/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

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>>152654
Filly cuddles best cuddles

>>152658
Gas the greens race war now!

>>152657
At least up the saturation if you're gonna do that..
Those recolors look like Spics.

>>152654
Yay, new bread and fresh air.

Sleepy is for comfy

Why do I fucking love filly so much?

>>152690
You don't though. Otherwise you would not have allowed pic related to exist.

>>152693
No u, I didn't make that filly.
She's just going through a phase though, don't make fun of her!

>>152690
Because she deserve to be loved

>>152695
No U!
Even though you're a leaf.

>>152697
Diabolical.

>>152674
Comfy cuddles

>>152690
>>152695
This

>>152697
Kek

Anyone try making a filly plush?

"Twilight, this is stupid."
>"Anon, shut up and sit still. I didn't spend the last eight hours of my day meticulously drawing these magical runes for you to ruin them with your little butt and lack of patience"
>patience?
>how about your willingness?
>ever since Purple Smart decided that turning you into a filly was a good idea you have been her little test subject
"Whatever, lets just get this over with."
>There's a big box of cookies she left out that is calling your name, and she has yet to realize her error in doing so
>their chocolate goodness will be yours as soon as she fails at whatever spell she is attempting
>"Alright, now all I have to do is concentrate"
>Twilight closes her eyes and her horn proceeds to glow brightly
>the small mountains of books that had been piled up around the spell circle begin to rise and twist about at high speeds
>Pages start to fly out surrounding you inside your chalk drawn cookieless prison
>a few pages smack you in the face as they fly by and soon you are wrapped up in a vortex of horsewords
"Uh, Twilight is this supposed to be happening? Twilight? hello?!"
>you cant see or hear anything besides the white and black flashes of pages and words
>and with a sudden magical 'boom' it all starts to end

— meanwhile in our universe —

>you are anonymous
>and you are spending your Sunday evening on a Saudi Arabian Ice Hockey Forum beginning to read about the little green shit living in Equestria with Twiggy
>as far as your sundays go, this is exciting.
>oh look, there's someone posting green words!
>better call him a faggot and demand more
>as your fingers type out the words the web page begins replicating itself like an old windows error message after clicking "okay"
"what the fuck? this is some odd shit for a mobilefag"
>the pages continue replicating until they lift up out of your screen and begin to circle around you
"SHIT this is just like like the first part of the green!"
>exactly like the first part
>but you only own digital copies of books because you are a plebeian
>once you too are wrapped up in literal pop ups you feel yourself being lifted up and there is a sudden 'boom'

— back to the better universe we actually WANT to read about—

>your dizzy as fuck and feel like you have just been thrown out of a moving car
>you try to stand up but you lose your balance and fall flat on your ass
>fucking writefags they had to have something to do with this
>"well, that wasn't supposed to happen…"
>wait, who the fuck said that?
>you open your eyes and feel like your a lot closer to the ground than you normally are when you sit
>you try to make out where the voice came from and as your eyes focus you feel your heart skip a beat
>no fucking way.
"Twilight? Holy crap, is this real?"
>your dizziness leaves you completely and you try once more to stand up only to fall again
>you look down to your legs which have been replaced by pony legs
"Wait a second… I'm a fucking pony?!"
>that's not all you see when you look down though
"a girl pony!?"
>you roll to your side and try standing up on all fours
>this time you succeed is standing up
>congratulations! you've learned to stand up!
>another voice speaks up
>"Oh wow, whatever this stupid spell was supposed to do Twilight, you must have fucked it up to get this out of it"
>you turn you head to the direction of the second voice
>and look down
>yup, its the little green faggot.
>she looks up at you with her adorable green eyes
>and after a short moment of awkwardness of you looking at what you secretly wanted to be yourself she realizes what you are
>she quickly turns to Twilight and points a hoof at you
>"What the fuck Twilight why do they get to be an adult when I'm stuck being a filly?!"
>Twilight looks at her then to you then back to the filly then back to you
>you give her a wave with your hoof
"Hey"
>now its her turn to understand what shes done
>"Nope, I'm done with this for today. Magic is over, i'll figure it out tomorrow."
>Twilight quickly steps out of the room leaving it in a ramshackle mess of notes pages and books all strewn about leaving just you and… Anon? in the room
>she looks at you again with a scrunched up nose and puffed out chest
"That's really adorable"
>"this is some horseshit."
>she starts to circle you in examination like a knee high shark circling a boat
"what do you mean? This is awesome, and heck you got to be a human for a while when you first got here."
>her examination ends with her stopping in front of you
>"yeah, and I'm going to make Twilights life shit until she changes me back. But why are you so happy to be a she horse?"
"What, don't think there are any girls on the internet faggot?"
>"Not on the shitty board we're from."
>you try to hold back a grin and some of your long black mane covers your face
>you brush it aside
"yeah about that."
>"what?"
"I got off that ride in favor of a more comfy one."
>she looks at you confused as you get yourself down to eye level with her
"but since I'm here and were both mares. Wanna get sexual?"
>the filly gives you a deadpan stare
>"That's pretty gay fam."
"a little bit."
>"alright but we have to do it in Twilight's bed."
"deal."

