/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>50636
perhaps sell me a nice slab of horker loaf?

>>50638
That would be twelve septims.
Perhaps you would be interested in one of khajit's «special» products?
It's expensive, but its worth the coin.

Go back to Elsweyr damn cat, Equestria has no room for your kind!

>>50644
Khajit likes this land, it is warm and kind, please khajit means no harm.
Would you like to buy some.wares, magestic horse?

>>50636
Can you fix umbrellas?

>>50646
Khajit's not sure how this «umbrella» is supposed to look..
Rather an odd weapon is it magical?

>>50649
Only as magical as it needs to be.
It has served me very well over the past 9001 years, I've had many of my fondest memories with it. It could use some straightening out, though.
While you're in town, a friend of mine had some knives she needed to sharpen. That is in your realm of trades, am I correct?

>>50645
>>50643
>>50636
Equestria is for the ponies nigger cat now leave my land !

>>50651
Ah yes khajit is fond in the art of sharpening, ah please, let khajit see the knifes.

>>50652
..or perhaps khajit is not desired in this land.
Oh khajit understands, sadly no one here knows the secrets of the wind cutting sharpening techniques, no one but khajit..
But oh well if khajit is not welcomed he will go away at once *winks*

>>50652
Settle-down, Flutterscotch. The Khajits never stay for too long.
You know, back in the days before the unicorns completed the magic industrial complex, entire villages used to wait for the days in which the Khajits rolled back into town to have these kinds of jobs done. They're quite the crafty folk. Today, ponies treat everything like like it's meant to be disposable, but back in the good old days we had our old tools fixed, and we re-used them until they turned to dust.
Kek. I'm pulling this right out of my grandfather's mouth.
>>50649
Now, when could you have that finished, my feline friend?

>>50658
Ah khajit thanks you for your kindness.
It will not take long, come tomorrow and khajit will be finished by then.
«if you all are alive by then» khajit murmurs to himself quietly.

>>50657
I conveniently have them with me right here. I was thinking it was about the time of the season for the Khajits' glaring to roll in again.
>>50658
I'll have you take these to then. My friend should drop by to pic them up tomorrow.
Make sure they're as sharp as can be, especially the carving knife: she's particularly fond of that one. She can get rather.. edgy, when her knives aren't kept in shape.
First RP ever. Am I doing well?

>>50663
Do you have any amulets which would aid my battle with the Chimera? I have things to barter.

How big is your collection of horse pussy?

>>50663
Khajit will take care of the knives now, please be patient as khaji's job is quite precise

>>50674
Ah, yes yes, so are you a warrior or a wizard? I cannot tell by just looking at you.

>>50677
Khajit is not allowed to bring «that» kind of wares to trade..
May khajit interest you on his sister?

>>50702
Do you have an A-10 to "Remove Kebabs" with?

>>50702
I am a warrior earth pone. I need some type of venom neutralizing artifact.

I need a health potion that will get me back on me feet and adventuring again.
This arrow in my knee isn't gonna fix itself.

>>50702
Hello khajit traveler, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions.

>>50657
You sell Discord nitro accounts?

It would seem we have a lot of travelers today

>>50715
Khajit sells swords and potions.
Or an accordion if you got interest.

>>50742
Ah yes, yes a strong warrior, khajit recommends a paralysis poison, it can be applied directly on your sword.
A stronger opponent will require a stronger poison..Perhaps khajit could give you a discount if you were as kind as to take care of some business for khajit..

>>50744
>>50751
Ah interested in the healing, yes.
Here, restoration hundreds séptima each, healing I sixty septims each, healing II hundred and twenty septims each, stronger potions are more expensive but khajit has some non tested potions for a cheaper price.

>>50758
Yes

Discord said I could pick-up my knives here. Are they ready yet?

>>50765
I need an artifact for defense against poison; the snake head has bitten me so many times and the poison debuffs are getting annoying.

What business do you have in mind? I have completed a large number of quests for various nobleponies in the past. If you make it worth my while I'd be glad to make your problems disappear.

>>50917
Are my knives ready yet? I need to cut my mane before people start to mistake me for that Flutter bitch.

