/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

And I make typo in subject, should be 'Moon'

filly discord link? Please

>>236426
You been here a while mate? Been lurking?

>>236428
I used to lurk a little, then I stopped. Came back today and started drawing and posting filly art.

>>236433
That's just kys filly
She's a QT

>>236431
You make good fillies.

>>236431
do more

>>236440
be patient

>>236437
>>236438
owo gladly
I might need a little break for now though. For now: requests?

>>236443
filly in a tire rollin

>>236443
Filly Dabbing on Some Ziggers.

>>236444 →
Re-posting cripple filly to new bread.

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

>>236456
Hell yeah!

>>236451
Bro you just posted cringe; you are going to lose subscriber.

>>236462
owo

>>236452
Not funny. Filly is my personal QT and I take care of her.

>>236464
ha ha lookit this fuckin little faggot getten rekt lmao

cover art for this story https://www.fimfiction.net/story/443891/anon-filly-infantile-war

>>235038 →
"Thanks for the offer, I may take you up on it. Let me ask my friends what they think about the idea, particularly the ones with family."

>>236390 →
Tendies are almost done reeeeeeeeee save me one please
>>236393 →
Thats really hecking gay anon
>>236397 →
Nou diaperfag (xd gotem) thats also really hecking gay, if not gayer lmao xddddxdd

Now that im done these three any more requests?

>>236634
Your fillies are cute, but their heads could be slightly larger and their bodies slightly smaller. They sort of look like awkward teenage fillies with those proportions, not quite mare and not quite filly.

>>236634
Cute pics, thanks Scotch

>>236706
I want to roll her down a hill.

>>236720
Roll the weedfilly

>>236720
>>236722
Roll to roll the weedfilly.

>>236771
Inb4 I fail

[1d20 = 7]
>>236793
You'll never know until you roll.

Another request done and now I've none left, so yay for getting shit done!

>>236849
Baby filly looks good.

>>236849
I have a request: Twilight making Anonfilly wear a swimsuit (crotchboobkini) to go the beach.

You can never have enough ponies in swimwear.

Spider-Filly

>>236869
Nice.

Here's a question: what would happen if Peter Parker was instead bitten by a radioactive filly?

>>236870
Faget Man?

>>236871
What's his superpower? Shitposting and mommy issues?

>>236872
Don't forget social retardation, loneliness, and homosexual tendencies.

>>236869
>spider-filly
You blew my mind. Well done poner.

>>236877
It's damn near like a compendium of /mlpol/ memes. Nice.

Also, drunk filly just behind Hitler. I see the cute lil' faggot.

>>236706
is nice

>>236991
Not if you cum inside her, first.

Red filly is getting homesick.

>>237037
That filly doesn't have her seatbelt on!
Edgy.

>>237118
Buses usually lack such things.

>>237119
Those are some fancy looking buses, then.
Mine has half size seats.

>>237037
Where are the other fillies to help cheer her up?

Filly got into the first-aid kit

>>236877
Very good.
Also checked those dubs.

>>237148
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED A MEDIC BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>237211
Red filly is me and I didn't even trust 8chan when it was first popularized.

>>237145
They're trying their best.

delet and repost because I wanted to fix literally one pixel

>>237213
Tough titties, saved the original.

>>237215
oh no no no no you've btfo'd me
brb killing myself

>>237213
>>237215
That filly needs hugs, fagets
Now go give her some!

>>237213
>>237218
*hugs the poor red filly*

>>237215
There there, red filly. They won't bulli u anymore, at least not for like, the next 20 minutes.

>>237257
Now, that's a greentext prompt that makes me wish I was better at writing greentext: teenaged Flurry Heart roped into babysitting the filly.

>>237276
I want to be headshot by the masturbating filly.

>>237257
>>237261
>Be Flirturry Heart
>Aunty Twilight needs me to take care of her foal.
>She's out doing something important. Might be saving the world again with her friends, or it could be paperwork. Gasp, she might be looking for love?
>I'll have to see if it's a good ship.
>I'm so excited to finally meet her adorable widdle fillies.

>Be Princess Cadence
"It isn't revenge."
>"Honey, you've seen Cherry Fizzy's reports on Twilight's new fillies."
"Okay, it is just a teensy bit of revenge."
>"Now where were we again?"

>Be Flurry Heart
>Outside of their closed bedroom door.
"I'm Flirty Heart Twi-"
>"Yeah, yeah faggot we're kind of busy right now."
>"Mmmff."
"Let me in please?"
>I hear movement behind the door probably putting away their games, and cleaning up.
"Pwease? OwO. Uw-"
>"Fuck it fine just don't do that gay shit."

>Be Anon Filly (The one with the best color.)
>Half the room is in an orgy of magnificent proportions.
>Even got the Anon colts in on the action.
>Feels pretty good man.
>Having Furry Heart get peetz- pizza was one of the best ideas we have had yet.
>From one in Canterlot.
>There should be at least a couple hours, before-
>"OH MY GOD YOU ARE ALL GAAAY."
"No U." >pic related.

>She just kept watching us, but honestly the peetzer party and sex wasn't bad at all.
>Even went above, and beyond with geting a -urgk- pineapple pizza as well.
>"This is so gay."
>"Bite my diaper covered ass."
>"Ah goo!"
>That last one was a sick burn. Hopefully she didn't actually necks herself.

>Be Prine Shining Armor
>"- then I realized I wasn't alone in the world anymore. Love, Flurry Heart your previously human daughter."
"Where did we go so wrong."
>"Shiney..."

>"Let's keep trying for another one?"
"Yes! I mean that is a great idea..."
"Flurry won't be back for another day or two."

>"Oh my god, that's seriously gay. I've seen some questionable things, but..."
>"It's the rubber ducky isn't it."
>"Rubber duc- oh my-"
"We've read your letter."
>"Letter?"

>>237276
N-no U

>>237313
Fuck this is more heartwarming than it has any right to be

>>237313
y-you too

>>237313
I'm grateful.

>>237313
This has got to be the cutest, most heartwarming image I've seen in a long time. Makes my heart melt just looking at it.

You get home from a long day at the massage parlor to find your gf cuddling up with some random-ass green filly. She had promised you sex when you got home, but now it looks like that isn't going to happen. What do?

>>237343
Quit being a faget and cuddle the both of them.