>ywn be loved as the filly
Why live?

>>152716
Two can play at that game.

>>152717
Bring it on, you gay filly!

>>152718
You're going to love the feeling of my clit against yours, you faggot.

>>152719
t.bottom filly

>>152720
Well, of course.

>>152721
Unf, well, that's a good thing because I like being on top! So it is (You) that will be loving my clit on yours!

>>152722
Looking forward to it

>>152723
You better be~

>>152583 →
Maybe we have to re>rape Condense. Maybe we have to suffer the consequences of our actions. [ 1d100 = 48 ]

>>152706
Not bad. Interesting idea

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

>>152737
Something something you're a faggot and that shit's gay. Also having problems getting images to load right, not sure why.

>>152741
Been getting that for a while, need to refresh some times for them to open properly
Apparently you need to stay in the page for it to not fail on first try or something

catalog is just a swarm of broken images unless i stay in the tab while it loads all of them, >image is example on how it ends here if left mid-load

Due to the presence of THC in my bloodstream tonight, I had the bright idea of trying to draw lewd filly.

However, it is important to note that I have drawn pony a total of maybe 5 times, and I have also never tried to draw lewd before, so this is about all I could come up with.

I tried

>>152743
jesus christ, that's already better than any lewd ive ever fuckin made
pls moar

>>152744
thanks, m8. That means a lot to me.

>>152743
Cool, n-now draw a dick in her!

>>152749
Das a leg for practice, methinks.

>>152749
>>152751
Yeah, it's on a sketchbook. I have the urge to draw tonight.

>>152743
That's a noice lewd. Think you'll ever make a full version someday?

>>152706
Holy shit I hope you continue this.

>>152750
N-no homo, though

>>152757
It's just some practice sketches, but I hope to do some more in the future…

>>152761
Unf, how about a little ponut action? I don't think we even have any pics of that yet.

First for continuation.
>>151696 →
"Yeah, give me a second…"
>Reaching into your saddlebags, you find what you're looking for after a few minutes.
"Take a look."
>She takes a look at it, her expression remaining static.
>"That doesn't surprise me…"
"What doesn't?"
>"That I'm wanted dead. I don't really remember-"
"Oh fuck. You're not telling me you have amnesia, are you?"
>"I-I don't know what that is…"
"Sorry, just start from the beginning of everything."
>"Alright… it was just about a year ago, or at least that's what I think. Ms. Thorn came into my room and told me that I was going to have a daddy again, said for me to get ready. She took me to the showers and started to scrub me down… some of it felt kind of funny, but I didn't want to make her angry so I stayed quiet. After she put a bow in my hair, she took me to the front office."
"Go on…"
>"The stallion who was waiting for me didn't even look at me, he was just reading the newspaper. When he set it down, he just said one thing."
>Be the pegasus.
>Be flashback.
>"The papers, don't tell me you're getting sloppy."
>"Why of course not. The furnace is just-"
>"Useless. I'll do it myself, give them to me."
>Ms. Bitterthorn carefully handed over a file.
>You recognize your name on it, though you didn't hear it much anymore.
>Always 'You' or 'Filly.'
>None of that matters now though, you're sure this stallion will be a great father!
>Trotting over to him, you nuzzle your face into his fur, trying to make a good first impression.
>He recoils from your touch.
>"Haven't you taught them not to do that?!"
>"S-sir you can't just-"
>"I do whatever the hell I want to with what we're paying you all. Come here…"
>He actually takes a look at your file.
>"…Peanut Buttercup."
>You feel yourself moving towards him almost in a daze, his horn glowing lightly.
>"I need you to repeat after me."
"O-okay…"
>"I do not matter."
"I-I do not matter…"
>"Nothing I do will ever amount to anything and I shouldn't expect it to."
>"I-I won't do…"
>"Say it correctly, dammit!"
>Taking the newspaper and rolling it up, he swats your bottom firmly, prompting a startled yelp.
"N-nothing I do w-will ever amount to anything, and I-I shouldn't expect it to…"
>"Good."
>There was a bright flash and you were in a dark grey room.
>"Extend your left wing."
>Gulping, you do as you are told.
>You bite into the satchel containing what little belongings you own to keep from screaming as you feel a crushing pain in your wing.
>Now lying on the floor panting, you look up at the unicorn stallion with pleading eyes.
>"My name is not important, but yours is even less so."
>Producing a metal apparatus from somewhere on his person, you give out another small yelp as your internally mangled wing is given a small tag, reading simply '0094.'
>Grinning at you as he ignites the manilla folder he holds in his magical grip, he leaves the room and shuts the door, the whirring of a lock clearly audible.
>A small dog-bed, bowl of water, and bowl of dry oats materialize out of nowhere soon after.
>Be the filly.
>The poor pegasus in front of you has long sense broken down into tears at her explanation, her sobs making her words incomprehensible at this point.
>Stroking her mane lightly you hold a hoof up to her lips, silencing her.
"Shh… take your time. I don't need to know it all at once."
>She gives you a small smile that melts your heart, however obviously forced.
>"Y-you'll come back to visit me, won't you?"
>Input action.

