/mlpol/ - Who is best pony

and why is it Apple horse?

>>90555
>>90552
>thinking pleb ponies can compete with a princess.
Fucking please.

>>90556
>Royal butt lovers
Absolutely disgusting.
Make way for the Best Pony.

>>90556
>pleb
Tyrant.

>>90552
Close but the background pony is still a background pony. At least chose something a bit more Fun_____.

>>90557
>be blue magic horse
>be a charlatan
>live in a wagon
>travel from town to town
>be a disruption to the town
>everyone in town hates you
>reflect on life
>realize you are literally a gypsy
>cry

AJ is hardworking, practical, caring, honest (despite occasional lapses which she readily admits), strong, and loyal (often surpassing even Rainbowdash). She does not need to rely on magic, flight, or any sort of special abilities because she is able and capable enough with her four hooves. Applejack can run her farm, raise her little sister, take care of her grandmother, AND help her friends when needed. Even the loss of her parents doesn't weigh Applejack down, who can take on any difficulty.

Applejack embodies all the characteristics we would want in a wife.

Let's not forget Applejack's greatest quality: her accent can strike down thousands of Yankee tyrants. She's a true Southern belle.

I love AJ I really do. It's between her and Luna for me.

>>90640
>Ah I'm not

b a c k g r o u n d p o n y

>>90566
>be royal princess horse
>gather vast knowledge through thousand of years
>can't do shit, sends her pupil to do the dirty work
>afraid to stand up to her enemies so along with the better of the siblings she hides her magic away inside said pupil
>gets her pathetic ass saved
>H-ha ha! I am such a great leader! Praise me but forget that I did nothing!
>better sister gets no credit
Supreme leader of Equestria, mares&geldings...

Also,
Anon...
Do you like bananas?

>>90643
not him, but I like bananas. Also, I sense a disturbing lack of taste in pony here, and am willing to remedy this!

>>90657
At least it's best princess.
Hey, here is your friend, Luna.
Long time no see!

>>90659
Better than best princess, best pony in general! Any who disagree are wrong!

>>90672
>best pony
Trixie will forgive you this insolence.
This time.

>>90673
I need no "forgiveness" from gypsy trash, I have the blessing of the lunar reich!

Why can't we all just get along like the Tree of Harmony and John Lennon would have liked? All ponies are precisely equal.

>>90676
Back to your containment thread, commie.

>>90677
You can never contain love!

>>90678
you can, by telling it to fuck off.
source:every girl I've tried to ask out

>>90680
Not even a restraining order can contain love, anon. You never tried.

>the lack of rarity in here

>>90552

She is best pony, for sure!

>>90640
Sorry if I hurt your feels background pony.

>>90697
>drinking out of a trophy
Who does that? Certainly not best pony!

>apple horse
>not Chello Horse
My digits dissagree

>>90757
Literally who?

>>90755
>Dubs
>Not posting an image
That's not very proper of you.

>>90761
Apologies, Hard Drive with all my hoers on was killed by rouge watercooling tubes.

>>90781
Where? I can only see Trash Dash.
She is her herald I see?
Oh well, here she goes...

>>90755
dubs and still manage to spell cello wrong.

Would it be hilarious or dumb if our artfags started making porn of the OCs of others?

Not in a necessarily obviously-meant-to-be-unflattering way, just something degenerate but "Fun" involving the OCs of some youtube "Analyst" tards.

>>90568
You make a good point.

>>90793
If it occupies you go right ahead. It actually would be hilarious. and I'd love to see the reactions of these personalities. Just don't make it too depraved or gay unless if the "Analysts" ARE gay.

>>90859
I would only be a little ashamed to have that in my house.

>>90552
She's one of the only members of the main cast I can actually respect now.

Twilight used to be best pony in my mind, but that was before her ascension to godhood and later changes in her characterization.

Luna has always been best princess, but the Tantabus guilt complex thing was a downward stroke.

>>90552
>Who is best pony
Hitler is always best pony.

Wendy's pone is best.

>>91622
>Me on the left

>>91674

Why so serious, mein Fuhrer? Sit down, why don't you, and enjoy the show?

>>91870
>>91870
>human vagina
I will destroy you, Swede.

>>91877

Come at me brah!

Not enough of the best pony on the best pony thread.

>>92155
>>92156
Apples aren't good unless their in a pie.

>>92162
Dyslexia pls no bully.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqIwGtEJmLM

Applejack's the type of pony who would be able to bench press more than you, but would do it in a way that doesn't make you feel self conscious about it.

Applejack's the type of pony who would help your niece with her math homework even though it's not her responsibility.

Applejack's the type of pony who would tell you if you had something in your nose to keep you from embarrassing yourself.

Applejack's the type of pony who would get upset if you spent a lot of money on her birthday gift, but would still spend a lot of money on yours.

Applejack's the type of pony who, when you're visiting her family, would convince them to order pizza instead of making a salad.

Applejack's the type of pony who would walk out of your bathroom and say "By the way, I tightened up the trap pipe under your sink for you".

Applejack's the type of pony who would pretend she was leaning in to hug you, but then pin you to the ground and make you beg for her to let you go.

Applejack's the type of pony who would tip a waitress 30% because her friends were being obnoxious all night.

Applejack's the type of pony who would get a hair off of the back of your shirt for you without telling you about it.

Applejack's the type of pony who would beat you in Mario Kart on her first try, and then just go back to reading her book like it was no biggie.

Applejack is best pony.

>>92676
but how could she win at mario kart if she has no hands or magic to ply it? Checkmate, applefags.

>>92740
That is... horrifying

Zecora is best pony. If you disagree you're a racist.

>>92743
moonpone best pone
fight me zigger-lover

>>92743
Stfu you filthy zigger lover.

>>90552
Why is it not Apple Horse?

This always gives me feels

>>92747
Tbh I'd probably make out with Zecora. She a cute.

>>101332
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>>101332
Why are girls always depressed?
>Pussy gives you feel

>>101342
Because they're socialized to be more emotional but then are treated poorly by society for having emotions, as opposed to boys who are socialized to be less emotional and are also treated poorly by society for having emotions. Society in general punishes emotions; it sees them as a nuisance.

Maybe hormones have a little to do with it but I'm reluctant to go full-on biological essentialist because there is more neurological variation among the sexes than between them (http://www.pnas.org/content/112/50/15468.full).

>>101363
Nice read.
It is a weird thing, how women are raised and then how they are treated, maybe you are right, that could explain why most women are depressed.
This claim would validate feminism tho

NEET pone is best pone

>>101381
Honestly feminism isn't shit in its entirety. The problem is feminism is filled with communists and female supremacists. Honestly some of the moderate feminists should break off into something else why feminism sinks to the bottom.