>>237343
>>237348
>Quit being a faget and sex the both of them.
FTFY

>>237352
That, too.

>>237313
This is too precious
Thank you, based drawfag

>>237313
Thanks qt for helping me draw this

Reminder plunger is a GOD

>>237364
blasphemy

more from filly god Plunger

>>237408
>Last pic.
The potential green possible is making me excited.

>"Welcome newfag to Equestria."
"WAAAHHHHH!"
>"Ma'am! You can't just call your daughter a fag!"
>"Sorry, Mrs. Anonymous she's new here."

>>237313
I really like this image. Can I save it?

>>237416
Anonfilly family is something I've wanted to see for a very long time now.

>>237213
>>237313
So where's the blue faggot in all this?

>>237261
>you are known throughout Equestria as Anonymous, the Man
>in the years since you've arrived in this strange world, you've been:
>a scholar
>a hero
>a cowboy
>a scientist
>a gunslinger
>an archaeologist
>a pirate
>a craftsman
>and much, much more
>okay, all of those points are somewhat exaggerated
>the point is, you've lived a little
>the point is, you're a grown ass man
>the point is
"Twilight, I do not need a babysitter."
>by a stupendous fuckup of magic, you've been transformed into a small filly
>oddly enough, this isn't the first time something like this has happened in your journeys
>but this time, it's Twilight's fault
"Anon, we're already on the train for the Crystal Empire, and I really need to get started on this adventure. Just... try not to think of Flurry Heart as a babysitter. Think of her as... a caretaker. For your time of need."
"I can take care of myself."
"And how are you planning on eating? I think you've fairly well proven that you can't cook with those hooves."
"There's takeout."
"On whose bits?"
>you snort
>princess of a whole damn town
>somehow can't spare the bits for a weekend's meals
>for the guy she turned into a helpless filly
"Everything's gonna be just fine, Anon. You'll see. Just one weekend with Flurry Heart, then in a year the potion to turn you back will be ready, and then-"
"A year?! A whole damn fuckcuntering shitniggering fagtastic year?! When were you planning on telling me this?"
"Anon, changing someone's species, sex, or age, even temporarily, it's pretty complex magic. To do all three at the same time, and have the effects be permanent? It takes a little time."
>Twilight eyes you wearily
"And because you didn't want to go quite back to your natural age, it's even more complicated."
>you throw up your hands
>hooves
>fuck
"I mean, shit, if we just so happen to be changing my age anyway, I wouldn't mind being 20 again. What's so wrong with that?"
>Twilight rolls her eyes
"Oh, what do you know? You're gonna stay 17 forever."
>your purple riding companion's face does that scrunchy thing that ponies sometimes do
"I was 19 when I ascended.
>awkward silence reigns over the desolate train car
>the other passengers moved to other cars some time ago
>Twilight sniffs
"You know, the spell I messed up was designed to find you and bring you to me. I knew I had this adventure coming up and I wanted to see you first."
>your eyelid twitches involuntarily
"And...?"
"And..."
>Twilight sticks her nose in the air
"None of this would have happened if you hadn't been avoiding me."
>you flop out of your seat
>and rise to your hooves before your tormentor
"Oh, so now it's my fault! Well, let me tell you where you fucked up, you purple fucking horse, was when you put me in the body of a pre-adolescent filly! I've got twice as much estrogen as you do right now, and I can play your female mind games just the same- WHOAH!"
>a cloud of purple magic hoists you into the air by your tail
>something hard and hoof-like smacks into your soft filly tush
"FUCK"
>slap
"SHIT"
>slap
"STOP"

>>237434
>Princess Cadance is craning her neck down at you
>there's something of genuine confusion on her face
"My, Anon, you've, um, shrunk a bit since I last saw you."
>Shining Armor snorts
"Smells nicer, too."
>Cadance ignores the comment
"Well it certainly has been a while, hasn't it? I don't think we've seen each other since... was it Flurry Heart's crystalling?"
"No. You didn't invite me to that."
>Cadance cringes
"Is that right? How odd. I could have sworn we invited all of Twilight's friends."
"We did."
>the princess of the north chuckles awkwardly and tugs at the golden yoke around her neck
"Well. It's really too bad that Twilight couldn't stick around to chat longer. But... Shining and I have to get going now, too. Our train to Los Pegasus is taking off in an hour."
>you blink
"Your sister-parenthesis-in-law-parenthesis is saving the world from yet another eldritch horror and you guys are going on vacation?"
>Twilight's brother waves his hoof
"It's fine. Nothing she hasn't done a million times before."
>you have to admit, he's probably right
>even Twilight herself seemed awful casual about it
>for Twilight standards, anyway
>Cadance coughs
"Anyway, we'll be going now. Flurry Heart should be in her room upstairs. You can't miss it, it's the same room you stayed in that one time."
>the pair of them head out to not save Equestria
"Take good care of our Flurry now."

>>237435
>Flurry Heart is in the same room you stayed in that one time
>that one time like 17 fucking years ago
>as though you'd fucking remember where to go
>you'd leave well enough alone and just make some dinner
>but it seems rude to not let your host know you're here first
>also, you need her to cook it for you
>what?
>how can you be expected to get anything done right without fingers?
>anyway, weren't there servants and guards and stuff in this castle the last time you were here?
>where the hell did they all go?
>wait a second
>that door right there looks like it could be the entrance to a teenage girl's room
>posters of boybands taped up on it
>fluffy hearts glued around those
>oh, and one of those fluffy hearts is embroidered with the name "Flurry Heart"
>you rap three sharp knocks on it
"Mom?"
"Nope, just the strange man you're all alone in the house with."
>the door opens
>a light pink princess pony pokes her head out
>she looks a little bit shorter than Twilight
>but, in your present state, that's still tall enough to fucking tower over you
"Oh. You're that kid I'm supposed to be babysitting."
"Kid? The last time I was in this town you were a sperm cell in your daddy's ballsack-"
"Ew! That's fucking disgusting!"
"Listen, how about making us some dinner? I'm starving down here."
>Flurry scoffs
"It's, like, 6 at night. Don't you have a bed time or something?"
"You mean 6 in the afternoon?"
"No. I mean 6 at night."
>Flurry Heart becomes the second alicorn princess today to turn her nose up at you
"It's, like, bedtime for little fillies."
>the princess's horn glows
>you instinctively clench your butt cheeks
>POOF
>when you open your eyes, you're locked in what seems to be a guest bedroom in the castle
"BITCH"