>>51440
Khajit is sorry for the wait, khajit just wanted to be sure the knives where «really» sharp» since it was a real trouble to deal with them..
May khajit ask, what do you intend to use them for?

>>50924
Poison you say?
Khajit has something on mind.
Maybe we can can get to a common deal, khajit provides you with an absolute defense against the beast and you provide khajit of your services. Yes?

>>51445
>absolute defense
Sounds too good to be true. But what service do you require?

>>51443
J-just my mane..! Nothing suspicious! It-it's just that that senile old creep, Discord, keeps confusing me for Fluttershy.
Anyway, hand just give me the bill. I've gotta go teach Leslie a soccer lesson on how to deal with (((referees))).

>>51446
Don't you doubt khajit traveler, he's skillful in the arts of trading!
...
In any ways. You see, khajit has some goods★ to deliver, but khajit only found one(>>51442 →) of the customers.
Khajit will take care of the customers he found, then khajit had to deliver 1.To a big, white sun horse, 2.For some unusual mare with flowers on her mane and 3.had to be delivered to some unusual human that keep laughing at khajit.
If you do this, khajit will make sure poison is not an issue anymore.

>>51447
Khajit is sorry for making you wait, impatient traveler, he had some «business» as you may see.
The knives sharpening will be twelve septims. Each.
«just keep them away from daedras and dragons..»

>>51456
Ah, worth every shekel (although cleaver smells like horker loaf).
Hey, I'll throw in a few extra if you can tell me anything you might know about this goy, Flash Sentry, aka Waifu Theif. I heard he's been squatting somewhere around these parts, so I thought I'd cu- I mean TEACH him a lesson about friendship.

>>51465
KHAJIIT HAS NEVER SEEN THAT HUMAN BEFORE

>>51465
...

Khajiit didn't snap.
Ever.

>>51472
>>51473
Ah too bad...
I haven't seen him since he was court-martialed from the Equestrian Royal Guard for adultery.

>>51465
Hi! Were you looking for me?
>>51474
Uh... Well I *was* court-martialed... that one time. But it wasn't for adultery

>>51475
FLASHY~KUN!!!?

>>51477
Well hello. You seem happy to see me. kind of scarily so
>>51476
You seem rather surprised

>>51480
Do you have a sword capable of killing cartoon characters such as>>51481
Asking for a friend

>>51481
Wh-what..? You don't recognize me? I was the one who bailed you out of jail after the Guard Corp threw you away for sneaking photos of Princess Luna!
I've been looking for you for a very, very long time, Flashy~kuuun...!

>>51483
Ah, yes. It's been a while. Many faces over the years. So how've you been, and what were you looking for me for?

>>51485
Don't play silly with me, Flashy~kun! I'm your fiance! You promised to marry me at the Juice Bar, remember?

>>51486
Uh... You're probably thinking of a different Flash Sentry

this is why roleplay was against the rules on /mlp/

>>51482
A-ah yeah...yeah khajit sure has something..
A-ah a blade, a black blade!
B-but Its expensivve?!
Five thousand septims!..?

>>51488
Checked!
I'd recognize you anywhere, Flash~kun!
See: I have you're your hoof print right here!

>>51497
Is that a marriage certificate? And the date on that... It's tomorrow

>>51500
Just overheard your... love quarrel. My clocks say it is July 20th. Therefore it is today. Good luck, dear lovebirds, just passing through.

>>51500
>married
No more waifus for u,....

>>51500
Yup! I've already got it all planned out: All that's missing is ~you!
Just wait until you see my wedding dress. I blackmai- I mean paid Rarity to make it specially for the occasion.
We're going to be soooo~ happy together!

>>51507
Oh, uh... I just remembered I have Royal Guard duty work that needs to be done. It's been nice seeing you Macy. Gotta go!

*Turns and runs like his very life depends on it. Because it probably does*

>>51509
Go serve our country then, Flashy~kun. I've already scheduled four months vacation from the E.U.P. just for our honeymoon, starting tomorrow. They seemed very cooperative. They even offered an additional eleven months for paternity leave, should Celestia bless us.
Your colleagues are incredibly generous, Flashy~kun. They must really like you!

>>51492
do you take JPGs and PNGs?

