>231555
>Filly gets stuck taking care of Twilight
>She no longer has the time to have playdates with any other fillies
>Constant diaper changes in the middle of the night destroy her sleep schedule
>Starts falling asleep in class, grades don't drop because filly but she starts to get teased about it mercilessly
>No income, has to get a part-time job working at a grocery store where everyone treats her like shit
>Filly's second childhood is effectively utterly ruined
I'll pass.

Crouching filly, hidden Spike.

>>231575
Fuck, here's the transparent one.

>>231525
To Twilight "Discord is an ass, reformed or unreformed, but at least he's consistent in that way. He'll probably get us back to Equestria just fine, but we'd be on our own from there. Like he said, he can't fix the elements. Even if he's not being entirely honest about that, it follows that a being of pure chaos wouldn't be able to perfectly repair or re-create items imbued with magical harmony. You had a chance to call your family, and you passed on it. Come to think of it, Discord could probably take us right to anyone that we want to see. Or the front door of where they are, if you don't want to suddenly appear in front of them. No plane needed. Like I said, if you have anything you want to do before we go back to Equestria, this is the time to do it." To Blossom "Hannah, you said you miss your mom, right? Do you want to see her before leaving? Or would it be too painful to see her in-person, and then have to leave again?"

>>231572
>All of the Green.
>Twilight's parents finally see what the fuck is up.
>Spike was on a trip to the Crystal Empire, or Dragonlands or some shit.
>Equestria Mail failed/they only just got it.
>They take her off filly's hands.
You could end it here with an unsatisfying ending. But...
>Twilights friends are no longer too busy for filly.
>They don't like filly.
>Find out Twilight disappeared.
>They don't quite trust filly.
>Failed interrogation.
>One or a couple of them heads to Canterlot. For personal reasons.
>Tensions are high, and rising.
>Breaking point event.
>Due to the above event either Filly snaps, or the other ponies snap.
>Filly has a bad time.
>Twilight comes back when everypony is at their lowest moment.
>That'sNotFriendship.png
Skip to we learned our lesson everything is all hunky dory now. If you want the ending to be predictable.
>This bit is where the inversion of the inversion happens.
>There is now a reason why Twilight will stick with filly. Filly at this point in time is on the edge. In both body, and mind.
>Rebuilding ARC. All the characters should grow as people. The interpersonal conflict should in theory expose, and highlight their flaws.
>They either deal with it, or try to work on a way to prevent that.
>Fillyfication part 2 electric boogaloo.
>Filly once again has to take care of another turned pony.
>This part should show what changes the ponies made. Good, or Bad. The Consequences of what those choices mean.
>Either end it with a message, cliffhanger, or a sequel.

Something like that.

>>231580
Damn...
I-I don't suppose you're going to write it yourself?

>>231520
>>231522
Correct

>>231500
Gotta go fast

>>231500
Filly kart stats:
Speed [1d5 = 2]

Acceleration [1d5 = 3]

Grip [1d5 = 5]

Turbo/nitro [1d5 = 4]

>>231648
Anyone feel free to use it. I don't have enough time atm to write. I'll be more time constrained when next fall school cycle begins, too. Plus more than two greentexts at a time other than one shots, and even then...

>Spd II
>Acc III
>Grp IIIII
>Ntr IIII
Not bad, agile and nimble, but when you need it to go for it it just says no and keeps at cruising pace, lazing around just like filly

-----------------
>Be Anon
>Twilight subscribes you to take part in the Ponyville derby race
>You hate being forced to do kids shit against your will
>But cant say you re not looking forward to this
>There's one week to go and Twilight has already built you a cart
>It looks great, but you dont think Twilight knows anything about aerodynamics
>Or anypony else from what you saw...
>Blocky, positive cambered wheels, and a huge wing
>No, really, that thing must be a full sized table in the back
>Checking inside, you see that there s barely space for you to go in
>Much less for her, if she wanted to test anything
>Which means its one of those untested projects of hers
>You shiver after thinking on the last potion's effects
>Also there s a big red button....
>Which does nothing after pressing
>Meh, not like you could do much now
>Or could you?

>Its race day
>Aand Scootaloo totally got this
>Her kart looks like something straight out of an old f1 race
>Good thing karts dont have an engine
>You dont want to know what purple would ve put in yours since its already so bulky
>Magic powers the wheels of each vehicle so its not like its needed anyway
>At least you re not Dinky
>You fear for the filly who hits her on the edges of her literal box
>You get to the registration box and see that you will start almost in the back of the pack
>You know they wanted to put you in dead last though
>Being signed in by the princess herself would mean that she d put all her knowledge for you to win
>If only they know how bad this kart looks to be...
>4th to last isnt too bad though, but you dont think you can win this
>Twilight gives you a hug as you start to push your kart to your position
>Getting to your grid spot you notice snips ahead of you and snails right behind
>And you just know you re going to have a bad time...
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Rolling for event 1, 2 and 3, writing as we go
[1d20 = 6]

[1d20 = 15]

[1d20 = 19]

>>231663
Grid position 16/20
>Arriving at the grid, you take a deep breath to get on the groove
>But both Snips and Snails come at you trying to get a taste of filly
>Either they re masochists or just like bitchy mares
>Probably both, considering Trixie
>But after she downgraded her act of being the best at everything, both of them orbited straight towards you
>Y-you re not bitchy though right?
>Getting back at the real world you see that both of them are already in from of you, waiting for a response
>You give them your trademarked fuck off and turn around to get in your car
>You swear if this was RGRE these guys would be the equivalent of thots
>Worse of all is how they think they re so smart, "whispering" behind you as if you couldnt hear it
>You cant help but cringe at the remarks, as both of them move to their own karts
>You...you seem to be stuck upside down...
>Only now you remember how tight was the space for you around
>No way you could manoeuvre there, but you didnt think your tush would be stuck outside like this
>You squeak a silent help, but hear the first beep, telling everyone to get off the track
>Its going to start and you re showing your tush to the world
>OH NO
>Frantically shaking, you try to remove yourself and sit down properly
>Another beep rolls and you hear a pop, indicating that you re free
>But you re outside the kart and the race is about to start
>Do you even need to turn it on or som-
>Pinkie's party cannon rings in the distance, and the whizz of magic can be heard all around you
>This is almost like electric racing
>But without time to look around, you jump on top of the hood to fall down in your seat
>Only to find the hole is too small for your tush indeed
>It had to be a frame fit bodywork didnt it?
>Fucking purple, why!?
>As if she finally noticed your troubles, you see the purple sparkles of Twilight's magic envelop you
>And with a pop, you re inside of the kart
>Expecting it to be tight, you're surprised to see that it has enough room for your upper body to move
>Looking at her, she tilts her head to the side twice, indicating that you should go already
>Fuck, right, the race
>Everyone already launched, so its just you sitting back here
>You dont see anything to turn on the magic, so you just step on the pedal
>It launches surprisingly smoothly
>Fucking magic shit...
Position 20/20

>The first corner is a lone experience
>You ve fallen too far back with the start fiasco, but you hope the changes you made work well
>A swirling S section is the first test of them, where you have enough speed
>Putting the wheel axles upside down meant that the positive camber became negative, no doubt exponentially improving the grip
>Its not as tight mounted either, since you re a filly and cant do magic like purple to tighten the screws
>But that also means there may be more body roll...
>Yet, you decide to go for it and not release the gas
>And surprisingly... your kart grips, without even kicking the back out
>It did so well, in fact, that you felt like you were going to be thrown out
>You mark on your mind a reminder to thank purple for the hole
>You almost fail to notice the 5 car pile on the side, containing Snips, Snails and a few poor souls
>Those unlucky enough to be in the range of their shenanigans are already giving up
>But the two trouble makers are trying to take their car back into the race
>After the shock of the amount of grip, you take a deep breath and try to focus
>There's a long race ahead
>And perhaps, your tune may just give you a chance to catch back up
Position 15/17