>>236417
>Fly me to the moon edition

>Be filly.
>You stand on bridge.
>Infront of you mechanical trojan horse is submerged to its head.
>Its head is staring at you with crystal orbs that glow yellow.
>Above the horse on a platfrom even higher up stands, Twilight Sparkle.
"Mom!" you shout towards her.
>She looks down on you with displeased broed half lidded eyes.
"Anon, I summon you here for you to pilot the gaint magical horse golem you see before you," she says.
>You lower your head and look towards the ground.
"Oh, so that's why you summon me," you whisper.
>Somehow Twilight manage to hear you from up there.
"Yes, Equestria is under attack from alicorns. You are the only one that can syncronize with the horse."
>Twilight's vice demanding and strong.
>Your voice came out as sacred whimpering.
>You can still not look up and face your momfu's gaze.
"No..." you whine.
"No?"
>Twilight raises an eyebrow.
"No... U... Reee..." you say inaudiblely so even Twilight can hear it.

>>237434
>>237435
>>237436
Thank you, based writefag.

>>236417
>Fly Me To The Mood Edition
big mood

>>237429
Unknown. ...wasn't 7chan's anon blue? I never went there regularly myself, but I've seen some archived stuff.

>>237448
M-moar please? I-I edited something for you...

>>237429
>>237458
>blue
something something teal, something something reee

>>237474
>>237475
Fuck off.

>>237472
Do you really want more? I wanted to write something later so I might actually do that.
But I got three hours of studying to do before that.

>>237495
Take your time, not immediately of course. I've always enjoyed your greens here, despite the fact that you have a bad habit of never finishing them...

/r/ Draw me some sad fillies.

Bat fillies like cookies too ya'know.

>>237408
>last pic
UwU and huge potential.
I love that idea.

>>237408
#1 is a qt3.14

>>237472
Also, btw that was quick and well done. How did you do that?

>>237500
Have things get in the way for now will get back to this in like more than twelve hours.
Wow, you are making me blush.

>>237556
Just found an image on derpi and paintbucketed it a few times. It just so happened that a ponified Rei already existed, and I've learned how to fuck around with hex values over time.
>>237557
That's alright, I'm sure it'll be worth the wait.

>>237313
She just got /FILLY'd/

>>237436
Breddy gud mane

>>237536
Is that new. It looks nice.

what does your heart yearn for but can never have, fillyfriends? it seems like the only things i ever desire are things i can never possibly obtain, why does the brain work this way. how does one feel pleasure beyond busting a nut or smoking something or popping something? why does the brain get so tired and disinterested in these things, every time you find a new way to cleave through the despair within days or even hours all you feel is that same pit in your gut, i want to feel desire again, how do you get interested in life when blanking out on the job doesnt even work anymore

>>237620
None of us are happy. Over time, I've simply learned to grin and bear it.
My heart desires to be the filly, to be an object of desire for qt mares to fawn over and live my days out having childish schenanigans with you all, as I consider you to be the closest thing I'll ever have to friends. I want this because I feel my childhood was pulled out from under me too soon and I yearn for some way to recapture that feeling.
Some asshole is playing sad music on the piano right now and it isn't helping.

>>237638
>"my childhood was pulled out from under me too soon"
>expressing the feel that your childhood was neutered
I think most of /mlpol/ would agree (((who))) is to blame for this loss of innocence and unhappy state of emotion. All that we can do past spending the rest of our lives in VR-induced "wet" dreams like (((they))) want is organizing so that our children can have that childhood we never got to.

"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace."
>Thomas Paine

>>237620
No, do not be a Doomer. Never acknowledge your cuckoldry. Do not accept sub-humans to be (((superior))) to you in all ways like a good shabbos goyim. Always question the degenerate mutting that produced this degeneration.

>>237620
stay safe tim

>>237436
>sunlight filters dimly in through the thick crystal walls
>you roll over
>your limbs stretch out into your sight
>your limbs?
>hooves?
>thick crystal walls?
>is this the work of some kind of mad scientist?
>again?
>wait
>no
>that was just Twilight
"Fucking damnit."
>and you're still under the power of Flurry fucking Heart
>you hop down to the floor
>you've gotta piss
>after a determined march to the door, you begin pounding on it as hard as you can
>which isn't very hard, under the circumstances
>so you throw in a little screeching
"McFlurry! Let me out of here!"
>silence is your answer
"I'm gonna piss on the fucking floor if I don't get out of here!"
>you're rearing up now, pounding with both forehooves
"Flurry fucking Heart! I'm gonna-"
>the door flies open
>you go sprawling across the floor
>an angry teenage alicorn sticks her head in the room
"It is 10 in the morning what do you want?!"
"10 in the-"
>you shake your head
"Bitch, I gotta piss."
>you squirm your way through Flurry Heart's legs into the passageway
>you begin storming off toward the bathroom
>wait a second
"Hey, where's the bathroom?"

>now that that's done
>you seem to be free to roam about the castle
>you're still hungry, so you decide to look for the kitchen
>given how utterly unhelpful Flurry Heart has been, you're willing to give cooking with hooves another go
>you mean, what's the worst that could happen?
>a grease fire?
>it's not like crystal burns down
>making your way through long passages and winding stairs proves to be no easy task on stubby filly legs
>somewhere on the ground floor, you notice a double set of swinging doors
>the small windows set in them show that the room beyond is gleaming white
>with your oversized filly head, you nudge open the doors and tumble inside
>oh yeah, it's a kitchen
>appliances, counters, utensils
>it's even got big white hats hanging up on hooks
>there's a big walk-in fridge, but you have to use a stool to reach the handle
>inside the fridge, you look for something that seems easy to cook
>something you're not likely to fuck up, even with these big goofy hooves
>how about those eggs?
>reaching into a low shelf with both hooves, you carefully pull out a carton of eggs
>but as soon as the carton comes free of the shelf
"Shit!"
>and the eggs are on the floor, leaking yellow egg-fluids all over the place
"Hey!"
>oh, shit, busted
>the princess of teenaged angst is glaring at you from the entrance of the fridge

>>237696
"You're making a giant mess!"
"You wanna make my damn breakfast for me? Shut the fuck up."
>Flurry Heart scoffs
"I'm not cooking for you. The palace has cooks for that."
>the princess scans the room uncertainly
"I just need to find them..."
>then her eyes lock onto something out of sight
>she trots over to it
>you get out of the fridge and follow her
>she's looking at something on a counter, but it's too high for you to see
>then she magically levitates the object in front of her face
>it's a note
"Dear Flurry. I gave the servants the weekend off. There's plenty of stuff in the fridge for you and..."
>she squints
"How do you say that? Ah-non-er... Uh-nan-ny...?"
"Just call me Anon."
"There's plenty of stuff in the fridge for you and Anon to make food with. Love, Dad."
"Well that explains that then. I thought it seemed awful empty here."
>your companion offers no reply
"Uh, princess? Are you all right? McFlurry? Are you breathing?"

