/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

W-Wat?!

>>364947
What? You like GIRLS?
HAHAHA, that means you are gay!

OPPOSABLE THUMBS MASTER RACE

>>364959
You know it!
>>364955
Don't hate on me because of my eccentric lifestyle, u normalfag!
>>364948
Well well well, look who it is. The barbiefag master himself. I did all of this for u ^^

>>364960
>I did all of this for u ^^
Thonks anon. I appreciate it. *-*

>>364947
Equestria Girls is genuinely good, and always has been. By the end of the series, Equestria Girls was more FiM than FiM even was. It kept the spirit of the show alive.

>>364983
This, probably. I haven't really watched around the last two seasons of fim to be able to confirm but I always liked the heart (from what I remember) of Euqstria girls even if it was a bit goofy plot wise, the schools were competing in motocross? ^^
>>364961
np ^^
Here's a crude drawing of Shimmer texting near a fire during christmas. (I was just trying to draw Sunset and then she got a nightcap but I thought that one would get that so I took it further)

>>364955
hehe, I actually didn't get ur joke first time I read it. O'boy ^^

There is literally nothing wrong with enjoying Equestria Girls.

>>364947
Total Barbie Fag Victory

>>364989
That's pretty kino.
>>364983
Haven't watched the last two seasons either. But I think I can concur. EQG was pretty consistent.

On the other hand. I get why /mlp/ has some issues with it. And why nhnb, is as the name implies. The staff at /mlp/ are very hostile towards any criticism, or even banter regarding EQG. Not even G5 had the same level of protection.
But that's more a reflection of mods being faggots.

>>365013
>Last pic
Wait, did Sunset meet her human counterpart?

>>365014
That was the idea. But EQG got canned before they could work on the finale.
It sounded pretty interesting.

>>365015
Why would they ignore that for so long? We got a superhero subplot in a summer camp forest and yet nothing set up to address the human Sunset in any of the previous movies? They shot themselves in the foot there.

>>365016
>yet nothing set up to address the human Sunset in any of the previous movies?
Yeah, that was a fuck-up. They definitely didn't expected the show to be cancelled. But there wasn't even some foreshadowing.

Something I began to write for the thread but didn't finish. Here's a rough (grammar-wise) draft of a green I had for this thread.

>>365408
Looks promising Anon. I hope you can continue it later.
Nightmare night green? I wonder what that Kookie Kannibal Khristmas green was all about.

>>365408
Green involving Lemon? Nice

>>365017
I wish they had a bit more time for that but at least it was killed before it went total garbage.

>>364947
You can't start a dumpster fire without receiving an end to it. Here's your backstory, so try to keep up from a volatile prospective: EQG is the forever misfortunate step child that isn't wanted because it doesn't want to be wanted. It's not a phase, a feature, or even a design. It's an end goal.

EQG debuted after the peak watch numbers of G4 from S1 to S3, most of whom were male teenagers and young adults at the time. These same people that got to see and enjoy smol, pastel horses having fun, yet learning life lessons, painful or not, were (and in far more cases still are) subjected to extreme discrimination for "BeInG a MaN mEaNs LiKinG cUtE tHinGs Is WrOnG sO uR gAy OmJ dIe U fReAk" followed by a 5,000 word salad pseudo-essay of why males liking comforting things is a CRIME AGAINST FYMINYSM.

Those same male teenagers and young adults were, and still are, facing the hilariously bought out, planned, orchestrated, and still being acted upon 50-pronged anti-male suites.
#1: those almost entirely dead yet judeo-marxists remnants of 2nd wave judeo-marxist fymynysm.
#2: the mostly dead remnants of 3rd wave hyper-communist fymynysm wino never-there-when-it-mattered-because-all-males-are-awful-rapists femoids. Especially since they voted themselves into having 'the right to vote emotionally is more important than voting intelligently'.
#3: 4/5's of the 4th wave fymynysm neo-socialist cat hoarders that blame all males for the problems they caused to themselves, leading to"
#4: all the lezbo-tranny-everything-else-gets-included-so-long-as-you-hate-the-male-sex-because-they-aren't-just-like-us 5th wave free-love-means-you-gotta-pay-for-my-whore-time bitchkweens.
#5: the hilariously (((ideologically mixed))) 6th wave which started in the 1990ACE's. This one is composed of both ultra-ideologist and world-nation-loving femoids whom paradoxically dearly love/hate certain people, unironically for the same reasons: the entire Klaus family, Xi "we chinks love jews, they taught us everything useful to know" Jewping, Aleksandr "I love jews, I'm half jew myself, and jews never did anything wrong so never say that or I'll sue you personally for defamation of character so buy my cheap water filters or you're a (((NAZI)))!" Yonez, the entire Silverstein and Goldberg families, Glenn "jews are the BEST people EVAR and saying otherwise means you're a (((HUWHITE SUPREMACIST)))" Beck, Nick "if you don't support pissrajail, then you aren't 'muricun enough" Fuentes, Bitch "if you are not for pissrahell, then you hate freedumb" McCuckell, the entire Gates family, the entire Bezos family, the entire Musk family, the entire Warburg family, Stevan "jews are great people, and I'm a quarter-jew so I automatically know I'm better than any of you non-jews" Crowder, Crenshaw the backstabbing goyboi whose best friend was a certain Klaus son, a certain Texan Gonzales, among >50,000 more ultra-corporate anti-anti-capitalism loving shekelism globalist faggots.