>Pushing hard didnt seem to wield many results
>You were just too far back
>But you did catch up with Dinky
>Poor girl is having a hard time with her kart
>When you were catching up with her you saw it do almost everything in corners
>Small left corner? Drift time
>Bumped a pebble? Time to stay on two wheels
>Need to break? How about a front flip?
>Well, it didnt do it in the last one, but you swear it could if she rammed on those breaks
>After a lot of fighting you finally caught up
>You...are not sure how you are going to pas cleanly...
>She's using all the way from one hay bale to the other to control her-
>You dont know what came into you, but as you come into a tight right hander, you move to the outside lane
>Dinky didnt even move to defend, so when she breaks, you find yourself under her kart
>If she releases the break now her kart will no doubt fall right into your head
>But you re too deep into this to move
>There s just no way to leave now without damage, and you re committed into making this work
>A quick glance up sees the rough edge of her box coming down on you
>But, with her kart being sideways, trying to turn, it misses you and just scratches the side of your car
>Thus, using the grip of your car, you blast past her in the outside, not giving her any chance of coming back
>Yet, there's still a lot of ground to cover...
Position 14/17
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Event 4, 5 next
[1d20 = 13]

[1d20 = 6]

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Not sure how many more will do as it may get stale, dont know how deep into racing should go either as im not sure how many people likes racing but will try to make at least one more post after this one
Also not spell checking, as its already taking a bit to "do it live" per se, so I'm sorry for glaring errors

And if anyone's curious about Dinky's kart stats i thought as something like this,
Spd IIIII
Acc III
Grp I
Ntr IIIII
So if not for the 19, it d be a hard time overtaking her fairly

>>231673
Position 14/17
>Last corner comes around
>Besides Dinky, there is no sign of anyone yet
>Well, you can see Silver Spoon and you're definetly getting closer
>But as the grid straight comes around, you find that you have no speed
>Slowly, you see Silver Spoon and whoever's ahead of her pulling away
>With a couple of expletives you look around inside
>Only to find the red button
>There's a purple bar that wasnt there before...
>In the blink of an eye, you shoot your hoof forward to press it
>You noticed something shining down there as you drove
>And while its not full, it does have more than half bar in the tank
>Just how did you forget about this!
>As soon you hold it down the kart pulls you back
>You quickly gain speed and start to catch up with the competitors ahead
>But before the straight is done the charge is depleted
>You start losing speed, getting back to what you were doing at the start
>But its still enough to have gained ground before the first corner comes around once more
Position 14/17

>You dont even lift when the first corner rolls around
>Having gained enough confidence, you try to push your kart to its limits
>The tight confines of the kart keeps your filly body steady as well
>And, as result of that, you catch up with Silver Spoon quickly she may as well have stopped
>Taking an alternative line, you easily sweep by Silver Spoon on the S
>Twist, who was ahead of her, also had no chance as you overtake her right after
>You're feel like a dare devil which nothing can stop its charge
>You close your eyes and let out an "Awooo", a massive grin filling your face
>But as soon you open up your eyes, you see Snips car right in front of yours
>The bulky frame of your kart takes the impact well, only having to correct its direction while losing some time
>The same cant be said for Snips
>His kart spirals out of control, tumbling on the grass before going out of your vision
"He'll be fine..." - you say to yourself
>But you cant help but shrink inside of your cockpit, in hopes that no one saw it...
Position 14/16

>Laps two and three goes by quickly, without much more happening
>The kart is shaking a bit, but besides that its holding nicely
>And while you re not doing many more daring turns, compared to the others you've passed, you re still doing well
>Almost like you re racing against kids
>Heh...
>No wait, now you feel bad
>Though you are a kid in their eyes so whatever, blame purple
>Being alone in the track for so long, you decide to try drifting a corner
>As soon the back stepped out, the whole kart tried to do a barrel roll with its grip
>You grip your wheel as best as you can, and swear to not do it again
>On the good side, you may still get yourself to a good place
>Focusing on the track, you dont know how many fillies you've passed by, but there mustnt be many more ahead
>Maybe you can still win!
>You giggle at that, noticing that you're losing focus
>So, with a shake of your head, you get back to trying to catch up the racers ahead
Position 9/15
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You know how this works by now
[1d20 = 12]

[1d20 = 5]

[1d20 = 15]

>>231683
Position 9/15
>4th lap rolls by
>You're tired
>The group ahead of the last one are too far ahead and you never seem to catch up
>And to make matters worse, a few pegasi have gathered a few clouds and are placing them above the track
>You really hope they dont do this
>Its only around the middle of the lap where you finally get to the next kart
>Easily you overtake Rumble in the same hairpin that you went for Dinky
>But he surprisingly puts up a fight, and pass right back over thanks to your low top speed
>You grin evil-y, finally meeting someone to match
>You know you can take him on the corners
>And the next ledge has 3 tightening right corners, ending on a left turn
>So pulling to his left, you brake late and get side by side
>He looks at you surprised, not expecting you to be there
>You, in turn, scream at him with your smuggest grin
"Alright colt, lets see how much of a man you are!"
>Wheel to wheel, you take the right corner by his side
>You probably could ve passed him if you went right over, but you want some action
>So, true to your words, you squeeze him to the limit of the track
>After the end of the second corner, he barely has any room left in the road
>You squeeze him for all that he is worth, staying side by side the entire way
>But at the middle of the last right turn, his rear wheel steps out
>Sliding straight into yours
>With your kart shaking as it was, you couldnt react fast enough as you go for a spin in the dirt road
>If it was the cobble part, you d have rolled over without a doubt...
>Rumble, thanks to hitting you, is fine and takes the left turn alone
>Yet, you two manage to lock eyes once more
>The look of shock on his eyes was delicious
>The things you d do to that co-
>Eww, gay, fuck this shit
>You use a bit of the boost to get back to the race, grunting in annoyance
>It doesnt take long before you catch him again
>But this time you elect to zip past his kart
>Fuck this filly body...
Position 8/15

>You were getting to the last corner to open your last lap when a rumble rolls around
>Not Rumble, a rumble
>You were unable to concentrate ever since the accident
>Almost as if a fog was filling your senses
>Thankfully someone decided to throw water at you to help you focus
>Or rather, rain
>Yep, last lap rain
>Fucking great
>But if it started as you went to the last corner, then you must be close to the first place
>Looking ahead, you see only two karts ahead of you on the pit straight though
>And both of them are slowing down
>Well, you think they are at least
>Your kart isnt really great at straights and both of them are going this slow...
>You pass them without even using the boost
>Something is uUP!
>As soon you get past, a roadblock fills your vision
>You dont have time to swerve as you T-bone Diamond Tiara's kart full speed
>She ded
>Or so you thought, her kart didnt even bend in the end
>Thank god for magical kart structures
>What s not good is how you flew into the air from that
>Doing a full front flip, you once more list to thank Twilight for the size of your kart hole
>The kart lands on its back before coming forward harshly, crashing down on its weakened axle
>And since it was not as tight as Twilight first made it to be, it came right off taking with it its two front wheels
>Internally, you clap to whoever thought making it rain in a kids race was a good idea
>Externally though...well
>Body: shaking, locked in place, check
>Eyes: forcibly closed shut, unable to open even when standing, check
>Hooves: gripping the wheel and pointlessly pressing turbo as if it'd help any
>Yep, just fine
>You try to relax after finishing the checkup and realizing you're still alive
>You stay inside your kart though, just in case...
Position ??/14?

