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535bc No.147081

Awoo News Episode IV: A New Hat

> Senator Ted Cruz Remains Opposed to Ending Space Station in Mid-2020s

https://unv.is/space.com/40565-ted-cruz-opposes-ending-space-station.html

> Pompeo: U.S. to lift sanctions if North Korea dismantles nuclear weapons program

https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-usa-pompeo/pompeo-u-s-to-lift-sanctions-if-north-korea-dismantles-nuclear-weapons-program-idUSKCN1IE0NC

> One killed in Paris knife attack by man shouting 'Allahu akbar'

https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-france-security/one-killed-in-paris-knife-attack-by-man-shouting-allahu-akbar-idUSKCN1ID0TK?il=0

> Surabaya church attacks: Indonesian family of bombers 'had been to Syria'

http://archive.is/5NNrZ

> Margaret River shooting: Grandfather 'planned' Australia deaths

http://archive.is/SXmMd

> Hawaii volcano spurs new evacuations on Big Island after new lava fissures reported

http://archive.is/WVZ5a

POTUS Tweets

>' Why doesn’t the Fake News Media state that the Trump Administration’s Anti-Trust Division has been, and is, opposed to the AT&T purchase of Time Warner in a currently ongoing Trial. Such a disgrace in reporting!'

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/995088584221839360?p=v

>' North Korea has announced that they will dismantle Nuclear Test Site this month, ahead of the big Summit Meeting on June 12th. Thank you, a very smart and gracious gesture!'

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/995410516129538048?p=v

>' President Xi of China, and I, are working together to give massive Chinese phone company, ZTE, a way to get back into business, fast. Too many jobs in China lost. Commerce Department has been instructed to get it done!'

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/995680316458262533?p=v

>' China and the United States are working well together on trade, but past negotiations have been so one sided in favor of China, for so many years, that it is hard for them to make a deal that benefits both countries. But be cool, it will all work out!'

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/995746011321597953?p=v

3cfe2 No.147082

WELCOME BACK

bab4a No.147086

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>>147081
>a new hat

4d067 No.147089

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>>147081
oh hi awoo, how has it you been?

535bc No.147096

>>147086
shhhh.

535bc No.147097

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>>147089
I'm ok.

4d067 No.147116

>>147097
ive been good

0f186 No.147117

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5813e No.147143

>Hawaii volcano spurs new evacuations on Big Island after new lava fissures reported
I really hope the island beaners don't come to Texas. We have enough problems with Californians and New Yorkers as it is.

ee3f9 No.147146

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AWOO

bab4a No.147172

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>>147096
have some awoo thighs

535bc No.147221

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> House Panel Lays Foundation for Future Space Force
https://unv.is/space.com/40564-house-panel-space-force-future.html

> Nuclear Bomb Test Moved North Korea Mountain, Satellite Images Show

https://unv.is/space.com/40560-north-korea-nuclear-test-moved-mountain.html

> House Bill Keeps NASA's Europa Clipper on Track Despite Rocket Uncertainties

https://unv.is/space.com/40562-nasa-europa-clipper-on-track.html

> Israeli forces kill dozens in Gaza as U.S. Embassy opens in Jerusalem

https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-israel-usa-protests-palestinians/israeli-military-drops-warning-leaflets-into-gaza-as-border-protests-build-idUSKCN1IF0M8

> Melania Trump treated for benign kidney condition, in hospital

https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-melania/melania-trump-treated-for-benign-kidney-condition-in-hospital-idUSKCN1IF2PQ

> U.S. criticizes China for shielding Myanmar from U.N. action

https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-myanmar-rohingya-un/u-s-criticizes-china-for-shielding-myanmar-from-u-n-action-idUSKCN1IG00E?il=0

> Catalans elect new separatist leader Quim Torra

http://archive.is/a2jzX

> Nunes, Gowdy accuse DOJ of launching anonymous attacks on congressional investigator

http://archive.li/sZ14n

POTUS Tweets

>' ZTE, the large Chinese phone company, buys a big percentage of individual parts from U.S. companies. This is also reflective of the larger trade deal we are negotiating with China and my personal relationship with President Xi.'