Those are the opponents that were set up to make four hooves enjoyers "look bad", OP. Let's just theorize the G1-3 enjoyers are outnumber 5:1 by basic bitch femoids and cuckbois.

Suddenly, the horse enjoyers all became (((nazis))), (((white supremacists))), (((wymyn haters))), (((unwanted virgins))), (((gay))), ((pedophiles))), etcetera to the 50th set of carefully planned, structured, and rolled out emotional "complaints".
Meanwhile:
#1 at least 15% of those smol, pastel horse enjoyers are female. List the percentages of convention numbers, compare those to EQG conventions. Oh, that's right, what EQG conventions.
#2: what % of horse enjoyers are not huwhite super-goys? Best be trolling ironically there, OP. There's real men in Puerto Rico that won't like you.
#3: hating human fefails is a legally recognized sport especially since >90% of ALL marriages in the 10 years before G4 debuted ended in shitty, once-sided divorces. How many G4 fans experienced such divorces? I'll wait exactly 1 year until you produce some real statistics for this one.
#4: approximately 35% of all male humans as of 2012, under the age of 30, were virgins due to the 90%->10% rule. Which, if you did not know, is that 90% of the wymyn (((feel they deserve a male that makes enough to be considered in the top 10%))).

You are either simply trolling, or ignorant. The first is faux-tribal bravado, the second is pathetic. Best be the first, OP.

As for why? I will never tolerate humanized shit when it is obvious that four hooves will forever be more caring than any basic fefail whore whom is obsessed with following their nepotistic emotions as if doing such is the peak of neo-fymynysm. After all, four hooves are not culturally indoctrinated to be hypergamous sluts chasing the vaunted fleetings of fame amidst disposable shekels brought on by taking 50% of what a man has earned.

tl;dr: your bait was rotten long before you posted it. Humanized trash will never detract from enjoying the superior four hooves. EQG was a miserable attempt at lowering the enjoyment of small pastel equines by (((applying them to human high school ShEnAnIgAns))). May you live long enough to regret it.

>>366432
Do you read over anything you post before you post it? Or is this how you talk in person too? Good lord, my eyes ache trying to parse it sentence by sentence.

>>366432
>fefails
I think that's a genuinely funny way to write females. I wish we thought of it sooner.

>>366449
>Ameri-Nigel manages to out-Nigel Nigel in terms of incoherence, length and obnoxiousness
>Nigel is impressed
Color me surprised.

Also, here are some cute >nohooves I found.

Well, well, well what do we have here a paradox.
Are they
>THOTS
OR
>MARES
Spicy opinion ahead.
Gotta get some mare milk for the heat about to be unleashed.
EQG's world doesn't have the magic of friendship. It has the MAD SCIENCE OF FRIENDSHIP.

>>366445
>but muh inability to grasp context over multiple paragraphs
>but muh perfectly aligned thought patterns can't translate
Tired as fuck, Typed, read over once, corrected, lost motivation, posted. Here's your tl;dr: "males are considered BADWRONGTHINKERS if they like anything cute by the groups named in said post". That enough?

>>366449
Fuck off Niggel. Your kike-loving ass should've been stillborn. Kill. Your. Self.

>>366529
Thots until proven otherwise.

>>366621
I understood your aspergic rant on a topic nobody asked about. I was asking if you ever read what you post before you post it. And thank you for confirming that you don't by getting uppity that your eyesore wasn't met with applause and giving a shorter statement that you should have made in the first place. But then the followup question remains: did anyone ask?

>>366624
>nothing of value was lost for muh black hole gargling massive ego that needs to be stroked on a random board
What IS your point, that you don't like reading, or perhaps, you couldn't tell from the varying unsubtle degrees of sarcasm directed at OP that I was being semi-satirical? Oh, I get it now, you've got tiktoktard brain.

>>366642
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>366642
Gonna take the liberty to bump the thread since Anon decided to announce his sage.