>We found the difference between men and women. It took years of study, professional research, and a scholarly article to pinpoint the cause. Ready for the bombshell? Men have penises.
>Today we are going to delve into one of the lesser known ways men use their penises to oppress women.
>Physics.
>The government is always trying to entice more women into STEM fields: science, technology, engineering, and math. But researchers have finally cracked the code on why despite the best efforts, men are still vastly overrepresented in scientific fields like physics.
>Now we know that boys’ natural advantage in physics comes from peeing. A scholarly article has detailed the theory. The authors suggest that boys gain a practical knowledge of the physics of projectile arcs by having the natural opportunity to manipulate arcs of urine several times daily.http://archive.fo/OVcAS - thedailybell.com
Why are you oppressing women with your penis, anon??
>>87241Just throwing a liquid down a tube is not all about physics or sciences, it's just a small part of something bigger but they don't seem to get it.
>>87241This article is a shitpost, right? It has to be.
Oppressing women with my dick doesn't sound so bad. But, these women should really stop making Freud right.
This is not a shitpost.
This is a pisspost. Being able to perform a basic biological function necessary to live does not turn you into a professor of physics.
>>87241Every time you think you have no more hope for humanity some fucked up piece of garbage comes along and shows you that the pit is deeper than you thought
>>87241>Women get discouraged because some boys know a bit about the subjectThen they shouldn't go into a STEM feild if that pisses them off
>distribute plastic female penisesI am utterly convenced that this is a shitpost now
I generally piss sitting down because I usually hold it until I need to shit as well, but somehow I'm still pretty good at physicis
>>87439Tbf plastic funnels do make women's lives much easier when camping.
People are paid to write this? They could just have well said that interests in sports and video games allow for higher physics aptitude. It would still be bogus, but at least it wouldn't stink so bad.
If women want to pee standing so bad why the heck they don't just stick a hollow sausage on their urethra, it's pretty much the same thing.
>Saging for irrelevance
>>87452Well yeah, but camping and "totally knowing physics" are two different things