"What are we gonna do? How are we gonna eat? I'm gonna starve to death!"
>the princess of moodiness suddenly seems a lot less moody
>and a lot more panicked
"Geez, calm down. First of all, nobody ever starved to death in two days. Second of all, you can just cook for yourself."
"Me? Cook? I don't know how to cook!"
"It's not that hard. Just open up the fridge, I'll-"
"You can cook? Oh, thank the Heart. Here-"
>the princess magically drops one of those big chef hats on your head, and a pile of cooking utensils in front of you
"Well, I can cook theoretically, but..."
>you stick a hoof into the pile of utensils, attempting, somehow, to grab a big wooden spoon
"I can't really grip things."
"What do you mean you can't grip things?! It's the easiest shit in the world! You just..."
>with physics-defying ease, Flurry Heart takes the spoon with her hoof and waves it around
"What even are you doing? I have no idea what I'm seeing here."
>and moodiness makes its triumphant comeback on Flurry Heart's face
"Ugh! How can you be this stupid?"
"Listen. I'm fucking hungry. I assume you're fucking hungry. Just grab some shit and I'll tell you what to do with it."
"But that's servant work!"
>it's really taking a lot of effort not to have a stroke right now
"No, it's functional adult work."
>Flurry blinks
"Adult work?"
"Yeah, yeah, you'll be real grown-up once you can make your own food."
>the princess of insecurity averts her eyes from yours and scowls
"Okay, fine. Just tell me what to do."
"Good."
>you push the stool over to the counter and climb on top
"We'll start with something simple. You'll need peanut butter, jelly, and sliced bread."
>with what you're sure is a needless waste of energy, Flurry Heart teleports the listed ingredients onto the table before her
"Get a knife, too."
>a giant fucking meat cleaver levitates from the pile of utensils
"Not that fucking knife! Grab a butter knife."
"A what?"
"A little knife. One that's not so sharp."
>a steak-knife appears on the counter before Flurry Heart
>close enough
>also, why do herbivores have steak knives?
>or meat cleavers, for that matter
"Okay. Stick the knife into the peanut butter... take a big scoop of it... Good, now spread it out onto a slice of bread."
>this, too, requires a few minutes of coaching
>but in the end, you see one slice of bread with a thick layer peanut butter spread across its surface
"That's not too bad. Now, onto the jelly. Wipe that-"
>that's when the peanut butter on the bread catches fire
"..."
>you end up having bare bread-slices for breakfast

>>237660
Innocently plotting her escape

>>237697
id just find stuff to sell for munchies, those wouldnt catch fire

>>237697
Good to see some new green around here. Any plans to continue?

>>237745
I remember that pic, it's a qt

>>237753
Low-effort.

>>237745
Yeah. It's not gonna be a terribly long green, but if nothing comes up IRL then it should go on for at least a day or two longer.

>>237758
I've liked the green so far. It's good, and it's a refreshing change of pace from the usual fare.

>>237756
>>237756
Pretty good. Please post this story in PTFG.

>>237761
>PTFG
Are you kidding me, Nigel...

>>237448
”Aryanne, prepare Anon for the cockpit,” Twilight ordered.
>Aryanne, who had brought you here and who was standing next to you, saluted.
”Mädchen horse, ze has to follow me,” she turnexd and gestured for you to follow her.
>You jerk your head towards Aryanne and look at her with wide eyes.
”You can't be serious. I have never pilot something like this before,” you squick.
>At the end of your sentence you point towards the golem horse.
>Aryanne looks at you with pitying expression.
>She looks back up to Twilight for guidence.
>Twilight's upper lip is raised and there is a crease between her eyebrows.
>She directs this expression towards you pirdefully.
>And you look away from her gaze as fast as you turned towards her.
”If you don't do it, evveryone will die. Is that what you want?” Twilight asks you darkly.
”No, but I can't to it. You must have someone else?” You shout out but still not meeting your mother's gaze.
”No, there is no else.” Twilight states the words calmly.
>Aryanne steps closely to you.
>You turn to face her.
>Your eyes lock with her pleading ones.
”Please, little mädchen horse. Do it for ze race. Do it for Equestria. Do it for me,” Aryanne emphasize the last sentence.
>Looking into those needing and beautiful blue eyes, you could bear to tell her no.
”Okay,” you said while nodding. Her eyes shone up. ”I will do it.”
”Wunderbart!”
>You looked up for Twilight's reeaction.
>You found that she had a smirk on her lips.
>You couldn't decide if the smirk was condecending or prideful.
”Great. Then Aryanne, get her ready,” Twilight said.
”Yes, madam Sparkle,” she said as she saluted enthusatically. ”This way Mädchen horse.”
>You followed her as she walked up a few stairs some bridges until they had finally arrived on a platform just above the back of the golem.
>There a saddle was mounted onto the back that lined up with the platform perfectly.
>A doorway into the saddle was such that they could walk in through it from the platfrom.
>As you were intpection the doorway into the golem, Aryanne had walked away and brought back a small helmet for a filly your size.
>You put it on.
>However as you put the helmet on your head you notice that it looks peculiar as it also covers her forehead.
>On the helmet on the area that covered your forehead, three sticks stick out and between them a disk is placed.
>While inspecting this weird desgin of the helmet, you notice that between the disk and yout helmet is a thine needle that gatches your eyes with its gleams.
>You don't like how it is lined up in the direction of your head.
”Wha-what is the needle for?” you ask Aryanne.
”It iz for synchronization with the the horse. You need to open ze third eye. Now thiz will sting a little,” Aryanne says.
”What do you mean-”
>Aryanne smacked the disk on your helmet and the needle penetrated your forehead.
”Ahh!” you scream and shut your eyes.
>When you open your eyes again, the golem, Aryanne, and eerything else around you is gone and replaced with opened lanscape with a white sky and a black ground.
”Where am I? Aryanne?” you call out.
>You hear a loud thud behnd you and the ground shakes so much that you almost fall over.
>When you get your balance back, you turn around to see what that was.
>Behind you, you face a something gaint.
>You wanted gasp but instead you just fall back on the ground as your hindlegs buckle beneath under you without uttering a single sound.
>The gaint was in the shape of a pony however, its legs were longer than what was usual for ponies.
>It was a gaint horse that was now currently looking at her with its yellow eyes.
>It was brown with a black mane and tail.
>It look like a mare.
>When it moved, it moved slowly towards her.
>Each step caused a small earthquake that made you bounce on the ground.
>On of these quakes makes you wake up from your befuddlement and start screaming.
”Ahhhhh!”
>Your scream stir you awake and you realise that you are back on the platfrom with Aryanne looking down on you worriedly.