>A few minutes later Cherilee appears beside your kart
>She looks you over, touches your head and then looked inside
>After seeing that you're fine, she says that its alright to get out, before rushing to what you assume are the other wrecks behind
>Of course, when you said you decided to stay inside you even forgot that couldnt even leave in the first place
>Which is quickly reminded as your rear gets stuck when you try to get up
>You swear you're not fat...
>Blame purple
>Talking about the devil, she teleports beside you and pulls you up for a hug
>Even with her alicorn strength, she cant release you
>But she hugs you either way, glad that you're fine
>Dropping you, she goes back with Cherilee to check on the other fillies
>Trying to sit back down, you find your self stuck in place
>Twilight seems to actually have bound you with her pulling
>Fucking purple
>Your kart is not directed at any other racer, so you have no idea whats going on
>All you can do is wait for Twilight to remember to teleport you out...
>Turning your head, you're surprised to see Rumble approaching
>Your eyes bulge, surprised, as your heart starts hammering
>T-this is fucking gay, stop
>"Hey"
>That is all he says
>Hey
>You wish you were in a more dignified position, instead of presenting yourself to the world behind
>Remembering that only makes you blush harder
"Hi" - you say, not trusting yourself to speak
>All you want to do is screech and tell him to fuck off like Snips and Snails
>This shouldnt be too hard
>"So you need any help or-"
"I swear if you touch me you'll need a hoof implant to fix and replace what i'll do to your leg"
>"Okay, okay, geez"
>There, better
>Why is he still here...and smiling...
>R-ree
>"I just wanted to say sorry for spinning you out, you know, when you pushed me to my limits...?"
"Whatever, we're cool"
>"Thanks, just, it was so scary but so much fun..."
>You tuned him out, losing yourself on his face
>The way his cute snoot moved as he talked
>The way his hair flowed under the low drizzle, the rain slowly stopping
>...
>You need Twilight to find a fix for you, pronto!

>>231697
>Getting back from your daydream you find yourself smiling, and shake your head to take off the dumb face and free your thoughts
>"...so congrats on the first place, we-we will talk later okay?"
>Before you can say anything he had already ran away
>Not like anything would've come out, as you re stunned from what you heard
>You..you cant believe it
>Talk later? Did you just mindlessly agree on some kind of date with a colt?
"REEEEEEEEEEEE"
>After venting out, Twilight finally seemed to remember about you
>"Sorry Anon, I had my plate full helping other fillies and forgot to take you out of there"
"Fuck you"
>"Love you too"
>With that she too went away
>You sit down and absently rub your flanks, hurting from being pressed down so much and glad to finally be free
>Y-you're not fat
>Unless pony plots are how fat is stored on ponies, not bellies
>Its only then that something makes itself know on your brain from the earlier conversation
"F-first?"
>And for the first time, you look at the kart-nage behind
>Scootaloo must've made a strong move as the rain came down, as her kart is tangled with another
>But for the rest, its just a pile of pony karts
>Besides yours, which flew right over
>Someone must've hit your rear to launch you like that
>Giving you the track position and the win
>You cant bring yourself to smile though
>Because no matter what happened today, one thing is certain on your mind
>Perhaps you should walk and exercise outside more...
>Even if you are definitely not fat

>>231699
>Only three words.
>That's all she ever says.
"What are going to do chief?"
>"Our jobs. Lock 'er up."
>Day in, and day out the filly stalked after the other green fillies, hewmans, and the occasional colt.
>It isn't easy being law enforcement. So close to bad guys, and danger.
>Especially in a place like ponyville.
>"Kill yourself-"
>Gasp.
>"-faggot."
>What! A-and th-thats not true. Right. She just says it like it's nothing.

>The so called anonymous herd was called that for multiple reasons. Files filled with words,and phrases that would make you sick.
>The shadows, and behind coats in the closet could be an orgy, or worse. At any moment a cry could sometimes be heard.
>Dear Celestia the collectables, enchanted comics, and l-lewd material they have.
>They seem to always be in estrous.
>Wet, and hard respectively. I don't know how they are able to get anything done.
>"Kill yourself."
>Everything is fine.
>"Now I understand the appeal of having a dick Anon."
>"Ahh! Shu-oh! Shut u- AHH! Shut up, and rut me harder!"
>"Kill Yourself Pedophile!"
>"Suck my dick faggot!"
>"How about you asphyxiate on her semen."
>"I brought the futa plushy. Oh, hey miss guard would you like the second turn?"
>Silence.
>No bickering, and no death threats. Just for a moment for me.

>"Kil- hahaa!"
>This is pretty fun to watch.
>"Your- Heehaaha."
>"Hahahahaaa."
>They actually brought feathers into the cell.
>My job is to specifically keep her from escaping, and making sure she is fine.
>"This change isn't as bad as I thought it would be."
>"Hey, you've been pretty chill with us how about you come and fuck my sister?"
>Well...
>"hah Ped- hahahohohaa."
>Spite isn't a good motivator, but I am starting to feel an itch. I've been wondering what a human penis looked like.
"Sure thing, after my shift is over."

>>231711
Just like clockwork, I've still got the touch.

>>231710
Heh, nice

>All the green fillies with "?" "?" = <Pic attached> have been sent to a special rehab center
>We've also recovered a few orange ones and a unique aqua variant
>She keeps screaming something about pearl, but we dont know what that means
>Perhaps its the place where can find more like her
>Either way, they have been classified as a danger to pony community and must stay in lockdown at all times
>The best pony minds of Equestria have been called to research how they came to be
>But none can find out why, when or what their cutie mark means
>Twilight herself seemed apprehensive during her visit and refused to partake in the research
>We are unsure if her reaction is from her being the princess of friendship along with these fillies unruly nature
>Or because these fillies almost buried her alive under a green mantle of fur whilst calling her mom
>Our lastest attempt of research was a trial to see how well a single of them could behave alone
>A single filly has been sent out to live with ponies during a set time
>But even alone, she had to swiftly be recovered, for harmony sake
>We are planning on picking another, better mannered filly for a second run
>Perhaps our research will find better intel this time around
>May Celestia's sun guide us all
>End of report

>>231715
Date: March 6, ███
Interviewee: Green Earth Filly Number 27
Interviewer: Dr. Bright Lights
[Begin log]
Dr. Bright Lights: Good Morning Number 27.
Green Earth Filly Number 27: That isn't my name.
Dr. Bright Lights: Then what is it?
Green Earth Filly Number 27: █████████.
Dr. Bright Lights: Alright then, █████████. Can you tell me anything about how you got here?
Green Earth Filly Number 27: They put me under, it was just a minor procedure. In the following days, the snippets I got when I was barely conscious painted a picture. Doctor, do you know what it's like to die? To fade out into evanescence, so peaceful, only to be thrust back in right as you're just starting to completely fade?
Dr. Bright Lights: I can't say I do. Is that why you attempted suicide with your plastic spork?
Green Earth Filly Number 27: No, you dumb fuck. I did that to get your attention, so you'd give me an interview.
Dr. Bright Lights: You did something that would cause you to be deemed mentally unfit when all of our other interview candidates showed little to no apparent damage?
Green Earth Filly Number 27: It worked, didn't it?
Dr. Bright Lights: Now about this whole death thing, beyond the vei-
Green Earth Filly Number 27: He's coming. That's all you need from me.
Dr. Bright Lights: Who's-
At this point, SCP-████ terminated Dr. Lights. Despite being spattered with viscera, Interviewee did not seem fazed. Post-incident testing with █-Block psyonic barriers revealed no integrity loss over the past [Data Expunged] they have been operational. Filly Number 27 is currently undergoing classification testing for SCP status.
[End Log]

>>231698
This is good shit, thanks for the surprise green Hue. Happy you're writing more often.