Recap time.

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G
(I may need to start creating a second paste soon, or use an alternative site, maybe github, as I am approaching the 512 KB limit)

>You are Anon Filly, a cute, green, psychically-endowed filly who used to be a human.
>A few weeks ago, you were dragged into Equestria in your sleep, and since then, you've been getting into all sorts of shenanigans with Twilight and her family.
>Right now, you're in a bit of a pickle, however.
>Every time you wake up, it's still Monday, and Twilight is still hung over.
>Even worse, you're not the only one in a time loop - Pinkie Pie seems to have joined you for the ride!
^"So instead of saying it's a pickle, you could say you're in a doozie off a pickle barrel kumquat!"
>Pinkie, get out of my recap.
^"Make me!"
>I'll put you in that time loop with Anon.
^"But I already AM in that time loop…"
>Yes, and why do you think that is?

>>152763
Some ponut action for you~
Damn, this was hard to draw

>>152772
I need to practice on other parts of the body, and at different angles, but I think I'll save that for tomorrow.

>>152772
My god Anon, you're a fuckin' gift from Filly Jesus.

>>152743
>>152761
>>152772
That's pretty good, Anon. Hope you do more.

>>152772
I swear, I was in no way aroused by this

>>152778
You sure, Anon? Are you saying you wouldn't want to have your filly ponut pounded? What are you, gay?

>>152782
I would watch with lurid fascination while another filly got their ponut pounded, and make a farce of not liking or being intrigued by it. Xp

>>152783
Well then, you could watch me, because I'm getting my ponut pounded as the filly.

>>152784
That would be degenerate
>totally isn't looking

>>152785
just remember to keep a straight face and be holding a clipboard so you can say it''s for science.

>>152665
Fuck CalArts.

All right, y’all know the drill.
Either fade in obscurity or list off items that are needed in the doc or Dropbox.


Sorry If I haven’t posted anything in the past couple days. I’ll try to get back on it. Though which one do you all want prioritized. Depressed, stranger-danger filly, or No Hablo Inglés filly?

>>152788
No Hablo Ingles

Also, who wants to continue our write-athon?

>>152788
You'll never be rid of me! I'll be baaaaaaaaack!
>fades

>>152767
I'm sorry, I'll need to know the full story before that, my life might be in danger for saving your flank here. Any idea how many or who would be out wanting to kill you, or why? [ 1d100 = 67 ]

>>152788
Despite the fact that I love what you've done with my concept, I'd like to see more of Stranger Danger.

>>152788
No Hablo Inglés

Teal filly master race

>>152812
*Blue

>>152814
Oh, nice, thanks mate.

>>152788
No Hablo Ingles is the one with discord, right? I'd love more of that (especially with Fluttershy/Anon comfy)

"Come on Anon, just another two plates and you can go play" you said to your increasingly fatter filly, whose tummy grew closer to the floor every week
>She can't run away if she can't run

>>152905
Gtfo, Select.

>>152787
What's wrong with CalArts?

If filly had a job, what would it be?

>>152926
I sort of see Anonfilly as Pinkies helper. I feel a high energy job is where she will be, that or working in the gift shop in Canterlot. I assume she will never grow up so I don't see her in a Big Pony job.

>>152926
Foal prostitute. She's self-employed

>>152665
Cursed filly.

