/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

either
>48
or
>53

>83
>Slightly Strange
Wow, I did better than I thought I would.

>>97665
76
Better than i thaught

I used to get 90 last year

>>97665
>Normie test
>130+: Successful
>You are a shining example of a human
I would argue against this.

>>97665
>64
>Could easily be 50 if it wasn't the holiday season and I wasn't trying to look somewhat presentable when I met up with my family.
Last time I took a test like this I was at a solid 70. Am I doing it right /mlpol/?

>>97717
After doing the math, the /mlpol/ average is 79 making you slightly below average. Then again, the average is probably being thrown off by the two guys scoring well over 100.

>>97718
We need more /üb/ to raise the average to cyborg

>>97732
>>97733
I'm currently working on improving myself, and I hope you all join me.

>89
And it's mostly mental problems. Used to be over 100. Oh well…

Your total: 88
Your class: Slightly Strange

To be fair, you can cheat with this easily. Social tests are utter crap.

Your total: 31
Your class: Wizard Apprentice

>>97745
Bullshit, show us your Battlestation then

>>97746
nothing special
pc monitor printer on a wooden desk

>>97747
Oh.
Cast a good luck charm on me instead

>>97665
>86
Better than I thought. Surprised I didn't get robot or at least cyborg

>You are female – 6
Yeah… all credibility this test might have had is out the window now.

>>97749
[casting intensifies]

>>97665
Your total: 98
Your class: Normalfag
>>97750
Most females do have a better time socially than men. The bonus is not unwarranted.

There sure are a lot of quiz threads right now. Are we being data mined?

>>97765
Yes

>No sexual attraction to under-15s
nice try fbi, im just gonna go ahead and check this

>50
>Robot
If anyone here got below 8, I would legit worship him. The mightiest grand wizard I have ever met would probably be around 18 atleast. A score below 8 is not worthy to be insulted as grand wizard, but a god.

>>97812
If I'm really picky about what I say yes to, Then I'm 19.
If I answer yes to the "Yes: For the most part" then around 40.

>>97814
If I was one inch shorter, and wasn't "healthy weight" then I'd be a 12 easy.
Only reason I'm healthy weight is because of anti-depressants I used to take.

108 for me, even though I'm mostly anti-social and have little interest in romance.

I don't like how this test is constructed: according to it, my Muzzie classmate who lives a life of aimless hedonism would score higher than me.

>>97832
isn't aimless hedonism what the normies do though?

>77
>Cyborg
The test is not extensive enough to uncover the full scope of my autism.

>>97834
There's a difference between being a hedonist and seeking to protect your lineage. Both net you a high score, but in different ways. Education, good health, and a semi-decent social life give points, but so does profligacy.

The test is better suited for Tumblrinas and Plebbits, as they carry the more negative aspects of autism, are often drug addicts, and even if they want to be hedonists they can't land even the basest of thots.

>>97856
This is a really weird test, i don't think your average robot has the social skills to buy drugs, let alone have any vices that are not alcohol or virtual shit.
Maybe it's just me that was incredibly autistic when younger but I remember spending months whitout talking to anyone.

>>97856
>>97859
I was actually a little surprised that the marijuana thing was on there tbh, that never really struck me as a robot thing. I suspect a lot of robots are closet alkies though.

>72
Can i become in a real human being?

>65
I expected such so I'm not surprised.

>98
I feel like I should resign

>98

Why am I here?

>Your total: 85
>Your class: Slightly Strange
Happy on life, striving for self-improvement and plenty of good friends. I got beaten in romantic life though, I drop the spaghetti way too fast.

These are fucking stupid. We are not Leftism! We don't assign fucking numeric point values to our beliefs or compare them like they're our win/lose ratios in Sm4sh! Being redpilled is admirable, but it isn't some kind of race to the top, it's a quest to turn humanity away from Liberalism's bottom and back to the top.

Bonus gay pun not intended, but it works.

>>98300
Dubs, and double dubs in my ID, which is almost 1337. That's three stacks of dubs. Or, one dub and a stack of two dubs, and double two is four so that's four. Nice!

>>98300
this has nothing to do with redpills, this is a robot test.

>>98302
what the fuck is a robot

>>98304
it's a term /r9k/ users refer to themselves by, along the lines of /b/tard, /pol/ack, /x/phile, nor/mlp/erson, etc. Given that the majority of /r9k/ users tend to be hopeless NEETs, the term has gained broader appeal as a way to refer to a person who is socially awkward, NEET, reclusive, etc.

>>98300
Make sure you know what you're shooting down before you start firing, anon.
That's exactly what (((They))) want you to do.