>>51492
I can pay you double whatever that other guy is paying (don't ask where it came from).
I owe it to Mitsuko for those Bushido lessons she gave me.

>>51489
>this is the reason

What is the reason?

>>50636
Filthy cat!
Get back to the plantation, fetcher!

I'm so sorry to keep you waiting this long, Flashy. We should be on our honeymoon by now.
Rarity just ki- I mean, had one of her little fainting spells halfway through the sewing process, so I'm going to have to finish the dress myself.
Just a little longer and we'll be happily married. Okay, Flashy?

>>50636

do you accept wool for payment?

>>51518
>>51613
Khajiit is both worried and unsure of what is happening.
Take the sword, blue pony, and give khajiit your money, khajiit doesn't want trouble.

>>51617
Ah the old wool trading, yes yes, khajiit family used to trade wool and skins in times when men had no clothes.
Fifty septims per ounce.

>>51550
Please do not compare khajiit to some other species used to work with plants.
Khajiit just wants to trade.

>>51613
>>51512
*as he sits and writes up a report for a recent crime, a cold chill flows down Brad's spine. From some wicked place a dark wind blows. Brad can feel it. It emanates from not far away, and whether it be separated from the safety of Brad's office cubicle by an easily traversed distance of space, or a span of inevitably approaching time, Brad cannot be sure. He goes back to his work, feeling uneasy*

>>51632
Thank you, sir. I'll just hold onto it until Mitsuko comes back next week. It's too bad she couldn't attend the wedding..

I'd better call Pinkie about the wedding cake..

>>51636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_op08hANyI8
*Calls office phone*
[Brrrrrr.. brrrrrrr.. brrrrr..]
*Goes to voicemail*
Hi, Honey. I'm sorry to bother you at work, but it looks like Pinkie just came down with a bad case of food poisoning. Don't worry though: I've got another one coming. How does red velvet sound?
I can't stop thinking about you, Flashy..! This is going to be the best day of our lives!

>>51635
N'wah, if you do not come back with me to the netch farm I sell you to the telvanni slave markets!

>>51674
>tfw you can't finish the arrangements because the power is out, and https://pixlr.com/editor/ is all online
You'll get away unmarried tonight, Waifu Thief! You'll be married by the end of the week!
Just wait for me a bit longer, Flashy-kun...

>larping as a cartoon cat
This is a special kind of autism but it's kind of comfy for some reason, keep it up

>>51635
Nice animation.

>>51674
>>51729
At the moment, khajiit just worries that no one gets harmed, traveler, outside of that khajiit expects your marriage to be fantastic, ah khajiit might even have some goods you could use

>>51729
Khajiit didn't expect all the attention he got.
Khajiit is amused as your race for it's ability to sprout a thick black goo with messages infused inside, what kind of magic this is, khajiit wonders.

>>51859
Khajiit is confused as what you mean but appreciates it anyway.

>>51882
Well, just in case I need them, could you supply me with any..
*leans in to whisper*
Sleeping Tree Sap, and..
*leans in closer*
..Moon sugar?
I could pay you very generously if you supply me with these wares.

Is my umbrella ready yet?

No marriage for me

>>52000
It's alright if you still need some time to think it over, Flashy. It's a big event after all.
I'll be waiting for you.. watching...

>>51882
>>51898
Hey, catface! I'll throw in a bottle of Skooma if you can bundle those wares with some deathbell.

>>52000
No. Fuck you. I'm tired of you lwys stealing the gets.

>>51452
I managed to complete your errands. Do you want to grab a pint at the local tavern with me? I need to unwind after all that side questing.

>>52017
bimp

>>51938
K-khajiit is working on it, knifes where hard to sharp!
Khajiit will have her ready soon enough.

>>52009
>>51898
Khajiit will provide, here is the..«ingredient» but khajiit needs time to get moonsugar, as khajiit has already emptied khajiit's storage, khajit has to get more from elsweyr.