>Day 4563 in Equestria
>…I think. I don't know how long I was knocked out when book horse fucked up.
>TL:DR, Now a little filly, and an alicorn. Celestia dragged my green ass back to the castle.
>When Twilight fucks up, she REALLY fucks up.
>At the moment, I was sitting on a balcony, looking down on Canterlot.
>I wondered if hocking a loogie onto a guard was a crime, and if I could even pull it off from this height.
>Before too long, my pondering was interrupted by an audible gurgle from my stomach.
"Holy crap. How the fuck did I get hungry enough for that to happ… oh wait. Seems like it always happens to hungry ponies."
>Getting to my hooves, I stumble my way toward the castle kitchens.
>After a journey in which I only got accosted by overeager staff three times, I found myself right outside the kitchens.
>I considered how to operate the doorknob with hooves, since I had no intention of putting it in my mouth.
>Who knows what the hell could be on it?
>I reached for it, only for it to retreat away from me as the door opened.
>A very large, very blue alicorn paused in exiting the kitchens, a bowl of ice cream floating beside her.
>I stared. As did she.
>"Sisteeeeeer..! Why is there a little filly in the castle, and why is she an alicorn?"
>As Luna called for her sister, I found myself thankful I wasn't at ground zero for all-caps Canter-lock voice.
"Yo. Three pony moon. How ya been?"
>She paused, raising a brow before turning her head toward the ceiling.
>"…and why does she apparently know who I am?"
"I hate to break it to ya, Luna, but you're a princess. I think all of Equestria knows who you are."
>A flat look is turned in my direction.
>"Do not assume, just because you have attained alicornhood that you may address me so informally on our first meeting, young filly."
>I looked around, then beckoned her closer. As she obliged, I put a hoof over her leaned down neck.
"Like I've ever given two shits about that crap. Besides… we've met before, just not like this."
>She frowns, starting to open her mouth to object, only for me to put a hoof over it.
"Shh sh sh shh… Maybe the gala from a couple of years ago will jog your memory. It's a bit foggy, but I think I remember something about the taste of blueberries…"
>She blinks a couple of times before her face starts turning purple.
>"I… I don't… what? H-how..? Who..?"
"Blame Twilight. Got turned into this."
>Her eyes widen even more as I hear the tone of gold-shod hooves approaching.
>"Ahh, there you are. Sister, dear, I've got some wonderful news! Anonymous will be--"
>"YesIfiguredItOutIHAVETOGOBYE!"
>After blurting her response, she took off at a gallop before exploding into a puff of shadows.
>Her ice cream started to fall, only for it too to vanish into shadows.
>The princess of the sun stared in the direction of her sister's hasty departure.
>"Not exactly the way I planned on letting her know, but you can't win them all, I guess."
>She then turned her smile back on me.
>"And what were you two up to?"
"Ehh. Nothin', really. Just crossed paths."
>My stomach chose this moment to let out an even louder rumble.
>"Oho, that was a good one. Let's get you something to eat. Growing fillies need plenty of nutrition."
>Dammit.
"Grown man, Celery!"
>Her hoof poked me right on the nose.
>My entire face felt like it was collapsing in on itself.
>Huh. So that's what it feels like.
>"Not anymore, Anonymous. Since you're not a human anymore, your dietary needs and tastes have likely changed a bit, so what better time than now for an impromptu lesson?"
>Oh fuck.
>I turn to awkwardly run away, only for her to preempt my escape by picking me up with her magic again.
>I cross my arms (…forelegs?) and grump as hard as I can.
"This is fucking bullshit."
>"Language, dearie. And yes, life isn't fair. Now let's get you some food."
>She deposits me on her back and strolls into the kitchen, a head of lettuce already floating toward a bowl as she goes.
>Uuuuugh.
>In an impressive display of magical dexterity, she chops up the lettuce, carrots, tomatoes, and onions all at the same time, while oil and vinegar are shaken into a salad dressing.
>In no time at all, I'm on a stool by a counter, with a bowl of salad in front of me.
"You really don't have to do this, you know."
>"Oh, but it's my pleasure!"
>She speared some of the leaves on a fork, then started floating it toward me.
"I can feed myself, dammit."
>She tisks and shakes her head.
>"Now now, you said it yourself, didn't you? Something about not wanting to eat like an animal? Well, until you learn to use your horn, you'll just have to deal with me feeding you."
"Like hell, I will."
>"Now, don't be like that. It's quite good. Open wide for the pegasus, Anon. It's coming in for a landing. Nyeowww…"
>She makes swooping motions with the fork.
>How degrading.
"That's pretty damn morbid, Celefblblfbfmf."
>She took the opportunity of my open mouth to stuff the forkful of salad in as I was talking.
>"Mmmm, now isn't that good? Yum yum."
>A glare was her reply.
>Though, after a bit of evaluation, it did taste okay.
>With a hmph, I idly chewed, then swallowed.
>She already had another forkful ready and waiting as she smiled expectantly at me.
"You'd better not be getting off on this or something weird."
>With that grumble, I begrudgingly accepted the next bite.
>"Nothing of the sort. Now, good fillies who finish everything get dessert."
>I made a mental note to get her back for this.
>…but I still finished the salad.
>Because hey. Dessert.

>>152943
Thinking of shifting away from linear story here to a more episodic style, maybe. That way I can jump from story idea to story idea, without the slog through the slow bits between. Thoughts?

>>152945
Episodic is the most efficient write method, and it'll mean less of a headache for you too.

>>152947
Just as long as I don't work for Valve, right?

>>152971
As long as the episodic content doesn't have an overarching plot that you wind up never resolving because you got bored of writing sequels, it'll be fine.

"Or maybe, just maybe, it's not unrelated. I don't think it's come to chance that the one day I do something completely fucked up is the one day I get time looped."

^"So what're you gonna do to break the loop? I thought you said you tried to make amends already."