Minor miner

>>237764
G-god damn, loving this. Thank you Sven, you're great.

>>237767
Wow, really. Thanks for those kind words. I am grateful.
I have a test coming up so I might not post more until I am done with it.

>>237777
Quads of good luck.

>>237756
I'm liking this, I wonder what mischief filly will get into.

"You know Alex, I might just take you up on that deal," you say, offering up a hoof to shake upon it. He accepts, but adds, "can't guarantee they'll actually take you up on it, but I can get your hoof in the door."

His words make you feel a little bit deflated. Maybe you won't be able to get to Disneyland after all. Not that it's something you really feel you need to do, but you'd rather not let your friends down. The rest of the way towards the airport, you spend your time thinking about some alternative ways to get your friends on the Disneyland trip they were hoping for. Most of these require making a fair bit of money, however, and you're not sure if they'll still be as hyped for the trip by the time you acquire said money.

When you finally make it to the airport, you notice that the smoke has cleared considerably, and there do appear to be planes moving about, so your hopes get up a little bit. You make your way into the main building, and discover very quickly that despite a bit of chaos, the airport is still running. People and a few ponies are moving through security just fine, perhaps because one of the TSA agents is now an orange filly. You don't think you recall seeing any cases of age regression among the rest of the residents of Fargo, though it is entirely possible that some of those involved in crashes lately may have suffered a problem of sudden leg shrinkage as a result of becoming foals rather than fully grown mares and stallions.

"Hey Alex, do we still need to go through..."

"No," he offers rather quickly. "Private flights don't need to go through security because there's no chance you're going to hijack your own aircraft. When it's time to fly, we'll be getting in a van that will drive us up to the plane."

"Sweet."

"We still have to wait a couple of hours though, since the plane is currently en route. And all of the shopping is past the security checkpoint, which you can't enter without a boarding pass. If you've got any plans for how to kill some time until we board, I'm all ears though."

Sorry for no updates in... what seems to be about 8 days, guys. Had a combination of writer's block, some work to do (helped my sister move back in with my mom, dealt with a bunch of crap in getting a research paper published), and crossing the state yesterday so I can start another year on my PhD next week. Thankfully I didn't decide to cheap out and take a bus though. Flying is nice and I should do it more often.

>>237796
>flying is nice
Can't say I agree with you, man. I've flown around ten or so times in my life and I can't think of anything redeeming except the view - which is only for a short portion of the trip since you're not often close enough to ground or at a good diagonal angle or even seated by the window to see. Plus people in populated areas like Cali have really bad manners on the plane.

>>237796
>Flying is nice and I should do it more often.
Not to me, usually it results in 3 days almost deaf and a week feeling sick. Plus the burden of to be considered sort of a criminal just for to dare to choose that transportation. I'll pass.

Finally decided to properly update this shite, I hope you guys like it

>>237799

>Plus the burden of to be considered sort of a criminal just for to dare to choose that transportation
What?

>>237801
Checked, scanned, and surely some day also patted by the TSA's Affirmative Action employees is not my idea of travel.

>>237764
Are the other two pilots gonna be teal filly and red filly?

>>237798
>>237799
This.
>>237796
Wait until you've flown more than a couple of times, you'll come to loathe it like any normal human being. I personally would rather drive almost anywhere.
>>237815
Words cannot express how much I love you right now.

>>237756
this one's fun

it is WEDNESDAY my fillies

>>237865
**hooray**

>>237865
Hump DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

>>237872
I'll show (You) a "hump day"

Twilight I wet myself again

>>237878
No U

>>237756
>actually, after roaming about the castle for a while, there's no obvious mischief to cause
>yeah, you could break some shit
>yeah, you could kick food all over the place
>yeah, you could take a big horseshit all over the floor
>but none of that is really speaking to you, you know?
>eventually, you settle on grabbing the steak knife from the kitchen
>you head up to the door of McFlurry's room with the handle in your mouth
>no, this hasn't turned into a slasher
>you put the tip of the blade to the surface of the door
>unfortunately, you can't be very precice doing this with your mouth
>but perhaps the art of what you're about to do lies within its very crudeness
>you scratch out a curve
>another curve below that
>a straight-ish line protruding from the curves
>parallel to that, another line
>and, connecting those, one more line
>you step back and admire your handiwork
>or is that mouthiwork?
>Flurry Heart's bedroom door is now graced with a big, poorly-drawn horsecock
>you squint
>actually, it's kind of faint
>you can't really see it unless you're looking straight at it
>better trace over it a few times
>you're about to put the knife to the door again
>when it's flung open
"What are you doing?!"