>>52017
Ah yes, yes «good»
Khajiit is more than pleased with your services, traveler.
Here is your reward, you see this green necklace has some history, khajiit could tell you while at nice tavern..«specially since khajiit is not allowed in town, says under his breath»

>>52082
Khajiit has to travel a lot to bring goods, it consumes khajiit's time.
Khajiit apologizes for the wait.

can someone give me a quick rundown why anthro catfurries in mlp are a thing

>>52092
Anthro has been cannon since gen 1. For example, take the villainess Catrina. The last two pics of her are from a fan artist and mangaka called Pencils. Great story about anon getting warped to Equestria, I highly recommend it. Here is the link: http://pencilsponyforge.tumblr.com/reading-mode

>>52091
Ahh yes, this amulet seems to fit my needs perfectly. I would love to hear its history so as to better wield it. I may just be able to sneak you into the tavern. Take this cape; it is infused with illusion magic. You can use it to slip past any unwelcoming glances.

If you join me in the tavern, I have a proposition to make. I'll likely be sitting in the back corner alone.

>The caravan leaves khajiit behind as they March with a pink umbrella
>They will come back in a few hours with goods
>Be khajiit
>Don't know where or how to find that weird traveler that gave you the umbrella

>>50636
Oh..you will give khajiit this cape? Looks expensive..Khajiit thanks you for your kindness
>As he wears his new clothes, khajiit hopes guards will not notice him
>It has been a long time since khajiit has been inside the town, the lights of the torches, all the people talking, the nicely paved roads..
>It's all really nice, but khajiit has had too many bad experiences already.
>Walks to the bar, avoiding eye contact and townfolk that pick interest on khajiit.
>Khajiit: Go into bar

>>52181
>notices a man walk by with an aura of magic
>starts tailing (hue) the man curious of what he is up to

>>52189
Good thing i'm already autistic. Never RPed before though.

>>52206

>looks to the pastel horse that just stopped him
>tips hat in greeting
I could ma'am and I would be happy to help but may I get a quick rundown of the situation if you need my help?

>>52017

>>52181
>>52188

>Iðunn (Ydun) sits in the corner of the tavern, nursing a pint of local brew. Iðunn wonders if Khajit will meet her, or if the townspeople will drive him off.

>Khajit enters the tavern.

>Noticing Khajit's presence is disturbing the locals, Iðunn gulps the last sipp, slams the mug down on the table with a thundrous crash, and belches louder than a freshly-harpooned beluga whale.

>Taken aback, the patrons' attention is diverted long enough for Khajit's illusion cape to kick in. Khajit strolls over to Iðunn's table and takes a seat across from her.

>After ordering a round for Khajit and herslef, the fair Iðunn initiates a conversation

Iðunn: Welcome friend, how goes your trade today?

>>52210
*looks up*
Oh, thank you, sir.
I'm organizing a very special event in the Evertree meadow, but I've caught quite a few snags in preparing the arrangements.
On top of that, it seems as though the Khajiit carrying some very important substances to me has disappeared. You haven't seen him, have you

>>52212
I was tailing someone that had a cloak on and I felt some magic radiating off of him I'm not sure if that is your guy but we can go check it out it looked like he was heading to the tavern.

>>52214
Thank you, I'll head there right now...

>the bar was a warm place as there was a big fireplace blazing with embers while some fresh game was being cooked.
>The pleasant smell of food, fire and wood was on bold contrast with the stench of sweat and alcohol some of the various figures that sit there had.

>>52188
>Khajit frowns as it is obvious that he is not welcomed here
«at least it's warm» thinks for himself.
He searches with his gaze for the one that invited him here in the first place
>>52199
>This one's look gives khajiit a friendlier, curious feel.
>Khajiit approaches; Did he notice this is khajiit?
Hello stranger, do you not recognize who might this be?

phoneposting is hard]

*whispers*
I love you very much, Flasy-kun...

Let's get married

>>52223
CUCKED

>>52222

I meant >>52219
not >>52189

>>52218
>tips hat to the greeting given by the shrouded man
Not really sir but guessing by your speech patterns and the looks from some of the other people here I would say you aren't from here. May I sit here?

>>52229
>>52211
>>52218
so everyone ended up in the same table something something
[So]I didn't expect the thread to be so full and I don't get enought time to post

>>52225
I'll be waiting for you until the time is right, Flashy...!
You won't be so fucking lucky next time, you GET-hoarding prick!