>>231717
I wrote a mock ~SCP entry in my main green

From the archives of the Tolerate, Befriend, Love Foundation
Item #: TBL-51-LLY
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: TBL-511-LY is to be primarily housed in [REDACTED] under the care of [REDACTED]. TBL-51-LLY must wear a restrictive magical collar (Hereby referred to 51-LLY-1) magically sealed around her neck at all times. 51-LLY-1 is used to automatically implement Containment Protocol Compassion-1, releasing an incapacitating electrical shock to 51-LLY whenever thoughts regarding extradimensional awareness or acts of betrayal are detected. Non-Foundation ponies are to be told that TBL-51-LLY-1 is worn to prevent and minimize epileptic seizures, as strong electrical feedback causes spasms in TBL-51-LLY; this is supported by medical evidence published by the Foundation to ensure secrecy. As of 2/25/854, TBL-51-LLY-1 has been modified to release electricity sub-epidermally, removing any chance of electrocution to herself or others. Failure of TBL-51-LLY-1 could result in a BK-Class Foundation Reveal event, and thus must be checked weekly.
TBL-51-LLY must be regularly supervised by ponies of Class-2 mental stability or higher, excluding schooltime and designated playdates. TBL-51-LLY has frequently shown great prowess in acts of deception and manipulation, and is not to be bargained with under any circumstances. Discussions regarding politics, ethics, and personal issues are to be avoided at all costs, as TBL-51-LLY frequently used these topics to confound and disbalance ponies, forcing them to re-examine their worldview and themselves, giving her ample opportunity to escape or manipulate further.
However, TBL-51-LLY has shown to also be vulnerable to both strategic and emotional manipulation, which is to be exclusively applied by Princess Twilight Sparkle upon containment failure or under reasonable cause. Additionally, TBL-51-LLY has shown mild fear of large bodies of water after Incident 51-LLY-E.
Addendum: TBL-51-LLY is not to interact with [REDACTED] or her family outside of a strictly controlled environment under any circumstances, for both her own benefit and the prevention of a CK-Class Restructure of Equestria event.
Princess Sparkle is exclusively authorized to use any means necessary to punish or control TBL-51-LLY. Any attempts to harm TBL-51-LLY not authorized by Princess Sparkle or a majority vote of the P-5 Council are to be met with deadly force.

Description: TBL-51-LLY is an extradimensional being summoned by [REDACTED] on 10/2/854, incarnated as a notably small and extremely cute green filly with a black mane and tail, aged around nine years old. TBL-51-LLY's biology is identical that of a typical filly, both internally and externally.
Her personality and mind remain intact from her prior existence; thus, TBL-51-LLY has exceptional prowess in the fields of math, language, and sciences due to experience in her false form. However, memory leakage is occurring at a logarithmic rate, having nearly stabilized as of this writing; 'core memories', such as that of loved ones or frequent locales, have degraded to a point near inaccessible.
Anon frequently uses terminology and phrases unknown to any sentient organisms found in Equestria, undoubtedly from her prior existence in Universe 34R-7H. Upon asking TBL-51-LLY about her word choice, she usually responds "Lurk moar faget", assuming Princess Twilight Sparkle and a bar of soap are not present. Otherwise, TBL-51-LLY's response is "Google it"." What 'Google' is is unknown, but a link between it and the mathematical term 'googol' is suspected.
Additionally, TBL-51-LLY is emotionally unstable and will frequently alternate between desires for independence and self-sufficiency, and the need for comfort and love. This is likely due to internal conflict, wherein her adult mind fights against the natural instincts of a child; it is also possible that this stems from a lack of attention from her caretakers in her original dimension.
TBL-51-LLY represents a significant threat to Equestrian society should Operation Nurture return no result, but the likelihood of such an outcome is calculated to be less than point one percent. Regardless, TBL-51-LLY is not to be underestimated nor ignored.

>>231743
Isn't this the third time you've posted this?

>>231575
>>231576
Crouching filly, hidden QT

Was bored and sick today, decided to start a pony game by dropping a horse in existing Unity stuff.
It's more "awkward teenage mare" than filly due to slapping mare animation's on a filly model, but eh.
V0.01 here : https://mega.nz/#!8FMFgACT!jPo2MYAgByJnq9YSxd_Wiwr-sUHWQI4gtiHW6MSRs6Q
V0.02 should bring the lootboxes and battle royal mode.

>>231872
Filly's Edge

Just look at this grumpy green faget

>>231883
She may be a grumpy green faget, but she's a cute grumpy green faget!

>>231905
>>231883
Kill yourself.

>>231824
I knew that this smelled familiar. I remember reading it at least once.

>>231909
This.
>>231743
You're a cute fag, but maybe repost some of your older one-shots from /mlp/?

>>231911
Y'know, I agree with that idea. Might as well refresh our memories with some oldie-but-a-goodie stuff from pre-/mlpol/.

God damn it I WISH FOR A BORING MAN FILLY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9jdmjsZ9Qik

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

>>231956
I wish for Anon to pee into my filly mouth

A comparison featuring anonfilly.

>>232021
source:https://pony.tube/videos/watch/e71761ec-015e-41aa-852b-cf5bf9d6a81a

>>232021
LMAO good shit

>7 posts in the last 24 hours
Dead filly
Dead thread

Please join <our> dicksword to get your lastest filly product

>>232091
Naaah.
The filly can't be forced, and the thread is kind of a therapy, sooner than later the poners will come back, cos' the filly is like a vice.

>>232091
I has too much unfinished product. Enough that it could be a decent story, but I'm not skilled enough to actually make it into one. Where the end result would be might have the right structure, but all the important bits are wrong.
I can't quite nail exactly how characters should behave, and it's irritating me.
In a loop of generating (, or stealing, or modifying it into) a new idea, then making it into a snippet, before losing the soul of the work. Just out of reach, yet what it could be would...

>>231525

"Diana, we're going back, and that's that. It was a mistake for us to leave to begin with and we're fixing it before we do anything else."

Twilight raises her eyelids at you. "And you trust Discord of all beings to help you do all of this?"

"He's an ass, reformed or unreformed, but at least he's consistent in that way."

"Yes..." she adds, pausing to think about how to word things correctly, "and given that we can consistently consider him to be an ass, you expect that any favor you ask of him will be interpreted in a way that will most reflect your desires and not the most twisted possible version of the wording?"

You hadn't quite thought about that. Naturally, if Discord is going to be a genie, he's going to be an asshole genie, and that's not going to help you much. Moreover, he did emphasize a single wish. This gives you an idea, but you'll have to test the waters a bit. You walk up to Discord and ask, "could you bring all six of us back to Equestria, restore the elements, and help us deal with Nightmare Moon and Chrysalis?"

Discord pulls out a pair of black glasses and turns blue. His voice suddenly becomes that of Robin Williams instead of John De Lancie. "Look, kid. I know you're just a filly, but do you honestly mean to tell me you don't know how to count to one?"

>>232094
Various Unfinished Green. Feel free to develop them if you wish.