"I'm not gonna make amends. I'm gonna do it again and accept the consequences for once."

^"Did you not face any consequences before? Seems a bit silly if you really did something THAT bad."

"I faced some, but nothing long term because the time loop erased everyone's memory."

^"So say you do it again, and it doesn't break the time loop. Then you'll have caused a pony to suffer a second time, and you'll still not suffer any long term consequences. Well, mostly. I'd know, and I'd probably not want to hang around with you anymore if you became a monster like that. But I don't think you are that bad, you just make a few mistakes sometimes, like everypony does. And right now, as your friend, I want to let you know that I think you're about to make a mistake. Do you value me as a friend, Nonny?"

Wait, shit, I didn't even see that there were responses in the previous thread that had higher rolls. Fuck it, I owe you guys one. How that will manifest, I'm not sure yet.

>>152978
You're right, how about we discuss life with poetry before things loop again and I try something else?
[ 1d100 = 53 ]

>>152978
>Hape pank then hold her in a toght snuggle session until the next loop, whisper in her ears "please dont leave me" while crying
Surely being told that by the most friendly pony in the world would make Anon rethink on his actions, well until the next voice took over that is
[ 1d100 = 76 ]
(USER WAS GIVEN MANY HUGS FOR THIS POST)

>>152978
She has a a balloon, let's go search the everfree for that filly like we're meant to. [ 1d100 = 20 ]

>>152983
*Toght -> tight
Also finally a nice roll for myself, was starting to think that i should simply be the booster pad for others

>>152983
>>152983
You just got bantz'd by a scruffy.

>>152988
Scruffies give love too

>>152943
Cute stuff, I'm looking forward to more.

>>152988
H-hugs are nice, like your dubs, checked

>>152990
>Scruffies
>Giving love
Taking in consideration this here Filly ptsd from its interactions with the janny from its older home, im not sure how she d deal with this
Pls be gentle
(USER WAS CARESSED LOVINGLY MANY TIMES FOR THIS POST, CUZ ANONFILLY DID NOTHIGN WRONG AND DESERVES LOVE JUST LIKE EVERYONE)

>>152821
continue…

>>152926
A cuddle therapist for pones, or a cuddleslut for hire.

>>152945
Sure, if it means it'd feel easier for you.

>>152926
Professional Milker. With her mouth, of course. So the opposite of what Milky Way does.

>>152805
It won't be forgotten. Although this one is a nice step away from strictly Twilight and abuse stuff for me, towards more interesting characters like Discord Plus things are gonna start getting 'fun' real fast in both stories with me doing what I do best to fillies and seemingly normal characters

>>153014
Fuck you, I lost my job.

>>153019
That's a pretty SFW pic, it was only hidden for the punchline. Do you work for Mormons?

>>153023
>>153021
>>153014

there are so many layers of joke destroying autism here it is not even funny

Sometimes you just have to say no. Fillies need to learn their place. And if she's unhappy with her doggy bed you can just tie her up outside in the yard.

>>153068
Two starving Anonfillies prepare to battle to the death (2018, colorized)

>>152699
>>153079
Such drama
>"You were my sister Anon. I loved you!"

>>153079
Shit, that's intense, I wonder who the booped would be?

>>153093
Fuck, how will Anon ever recover?

>>153113
Cute

>>153124
You should post all of your stuff on Derpibooru under a name, so that we can find all of your art. Why must you remain an unknown?

>>153147
I dunno. it's just a bunch of filly pics, nothing much.

>>153172
Your pics are very good tho. Even your sketches. Remaining nameless is an inconvenience for the many people who enjoy your content but in the end I can understand it, being kinda the same way myself. You do you I guess.

>>153172
I kind of like the idea that we got you all to ourselves.
(you need Jesus, anon. not appropriate.)

>>153182
>image
MODS!

>>153172
>just a bunch of filly pics, nothing much.
Bullshit, you've got a great art style! I love the way you draw ponies.

However, only a couple of your images have been uploaded, and I feel like that's A mistake. At the very least, give us a name to tag your art with when we upload them.

>>153189
I have to agree. Either you're decent at cleaning images, or you're decent at drawing them. In either case, ur decent. Deal

>>153147
God i wish that were me.

>>152978

Pinkie's words make you quickly reflect on what you had just said. Did you really just decide you were going to make the same mistake again? Where the hell did that come from? You now feel even less in control of your life than you did before. Overcome by a sudden feeling of grief, you throw your hooves around your pink friend, shedding tears as you nuzzle your face into her chest fluff.

"Pinkie, please don't leave me. I- I've made a lot of mistakes, and I feel like I'm going to make a lot more. I feel like I'm a puppet in somepony's twisted game, and I don't know if I can be helped."

As you speak, Pinkie says nothing, merely stroking your mane with her hoof. When you finally go silent, she gives you a soft giggle and wipes away your tears, revealing to you her very bright and angelic smile.

