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Anonymous
No.355235
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>"Hey"
Anonymous
No.355238
>Be Anon.
>You immidiately take one of Luck's roses from her booth and bit down on the stem.
"Hello there."
Anonymous
No.355243
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>be Roseluck
>hairless ape from beyond the void walks up to your shop
>he's new in town, it seems
>decide to greet him personally
>it's good for business afterall
"~Hey."
>buck
>that came out way more sultry than you meant it to
>the green giant takes one of your roses and holds it in his teeth
>"Hello there."
>*doki doki*
>He's so tall
>What are you going to say
"G-great choice! Roses are an excellent flower. Th-they're full of flavonoids, antioxidants, and immunity-boosting vitamins and minerals. I could tell the moment I saw you that you were a r-rose type.. It's a little gift of mine.."
>phew
>you got this
Anonymous
No.355250
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>>355243
>Be Anon.
>Shit_that_fuckin_hurt.jpeg
>You dragged the stem out like you were pulling apart a hook-and-loop fastener.
>Blood drops roll down your chin from your jacked up lips.
>You give her a cocky smirk.
>Arrggggghhhh!!!
Anonymous
No.355251
>>355250
I'm an idiot. I forgot to mention that it was the thorns that jacked up Anon's lips. O'boy.
Anonymous
No.355403
>>355235
hey
Anonymous
No.355604
>sing this to her
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JlwqG3xDN5w
Anonymous
No.355612
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>>355250
>be rose
>enjoying life with other roses
>having based rosy conversations and all around just rosing it up
>some horse bitch comes along and cuts you away from your rose brothers
>wellthatwasrude.jpg
>puts you in a basket
>w/e, at least everyone else here is a rose
>can still talk about rose stuff
>suddenly some green faggot comes along
>pulls you away right in the middle of a based rosy conversation
>puts you in his mouth and bites you
>seriously wtf is going on today
>stab the fuck out of him with your thorns
>watch him try to play it cool in front of his horse-girlfriend with blood running down the corner of his mouth
>serves you right, faggot
Anonymous
No.355618
>>355612
I want to stick my pollen deep in Rose's pistil and inseminate her ovaries.
moar pls
Anonymous
No.355633
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>>355612
>Still be rose
>The pair talk
>Another flower pony pops up in between them
>Suddenly you're forced into a bouquet with other flowers
>Fuck, next to you is roselet daffodil pleb
Anonymous
No.355634
355640
>>355633
>It smells
>Gross
Anonymous
No.355638
>>355235
Hello
Anonymous
No.355640
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Spoilered
>>355633
>>355634
I want to sniff Rose so fucking bad. Then I want to plant her in the ground and tend to her bush so I can sniff her indefinitely. Fucking Daffodil is a shit waifu.
Anonymous
No.355704
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>>355640
Imagine the smell.
Anonymous
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