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/996119678551552000?p=v

>' The so-called leaks coming out of the White House are a massive over exaggeration put out by the Fake News Media in order to make us look as bad as possible. With that being said, leakers are traitors and cowards, and we will find out who they are!'

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/996129630913482755?p=v

e5c3f No.147237

>>147143 Californias and New Yorkers need to go back desu,they don't assimilate.

abd41 No.147240

>>147221
Thanks ANN

66296 No.147253

Awoo is back! Yay!

4b314 No.147295

Trump:
>drains the swamp
>by filling it with his friends
>moves embassy to Jerusalem
>high rating in China and Israel
>people unironically think NK & SK will re-unify
>protip: they won't, they have nuke level tech now, they can do whatever they want to get what they need
>Oboonga's legacy still keeps American spirit low and people divide
>actually he hasn't fulfilled any cultural promises he made on his campaign
>'Broken Propose a Constitutional Amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress'
>not even a compromise, broken
>muh swamp, but it's okay if Donny likes the Greater-Israel shills in his cabinet AWOOO
>'Institute a hiring freeze on all federal employees to reduce federal workforce through attrition'
>can't even fight permanent government. Sad!
>' Broken A complete ban on foreign lobbyists raising money for American elections.'
>rubs hands
>'I will direct my Secretary of the Treasury to label China a currency manipulator.'
>Need I even tell you what he didn't do?
>obamacare
>OH ALSO FORGET ABOUT THE DNC LMAO
>'Cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama'
>would include sanctuary cities LOL
>'Cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama'

At least he ruined the Iran deal, I can practically imagine that smug obango-bongos face drooping at the thought of his legacy being smeared.
As if it wasn't smeared by his legacy of inflated debt.

abd41 No.147299

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>>147253
Awoo is best news network.

fc22f No.147382

>>147295
https://www.infowars.com/trumps-accomplishments-the-first-50-days/
Stop being a Naysayer, he's done more than Obama and he's a step in the right direction. I wish he was stronger, but he'll do for 8 years, after which we can elect someone stronger.

fc22f No.147384


535bc No.147406

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> China Preparing to Launch Chang'e-4 Relay Satellite May 21
https://unv.is/space.com/40583-china-launching-moon-mission-relay-satellite-may-21.html

> North Korea casts doubt on Trump summit, suspends talks with South

https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-southkorea-talks/north-korea-suspends-talks-with-south-scheduled-for-wednesday-idUSKCN1IG2ZI

> North Korea will join 'efforts for a total ban on nuclear tests'

https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-nuclear-tests/north-korea-will-join-efforts-for-a-total-ban-on-nuclear-tests-idUSKCN1IG28E

> Israeli forces kill two Palestinians near border as Gaza buries dead

https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-israeli-palestinians/israeli-forces-kill-two-palestinians-near-border-as-gaza-buries-dead-idUSKCN1IG1A7?il=0

> Trump scraps cyber czar post to streamline management after first appointee leaves: White House

https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-usa-cyber-whitehouse/trump-scraps-cyber-czar-post-after-first-appointee-leaves-white-house-idUSKCN1IG3GG?il=0

> 'I gave the US trucks and ammunition to Al Qaeda': The chaotic US effort to arm Syrian rebels

http://archive.is/RisDE

> US judge scraps Oakland, California, ban on coal shipments

http://archive.is/AIAM5

POTUS Tweets

>' Our great First Lady is doing really well. Will be leaving hospital in 2 or 3 days. Thank you for so much love and support!'

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/996366330436648960?p=v

535bc No.147407

Go post your bait on 4chan.

bf9a1 No.147475

>>147407
OH SHIT! Almost had to engage with those points and counter them, maybe even outline your own positions positives as a net-positive counter.
Phew! Awoooo.

abd41 No.147488

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>>147382
>no archive
>>147384
>unironically linking to r****t

bab4a No.147516

>>147475
stop shitting up the ANN thread

e5cb5 No.147519

>>147237
Californians and New Yorkers need to be ovened.

