My doctorate is in Esoteric Pony Waifuism, but it sounds like you're definitely on the autism spectrum. I would recommend the topical application of grass, champ.
And here we have one of the contenders for best fic with fewer than 100 words.
Strong setting; Relatable characters; A mystery with a twist resolution, and finally a feelgood ending. The author's notes at the end skillfully invite the reader to reflect on how the story applies to his own life, and prospect for a part 2.
Elway, in your dream, probably represents the "Coming Man" prophecised by Adolf Hitler, and our search for him.