"Eh wehr jeh, ehr-"
>you spit the knife out
"I was just, uh, trying to see about getting some lunch."
>Flurry groans
"Fine. This time it better be easy."
"Yes, of course, peanut butter and jelly was clearly too advanced for you."
>the gangly princess stalks out of her room
>you follow behind
>but not before glancing back at the door
>holy kek she really didn't notice
>down in the kitchen, you instruct your pupil to grab a box of instant macaroni
"The fuck is that?"
>right
>you go diving through cabinets til you find what you're looking for
"This."
"Ew, poor-people food."
>ignoring that
"Use that alicorn magic of yours to fill up that pot with water, and set it down on the stovetop right there."
>now, you know what the audience is thinking
>"but, Anon, if McFlurry can burn PB&J, why would you trust her with a hot stove?"
>simple answer:
>you wouldn't
>while she's getting the water, you grab the wooden spoon and push the stool over to the stove
>you clamber up the stool to the gratifying sight of a potful of water
>at the flick of a switch, the magic-based heating element activates
"Can you tear open that box and set it over here?"
>Flurry brings the box
>and also a question
"What are you gonna do here? I thought you couldn't cook."
"I can't figure out how to make these hooves work, but I think I can stir a spoon with my mouth just fine."
"Is that sanitary?"
"Probably not, but I've seen them do that at the bakery in Ponyville, and they're not shut down yet."
>whoah
>the water came to a boil way faster than you thought it would
>this magic stove apparently gets way hotter than your lonely campfires on the road ever did
"All right, pour that shit in."
>with the spoon in your mouth, you don't say anything for a while
>Flurry Heart doesn't say anything either
>she's watching you stir the macaroni curiously
>ah, man
>the hot steam blowing into your face isn't great
>but it sure does feel nice to be successfully doing something for yourself again
>after the five minutes specified on the box, you reckon that lunch is done
>better have Flurry get the strainer ready
>you turn to point at the sink
>too bad you forgot to take the spoon out of your mouth first
>now your macaroni is all over the floor
"..."
>you have bare bread-slices for lunch too

>>237915
>at the very least, there was no bullshit "time-out" after lunch
>not that you could be contained anymore with that broken lock
>but still, it's the thought that counts
>or, maybe the lack of thought
>the princess seemed sulky about something when she stalked off into the castle
>whatever
>you're gonna wander now
>the courtyard gets boring pretty quick
>who makes a garden out of lifeless crystals in the middle of a fucking crystal empire?
>you could stare at the walls all day and see the same damn thing
>the palace library library has a few interesting titles
>too bad most of them are out of your reach
"I'm gonna go sit on Candyass's throne."
>you find the throne room
>it's a great hall with three fancy thrones at the end
>you're guessing the big one with the blue heart on it is Cadance's
>oh yeah, you plop your ass down on it
>you start making airy-fairy gestures with your hooves
"Hi, my name is Princess That's Amore Pizza Lasagna Candyass, and I love everyone til I'm behind your back!"
>hey wait a second
>is there supposed to be a giant hole in the middle of the throne room?
>and if so, is it supposed to have a winding staircase that descends into an ominous black abbyss?
>also, should you explore it?

>down
>down
>down the steps you go
>the further you go, the darker it gets
>and the darker it gets, the louder the voices get
>no, not the voices in your head
>all around, you can hear what sounds like dozens of voices speaking in frantic whispers
>actually, you hope those voices are just in your head
>heh
>this feels like something Sombra would have enjoyed
>Sombra was a good bro sometimes
>too bad about that whole "going insane again and kidnapping a baby" thing
>actually, that baby was Flurry Heart, wasn't it?
>your hoof nearly slips on a rock and gives you a heart attack
"Man, it sure is fucking dark down here."
>as if on command, an eerie swirl of green and purple light emanates from no apparent source
"Th-thanks."
>down
>down
>down into the heart of darkness
>finally, you attempt to step down another stair, but find only level ground
"Fucking finally."

>>237916
>the space on the bottom is a small room with a little red door
>some sort of warning sign has been bolted to the door
>in the dim light, it takes a little effort to read what it says
>"Fear Door. Opening this door will result in visions of one's own worst fears. Proceed with caution. Entry prohibited except for personnel with H-class clearance or higher."
>uh
>well you used to be pretty good friends with Twilight
>that's gotta be at least H clearance
>whatever the fuck H clearance means
>with a little effort, you reach the doorknob
>the door creaks open to a pitch-black abyss
>and as you peer into the abyss...
>so too does the abyss peer into you
>and visions from a nightmare world overwhelm your senses
>your carefree life of wandering has been brought to an end!
>you've been transformed into a helpless little filly!
>your bidalism!
>your opposable thumbs!
>oh, shit, does this make you a tranny?!
>Twilight Sparkle has taken complete control of your life!
>even kids are infantilizing you!
"Wait a second, I'm already living this."
>you throw the door shut
"Dumb door."
>hang on
>the doorknob seems to have slid to the other side of the door
>you reach up to open it again
>this time the door opens to a wide space
>in the center of the space is an ivory tower
>a spiral staircase wraps around the tower's exterior

>>237918
Do really have nothing better to do?

>>237849
Chink filly is honorary

>>237800
>Just a curtain for lood fillies
Kek

Glad to see this continued

Filly, now with cybernetics for 30% added saddness. Also not flame retardant.

>>237972
But cybernetics are cool.
I bet filly's new hoof can flip people off.

>>237972
>A borgfilly
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

>>237878
y-yes pls

>>237761
Please eat a dick

I made the little faggot into a plushie. She can't escape non-consensual cuddle abuse now.

>>238058
>#2
I want to motorboat that filly.

>>238075
Don't make me get the newspaper!

>>238081
"Anon, wake up. Dinner is ready."
>the Flurry Heart that's nudging you with her snout seems like a whole new pony
"Mh... what?"
>you sit up and rub your eyes
"What?!"
>for the first time all weekend, the princess of teen angst is actually smiling
>she seems so excited about something that she hasn't noticed the destroyed lock on the door
>once she sees that you're awake, she stands tall and grins down at you, her chest puffed out in pride
"Come on downstairs, Anon. Let's eat."
>remembering "Darkstar's Practical Guide to Cooking With Black Magic" makes you panic
>did she really turn to forbidden arts just to make dinner?
>dare you disobey this ominous dinner bell?
>you probably should
"Okay."
>but you don't
>you're following the lanky princess pony to the dining hall
>which would be hard enough with those stubby legs of yours
>but when she's practically prancing down the stairs?
>you cough
"I, uh, saw you asleep with that book. The black magic cookbook."
>well, you get your wish
>Flurry gasps, and stops so suddenly that you smack into her leg
"You saw that?! Oh, no, please don't tell my mom. I didn't use it or anything, I swear!"
"I won't, I promise. But if you didn't use the book, what did you do?"
>your question puts the grin back on Flurry Heart's face
>you walk along together at a slower pace as she explains
"Well, I started thinking to myself, how can I rule the Crystal Empire some day if I make some little filly do my cooking for me? I've gotta take control of my own destiny, you know?"
"I looked through, like, a million cookbooks to try and find a recipe I could do. And, uh, yeah, one of them was the one you saw."
"But literally none of them made any sense! I decided there was only one thing to do."
>you've come to the great crystal doors of the palace dining hall
"And what was that?"
>Flurry smiles, and flings open the doors with het magic
>on the table is laid out...
>a pair of large pizzas in cardboard boxes
"Give up and order takeout!"