^"You're silly, Nonny. Of course I'll never leave you. It's cause I know you'll never leave me."

"But what if I do? What if one day, I just completely snap and betray all of my friends just because forces unknown have compelled me to? Not that I expect you to understand, but…"

^"But I do understand. And you still don't have to worry. Nonny, can you try to use your psychic powers for me?"

"Did I tell you about those? I don't remember… you know what, never mind, it doesn't matter. I can't. This stupid loop is blocking out my vision. All I get is static. I guess whoever put me in this situation doesn't want me cheating my way out of it."

She places her hooves on your temples.

^"Try now."

You focus once more on your psychic powers, and for once, you get a single vision. You are sitting in the castle of the two sisters, meditating with a necklace around your neck. The necklace is a deep red and bears your cutie mark. For once, you recognize it for what it is: The Element of Loyalty, and you are its bearer.

^"This is your destiny. As long as you accept it, it will accept you, and help you when you're feeling weak."

She then wraps her hooves around you, and for a brief moment, you feel as if you are being held by a guardian angel. You start to wonder whether Pinkie Pie was sent from the heavens to watch over you. She probably isn't, but damn if she doesn't feel like it. A few last words slip into your conscious ears as you drift off to sleep in her embrace:

^"If you need me again tomorrow, same time, same place. Hey, that rhymes!"

You're not sure what it was supposed to rhyme with, but when you open your eyes again, you find yourself in your bed again.

>"Fuck me, remind me not to drink when I have research in the morning."

>>153193
Nice.

>>153192
…Anonfilly…is the Element of Loyalty…
…
…
Nngh
Hrk
HRGK
Augh
Puh
Alllgh
Arrr
HNGH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[ 1d100 = 54 ]

No update tonight. Have a mouse filly instead.

>>153193
I'm gonna hazard a guess and say this is you as well? https://derpibooru.org/1748389

Why did you stop playing the Sega Saturn?

>>153196
Agreed. That was a gay choice.
>>153192
"The master of my life is a pussy faggot who made me the element of loyalty and has in previous cases absolved all consequences for our negative actions, so I very much doubt I'll be able to hurt any of you."
[ 1d100 = 84 ]

>>153192
Ok, I would've figured Laughter if anything.
If anything. Or make new Elements, at least.
I won't roll, 'cause at this point, I don't even know what we're supposed to be doing.

>>153199
>>153200
yes where did you even dig them up

>>153202
>>153203

You know I made you guys the Element of Loyalty back when you were still in Canterlot, right?

>>153204
I stumbled across it while browsing for porn. The art style looked familiar.

>>153205
Doesn't really matter when, it's a poor choice, imo.

>>153203
>>153207
>Anonfilly
>Laughter
>Or making up whatever new element
Personally i think using the elements harmony as is, is the best possible scenario, and loyalty is the one that fits filly the best as well

I swear i cant help but cringe whenever an writer tries to create a new element of harmony, either only for the main char of the green or its whole gang, just, no, make whatever but the elements are just those six, there s no element of autism.
Keep it up Reuben and go meet ponkonce more, also bring purpul
[ 1d100 = 33 ]

>>153209

I would note that I based my decision partially on the associated pillars with each of the elements. Loyalty corresponds to Bravery, and my perception of the kind of pony Anon would be was cast when you guys decided to stand up to those bullies on your first day of school in Canterlot.

>>152788
https://pastebin.com/AxZach57

>"There now, isn't that better?"
>"Glabba…flim flob"
>"Now now, no fussing. You're in no position."
>There you were, standing outside the bedroom door tapping your leg like a rabbit as you waiting for this happy moment to evaporate.
>Come on hurry up! Looking at your watch, if she'd be finished with her now. You might just have enough time to get the tea out and have some light conversation about both of your's day.
>Well, your day. You mostly led these conversations.
>And as for the dainty little sandwiches: To hell with them. There'd be no time.
>"…and I'll just leave the shade open just a bit so you don't get afraid."
>Making attempts at signaling her to 'hurry the hell up' your incessant tapping gets progressively louder and louder till you eventually let out a loud pouty stomp before stopping altogether.
>Slolwy backing out of the room, Fluttershy gently shuts the door to the room. Before snapping a glare at you.
>To which, shocked you. Afterall, what had you done to deserve such a look?
>"You know things would go a lot smoother for her if you just showed just a little compassion for her."
>You step back, shocked at the accusations.
"Her? Pssh, she's fine. And I DO care, I mean. Deviants don't particularly take poor little fillies to hospitals when they need help, do they?"
>She closed in as she pointed sharply at you with her anger.
>Anger, and Fluttershy. Not two words you think of together very often, is it?
>"They do, when they only care what others think of them."
>Confused, you shrug.
"I don't know wha-"
>"Cheerilee told me what happened today."
>That conniving little…
>"And at first I didn't want to believe it."
>She pokes at your chest as you fearful began making a step-by-step retre>at.
>"But seeing that poor thing with those injuries. As well with how you've been acting and treating her, it became easy to believe."
"I-I did, I m-mean I t-trie-"
>She pokes become more sharp and forceful as she continues to make her point.
>"I mean, to think I had faith in you to be alone with her was obviously a mistake on my part too. As it seems like I can't."
>Trust…you?
>She doesn't trust you anymore?
>No, no of course not. Just not with fillies.
>Yes, she'll take care of it, and both of you will be back to having good times together.
>But she seems, so –Angry¬– at you.
>Well she’d have to forgive you. Cause, she wouldn’t give up on you.
>Yeah, that’s right.
>She wouldn’t, right?
>Even if she did, you could always get it back.