>>52218
>takes seat beside the man
To be honest sir I was tailing you before this miss asked me a question for the reason I was tailing you it is because of a magical aura I noticed on you. I am guessing its the cape and its also the reason I cant see your true form clearly? I am a witch hunter I keep people with magical artifacts or gifts of magical prowess from harming others with no such thing.

>>52211
>looks to the woman beside him
Also I sense some amount of magical energy about you ma'am but do not know whether it be arcane or divine. But its nice to meet you both nonetheless.

>>52243
>notices the said miss that stopped him
Ma'am this is the person I was tailing I don't know if he is the person you were looking for or not but here he is and ma'am I said I would help you with your marraige and I will but I must know the name of the person you wish to be wed to.

>>52242
>Fire crackles cozily
>The soft strumming of the local bard's melody fills the background of everypony's mind, lifting their spirits
>Iðunn extends a hoof, gesturing to an empty chair

Iðunn: Welcome stranger, come join us! I didn't catch your name; mine is Iðunn. My friend here is merely harnessing an artifact which I provided for his safe passage through town. He poses no danger to you or the townsfolk. As for me, I'll leave it up to you to guess the source of aura you sense.

>>52246
Tavern theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8tGnQlpMgw

>>52245
>>52246
*Removes hood slowly*
Oh, thank you, kind strangers..
I just had some very importantbusiness with this Elsweyrian here.
>>52237
Mr. Khajiit, it seems as though there has been an issue. I'm going to have to reschedule my special event, and I could need those "goods" I mentioned earlier much earlier than previously planned..

>>52246
>takes the hoof in a firm handshake
The name is Axton ma'am Axton Ondai thank you for seeing this man through the town safely sometimes the local folk can get a bit riled up over such things. As long as the man or you mean no harm than I mean no harm to any of you.

>>52249
I don't think I caught your name either ma'am.

>>52250
...M-my name..? Haha..! I guess that would be polite..
I-It's Tracy Cage.. Soon to be Tracy Sentry: I'm betrothed after all..

>>52260
A bot reply

>>52266
Check'd

>>52264
replace "<>" with "[]"

>>52263
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>>52252
>eyes widen at the mention of the name
Well nice to meet you ma'am and by "sentry" do you mean Flash Sentry is to be your husband? As in the man wanted for the theft of over 30 waifus and has never been caught? If you are to be married to the man I guess that would be one way to stop him.

>>52276
>>52279
We're waiting on KhajitOP to stop fucking around in the mall or something and return to his NEET basement anyway, so the spam is not doing much atm imo.

>>52242
Ah, so this one noticed?
Yes, yes in fact Homeland is far away from here, «but let's not talk about such as that may get me in trouble, he says under his breath»
You see there are lots of deals out here and someone's gotta take care of them, it's a good way of getting money, if you understands.
There was this one person waiting here for such deal, quite hard to find it seems, yes?

>>52249
>All of khajiit's efforts as not revealing itself as khajiit are ruined as Blu pony just delayed he's from elsweyr. Hopefully this is not bad news.

(>>52249 >>52250 >>52252)
>Khajiit stays silent for the moment, acknowledging with but a nod the question this blue one made as khajiit's looking around for the one who bring him here.
(>>52211)
>Khajiit widely opens his eyes, he can't believe what he sees
It's the stranger, he's just sitting there, just after the fireplace, and he's sitting with a khajiit too!?
>Judging for the clothes this one was wearing, it must be some of these slave khajiit they have here.. Horrible
>Just horrible, that's the word that comes to khajiit's mind, how can some be as cool as being captured like that. Foolish khajiit, should have been wiser.
>Now again..khajiit's actions aren't really wise either..
>khajiit puts a hand on his pocket and takes out a Jade necklace, looking at it with some melancholy..

>>52252
>Khajiit snaps back to reality..Oh, yeah the thing he had to do!
«Tracy..?» Yes, khajiit had some goods for you, you see as moon sugar is hard to get khajiit has send caravan to meet up with other caravan to get the goods.
You have been a good customer for khajiit so khajiit will not charge you more for such, but it could take a time as khajiit's caravan has to meet with the other caravan.
By tonight khajiit will have all the goods, it's promise.

