Awoo News Episode IV: A New Hat
> Senator Ted Cruz Remains Opposed to Ending Space Station in Mid-2020shttps://unv.is/space.com/40565-ted-cruz-opposes-ending-space-station.html
> Pompeo: U.S. to lift sanctions if North Korea dismantles nuclear weapons programhttps://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-usa-pompeo/pompeo-u-s-to-lift-sanctions-if-north-korea-dismantles-nuclear-weapons-program-idUSKCN1IE0NC
> One killed in Paris knife attack by man shouting 'Allahu akbar'https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-france-security/one-killed-in-paris-knife-attack-by-man-shouting-allahu-akbar-idUSKCN1ID0TK?il=0
> Surabaya church attacks: Indonesian family of bombers 'had been to Syria'http://archive.is/5NNrZ
> Margaret River shooting: Grandfather 'planned' Australia deathshttp://archive.is/SXmMd
> Hawaii volcano spurs new evacuations on Big Island after new lava fissures reportedhttp://archive.is/WVZ5aPOTUS Tweets
>' Why doesn’t the Fake News Media state that the Trump Administration’s Anti-Trust Division has been, and is, opposed to the AT&T purchase of Time Warner in a currently ongoing Trial. Such a disgrace in reporting!'https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/995088584221839360?p=v [Embed]
>' North Korea has announced that they will dismantle Nuclear Test Site this month, ahead of the big Summit Meeting on June 12th. Thank you, a very smart and gracious gesture!'https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/995410516129538048?p=v [Embed]
>' President Xi of China, and I, are working together to give massive Chinese phone company, ZTE, a way to get back into business, fast. Too many jobs in China lost. Commerce Department has been instructed to get it done!'https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/995680316458262533?p=v [Embed]
>' China and the United States are working well together on trade, but past negotiations have been so one sided in favor of China, for so many years, that it is hard for them to make a deal that benefits both countries. But be cool, it will all work out!'https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/995746011321597953?p=v [Embed]>>147081oh hi awoo, how has it you been?
>Hawaii volcano spurs new evacuations on Big Island after new lava fissures reported
I really hope the island beaners don't come to Texas. We have enough problems with Californians and New Yorkers as it is.
>>147143 Californias and New Yorkers need to go back desu,they don't assimilate.
Trump:
>drains the swamp
>by filling it with his friends
>moves embassy to Jerusalem
>high rating in China and Israel
>people unironically think NK & SK will re-unify
>protip: they won't, they have nuke level tech now, they can do whatever they want to get what they need
>Oboonga's legacy still keeps American spirit low and people divide
>actually he hasn't fulfilled any cultural promises he made on his campaign
>'Broken Propose a Constitutional Amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress'
>not even a compromise, broken
>muh swamp, but it's okay if Donny likes the Greater-Israel shills in his cabinet AWOOO
>'Institute a hiring freeze on all federal employees to reduce federal workforce through attrition'
>can't even fight permanent government. Sad!
>' Broken A complete ban on foreign lobbyists raising money for American elections.'
>rubs hands
>'I will direct my Secretary of the Treasury to label China a currency manipulator.'
>Need I even tell you what he didn't do?
>obamacare
>OH ALSO FORGET ABOUT THE DNC LMAO
>'Cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama'
>would include sanctuary cities LOL
>'Cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama'
At least he ruined the Iran deal, I can practically imagine that smug obango-bongos face drooping at the thought of his legacy being smeared.
As if it wasn't smeared by his legacy of inflated debt.
>>147253Awoo is best news network.
>>147295https://www.infowars.com/trumps-accomplishments-the-first-50-days/Stop being a Naysayer, he's done more than Obama and he's a step in the right direction. I wish he was stronger, but he'll do for 8 years, after which we can elect someone stronger.
Go post your bait on 4chan.
>>147407OH SHIT! Almost had to engage with those points and counter them, maybe even outline your own positions positives as a net-positive counter.
Phew! Awoooo.
>>147475stop shitting up the ANN thread
>>147237Californians and New Yorkers need to be ovened.
>>147475You never wanted to debate, you just want to agitate. Your tone shows that. This is a news thread anyway, not /ptg/. We just share a mutual love for the awoo meme not Trump. Go to 4chan to troll.