>Be Twilight Sparkle
>The scheduled weather for Canterlot today mades this important moment exciting to try this long awaited experiment! The lists, and checklists, plans, and preperations, everything is perfect.
>Everything must be perfect.
"Spike? Spike!"
"Spiiike?"
>A note from him.
>Going out to get a present for...
>But, today is a once in a hundred years chance for this exponent. I'll need to do this without Spike.
>Checklist! I'll need more checklists!

>Couple days later: Night of the Summer Solstice.

>"Twilight, your inner turmoil is understandable, but to deny the help of your new friends is foolish."
"They're not my friends."
>"My nephew said the same thing when he traveled with them."
>The Elements of Harmony book. Where is it?
"Did you see Nightmare Moon?"
>"Enternal night is pretty bad, dude..."
>"Indeed, I've seen similar catastrophe myself."
"It's not here- are you making tea?"
>"There is always time for tea."
>The overweight filly sitting on the floor with two teapots. Pouring- Spilling hot water into the other pot.

(Iroh is a filly)
(New Snippet)

>"In the beginning there was Evil!"
>"Heed these words traveler. Of The Shogun of Sorrows."
>A meer whisper now.
>Something changed like someone turned on the light. Did he do it?
>It's getting fuzzy-

>"Aku! You have to eat your vegetables."
"I am Aku! The shapeshifting master of..."
>"If you don't you won't grow up big or strong."
>"I'm sorry, what has happened to you nopony should have to go through."
>The purple equine of friendship. In her castle.
>The Master of the Universe reduced to this. My future self failed, but in the end the future is still Aku.
>This worm, did save me from being sealed. She can have a painless death...
>A deep sigh is allowed to escape.
"Twilight, I'll entrust my care unto you. You are after all your teacher's student."
>But she also made me mortal. I will use her for establishing my full power. Even her student with her modicum of energy as well.
>No, being mortal isn't a challenge for one such as I. The magic I had once wielded isn't easily accessible with this form.
>I am Aku.
>"Say aahhh. Here comes the hot air balloon."
>Death would be too kind.
>The Tree. The Creature. The Bearers. The Artifacts. Many fools.
>They are not the Samurai. Nor do they have true gods to turn to.
>"Here comes the choo-choo train."
>Her Friends, and Family will be made to endure they shall have no rest.
>Her teacher will carry her burdens as she watches her sister in tandem.
"Twilight."
>"Here- oh time for a change."
>This traitorous body. I will conquer this as I have done countless times for worlds.

>"We're about to see my friends."
>Finally the faces of the heros.
"I can't wait to meet them."
>"Tell me more about what you had to face as a ruler."
"A madman with a- cursed blade seeking my destruction, and all that I have built."
>"Oh no. What did you do?"
"First I flung him far into the future where my benevolent rule is law. Yet, that was also the first mistake."
>Latched on every word that I say. As expected.
"I knew I had time to grow, and enlighten others. Far more than I would have otherwise. The cost was that I had made the madman unaging."
>A small gasp of shock.
"I had put many long years into my rule. He ripped, and ruptured the very fabric that made it. Beings latched on to his poisoned word. Even took my daughter who I had only just learned her identity."
>Insolent worm.
>"Did you win?"
"No. Before the final blow was struck you saved me."
"Twilight, had our positions be reversed I would have done all I could have to help you, and your friends. I know you would have done the same for me. You still are doing everything you can. I appreciate you."
>The seeds have been planted. Sun horse is young, but not stupid. Her student...
>We're here. Time to meet her friends.
>The darkness I had dominion over is still untouched by my hand.
>Generosity; Rarity.
>Kindness; Fluttershy.
>Loyalty; Rainbow Dash.
>Laughter; Pinkie Pie.
>Honesty; Applejack.
>"Suprise!"
"Excellent!"
"What gifts did you bring for Aku my min-friends?"

(New Snippet)

"Spike, tell Starlight I'm in the lab."
>"Emissions, or explosions come from the lab. Will do Twilight!"
>I know he said it quiet enough, but I'm not that bad right?

>Feeling the rhythm slipping by.
>My divine instruments are with me. Within me.
>Drum beat sure, and true. There is my friend.
>"Are you okay?"
>No.
>I am the Mighty Patapon. Lord of the Patapons.
>Pata Pon Don Chaka
>I have Two Eyes what demonic trickery is this!
>No offense Worm. You are my dearest ally, and best friend.
>A purple beast lay before me large, and furry.
>Pon Pon Chaka Chaka
>Energy fills this strange body. Looking for the being who spoke to me. Soon I must make my choice.
>Cold stone floor surrounded by metal, lit, and unlit miniature false torches of strangers hues.
>"It's okay. Everything is going to okay. I am Twilight Sparkle. Who are you?"
>It spoke kindly, with worry. Hatless creature, or not I am no monster. No demon.
"I'm Lord Patapon."
>She should have said something by now. No sense of rhythm, a novice. Good, at least she has no tainted flow.
"God of Patapons."
>"God? Patapons?"
>Chaka Pon Chaka Pon
>Energy ebbing away confused as I.
"What!"
>How can this be?
>Rythm slipping.
>How? They reached the end of the world.

>I had gazed into IT, and IT gazed into me.
"Will they find IT without me?"
>Pata Pon Pata Pon
>Time halts, locking my mortal shell.
>Pata Pon Pata Pon
>Time continues...
>Pata Pon Pata Pon
>A being that is intelligent without the need of any kind of headware.
>Absolutely bizarre. Worm, has a pass due to the inherent divinity.
>Frozen in an excited wiggle. Red with Fever.
>Still does not explain the Pon E.
>I cannot remain motionless forever.
>Pata Pon Pata Pon
>Rhythm compels me forward.

Short update to my main green before a big one

>Be Anonfilly
>You stood afore the City Hall, which housed a sign notifying the meeting for the "Foals with Special Needs Coalition"
"Do I have to go to the retard meeting?"
>"Anon! Don't use that type of language! They other foals are just… special. Like you." Twilight chided
>Yep, retards
>You thought to make a snide remark about "also being ex-humans", but you discarded it when your collar began to warm
>…Wait, like you?

>Twilight opens the door to the meeting hall, and nudges you inside using her head
>"C'mon, go make some friends." she tells you before heading to the corner with the other moms watching their brainlet offspring
>You glance over the room, looking for potential friends
>Largely groups of two or three foals, some standing and others sitting
>You note that many had some form of tic, such as having to clap their hooves every ten seconds or shaking their heads
>In one corner a colt wearing a helmet was muttering to himself with his mom closeby
>Yep, this was definitely a tard meeting
>A couple of fillies were by the little concessions table, eating pony-Costco cookies
>You decide to try and join them, they seemed fairly well-adjusted
>You awkwardly shuffle towards them, standing halfway between in and out of their two-person party
>Eventually the white-coated and blue-maned Earth pony stops talking about trains and turns to you
>"Do you- you- you need something?" she asks, stuttering midway through the sentence
>The other one remains silent, brown mane and tail two-toning her cream fur and wings
"I- um- was wondering if I could join you guys?"
>You had a bit of stage fright between two fillies staring at you in addition to Twilight's oversized eyes peering into the back of your skull
>"PENIS!" the cream one randomly yells out
>…wut?
>"PETRIFICATION!" she adds
"Is she, uh…?"
>"Oh, Cloud Chaser has Trot's Syndrome. She can't control-"
>"PERJURY!" she yells oncemore
>"She can't control it" the white one says, both fillies ignoring the outbursts, "the words are basically random, but it's almost always alliterative and often starts with a swear"
>You turn to look at the momfus, and most seemed used to it. One of them was talking to Twilight, surely explaining her daughter's condition
>Although you noticed her expression sour at what the other mare said
>They weren't talking about you, were they?
>"Do you know a lot about trains??" the earth pony blurts out, and you notice how she blinks with her left eye more than her right
>Twilight thought you would fit in here?
>...
>Wait, what if you were retarded and everypony was just being nice?