>>52280
I am really really sorry that all this thread depends on my character.
I'm writing as I'm walking

>>52286
[Ah thank you kind anon I too like it here, hope you have a good time despite how I pause the thread]

>>52275
<in reply> Why, yes. "That" Flash Sentry…
He's gotten in a lot of trouble lately, so I was hoping to run-off with him to a stable I bought out in the West.
The thing is… He can get cold feet under pressure, and it can a bit of.. "coaxing" at times to get him to cooperate.
>>52281
<in reply> Thank you, Mr. Kitty. I know these sort of "special" dealings can
As per your reward, I already have it, but I'm going to need to see the deal through before I can hand it off to you.
Get me those "goods" by tonight, and you will have your reward.
>>52282
>>52289
No sweat, m8. This has been a lot of fun.

>>52281 >>52292

>calls the bartender over and asks him for some rum

Miss Iounn do you have input on this situation? I mean I made a promise to Tracy here so it doesn't matter who it is I will help her and it could put a wanted man somewhere where he wouldn't harm anyone else. I don't think I asked your name either sir.

>>52292
Yes, khajiit is ok with this deal as it is just fair for this one to see the goods before payment.

>>52293
>Afther the bartender gets even more drinks on the now full of drinks table.

«Dar'bahar, he wispers to those on the table»
Please, do not spread it.
>Khajiit chugs down one of the tankards on the table, as it was getting too full.

>>52296
I have it all typed up already but we have like 3 people here or something, do I post anyways

>>52301
There is another char, still lurking but within earshot

>>52299
>Khajit notices he has been holding onto the necklace for quite a while now.
Ah, sorry khajiit had to give you something..
>As khajiit puts the necklace on the table, a dim green light can be seen emanating from it.
You want khajiit to tell this thing story, yes?

>>52301
>Be khajiit caravan.
>Lots of walk, legs hurt, it's cold.
>Making it to the «root» caravan wasn't hard, with an skilled warrior to watch out for animals and thiefs it was quite easy
>The way back is a completely different story, as the caravan had to go uphill all the way to the city.
>Finally making it to the entrance, they put up their tents and waited for travelers, dar'bahar should show himself soon.

>>52305
Tracy: *Sits down and helps herself to one pof the many glasses the bartender placed down on the table*

>>52303
>Ydun takes the emerald pendant, clasping it around her neck gracefully
Thank you, yes I would like to hear about this artifact's origin.

>>52308
Beautiful pendant you have there it's craftsmanship rivals that of your armor. I would also be curious as to its origin.

>>52308
>>52309
Well, let khajiit tell a tale of old times..
>Khajiit proceeds to clean his throat.
“Once, when giant mudcrabs roamed the land, there was a young khajiit; She roamed the land along the caravans with her family, helping however she could while they sold goods and wares.
She couldn't remember a time when it was different, arriving at a town and staying there for two to three moons, going back to the root caravan and back to another town.
It was a comfy life for this one, she couldn't complain. That is, until this one day when the caravan was attacked by vile ghoul-like creatures they had never seen before.
The strike was quick and heavy, arrows made of Sangiin knows what stroke the caravan with such a strenght they could bend the hardest of plate armors. It was so vile and so quick that despite his orcish armor, the guard had almost no chance, he went down the moment he tried to block an arrow as it went straight trow his shield and ended him with within the instant.
It appeared as if there was no hope, the strongest of the caravan was the guard and without him the traders where helpless.
Out of the few traders one of them was an adept at the destruction school; with some wisdom and magicka, he managed to hold back the ghoul creatures with his fire spells.
The merchants where brave, but afraid as they didn't know what to make of the situation, it seemed like death was the only exit, an idea which young khajiit couldn't accept; with her young essence, she just couldn't accept the idea, yet, she too felt hopeless as there didn't seem to be any way out of this.
She was just too young, too scared...too weak.”
Khajiit is sorry but that's all that's left from the story as it is an old one, it follows on the young khajiit's adulthood, yes?
“(...)For years she had trained but she was not ready yet, this one could carry a double handed sword like a man and hit as hard as one, yet she was still not strong enought, she just didn't feel it yet(...)
With time she had collected a sum of artifacts previously thought to be legends amongst men, so she should think she was ready for the deed..
Thing is, she didn't account for one thing; being strong is not everything.
Her corpse along with a diary was found inside a deep cavern full of flamer bones by my one of my now dead elders.
It seems as she did it at the end, she killed every flamer, but a lucky blow shattered one of this khajiit's bones, an important one since it was a leg.
Her diary told her story, some parts where stained in blood, unreadable, but the one who found the corpse had the respect to transcribe it to pass the story to the next generation.
Along with the body, such necklace was found, but she never specified where she stores the artifacts she claims to have got.”
That is the story, it may not be what you expected but it is it.