>Ugh, morning. Ugh, your head.
>Peaking your head out slight from the covers reveals the morning light that played with the specs of dust in the room. Adding an antique but beautiful glint to the new day.
>You’d enjoy it.
>If you didn’t have a headache.
>And were a filly.
>And were under the care of Discord.
>Though, it couldn’t be all bad, you were now under the supervision of Fluttershy too seeing how whipped Discord is when under the gaze of Fluttershy.
>Now that you had her. Maybe you could get closer to understanding the obscene language and getting out of this body.
>But first, Morning rituals.
>Alright, let's start the day.
>What to do first?

As much as how some of you'd like to have Flutters/Anon cuddles. Keep in mind, you are a stranger to her and some else's child to her as well. Seeing as people don't randomly cuddle with someone's lost child, you're all gonna have to 'work' for that.

>>153218
Of fucking course I forget to namefag.

>>153218
Sneak into her room and c-
>spoiler text
Well, you're probably pretty hungry. Maybe try to get one of them to make you breakfast?

>>153231
Do so annoyingly, but in a cute sort of way.
[ 1d100 = 76 ]

>>153192
Leave a note for Pinkie and take the first train to Canterlot. Try not to get run over while sneaking onboard.
[ 1d100 = 94 ]

>>153207
>Dash is autistic
>Anon is autistic
Seems like a perfect fit to me.

>>153218
First things first a shower/bath would probably be nice. See if you can grasp a loofah or a bar of soap with your teeth, take it to buttershy and see if she takes the hint.
[ 1d100 = 21 ]

>>153401
>Futa
Degenerate

>>153401
u-unf
now I wanna see Twiggles filling the filly's fillybits too

>>153402
Perhaps, but in the context of it all, it's just another drop in the bucket…

If people are alive, good time RIGHT NOW to raid /pol/
The mods have been dead for almost 2 hours now.

>>153420
Threads are starting to kill - mods woke up.
They were asleep nearly 3 hours straight, the dicks almost took over /pol/

>>153430
Nah, it'd sound more like "Hrrk, grrrrrrrrk…"

>>153192

Ignoring Twilight for perhaps the fifth time in a row, you look around for some paper and something to write with. Not finding anything immediately, you decide to tear off a piece of your unfinished homework sheet. You probably won't need it where you're going.

…

Dear Pinkie,
Headed to Canterlot this loop to see if I can figure out what the hell's going on.
Lots of love,
Anon.

…

You fold it up and bind it with a paperclip before passing it to Twilight.

"Do me a favor and give that to Pinkie Pie if you see her in the park today while you're out testing your flight spell. Be a good courier, and don't read it."

>"And since when am I your courier?"

"Since none of this matters anyway. I'm gonna be off to do something crazy, and will be back tomorrow when you wake up."

Without another word, you run out the door. You kind of wish you had gotten breakfast first, but you're not sure if you're going to have time, and it's not as if you can die from starvation anyway. Nonetheless, you make your way to the train station on an empty stomach. If it takes as much time to get to Canterlot as it did to make it to Ponyville, you figure you'll have an hour to mess around before time resets itself. Or it won't, because you'll have gone outside of some spell radius. Never hurts to try, right?

Unfortunately, you don't have any money for the train. As luck would have it, however, security is trash. There's just one guy whose job it is to make sure there aren't any stow aways, and he just left for donuts. Ponyville is too honest for him to give a shit about his job of keeping ponies honest. You sneak in through the back and take a seat. Luckily, you know that there's no one to check your ticket once you're already on the train.

After about 15 minutes of waiting, the train starts moving, and you're off in the general direction of Canterlot. You're not quite sure what your plan for this is, but you've got several hours to figure it out. Another ten minutes later, however, and you are no closer to figuring out a good plan. The closest you can think of is to bug Celestia about it and see if she can fix your problem, but you still aren't sure of how to grab an audience within an hour, or how to convince her of what's going on. Plus, it could possibly take over an hour for her to cast whatever spell she'd need to break your time loop, which would cause you to run out of time. You know nothing about how magic works, and you're just sort of winging this entire thing.