>>238082
>Twilight got done saving the world a little early
>so she came by to pick you up first thing Sunday morning
>Flurry invited "Auntie Twilight" to stay for tea and a chat
>Twilight was more than happy to stay and chat with her "favorite niece"
>even though Twilight ended up having to make the tea herself
"That's a wonderful story, Flurry Heart! Do you feel like you learned anything?"
>Flurry grins and sits a little straighter
"I learned that being an adult, and a princess, means taking care of myself. Sometimes, being a princess is going to mean facing tough situations, and I won't always be able to rely on servants or my parents."
>Twilight beams
"That's a wonderful lesson, Flurry Heart. You're absolutely right."
>oh, geez
>it's so sugary sweet you think your teeth are gonna fall out
>you blow on your tea again before dipping your tongue into it
>still too hot
"Truth be told, Flurry Heart, I was hoping Anon could help you learn that. I don't have many friends as naturally independent as he is."
>Flurry's eyebrow cocks at that
"He?"
>Twilight chuckles awkwardly
"It's a, um, funny story."
>the younger princess is staring at you and blinking now
"Wait, so are you actually, like, really old and stuff?"
"I'm not even 40! That's not that old!"
>Twilight giggles
"That reminds me, Anon. I was hoping you would learn something too."
>learn something?
>you scratch your chin in thought
>oh, there is something you learned!
"I finally figured it out! Watch this shit."
>you pull the spoon out of your teacup, and hold it in your hoof triumphantly
"Look at that! I don't even know how that works! Isn't it great?"
>Twilight sighs
"I'm happy for you, Anon. But that wasn't quite the lesson I hoped you would learn."
>you shrug
"Twilight, I was cooking beans over an open fire in the middle of Pineywood Swamp when your spell abducted me. Like you said, I already know a thing or two about self-reliance."
"Well, that's why I was hoping you'd learn about relying on others."
"Huh?"
"As we approach middle-age, we're going to find that sometimes there are challenges we can't overcome on our own. Relying on others to a certain degree will not only help you win the day, but it will also forge the bonds of friendship between yourself and those around you!"
>you eyeball the spoon in your hoof
"Twilight, I can sort of see where you're coming from, but..."
>Twilight yelps as the spoon from your hoof bounces off of her forehead
"Fuck off."

>>238083
The end. Pastebin, on the off chance you ever want to read this again, is here: https://pastebin.com/TApCMeV1

>>238075
What's stopping you?

>>238085
It was great, thanks friendo.

>>238085
Thank you, this helped my diet get the right amount of greens.

>>238120
This stupid lewd shitpost helped me to salvage my day somewhat.

Somewhat.

>>238143
My filly is glad that her butt helped you out somewhat.
Don't worry friend, we'll all be in horseland soon.

>>238145
I find it kinda funny, i find it kinda sad
I hope you all get to horseland, fillies you all deserve it.

>>238148
Don't say that shit like you're not coming with us, faggot.
An hero doesn't save you.

>>238148
The ride never ends friend. Not even in poneland.
>I find it kinda funny, i find it kinda sad
The memes in which I'm equine are the best I've ever had.

>>238153
Just, stop trying, dude. None of us are reincarnating as fillies. None of us are reincarnating. None of us are going to any variation of any afterlife. Our meaningless lives will end and in twenty years nobody will even remember our names. The lives we lead will never improve. The hands we were dealt in life will never be shuffled around or made any better. We will all be porn-addicted subhumans with no meaning in their lives past the vain hope that ONE DAY we might see a fantasy show come to life.

>>238164
Yeah, but look at this. I drew a filly.

>>238164
Oh dear, you will indeed get nowhere thinking like that.
Calm down my Filly, deep breaths now when the big sleep comes the brain enters a state in which first you see all your memories, once that ends you will see "the light" this Is your brain's last breaths before adrenaline kicks in and you enter the third state; A really, really long dream in which your brain generates whatever kind of place you imagine you'll end up after death, it is just a dream a very long one, and also "heaven" or horseland.
If you believe theres nothing after death, your last moments will be just darkness dont do this to yourself, anon.

>>238164
Not with that attitude, Anon.
We're all gonna be fillies, and I'm gonna find you the second I do and call you a faggot.

>>238171
>If you believe theres nothing after death, your last moments will be just darkness
Fuck off Peter Pan. No matter how hard you wish it, it will not happen. Even if that actually happened, you'd just be d e l u d i n g y o u r s e l f into dreaming of something. Dreams fucking suck. They always have, always will.

>>238164
calm down dude holy shit

>>238175
I won't hold my breath, faggot.

>>238177
No. Fuck you.

>>238176
Anon, how do you know you're not dead already and this is your death dream?
Are you really in control?
Please anon, dont hurt yourself like that.

>>238178
Well you won't have any breath to hold in the eternal void.
It'll just be you, and those very same thoughts putting you down in your head, forever.
Eternal fillydom as an alternative sounds pretty nice, eh?

>>238181
>>>>>are you in control?
Nigger did I stutter? I just said, at great length, that our agency is null and void. That includes me.

I wouldn't even be surprised if this were one big dream. Because every dream I've ever had was a shit dream.

>>238164
I appreciate your hard core pragmatism but the case for reincarnation can't be fully ruled out yet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Stevenson#Reception

>>238183
It sounds like you wish you had a higher purpose and the idea of being a meaningless being hurts you enough to try and destroy any "faggot that hopes its any different"
But i never claimed we had a purpose, we're just like rocks in the landscape no one will see, slowly turning into sand.
I think you should address that anon, having that doomy doom doom inside you can only hurt, and i dont want to see you hurt

>>238171
This. In either case suffering for the sake of suffering, can be... intersting to experience, but unnecessary.