535bc No.147579

>>147475
You never wanted to debate, you just want to agitate. Your tone shows that. This is a news thread anyway, not /ptg/. We just share a mutual love for the awoo meme not Trump. Go to 4chan to troll.

535bc No.147719

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> Hawaii volcano erupts in 6-mile-high plume, 'ash fallout' alert
https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-hawaii-volcano-blast/hawaii-volcano-erupts-in-6-mile-high-plume-ash-fallout-alert-idUSKCN1II2E3

> U.S. Senate confirms Haspel as new CIA Director

https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-haspel/u-s-senate-confirms-haspel-to-be-first-woman-cia-director-idUSKCN1II2SV

> DR Congo Ebola outbreak spreads to Mbandaka pfS7T

http://archive.is/pfS7T

> Colorado city unanimously votes to ban assault-style rifles

http://archive.is/h5JQF

> DOJ inspector general completes long-awaited review of Hillary Clinton probe

http://archive.li/SATeW

> Poland stops 'Russian hybrid war groups'

http://archive.is/Gv9YB

> North Korea summit: Trump says no 'Libya model' will be used with N. Korea

http://archive.is/FBYLx

> House Passes Major Overhaul of Veterans Choice Program

http://archive.is/g9Nav

POTUS Tweets

>' The Washington Post and CNN have typically written false stories about our trade negotiations with China. Nothing has happened with ZTE except as it pertains to the larger trade deal. Our country has been losing hundreds of billions of dollars a year with China…' 1/3

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/996739372723638272?p=v

>' …We have not seen China’s demands yet, which should be few in that previous U.S. Administrations have done so poorly in negotiating. China has seen our demands. There has been no folding as the media would love people to believe, the meetings…' 2/3

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/996739374619426816?p=v

>' …haven’t even started yet! The U.S. has very little to give, because it has given so much over the years. China has much to give!' 3/3

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/996739376028835840?p=v

>' Wow, word seems to be coming out that the Obama FBI “SPIED ON THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN WITH AN EMBEDDED INFORMANT.” Andrew McCarthy says, “There’s probably no doubt that they had at least one confidential informant in the campaign.” If so, this is bigger than Watergate!'

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/997095653875617792?p=v

>' Tomorrow, the House will vote on a strong Farm Bill, which includes work requirements. We must support our Nation’s great farmers!'

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/997238932311068674?p=v

535bc No.147820

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> Student shoots and kills 10 at Texas school: authorities
https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-texas-shooting/police-respond-to-reports-of-shots-fired-at-texas-high-school-reports-idUSKCN1IJ1PA

> Passenger plane crashes in Cuba, killing more than 100 people

https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-cuba-crash/passenger-plane-crashes-in-cuba-killing-more-than-100-people-idUSKCN1IJ2DG

> U.S. accuses Maduro, Venezuelan party official of drug trade profiteering

https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-usa-venezuela-sanctions/u-s-accuses-maduro-venezuelan-party-official-of-drug-trade-profiteering-idUSKCN1IJ2JZ?il=0

> Police shoot gunman at Trump-owned resort in Florida

http://archive.is/2DdxQ

> Farm bill fails in House, amid conservative uprising over immigration

http://archive.li/pzLM6

> US ambassador to South Korea announced by White House

http://archive.is/Gy42y

> Trump takes on Planned Parenthood with ban on abortion counseling at federally funded clinics

http://archive.is/z0nT2

POTUS Tweets

>' Just met with UN Secretary-General António Guterres who is working hard to “Make the United Nations Great Again.” When the UN does more to solve conflicts around the world, it means the U.S. has less to do and we save money.@NikkiHaley is doing a fantastic job!'

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/997577906007298048?p=v



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