>>232103
>Be Twilight
>You stood at the back of the room with your fellow moms (and two dads)
>Anon was doing so well interacting with her kind
>Other 'special' foals, not ex-humans or anything
>You tried to connect each parent to their foal, but genetics in Equestria was incredibly inconsistent, so you just guessed based on which foal they were watching
>You munched on your fifth sugar cookie, wondering if it had been made by Pinkie
>Maybe you could make friends with the other parents
>The gray mare next to you leaned over, asking a question she clearly didn't want overheard
>"So, what does your foal have?"
>What kind of question was THAT?
"Oh, um, high-functioning autism"
>"Ah, one of the normal ones. It must be nice having it so easy" she said, deriding you for having a child with 46 chromosomes
>She shuffled away to talk with the other parental tard wranglers
>If she only knew.

>>232095
"Well, bargaining for more's out the window. Just take us back to equestria then, and we'll get to you once every other problem that's sprang up has been dealt with."

>>232105
>"BITCH TIDDIES!" Cloud Chaser shouted, her Trot's Syndrome acting out again
>"Well, this week I bought a new hat. That was fun." Misty Step said nonchalantly
>"BRAIN! BURY!"
>"That's very nice. Ah, would you like to go next?" Fluttershy asked the next counterclockwise foal
>"I like- I like Fetlock Fantasy!" the orange-colored colt blurted out, "my favorite is seven. I like seven, it's a good number"
>"That's very nice White Tooth." Fluttershy remarked
>You noted how she avoided any sort of physical contact with any of your fellow handicapped autists
>A shame, she'd be an excellent snuggler
>This activity continued for the next three minutes, up until she reached you
>"And how have you been Anon?" she said with a cheerful but nonthreatening smile
"Oh, I, uh... I had a music recital, but I was bad, but it still made my mom proud, so that was nice"
>Fuck, you used the m-word again
>This also reminded you that you couldn't drop the z-word anymore, now that you weren't allowed to see Aryanne anymore
>Fluttershy came to the white earth filly you had been talking to earlier
>"Gentle Breeze, have you done anything interesting?"
>"I rode the train to Canterlot. And back, so I got to ride it TWO times."
>"Oh, that's lovel-"
>"It was a steam-operated locomotive with steel pistons cast-iron wagonway plates, and a single crankshaft, with four commercial cars and riding on edge rails" she spat out quickly, as only an autist can do
>Flutters just smiled at that, but not in the let's-get-this-over-with Twiggles would do when she was annoyed

>>232106
>>232095
First we finish what we started here, only then we go back

>>232109
but the sooner we get back to equestria, the sooner we can get the elements back. The sooner we get the elements back, the sooner we can deal with discord. The sooner we deal with discord, the sooner everything here will clear up.

>>232110
And how will we deal with Discord while in another planet? Surely you dont think he's coming along with us
AND to get back to Earth to deal with him we d need to lose the elements again, so that point is moot

>>232111
I'm assuming he'd go wherever we go, seeing as he seeks challenge that only we can give. Also, once discord is returned to stone or reformed, he'll either revert everything himself or it'll all dissipate once he's out of the picture

>>232112
If its a challenge he wants, he could give it to us here on Earth, else he may as well just have fun with the humans after throwing us over if the wish is open-ended, since he s playing as a genie. Why not give us the elements here if he can give them back in Equestria?
So no, always assume the worst

>>232113
what challenges would he find on earth that he wouldn't find better in equestria? humans don't have magic, so he'd be completely unopposed. he'd get bored even more quickly here than innaquestria seeing as how here, there's not even that much that could hope to challenge him. Sure, we could bust out the nukes, but that would be an absolute last-ditch effort, and he could probably just cartoon-physics facetank it before wiping some depleted uranium dust off of his face and continuing as if nothing happened. At least in equestria, we have a chance of getting back the elements if we can make it to the element tree. If we stay here, we're worse than useless given our lack of limbs and helpful information about discord. Besides, even if we do get to the president and tell Trump all this, he'd probably tell us to go back to equestria anyway so that we could get back the one thing capable of stopping discord.

Alright, I'm here with more textual diarrhea for you all!

>Where we last left Anon and Twilight, they made it to Canterlot Castle and helped take care of the final setup before the ceremony
>Anonymous then ended up conversing with Luna again during his sleep, learning more about how dreams work and the very basics of chess
>Anon's suitcase and stuff is still MIA, but new information about that will be revealed today!
>New updates coming every (other) Saturday (if all goes according to plan), so stay tuned!

>>232115

>You wake up the next morning to Twilight rousing you herself, for once
>"Wake up, Anon; you need to start getting ready if you don't want to miss anything."
"Alright, I'm coming."
>You roll out of bed with more dexterity than usual, this time not having such a hard landing
>After that, it's just routine to get yourself presentable
>Routine and Twilight fussing with your mane
>Something something 'polite company' and all that
>Once all that's dealt with, Twilight straightens herself out one last time before checking you again, deeming you acceptable, and leading the way out
"Okay, so where to first?"
>"First, we're going to talk to Celestia again. She'll be telling you whether you're watching from the balcony or from backstage, and she'll be telling me what my cues are for the ceremony."
"Cool, so then what?"
>"Then we wait for Luna and Chrysalis to show up so they can get their orders, and I'm not entirely sure after that. Luckily, a lot of time has been freed up from the schedule since all the setup was taken care of ahead of schedule yesterday, so we'll have time to get you some food."
>At the mere mention of food, your abdomen is roused from its own slumber to voice approval
"Nice. Any idea what happens after all that, though?"
>Twilight glances at you for a few moments from the corner of her eye
>"Okay, stop me if this sounds familiar: I'll be going along with everyone else to be part of the ceremony while you'll either be going to the balcony or backstage to watch it happen."
>You stay silent for a minute as you contemplate how you managed to miss that
"... Of course."
>You remain quiet through the remainder of the walk to think about what you said more than you should
>After a few minutes of walking through halls, you and Twilight find Celestia sitting at a table with Luna and Chrysalis close by and a few guards flanking both of them
>The three of them seem to be having a somewhat one-sided conversation with Celestia doing most of the talking
>As you get closer, you start hearing bits and pieces of what's being said
>"... which is when, Chrysalis, you come forward and say the apology statement that you prepared. After that, press questions, and then it's over. Got it?"
>They both nod before looking down at two pieces of paper that were slid in front of them, which is when Twilight finally closes the gap
>"Good morning, Princess. Did we miss too much?"
>"No, not too much. Just look over this paper and you'll find what you need to do. In the meantime, I'm going to make one last check of the area to make sure everything is 100% ready."
>With that, Celestia leaves the room
>Twilight stares after her and sighs lightly before looking at the paper she was given
>You're somewhat unsure of what to do in the present moment, so you just kinda stand there until she finishes reading
>"Well, at least I'm not just standing there and smiling this time."
>After finishing reading the paper, Twilight teleports it somewhere and turns back to you
>"I didn't see anything in there about you, so I guess that question's still up in the air."
"Darn. Anything I should know on there, at least?"
>Twilight brings the paper back from the aether to scan it again before returning it from whence it came
>"It's just a list of what happens in what order. I still stand around for most of the time, but at least I get to take control of the press questioning."
"That's something, at least."
>Twilight nods in silent agreement before making her way over to the table with the other important individuals and you follow close behind
>She pulls out two chairs and you both claim one before she starts talking
>"So, what are you two going to be doing?"