>>238164
Damn, Thats a new post since I've been here.

Oh, you poor ignorant soul for if you have seen what I have you too would have unceasing hope for the future of our race, our world, our friends, and our 'deaths'.

Yes, currently the situation is bleak as it normally is. A fate worse than death around the corner, but if you've experienced what I have you too would know why.

>None of us are reincarnating as fillies.
There are other methods too, but I assume you mean to simply be filly. When our tasks, and work here is done. We'll stride to where we must go next not out of violence or external force, but of inner will.
>None of us are going to any variation of any afterlife.
There are more things between heaven, and Earth. Things that will boggle the scientific mind.
>Our meaningless lives will end
Like how every human that came before us did.
Most people don't remember their names, but without them we wouldn't be here. The future will look back one day, and possibly say "I'm fucking glad they did what they did. Here's to you lost in a great struggle!"
>in twenty years nobody will even remember our names.
That's fine for me.
>The lives we lead will never improve.
If we do nothing. If nothing changes for the better then yes we will never improve if we do nothing, or worse than nothing.
>The hands we were dealt in life will never be shuffled around or made any better.
In the next that may change.
>We will all be porn-addicted subhumans
Every day you can change what you do, and who you are. You can choose how you will react to the outside world.
>with no meaning in their lives past the vain hope that ONE DAY we might see a fantasy show come to life.
There is self defined meaning, and any kind you wish to believe in. Unless you believe it is meaningless, but that is up to you to decide for yourself.
That one hope keeps many from the brink for now.
I think that your hypothesis isn't quite correct.
>>238176
>No matter how hard you wish it, it will not happen.
Ah, that's the problem. You can not make wishes into reality.
You must take reality by the balls, and tell it nicely exactly what is going to happen.
>Even if that actually happened, you'd just be d e l u d i n g y o u r s e l f into dreaming of something.
That's life. It is the most consistent dream.
>Dreams fucking suck. They always have, always will.
They don't have to be that way though.

>>238183
>Nigger did I stutter? I just said, at great length, that our agency is null and void. That includes me.
>I wouldn't even be surprised if this were one big dream. Because every dream I've ever had was a shit dream.
Ah!
Alrightly mate I have a religious experience for you.
Go outside, and find a stick.
Toss it straight into the air, then once it falls follow that direction until you find the next stick.
Repeat.
You will find something... LIFE CHANGING

I believe in you.

>>238183
Life's not so bad. You were born just in time to shitpost about cartoon ponies on the internet with us. You can laugh, and smile, and make poorly drawn memes in microsoft paint to share laughs and smiles with others. I don't know what real-life struggles you're going through to make you think like that, but at the end of the day there's at least some goodness in your life as long as you can frenpost.

>>238188
T-that sounds fun
am i an autist?

>>238189
based frenposter

>>238190
It can be very fun.
It's a basic Occult thingy to find something, anything. Tends to be the more complex, or distant it is the longer it takes.
But, I'm cheating... a lot.
You can try it too frien!
You could even do it via the internet with a random direction spinner. I think...

>>238188
Nice hitler dubs but that doesn't change the fact that we're all going to die without making an impact on anyone's life a generation removed from you. "Good" stopped existing the moment Jews got their grubby kike hands on our money. No, scratch that, "good" stopped existing when Marxism took root in Germany.

>throw a stick in the air until you reach enlightenment
>implying there are even sticks in my area
>implying I don't already know about the great people of the past and the beauty of the Aryan peoples
>implying reaching enlightenment is worth the pain of knowing it will never, read my lips ever, be like that again

>>238193
I'll totally do it anon, thank you very much for this new thing!
I knew it was a good idea to spy on the fillies

>>238196
Not even worth the effort. I'd rather just sit here and rot while you're all subjected to me.

>>238195
But anon enlightement lets you control your emotions and brain perfectly
>>238198
Should i?
Oh the sweet release of this carnal prison

>>238200
No such thing as perfect control. No such thing as control.

>>238202
You just controlled what was in that post.

So no u

>>238203
We are all pawns, controlled by something greater. Can you guess what that something greater is?

>>238195
>we're all going to die without making an impact on anyone's life a generation removed from you
So what?
>"Good" stopped existing
No it didn't. Good got pushed out of mainstream institutions with power, sure, but good still exists within daily life. A mother whispers excitedly into her child's ear while pointing at a spectacle the child has never seen before. A guy shares a smoke with his buddy. A butterfly floats past your face. The kikes can't take that away from us. No one can.

>>238202
Perfect as in relative to our standarts, dont go pulling the everything Is relative card on me now anon.

>>238197
That's good to hear. There is some more occult stuff on /vx/.

>>238195
Thanks for the check friend.
Tomorrow will be the day everything in your life changes around for (You) for the better. It won't be the best day of your life, but it will be the best day so far.
>Screen cap this.
> "Good" stopped existing the moment Jews got their grubby kike hands on our money. No, scratch that, "good" stopped existing when Marxism took root in Germany.
"Good" stopped existing when the Jews, and the Muslims started their existence.
If you do it go back far, far into the past.
They killed Rome, and sucked the life out of every civilization they occupied. Again, and again running away. Removed from that place.
Now that the whole world is watching there will be no safety for them in any hell infested corner of this Earth, or the Stars that can save them.
Hypothetically speaking of course.

>Green
Then what do you have to lose?

we're all gonna die, our world's ruled by money, who cares?

just enjoy the filly ass

>>238210
You've been alive every day of your life so far, haven't you? Thus, you have a daily life.

>>238205
My mom.

>>238211
>hedonistic nihilism
This is why filly is doomed to die a slow, painful death by a thousand dopamine spikes.

>>238212
I'm talking about those events, not the concept of daily life. I have not once experienced or seen those things experienced in my life.

>>238209
Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow
It hasn't been "tomorrow" for at least three fucking years. Stop kidding yourself cunt.

>>238214
Literally nobody has ever done you a favor? Nobody has ever checked to see you walking behind them and held the door before you got there? Nobody has ever smiled at you? You've never even seen a cute animal photo on the internet? To be quite frank, I don't believe you.

>>238214
Amen to that.
What I exactly mean is that in the next Moon, Earth rotation when the relation to your perspective just before the sun rises will be the time everything changes.
If it didn't tell me everything about your day. No details missing.