And as you contemplate all of this, a certain purple spook places her hooves around your eyes from behind, having completely sneaked up on you.

>"Oh Anon, guess who…"

>>153436
"Purple, if you keep this up, I'm going to start reminding you about the CIA's meme warfare division from now until the end of time." [ 1d100 = 77 ]

>>153436
The mare of my dreams? [ 1d100 = 23 ]

>>153442
Damn.

>>153443
Look at the bright side: your roll added to my roll makes 100.

>>153432
Twilight's gotta pull out of her mouth sometime.
And pop something else in.

>>153436
Pennywise, is that you?

>>153436
I give you one fucking job.. [ 1d100 = 49 ]

>>153436
A Glow-In-The-Dark CIA Nigger? [ 1d100 = 96 ]

>>153496
reeeeeeeeee

Hape is real!

>>153459
>>153496
Kek has spoken.

>>153459
>>153496
I feel bad for you.

BIRD

>>153545
PLANE

>>153548
kek

>>153548
SUPERFILLY

>>153560
Anon should be proud: not only is he large enough to have Filly literally be wrapped around his dick, but he's got an erection so powerful he can lift her up using ONLY his dick.

>>153564
Damn, now I want a donut.

>>153564
Can't help but feel a bit bad for anonfilly given the aftermath she is about to experience if that is a jelly filled donut
>or perhaps I should feel bad for Purple who would have to clean up and give anonflly a bath
>on second thought I think anonfilly would enjoy it if it was jelly filled

>>153564
>>153565
>>153566
Cream-filled long johns are better.

But I'd still eat Filly's donut.

>>153567
>>153571
>>153575
>ywn be a cream-filled filly
why live

>>153577 (checked)
God I wish that were me.

>ywn fist filly's ponut
why live

>>153585
DEAR SWEET EPONA!

>>153582
It's the least of my problems, tbh.

>>153585
w-wew

>>153548
>filly can't pull the yoke
Shameful, filly lost most of her body strength and can't pull a simple control yoke.
It's like being so weak you can't turn a steering wheel that has power steering
Either that or flip on autopilot
Or let someone more qualified use it.

It's a pity suicidal fillies are flying our planes nowadays.

>>153589
Stroganoff is actually palatable to me. It's not that creamy.

>>152654
What the fuck even is this thread

Like do you people actually unironically want to be turned into a child cartoon pony so you can be fucked or "bred" by people from /mlpol/ or you yourself fuck an /mlpol/ user that has been turned into a little filly? Do you realize how ridiculous that is
This is by far the most degenerate general on /mlpol/ I mean it combines fucking pedophilia, transformation, beastiality and/or xenophilia and whatever other fetshes you might have and Tbh I gagged a lil bit upon discovering this thread
Please consider psychiatric help and reevaluate your life of you unironically browse this general and look at anon filly pictures

>>153592
Now the thread can begin

>>153591
Might just be my stroganoff, then.

Anyways, carry on!

>>153436

"Pennywise, is that you?"

She uses her hooves to playfully move your jaw around and mouth out her next few words.

>"We all float down here."

"No, but really, what are you doing here, you glow-in-the-dark CIA nigger?"

>"I could ask you the same thing. Something about hearing, 'none of this matters anyway' piqued my curiosity. Since you're not particularly concerned about leaving everyone behind at the drop of a hat, why should I? Now tell me, why exactly are we headed to Canterlot of all places? I don't suppose you plan on betraying us all to the changelings, do you? Because you don't seem the type. If it's something more innocuous, I might be willing to help."

>>153595
Actually, yeah, a visit to the changelings sounds great.
[ 1d100 = 3 ]

>>153595
explain everything to her and add on the fact that Chrysalis gives you a boner
[ 1d100 = 58 ]

>>153595
Explain to her that we're in a time loop, it's not like she'll remember tomorrow anyway, and she should count that as a blessing since she doesn't have to remember multiple hangovers. [ 1d100 = 40 ]

Sorry about another unexpected long break, I had to deal with family and then my computer came down with Blue-Screen-of-Death syndrome and I had to do some very tedious trial and error before getting it fixed today.

>>153597
This, be honest. Twi might be able to help [ 1d100 = 41 ]

>>153192
That was not >Hape, that was just a normal hug. Where s the surprise, the struggle, the abuse of personal space…
I want my money back!
Though it was pank so I guess she would always be willing to go for some hugs at any time.

>>153595
Everyone s being too nice to purpul, so here s a curveball if the roll allows

"Might be willing to help, hah, if only you hadnt put me in this time loop in the first place it would ve been helpful enough"
Dont forget the unintentional horse snort
[ 1d100 = 45 ]

>>153599
Welcome back to the land of the living

>>153595
Next loop, have a conversation with Twiggles, write it down word for word, and every loop rewrite it, hand it to twilight and go through the exact same conversation. Should speed things up so we dont have to convince her of a time loop every loop