>>232116

>"I'm standing at Celestia's side and looking regal until it's time to sign the fake document."
>"And I'm standing next to her until it's time for Celestia to stop using the microphone."
>Chrysalis gestures towards Luna in her sentence
>"Okay, so I'm not the only one. That's comforting."
"So we're all just standing around, then? Cool."
>"Pretty much. Any idea when Celestia's coming back?"
>"Not sure. Why do you ask?"
>"I'd like to use the restroom but I'm not sure if she'd think I was trying to destroy her precious kingdom if I wasn't here when she got back."
>"I'll tell her where you went, just take my guards with you and it should be fine."
>Chrysalis does exactly that and leaves the room, only for Celestia to enter shortly after
>Celestia takes a brief moment to scan the room, looking for its missing occupants before voicing her concerns
>"Okay, where's Chrysalis? Am I going to have to send out a guard party to track her down?"
>"Relax, she left to use the restroom. I had my guards follow her just in case too, so there's no need to flip out."
>Celestia closes her eyes before taking a few deep breaths and continuing on
>"I trust you both know what you're doing for the ceremony?"
>She asks, looking between Luna and Twilight
>Luna simply nods, but Twilight also asks a certain question
>"What will Anon be doing during all this?"
>Celestia turns to you for a moment before returning her gaze to Twilight
>"Whatever she feels comfortable doing, as long as it doesn't interfere with any of what's being shown to the press."
>That's a big help
"So does that mean it's cool if I watch from backstage, or wherever?"
>Celestia nods to you before teleporting out of the room in a flash of yellow for unknown reasons, just in time for Chrysalis to return
>"So, she's still gone?"
>"You just missed her."
>"Mmhm. Well, what do we do now? Any new instructions she has for all of us, or is it still just being props on stage?"
>"Nothing new, she just checked in to make sure we knew what we were doing for the third time."
"I got confirmation that I can watch from wherever I want, so that's cool."
>"That's nice, I assume you'll be staying close to the action?"
"As close as I can get, hopefully."
>"Then I'll be sure to keep things civil for you."
>Chrysalis giggles to herself at that comment while Twilight and Luna give her side eye
>"You both know I'm in no position to be causing trouble anyway, lighten up! Also, none of you answered my question about what we're doing until everything starts."
>"I would've told you if I had an answer, but I'm pretty sure we're all in the dark on that."
>"I'm going to grab something from the kitchen, either of you want anything?"
>Chrysalis and Luna both accept, and Twilight leaves the room to return later with food

>>232117

>Be Spike
>It's been a while since Twilight and Anonymous left for Canterlot
>You've already taken care of the list for this trip, so now you're free to do whatever
>Well, you would be if there wasn't a knock at the door
>You make your way up from your room to it and answer
>Before you stands a gray cross-eyed pegasus in a uniform and bearing a green suit case
>"This was left on the train to Canterlot and the address said to bring it back here. Does this look familiar, Mr. Dragon?"
>You step out to get a closer look at it and read the name tag connected to the handle
>Anonymous
>If found, please deliver to the Friendship Castle in Ponyville
"Yeah, the owner of this case lives here. Thanks for dropping it by!"
>"It's no problem, I hope there was nothing important in it. Anyway, have a nice day!"
>You wave as she flies off before dragging the case inside and closing the door
>You then start the process of getting it to Anonymous's room before encountering a major problem
>Wheels don't like going up stairs
>Hmmm....
>You've got two options:
>A, you can drag it up behind you
>B, you can carry it up
>Carrying would be more difficult, but it would also be faster
>Dragging it would be slower, but it would also be safer
>Seeing as you've got a plate of reheated pizza waiting for you, you decide to make it quick
>You pick up the suit case with both arms and start climbing the stairs
>The only problem you have is that you can't quite see where you're stepping, but that shouldn't-
>And right when you think that, you trip and drop everything
>Darn
>As if that wasn't enough, the suitcase then falls back down and spills its contents when it gets back to the bottom of the stairs
>Now not only is your shin hurt, but also your pride
>This is what happens when past Spike tries to cut corners, present Spike always has to clean up the mess
>So that's what you do
>You set about putting Anonymous's belongings back in the case, but you can't stop yourself from looking at some of the stranger items
>two white fabric tubes and a blue thing that looks like pants, but it's too big to be pants
>Huh
>You take it all and put it back as best you can before getting the job done right this time, but you can't stop thinking about what you found
>What would that stuff even be for?
>Why did she need them with her for the trip?
>All these questions and more, answered probably when Anonymous gets back
>Maybe not even then, since she may not like that you saw what she packed
>Oh well, questions for future Spike to figure out and for present Spike to write down until then

>>232118
And as always, tell me what sucked and what didn't so that I can make better quality stuff in the future for you all.

(You) are a cute!

>>232145
Y-you too.

Anyone have a list of mythological, or historical figures you want to see as a filly (or a colt respectively)?

1. Adolf Hitler
2. Wernher Von Braun
3. Jesus Christ
4. Diogenes of Sinope
5. Sigmund Freud
Thise are the most like filly I can think of.

>>232147
1. Tony Randall
2. George Lincoln Rockwell
3. Francis E. Dec
4. Friedrich Nietzsche
5. Max Stirner

>>232151
>Diogenes
Gotta be this, to be perfectly honest. He was one of us, maybe the first.

>>232147
I'll also vote for Diogenes, and Marvin Heemeyer as well.

>>232147
Maybe G.G. Allin.

Anon does not understand why this mysterious bright little red dot is so captivating.
He must capture it and figure out how it works, to learn how to use it to his advantage, perhaps he can best twiggles with it.
But all attempts to defeat it have seemed... ineffective.
Truly the mightiest foe anon has encountered yet!

>>231872
Remade filly by Frankensteining with other assets, the "official" model was not playing nice with community stuff.
She gained wings in the process, but that probably not gonna stay unless flying get added for some reason.
Added fancyness like wobbly mane/tail and blinking.
Added LipSync, in anticipation of the Pony Voice Preservation Project getting their AI ready one day.
Added back the power bar thing from the demo scene, in case someone is *really* bored
Use F5/F6/F7 to customize your donutsteel OC's mane/tail/coat.
Use F9 to make her say some voiceclips.

V0.02 here : https://mega.nz/#!tANTmISZ!0iRXjEJPPflmASVNecWIZWNeBLfLjnXMYxxRms8EsFU

>>232190
Yoooo! Real shit it'd be funny to raid VRChat with these models.

>>232184
Simeultaeneously funny and cute.

>>232155
Rather than Tony Randall, Felix Unger in specific.
hypochondriac filly when?

>>231154 →
A nice little green. Thanks for sharing!

>>232184
The little reflections in her eyes is a nice touch.

>>232194
Pretty sure VRChat already has an Anonfilly model tho.

>>232243
Really now? I'm curious.

>>232096
I like a lot of these concepts, finishing the Aku one would probably make a fine entry to the contest.
>>232103
W-wew, looking forward to it.
>>232115
Not bad, the only real problem I've ever had with your green is that everyone is so goddamn civil. Takes a lot of tension out of things that could be suspenseful.

>>232244
Shitty default sfm model.
not even rigged to your person, default quadruped walk animation when you're moving and that's it, since it doesn't have a humanoid skeleton.

Reply to this post or your momfu will die in her sleep tonight

>>232257
I got this fam

>>232266
Thank you, immunity filly. You are a good filly.

>>232275
She's shit. Wrong filly.