Interesting, so you have had this artifact in your family for generations? I'm curious what the capabilities of this artifact are.

>>52327
>>52335
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>>52319
>Eyes sparkling in wonder, yet simultaneously twisting in sorrowful empathy, Ydun looks down at the pendant. A shimmer of light glints briefly off of the lustrous central gem. It was...almost as if...the female warrior was reaching through the amulet and strengthening Ydun's soul. Ydun clasps the necklace and smiles, turning to the merchant to speak.
Ydun: This will do just fine, I feel a connection with it...with her...already. Thank you.

>>52284
good, somebody's finally deciding to duct-tape that fucker to someone who actually wants his companionship. that ought to free up more waifus.

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>watching this transaction Axton takes a swig of the rum he ordered he feels his own pendant given to him so many years ago. It had been with him through many battles and rituals it was a round flat brass pendant with a ruby encrusted in the middle held in the pendant by a lion head its jaws around the gem on one side and a snake head with its jaws around the other side.

Sir you wouldn't happen to have any minotaur blood on your caravan would you?

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>>52386
All of our 'friends' seem awfully supportive of our relationship, Flashy... You wouldn't want to disappoint them now..

>>53801
Sorry Macy, but Flash is married to the Guard. Why just a few hours ago, we had a massive changeling attack, and guess who was the guard on duty? And even now, I'm helping out the Princess with her speech. Best of luck to you, Macy.

>>53797
>Axton takes off hat and lays it on the table exposing golden eyes, white skin, and dark brown hair
>Axton turns to Ydun and smiles

Thank you Ydun my glass was getting a bit low I could pay you back if you want.

>>53803
It's okay, Flashy. I understand if you're embarrassed.
I'll be waiting here until your finally ready...

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>>56668
I saw that

>>56673
I could've gotten it too. I accidentally clicked "post" before I uploaded the file.
Enjoy your chink flag, faggot.

>>56674
>chink flag
Lurk moar

>>56676
I know what it is; it just looks like a chink flag at a glance.

Well, since this thread ended up getting bumped anyway, what's the consensus on /rp/ing? This thread was pretty fun to me, although quite haphazard.

>>56699
It was fun although it got dangerous for me

>>56699
Nice digits

I like the RP and want to continue it, as long as it's not too involved. I like making memes for it.

>>56699
I liked it sad to see it go twas fun playing the Witch Hunter.

>>57061
I'm sure we'll do it again some day, better planned and with more content to offer.

>>57064
I'll be looking forward to it maybe a good D&D game or something along those lines would be good.

>>57079
If you could drop some directions or any tips/advice for the future, that'd be great. That was actually my first RP ever: It started out by just parroting what my grandfather thinks of gypsies, then evolved into something else entirely once I got bored of that.

>>57110
Same here I have never really RPed before as I said in a post above but overall I think it was all fine.

>>57128
RPing is against the rules on /mlp/. It'd be nice if we could have a tasteful RPing culture here.

>>57129
>It'd be nice if we could have a tasteful RPing culture here.

While thats pretty degenerate, it makes for some marvelous pasta for us in raids.

>>57140
Rping is not degenerate Anon, it's a nice way to incentive camaraderie while it's also good for imagination and writing!

>>57150
>>57140
I don't know enough about RPing to have an informed opinion, but this was fun.

>>57154
It was pretty random, didn't expect it to turn into an RPG but it was fun. I'm not used to be game master tho so I got scared

>>57151
plot twist: you read it right