>>231311
no you're just really gay

>>232283
To be fair to him, Boring Man does look like a barrel of fun, but I don't see how it can even be applied to filly. At all.

>>232278
Then make an edit with the right one, faget!

>>232284
nigga i can tell you didn't even open the link of the post i replied to
open up your eyes

>>232278
>>232290
you're both fagets

>>232294
>>232295
(You) are both fagets

>>232297
no u faggot

>>232295
Saved... faggot

>>232295
I'm moved. Thanks.
Saved.

>>232292
I didn't say it as a graphical masterpiece, just that it looked fun. In terms of mechanics it looks like an old Flash game like Raze, which I genuinely used to love.

>>232301
Since when is there a pink filly? If we get enough, can we form a Megafilly?

>>232303
Pink is cooler than ugly greens.

>>232301
>>232306
>pink filly
>>232307
>Rainbow Filly
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Something something unposted filly

Filly's Bizarre Adventures.

>>231698
GAAAAAAY

Thanks for the green!

>>231883
Holy shit that's fluffy

>>231905
Hnnng

>>231956
I wish for filly to pee in my bed

>>232021
Kek, this is awesome. Here's a cut of just the Filly part

>>232317
Cute little archer

>>232317
What class/job is filly?
>>232327
Lol good shit

>>232337
I love it. Thanks poner.

>>232106
>>232109
>>232110
>>232111
>>232112
>>232113
>>232114

Okay, so what's the plan of action here? Are we going back to Equestria, or are we going to put that wish on hold until you can finish whatever the fuck it was you wanted to do on Earth? What are we telling/asking Discord?

I say hold, but im the original anon who argued for that so

>>232119
What sucked: how long it took to come out
What didn't: everything else

>>232095
>>232343
I say put the wish on hold, and huddle up with the rest of the group to get their opinions on what to do. I'd say do it away from discord, but I know he's probably going to eavesdrop anyway, and asking him not to could be considered a wish. I also think filly should insist on catching up on the important bits of the show before returning to Equestria. "We may not even need to rely on Discord to get us back." If Diana is willing, maybe use the wish to visit her family in person, then use something in the house/apartment to watch the show while she catches up with them. Though that would be considered a gamble with the wish from their perspective.

>>231484
>Be The Book (Soul #2)
>Hey, if microbes reproduce into only daughters. According to feminism, we could end plagues with the patriarchy.
I- ...
What the fuck.
>Hear me out, since horizontal gene spreading is part of how bacteria become resistant fast. If you stop the homos you stop the bugs.
... Have a point for the innuendo, and the pun.
>So imagine- wait sigh let's switch topics this...
This sucks, but it could be worse.
>Topic?
Homeopathic water, what does it mean if that is actually real.
>We will never be able to get the shit out of our water ever.
>"We have something for you."
>The previously locked door opened it's one of the ponies from when we went through the operation.
"Oh thank go-odness! I'm going to lose my damned mind in here without ANYTHING! Even creating something small would distabilize everything. No deep, or lingering topic analysis either."
>"Wha? Oh. Oooohhh."
They actually forgot about us for a little bit...
>I'm kinda peeved about that.
Hey, that's resentment. Take Notice. Is it just a minor complaint, and, or did we get taken advantage of?
>She steps in to the safe room. A desk, chair, and finished paperwork are also inside with me.
>Paperwork in the corner, safe, as the desk, and chair were arranged in such that it made an makeshift tent. The latest, and hopefully final iteration.
>Damn it all, I don't know if I should trust them completely now.

>Be Anonymous Shimmer (Soul #4)
>There's a real fucking problem here.
On one hand, if what we are remembering is correct.
>That doesn't fit with Luna being the principal.
Alternative world must also be taken into consideration. Don't forget about the brothers either.
>"Whatcha thinkin' about Anonymous?"
"Oh, you know the usual..."
"Is there a club meeting today?"
>Applebloom, and the crusaders nod.
"Cool, I'll try to be there at about the same time I normally do."
>Certainly more crusades this time...
>We didn't start a cult right?
Eh...

>Flim, and Flam they are as thick as thieves.
>Almost as morally dubious.
They didn't perfect their skill as scam artists yet.
>Snake-oil sales men that do have a knack for making useful stuff.
Just have to appeal to greed, and long term profits.
>Capitalism here we go. Try to curb short-term ill gotten gains. Attempt to nurture more good deeds into existence.
>The pawn shop filled with various stuff. It's spotless in here. The potential for being a positive change for the community is almost tangible.
"Hello, Bosses. What's on today's agenda?"
>"It's quite elementary dear-"
>"-employee of ours-"
>"-today is one of technology!"
>"What my brother of mine said is true."
>"Indeed brother. We need someone to-"
>"-man the chash register, and-"
>"-maintain, the shop, -"
>"-but don't stress yourself too much."
>"Of course little miss, as per the agreement we'll run -"
>"-the future business ideas through -"
>"-your pretty little head first. Right brother?"
>"Exactly brother."
"Perfect. Remember long term friendly relations can last a life time. A steady flow of revenue into the far future."
>"We're getting better about -"
>"-that little miss Shimmer."
>Making my way to the stool to drop off the school bag.

Remember, vibrant energy.
"Welcome, to Flim Flam Brothers' Everything-Under-the-Sun Emporium! How can I help you today miss?"
>"I've heard from a friend that you have a taffy machine?"
"I believe we do. By any chance what was the name of your friend? We're offering a discount for special loyal customers, and their friends. It's 10% off of everything for a friend, and your friend also receives a five bit discount for your patronage."
>"Really? Lyra Heartstrings. Miss?"
"Anonymous Shimmer, one moment just checking if she has the membership."
>Ah the wonders of modern technology.
"She does indeed, miss?"
>"Bon bon."
"She does have the membership. I think we also have several different confectionery machines in the back as well."

>"Your saying if I get the membership the discount doesn't apply to myself."
"That's correct. You do however get 5 bits discount for a friend of yours the comes here, and they get 10% off of their purchase."
>"How much was the membership again?"
>Ah South Korea the party loot box. How nefarious, and community building it is.
Certainly does lines the pockets. Plus membership fees are classic for 'free' money.
>It's a great deal, but hard to properly maximize the effect unless you always buy stuff from a pawn shop. Careful planning, and coordination needed too.
"The starting membership is at..."

>Be Occult Façade
>"Occult, we have a charity auction to attend to after the cloud derby."
"Full formal wear?"
>"With a little extra this time. Hmmm... Yes, I think a blue ribbon is appropriate this time."
>Just a nice normal day of politicking, and make believe.
"Any specific goal in mind during this?"
>"Try to make friends, or at least acquaintances. Generally be a good influence, and stay safe."
>In a moment of insight I see her well hidden worry.
>"Please, be safe."
"I will to the best of my ability."
Don't forget a charming smile, or the little motions of pointy expression.
>Damn, I need to re-practice that.

>Be Soul #3
>"This is what you've got? Nothing else available?"
>"Look here, we're the only business like this in the area."
>"I'll contact your distributor for better deal."
>"We do it ourselves, that's why each product is in better condition than other markets."
>A hoof strokes my flank.
>"The closest dealer on a budget operates from Los Pegasus. Their stuff isn't fresh. We, do both at a premium. We don't do in house training."

>Hours this guy kept extracting information from this slave trader.
Putting together the information, the guy is-
>"That's it buddy! I don't know anymore. Normally I'd charge you a steep fee, but if those ponies you have there are in good condition..."
>"Hey, they aren't for sale at least not for that price. I have more merchandise in the San Pony Hotel!"
>"Wha- Urk."
Sounds like a fight.